just three more weeks until it's kino time again. did you preorder? were you able to get the CE? Xenoblade 3 thread

just three more weeks until it's kino time again
did you preorder?
were you able to get the CE?

Xenoblade 3 thread

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >did you preorder?
    Yup didn't bother with the CE.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >did you preorder?
    No, I work next to a game shop in a small town, I'll just go pick a copy after work.
    >were you able to get the CE?
    Didn't even try to fight against that shit website.

    >Xenoblade 3 thread
    And with this one line, you've doomed the thread. Reminder that the shitposters' bots can't find the thread if you don't put the word Xenoblade in the OP.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bot? isn't it just a mentally ill shitposter?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but he doesn't manually look for threads, every thread with Xenoblade in the OP shows up on his RSS feed and then he starts copy-pasting his samegay routine.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Haterchads

        Have arrived.

        Let's roast this restera rotisserie!

        >did you preorder?
        No, I work next to a game shop in a small town, I'll just go pick a copy after work.
        >were you able to get the CE?
        Didn't even try to fight against that shit website.

        >Xenoblade 3 thread
        And with this one line, you've doomed the thread. Reminder that the shitposters' bots can't find the thread if you don't put the word Xenoblade in the OP.

        Ahhhhh you mad lmfaooooooooooooooo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There are clearly multiple cuckposters anon. They always infest these threads with their obsession, preventing any discussion.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >kino
    with a Black person?
    >preorder
    nah, this summer is for shin chan game

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >COOMER gayS
    >CRY WOLF SCHIZOIDS
    >ZOOMERS
    >ALL OUT IN DEFENSE MODE AGAINST THE HATER CHADS
    FRICK XENOBLADE COOMERCLES 2
    FRICK XENOBLADE CHRONICLES 3
    FRICK GACHA
    FRICK ATTACK/ANIMATION CANCELLING
    FRICK XENOgayS (except XB1 chads)

    GENTLEMEN... I'M REALLY FEELING IT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking kneel

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I managed to get a CE about an hour before they went out of stock. Right now I’m just waiting for the game to release and clearing my backlog.

    The ESL and his discord friends already found this thread so it’s pretty much doomed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >did you preorder?
      Waiting until I get paid tomorrow, but then I will. Very excited.
      >were you able to get the CE?
      Didn't even try.

      I NEED to have a threesome with her and Alexandria.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ryan's grandaughter is pretty hot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >did you preorder?
        Waiting until I get paid tomorrow, but then I will. Very excited.
        >were you able to get the CE?
        Didn't even try.

        I NEED to have a threesome with her and Alexandria.

        I'll wait for emulator or the new switch to play it
        Xeno 2 already pushed the switch to its limits so i doubt it"ll run well with twice the party members on field

        I managed to get a CE about an hour before they went out of stock. Right now I’m just waiting for the game to release and clearing my backlog.

        The ESL and his discord friends already found this thread so it’s pretty much doomed.

        Damage control all you want resetera we still own this shit KEK

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The Haterchads

          Have arrived.

          Let's roast this restera rotisserie!

          [...]
          Ahhhhh you mad lmfaooooooooooooooo

          >COOMER gayS
          >CRY WOLF SCHIZOIDS
          >ZOOMERS
          >ALL OUT IN DEFENSE MODE AGAINST THE HATER CHADS
          FRICK XENOBLADE COOMERCLES 2
          FRICK XENOBLADE CHRONICLES 3
          FRICK GACHA
          FRICK ATTACK/ANIMATION CANCELLING
          FRICK XENOgayS (except XB1 chads)

          GENTLEMEN... I'M REALLY FEELING IT

          well that was embarrassing. Did your raid group not follow you here lol

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll wait for emulator or the new switch to play it
    Xeno 2 already pushed the switch to its limits so i doubt it"ll run well with twice the party members on field

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >did you preorder?
      >were you able to get the CE?
      Yes

      Actually it's just one party member than 2
      >INB4 blades just stood there
      Play Torna, they actually participated in battle

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        More*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >with twice the party members on field
      XC2 only has 1 more party member on the field than 2.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *XC3

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Blades don't have 6 traditional arts, 3 fusion arts, 3 additional Ouroboros arts and 2 talent arts
        You can also never switch to them so it's more like 3 party members with 9 arts and 9 specials (which aren't too wildly different and are either used for damage or healing and no inbetween) each

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          My bad I forgot the level 4 specials

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't recommend playing any switch Xeno game on an emulator at all. It still shits itself and it's been 5 years already

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        2 has emulated fine for awhile now.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >fine
          Define "fine".

