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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    But you did that already.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice troony colors. you will never be a woman.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon are you colorblind by chance

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what kind of colorblindness would that even be

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I knew a guy with yellow-purple colorblindness. Maybe it's that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      mindbroken

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop fricking LARPing as that ugly prostitute's husband and kill Vivec already.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's in the box?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >kills the dwemmer that night
        what a fricking b***h, boethiah is the only cool daedra

        >pitú
        almalexia ready for the FORRÓ

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not going to listen to you until you start respecting your followers and dress like your topless statues, nerd.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well she does appear topless in Daggerfall, but she also doesn't have her signature dunmer look yet.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If she's a goddess why isn't she seeing through the nerevarine husk and looking at me directly through the computer screen? Madlad Vivec can, she should be courting me to stay alive because I'm sure as hell going to put her soul on my underwear to regenerate stamina at the slightest hint of betrayal.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this b***h cut her husband's ankles off and was an accomplice in his brutal murder.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is the allure of artificial demigodhood really enough to drive you to kill your husband/best friend? They didn't even know what the heart did at the time.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      footgays...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sotha Sil just standing there holding his fricking face
      Why can't Chimer homies ever just stab someone, why's it gotta be a three act production every time?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        dunmer have always liked theatrics, dark and seedy stuff and embellishing the truth.

        its a lot more interesting than altmer " muh superior race " crap.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does it count as cheating? Fricking your reincarnated husband but with a different body?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does "until death tear us apart not ring a Bell" to you?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're chimer

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You. I like you.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whom were the cause of said death?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She had trains run on her when Nerevar was alive, that's canonical.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure they didn't have trains when Nerevar was alive.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do these count?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not. What's canonical is that you are a projecting cuck.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cope

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    THREE GODS
    ONE TRUE FAITH

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      man ESO really is souless city isnt it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >man ESO really is souless city isnt it
        i played a month of it and couldn't stand the generic elevator music and trying to catch up with a decade of content was overwhelming especially when its all disjointed.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think that's from the card game, which is indeed impressively soulless

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        its kino and like the other anon said wrong game

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ending of Tribunal is a neat, unique Dwemer city
    >ending of Bloodmoon is a werewolf rape gauntlet

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just jump on the wall, the maze has no ceiling.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw Telvanni CHAD
        >levitate and trivialize the entire thing

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought it's forbidden to levitate through it? At least that's what happened when I tried.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Try the best spell in the game, Jump.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ending of Tribunal is a neat, unique Dwemer city
      It's a joyless slog and it's not even dwemer.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's imitation Dwemer, literally Dunmer bootleg

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wife is so cool and strong

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      me on the left

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      still pissed you cant loot her mask

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      kekekeke really nailed the petty jealous and crazy latinoamerican women vibe with the nails, the grimace and the pointing with a drink in hand

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Artist is a BR so it makes sense.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bitches who drink Pitú are fricking wild.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which one would you more want to talk to at a party?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick is that nose? Fricking ufotable had better noses.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will frick Azura and then let Almalexia put me in a magic chastity cage that shocks my balls every time I think of anybody else

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >then let Almalexia put me in a magic chastity cage that shocks my balls every time I think of anybody else

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which one would you more want to talk to at a party?

      footgays...

      AlmaSEXia knows...

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this entire thread

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elves in Morrowind are fine though? Maybe try not playing fricking Skyrim.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is everything is Skyrim so fricking hideous. The entire game look like shit.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was really amazed by how ugly every npc was. Maybe it was some overcompensation for clean potato faces from Oblivion, who knows.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just mod your game, bro!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is everything is Skyrim so fricking hideous. The entire game look like shit.

        I was really amazed by how ugly every NPC was. Maybe it was some overcompensation for clean potato faces from Oblivion, who knows.

