>An anthro chicken is eating fried chicken/an egg-based dish?!?!
This punchline immediately exposes city slickers because anyone with even mild exposure to chickens knows that they'll happily eat other chickens if you let one with a visible wound stay with the rest of the flock.
Regarding that, saw someone having discussion and they noted that they had to basically make a little hard plastic armor vest for a chicken of hers because it got injured once and then proceeded to eat itself, and would then constantly try to constantly tear strips off of its own back because it realized it was made of meat.
Horrifying little demons.
I read this fnaf fanfic and they did a joke about hybrids being the mutts of their universe and expressions like "killing two birds with one stone" being racist for them. The human protag was confused about whatever was compatible with what since the only parents shown in the story were same species couples.
If the setting allows for it, you either have hybrids be abominations, or you have two different species doing it and their children being either of the two races. The rarer third option is you have some kind of hybrid form that kind of works and is basically a fanfic deviantart tier character like a wolf with wings.
this works perfectly and almost contains a good joke delivery now. You dont know what the animal is in the first frame, it doesnt look like a rooster, then the reveal is that it is a rooster, and a cannibal.
People don't believe chickens really are the long long descendant of dinosaurs until you actually see them in action. I've seen my rooster kill then subsequently eat so many animals that tried to get at the hens. Would've kept him too if he didn't keep ripping out the hen's feathers and pinning them down.
>Eat raw meat
>Grow stronger
Enjoy your salmonella
It's not salmon tough
It is easy to overcook, so it could bee.
UNDER MY SALMONELLA
ELLA, ELLA, ELLA E-E-E-E
>channel the power of zombie frens
>eat diseased rotting meat
Kill an op
Drop a dildo and Black person cum
sex with the bird in the last panel
>An anthro chicken is eating fried chicken/an egg-based dish?!?!
This punchline immediately exposes city slickers because anyone with even mild exposure to chickens knows that they'll happily eat other chickens if you let one with a visible wound stay with the rest of the flock.
Regarding that, saw someone having discussion and they noted that they had to basically make a little hard plastic armor vest for a chicken of hers because it got injured once and then proceeded to eat itself, and would then constantly try to constantly tear strips off of its own back because it realized it was made of meat.
Horrifying little demons.
>they taste like ladyfingers
Chickens are barely sentient creatures, I dont feel bad about eating those frickers at all
You're a larper and a moron, yes they will, the joke is that its weird
>larper
>online post
There's two morons, then.
>Kill ice boss
>drops a snow cone
>kill OP
>drops 20 inch dildo
>Kemoshota
>kill meat
>WARRIOR HAS SHOT THE FOOD
SWEET NUTRIENCE
Do anthropomorphic furry worlds all have natural self-segregation when it comes to breeding
The characters are always clearly pure, never a hint of hybrids
I feel like it's a 50/50 split like male/female. Idk that would kill haru from beastars if she'd legosi.
I read this fnaf fanfic and they did a joke about hybrids being the mutts of their universe and expressions like "killing two birds with one stone" being racist for them. The human protag was confused about whatever was compatible with what since the only parents shown in the story were same species couples.
They just can't. Reproductive differences per species still exist.
If the setting allows for it, you either have hybrids be abominations, or you have two different species doing it and their children being either of the two races. The rarer third option is you have some kind of hybrid form that kind of works and is basically a fanfic deviantart tier character like a wolf with wings.
Neither of these work you morons. Sometimes less is less.
the original comic doesnt work, its not funny
Well I smirked
Where's the third panel of him shoving his fat wiener in the bunny's buns
this works perfectly and almost contains a good joke delivery now. You dont know what the animal is in the first frame, it doesnt look like a rooster, then the reveal is that it is a rooster, and a cannibal.
youd have to be autistic not to understand.
fixed btw
Why was the blue filter necessary?
my phone fricked up and i am too lazy to so it agajn
Fixed for real this time
help mods i am being harrassed
People don't believe chickens really are the long long descendant of dinosaurs until you actually see them in action. I've seen my rooster kill then subsequently eat so many animals that tried to get at the hens. Would've kept him too if he didn't keep ripping out the hen's feathers and pinning them down.
>he didn't know some chickens are cannibalistic
lol