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        works fine on my machine
        it's a beautiful thing in 2k

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          My build is 4 years old so maybe it's that but I would think a Ryzen 7 3600x and RTX2070 would work decent for it but the game shits itself in Mor Ardain and Uraya had the some problem with BotW on Yuzu (Cemu is just so much better for it and should be the only way to emulate that game, same with XCX)

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Time to update those drivers and recompile textures old man, though don't play on the 60fps cheat. That breaks every Xenoblade game on emulation

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      TORA GET OUT OF THERE

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        God, what the frick were they thinking with this battle? I fricking hated it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Being on the receiving end of GHOST FACTORY *should* be a fricking pain in the ass

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >hey this is pretty manageable-
        >mfw she uses ghost factory

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      From what early reviewers said, it runs pretty well actually
      I'll wait until release to see for myself though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kissing Nia deep in her mouth

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's just 1 more character on screen at any given time because your blades are still characters moving around the scene freely.
      I downloaded a high quality video cap of the game and there are reconstruction artifacts out of the ass, it looks to be 540p while docked but then it's reconstructed up to 1080p, and that's with no real discernable improvements to the graphics apart from a single extra character in your party. If I'm being honest here it looks like they actualy reduced engine optimization but improved stability of the framerate and removed the issues causing memory leaks seen in Xenoblade 2, but even that's a maybe since we are only able to see reviewer gameplay.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Game still looks like blurry shit. Just look at that fricking background.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Like I said, it runs at a lower resolution than Xeno 2 but it's reconstructed up to 1080p, so the actual engine is now running much worse than previously.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well, isn't it on Switch? That's 720p isn't it?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The premature stairing suggests sub 720p, at least half horizontal and half vertical, it's 540p while docked, undocked will be around 360p with other cuts graphically.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >540p while docked
              Fricking Nintendo. And this shit sold millions and millions of units. If it was at least 1080p I'd shut up

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Even PS4 isn't actually 1080p in a lot of games, people are complaining about the hardware when it's the developers not setting realistic targets for their games, and people need to remember the Tegra X1 was literally the most powerful chip available to be released in 2017 that would allow the Switch to retail below $500. Even Nintendo's next generation will be disappointing, Nvidia can't match AMDs efforts, Switch 2 will be around the power of an Xbox One but will need significantly more power than a Steam Deck giving it a much smaller battery life.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Even PS4 isn't actually 1080p in a lot of games, people are complaining about the hardware when it's the developers not setting realistic targets for their games, and people need to remember the Tegra X1 was literally the most powerful chip available to be released in 2017 that would allow the Switch to retail below $500. Even Nintendo's next generation will be disappointing, Nvidia can't match AMDs efforts, Switch 2 will be around the power of an Xbox One but will need significantly more power than a Steam Deck giving it a much smaller battery life.

                As a consolation Nvidia leaks have shown that their next Graphics API will be backwards compatible, so you could probably reconstruct it up to 1080p using DLSS, I'm doubtful a Switch Pro will be able to run Xenoblade 3 at native 1080p.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was excited for this when it was announced but the more they show of it the less interested I get. I might just pirate this one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You are all so gay
      someone just upload the nsp already

      And play it with what? Your 10 year old laptop, you spic?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cope poorgay

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But you already do

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Arrest yourself paypig

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No lewd designs, no buy. Simple as that.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You are all so gay
    someone just upload the nsp already

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Give it like three weeks, games usually don't leak until a few days before release.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thank God.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ah sweet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Ups your install by 2 gbs
      Let the weebs download their moonvoices if they want why should i have iunnecessary data on my SD?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Poorgay.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.amazon.com/SanDisk-128GB-Extreme-microSD-Adapter/dp/B07FCMKK5X/ref=sr_1_4?tag=ganker-20&crid=GKNUG9I68YJI&keywords=microsdxc&nav_sdd=aps&qid=1657328565&refinements=p_n_feature_two_browse-bin%3A13203834011&rnid=6518301011&s=pc&sprefix=microsdxc&sr=1-4

        Title Screen theme has been posted

        >no per chapter menu screen

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          According to who?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The video posted.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I could post a video of 1 Xenoblade 2 title screen and say it never changes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >generic cover art backdrop
                It's not changing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not sure if per chapter title screen has been confirmed yet.

          Chronicles 1 theme still unrivaled.

          I agree. This one is a lot more subdued. Plus the original's transition from day to night still makes it one of the best title screens ever

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not 100% confiremd but it doesn't look like it will change, two easy points
            What part of the game is that backdrop from? it wouldn't be the start, why would it fixate of Swordmarch straight away when it won't be introduced until you meet Vandham, and the Xenoblae 2 starts seamlessly from the title screen
            Point 2, it's just like the Xenoblade 1 and X title screens in that it's based off of the box art.
            You'd think they'd keep the per chapter title screens in, everyone loved them, oh well.
            I'd imagine the first title screen would be a starry night that descends down to a raging bat

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A SIMPLE GUIDE TO THE XENO SERIES
    >Play Gears, Saga 1, and Saga 3, skip Saga 2 if you want
    >Play Blade 1 (on Wii or Dolphin) and Blade X
    >Avoid Blade 1DE, Blade 2, and Blade 3 at all costs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >XENO SERIES
      not a thing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOO MUH LOW POLY MODELS AND MUH SOUL
      I'll play 1 DE and you can suck my balls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      play xenogears ignore everything else.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Xenogears is and has never been as good as people say it is. Same for all Xeno games really aside from X, which is actually even better than people hyped it as.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Basically this. Aside from the story, X is basically the best thing that has ever happen to the Xeno series

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            X has the worst story, characters and music

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nah. I can agree on the story but I stand by what I said. The music and characters are great

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >worst characters
              How can you say that when it has the best character in the entire franchise and is my hasubando?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Blade 1DE
      ?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        muh animay art style

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Look gay lmado

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So I’ve been wondering if the game has auto attack cancelling into arts, how will that work with the Keves classes? Will they have 3 auto attacks where cancelling them gives a higher damage ratio like in 2, or just one auto attack animation like in 1 and they just get a stronger boost from cancelling?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The gameplay shown thus far from media outlets hasn’t seemed to show stutter-stepping or art cancelling to my knowledge. Auto-attack cancelling is definitely in though.

