Khorne is WARhammer 40k.
In the grimdark future to where there is only war. The greatest warp entity would be the one who capitalizes on it. People who hate (heh) Khorne forget just how much such a deity would encompass. He is THE ONLY being in the universe that actually gets the point of 40k.
Not only every shot, every slash, every kill give khorne power, also literally any anger or animosity toward anything lightly give Khorne a tip. You gays like to harp about how there's no """"""story""""" in your wargame setting, but do you really care? As opposed to shitposting on 4chinz about
>LOL A cucked B.
>oh no C bros how will we recover?
>Oh you like D? Too bad he got beat up by E!
You don't give a frick about "good characters" Guess what? sometimes "good characters" LOSE. You care about who's winning and guess what? Khorne agrees. All your lore updates either feature someone killing something, or someone finding a new way to kill something.
At the end of the day. All anyone cares about in 40k is violence. EVEN THE OTHER CG'S who supposedly get nothing for violence all have to wage war constantly. Even the Imperrium or xenos or whatever all have to wage war under some gay pretense like "Oh my empire's dying" or "oh my race needs to survive" Frick you. Your race is fine. It's going to remain fine because we need you fighting as long as the setting endures. Why? Because there needs to be conflict in Warhammer 40k. No Khorne isn't going to kill you, because not only are you entertaining him, you're also feeding him and 90% of the factions in 40k are too stupid to realize it and actually "fight" khorne. It's for this reason that Khorne berserkers aren't insane. They're actually the sanest people in the galaxy. Because what's more insane than trying to find any meaning at all when your universe's only real purpose is to fight and kill? Why the frick are you doing taxes guilliman nobody cares. Kill something with your sword you pussy.
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Your tabletop game is a war game. You literally fight eachother, online, in person. You are ALL Khornate in nature whether you admit it or not. The animosity of man, both real and fictional. Is such an all encompassing thing that I can't imagine a world without it.
TLDR: WAR IS WHAT 40k AND 40k FANS ARE ABOUT. STOP PRETENDING TO CARE ABOUT """""STORY"""" OR """"CHARACTERS""""" BECAUSE DEEP DOWN YOU GIVE NO SHITS AND WANT TO SEE PEOPLE KILL EACHOTHER.
Lots of words words words to suck off what’s essentially an airoch ripoff
And no chaos being empowered by fighting it doesn’t make chaos unbeatable since the power they get from people fighting back is much less than what they get from whole planets of chaosgays worshiping them and being sacrificed to them 24/7. That’s just fanboy copium.
Khorne is also BEST GIRL!
Absolutely based
>Absolutely based
Also AAAABBBBSSS...
>khorne thread
>immediately descends into horny posting
Khorne isn’t with you loser lmao.
>smug replies and coomer images serve only to generate rage
khorne wins again
"Not like I wanted your affection or anything, b-baka!"
>Khorne
Edgy emo angry at fricking nothing, and just wants to kill for the sake of killing. Exclusively the god for disillusioned Space Marines who want revenge over some minor lie or revelation of corruption.
>OH IT TURNS OUT THE GOD EMPEROR ISN'T A GOD! I BETTER DESTROY HUMANITY
What a fricking joke.
>Edgy emo angry at fricking nothing, and just wants to kill for the sake of killing.
I got news for you sweetheart. That's exactly what 40k is. A edgy emo setting written by people who were angry at fricking nothing. That's what you are for liking 40k.
So either embrace it or GTFO like the redditor secondary you are. The only joke here is you because you STILL laugh at the cg who understands it all. Imagine being stupider than a fictional entity.
>I got news for you sweetheart. That's exactly what 40k is.
That's the problem with Khorn. Typical warrior class death by boredom. Wow, you kill your enemies? Just like everybody else does? But you made an identity out of it?
Khorn followers are just the Ultramarines of Chaos.
>writers jerk off Tzeentch
>sculptors jerk off Nurgle
>Slaanesh followers just jerk off
>Wow, you kill your enemies? Just like everybody else does?
Everyone else does it for dumb reasons.
