*kills soul*

What the frick was GW thinking?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's really no much difference to the old models, those weird pant knee pads are the killing blow to the design.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with kneepads?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Drop the kneepads and bring back the old helmet shape and you have the perfect Guard refresh

        NTA but they look like shit just woven into the pants

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >they look like shit just woven into the pants
          Yeah. Like actual combat pant kneepads. I will give you that they'd look less jarring if they weren't painted such a stand-out color but there's nothing wrong with the concept.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They look extremely out of place compared to the scifi-ified WWII gear that they use for everything else. If they wanted kneepads that badly they should have sculpted some straps, just like pretty much literally every other kneepad-wearing Imperial miniature in the game's history.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They don't take design elements from WW2 gear at all to begin with

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Saying this when they are equiped with Las-Garanda and the Sargeant Thompson Autogun
                is this bait

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The Las gun doesn't look like a grand anymore than it looks like an m14 or the mk 14, and the autogun doesn't have any shared qualities with Thompson that aren't also present on countless other guns.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, that's bait.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Point out one aspect of the garand or Thompson that is unique to them and present on the lasguns/autoguns

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, apart from
                >the webbing
                >the pouches
                >the backpacks
                >the bedrolls
                >the gaiters
                >the fatigues
                >the fabric helmet cover painted almost identically to the ones used by the Marines in the Pacific
                >the sergeant's SMG
                >the rifle-grip lasguns
                >the Rogal Dorn
                >the tank crew's helmets

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                -Webbing isn't unique to ww2 fatigues and the ones on the guardsman aren't any closer to ww2 webbing than any other webbing

                -the pouches on guardsman appear to use round fastners on the top of the pouch where as WW2 pouches has buckles or fastners on a strap that went over the top of the pouch

                -the backpacks are much smaller than most WW2 backpacks and don't specifically look like any

                -other than being bedrolls there aren't really any unique details to point to

                -gaiters in WW2 are tied, and were made of the same material as the fatigues, the gaiters on guardsman appear to be a seperate more rigid material like leather or armour, are secured with button clasps

                - what fabric helmet cover?

                -The autogun doesn't take any design elements unique to any ww2 weapons and isn't even an smg, it's a rifle that can be belt fed

                -a rifle grip isn't unique to WW2 weaponry

                - we're talking about the guardsman models not the tank models, the tanks incorporate a variety of parts from tanks from ww1 through vietnam

                - the tank crew's helmets have visible padding that tank crews didn't have in WW2 and more coverage of the face and back of the neck
                -

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not being actual, literal 1:1 recreations of specific real-world equipment doesn't mean that it doesn't "take design elements" from them, autist-kun.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But only having vague design elements that are present amongst equipment from various time periods doesn't make something based on a single specifc time period.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon you got fricking rekt and this is embarrassing, sit down

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit underrated post
                You might not win the argument but I love your spirit

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >They don't take design elements from WW2 gear at all to begin with
                Oh really?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                are you blind or just stupid?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Point out one detail from this man's equipment that isn't present on equipment from any other time period and is incorporated into the guardsman design

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >blocky piece of shit is automatically a garand because it has a rifle grip

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Esthetic turbo autism or just denials.

                Nearly all the IG regiments look like either ww1, ww2, or some kind of futuristic napoleonic era infantry. Cadia included, although to less a degree than others.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cadian knees were too sharp for the standard pants, unfortunately.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >cadia stands
          No knee pads
          >cadia gone
          Knee pads

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          arr rook the same

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They look like shit?
        are you blind

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It seems easy to scrape or melt that part of the sculpt into regular non-moronic pants if you wish. Is this the case?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        should have been part of a general leg armor since they look to goofy on their own

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they're too much armor for expendable conscripts, but not enough to really feel plated up to a higher tier of troop.

        am i the only one that thinks they look good

        they are afraid

        I think they look fine aside from the kneepads, but then it's hard to have a strong opinion on the look of a guardsman squad beyond "yes that is definitely a squad of guardsmen"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They look like blocks that have been superglued to the fabric and will fall off it the trooper gets too active.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Drop the kneepads and bring back the old helmet shape and you have the perfect Guard refresh

        NTA but they look like shit just woven into the pants

        But real life militaries use those on uniforms.