        So is the new meme nowadays that Skyrim elves somehow aren't faithful to the Morrowind ones? These was a big point that even Skyrim haters acknowledged at some point but I see even this was revised apparently. Or that people didn't praise it for being a huge improvement over Oblivion?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe there's no evil memesters out there to get you? Just a thought.
          You can actually play the games and see for yourself whether the elf faces are similar or not.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        now post the other heads

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just play the game, kiddo. It won't bite you.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just replayed it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They look much better in Skyrim, even in vanilla.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The dunmer lady in Balmora's mage's guild made me feel things
        What a qt3.14

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here I thought I was the only one who thinks Ranis is cute. I'd kill all Telvannis if it meant I got to sex her.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could maybe forgive her crazyness, but not sleeping with Vivec instead of waiting for me to reincarnate.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sure thing, babe. And after him, I'll kill you.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    with my penis?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, Vivec. Not with your penis.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >redditbuddy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, morrowind is a pretty reddit game what did you expect?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean
      >redditpombo

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Begone prostitute, my only wife now is Ahnass

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you fricking READY for TES6 to be set on the Summerset Isles Altmer bros?!? It's gonna be so shit words cannot describe how disappointing it will be.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's gonna be so shit words cannot describe how disappointing it will be.
      Don't even have it on your radar, Elder Scrolls ended with Skyrim, it's over now. Do not hope for something that can not be.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Elder Scrolls ended with Skyrim
        Reading something like this is almost worth having to live out the last decade. Almost.
        Skyrim was an embarrassment, and the lies that were spoken to advertise that shit were Fable-tier. It also is a very poor implementation of Skyrim as an in-game place, not surprising to anyone. TES is a series of shit games, the only exception being Morrowind.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh no it's one of those morons who are autistic about elder scrolls despite only liking one fricking game

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          skyrim was shit for lore same way oblivion was, but if fallout 4, fallout 76 and starfield thought us literally anything its that bethesdas writing can and will always get worse

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alright, call me naïve but I BELIEVE........

        Starfield was a massive flop, Bethesda won't frick it all up thrice in a row

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          they cant frick up skyrim
          I trust you todd

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry fren, todd howard game studios sold out to the globohomo, that's why Starfield was delayed for a year after the microsoft buyout, so it could be injected with woke shit and the SVOUL removed.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The game was good guys! Its just that evil corporation came and delayed it for a year so they could make it bad!!

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Bethesda won't frick it all up thrice in a row
          You should learn to live with disappointment, anon. It will hit you less hard that way.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Starfield was a massive flop, Bethesda won't frick it all up thrice in a row

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Bethesda won't frick it all up thrice in a row

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >God doesn't talk to us anymore 🙁
            ur just not in tune with the higher planes of existence. God talks to me all the time.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          A fellow moron, I see.
          I'm right there with you, anon.
          Huffing that hopium that TES6 will be a good TES game with sailing ships you can captain and with a huge modding community making shit for it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why does a lizard need such a fat ass

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              So it can jump higher.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Hist demands it.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              the hist wants seed from men so they can enhance their lizards with padomaic genes

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                sounds unoptimized, they should be looking to make the lizards hold men and mer souls instead of dicks.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Bethesda won't frick it all up thrice in a row

          FO4
          FO76
          Starfield

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >FO76
            Different team, doesn't count

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >set in hammerfel
      >evil whitey i mean empire in a last ditch effort to stay relevant consorts with some daedric prince
      >does a new heckin colonialism
      >you play as the resistance
      >like in oblivion where you serve to prop up martin, you now prop up the new hoonding, modelled after and voiced by debra wilson

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If there is one thing I feel confident not even the most moronic writer at Bethesda would try, it's having the Empire consort with daedra. There was like an entire game about it.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the moral of the story?
    Never marry a woman younger than you?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you find the power of a god then use it or destroy it right away. The moment other people know that it's there ready to be used, they'll kill and betray anyone to get it.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crush your enemies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nords of the First and Second era
      Unstoppable killing machines that can shout entire armies to pieces, rise form the dead multiple times, and smash entire regiments by themselves
      >Nords of the Third and Fourth era
      "P-please Mr. Empire, I w-wanna be independent..."

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You gotta start somewhere

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Yngol's face after he forges Wuuthrad on a boat in the middle of a raging storm
        Kill him Da
        Kill em all

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >average Nord clever man bodies an entire clan of Dwemer so hard they invent Spellbreaker just so they can kind of break even, and still lose it in the final battle
        And people don't think the Empire was bad for Skyrim.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like how everyone in Morrowind runs like they are mere moments from taking a gigantic shit and are terrified of it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Saltrice and kwama egg diet gets a homie fricked up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go home Shor you're dead.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Shor
        >dead