>I sneed to keep muh people safe (even though I kill them too)
>I sneed to get the muguffin that will inevitably used to kill more shit.
Who cares? It's all an excuse to have toy soldiers fight eachother. Is that extra bit of fake ass justification really important? Is that what you enjoy 40k for? The excuses that your faction has to kill shit? What's the difference from a guy who collect skulls to a guy who does some other reason he pulls out of his ass. They're still fighting and that's what the viewer of 40k wants. It becomes a choice in aesthetic at that point.
>The lord of murder and war doesn't actually benefit from murder and war because.....he just doesn't ok! It's not murder and war when my guys do it.
>Okay, realistically if all of his peeps got killed
+8 points for khorne because you murdered them by doing just that but go on.
> and then peace was enforced that would not be a victory for him.
That would cease to be warhammer 40k. The setting would lose all intrest beyond maybe some of the coomers.
You can't win here Emperor.
No he does benefit but not as much as if his guys win and he gets a whole planet of slaves and people fighting for him
You’re misrepresenting my argument
>if you insult my favorite plastic guys/my headcanon you are le reddit secondary
40kid moment
What's wrong with killing for the sake of killing? Khorne strips away any possibility for argument, it annihilates the pretension of reason and forces men from the maze of polite abstractions into straightforward and primal slaughter. If an intellectual disagrees with a berserker murdering innocent manufactorum workers, it means nothing. The only way to stop said berserker is to pick up a gun and kill him himself. There's no argument to be with Khorne.
No, you can also cast a spell and turn the berserker into a honking clown and then watch the emo god piss and shit himself in impotent rage as always.
That berserker means nothing to Khorne. He is another model who lost to another model. In the most boring of ways might I add. WoW a clown! Really that's peak entertainment. Would you buy a $50 book about a guy who is just zapped into a clown with no context? Don't apply to GW.
> emo god piss and shit himself in impotent rage as always.
maybe for a bit, but if he really cared he'd just revert him back, but for the most part he just finds ways to give his followers anti-magic stuff SOLELY to avoid gay fights like that.
Punch something!
Cut someone's head off!
The galaxy is his gladiator pit! Do something entertaining you peon.
>No, you can also cast a spell and turn the berserker into a honking clow
>WoW a clown! Really that's peak entertainment.
I turned Kharn into a horny, busty Bimbo, but they still killed those Manufactorum Workers...
They may have died smiling, but they still died.
>okay what if I just kill khorne
Now you are the new Khorne.
>I turned Kharn into a horny, busty Bimbo, but they still killed those Manufactorum Workers...
>They may have died smiling, but they still died.
Did they die really cool ways like dismemberment? Khorne would approve if so.
>Did they die really cool ways like dismemberment?
You could say that...
okay what if I just kill khorne
The only way to kill khorne is to end all violence in the 40k universe.
No what if I just kill him tho
No, after I kill him I just enforce peace with my powers.
Done.
Khorne claiming all violence as his is a cope.
He does not win when I take the head off of the leader of a warband and shatter that force, scattering them back to the stars and giving a planet another century of peace.
What if you're a stupid homosexual?
>Khorne claiming all violence as his is a cope.
It's lore.
>he does not win when I take the head off of the leader of a warband and shatter that force, scattering them back to the stars and giving a planet another century of peace.
Sure he does. He gets power/entertainment from the battle you just had. Nice slaughter bro! The peace part might hurt him if it actually happened, but hey it's 40k so that isn't happening.
>what if you're a stupid homosexual
I'm not, maybe you are tho
>Sure he does
Okay, realistically if all of his peeps got killed and then peace was enforced that would not be a victory for him.
Sorry.
>OH IT TURNS OUT THE GOD EMPEROR ISN'T A GOD! I BETTER DESTROY HUMANITY
Most marines don't believe the emperor is a god.
I think Tzeentch is arguably as good and so is Slaanesh.
You are right, it is a war, and in wars you need more than simple brute force. Plans and deceptions and unfair advantages all are major things in war.
So is having a perfect force.
Even nurgle's perseverance and constitution is incredibly important.
