Karnov

Karnov

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this was the best shit on the planet when I saw it at my friend’s house at 8 years old.
    My parents got me the PC port.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, this isn't 1990 where you had to play inferior home system arcade ports. Just boot up MAME instead.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's Karnov, there's no winning here

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Just boot up mame
      >also download 10000 casino tablet games

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      god, why?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh dear.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder just how many 40yo bongs unironically think the ZX Spectrum was a great system

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        oi m8 the speccy was the best

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know a lot of 40yo Russians who think ZX is great.
        Some people learned to find joy in the simplest of things; others just can't be satisfied with life anymore.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And others find joy in actually good games like Super Mario Bros. 3

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, I too base my world view around hypothetical Soviet-era potato farmers in Siberia.

            You're going off rails and inventing straw men that have nothing to do with what was said. Probably because you can't handle the fact that the system you happened to grow up with is in objective reality no better or worse than anotther system someone else grew up with. But you have the need to bash everyone else for liking something different because you're adolescent in mind.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, I too base my world view around hypothetical Soviet-era potato farmers in Siberia.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game rules and should have gotten a few sequels.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friend of mine once told me if you ever want to know if you are in ancient Anatolia, if this music plays out of thin air when you slip and fall, you're about close to home.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game was always so cool and imaginative. Data East later went on to say he was just some circus strongman but I never bought it, he's clearly some ancient mystic on a holy pilgrimage

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had the Tiger handheld Karnov when I was little. I remember him shooting fireballs and fighting fricking dragons and shit. No way is he just a circus strongman.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had this game on multicart as a kid, my mom said he's a guy to which Death came after and sent him to Earth. Which is pretty much the actual plot of the game, i don't have a fricking clue how did she get this. We didn't have manuals or magazines and she doesn't understand Japanese.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, are you or your family from the Steppes?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://tcrf.net/Karnov_(NES)
      Check this out bruv.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always say the only true flaw of Karnov is the lack of variety in stage themes, even though the one theme they use is very catchy.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the only licensed games with a third party mapper (Namcot-109).

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it even possible to beat the dinosaur boss without subweapons and without taking damage? there are so many fricking fireballs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember them being easy to dodge though

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    His daughter having daddy issues.

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