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok for real why the FRICK did the Dwemer do that shit to the Falmer, it literally makes no sense.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Both dwemer and ayleid were objectively EVIL, satanic-level evil.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only mainline TES game I haven't played at this point is Arena and I can confirm that all elves are evil and must be killed.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ayleids depend on their city state. Many allied with the Alessian Nedes and cohabited with them. Not all Ayleids practiced tiger sports and wailing wheels, those are actually assigned to specific cities of the Daedraphile Barsaebic Ayleids (Ceyatatar and Vindasel respectively). Many Ayleids worshipped the Aedra, and many Nedes worshipped the Daedra. It wasn't until Marukh's reforms that a purely Aedric pantheon was enforced over the Alessian Nedes and their Ayleid vassals.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dwemer
        >making sense
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJg-kIRm4oM

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Both dwemer and ayleid were objectively EVIL, satanic-level evil.

        Nope you got it backwards. Snow Elves were the evil as frick ones. Dwemer didn't have the balls to just wipe out an evil race, so they got betrayed and stupidly blinded them just to keep them alive. Snow Elves only devolved into monsters because they were already monsters on the inside.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The falmer aren't evil, they tolerated the nords
          The scale of evil buttholes of nirn in TES in order
          >Sload
          >Ayleids
          >Dwemer

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The falmer aren't evil, they tolerated the nords
            >razing an entire city to the ground and putting the citizens to the sword in one night is tolerating the nords

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because they literally got a falseflag thinking the nords would use the Eye of Magnus at them and others.
              And it was hinted that it is Herma Mora who did that

              [...]
              >Mournhold in Tribunal: white temple, greenish houses
              >Mournhold in ESO: BLACK, BLACK EVERYTHING MUST BE BLACK LIKE DAGGERFALL

              It is explained that mournhold is being rebuilt after the entire Kamal invasion, since the salty Vampire snow elven survivors who became molag bal's b***hes in Akavir hates the dunmer for not coming to their rescue.

              >it literally makes no sense.
              It makes perfect sense if you think for a minute that they might have been as bad as the Ayleids.

              in Skyrim alone you find ruins with trapped arenas or vivisectionist rooms.

              Just because they were a highly advanced and wise civilization doesn't mean that COMPASSION or EMPATHY were seen as virtues.

              They created the Numidium, which people forgets.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's also explained why Cyrodil has no jungle. But we both know the true reason is that Bethesda is full of inept and greedy hacks that should have never been able to work in the industry.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's also explained why Cyrodil has no jungle. But we both know the true reason is that Bethesda is full of inept and greedy hacks that should have never been able to work in the industry.

                making them good boys is super lame
                especialy when everyone in tamriel is a super racist
                but they arent really fleshed out so I guess nothing of value was lost

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The alleged indecent may or may not have happened the exact way the information on it is presented in the setting. It's also real life levels of "evil", It can be excused or coped with.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The alleged indecent may or may not have happened the exact way the information on it is presented in the setting.
                Tell that to those who still believe the ayleid worshipped daedra and gutted people for fun.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        night of tears was a dwemer false flag

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The cosmopolitan multi-racial society was pretty much exclusive to the Septim empire, because Tiber extended the promise of freedom of religion to the Nords (who were the majority of his army), Bretons, and Dunmer, and eventually the rest. Religions are self-governing and have jurisdiction everywhere but only over their followers, so Temple Ordinators from Vvardenfel could arrest a heretic living in Cyrodiil, but they had to go through the proper Imperial bureaucratic channels (unlike the Morag Tong who just ignored that so they were dissolved).
        Prior to the 3rd era, everyone hated each other and TESO can't really represent this and be an MMORPG at the same time.
        Even earlier than that in the 1st era, there were no strong racial identities. Different clans of Dwemer, tribes of Nedes, and cities of elves fought their own kind nearly constantly. It was them vs everyone else. Think of it like the early Hellenistic era: the Greeks didn't give a shit that they were all Greek, they had immediate problems with the next city-state over and that was more important than any national identity.
        So the Dwemer betrayal of the Falmer should be expected. The Dwemer of Skyrim already had a reputation for excessive cruelty and isolationism, and they were more centralised and larger than other Dwemer clans because they were connected to each other through Blackreach. The Falmer wanted to survive as the Nedes were exterminating them and the Dwemer wanted slaves. The Falmer knew they were never going to be treated fairly in the first place: they were a highly religious surface-dwelling culture being absorbed into an atheistic underground-dwelling culture so they were going to be at odds with each other from the start. The Dwemer would have to put limitations on the Falmer to prevent uprisings, plus it took generations for the Falmer degeneration to fully take effect.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The dwemer were massive buttholes, even by mer standards.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it literally makes no sense.
        It makes perfect sense if you think for a minute that they might have been as bad as the Ayleids.

        in Skyrim alone you find ruins with trapped arenas or vivisectionist rooms.