        They look like shit?
        are you blind

        Not sure? Guess it doesn't bother me because it's a thing in real life, not just a TACTICOOL thing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They look like shit?
      are you blind

      Oh my god shut up about the knee pads. You can file them off in like 10 second each, no one cares.

      Talk about actual important design queues. like the pauldrons being weirdly offset, and the chest armour being hung so low if offers basically no protection to the neck. Why is their collar so low?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stfu troon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s right, back away from the multi dollar company. Me and anon here will protect them from you.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That was criticism, not praise. Don't worry about fixing your illiteracy though anon because luckily you'll have killed yourself long before you exert the effort to correct it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Primaris Guard

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These also ruined the new scouts and made the votann look even worse

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        new scouts look great
        >votann
        bit hit and miss

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no much difference
      Why does /tg/ attract so many blind morons?
      Anywat these models are a massive improvment. Old plastic guard were some of the shittiest models gw ever made.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why does /tg/ attract so many blind morons?
        It doesn't. It attracts contrarian trolls

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They look like shit?
      are you blind

      Stfu troon

      https://i.imgur.com/iNZoY9a.jpg

      What the frick was GW thinking?

      You zoomer homosexuals need to pick up a file. You’ve never had to carve an arm into the pose you want and it shows. Back in my day*tm I’d have given my right arm to have the posing options we have now.

      Agreed. I made mine Tallarn themed.

      Fricking sick anon. I know it’s just an alternate head but I guess that’s what passes for kitbashing these days. But it really is cool.

      It can't be objective truth because there is no such thing as racism, natural prejudice is totally normal and healthy and all organisms have it

      You’re moronic. That’s not even the point of my post. It’s just that important you to know you have a moronic animal brain and you probably won’t breed.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't GW make IG regiments that aren't cadia?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These suck. So does the old ones. All cadians except Kasrkin are shit and have always been.

      They make krieg, which is a lot better. You can also use their models to make iceborns (the actual nazis) and mess around with the agents of imperium to make iron guard.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Krieg has become the reddit regiment for the guard because of shovel memes.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Reddit is afraid of Krieg because they think it's for nazis.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you care so much about what redditors think? You can't get downvotes on here man, chill, at worst someone will call you a Black personhomosexual for posting your "reddit regiment" because they're the same sort of dumbfrick you are.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know you are trying to fit in on a anonymous website like a pussy. I know people still love to scream reddit, but that ship sailed fricking years ago back when morons here had a shit fit over 9gag and other places stealing "our" content. Let's just say - Ganker lost that fight. Its all the same morons across platforms.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Go on r/sigmarxism and you'll understand that all the Reddit libraries think Krieg players are Nazis, you don't know shit about reddit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            "Krieg players are NAZIS" is an ancient /tg/ meme. You can find archived instances of it from like 2010.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hopefully killteams of each regiment in the next couple of years. I think that's the only way they're ever getting released into the wild.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a billion more boring GEQ teams
        Please God no!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember when you could get Cadians, Catachans, Mordians, Steel Legion, Vostroyans, Tallarn, Attilans, and Valhallans. The hella generic Cadians and Catachans got plastics and then nobody wanted to pay for metal anymore, so the others just sat on the website until stocks were finally gone.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they don't sell.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cost mostly. It takes resources simply to design miniatures and with injection molding the molds themselves are very high cost (hundreds of thousands of dollars) requiring long production runs to be worth their cost. If it costs as much to design a squad of Vostroyans as Cadians and you're producing ten different regiments you're spending ten times as much for far less than a ten times increase in sales (even if literally nobody likes Cadians best plenty like them enough to buy them for their army). Also if you want unique regiments just buy third party.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >molds themselves are very high cost (hundreds of thousands of dollars)
        Sure, buddy. Millions, even.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, tooling costs for plastic injection moulds are several thou per runner. And you're going to need a lot of new moulds if you want to see all these other regiments in plastic, that's a lot of moulds needing tooling

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, tooling costs for plastic injection moulds are several thou per runner. And you're going to need a lot of new moulds if you want to see all these other regiments in plastic, that's a lot of moulds needing tooling

          they have the money but it's not worth the return on investment when compared to making more sculpts of space marines instead

