Khorne and Eldar alliance

Khorne followers are brainlets but super soldiers who hate Slaanesh and want to be trown into the meatgrinder.
Eldar hate Slaanesh, are smart and could use some troops to trow into meatgrinder of war instead of precious eldars.
How could Eldar improve their relationship with Khorne?
If they can't, could they provide infrastructure to their worlds just so khorne can spread his influence more and weaken Slaanesh, without Khorne caring about Eldar gifts.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eldar are one of the prime chaos removers of the setting and aren't just bothered by Slaanesh in particular.
    Shut the frick up about your monkeigh talk.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chaos Eldar exist on the Crone worlds, moron.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        And? They are narratively insignificant and small in numbers. If Imperium-gays can scream at me how humans are absolutely anti-chaos despite chaos space marines existing, then I can call eldar chaos-removers while posting a CWE.
        Have a harlequin as well.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's at least one Khornate deldar in POTDE and she got killed by a harlequin solitaire on the last page of the Path of the Dark Eldar

    Anyway, Eldar would manipulate Khornates like they manipulate Orks, by killing problematic Champions and pointing them in the direction of things they want destroyed. They themselves, the Craftworlders in Particular, Channel their devotion to Khaine, not Khorne, and Khaine is definitely not a mirrored aspect of Khorne just like Isha is definitely not the mirror aspect of Nurgle which is defintely not why those two Chaos Gods made sure to preserve the antipolar versions of themselves when Slaanesh was born and consumed all the other Eldar gods.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mirrored aspects
      I feel dumb for never realizing this.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        I also feel dumb for not making that connection. Also surprised Tzeentch doesn't have a mirrored aspect, I dont know about the eldar pantheon to know if any eldar god could be his mirror tho

        Ah, don't feel too bad. It was so subtle, I mean, Khorne, Khaine, who would have ever made the connection?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Khaine and Isha were chaos gods all along, Khorne and Nurgle are just their slave names they took on
      >Eldar are particularly good at magic, like stench is
      >elves were pulling all the strings from the beginning
      >slaangoosh is a god wholly of eldar chaos

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Slaanesh is the most pure Eldar god there ever was. More than Asuryan could ever dream of being.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mirrored aspects
      I feel dumb for never realizing this.

      I also feel dumb for not making that connection. Also surprised Tzeentch doesn't have a mirrored aspect, I dont know about the eldar pantheon to know if any eldar god could be his mirror tho

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cegorach

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        My own personal headcanon is Khaine and Cegorach are also Gork and Mork. Ork belief and worship of the two gods is why they weren't eaten or captured by Chaos. I also wouldn't be surprised if the Emperor was some type of demon prince of Malal, if not Malal himself. The in-universe explanation for Malal not being around as much in the 41st. Millennium is because he's chained to the Golden Throne.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I will always be partial to any headcanon that makes the Emperor more insidious and sinister than the official story lets on. He has some satanic elements, made a deal with the chaos gods at a place called Molech to create his 'sons'. A deep desire to destroy all organised religions and any people who opposed him. The HH could be seen as Lucifers fall where half of heavens angles joined him in rebellion and were punished, like Lucifer the Emperor was punished at the cusp of his victory, and half of his angles turned aganist him, and ended with him dead (?) chained to the Golden throne.
          >The in-universe explanation for Malal not being around as much in the 41st. Millennium is because he's chained to the Golden Throne
          I'm going to take that headcanon for myself thanks anon
          However I disagree with the Gork and Mork headcanon, the Lord of Skulls has an alt head of two orcs locked in combat as a headmantle. I always veiwed that as Gork and Mork being aspects of Khorne and empowering him

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He has some satanic elements,
            He is quite literally the biblical antichrist

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Sinister Emperor.jpg
            That's Lorgar

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >lorgar
              >has hair
              the golden face tattoos is just one look of the emperor

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Emperor was some type of demon prince of Malal, if not Malal himself.
          The Emperor is the Ynnead. The Yncarne is the Eldar conception of his appearance and behavior, and the Emperor is his Human appearance. I don't have it on hand but in some older editions there were allusions to the Star Child aspect of the Emperor being tied to Exodite prophecies of the birth of their new God, plus it explains a whole lot of the Emperor's obsession with eradicating the Eldar during the Great Crusade.
          Also entropy and chaos are ultimately the source of life, and Order is Death. Malal might fit in as another aspect of the same being.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Malal known also as the "Hierarch of Terror and Anarchy," the "Renegade God," the "Lost God," the "Rejected God," and "the Fallen,"[2] is a renegade, minor Chaos God, who has turned against the others and is dedicated to their destruction. His followers, sometimes called the "Doomed Ones", seek out and destroy the followers of other Chaos Gods wherever they may be found.[1a]

          Makes sense

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >My own personal headcanon is Khaine and Cegorach are also Gork and Mork.
          Normally, I'm all for this sort of stuff, but in this case I think that makes the Old Ones look really incompetent.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Biel-tan paints their armor red and convinces all the other craftworlds to come fight waaahs with them. Return to the krork.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That would require nuance on GW's part, like adding Eldar Khornate berserkers to the World Eaters list.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eldar berserkers would be cheap.
      A more nuamced approach is eldar fixing economy (Flow of goods including military hardware CSM would love) across khorne worlds because khorne guys can't do it

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like it would be funny if they had a bunch of Patric Bateman type Khornates who were just as psycho as berserkers but channeled all their energy into running a planetary economy as smoothly and efficiently as possible and Khorne just kind of rolled with it because it was funny.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Khorne is literally the god of betrayal and murder. He'll turn on you faster than a jet turbine.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How could Eldar improve their relationship with Khorne?
    Offer up their shards of Khaine and become raging idiots.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Always has been.

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