Killer Klowns from Outer Space

Finally, representation for the modern female gamer

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Harle from Chrono Cross
    >Lola Pop from ARMS
    >Geiru Toneido from Ace Attorney Spirit of Justice
    >Clownpiece from Touhou Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom
    >Endacopia
    >Circus Baby from FNAF
    >Project Nortubel
    >Orange Princess (Castle Crashers)
    >Joker Buro from Muse Dash
    >Peekaboo (Fortnite)
    https://imgbox.com/g/WwTdtvMkOf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was horny for the clown girls from Gotham City Impostors back then

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Really is a shame this couldn't be DC's long running TF2 equivalent. Even a private server would hold me for a month or two.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was horny for the clown girls from Gotham City Impostors back then

      Fussy hussy, gimme some clussy!

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Joke aside, the game looks pretty good and I hope it gets the ongoing support that Friday the 13th deserved.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree, the rights are less muddled than F13 is, Halloween stores are packed with Klown stuff, the movie just got a new 4k rerelease, if the game is good, it should be around for a while.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The previews we've seen look pretty good. Both sides have a lot of cool tools to use and there is a good variety of win conditions. I'm pretty hyped for it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree, the rights are less muddled than F13 is, Halloween stores are packed with Klown stuff, the movie just got a new 4k rerelease, if the game is good, it should be around for a while.

      The previews we've seen look pretty good. Both sides have a lot of cool tools to use and there is a good variety of win conditions. I'm pretty hyped for it.

      It's going to get metagayged to death like the texas chainsaw game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        games like this are pretty much only fun for me in the first weeks when it has a rush of normalgays playing it earnestly instead of the game being nothing metagays.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hopefully the balance is better than that. F13 was reasonable balanced and even the best Jason (Savini) was only marginally better than the others.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She.....she looks like....

    She's built like me .... I .....thank you <3

    #RepresentationMatters

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lmfao @white people

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Great movie, chuds hate it!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. I'm the CEO of Racism and I love this movie. I burned it onto a cd and had it playing on my geometry teachers computer for like a week.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nephilim looking ass.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I identify myself as a killer clown (male)

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Be honest Ganker, would you?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I would.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any hole is a goal.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      clussy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This takes 'butter face' to a whole new dimension.
      Also, the implication of klown-i-fication is... weird.
      From the alien's perspective, what even would be the use-case for woman transformed in this way?
      Baiting horndogs into traps?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you sound like a sophomore in highschool

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >what even would be the use-case for woman transformed in this way?
        Clearly klowns can't give birth to females and this is the only option of propagating their species.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      100% yes. Shame there's not much porn of them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wonder if they'll factor in that whole thing with how the female ones are human women that they kidnap and transform.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God I hope not, the world already has too much bimbofication/transformation fetish shit as it is.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > Bimbofication/transformation fetish
          Name three examples of that fetish in vidya, or five examples in any medium other than pornography.
          I'll wait.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if we count transformation as literally ANY form of transformation thats way way too easy. Do you have any idea how many video game bosses in horror games are women who have been transformed or corrupted by some magic? Resident Evil alone probably has one of these scenes once per game minimum.

            Bimbofication is the actual hard one. that one probably doesnt happen a lot.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That top picture is doing things for me.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                dont get weird on me now.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that's not doing anything for me.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              this is a babby swaddled in a red blanket

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > The forbidden snuggie

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ah yes, the foreskin

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Uhhh.... a link to the cutscene?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ms Splosion man if you used the skip level cheat

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I still wanna see that process take place, get some crazy fricking werewolf vfx on it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Was that ever established? I was under the impression that those are just their normal females

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Was that ever established?
          no not really, some people just assume it from how they take the main girl alive in a balloon instead of candy'ing her which seems to make people melt inside the cocoon.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And because the two guys made out with the female clowns, who apparently made no attempt to kill them. So there's something funny going on there.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              in all honesty, the real reason they take the girl alive is just to give the main dude a reason to go into the ship, and the reason the klown girls make out with those guys instead of killing them was because it was the 80s and lolsexjoke. The people who made the movie probably weren't thinking that far ahead, they were just making a dumb entertaining movie. but I get why people assume it when speculating about lore or whatever.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh for sure, I've seen enough interviews with the creators to know they didn't have any lore or shit planned out. But it is fun sometimes to try to piece together a bigger story out of what's there, even if it's bullshit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I choose to believe in the klownification, unless there's a sequel that directly disproves it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      add a clown shortstack with giant sloshing breasts and I'll pick your game up

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > Giant sloshing breasts
        They're inflatable actually. They become weightless like helium balloons when pumped up.
        Same with their asses.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would I what? Saw their heads off with a low quality saw? Sure I guess

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I guess it's ok to be gay in this day and age.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would foster a peace between our species

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Saw the movie for the first time last year and was pleasantly surprised that the comedy relief characters got to hit the clussy and live.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends, what's packing in their shoes?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >more than 4 "survivors"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Three versus five seems to be an interesting mix, curious to see how it plays out.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, which Klown are we rolling as?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      midget homie all the way