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well yeah, obviously they have the money, it's never a question of
            >can they afford it?
            it's always
            >what's going to generate more revenue?
            It was fine back in the days of metal minis, when you could throw together a cheap silicone spin casting mould for peanuts and it'd pay for itself in no time even if it barely shifted any units (+ the ability to melt down excess stock for re-use at a push). That's what's really been lost

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the molds themselves are very high cost (hundreds of thousands of dollars)
        That is a lie that is 100% false. Even if they were farming out the production of these things, it still wouldn't be even close to that number.
        Then consider that GW do their designs and production in-house. There would be one or more permanently employed staff who look after this stuff. It's a basic level of effort cost for the personnel and they're really only going to spend money on the billets of metal to CNC (the CNC machine has been paid for years ago).
        This bullshit GW-apology needs to be stopped. It then inevitably turns into an attempt at justifying the ludicrous prices that the company charges.
        Stop it.

        [...]
        they have the money but it's not worth the return on investment when compared to making more sculpts of space marines instead

        >not worth the return on investment
        This is something more like it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The highest cost in producing a mold is in the labor. Which is where I think it gets confused, anyway the point remains that they're paying designers 100k a yearwhether they make 1 tool or a million.
          Obviously, the milling and metal cost nothing because they make a new tool for the free mini of the month, but they use the same design from a figure found in the boxes.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the molds themselves are very high cost (hundreds of thousands of dollars)
            That is a lie that is 100% false. Even if they were farming out the production of these things, it still wouldn't be even close to that number.
            Then consider that GW do their designs and production in-house. There would be one or more permanently employed staff who look after this stuff. It's a basic level of effort cost for the personnel and they're really only going to spend money on the billets of metal to CNC (the CNC machine has been paid for years ago).
            This bullshit GW-apology needs to be stopped. It then inevitably turns into an attempt at justifying the ludicrous prices that the company charges.
            Stop it.

            [...]
            >not worth the return on investment
            This is something more like it.

            Cost mostly. It takes resources simply to design miniatures and with injection molding the molds themselves are very high cost (hundreds of thousands of dollars) requiring long production runs to be worth their cost. If it costs as much to design a squad of Vostroyans as Cadians and you're producing ten different regiments you're spending ten times as much for far less than a ten times increase in sales (even if literally nobody likes Cadians best plenty like them enough to buy them for their army). Also if you want unique regiments just buy third party.

            >(hundreds of thousands of dollars)

            This is just a blatant lie. Proven wrong by the fact that other companies can make molds of plastic figures at very reasonable prices.

            Lets not argue if Victrix, Archon Studios Perry or WGA are on the same level as GW, but they continue to make molds for plastic figures in Europe (WGA in the USA) for way less money than GW does.
            So either GW is paying way too much for their molds and they are bad at doing business, or they just know they can charge way more money for their stuff.
            But if WGA can run a tiny crowdfunding campaign (tiny compared to what Archon Studios or Reaper are doing), collect less than 300k USD, and still manage to release 13 sets of miniatures with that money shows how much a tool for one sprue actually costs. Certainly not hundreds of thousands. More like 10-15k.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The typically quoted amount for model kits is between 2k and 10k per sprue, with it hitting the upper end for a sprue that's larger and has more complex parts. I don't know where the frick people have got 'hundreds of thousands' from, but tens-of-thousands for a single kit with multiple large, densely filled runners is a reasonable estimate
              As an example; for FY 2021/22, GW spent £5.7 million on tooling moulds (https://assets.ctfassets.net/ost7hseic9hc/4wT1AjfBUUX6HWQ0HhAAnu/ac4403cd600cef16674bfa20462a280b/2021-22-accounts-Final-NoM.pdf), rising to £6.7 million in 2022/23 (https://assets.ctfassets.net/ost7hseic9hc/3Bxadr0YTIX0hGl1H7DPGe/8e1361726a8e0c8dfef9bcdae8299480/2022-23_accounts_-_final.pdf)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are talking out of your fricking hole as usual, every single steel mould GW ever made made its money back within weeks at most, different IG regiments would increase sales of models as a person would buy different regiments. The reason they never did it is literally because GW is rotten to the core with a corporate culture that has totally destroyed all innovation and can now only pump out shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So why do Victrix/Perry/Wargames Atlatnic manage it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But they are. The latest codex trashed the entire idea of homogenous regiments in favor of a melting pot of "famous IG units". They will likely keep cranking out "totally made for kill team" IG themed boxes. Its low hanging fruit, and that way they dont have to make more than one of any particular set.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not content to misuse the term melting pot in another thread
        >american poltard sperg goes on a shit posting spree posting it in every thread
        homosexual brained poltard