        Just because they were a highly advanced and wise civilization doesn't mean that COMPASSION or EMPATHY were seen as virtues.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So explain to me how did the dwemer that lived in fortified cities and had access to armies of robots, time bending magic and could even fool gods lose to a bunch of mudhut dwellers that used sticks as weapons?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a different time, the days of old. When magic filled the air.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It becomes a cakewalk to dab on someone that manages to nope themselves out of existence tbh.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They disappeared when all the dwemer have left was one last citadel. The war was already won by that point.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know what happened to the Dwemer.
    And no, I won't be saying.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person aids?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's just what the tribunal wants you to think. It's actually reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's morning tho

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was the deep israelite

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Morrowind threads became exactly the newbie Twitter repost colonies I always knew they would. Anyone shitting on this game is 100% justified.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ah, people talking about Morrowind
      >NO NOT LIKE THAT

      Isn't there some homosexual TES lore subredit you could be posting in?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he isn't shitposting in both right now
        Ngmi

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ever notice how anytime there’s a Morrowind thread, it usually turns into getting mad at how popular Skyrim is and shitting on it and everyone who plays it?
        Meanwhile, a Skyrim thread is just people talking about the game and their favourite mods?
        Makes you think…

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm shitting on those who think Skyrim is the only game in the series, idiot. And now I'm shitting on you. Open wide!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >And now I'm shitting on you
            >Open wide!
            based dining fan!

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet the Nords fricked the Falmer out of existence, and that's why they can't shout so good no more

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ysgramor, King Elf Rapist

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you frick your enemies, they win.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they can't shout so good because they were assraped by the chimer and the dwemer at Red Mountain

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do we stop the orc problem?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      God damn look at the fricking SIZE of that orc's breasts.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      > YWN be a fat old bastard who fricks dark elf pussy on the regular

      why even live.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's just a hooker bro. Granted, you will never find a dark elf but you too can frick hookers as a fat old bastard

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Azura is a daedra though.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I want to frick Dork Azura

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeh i know i just wanted to use the dunmer coomer

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Remember, Sotha Sil was such a chad that the reason of why Mephala even agreed to stop Schizo Nocturnal in ESO, was because she wanted "private meetings" with him AKA, she wanted to be manhandled hard by Him and his literal third leg of a wiener up her womb.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >White people are basically non-existent
      this is the kind of society leftists want and it's fricking disgusting.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're worried about white people in a fantasy setting where the color of your skin is hardly anything to point at in terms of differences.

        Also an Imperial conquered all of Tamriel, If anything it's a Roman fantasy power setting in Oblivion where all the races are under your heel.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >trying to reason with a reactionary secondary
          sasuga

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Introduce Orc women to Breton men

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >7'6" orc woman and a 4'3" wild elf with rabies

        Poor girl.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really fricking hate this artwork. It feels so soulless. I hate the tryhard positivity of it, the tryhard emotiveness, the fricking bright colors and the fact these races get along when they shouldn't. It looks like some nu-WoW shit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the fat bastard literally has argonian and kahjit slaves fanning him with palm leaves

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And yet the Khajiit slave is looking at the performance with joy and excitement just like everyone else. Lol gtfo. Ironic that it's showing a stage play when the whole piece is so performative and gay.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >like everyone else
            did you miss the mega milk orc yelling at her kids? in fact most of those people aren't smiling. you're just mad at nothing as usual

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And yet the Khajiit slave is looking at the performance with joy and excitement just like everyone else. Lol gtfo. Ironic that it's showing a stage play when the whole piece is so performative and gay.

          the slave is obviously locking eyes with the chad tiger kahjiit riding a guar on the other side

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same energy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fun piece of artwork with lots of hot chicks
        >shits himself in rage
        Must be some flavor of noldorgay.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that dunmer is a prostitute.literally a prostitute, That's suran, numbnuts.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      N'wahs dont want to hear this but Saltrice-plantations solve overpopulation problems.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not a single cellphone in sight,
        just people living in the moment...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Orc problem.
      Literally did nothing wrong.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    MOURNHOLD, CITY OF LIGHT, CITY OF MAGIC.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ESO stinky.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person, mournhould is literally Japanese architecture.