      Completely unrelated but I really love how the victory screens look in this game for unique and elite monsters.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >CP
        I know it probably stands for character points or some shit, but i found it funny.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll only play it if their romance doesn't get pushed down my throat, I Ioved Fiora and Shulk together, I loved Rex and Pyra together even more, but I fricking hate that ugly cat, and Xenoblade is inheretly a romance series aside from X.
    Sadly I already know they'll frick in the end so why bother.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Xenoblade is inheretly a romance series aside from X
      That's a new one, I guess there may be some superficial "romance" in it but the characters involved are so one-dimensional that I haven't paid any attention to it until you mentioned it. I certainly don't consider it the series strong suit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Romance is a big part of Xenoblade imo, aside from X like I said.
        Shulk only went on his quest because of Fiora, and after he found out she was alive he did everything to get her back, it even goes the other way, when Zanza resurrects Fiora (and Meyneth) do everything to save Shulk.
        For 2 it's the same thing, all the events only happen because Rex found Pyra, he went on his quest because of her request, the ending chapter is even called "And thus, boy met girl".
        Personally I love some cute romance in my games, but with 3 I already hate the cat girl so it's not gonna be a cute romance story, the only way I could like this game is if she dies, but no one important dies in Xenoblade.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yep, and I got the CE. Love me some artbooks.
    Mostly excited to play around with the class system, it seems cool

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Playing XC2, why is there such a big difference in what they say in Japanese and what they say in the sub?
    >jap: "(Are you) Running?!"
    >eng: "There you are!"
    What's the problem with using the first one?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's the context?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Rex and the team are running away

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      localisers need to justify their job existing by rewriting random shit for no reason

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got the CE, wish it came bundled with the expansion pass but oh well.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yup, got 3 copies of the CE being shipped to my house.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm really fricking jealous man.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But T-Elos is a Xenosaga character

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        just ignore the discord gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        don't bother reasoning with summer gays

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's in Xenoblade as well.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But she's a Xenosaga character first and foremost

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And she's also a Xenoblade character at the same time because she's in Xenoblade. You're exact point?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yes, Kinoblade Chronicles 3. The sequel to Xenobreasts Chronicles and the spiritual successor series to the Kinosaga and Kinogears. We're gonna be eating good bros, I can fricking feel it

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    EU perorders still haven't opened up yet and I just know they're going to be a fricking disaster

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have never seen people b***hing about the chara design being litteraly normal.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does slowly moving interrupt auto attacks and is healing largely from pots
    I played XBC2 to completion and enjoyed it, but I don't ever want to see these things again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like you have to stand still for auto-attacks I think but there's no potions this time around

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is the default walk speed at least faster?
        Yes I know you got better speed in 2 when you had a stronger bond, but the beginning of every fight for 80% of the game wasn't that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It looks faster to me, you can also switch between party members during battle whenever

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's faster and you can use some sort of dash move to reposition faster

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like the cancelable auto attacks since it lets you position yourself better. But yeah pots weren't great. I

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A-anon?!

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you will never chill in the public bath with your keves comrades

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Starship Troopers-esque

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not really since in starship troopers they still obviously had sex drives, while they don't seem to have any here. The ouroboros forms are probably a metaphor for sex or something.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          HAVING SEX GIVES YOU SUPERPOWERS

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not just that. Monogamous, straight sex.
            Yaoiwhales, Yuricucks, and Haremgays BTFO

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >the two obvious villains in the game are characters who couldn't have sex
              Takahashi trying to show that femcels aren't human

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Three, since N is currently assumed to be some alternate Noah whose Mio died.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Please get psychiatric help. You are obsessed.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              BASED

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I love /ss/.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The ouroboros forms are probably a metaphor for sex or something.
          100% on point, considering Noah became VERY interested in Mio when they become allies

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The ouroboros forms are probably a metaphor for sex or something.
          So Takahashi is ripping off Aquarion now? Will we get scenes of them orgasming in their oroborous too?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wow, a mature bath house scene in a japanese game. color me surprised.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >wow, a mature bath house scene in a japanese game
        literally a resetera quote

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i wouldn't know, i've never been.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      LANZ SEX

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can't wait for the mid game cutscene where these sexless clones learn penis goes where

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not a single lewd frame
      not a single drop of humor/comedy

      pozzed as frick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So just like 2's bath scene, then?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          xeno2 had cleveages and bodies
          where are they in xeno3?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Cow

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              1st, it is not lewd at all
              2nd, i mean in the fricking bath scene you shit

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              How about designs like pic related on a big tittied women in 3?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Anon, the valley starts near her tattoo. Both have the same breast size.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Leak when?

                shills remain silent
                I accept your concession

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >covered in a towel
                censorblade 2

                >this kills the xeno3gays

                Wait, isn't there supposed to be steam covering up Nia's chest? You're not supposed to be able to see her chest because it would reveal her core crystal. lmao """censorship"""gays so desperate they're posting modded screenshots

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wtf, where's the sexual tension/humor?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        unironically they're probably too autistic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there is not, it's a pozzed shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        mabye the persona games are more your speed