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      am i the only one that thinks they look good

      they are afraid

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They do

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Limited production facilities and sales tactics. They just do limited runs of models for short periods nowadays.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just mix some 3rd party conversion bits in and you're golden. Or use lasguns on 3rd party kits wholesale.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly they look alright to me, even with the kneepads. My bigger issue is the very slight scale creep. That said if I were to start a loyalist Guard force I'd go 3P/printed and do a homebrew regiment of some form.

      >Athonian Tunnel Rats never
      It hurts.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because referencing real world countries and their real world armies and real world crimes of war and genocides is problematic.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Kills soul
    If you like old Cadia you never had any soul.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are way better and more posable

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. I made mine Tallarn themed.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where'd you get that head? Perry Bros maybe?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Atlantic Wargames

          https://wargamesatlantic.com/products/afghan-warriors

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I kind of want to do Tallarn, but to do it justice I'd really want to give them the big baggy sleeves too. Which is doable, I guess, take some Catachan arms and greenstuff over them. But man, that's a lot of fricking sleeves to do even for like 1k of dudes

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Victoria Miniatures take on Tallarn are an option too.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the rifles are too long. the kneepads, rifle butt and barrel are painted the wrong colour. some of the heads/helmets are oversized or vice versa. there's too many straps and the little lip on the helmet serves no purpose but to distract the eyes from the rest of the model.

    they really need a headswap to be salvageable so they'd probably make good GSC brood brothers if you got some heads from somewhere.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If this post is serious, it's proof that Imperial Guard players deserve less.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not an IG player but I would be if the new Cadian range was of an acceptable standard to me. Its either that or grinding out some boxes of krieg and/or converting them into valhallans but I've got plenty of other projects to work on so I don't need a time sink like that.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >but I would be if the new Cadian range was of an acceptable standard to me.
          How is it not? Serious?

          Like, buy what you want but I really don't get what is wrong with these models.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I literally just listed all my issues with the new guardsmen. Krieg i'd pay the GW premium for (in reality I'd buy the killteam starter set multiple times and sell off the rest) but personally for me there are too many design errors with the current cadians to want to pay the price they are selling them for.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the rifles are too long.
              This sounds like a parody quote.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Noooo not miniatures with human proportions!!! The humanity!!!

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a shit take, the old plastic cadians were the most generic soulless slop GW ever devised. I'm not exactly a fan of the new ones, but the old ones were even more devoid of character.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else think the helmets look kind of Starship troopery?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Middle Cadians feel like a Suit at GW saw Starship Troopers and told a sculptor to make that in miniature form.
      Or maybe he saw one of the billion other movies and TV shows that the Starship Troopers surplus armor appeared in.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i always find it ironic when people say stuff like this because the original Cadian design came first and the ST movie quite possibly ripped off the Cadian design not the other way around.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Like almost everything in 40k it was probably both. 40k originally took influence from generic sci-fi, the starship troopers movie then took inspiration from generic sci-fi which now included 40k, then 40k took inspiration from the starship troopers movie when going forward

          same shit as tyranids being inspired by xenomorphs, then inspiring starcraft, then taking design influence from starcraft

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >original Cadian design
          Good thing I specified the middle Cadians and not RT Cadians.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            thats the thing, my point has nothing to do with what you specified.

