You’re telling me the one hoarding food and wealth all for himself is the “good guy”?
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King K. Rool is not the bad guy
You’re telling me the one hoarding food and wealth all for himself is the “good guy”?
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How many Bananas could just a dozen monkeys even need
explain this image to me
Secret bunker under the Kremlin
Nice
*Kremling
2 weeks before they all expire and turn black
Yiga warehouse
SIX FOOT
SEVEN FOOT
EIGHT FOOT
BUNCH
>Come Mister Tally-Man, Tally me Banana
>Come Mr. Taliban, turn over Bin Laden
oh my god my fricking homie
the early 2000s were the peak of internet culture, when everything was still innocent and being cancerous was still taboo, if only for a short while longer, when Maddox came on the scene (formerly funniest guy on the internet)
AI image you tard.
Banana republic
the guy went bananas
Yum yum yum potassium
irl banana hoard, dipshit
Esta mierda es platanos.
Bananamaxxin'
>i deserve free food because......i am too lazy to grow it myself
Don’t they grow on wild trees?
Private property
antisemitic post
>antisemitic post
antisemitic post
Hey isn't that Putins private stockpile
>inb4 how does he get out
The real question is how did he get IN?
The eggscape hatch
A one-egg sandwich seems pretty light for a meal, I think I'd want two minimum if he wasn't going to add any other major ingredients.
It's a shitty looking sandwich too. That bread is barely toasted. I would never pay for that.
You have to eat all the eggs.
That's my icebreaker on blind dates
doctor told me dont eat any egg because cholesterol
He's bad because he stole those bananas from Donkey Kong.
Stealing from the rich is objectively a good thing.
Robin Hood stole from tax collectors, not rich people.
>~~*tax collectors*~~
Ok
OOOH BANANA
>a beautiful bunch of ripe banana
>daylight come and we want go home
>hide the deadly black tarantula
>daylight come and we want go home
LIFT SIX FOOT, SEVEN FOOT, EIGHT FOOT BUNCH!
>hide the deadly black tarantula
I always thought it was "Highly deadly"
This looks fake, also those are plantanes not bananas.
You know I've never figured out how donkey Kong would have a cave full of bananas because these stupid things rot so goddamn fast
Hand the banans over.
What if the kongs wanted to make a nuclear reactor?
You didn't tought about that you homosexual?!
MMMHHHH!!!!
DKC is a story of moral greys.
those are some fat, massive bananas, that can't be healthy. Is this some genetically engineered mutant like the giant worms they harvest the KFC wings from (note they're legally required to call it KFC instead of referring to it as chicken now)?
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This is why deepfakes are going to be essential to political campaigning in the coming years.
All banans are genetically engineered, they're not a naturally accruing fruit humans made them into what they are now. This is was a real wild banana looks like.
True, Bananas are clones. Banana flavour is based off an old crop that got wiped out in the 60's due to an virus so what we eat now is a different crop of clones.
It's an AI image, dumbfrick.
Everything you eat is genetically engineered, you dumb frick
There's a difference between selective breeding and directly fricking with the genome
Not really. Not unless you are a 45 year old white woman
keep talking, moron, don't stop now. Anything else you have opinions about?
>another impulsive self-assured blowhard is compelled to reveal his idiocy without solicitation
nah
This is why I don't mind "borrowing" fertilizer, frick these companies.
>Everything you eat is genetically engineered, you dumb frick
I'm not american
That's the irony, all this land in America, Monsanto fricks all our seeds so its not like you could really make aliving. We are screwed.
Why are you crying? Go and defend your overlords you dumbfrick.
>Is this some genetically engineered mutant like the giant worms they harvest the KFC wings from
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
qrd?
>muh facebook conspiracy
Its says chicken right here dumbfrick
Fried Chicken Sandwich is a trademark, they could call it a steamy turdaroo and that doesn't mean they're providing an ingredients list according to the law or anything, dingus
>They're legally not allowed to call it chicken!
>except in the name, ofc they can say whatever they want in the name
don't question it
Anon, ALL organic fruit and vegetables you buy have been genetically modified. You think this shit is natural? It would have been fly infested mush by the time it reached the store.
They are yellow, literally 3 days. Even the best Walmarts can't stop it from happening. If this image was real, the owner would have just sealed up the place or had a firetruck take out everything inside.
Imagine the fruit flies. Place would be more fly than banana
Crocodiles don’t eat bananas though, gorillas do. Dk did nothing wrong. You give a crocodile a banana it won’t digest it
Clearly Nintendo crocodiles eat bananas or else he wouldn’t be interested in them.
So true
thats are big bananas
So that's the real reason why Putin invaded Ukraine.
Reminder that modern banana's are genetically modified ones that suck ass compared to the ones our ancestors back in the early 1900s had before those banana's apparently "went extinct" due to diseasse
They did go extinct lol. Shit sucks bro. Modern bananas are garbage.
Bananas are a natural resource. The Cap'n has what hundreds of underlings to feed.
Quite frankly Kong and co are being selfish.
Bananas ripen very quickly, so DK's hoard is really just him taking a bunch of bananas that are already ripe and ready to eat. There's plenty of bananas that are out in the wild and the bananas he's after are the ones larger than him.
Ok
As someone who works in produce and knows what banana stank is, that room's gotta smell foul.
Its AI generated.
Even then that many bananas ripening in a room like that would stink.
Turns out K. Rool doesn't even like bananas. He only stole the hoard to spite Donkey Kong.
>collecting your own bananas for you to do as you see fit
>being stolen by pirates
>they were... LE BAD GUYS???
No you fricking idiot, a chinese buffet is not a villain for storing excessive amounts of food for beneficial reason.
True, he's a lot more complex than people give him credit for