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>kino of the highest order blocks your path
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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHOW ME THE CHAMPION OF LIGHT

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      AND I'LL SHOW YOU THE HERALD OF DARKNESS

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        LOST IN A NEVER ENDING NIGHT

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    dude is that a fricking epic wacky cutscene

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was nice enjoying this in game knowing that when I check Ganker it would be
    >REEEEEE FUN DETECTED FUN DETECTED I HATE FUN I HATE FUN CALL IT CRING QUICK QUICK QUICK
    bunch of jaded fricking morons lmao

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      FUN DETECTED FUN DETECTED
      words never said by anyone when it comes to a single "interactive" part of reddit wake 2

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        post playtime
        nah no need I already know you didnt play it anon lmao imagine having jaded fricks on Ganker make an opinion for you
        fricking embarassin

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go have a nice day moronic drone. The actual "play" time in there is roughly 10 minutes btw

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            why lie ? the game has even less cutscenes than Control, which already had barely any

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I dont give a shit about how much of its actual "cutscenes". 99% of the fricking "play" time is holding forwards and listening to shit, or clicking X in the menu to listen to shit, or holding forwards to click X on some fricking object so you can hold backwards and press X on the thing it obviously fricking belongs in so you get to hold forwards again towards the next audiolog where a character says NIGHTINGALE...NIGHTINGALES HEART...THE DARK PLACE...ITS AN OCEAN...DID I WRITE THIS ALREADY? IS THE STORY ALREADY WRITTEN? AM I SIMPLY IN THE STORY? WHO IS MR SCRATCH? WAS I WALKING IN CIRCLES? THE DARK PLACE WOULDNT LET ME LEAVE...I HAD TO GET OUT. OUT OF THE DARK PLACE. OUT OF THE SHITTY GAME. WHERE IS THE EXIT? I WAS RUNNING IN CIRCLES. THE DARKNESS WAS EATING ME ALIVE. MURDER SCENE. WAS HE ALREADY DEAD? WHO WAS THE MURDERER? WHY WAS I HERE? WHY DID THE DARK PLACE WANT ME TO GO HERE?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Another turdie loses his mind over Remedy kino. Sad.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe but it has a lot of 'interactive' exposition scene, where you fiddle with things a bit while someone is talking or you wait looking at an echo or you look at videos of Alice or you arrange your board in the mind room.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Glad you’re at least being honest about being a homosexual contrarian that only pretends to like a game just to “troll” Ganker

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >going against Ganker is contrarianism
        the majority of people aren't joyless homosexuals and actually like the game anon, Ganker is the contrarian in this situation

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes youre a jaded fricking troon, your op clearly demonstrates that. Cry moar and kys dickless c**t.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kneel.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that the funny face dude? Pog!

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never seen any gameplay posted from this game

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is none

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone could do that, then you would complain about people shilling the game to you.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      We don’t use the word “gameplay” here

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a survival horror game. It has comparable gameplay to RE2 remake but with a dodge button. Pacing of the game is closer to older Silent Hill (focus on exploration and puzzles, combat is secondary to maintain tension).
      If you play on hard it’s possible to actually die, unlike Silent Hill.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Youve never played a single survival horror game in your entire life, including demake 2. Go have a nice day drone

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Silent hill 2 on hard sometimes can be hard af and you'll die

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only with a couple pyramid head encounters, the combat is still absolutely piss easy even on the hardest difficulty. However those pyramid head encounters can be infuriating. Specifically the ones where it's chasing you and Maria and the final battle where they take an insane amount of damage to kill.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        On Normal they give you a lot of resources you won't have to use.
        On Hard, it's still fairly generous with resources, but on parts like the Poet's Cinema and the surrounding alleyways there's a lot of shadow enemies and Alan is lower on ammo, so avoiding enemy confrontations is preferable there in the latter half of the game.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the music video is literally a gameplay section and you would know that if you homosexuals had actually played or watched it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gameplay? It has about as much gameplay as a gotcha game. You buy it, it shows flashing lights, and then it asks for more money.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i gotchu senpai

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do they pay you to reply 2 hours late or are you underperforming

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are blurry people supposed to be a frightening enemy?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those blurry frickers scared me more times than any enemy in the RE series with the possible exception of regenerators.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >0:50 reveals it's in Story mode
        >names file Hard Mode

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does the flashlight gimmick not work here?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      good

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't it strange how all the shit games spammed here never have gameplay posted

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the case with Baldur's Gate 3 as well. Hundreds of gameplay threads, zero gameplay webms. I have literally no clue what the game actually plays like, but I'm very familiar with all the women in it. and Ganker pretends it hates movie games, bunch of posers you lot are

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Matt Porretta and Ilkka should have been nominated

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this shithole hates it, it must be amazing

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This was the coolest shit I've ever seen in a video game and I hate musicals.

