Kill Paarthurnax.

Kill Paarthurnax.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you really gonna be forced to bring this c**t as a companion? What if I want to play solo?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course not, anon. You can bring whoever you want as your crew, she's just a possibility.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need to have a crew on your ship I'm pretty sure, but you can be solo while out exploring

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't need crew but you're gonna be at a disadvantage without it since they bring boosts to certain systems. There's literally nothing stopping you having a smaller ship just for yourself and just play it like a lone wolf.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did Todd say that? Would be cool, but not sure if it's true

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Say what? Minimum crew is 2 that we've seen on the stats. If the "fighter" that Todd showed can drop the crew shorter we'll see.

            And you can obviously leave the ship solo, they even showed that.

            Can't wait to get my Falcon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Be happy you at least get an attractive white female character.
      The typical modern game would've just forced 5 ugly goblinas on you instead.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm changing her hair

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's fine. Unlike Delphine she doesn't need an entire overhaul to be pretty at least.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are perks for going soloing so it looks like you don't have to

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you play solo you fricking moron, its a bethesda game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What if I want to play solo?

      Wait for waifu mods.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      who said its forced?

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    AT YOUR SERVICE, MY QUEEN

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a 35 year old wine aunt terminally on tinder

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      and your post reeks of being a jealous troony

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no mention of eunuch anywhere
        >he brings it up
        ???

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          holy obsessed

          hi trannie lol

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        holy obsessed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 33. If she's single and has no kids and still looks like that at 35 then I'm down.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I were jennifer lawrence I would sue

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Face blindness is a sign of autism

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was worried that was the case but I can't unsee it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          except JL is ugly and Sarah is an average looking woman
          the only thing they have in common is hair and skin color

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >JL is ugly
            I'm a gay and even I know that's not true. You're either mentally ill or an (ultra) homosexual.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well, her butthole is exceptional.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              no, I just live in a country where that's way below average.
              stay seething or get better taste, shitter

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >way below average
                So mental illness it is. Lying on Ganker is pointless.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                whatever you say, homosexual
                you're the one who equated mental illness with homosexuality
                you owned yourself, it doesn't matter what I say to you

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I see either, and or, which does not equate them. So not only are you mentally ill, you also have 0 reading comprehension. A truly unfortunate situation.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesn't understand how hard he owned himself
                there's no need to get upset

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            JL is objectively not ugly by the standards of 99% of straight men. You're insane.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you are faceblind

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't worry anon, I entirely see it. She has the same eye shape and a similar jawline. Different mouth and nose though

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was worried that was the case but I can't unsee it

      Serious question, are you brown?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        no I just am bad with faces, I often idenitfy people based on hair style and eye color. I really don't understand how people describe noses and ears as they pretty much all look identical to me. face "shape" is even more confusing outside of the amount of body fat they have

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    KILL ALIEN

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every character in the preview looked dull and lifeless. Like they were a procedurally generated face just staring into the void. No facial expressions. Even the voice acting was flat.

    I'm really worried about this game. People joke that Skyrim is an ocean of content, but the ocean is only a foot deep. I have a feeling that this game is going to be a bigger ocean that's even more shallow.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm also trans incase if that matters

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you could go five seconds without talking about trans people that would be fricking great.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Every character in the preview looked dull and lifeless
      They all have dead eyes and their mouth movements are weird. It’s unfortunate considering how good they look otherwise

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    will give her a nice thick bush once mods are a thing

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still no, unless there's a chance you can carry me aloft on your back, he stays.
    >reeeee but evil dragons
    homie I have a .50cal space sniper and a sneak damage multiplier, and in skyrim I have a literal insta-kill spell for dragons

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how old is this character supposed to be
    she could pass for 30 or younger

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      35-40 I guess

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      considering how fricked the females are these days and thanks to the miracles of modern science, she could be anywhere from late 20s to mid 40s

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, Dante.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      hot

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      lel

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sexo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      now do dante as a male

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      would install this mod

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to take her out for pizza

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The blades were moronic, dumb, and I would've wanted no affiliation with Delphine, probably would've got her out of the scene as soon as possible if I were the Dragonborn, but killing paarthurnax is the correct choice.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ones not directly involved with the main quest, especially the dipshit woman, were pretty cool dudes. They just wanted to reestablish a defender group to better the surrounding area, and they had a cool akaviri samurai aesthetic. Shame the leaders were written to be absolutely unreasonable fricktards.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The ones not directly involved with the main quest
        Who? I just remember Delphine and the dude that studied dragons.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, and Delphine, you have betrayed your honor and rank. You do not serve the Drtagonborn or any king. You only serve yourself.
    Never speak to me again.
    -
    I would like to say that, and get a reaction from her, but the game's too li9mited. Oh well.
    I'm not buying Starfeild if it has DRM or any other third party nonsense. It's rumored to, and ironically it will be this "anti-pirating" malware which compels me to pirate.
    Lol.
    BIG Lol.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cant wait for the big tiddy mods, its gonna be glorious

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will we even be able to mod this game?
      Everyone's been strangely silent on it.
      No one even asked Todd about it, instead asking some dumb shit. God, I hate game "journalists".

