Just smashed my Appletun too hard. How do i fix her?

Just smashed my Appletun too hard. How do i fix her?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the frick is an appletun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Some Mario enemy I think, moron is on the wrong board

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i can't find the mario board either

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pay for Ganker gold already

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the best gen 8 Pokémon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's not Stonjourner

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what kinda material is best for filling these plushies? I was planning on getting a snorlax soon for my room as a kinda back rest

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cum

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Get your girlfriend's husband to do it

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh noo you nakadashi'ed her too hard OP. You can only do it 100 times a day. Any more than that, her bote belly cannot handle the pressure

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Learn how to sew.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, for false advertising

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      To think that I had to learn that to pass 8th grade.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wow your government is forcing children to become trannies? Based

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Hey guys is it troony to be able to mend your own clothes?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Unironically yes if you're a man. Sewing is a woman's job

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >he lets his women handle sharp objects

              get a load of this gay eh

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Not that anon, but I learned to sew in 5th grade, well over 20 or so years ago. Back then, Home Economics was a mandatory class - it was all about teaching you how to grow up to be self-sufficient, so you could learn how to fix your own clothes, cook for yourself, and do little projects around the house; these days, kids are raised to be almost wholly dependent on others, which is a shame - the number of people that can't do jack shit as adults and need to hire other people (who will always rip them off) to do it for them these days is appalling.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >These days
                Stop gayging about, anon. My son can work sewing machines better than I can because he learned that at school.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                they still teach home economics?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

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              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                hey it's been 20 years since I last finished high school

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's not sewing if you're upholstering

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Relying on a woman, or anyone else for that matter, to do things for you
              lol imagine being such a worthless frick. If you need something done learn how to do it gay.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No. Women are slaves so they have to learn how to cook so we'll getting dinner just in time after a hard work.

                It is their job to wash and repair our clothes.

                Imagine losing vidya time in your holidays if you don't have an own slave.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no moron if you want something done do it yourself and don't be fricking lazy

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >not gathering more skill to shame women on their lack of skill

              beta detected, pls leave with that onions attitude

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Sewing is a woman's job
              Unless you do it yourself to fix things. You can let a woman to remodel your kitchen but not let her fix the pipes, that's a man's job.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically yes if you're a man. Sewing is a woman's job

          >Being this unironically insecure about your masculinity
          there are transgenders who are more confident in their identity than you are if you genuinely feel this way lmao

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This was a custom plush that cost $1500 that was sliced open by customs agents and shoved back in a box. Very tragic thread.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Appletun has nipples?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what? you don't?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        O-of course I have, my fellow human being.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mixing apple and tuna is totally a degenerate move

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >her
    >OP clearly ripped his anus

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You fricked it anon. Just admit it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He did say he smashed it.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Take this opportunity to wash it, replace the filling, then sew it shut and never smash it again.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    too much incel shit, can we go back to talking about the smashed apple thing pls

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