            Like almost everything in 40k it was probably both. 40k originally took influence from generic sci-fi, the starship troopers movie then took inspiration from generic sci-fi which now included 40k, then 40k took inspiration from the starship troopers movie when going forward

            same shit as tyranids being inspired by xenomorphs, then inspiring starcraft, then taking design influence from starcraft

            Not really, the Cadian design existed in the early 90s. ST was late 90s. The entire reason the ST design even exists is because they didnt have the money to portray power armour on screen. So they changed the starship troopers to infantry.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              right, but when designing the infantry armor they probably took inspiration from different sci-fi properties. Like the colonial marines in aliens and probably 40k. The plastic cadians came out in the early 2000s. They probably took some cues from the movie mobile infantry. But youre right that the metal cadians were already like 80% of what the plastic ones were.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they were probably inspired by Colonial marines

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            thats the thing, my point has nothing to do with what you specified.
            [...]
            Not really, the Cadian design existed in the early 90s. ST was late 90s. The entire reason the ST design even exists is because they didnt have the money to portray power armour on screen. So they changed the starship troopers to infantry.

            I agree on your answers but add that Gulf War 1 was happening around the time of the Early Cadian release and a lot of influences came from the US troops equipment.
            Kevlar armour was also becoming very common on the battlefield.
            General Schwartzkopf in Picrel also inspired the original Cadian lieutenant.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nice, very neat work fellow Guardanon.
                Mine (picrel) arent as good, but I had a long period of NEETing and was able to put out a lot of quantity.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                mmmm choccy chip

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Source on the Cadian lieutenant being based on Schwarzkopf?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                His ass

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There were no RT-era Cadians. Those ones are from 2nd.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ironically the Cadian plastic kit was probably inspired by Halo. A study guy even made a Halo guard army

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          studio*

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Halo Gaurd Army
          Any pics

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The bottom right guy looks good but the rest don't
    Why?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the face being covered makes it less uncanny

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Sage

    Anyone that uses the term soul is automatically a moron who’s opinions should be immediately discarded as it was spoken by a moron that can’t articulate his opinions without appealing to an absolute platitude rather than owning up to the fact that the statement is his opinion. That being said the knee pads look bad lmao

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They need to sell you new models.
    Mini wargaming is actually a terrible idea for a business.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cadians fricking suck. What an absolute mistake to make generic sci fi troopers the largest force in your gothic science fantasy setting.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ironically wasn't always the case. First guard dex in third edition (there was two of em) had Catachans as the new plastics and battleforce box

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    more like
    >*kills soul*
    no idea why people pretend to care about the bland 3rd ed cadians

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are we STILL having this fricking thread?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >using "racist" as an insult
      ywnbaw

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What makes you think it's used as an insult? It's simply the objective truth.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It can't be objective truth because there is no such thing as racism, natural prejudice is totally normal and healthy and all organisms have it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            not when it becomes a mental illness
            >everyone i dont like is a joo!

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >mental illness
              Another spook dreamt up to control morons like you, watch out for transphobes under the bed anon, one day you will pass as the pretty girl I know you are deep inside

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon if an antisemite discriminates against an individual because they assume they are israeli.
                Thats blatantly a real form of discrimination.
                One day you will be discriminated against like that and maybe you'll understand.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >censoring both Black person and homosexual
      Sad

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reddit screencap

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >(5th Edition)
      That's very obviously not a 5E Codex. That's the 3.5E Codex cover formatting, not the 4E/5E formatting with the gunmetal border and the big bluegreen 40k logo at the top. This isn't even someone just being a newhomosexual, this is someone being a newbie who's too dumb to use Google

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that's black
      Oh look, troons fail at life.
      >entire art and model line
      >no blacks
      >some dirty dude
      >oh look cadians are black
      Leftists and their ilk need extermination.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The time spent seething at that thread and putting together this image could have been spent painting models, riding a bike, reading a book, or cleaning the house.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he said while shitposting with no self-reflection whatsoever

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >guys face is shadowed by his helmet
      >kinda looks dark
      >must be black!
      just like dem egyptshunz

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I swear the most racist pieces of shit I've ever encounter is not some gringo redneck, but the average lefty.
      They see someone with a darker skin and immediately call it black. Racist shits all of them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Flamethrower guy covered in soot
      Wow

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Y'know everyone harps on the racism and whatever but nobody actually addressed this because it's right:

      >Cadians are the most generic early 2000s video game sci-fi soldiers possible, they don't have any kind of distinct aesthetic at all

      Which is exactly right. They're colonial marines with just enough changes made not to be copyright infringing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the latest ones kinda seem similar to Fallout soldiers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you all miss the FBI Stats enthusiast's spot on prediction of the Dorn tank?
      That's the power of nooticing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Read the image in the post I replied to.
          Racist Anon predicts the Dorn

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the same thing for the Eye of Terror campaign when the first plastic Cadians came out.

