Kingdom Come: Deliverance

I just bought this game. I'm downloading it right now. What should I expect?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shenmue in medieval europe

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      is this a good thing or bad?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you like Shenmue? I like both.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The entire HRE knowing who you are for some reason.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Top games of the decade for me, so good, and the landscapes are beautiful. I hate Skyrim but love this one

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dont spec into thief or rogue related traits. Just go full knight with combat skills, it will be more fun.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      After an in game week of solid combat training so you don't immediately get your shit shoved in by two bandits with pointy sticks.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too late for you. You are now israeli.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can start refunding it

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Start learning lockpicking and stealth, you will be richer than the richest lord in no time. Also combat can be ass but once you get used to it, you will find it interesting.
    Story is great, not amazing, but great but frick the church quest
    Take your time to get use to it and explore everything before finishing main quest

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Monastery quest was 11/10. Story was amazing. You're just a turbopleb that got filtered.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally broken if you went and explored the monastery beforehand and stole a bunch of shit. Half the quest auto-completed itself.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but frick that quest
      That quest is easy peasy. C'mon playing thief and not figuring things. Just make Godfather plant trick. And you back to le epic ninja role play

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Church quest? Or the monastery? Cause the church was fun "boys will be boys" romp, but monastery was something else

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Expect slavjank kino.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is my horse, he's name is Horse
    No, you can't put items on it and no, it cannot teleport
    But he's MY horse.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Look at my horse
      >My horse is amazing

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a cow

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can expect for it to finish downloading

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What should I expect?
    polite people

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    some fine kino

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oblivion if it was good

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good heavens, Henry has come to see us!

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The closest a game has come to Betrayal and Krondor and Daggerfall since the early-mid 90s. Quite possibly my favorite game ever made.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vanilla pretty good
    With mods very good

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    great RPG

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You going get your ass handed to you a lot
    >watch guides on YouTube. It can help you alot

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Traditional white man - the game

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    difficultly curve. it starts out hard, but gets easier once you train Henry in combat.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the main character's eyes are too far apart and it makes him look like a monkey
    doesn't help that during dialogue it regularly cuts to him looking utterly gormless
    very hard to keep a straight face

    I started playing it very recently too, taken a break from it a little bit after the title drop (which is like two or three hours in)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the main character's eyes are too far apart and it makes him look like a monkey
      >doesn't help that during dialogue it regularly cuts to him looking utterly gormless
      so it's an authentic medieval peasant simulator

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Henry's come to see us!

    Also, extremely immersive and fun game, Oblivion made right in modern day. Just get a mod to save anywhere

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    you just got meme'd, congratulations on yet another purchase you will play for an hour and never play again

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've played it and 100% the game. I wanted more after the ending. you have shit taste, and probably like assassins creed shit.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Henrybros... what is this?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Built for BCC

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >let her get raped by Cumans
      >go on a date with her dressed as a Cuman
      Henry is such a prankster

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    An excellent game but they really missed the opportunity for redpills on israeli history and the ability to rouse a justified pogrom as part of a quest line. Not that I blame them

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    JESUS CHRIST BE PRAISED, HENRY'S COME TO SEE US

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's really good. Right on the edge of "immersive sim," but doesn't go all the way and lets you have some gamey fun. I'd put it next to Cyberpunk not for content or delivery style but for "games with enough polish in them (no pun intended) to be worth keeping installed."

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Afaik, eurojank
    At least, you killed on more troony/homo/woman/whatever with buying that game

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What should I expect
    kino

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe I'll reinstall and update to finally play it since AC6 pvp is a whole load of horse shit and can't keep me hooked.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      stealth armored core thread hijack?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Armored Core, both thread and game, won't need any inputs from my part to be ruined. Devs are doing a fine job themselves.
        Also following me around and watching me 24/7 like the mad troon you are won't change anything.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          what the frick are you talking about

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What should I expect?
    Expect to grind stats to the max if you want combat to work for you.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >never quite get the hang of the combat system
    >just use my mace to hit people in the head, and push them around with brute force
    >it's not pretty but it keeps working and I'm outfitted in the best armor I can buy

    Once a blacksmith's son always a blacksmith's son

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cracking the top of people's head with a mace was top tier content.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      pure norf bohemian

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >blacksmith's son

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the man raised Henry, taught him his trade, fed him, clothed him, loved him like he was his own

        Henry's a blacksmith's son

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          it ain't me
          it ain't meeee

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're the devils son!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just use my mace to hit people in the head
      >outfitted in the best armor I can buy

      >a knight in full plate running around bonking people on the head in exactly the same way over and over, and they just have no answer to it

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bugs and glitches.

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What should I expect?
    A vomit-inducing camera, frustrating combat (to begin with) and full points into flower picking

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the early characters Captain Bernard is going to offer you training, you should train with him as often as you can, also learn and master the swordsmanship moves.

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to adventure with my bro Capon in the sequel brehs

    gonna be kino

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're feeling kinda hungry and you can't read.

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very very very fricking slow beginning but its great once you get past that

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