      >Mournhold in Tribunal: white temple, greenish houses
      >Mournhold in ESO: BLACK, BLACK EVERYTHING MUST BE BLACK LIKE DAGGERFALL

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    And in those days the empire of the Cyrodiils was dead, save in memory only, for through war and slug famine and iniquitous rulers, the west split from the east and Colovia's estrangement lasted some four hundreds of years. And the earth was sick with this sundering. Once-worthy western kings, of Anvil and Sarchal, of Falkreath and Delodiil, became through pride and habit as like thief-barons and forgot covenant. In the heartland things were no better, as arcanists and false moth-princes lay in drugged stupor or the studies of vileness and no one sat on the Throne in dusted generations. Snakes and the warnings of snakes went unheeded and the land bled with ghosts and deepset holes unto cold harbors. It is said that even the Chim-el Adabal, the amulet of the kings of glory, had been lost and its people saw no reason to find it.

    And it was in this darkness that King Hrol set out from the lands beyond lost Twil with a sortie of questing knights numbered eighteen less one, all of them western sons and daughters. For Hrol had seen in his visions the snakes to come and sought to heal all the borders of his forebears. And to this host appeared at last a spirit who resembled none other than El-Estia, queen of ancient times, who bore in her left hand the dragonfire of the aka-tosh and in her right hand the israeliteels of the covenant and on her breast a wound that spilt void onto her mangled feet. And seeing El-Estia and Chim-el Adabal, Hrol and his knights wailed and set to their knees and prayed for all things to become as right. Unto them the spirit said, I am the healer of all men and the mother of dragons, but as you have run so many times from me so shall I run until you learn my pain, which renders you and all this land dead.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And the spirit fled from them, and they split among hills and forests to find her, all grieving that they had become a villainous people. Hrol and his shieldthane were the only ones to find her, and the king spoke to her, saying, I love you sweet Aless, sweet wife of Shor and of Auri-el and the Sacred Bull, and would render this land alive again, not through pain but through a return to the dragon-fires of covenant, to join east and west and throw off all ruin. And the shieldthane bore witness to the spirit opening naked to his king, carving on a nearby rock the words AND HROL DID LOVE UNTO A HILLOCK before dying in the sight of their union.

      When the fifteen other knights found King Hrol, they saw him dead after his labors against a mound of mud. And they parted each in their way, and some went mad, and the two that returned to their homeland beyond Twil would say nothing of Hrol, and acted ashamed for him.

      But after nine months that mound of mud became as a small mountain, and there were whispers among the shepherds and bulls. A small community of believers gathered around that growing hill during the days of its first churning, and they were the first to name it the Golden Hill, Sancre Tor. And it was the shepherdess Sed-Yenna who dared climb the hill when she heard his first cry, and at its peak she saw what it had yielded, an infant she named Reman, which is "Light of Man."

      And in the child's forehead was the Chim-el Adabal, alive with the dragon-fires of yore and divine promise, and none dared obstruct Sed-Yenna when she climbed the steps of White-Gold Tower to place the babe Reman on his Throne, where he spoke as an adult, saying I AM CYRODIIL COME.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    THIS THREAD IS FULL OF FILTHY MER I PELINAL WHITESTRAKE HAVE COME TO CLEANSE IT

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was really dissapointing to find that pelinal you meet in the game is just "hoho hello friends" moron and not an elf genocider from the books

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Technically he did go insane by the end so I just rationalized his rants as the schizophrenic ravings of a madman.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll probably chill out if Imperials owned all of Tamerial

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was really dissapointing to find that pelinal you meet in the game is just "hoho hello friends" moron and not an elf genocider from the books

      Technically he did go insane by the end so I just rationalized his rants as the schizophrenic ravings of a madman.

      He's the coolest character in ES lore, hands down!

