kind of amazing how much less fun this is to play than the other 3 classic games

kind of amazing how much less fun this is to play than the other 3 classic games

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not Sonic 1

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That ain’t sonic 1

      You mean Sonic 1

      Sonic 1 doesn't have enemies throwing projectiles frame 1 of being on screen or springs that just randomly throw you into hazards with no warning.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Instead Sonic 1 has nearly every zone after Green Hill being anti fun

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was in CD and 3 way more than 2. Also just get good bro lol.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like a skill issue to me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. 2 feels like the black sheep among the original three games.

      That ain’t sonic 1

      Sonic 1 is a better game. Better levels, much better music. 2 is like the prototype version of 3&K and is only liked because it was the first Sonic game for many.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That ain’t sonic 1

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You mean Sonic 1

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    has anyone ever noticed how much bigger sonic's hand is compared to tails' in this title image

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      like seriously look at the size difference

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      like seriously look at the size difference

      What is perspective you moron

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm here to say it. Sonic 2 is the only good 2D sonic game. 1 is terrible, 3 is okay, mania was worse than 4. In fairness I've never played CD, so I can't comment on it.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Sonic 1 filter so many people?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good level followed up by utter shit level throughout the entire game, insistence on shit platforming sections, terrible final boss, 3 act structure, take your pick. If it didn’t have green hill zone and instead started it with marble garden, Sonic would be just another in a line of forgotten animal mascots in shit games (which would never have existed anyway because sonic kicked off this trend anyway).

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing is less fun to play than sonic CD

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      someone gets it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mania isn't that far behind

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will get hate for this but I simply don't like Mania. It made the levels drag on too long with the added verticality and mini boss at the end of each and said bosses could be a real chore with their super armor. Teleporting between different game's zones felt jarring too.
        It just sucks compared to 3K

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          After replaying Mania like an year ago, I agree with you brother
          Shit just drags out for far too long
          S3 is great
          Knuckles is decent but starts to drag out just a little bit
          1, 2 & CD have the perfect length

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I can agree with that. I like the Knuckles part but zones like Sandopolis are a slog. Superstars is looking like what Mania should have been I just hope it has good level design and pacing

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              As long as the pacing's good then I'll be satisfied

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    did you mean sonic cd

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people dicksuck S&K when it's the most no fun allowed one?
    >playing as Knuckles sucks shit so half the content is worthless
    >levels explicitly designed to punish going fast with constant spikes in a way, dead-ends, pits, and traps
    >that stupid fricking gay level inside pyramids

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with Knuckles?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's a sanic with lower jump who can't use spheres

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          but he can glide and climb

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you can slowly glide and slowly climb
            Exactly what I'm looking for in a game about going fast. It's not like there was even a point to these abilities, each level features some obligatory "secret" ledge only Knuckles could reach with 1up or something equally worrhless and that's it. Gliding is dogshit and doesn't replace the loss of spheres

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Exactly what I'm looking for in a game about going fast.

              Idiot zoomer boostgay detected.

              There's a subtlety to classic Sonic games that the ADHD generation are incapable of appreciating. Actually go back and play Sonic - you'll often find that only a fraction of a level is actually uninterrupted speed-ramps and open lanes - water sections, bumpers knocking you backwards, moving platforms, there's plenty of pauses. Sonic is a platformer, it's a game of agility and precision more than pushing right to win. Speed is your reward for skilfully stringing together multiple uninterrupted manoeuvres, it's never the default state.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      explicitly designed to punish going fast with constant spikes in a way, dead-ends, pits, and traps

      Sounds like someone's got a skill issue.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's better than Sonic 3's obsession with water hazards.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic 2 is literally the best Sonic game of all time. Everyone knows this. It's one of the sacred unchanging truths of gaming.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sonic 3 & Knuckles is literally the best Sonic game of all time. Everyone knows this. It's one of the sacred unchanging truths of gaming.

      Fixed

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Contrarian or zoomer.

        Call it.

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