Link has been visiting the Domain since he was a little kid.
Sidon knew Mipha was going to propose to Link and basically treats him like a brother-in-law even though she never got to marry him for real.
>Sidon is single and Kass is married with kids in BotW >Sidon is engaged to a random girl and Kass is gone because he's out plowing an autistic femboy after leaving his wife in ToTK
Nintendo really is a master of subversion
I'm glad I'm not the only one who had to jerk off to this fishy b***h every time she showed up. Looked around afterwards and couldn't find any art of her. Still shocking to me
I don't understand this complaint, there is a text log in the game describing how it wasn't even Sidon's choice to marry her. He also likens her to having another older sister. They 100% didn't have to do her like that.
>They 100% didn't have to do her like that.
They totally didnt but this seems to be a common trend across Japanese fiction. They like making soft love-triangles like this that exist but are never bought to the forefront of the story.
Hypothetically if Mipha survived and Calamity Ganon failed and her brother didn't exist or died, if her and Link got married like she wanted would that mean Link would be in line to the Zora throne or would she be forced to abdicate for marrying a non-royal let alone one from another race?
Link couldn't become King Zora for obvious reasons, but neither marrying him or Sidon being alive would change Mipha's status as being heir to the throne.
>Her existence is the one thing in totk that confirms there are flourishing nations outside of Hyrule and travel routes between them are established and open
So why haven't they helped with the post-apocalypse rebuilding efforts. Surely Hyrule has sent envoys.
Shit's too fricked up.
Imagine you travel 2 months to get to that one country which used to be a post-apocalyptic wasteland until very recently.
And when you arrive, the castle is fricking floating, everything is covered in a hellish red goo and there's all sort of natural disasters happening up in the sky.
It's like in South Park with how the rest of the kids try their best to avoid the main cast because they can't help but get into trouble.
Devil's threesome with Yona!
Fujosisters.... Homobros... It's over....
what kingdom does she come from?
Bro wtf why didn't they invite me to the wedding?
They did though? Link is standing right there when Sidon announces they're married
Porn secondaries need to be roped
>revives the Fujos
Fujos don't like this, only gay pedophiles
gay pedophile furries*
>Fujos don't like this
Proof?
Is this what I think it is?
Yes.
No it's not
uoh left-handed bird shota
source: my ass
>implying fujos aren't pedophiles
lol
lmao even
haha, haha, ha
fujo here
WRONG
furries and fujos (both pedophiles) are and have been a mistake, I hope Putin pushes the nuke button sooner than 2 more weeks
Good thing the sages assist Link remotely and do not show up in towns.
i still think mipha and sidon is the best pairing
>b-but they are siblings
and?
More like kills millions of my sperm
Just give your character sharp teeth and the internet thirsts.
Did they remove the Gerudo Vai costume from TotK?
Yes. Riju just lets Link into Gerudo town anyway
Wonder why they took that out when every other costume is in. To bait homos into still purchasing BotW perhaps?
Yeah Nintendo really didn't want the gays to feel welcome with this installment.
>didn't want gays
Ok now you're just being silly.
>Said he was going to find a spouse in Botw
>Still single in Totk
What happened!?
He set his sights on all those little brown boys in Lurelin.
He’s living with the mayor so he hasn’t given up
Imagine the plaps
Sidon has two hands for a reason.
One for Yona's breasts, the other for her ass
built for being double teamed with your bro
>Riju shakes Link's hand like male friend.
>Sidon gets down on one knee like a marriage propsal.
What did they mean by this?
>one is the same height as Link
>one is twice his height
>That one image of her and Link both taking Sidon's hemipene
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8656291
perfect, you foresaw my needs
and where could a fella acquire such an image dare i ask
You just know her and Sidon would regularly invite Link for a threesome.
Is Sidon really just Mipha's younger brother?
Why does he seem to treat Link more like a father figure instead?
Sidon knew Link when he was a little kid and he mistakenly Link was going to be his brother in law
Because he was a tiny baby when he first met Link 100+ years ago
HE TOO OLD
HE TOO OLD
Y'ALL KNOW BETTA
Link has been visiting the Domain since he was a little kid.
Sidon knew Mipha was going to propose to Link and basically treats him like a brother-in-law even though she never got to marry him for real.
Not really, nearly all my fujo pairings are Fire Emblem related. I ship Link with whatever i feel like atm
Sidonbros... He won..
>Sidon is single and Kass is married with kids in BotW
>Sidon is engaged to a random girl and Kass is gone because he's out plowing an autistic femboy after leaving his wife in ToTK
Nintendo really is a master of subversion
Thats a woman he's holding, no man ass looks like that.
Non-canon
Link will be fine, he has his loving husband to rely on
If the parrot rito's wife and child didn't stop him from being bara, neither will Sidon's mantawife
I miss the original Zora babe.
>Zora are cursed to have extremely hot princesses who get cucked by the Hero Of Time forever
Fish pussy goes....UNPLUNDERED.
But Link did frick Ruto.
cool headcanon
I'm glad I'm not the only one who had to jerk off to this fishy b***h every time she showed up. Looked around afterwards and couldn't find any art of her. Still shocking to me
The output of art is surprisingly slow for this game.
Fujos and gays truly ruined the fanbase.
There's a lot nice ladies in the game and Zelda stopped being one after BoTW
>draw a boy
>call it a girl
I'm not falling for this tyranny psyop
It's just a fish b***h with a wide head.
Plus that voice doesn't lie.
>tyranny
found the phone poster
big face
Those Guppie bearing hips of a literal Seafood!!
I don't understand this complaint, there is a text log in the game describing how it wasn't even Sidon's choice to marry her. He also likens her to having another older sister. They 100% didn't have to do her like that.
>They 100% didn't have to do her like that.
They totally didnt but this seems to be a common trend across Japanese fiction. They like making soft love-triangles like this that exist but are never bought to the forefront of the story.
I don't get the complaints. She was clearly created to appeal to a wider audience
Hypothetically if Mipha survived and Calamity Ganon failed and her brother didn't exist or died, if her and Link got married like she wanted would that mean Link would be in line to the Zora throne or would she be forced to abdicate for marrying a non-royal let alone one from another race?
Mipha would still get the throne. Link would become a prince and a consort.
Link couldn't become King Zora for obvious reasons, but neither marrying him or Sidon being alive would change Mipha's status as being heir to the throne.
>Her existence is the one thing in totk that confirms there are flourishing nations outside of Hyrule and travel routes between them are established and open
So why haven't they helped with the post-apocalypse rebuilding efforts. Surely Hyrule has sent envoys.
Shit's too fricked up.
Imagine you travel 2 months to get to that one country which used to be a post-apocalyptic wasteland until very recently.
And when you arrive, the castle is fricking floating, everything is covered in a hellish red goo and there's all sort of natural disasters happening up in the sky.
It's like in South Park with how the rest of the kids try their best to avoid the main cast because they can't help but get into trouble.
>arranged marriage with the man you have loved since you were both children
>all he does is talk your ear off about this elf twink who rode him once
She deserves better
>not having homosexualtry constantly shoved in your face is a point of contention for the modern gaymur
Video games are dead.