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wake up, you've been dreaming.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >quite literally the only fact to the khajit race is that they are bunch of shifty wandering merchants and crack addicts

      What did Todd mean by this?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you forgot thieves. they're literally just romanians

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They were only disgusting gypsies in Skyrim. It was more nuanced in Morrowind, while Oblivion barely had racial identities.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally the only fact to the khajit race is that they are bunch of shifty wandering merchants

        way to go and out the fact that you've only ever played Skyrim

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goddamn I miss playing TES, guess I'll play Skyrim again with a frickload of mods

    Still remember when I was a 14 year old boy playing Skyrim, oblivion and Morrowind for the first time.....now I'm 20 and tes VI is still like 2-3 years away from us

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2-3 years away from us
      lel no. It took 4 years to make Fallout 4 from Skyrim, and 8 years to make Shartfield from FO4. They haven't even released DLC for Shartfield yet, assuming the don't just abandon it for doing poorly. I wouldn't expect it to come out for at least another 6-8 years, although with assistance from AI, it could come quicker.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >. I wouldn't expect it to come out for at least another 6-8
        I'd think that too if starfield wasn't a failure

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        TESVI 2040

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        TESVI 2040

        Project Tamriel will mod Hammerfell into Morrowind before Todd finishes ES6.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker will shit on indians all day long
    >will so yface at the mention of the dunmer, who's culture is heavily influenced by india

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dunmer have toilets, they're already on another planet compared to Indians.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        loool

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        where

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldnt put them past fleshshaping a devourer into a toilet like that sonic fanart
          thats what I would do.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Poojeets BTFO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"heavily influenced by india"
      The metaphysics of CHIM and Vivec are influenced by Hinduism, that's it.
      Dunmer are influenced by a bunch of different cultures, like Japan, Hebrews and even Romans.
      Now go tell your people to use utensils when preparing food.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person, mournhould is literally Japanese architecture.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        eso post detected, safely discarded

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >eso
          nta but you see the same buildings in Tribunal

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron zoomie alert, this exact same building is in original morrowind, ive noticed youve replied to every eso poster with autistic hatred

          where did the mmo touch you anon?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It is the same autist shitting the /tesg/ threads when ESO is mentioned to a point he even started to evade bans
            it is some schizo from /wowg/ who got anal when people left that shit to RP there as dunmer slavers and never came back

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Poo's third law

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      funny because one of the creators of TES is an Indian

      https://en.uesp.net/wiki/General:Vijay_Lakshman

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only slightly used

      Hand it over, gotta get that spit before it dries out.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had an aneurysm reading this. I fricking hate this memelord azura shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it. What's the implication of where the ring came from?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry your childhood sucked.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her mouth

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What a grand and intoxicating innocence.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people make Azura out to be some b***h who doesn't care about anything? Out of all deadra and aedra she is the one who cares the most. She answers prayers, she doesn't frick over her followers and she keeps her word. In tes she is THE deity to worship if you are looking for someone who gives a shit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        People want the daedra to be associated only with evil. They cant fathom that aedra and daedra are the same beings.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she doesn't frick over her followers
        >turns all Chimer dark skinned and red eyed over something three buttholes did

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >turns all Chimer dark skinned and red eyed over something three buttholes did
          That wasn't done by her. Daedra can't influence the material world in such a direct way. It's most likely something the Tribunal done and offloaded onto Azura to take the blame for.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're telling me turning people into werewolves and vampires isn't affecting the world in a direct way?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cursed beings lose ownership of their souls in TES while Dunmer are free to do whatever they want with their life and soul.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is it ever stated that Vampires go to Cold Harbor when they die? Seems kind of counter productive of Molag to make them immortal if that's the case

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even if it was, I can't think of a single weaker curse that "you're a different color now. Also, it helps you blend in to your new environment. Bet you feel stupid now."

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              For the chimer it was a huge loss because they had the most golden skin out of all mer. It was a point of pride for them.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Idk, being turned into brown or heaven forbid, black sounds like pure horror to me.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nerevarine was just a tool for her to get a revenge on the tribunal

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Azura is known to be caring yes, but incredibly petty. Meridia is the one you should be praying to, all that she requires is you don't frick with the dead and she'll leave you to your own. There's zero intrigue to her, no desires to conquer or convert and is plain and simple in maintaining her own Daedric sphere within Oblivion.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          she sided with the ayleids, dude

          sounds unoptimized, they should be looking to make the lizards hold men and mer souls instead of dicks.

          they can't do that
          they could gaslight the bosmer into worshipping them, though

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh so they can get men genes but not men souls? what the hell is inside their babies then? white souls? Disgusting

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >sided with ayleids
            It's because they were praying to her. And most of Ayleid history is written by Imperial scholars. I very much wouldn't doubt that Meridia would cast out her blessing to anybody doing the flesh sculpture shit because that's borderline necromancy (of which not ALL Ayleids even practiced mind you).