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        its a bethesda game, its gotta have mods

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        modders are going to crack it wide open with the existing tools

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I didn't see it so that means nobody talked about it and they're being """strangely silent"""
        I fricking hate you Black folk

        ?t=163

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          wow, I missed one throwaway line a year ago
          thanks, Black person

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That girl was so fricking hot, bring her back

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll buy it when they mod this shitty Hondo into a qt3.14 k-pop star. And now with AI voicing we are going to have a truly special time with our modfus.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you people nagging? It could have been A LOT worse.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      is she the token black or does she give good head?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take your meds grandma, your dementia is acting up again.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off b***h. The Blades serve the Dragonborn, not vice versa.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one throwaway line
    https://www.ign.com/articles/starfield-mod-support-bethesda
    Anyway your kpop plastic girl mods are guaranteed, enjoy it gay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope it goes beyond the 255 plugin limit. We need at least 500+ alongside eslifyfied plugins.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      up to the community to fix the game again eh

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    slingshot bikini

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ignore all companions.
    Crimson fleet playthrough.
    One million dead NPCs.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are people that moronic that they even use google anymore? to figure out if the game will support mods would take exacly 5-10 seconds..

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. And every other website is somehow worse than this godforsaken imageboard, humanity is fricked.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this hag is going to part of my Space herem. thank you base Todd for fullfilling my dream.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watch them uglify her on release because most men like how she looks. The same way CDPR uglified default female V in Cyberpunk because people thought she was really hot.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know
      don't compare Godd Howard to some dumb poles

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can I bring her on missions?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I think so.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will be damned, they actually improved the derby character models.
        Todd, I apologize.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll kill Alienaax once I'm done collecting the space-shouts.
    I mean "kinetic powers".

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So do we know if we are gonna be able to frick her as a man or will the make her a lesbian/not an option and push us with the negress?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably like previous bethesda game. Everyone is bi.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bi
        you mean playersexual

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly like this better than obligate gays or dykes like in DA:I. Still it would be better if all characters were straight but that's too much to hope for in 2023.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you ever played a single Bethesda game in your life? Answer honestly.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you played nearly any Western game in the last 5 years? Answer honestly. Cyberpunk is the only one of recent with such a thing but she was still a poo.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ganker still loses its shit over Judy being lesbo only

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I haven't played Cyberpunk yet but having only one romance option for straight male players is pretty moronic

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That is indeed annoying as frick when they gatekeep romance options like this.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      weren't the companions in Fallout 4 playersexual?
      probably the same shit here to avoid butthurt

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Romanceable NPC are always playersexual in Bethesda games.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not always. In New Vegas example, but I guess that was actually Obsidian so maybe it doesn't count.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neon looks so fricking good bros. What your fav city so far?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      New Atlantis looks the most comfy to me.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's got to be Neon; I love those corporate hellholes — Noveria was my favourite Mass Effect world.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Akila

      It's got to be Neon; I love those corporate hellholes — Noveria was my favourite Mass Effect world.

      There's a corpo questline but It'll probably boils down to combat just like Mass Effect

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not so sure, but I love the variety more than anything.

      What are runners in Red Mile?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's probably some sort of illegal arena or something

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hackers maybe? 'Cyber Runners' was already a term for it in this game.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        to me, sounds like a Running Man reference

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      none of this even looks futuristic

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What would you add, anon?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          paved roads for starters

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        TBF it only takes place around 300 years into the future

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to live somewhere as green and park-like as New Atlantis IRL

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you cant fly your ship on the planet you land
    >you can only fly it in space
    They almost had it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel you but the technology isn't there yet to make realistic planets in a video game that have meaningful things to discover. The only thing they could do is add procedurally generated outposts or other landmarks that appear on every planet like in NMS

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    UNENDING SLOPPY SEX WITH FINELY AGED WOMAN UOOOOOOOOOHHH SEXXXOOOOO

    INHUMAN BETHESDA CHARACTER STAMINA ALL CYCLE LONG IN STARSHIP WHILE TRAVELING!!!!1

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is she wearing Todd's jacket?

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    At once, my lady.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why doe she look like a rule 63 Todd?

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So like are there any ground vehicles? Because it would be pretty moronic to have to walk everywhere on some massive planet.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      someone spotted a golf cart looking thing. no idea if you can drive it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's kinda bad sign they didn't show anything during their showcase.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      We don’t know yet. Leaning on “no”. Speeder bike day 1 PC mod

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Betheda doesnt do vehicles

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The planets are far too big either way. Rumor from 2 years ago is that there is a simple buggy. Also your ship has a loading ramp. If that's true they may not have shown it (apart from wanting to keep some things for launch) because it's rather basic compared to the rest of the presentation which was obviously focused on the strongest parts of the game. So definitely no big customization and perhaps only 1 type of land vehicle if any

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Such model already exists in game. If I had to guess, it's probably because the physics are still wonky and they are trying to polish it 3 months before launch

        Or, vehicles just don't exist in Starfield.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Or, vehicles just don't exist in Starfield.
          This will make Bethesda look so extreemely incompetent when ME had the Mako sixteen years ago.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            ME Mako barely worked and the levels were too small

            Andromeda is a better example of space vehicles

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      People say bethesda don't do vehicles but bethesda does do mounts, if there is no vehicles (which doesn't make any sense in a game with a thousand life sized planets), I would at least expect that you can at least mount the alien creatures.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mount the alien
        yes, please

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        SPACE

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        S
        E

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bob haircut erotic

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat Paarthurnax.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is how the average stealth player looks like.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She would actually be pretty sexy if she lost weight.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like the type of person that would just give you a handjob anywhere randomly

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you think we will meet sentient aliens at some point in the game?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      we will meet angels

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