      Easily the best game of the year, one of my favorites of all time. I haven't enjoyed a game this much in years. I didn't really get Control but I loved AW1 at the time, never replayed it but I'm going to soon.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Easily the best game of the year, one of my favorites of all time.

        I like the game. But I've only played through all of Saga's sections. The one Alan section I played was really nice so I expect the game to get kino in his parts.

        My guess based on my playthroughs of Control And Alan Wake 2 is this:

        Control to me was a game of unbelievable potential, that I ended up calling an 8.5.

        After playing Saga's sections I came to the conclusion that I'd call hers an 8.5

        But that doesn't make sense to me, because in my opinion Saga's gunplay and encounters are 10 TIMES better than Control's they're simple much more tightly designed even if imperfect.

        So I've reduced Control to an 8/10 until something later in the game changes in my mind, which I REALLY don't see happening. But I can DEFINITELY see it with Alan's sections.

        My guess is that Alan's sections will be a 9.5/10 based on my first impressions. The shadow enemies are REALLY well designed, and the descriptions of some of the later levels you meet them in sounds like survival horror PEAK. Not just kino, but legit best survival horror ever.

        If I do the calculations and put those two ratings together, it should be a 9/10.

        Honestly. I don't want to talk anymore because Ganker doesn't deserve good discussion, but the combat is like 2 or 3 tweaks away from being better than RE2Remake and maybe even possibly RE4/Remake for me.

        I just hope the rest of the Alan sections don't disappoint, because somebody said there's no more puzzles after the very first Alan part, but I also remember that somebody said BG3 has good puzzles to be contrarian against Alan Wake 2 and recently learned that was a fricking lie, so Ganker is really fricking stupid.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I cant tell if this is some le epic attentionprostitute troll at this stage, or if this was written by chatgpt. If neither is the case, hopefully you get killed soon

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't bother. It's just a really narcissistic autistic zoomer with ADHD.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              There's this one butthole who always posts in these threads. It's the Alan Wake schizoposter. He's primarily known for his bizarre narcissistic rants where he's always wrongly invoking logical fallacies, saying he's the only person capable of reason, and always ending his posts lamenting how shit Ganker is but he has nowhere else to go. This is only one of his shticks though, he has about 3 different shitpost routines he uses every time he wanders into a thread

              I know who it is, I was mainly questioning the fact that it cant be real anymore at this stage especially since the moronic autist apparently hasnt even completed the pile of shit he spends every second desperately defending on his least favorite forum on the internet

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's this one butthole who always posts in these threads. It's the Alan Wake schizoposter. He's primarily known for his bizarre narcissistic rants where he's always wrongly invoking logical fallacies, saying he's the only person capable of reason, and always ending his posts lamenting how shit Ganker is but he has nowhere else to go. This is only one of his shticks though, he has about 3 different shitpost routines he uses every time he wanders into a thread

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Its the phantom of 'modern' marketing who lurks in the shadows of AW threads. Some say he's from the darkest corners of India, while others think hes dwelling in the basements of Sweet Babie Inc. Most likely we'll never know his origin, but if you put your ears close enough to the screen, you can hear his never ending autistic screeching.
            The legend says, if you stand in front of the mirror and say "AWII sucks" three times, he pops up behind you and registers to Epic Games in your name...

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >western "humor"

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Feels so good to not know what that is

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that max Payne on the left

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alex Casey. A New York detective who's in a book series that Alan created, his family died and he has bad luck with women... so yeah Max Payne.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t tell if this is real people or an actual cgi cutscene

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is the context in game for this goofy dance that keeps getting posted

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the talkshow sudio in the Dark Place, Alan witnesses a campy show/sort of mockery of his journey and struggles. But it's also uplifting in some views.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks

        do you recommend?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ganker hates it which means it's ludo kino of the highest order.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          In general, yes. But Alan's parts are the best.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game is kino, cry about it chud

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked alan wake and alan wake's american nightmare, I do not care about the protagonist being switched up. will I like this game?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a lot more about atmosphere and less about bird mobs attacking you every few minutes, so there can be long stretches where the only tension is MAYBE you'll be attacked, but yeah I enjoyed it a lot.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        On hard the enemies actually pose a threat and are huge resource drains so you want to avoid them if possible. They are not mechanically complex or fun to fight but they do add to the tension.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ugly Art = Ugly Game = Do not Play