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No no, the thing about the flesh-sculptures was that they were still alive and could scream...

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They are basically flesh Atronachs stitched together by magic. You know what branch that is? Necromancy.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Meridia is the one you should be praying to, all that she requires is you don't frick with the dead and she'll leave you to your own.

          The reason there arent that many Meridia-Cults is because she literally throws them at suicide-missions against Undead or Necormancers.

          meanwhile Azura
          >"Queen of Dawn and Dusk I seek your wisdom"
          >"I dont think you are really ready for my wisdom but if you really want here is what you have to do"
          >"oh no I cannot face this horrible truth how could you do this to me"

          I like to think that Azura is the Deadra of common sense and people literally go insane when she tells them to not do something batshit moronic

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The reason there aren't many Meridia cults is simply because she doesn't require much devotions and such, nor fealties and tributes. She doesn't grant much boons outside of destroying the undead to keep the cycle of life unmolested. She's the perfect Daedric Prince that has a simple goal and structure. Her devotees don't even bother cleaning her shrines because she doesn't really need to. No sacrifices and all. Her realm, the Colored Rooms is just her going on sermons and such, no orgies, no forever-tortures, no world-shattering prophecies. It's literally just her talking much to the boredom of the other princes and people when they visit. It is, in other words, max comfy.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              > such, no orgies, no forever-tortures, no world-shattering prophecies.
              wow thats like cutting out all the fun stuff.

              Which begs the question, if you want boredom so much why not worship one of the Nine Divines in the first place?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because Meridia gives you sick light powers and golden armor.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick this b***h

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      dont mind if I do

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, she's crazy. And not "text your parents death threats" crazy, I mean "cut your head off and eat it" crazy.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          unfortunate for nerevar

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      Anon, she's crazy. And not "text your parents death threats" crazy, I mean "cut your head off and eat it" crazy.

      i see this as an absolute win, crazy woman frick the best everyone knows this anon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ghosts of the Tribunal is canon, her soul escaped the soultrap by sheer hatred and is now haunting her former followers and even her mask waiting for someone to resurrect her again.
      And she is Livid at the dunmer after they discovered what she did.
      And Dagoth Ur survived because he is now the very ash and heartstones erupting from Red mountain, Even his mask carries his will

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >her soul escaped the soultrap
        What soultrap?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          everyone who plays MW ends up soultrapping her in the end for OP enchants

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any mod that ups the difficulty/kinda just spices things up for someone like me who has beaten the game like 30 times and knows where everything is by heart?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      a randomizer maybe?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try to play the game as a vampire.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Wildcat - Combat of Skyrim" plus "Wildcat Realistic Damage" works for me. Using spells and poisons to exploit enemy racial weaknesses actually becomes valuable, and if you frick it up you can get beasted. Bosses are actually bosses when you can kill most enemies in 1-3 hits and then you sneak attack crit a Draugr Deathlord and he just sprints over and decapitates you. It doesn't work well with CC content though: you can get by, but it does get annoying when every enemy in a CC encounter might as well be 3x your level.
      I use it with "VioLens - A Killmove Mod SE" (which also works on AE with some cleaning) to limit VATS because it's just fricking annoying and dangerous having VATS come on in the middle of a fight and you're locked in to a killmove while 3 enemies attack you (especially ranged killmoves, I can't even count the number of times I've missed a spell on a close target and the camera tracks a fireball flying across the map and hitting a deer, meanwhile I'm getting stabbed by the bandit).
      "Summermyst - Enchantments of Skyrim" is a good one as well. It adds loads of new enchantments to loot, vendors, and enemy levelled equipment. It's quite entertaining/scary when you attack some bandits, one of them shoots Serana with an enchanted bow and stuns her, so she gets flipped up into the air. It makes combat very unpredictable and combined with the other mods, you actually have to analyse your targets before you attack them and develop a plan.
      Finally there's "Beyond Skyrim: Bruma" and Arsemoor's "Live Another Life" and "LAL - Bruma patch" so you can start a playthrough in Cyrodiil and the main quest doesn't start until you reach Helgen. It's a bit tricky to get going because the latest update broke Live Another Life and Arsemoor is being a dick about it. Manually cleaning Beyond Skyrim and verifying the integrity of game files worked for me.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, and this prostitute too. Traitors get the daedric katana.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw Gravedigger