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Except Xenoblade was like Persona in terms of interactions.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm assuming that the differences between sexes isn't a part of the keves/agnus culture and only awakens between the characters after fusing into an ouroborous.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >There's anons in these threads that pre-order games still

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck getting the special edition after launch

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >A shitty steel case and an artbook I can read on the internet
        That's a waste of money and you know it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          By that logic you can watch a streamer play the game too, why bother buying it?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's also a reasonable. Just like how there's no need to ever buy games when you can sail the high seas.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          $30 for a limited artbook is well worth that amount

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Coombrained paypigs tend to do that, anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Except 3 has no coomer designs?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can fix her.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Combat looks way faster in this game than it did for the previous game which is neat with how HP spongey the enemies feel like in XC2

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So, when leak?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Next week

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The leak will prove whether the game is censored or not via alt outfits. What day next week does the leaks release?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The game is not censored

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Uh huh, sure.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The leak will prove whether the game is censored or not via alt outfits
          lol, all this pozzed shit and you're still in denial?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the game isn't leaking any earlier than the 22nd.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hope so since every other major release leaked, Pokemon Arceus, SMT V, Fire Emblem Three Hopes, prob some other ones. Seems impossible that this won't leak, can't wait.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do Noah and one of the girls really go in an onsen completely naked together?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, seems the point of the scene is to show how much they're just desensitized killing machines.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but he's too gay to care about these puppies

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not attached to motherly cat wife
        Don't care

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      >you will never chill in the public bath with your keves comrades

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      before she got blacked so the NTR hit harder

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but he's too gay to care about these puppies

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Noah’s already got points on Rex for acknowledging Welsh catgirl supremacy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Trolling is against the rules

          >captcha RAWKN

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >didn't even post the full pasta

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He’s probably been warned by mods for ‘Wall of Text’ spam if I had to guess.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like you can level down in this game, which is neat. More JRPGs should do this. Nothing sucks more than questing in the game only to find that you're now overleveled and are breezing through the game

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    EUfriends, any preorder bonuses in your country?
    Not a single store has them in mine.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      UKbro here, haven't gotten them up either. Sucks ass man, sucks massive fricking bollocks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      german here
      the only ones I found so far are at OTTO, just a bunch of shitty postcards

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine having Black person penises living in your head rent free
    What a sad existence

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now here I'm just thinking how exactly a Machina and a Blade will be able to procreate

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hydraulic wiener and flame pubes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wait, Kevesi are cyborgs ?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They're Machina. Keves consists of Homs, Machina and High Entia

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              But Riku is a busy guy.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              And Noppon. Well, noppon are in both factions

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              This couple is very cute and nice

              >camps are expanded from torna
              >instead of just talking about random shit at camp you can choose specific topics like quests to talk about while at camp
              >you can also eat food while at camp that you actually see the party eat instead of just putting it in pouches like in 2
              neat

              It's nice isn't it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Meant to reply to

                Now here I'm just thinking how exactly a Machina and a Blade will be able to procreate

                And now

                [...]
                [...]
                [...]

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Anons say there's no Japanese humor
          >See this WEBM
          All we need are designs like the outfits of 1 and 2 and this game is golden.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's just regular humor

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >That's just regular humor

              uh... what exactly makes that webm japanese humor?

              His posture when he turned

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            uh... what exactly makes that webm japanese humor?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Japanese humor always meant just attractive girls being silly anon, not actual japanese humor.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        His wiener is augmented

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hydraulic wiener and flame pubes

        His wiener is augmented

        Not just that. Monogamous, straight sex.
        Yaoiwhales, Yuricucks, and Haremgays BTFO

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Me on the front

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          His arms are the size of her head

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And his head will be the size of her head

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lanz will split her in two with his gigantic mawienerina

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >avatar gayging with nia defending Xenocuck 3
      not a real xb2 chad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nia is the worst character in the series so it's fitting

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick the CE still isn't available in europe? That plus the fact that the bonus stuff is only going to get mailed months after is worrying me. I think I will just pre order the regular version already. Any pre order bonus in Italy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure about Italy but in the UK version, every physical Preorder on the Nintendo website gets you an A4 Notebook

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed Xenoblade 1, X and 2. The aren't masterpieces, but they are okay. Solid 7/10 games. 3 looks worse. Character designs are atrocious. Hire someone else.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Character designs are atrocious
      How did you play Xenoblade 2? Blindfolded?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you going to play this garbage blindfolded?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that guy is fricking bloatmaxxing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          left is a mogging GOD

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine thinking that they're not going to be unmasked in the first third of the game.

          The whole point on having masked antagonists to make the "big reveal" of their faces.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the right one is meleph

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          is left achievable natty?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            only if thou desires the power

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >his lines in the prerelease footage we got yesterday
              This motherfricker is going to be just as fun as Malos. I can't wait

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Dost thou desire the bloat?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >NORF FC villain
          Preordered

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >ALRIGHT MWAMBA, SCORE SOME FACKING GOALS

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >CAMMON BOYS, BREAK THE FACKING CYCLE

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The right one is definitely Lanz

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's the fat kid who gets crushed inside a building in the direct teaser trailer

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder that every single one of the Consuls has a different accent. All of them are likely from the same stock of genetic material as the PCs

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          OI U GOT A LOISENSE FER DAT OUROBOROS

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >this is literally what Queen Melia is gonna say

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the one on the left is malos after nia gives him gigacancer, calling it now

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Noah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t. Ethel

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cow

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          MADE for molesting her otouto

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t.Mio

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >camps are expanded from torna
    >instead of just talking about random shit at camp you can choose specific topics like quests to talk about while at camp
    >you can also eat food while at camp that you actually see the party eat instead of just putting it in pouches like in 2
    neat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm curious to see how much variety they've put into the camping scenes, it's looking very comfy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Black person
      my day is ruined

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        get help

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          go back to your NBA general

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just coming into this thread to say I haven't watched any trailers.
    I haven't looked up any of the characters.
    I know next to nothing about this game.

