>Killing Floor. >You don't actually kill the floor

>Killing Floor
>You don't actually kill the floor

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Counter-Strike
    >no reason to strike the counter

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Guild Wars (& GW2)
    >No guild wars.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Og guild wars did have guild wars you retard it was pvp related guild vs guild was a huge part of the game with special rewards surrounding it you absolute mongoloid just because the gay story takes place after the canonical guild wars doesn’t mean it wasn’t in the game you stupid fucking brainless mutant

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But it's not in the game, it's in the setting.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread reminds me of my first gig! Nobody's here.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >half life
    >you start with full hp

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >baldurs gate
    >they let everyone in

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >minecraft
    >you don’t mine or craft

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You do both of those things you retard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Need for Speed
    >cars are more than enough fast

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Blackjack
    >there are no blacks, nor Jacks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Half the deck is black and there are four jacks as well.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Super Mario 64
    >it's not the 64th game

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Starfield
    >Theres no field of stars

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pokemon
    >don't poke monsters

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Intravenous
    >Your character isn't connected to a drip feed at any point during the game

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pocket monsters
    >they go in balls, not in your pocket

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >StarFox 2
    >not the second game released

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How many starfoxes are there though?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        64, duh

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play Killing Floor
    >Drowning Pool - Bodies starts playing

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Metal Slug
    >There are no living slugs composed entirely from metal

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Dark Souls
    >No morons

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Patches basically is one

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He is bald todd howard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Patches displays far too much cunning and intelligence in his plans to be black, and is able to charm you into letting him live so that he can sell you garbage.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Project Zomboid
    >zombies are everywhere, not just in the projects

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Golden eye 64
    >there's no golden eye at all

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rogue agent has it KEK

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >golden eye 64
        >there is only one golden eye, not 64

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Starcraft
    >you don't craft any stars

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Warcraft
      >you don't craft any w...
      no wait

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    650344179
    Die

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Specifically for 2

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
    >You don't play as a pervert following women

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Oblivion
    > Everyone remembers the game as a meme

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Amid Evil
    >you are actually surrounded by evil guys

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Gothic
    >There's nothing gothic about the game

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > final fantasy 16
    > Its the final fantasy of the villian and dev team cause they re gonna be back to the mmo gulag after pc port and dlcs

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > legend of zelda
    > Link do more legendary shit that his bitch

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > ocarina of time
    > You travel time by a sanctuary not an ocarina unlike the sequel

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > super mario
    > You dont get a cape until 4th game then doesnt exist in next games after

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Skullgirls
    >There's only one skullgirl and there can't be multiple skullgirls

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > metroid
    > Not a metroid until a switch game ending

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will 3 have the MA class they promised for 2?

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Metal Gear Solid 3
    >There isn't even 1 Metal Gear in the entire game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Silent Hill
      >There's no Hill to be seen and it's not Silent

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >final fantasy
    >proceed to make 15 more and no end in sight

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Black
    >Game isn't just a black screen

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Remember Me
    >Almost everyone has forgotten about this game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But you remembered

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm eternally grateful for killing floor 2 for introducing me to metal

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Halo Infinite
    >Is not infinite

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Halo Infinite
      >less content than every other halo

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Quake
    >There's no earthquakes

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sid meiers civilization
    his civilization isnt even playable in any of the games

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Doom Eternal
    >Doesn't go on forever and has an ending

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >game ends
      >can play it again
      thus making it eternal
      Now, if you completed the game AND you couldn't start a new run ever again and your copy of the game was basically bricked, THAT wouldn't be "eternal".

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not him but every game would have "Eternal" in their names in that case
        checkmate atheist, go home and count your flat earths

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >not him but every game would have "Eternal" in their names in that case
          Why? You don't include the genre, the length of the game, the replayability of the game or any external information in the name of your game. The game's name is supposed to convey what the game is about, that's it.
          Now imagine naming your game "Demon Killing First Person Shooter With Platforming Elements Glory Kills Different Guns Upgrades To Guns And Praetor Suit, Health and Ammo Pickups, Main Story 15 Hours In Length 100% Completion 25 Hours Eternal Replayability If You Want Also Voiced Cutscenes And Hidden Collectibles Original Soundtrack Included Rated M For Mature Blood And Gore Intense Violence"

          And that's why this method of conveying all possible information about the game in its title is retarded. There's a description behind the game's box OR the website you purchase the game from where most of this is explained.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not reading your eternal crap

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You should, you might raise your IQ by a point or two. You shouldn't evade opportunities where you might learn something.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you might raise your IQ by a point or two
                But reading nothing but drivel all day is shown to condition people to have lower IQ

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're stupid because when you say stupid shit and someone corrects you, you don't read the correction. Stay stupid then.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >immediate adhom
                I wasn't aware we were even having an argument to begin with I was simply making a point then dismissing your following wall of text, but I accept your concession.
                >Ganker - video games
                >there are no video games

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >too stupid to be aware of his surroundings
                IRL downie spotted

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >immediate response
                Yeah you're definitely mad that I don't care about what you have to say. Stop ruining the thread for everyone else, dude.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why would I be mad at you being retarded?
                >immediate response
                what does this have to do with anything? I read your post and reply accordingly, what, is reading too fast now considered bad? You're only further reinforcing the idea of you being an absolute drooling idiot.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Devil May Cry
    >Devils never cry

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      never said they would

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fable
    >Isn't technically a fable

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Disco Elysium
    >after waking up with amnesia, you learn about the world of Elysium

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hearts of Iron
    >No one's heart is made of iron

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >resident evil
    >the evil is in somebody's residence

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bioshock
    >no water

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dying Light
    >Light doesn't die

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      actually the light dies at sunset

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Dying Light
      Light is dying in Death Note

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >call of duty
    >You don't call duty

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Alone in the Dark
    >Most areas in the game are lit up
    >And you aren't even alone

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >team fortress
    >no one plays as a team

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Snake Eater
    Is it literal as in catching snakes for rations or metaphorical because you're hunting the Cobras?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      actually anon, it's a reference to ouroborus, the snake which devours itself representing the cyclical nature of time
      because MGS3 is the beginning of the events which culminated in MGS4

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Silent hill
    >the entire place is pretty silent, not just the hill

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Legend of Zelda
    >It's the Adventure of Link
    >The Legend of Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
    >It's the Legend of Zelda

    WHO
    R
    I
    THIS
    E
    SHIT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo. Apparently, it's okay when they do it.

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