      Holy SHIT that weapon was so good. Sorry Helseth, your guard captain's life isn't worth anywhere near as much as that bad boy.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am a Breton man but Dunmer women give me super boners

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry lusting after elf women is baked into breton genes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a Nord. You can tell because he's barely wearing anything but some raggedy pants.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          A FRICKING WITCH STOLE MY SHIRT ALRIGHT!! IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    she was the husband with her massive elven futa wiener

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wombo tattoo sexo

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone else even compare?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I wish I could have a fulfilling sex life and stimulating intellectual coexisting with my clones (female).

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Skywind out yet/coming out soon? At this rate I've been looking forward to this mod for longer than I played Morrowind

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is TES lore so interesting? I only played Skyrim and I still never miss threads like this. Is it the writer who locked himself in a room and did drugs?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kirkbride and his contributions have been massively overrated by people who think the mushroom story is the funniest thing on the planet and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably the guy that laid the foundation for all that followed. Ted Peterson was one of the finest writers TES ever had.
      The drug guy has struggled to find gainful employment post Bethesda so it is doubtful he is the one responsible.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The drug guy has struggled to find gainful employment post Bethesda so it is doubtful he is the one responsible.
        He's part of it, but it only worked in Morrowind because there were other, smarter people in charge. The dude has no common sense, which is why all his OOG stuff is irritating nonsense.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is the general things many people dont get about timeless classics or great storytelling.
          Its very rarely just one person like with Tolkien, generally it has a lot to do with the people who were around the creatives to tardwrangle them.

          Just look at hollywood:
          If Lucas didn't have tardwranglers Star Wars might have been something entirely different not nearly as successful.
          If Harold Ramis and Ivan Reitman didnt dunk on Dan Aykroid's script Ghostbusters might have been a b-movie no one remembers instead of a lightning in a bottle.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a combination of things that led to it. Like the fact that someone had to come in and somehow tie the bits of lore that existed in daggerfall and arena into something that kinda made sense. Kirkbride was more then a bit of a frickin lunatic but hes basically become myth himself and the wilder stories of him being a drug lunie are basically false. Its also a case of using alot of hindu faith shit which is very under utilized. Probably cause no one gives a shit about India and those fricks having religious texts the legnth of basically every other religious texts combined. Also while kirkbride gets the credit it was like 3 main writers that designed the world. Its complicated and funny enough at this point is a myth onto itself.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because both Kirkbride and Ted read enough myth and history to understand how a myth is created emulated this for the writing in TES.

      Just read up some of the historical sources on the Trojan Wars, it is so fricking bizarre how wildly the accounts on it differ based on who wrote it and then you will understand that the Battle of Red Mountain is essentially a copy of it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I only played Skyrim
      >perpetuates the "Kirkbride did drugs" lie
      You don't know the first thing about TES lore so your opinion doesn't matter.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      TES lore feels like actual real-life history. Not every single analysis of events is a dry exposition dump. Normally it is propaganda, or a study of some magic art that just hits on a historical character in the process, or is a collection of jokes, or anything else. The method of presentation sets it apart from other loreheavy series, unfortunately, most players don't read the books and instead trawl through the wikis, so they never get the feeling of cracking open a study of Dwemer history right outside the doors of an ancient underground city.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you want a similar setting go read about Glorantha by Gregg Stafford (a fair bit of elder scrolls lore is inspired by it and vice versa).
        Another cool setting with very unique lore is Tekumel from Empire of the petal throne

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are zoom-zoom's suddenly acting like Morrowind is cool when they don't have the attention span to play it? Is it the new troony game ala New Vegas?

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this artist fricking sucks their entire bit is just softcore porn

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice. Followed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >do mediocre art
      >latch yourself onto a franchise whose fans are starved for art
      >be big hit
      You got outgamed, son.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just his job. At least he isn't directly scamming people, I guess. Somebody is fine with his level of art - somebody pays him. There's no rule that you should actually try at the workplace.

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bump because I haven't finished making my Azura NEET gf tulpa yet

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