    I am now leaving the thread.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I know nothing but I must consume product

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based, same.

      >I know nothing but I must consume product

      It's Xenoblade 3 anon, that's all you need to know. I couldn't imagine shitposting about the same trailers for months and spoiling myself for a game I know I'm going to buy anyway.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good idea

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same
      XBC2 did me well enough that I know basically nothing and will still buy

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >an onsen scene thats actually good
    yes, preordered.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      don't worry anon you'll get your japanese humor when the keves party members try to get the agnus party members to go into a public bath with them or something.

      Or Noah and Mio will have japanese humor moment when they realize that switching their flutes made him indirectly kiss.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Xeno Science Theater 300

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        To be honest, that wouldn't even be that bad. Serves as a great culture shock moment. Also that fricking webm

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          japanese humor fricking ruined 2 though?

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I managed to get the CE. Hoping the artbook is cool.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >we get a xenogears character as a DLC hero
      >it's chu-chu
      how would chu feel about it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >not pic related

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'd be cool with it. She can even be an honorary Nopon Sage.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't preorder because I'm not sure I'll like it, so it's a try before buy game for me. Will buy it if it's good.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >did you preorder?
    No, I don't trust them enough to not take the story and characters in a directions that I know I won't like so I'm waiting for it to come out to see how it turns out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not trusting Monolith

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In this context I don't. 3 seems to be an intentional attempt to be tonally distinct from the past games. Either that or I'm still shell shocked from Tales of Arise and I haven't recovered from that and am projecting it onto XBC3.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Either that or I'm still shell shocked from Tales of Arise and I haven't recovered from that and am projecting it onto XBC3.
          It seems more the former than the latter. Aside from XC2 having a little bit more goofier parts Xeno games in general have always had a somewhat grim tone in their stories. Now the Xenoblade games have had a more uplifting tone to them but they're always had serious themes to them

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Don't know what you're talking about. Tales games in the first place aren't that great. Especially the last two. Only symphonia and abyss are worth a damn.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no
    i still haven't played XBC2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you should
      it's a good game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i liked XBC a lot so i'll get to it eventually
        need a new controller so money is tight and live a live comes out the same month as XBC3 as well

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kinoblade chronicles is back bros

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't been following XC3 much, will it have the option to stop exp. gain like in DE or at least allow you to store and not use some exp. like in XC2? I liked being able to adjust my levels, especially with how easy the game could be if you were even a few levels above what you're fighting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah
      Not sure if they'll let you level down though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        still pissed that you can't control the hero character. it's a small thing, but still.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Considering you get their class it's a small issue plus they can't interlink like the main six party members

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i know it's a small issue, i said as much, but a lot of them have cooler designs than the main cast so it annoys me.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's understandable

              Nice. I hope the side quests are better this time around. I still did a lot of them in 1 and 2 but boy some of them were not worth it. The Torna ones were a bit better, at least.

              I thought the Future Connected ones were pretty good so I hope they're more like those

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nice. I hope the side quests are better this time around. I still did a lot of them in 1 and 2 but boy some of them were not worth it. The Torna ones were a bit better, at least.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can, I forgot which video showed it but after you select a character you have the option to level up or down

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah
          Not sure if they'll let you level down though

          here

          ?t=296

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Awesome, thanks anon

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I really appreciate games that have this feature, so based.

              frick, looking closer it seems like you can't, Noah is currently on level 11 and the arrow is grayed on level 10, the person playing can only choose between lvl 11 and 13. Maybe the feature is unlocked later in the story or it is NG+ only or maybe I'm just dumb.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It was NG+ only in 2 but from the start in Expert Mode in 1DE. Maybe 3 has its own version of Expert Mode, or maybe it's like 2 and the feature is NG+-lock (which would suck).

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I would be fine with 2's system. Unless you used the bonus exp. at the inn, I was mostly not overleveled.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I really appreciate games that have this feature, so based.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Leak when?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically 2 more weeks.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this kills the xeno3gays

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Xenoblade 2 humans characters / human Nya are wearing normal clothing (Fricking Nya is literally wearing a potato sack) and have British Accents
    >A lot of Xenoblade 2 blades are drawn by porn artists, and a lot of them wear bawdwear and have American Accents

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've played both XBC DE and XBC2 and have not finished either of them. I'm a completionist and these games are pure cancer for that. I don't think I'd even be exaggerating to say that they have the worst side content of any jrpg I've ever played. It's annoying cause the main stuff is fantastic and I enjoy it a lot but I always feel bothered when I miss stuff. I think I'll try DE again before 3 comes out and pretty much only do the story stuff and see where that gets me.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so, when is someone gonna leak the review copy online

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So what do you think the title for the next Xeno series should be?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Xenohunter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Xenoverse oh wait

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Xenogun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Xenophile. It'll be a VN.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Human - Noppon couple
        Based.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          With all the people were who wanted to frick Nene I'm not surprised now

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nene is not for lewding

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Xenoblade is like fantasy mixed with sci-fi
        >X is full blown Sci-Fi
        Huh?