You're right, but the GW writers physically can't stop jerking off Tzeentch (and sculptors, Nurgle)
Exactly how it was envisioned to be. Almost as if by design... too perfect to be pure chance.
But who do we blame for a game that was rigged from the start? And isn't playing the point of the game, rather than winning?
Let us know about you insights into this anon, we would like to know if you can find the answer.
Khorne isn't a god of war, Warhammer doesn't have a dedicated god of war. Or should I say, every god is a god of war. He's the god of rage and anger. War is more than just that.
>Khorne, also called the "Blood God," the "Lord of Skulls," the "Lord of Rage," the "Lord of Blood," "Taker of Skulls," and "Kharneth" among many other titles, is the Chaos God of *war*, hatred, rage, wrath, blood, martial honour, strength and murder.
-WH40K wiki, first line.
Khorne, also known as the "Blood God,"[3a] the "Lord of Murder"[3k], the "Lord of Skulls," "Hunter of Souls," and "the Hound"[5] in Norsca, is the major Chaos God of *war*, hatred, wrath, rage, murder, blood, strength, courage and martial honour.
-WH Fantasy wiki, first line.
Nurgle is 40k.
40k is all about the slow long death and decay of people, be that mentally, physically, technologically, spiritually or socially.
Slaanesh is 40k
It is all about over the top excess in all things, firepower, zealotry, death, destruction, pain and pleasure.
Tzeentch is 40k
It's all about people being twisted to horrible ends for the sake of doing what is best to progress them in the moment.
If Khorne is so great why won't he fight Gork and Mork?
They would kick the shit out of him and take his lunch money. It's essentially an edgy highschool kid vs two british hooligans.
It's implied that Gork and Mork in AoS are the same ones as Gork and Mork in 40K.
Archaon that was empowered with a fraction of Khorne's power defeated them both.
He destroyed Gork and Mork's avatart, but people murder bloodthirsters by the 1000
>Khorne starts losing
>Flips table over, ruining game night
>People who hate (heh) Khorne
Nobody hates Khorne, they just think he's boring.
Khorne is plenty interesting, most writers are are lazy
>gets so impressed by a pack of orks he makes them basically immortal on a daemon world
>that time he backhanded a bloodthirster so hard it was left permanently mindbroken
Sure, Khorne *could* be interesting. But the reality is that he is boring as frick.
Chaos in general could be made more interesting by acknowledging the positive attribute of the Chaos gods, but no, instead it's just
>durr, eeevil, durr tentacles and horns and deformity, durrrrrr
GW neglects everything in the 40k setting that isn't their pet Muhreens, and moron manbabby customers can't stop gobbling that shit up.
>inb4 some homosexual Marine player comes in to claim nothing else deserves attention
Other forces in the setting receiving attention is good for people who like playing Marines. Muhreens being placed on a pedestal and treated with fluffy gloves is not good for Marines. Nearly half of all armies being played being loyalist Marines is not good for the game. Loyalists vs loyalists vs loyalists ad infinitum is shit.
>4chinz
Is this a copypasta? Khorne is shit because he's cringey as frick.
Agreed, khorne is *more death* in a setting where death and war are the driving forces, he totally lacks all subtlety and is therefore 1 dimensional and lame. If you want to do some anime power level meek off debate, then sure, he’s really strong, but the character and his faction just aren’t very compelling. It’s “angry marines” level
Your take is cringue
I just wish they'd squat malal and leave in evidence that malal was borne out of the Emperors existence and death. The chaos God of denial (because emps actually IS a god) and madness (because emps is collected but got a couple emotional screws loose, poor guy can't seem to find the intimacy he needs) would simply HAVE to be borne out of an atheistic imperium who worships their god-that-isnt-a-god (which flip flopped before/after coma).
Khorne "wins" in the same regard as the orcs "win": they both get to enjoy endless violence and bloodshed until the heat death of the universe.
Khorne "wins" by having the 40k universe in a perpetual state of war. The Imperium wins by establishing peace and prosperity for all of humanity, until they evolve like the Old Ones did.
In that regard the Imperium has a set goal it wants to execute where as the other factions (With the exception of the Tau) just want to wage war forever and ever.