    And I even agree with you now. nu-nuCadians look worse than old nuCadians. Old=good, new=bad is truth.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Correct, metals were fantastic, plastics were shit but affordable, new plastics are even shitter and more expensive than the metals

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wargames Atlantic saving soul one step at a time

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're neat but it's not a replacement. Vostroyans are the best designed basic human infantry in the game. Hell, probably in tabletop. They're basically perfect.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. I love Vostroyans. Too bad I lost my entire Vostroyan collection 18 years ago when I left for the army. By the time I was in a position to start collecting 40k again, the Vostroyan models were gone.

        I did find some Vostroyan STL files though, but they don't quite have the same feel as the real models.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          starting my first 40k army. should i make a steel legion army, vostroyan, or night lords?

          give me the stl files NOW

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          FYI pretty good scans of the original figures exist online.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've never understood the appeal

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They've just got a really nice blend of historical, scifi, gothic ornate, and unique character. They look like what guardsmen should in the more gothic takes on the setting. They also don't go too hard on any specific "omg rambo/gasmask trenchers" kind of obvious lifted aesthetic.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Their lore is also cool because they are like a sane version of Krieg. Vostroya is also repenting for a past transgression against the Imperium, but they didn't let that completely break their collective psyche and turn into insane zealots like Kriegers.

            It's just cool to me that the lore is deep enough to show two planets reacting almost completely differently to similar sets of circumstances.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They're basically perfect.
        The stocks that are twig thin at the gripping point put the lie to you
        Everything else about them is amazing but frick those stocks are vile, particularly the way they're all different sizes

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ben, this is literally your first guard models you ever owned

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >deliberately blows up Cadia, in a story push no one asked for
    >constantly release Cadians
    Mind boggling. Also Vostroyans and Steel Legion are way better designs.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every guard regiment is a better design than Cadians. Even the Harakoni Warhawks, which were just a kitbash of Cadian and Elysian kits.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >every guard is cadia
      Because they shipped a metric frickton of Regiments off world (Krieg would be #1 but they're like 1:100th of the population) and combined with Guard regiments being allowed to settle new planets or retire into PDF forces is the reason why most PDF/Guard is Cadian.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Plus New Cadia got established in the Agripinaa system, although GW hasn't done anything with it as far as I'm aware.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "Establish New Cadia" feels like the goal of every Cadia remnant Regiment, there is probably dozens of them by now.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is one of the dumber aspects of 40k lore that makes me seethe.
        >this planet is the first and only defense against a literal portal to hell
        >lets just send their troops to every galatic shithole except here, where it matters the most

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well logically Cadia would hit its carrying capacity sooner or later, especially since as a fortress world it does not support the same extent of population as a hive world. And since Cadians still frick they gotta send the excess somewhere.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heroic scale > Muh realism

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    40k is now 40gay

    all core fiction, historical references and 80s British punk culture has been misunderstood/ignored and aesthetically sterilised for "modern futurism" resulting in silicone valley carbon copy art, US military inspiration and US cultural story telling.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gaywokeshop

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Malformed shittily sculpted models good
    >proportionate well-sculpted models bad
    I fricking hate contrarians so much it's unreal.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >proportionate well-sculpted models
      lmao we looking at the same sculpts?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the new Cadians
    >muh kneepads
    just paint em brown leather or blend them in with the pants
    >muh nig faces
    paint them white, its alright

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think I have pinpointed what I don't like about them aside from a few aesthetic nitpicks [pants-integrated knee-pads vs strapped-on]
    The new range has lost the clear masculine look that Cadians had. Square jaws with gritty faces. Athletic-framed bodies.
    The new range has more average body-frames and the jaws on the heads are artificially narrowed and pointed by the neck-goiter things.
    Look at the top three troopers in OPs image. Tight neck gaiters that narrow the facial profile.
    The bottom two: loose goiter on the left isn't as bad and bandana boy has a soldi chin.
    Also, another nitpick.
    I love the boot gaiters, but the pants need to be more poofy at the tuck-in point. They're narrowed too much. They don't need ro look like cavalry pants, but they need something