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another "shitposters pretend Sharla doesn't exist" episode

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Her own game did a good work to not make her sexist past Colony 6. Sitting nicely on the bench

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, the game forgets she exists for most the time too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well, up until Mechonis anyway.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well, she did have that moment after Emperor Sorean dies where she tells Melia that she's rooting for MeliaXShulk
        If only she succeeded

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I pre-order when I can play it 2-3 days early when the nsp gets leaked?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would say the same, but trying to emulate Three Hopes on ryujinx recently had my PC chugging. I really need to upgrade, but shit's expensive, yo.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Xeno warriors next year bros

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      need goth high entia

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >high entia are such mutts now their wings are different colors
        la creatura...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Even more high entia racemixing
          YES... YES!!! MORE!!!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that's not a goth high entia

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Actual black wings
        I remember when we thought Eunie was going to have black wings.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this is the evil villain you have to face

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Isurd slowly looking down as she gets closer is what makes it

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It took a while for me to process that whenever Counterattack played in XC2, doesn't mean someone's gonna die or something terrible is about to happen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kek same. I low key thought that it would play during Vandham's death

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyways who do you guys think actually shits up these threads? Euros, americans or third worlders?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All of the above.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All of them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can detect bros from america and some hispanics (south america? spain?)
      frick xenopozzed 3

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >bros
        Holy shit, unironically go back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of ESLs definitely.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't decide if I want physical or digital

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just buy whichever you have 1 and 2 on.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but I have 2 physical and DE digital...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        2 was physical but somewhere along the line I switched to digital so I got 1 from the e-Shop, but now I feel like I want physical for old time's sake, though digital would be more convenient

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Day 1 pirate. Not going to support this anime cringe shit anymore.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I dont get this logic. You feel you MUST play on day one yet you’re “protesting” by pirating? If you were that repelled by cringe anime shit wouldnt you just…not play it? Just seems like poorgay cope.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a shitpost you moron.
        I'm not playing this crap at all.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So do you spend all your days shitposting in threads for games you wont play? That’s not even a GOOD shitpost. Low effort, do better. Better yet, log off Ganker and maybe read a book, exercise a bit, touch grass perhaps.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It wasn't my post. I was explaining the obvious to you, you fricking moron. Your threads are a toilet.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              My threads? I didnt make the thread you schizo, what are you even talking about? Im not sure I appreciate your tone. Maybe mellow out a bit, relax. Sounds like you might even need to dilate sista.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          so do you just go around threatening to play games you hate for free? I feel like you didn't think this shitpost through

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >all the smiling le chad cope pics
    You'll never be as based as cold steel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Cold steel
      >Based
      Lol, lmao if you will

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Obviously he's referring to this one

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Obviously he's referring to this one

        >Teleports behind you
        >casually have better combat and fanservice since 1990s

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >trails
      >good
      lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, never playing the garbage. Now post an average Xenoblade fight.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          okay

          Come on anon, Falcom is just small indie dev team lmfao

          Yeah I know it's unfair but that webm still destroys my sides, the camera movement in particular just kills me. If you're small indie team then you probably shouldn't attempt to portray a huge battle scene like that, or at least don't have the camera linger THAT LONG on it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Holy fricking kino!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You do know this looks stupid, right? Sure, more budget, movement,etc. but it's just moronic.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's some massive cope, Coldkek.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I haven't even played that shit. You are just moronic if you think those dumb fricking anime fights are cool.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, it's fun. Who cares if it's over the top? Just enjoy shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's shit and it's not fun. It's a boring sequence no different to Obi Wan vs Anakin.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Post something good then?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                From vidya, you autist

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't need to post something good to know that your goofy anime dance "fight" is shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you even in this thread, then? We were comparing over the top anime to over the top anime, not duels where a single sword strike can kill you. Do you go into mecha threads to complain about how tanks are more efficient?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do not haunt me here nyuhuhu

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There's nothing haunting about her though?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Be gone!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Obi Wan vs Anakin was the best fight in Star Wars

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That was halfway because of the music. I really want to hear what plays here, but I can wait a little.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              NTA, how is it anywhere near as bad as the Trails one?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's not your average Xenoblade cutscene fight. Definitely above average.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            average anime fight
            *yawn

            Okay

            now this looks totally moron

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Do you have anything from the opening battle with the armies rushing each other? Seems a bit more comparable to the other webm just so we appreciate it more.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              just this gif, I'll try making webms of it later.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Cold steel
        >Based
        Lol, lmao if you will

        I've never played Trails of Cold Steel, but its character designs are way better than Xenoblade 3.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Come on anon, Falcom is just small indie dev team lmfao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Still, this is their 4th Cold Steel game alone. Do they just not improve at all?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Now post something from their most recent game, not something from 2017.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >2017 isn't recent

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            that's half a decade ago

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Falcom went from making PS2 games to PS4 games in about that time. Compare CS1 to Kuro. They genuinely look 2 console generations apart.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You be the judge, I guess. Meanwhile, the rest of us will be waiting for like three years to play this game.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I bet the Kiseki games are good for what they are, but god, those graphics are shit.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              For how small of a company Falcom is I think Kuro looks really good.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How big are they? I think they look fine, readable and playable too, which are the most important things. I'm just curious. Takahashi often complained about how he had to do Xenoblade 2 with just 40 main in house devs since the others were off helping with BotW.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >How big are they? I think they look fine, readable and playable too, which are the most important things. I'm just curious.
                Like 50-60 people. They outsource a lot, though, so that doesn't mean much. Their release schedule is also bonkers. Almost every game they put out is a two year rush-job.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not a big fan of how flat the terrain and the environments in general look.
              But I do like the character models, which I guess are a priority.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The Battle of Sword Valley from 2010 on the Wii looks better than that garbage.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why does xenoblade live so rent free in Trailsgay's heads lately?