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My monies on the one with the gun.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The second one (Spike) is focused on tracking people. That gun shoots popcorn which sticks to people and lets all the Klowns track them.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The popcorn doesn't turn into clown worms thingies like it does in the movies?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The weird worm thing is a separate ability.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > Gun Klown
          Fishing for the CoD playerbase, I see.
          I wonder if they'll add killstreaks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fatso of course, who appears to have a new design?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Klowns are based on the ones from the movies but don't carry their names, so there are some slight differences. Also different skins and shit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          intentionally or because of some stupid-ass copyright issue?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's no copyright issue I'm aware, I think it was just a choice.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              can't help but notice they referred to him as "chubby"

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How ignorant.
                I believe the politically-correct term is 'blessed with an attractively robust skeletal structure', with 'stinking lardplanet' taking a close second.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gameplay, whichever is the bruiser
      Aesthetics, Spike is unironically the best designed of the bunch

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Right goes hard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      midget if you get to use the boxing gloves

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You do, that's his main way of attacking.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          holy shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My homie Jumbo
      Hopefully you can do that corpse puppet thing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They haven't shown it, and I don't know how that would even work in a game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That little dude can punch a man's head clean off

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Little boxing clown obviously.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      assuming each of them has a specialty, guess ill have to see what they are, but I always liked the fat dude. I wonder if middle-left can do the shadow puppet thing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        From left to right
        >Trapper: Sets traps to disable and mark players
        >Tracker: Marks and pursues players
        >Scout: Can teleport and lure players, mostly locates them
        >Fighter: Fast attacker
        >Tank: Slow but powerful heavy hitter

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    freaky clowns baby

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the clussy?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It deserved better, and their excuse that they had to stop work because of the lawsuit was bullshit. Tons of other F13 merchandise and shit (even a mobile game) kept being released and kept going despite it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It deserved better, and their excuse that they had to stop work because of the lawsuit was bullshit. Tons of other F13 merchandise and shit (even a mobile game) kept being released and kept going despite it.

      The writer needs to get the frick over themselves and realize that he only wrote the first and if they (he and the producer) come to an agreement, they can both make money and we're not left with good projects dying

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it really just made it so that no one walks away with anything meaningful. Which is why I'm glad this is just one movie owned by two dudes and there's no disputes to be had.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Klowns chads can rejoice that their movie got a 4K release while many others may never even see such a thing because of moronic rights holders or "lack of interest".

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The reason you can never find the original Dawn of the Dead for sale or on streaming anymore is because some moron bought the rights to the movie and commissioned an expensive 3D transfer of the movie when the post-Avatar 3D hype was on its last gasp, and now he won't entertain any offers unless they're lucrative enough to make up for his own mistake.
            Thankfully, he's at least stupid enough to not be aware that there are dozens of complete uploads of the film on youtube and other places.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              All it takes is one moron to ruin it for everyone.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Normally I'd call for both sides to agree, but Miller's a giant c**t who only pretended to care because of the merchandise sales and enduring popularity of the series almost 40 years later. He certainly didn't give a frick about F13 after Part 1 and the flood of sequels that followed. Cunningham, for what it's worth, at least stayed by its side.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    crazy to me this ot a game and a 4k release despite making less than $1000

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Basket Case got a 4K restoration handled by the Museum of Modern Art of all organizations.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where did you get this picture of me? I did not give you permission to post it.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i always thought it was cool how you can see a few of the repurposed klown costumes as trolls in the Ernest Halloween movie.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ernest Scared Stupid is a sequel to KK

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah if the game doesn't have this in the actual game I'm blasting this shit at everyone I play with.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They absolutely need to make the Giant Klown playable. Make him some special objective the Klowns have to spend time completing but if they do someone gets respawn as this absolute unit.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clowns are demonic.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MFW they start bringing in clowns from other series

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The real DBD killer is here!

      Frick it, whole Zazz Blammymatazz skins for the troupe

      ?si=J-BtxEFoe5uLC2EU

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm getting a squad of friends together and we are totally gonna do this shit in game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's in.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The least scary-looking of the bunch and yet the worst to deal with. Triggering my ptsd from my security days here anon.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't they learn from that shitty Rumbleverse game that nobody wants to play as los abominaciones?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What are you talking about? Everyone wants to play as a gigachad Killer Klown.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I will only believe you if there's no Sweet Baby involvement

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You all sound like homosexual shills

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so hows the gameplay work in this? is getting cotton candy'd instadeath or can you escape from it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      From what I've seen it's similar to getting hooked in DBD, and there items like pocket knives you can use to cut yourself out. There's also just permadeath, though there is some kind of cloning machine you can activate to get an extra life.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope this is on game pass, but since it hasn't been announced not looking likely

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Especially since MS already paid for TCM to be on Game Pass, so it's unlikely they'd get a second similar game.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's cool that you can customize the appearance of each of the klown archetypes to that extent though

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://Youtube.com/watch?v=6Gha9xrM10w

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jimquisitions transition may have taken a turn for the worse.

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