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I get the impressions that only zoomers who grew up knowing nothing but plastic cadians are super mad about the new cadians. Acting like the very soul of 40k hinges on IG wearing those goofy looking helmets like, like they didn't also look moronic compared to what came before them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does anyone on the market still make models that look like this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Victoriaminiatures Arcadian guard are the closest I know to looking like those old Cadian models.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they wanted kneepads they should have gone for something more like the pads on Halo Marines

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The new ones are a large improvement honestly, especially now that they have webbing gear that makes sense, the only thing i don't like is the varied lasguns and the american style gaiters. I grew up with original plastics, and always thought the metal ones looked better and more realistic.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We've lost so much

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m sorry but if you want to do Elysians there are a lot of god alternatives. They’re the quintessential sci-if trooper. These are the council marine helmets from Anvil Industries.

      The whole point of Elysians is that they’re rich and really well equipped so the more modrrn-looking the better.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this one makes me mad
    I would have been fine with the changes if they just kept the mask the same and the ankles skinny
    the mask is too over designed now and the legs are fatty cartoon proportioned just like every disney/pixar/league of legends/WoW rip off character

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think they did the legs part due to plastic limitations. The main difference is with the guard kneepads is that the kneepads when shaven off will look stupid, where as the gas mask will still look fine even with the little metal bit on the front gets shaven off.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got an image in my head about a loyalist planet that was ancient egypt themed worshiping giant stone statues of Big E and the primarchs styled like pic related, and then I started wondering what a guard regiment on this planet would look like and specialize in.
    For aesthetics, it would be gold, bronze, and white, with higher ranks wearing more elaborate and gilded armor, covered in wings and israeliteels and such.
    As for specialization, I thought about what egypt was good at, or known for, and came up with chariots / chariot archers. So they'd be a fast, hit and run regiment with light and fast vehicles. A unique vehicle would be a grave chariot, which would be a hover bike pulling a grav sled that has your choice of half a squad of guardsmen, or a heavy bolter / las turret.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      combine elements of the French foreign legion with Egyptian pharaoh headress shit and you've got a swanky looking infantry kit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was thinking along those lines too actually.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          combine elements of the French foreign legion with Egyptian pharaoh headress shit and you've got a swanky looking infantry kit

          For the main bodies of your dudes, grab the desert rat kit from warlord I think and then clip the legs and glue on some historical roman sandal feet. Add/paint/greenstuff whatever you need to blend it into the 40k canvas

          40k hours in ms paint a basic concept to work towards

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but one of the anons suggesting for this OP.

            digging the look, but I'd lean heavier on a uniform....custom jobs can become overwhelming. id do what you've got going on with the basic and honor guard on either like desert rat WWII models or airfix French foreign legion. much easier to sculpt on the israeliteelry or whatever, and cut the legs for sandals.

            looking cool so far, this would be killer on the tt

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        paint the liner of the neck cover of the hat in his gold/white theme, out a little snake on the hat.... would look sickkkk

        I got an image in my head about a loyalist planet that was ancient egypt themed worshiping giant stone statues of Big E and the primarchs styled like pic related, and then I started wondering what a guard regiment on this planet would look like and specialize in.
        For aesthetics, it would be gold, bronze, and white, with higher ranks wearing more elaborate and gilded armor, covered in wings and israeliteels and such.
        As for specialization, I thought about what egypt was good at, or known for, and came up with chariots / chariot archers. So they'd be a fast, hit and run regiment with light and fast vehicles. A unique vehicle would be a grave chariot, which would be a hover bike pulling a grav sled that has your choice of half a squad of guardsmen, or a heavy bolter / las turret.

        for your chariots, just cut the chimera up, and have like two bikes pulling the personal carriage

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For the main bodies of your dudes, grab the desert rat kit from warlord I think and then clip the legs and glue on some historical roman sandal feet. Add/paint/greenstuff whatever you need to blend it into the 40k canvas

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where is the new /wip/ or /40kg/ thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Up your mother's c**t.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        im too young to make it you do it

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's next for the Chimera?

    Pic related.

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