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick are there so many party members in Xenogears that get little to no development? Like Emerelda for example is basically Sharla but completely irrelevant.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because the game is unfinished
      Any main character that isn't Fei, Citan, Elly or Bart is irrelevant (even though Emeralda should be way more relevant than she ended up being)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking sucks ass, from her introduction you'd think she'd get a lot of story relevance and she gets nothing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She has her little sidequest during the very end of the game at least but it's still unfortunate

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She at least gets a side-quest late-game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because as they said, it's unfinished. Emeralda does get a sidequest that's pure fricking kino though that you should make sure to do. Shame about Billy and Maria just sort of being there.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah Billy and Maria are just there and basically does nothing

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in the middle of ff7 then I gotta finish xb1 xb2 and digimon survive first

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't you post a webm of Blurry trash XB2 gameplay,tendy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Okay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        God I love the silver surfer blade shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The sword surf is so fricking moronic but I love it, shit.

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You'd think that for a character that gets so much fricking promotion and art, T-elos would be more that just some side character in the third game of Xenosaga.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's like the brown 2B from FFXIV, just a fan favorite.

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >XB2 doesn't auto-saved
    >keeps crashing
    fricking hell

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I could help if this is on Yuzu because I too had the same problem

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lucky me then, I'm on Yuzu

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No i dont pay for pozzed censored garbage
    Abe is dead
    Its over
    Japan lost

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Japan, and Abe, only lose when Abe's dream dies.
      Have sex.

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >muh dumb cutscene is better than yours
    I prefer the actual gameplay to be good unlike jrpg shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And yet here you are. Peculiar!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's possible to enjoy the gameplay of different genres.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Offline mmo gameplay is not enjoyable.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And yet here you are. Your obsession is unhealthy anon. Dont you have anything better to do?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think racing games are enjoyable, but I don't hop into random racing game threads and dump on an entire genre like a sperg.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >reddit may cry

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >There are fake fans ITT RIGHT NOW that didn't pre order the CE
    Holy fricking shit I wish you secondaries would just die already

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But Nintendo won't let me buy it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        EU preorders haven't even gone up yet

        Sure they did, americans and japanese were able to buy it on two different occasions. They even gave a second chance for lazy morons.

        Buying a shitty overpriced CE won't make you happy.

        You are a loser. The only reason you exist to make scalpers money. Dumb c**t.

        cope, pre-order-let trannies

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Sure they did
          No they didn't
          EU preorders are going up in "late july" whatever the frick that means

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >the European part wasn't a joke
            holy frick
            HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
            HOLY SHIT
            WOW
            THAT'S SO SAD

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking hate anal butt this was fantastic. Come back to it every now and then.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >there's a version without any text
          >meaning you can effectively just remove Rex from the entire equasion since his face is never on panel and the artist made him way taller to help fulfill his e-girlcon fetish
          >effectively becomes an entire doujin of Grade-A Nia self-insert porn then

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          arrest, dumb c**t

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      EU preorders haven't even gone up yet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Buying a shitty overpriced CE won't make you happy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But it definitely does, especially when securing two copies. One for use and one for display

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You are a loser. The only reason you exist to make scalpers money. Dumb c**t.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Seething poorgay, who gives a frick about muh scalpers. Poorgays, that’s who.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Only poorgays seethe about scalpers. And I'm a poorgay

              You losers misunderstand. The only worth you have is to be exploited. morons.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And what worth do you have, shitposting in a thread for a game you will never play? Dont dodge the question little b***h. I’ll wait.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Keep waiting. I'm not doxxing myself.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You dont need to doxx yourself little gay. Just share with me, what worth do you have? We already know you’re a shitposter, broke homosexual, so we can cross off a few things. Your personality, seems pretty shit too. Are you good at sucking wiener at least? Please tell me there’s something redeeming about you!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You can keep waiting and jerking off to your sad homosexual fantasies. You are pathetic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Says the little bitter homosexual who has to shitpost all day. Dont you have anything going in your life little b***h? Is this all you got ? Hahahaha oh lord you are such a sad little gay. Consider suicide ASAP.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                As soon as someone points out you are a loser filling the void in his life with overpriced junk you throw a fit. Keep losing it moron.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Only poorgays seethe about scalpers. And I'm a poorgay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shitposting about games you will never play to harvest (You)s REALLY wont make you happy anon. You’re going to wind up in the 41% if you keep this up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't preorder on principle. I'm just waiting for more information.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't care, still pirating the leaked NSP and discuss it on Ganker without spoiler tags

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would, but My Nintendo Store doesn't ship to Mexico.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >supporting censored garbage
      I wish you would die subhuman so we could have nice things again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have any CE, so there's no point in starting now.

