>Killing Floor
>You don't actually kill the floor
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>Killing Floor. >You don't actually kill the floor
>Killing Floor
>You don't actually kill the floor
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>Counter-Strike
>no reason to strike the counter
>Guild Wars (& GW2)
>No guild wars.
Og guild wars did have guild wars you moron it was pvp related guild vs guild was a huge part of the game with special rewards surrounding it you absolute mongoloid just because the gay story takes place after the canonical guild wars doesn’t mean it wasn’t in the game you stupid fricking brainless mutant
But it's not in the game, it's in the setting.
This thread reminds me of my first gig! Nobody's here.
>half life
>you start with full hp
>baldurs gate
>they let everyone in
>minecraft
>you don’t mine or craft
You do both of those things you moron
what the
>Need for Speed
>cars are more than enough fast
>Blackjack
>there are no blacks, nor Jacks
Half the deck is black and there are four jacks as well.
>Super Mario 64
>it's not the 64th game
>Starfield
>Theres no field of stars
>Pokemon
>don't poke monsters
>Intravenous
>Your character isn't connected to a drip feed at any point during the game
>pocket monsters
>they go in balls, not in your pocket
>StarFox 2
>not the second game released
How many starfoxes are there though?
64, duh
>play Killing Floor
>Drowning Pool - Bodies starts playing
>Metal Slug
>There are no living slugs composed entirely from metal
> Dark Souls
>No Black folk
Patches basically is one
He is bald todd howard
Patches displays far too much cunning and intelligence in his plans to be black, and is able to charm you into letting him live so that he can sell you garbage.
>Project Zomboid
>zombies are everywhere, not just in the projects
>Golden eye 64
>there's no golden eye at all
Rogue agent has it KEK
>golden eye 64
>there is only one golden eye, not 64
>Starcraft
>you don't craft any stars
>Warcraft
>you don't craft any w...
no wait
650344179
Die
Specifically for 2
>S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
>You don't play as a pervert following women
> Oblivion
> Everyone remembers the game as a meme
>Amid Evil
>you are actually surrounded by evil guys
>Gothic
>There's nothing gothic about the game
> final fantasy 16
> Its the final fantasy of the villian and dev team cause they re gonna be back to the mmo gulag after pc port and dlcs
> legend of zelda
> Link do more legendary shit that his b***h
> ocarina of time
> You travel time by a sanctuary not an ocarina unlike the sequel
> super mario
> You dont get a cape until 4th game then doesnt exist in next games after
>Skullgirls
>There's only one skullgirl and there can't be multiple skullgirls
> metroid
> Not a metroid until a switch game ending
Will 3 have the MA class they promised for 2?
>Metal Gear Solid 3
>There isn't even 1 Metal Gear in the entire game
>Silent Hill
>There's no Hill to be seen and it's not Silent
>final fantasy
>proceed to make 15 more and no end in sight
>Black
>Game isn't just a black screen
>Remember Me
>Almost everyone has forgotten about this game
But you remembered
I'm eternally grateful for killing floor 2 for introducing me to metal
>Halo Infinite
>Is not infinite
>Halo Infinite
>less content than every other halo
>Quake
>There's no earthquakes
>sid meiers civilization
his civilization isnt even playable in any of the games
>Doom Eternal
>Doesn't go on forever and has an ending
>game ends
>can play it again
thus making it eternal
Now, if you completed the game AND you couldn't start a new run ever again and your copy of the game was basically bricked, THAT wouldn't be "eternal".
not him but every game would have "Eternal" in their names in that case
checkmate atheist, go home and count your flat earths
>not him but every game would have "Eternal" in their names in that case
Why? You don't include the genre, the length of the game, the replayability of the game or any external information in the name of your game. The game's name is supposed to convey what the game is about, that's it.
Now imagine naming your game "Demon Killing First Person Shooter With Platforming Elements Glory Kills Different Guns Upgrades To Guns And Praetor Suit, Health and Ammo Pickups, Main Story 15 Hours In Length 100% Completion 25 Hours Eternal Replayability If You Want Also Voiced Cutscenes And Hidden Collectibles Original Soundtrack Included Rated M For Mature Blood And Gore Intense Violence"
And that's why this method of conveying all possible information about the game in its title is moronic. There's a description behind the game's box OR the website you purchase the game from where most of this is explained.
Not reading your eternal crap
You should, you might raise your IQ by a point or two. You shouldn't evade opportunities where you might learn something.
>you might raise your IQ by a point or two
But reading nothing but drivel all day is shown to condition people to have lower IQ
You're stupid because when you say stupid shit and someone corrects you, you don't read the correction. Stay stupid then.
>immediate adhom
I wasn't aware we were even having an argument to begin with I was simply making a point then dismissing your following wall of text, but I accept your concession.
>Ganker - video games
>there are no video games
>too stupid to be aware of his surroundings
IRL downie spotted
>immediate response
Yeah you're definitely mad that I don't care about what you have to say. Stop ruining the thread for everyone else, dude.
Why would I be mad at you being moronic?
>immediate response
what does this have to do with anything? I read your post and reply accordingly, what, is reading too fast now considered bad? You're only further reinforcing the idea of you being an absolute drooling idiot.
>Devil May Cry
>Devils never cry
never said they would
>Fable
>Isn't technically a fable
>Disco Elysium
>after waking up with amnesia, you learn about the world of Elysium
>Hearts of Iron
>No one's heart is made of iron
>resident evil
>the evil is in somebody's residence
>bioshock
>no water
>Dying Light
>Light doesn't die
actually the light dies at sunset
>Dying Light
Light is dying in Death Note
>call of duty
>You don't call duty
>Alone in the Dark
>Most areas in the game are lit up
>And you aren't even alone
>team fortress
>no one plays as a team
>Snake Eater
Is it literal as in catching snakes for rations or metaphorical because you're hunting the Cobras?
actually anon, it's a reference to ouroborus, the snake which devours itself representing the cyclical nature of time
because MGS3 is the beginning of the events which culminated in MGS4
>Silent hill
>the entire place is pretty silent, not just the hill
>The Legend of Zelda
>It's the Adventure of Link
>The Legend of Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
>It's the Legend of Zelda
WHO
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Nintendo. Apparently, it's okay when they do it.