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    inb4 the chud starts malding about “MUH CONSOOMERS!!” we get it, you are poor. No need to shout it to the world.

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The amount of brigaded shitposting on these threads is way too obvious.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The actual general isn't much better.

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Choose your ouroboros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's Not-Weltall

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Noah > Mio > Sena > Taion > Lanz > Eunie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The absolute unit that is the Lanz-Sena one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there's no way they're not doing a third form with all 3 cores to form a trinity

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >noah and lanz have big ouroboros penis
      >taion barely has anything at all
      What is the game hinting at with this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they all look like generic CHOCO dogshit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Taion's form looks more like a Telethia than Eunie's.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      None. They are all shit. I hate Aquarion. Why would you copy that piece of shit?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They look nothing like any of Kawamori's desings

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    3 weeks to release and still nothing on the Europe special edition

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it possible for me to get the Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Pro Controller for a decent price??

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's with the low base resolution and attempting to reconstruct it from 480p to 1080p?

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Title Screen theme has been posted

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Chronicles 1 theme still unrivaled.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dimes

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How many new heroes have been confirmed that aren't in this image?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's the purple machina girl and the brown one with big fists

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And Ethel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The menus have like 24 or something. I think only one was hidden.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This looks like a more traditional jrpg party than the main cast.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ethel
      Cammuravi
      Brown Australian punch girl

      Are all but confirmed. So I'd say there's around 5 we know nothing about including the censored one in the direct, the machina girl and the big robot thing at the end in this shot.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Swap to new class
        >Only thing that changes is the jackets they wear

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        and since the rows actually fill out as you progress and meet more heroes, this might not be even all of them. Likely reaching 26 base game + 2 new classes from the pass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There’s also the Indoline support guy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they look so much better than the main cast?

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    post lanz ass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No I won't do that, Sena

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes I pre-ordered, no I wasn't able to get the god damned CE because fricking Nintendo can't run a website properly and then decides to fricking do it instead on the day Sunbreak came out and I completely missed it.
    I'm still fricking salty.

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad they are continuing with the worldwide releases. Having to wait for the english releases of the games before 2 sucked.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      X in particular was painful because we learned every single detail about the game before the NA release, so the only way to avoid spoilers was to import the Japanese version or to outright ignore all threads for 8 months.

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl+f
    >no wotah
    You guys let me down

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WOTAH

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HEAR THAT NOAH, LANZ WANTS SOMETHING A BIT MEATIAH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BLOODY ‘ELL, ME RIFLE’S GETTIN’ ‘OTTER

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      CAM ERE I GOT SOMETHING FOR YA

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope we can get Fiora, Shulk, Pyra, and Mythra as heroes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Party members for the DLC story.
      The main couples from 1 & 2 are going to adventure with Noah and Mio. Shulk will ouroboros with Fiora, and Rex will Ouroboros with Pyra/Mythra.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Actually, it'd more likely be Rex and Shulk fusing and Pyra and Fiora fusing since the Interlink seems to require one person from each nation

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But anon... that's forbidden love!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's the only way to defeat the Nopon Archsage

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was able to get the special edition.
    More than anything, I'm just glad they're bringing back the NPC Affinity chart from XC1/XCX. It was sorely missed, for me.

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have straight sex.
    NOW.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're dead, Abe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His name isn't actually vandam, right? So where's this game's obligatory vandam?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its him, Guernica Vandham
        only 1 had Vandamme as name (Vangarre in en)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he interlinked?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you will not indulge in homosexual pleasures
      >you will maintain committed monogamy with one partner
      Speaking to the XC1 and XC2 fandoms respectively with Ouroboros concept.

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now show her in that same scene with Brighid while they're both in their swimsuits.

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    will noah go full schizo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's definitely going to be broken

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >awakened to love
      >awakened to a world beyond pre ordained death
      >his catwife is going to die repeatedly
      >"if the world holds our lives back, i will end it"
      would be surprised if he wont. Im ready for that ILL KILL YOU moment

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Think he'll be able to match Howden?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not many VAs can match Howden's screams but the yells we heard from him in the trailers and direct sounded pretty good.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why hasn't Howden gotten more vidya roles outside of Xeno? Last I heard he was sneaking Shulk references into Lego star wars as an NPC voice. Ridiculous for someone with that kind of talent to still be dealing with bit parts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      N is already schizo, Noah will avoid ending like N.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's Fei 2.0 so obviously yes
      >ponytail
      >tragic backstory of village getting destroyed
      >paired up with female character from warring country
      >biblical name

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      here hoping xc3 can also deliver the delicious “life is good” vs “time to suffer” contrast of 86. God what a show. 1st part was pure kino

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cant wait for this to emulate flawlessly on day 1 on my deck. How soon do you think 60fps mods will be available? With Kirby it was like within the week.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >60fps mods
      Probably close to the first week too, but those caused major problems with the physics in 1 and 2 iirc, so it's probably better to play at 30fps.
      I'm not sure if the Deck specifically will be able to handle this game, though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      XB2 is running at a blazing 24fps in the starting area. How the frick is XB3 gonna emulate flawlessly day one?

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Noah-N-Mio good vs evil threesome when?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Not Noah x Mio x N x M foursome

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think my hype AMV will be done in time bros...

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