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would be fun if it turned into a rhythm minigame instead of just being a movie clip.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Musical was fun, but putting a short movie inside the game, now that's some KINO

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >some white people account for all white people
    I hate it when people like you think your posts matter at all. And yes, by that same account, I get that not all black people are accusing everyone else of not dumping half a pound of Lawry's onto everything, but you get my point.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Sees the pinnacle of edibles
    >Immediately thinks of wiener
    Typical black man. I feel sorry for your buck broken race at this point.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sheeeeeeit, you don't eat chitlins? Granny loves her some pork rinds.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where is the video game?

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE THE FRICK IS THE ACTUAL VIDEO GAME?

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised it got so many nominations, especially the goty one
    I thought it was soulful and decent but not on par with other games. I thought lies of P would sneak in instead

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is videogames board, take your badly written b-movie back to Ganker

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disregard because Black person bullshit.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I see nothing but a vast landscape full of future doctors and programmers :^)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nigerian immigrants are actually more likely to be doctors and programmers than the native population

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        While I get your argument, I also want you to think about the selectivity of actual legal immigrants and why that is.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not all legal immigrants are likely to go into high paying professions. There is a difference depending on their country of origin.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    According to Sam, he had to push really hard this scene because producers wanted to cut it, they didn't find it reasonable.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Piracy does not effect game sales negatively
    I hear this a lot and I kinda agree but...
    Can you prove it Ganker?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean only by using myself as an example, I've tried out a couple of games by pirating them first. Games that I've been interested in but unable to pirate due to DRM, I've largely chosen to ignore. I also bought Slay the Princess recently simply because the devs urged people to pirate it rather than watch youtubers play it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure, here's a 300 page government-funded study on it.
      https://cdn.netzpolitik.org/wp-upload/2017/09/displacement_study.pdf
      >For games, the estimated effect of illegal online transactions on sales is positive because only free games are more likely displaced by online copyright infringements than not. The overall estimate is 24 extra legal transactions (including free games) for every 100 online copyright infringements.
      >The positive effect of illegal downloads and streams on the sales of games may be explained by players getting hooked and then paying to play the game with extra bonuses or at extra levels.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is such an extreme extrapolation. Right there it says it only helps sales with "free games" which the study describes as shit like flash games or gacha and thus there is no "sale" to be affected. That study does not say "piracy doesn't affect game sales." Here's the closest thing it says
        >people have a highest willing to pay amount
        >a proportion of people with that budget, will not under any circumstances go above it
        >if they can't pirate, they just ignore the game
        This is like what happens with Denovo. Game is uncracked, game is full price which is too much for NEET, they don't play the game. That's all the study says. In fact, the study doesn't talk about normal games, AT ALL. It only talks about shit like miniclip and OnLive. It's not talking about normal games, AT ALL.

        And it also says it has significantly negative impact for films, though I don't give a frick about movies.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I promise I weigh less than you.
    >he thinks I eat the sneed oils
    Dumbshit changposter

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was the song the influence of the real band after they entered the dark place at the end of the game? Remember that time is irrelevant in this game.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    idk man I'd have to really be a fricking homosexual loser to play this game

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he says while posting aislop

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had to put that shit on mute. How do they expect me to solve those puzzles w/ heavy metal blasting in my ears

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You have an American worldview. Trust a braindead racist not to have any self awareness.

    >he says while posting aislop

    That's the entire fricking point, you dumb c**t.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >American
      >racist
      If they were racist they wouldn't tolerate your monkey antics dumb Black person.
      They show more benevolence to you apes than you deserve.

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The actors for Alan and Mr Door haver better singing voices than Yong.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yong?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He doesn't know
        It's better that you don't.
        >But I do
        No, you really do not. I mean, you'll probably come across it eventually if you like Yakuza/Like a Dragon in any fashion.

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's fricking kino tho

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cringe
    Fricking embarassing
    Dancing is cringe normie shit

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    favorite part of the game?
    Mine's probably Alan in the hotel

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw when I realize that half the reason conversations about this game are so shit is because even the people that like the game barely understand it, and just liked all the flashy unexpected set pieces.

    this game will never have good indepth discussion.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw
      >doesn't post hfw
      Burn in hell.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's because it's pretty much impossible to form a consensus agreement of what happens in the story. Depending on the perspective you take you can have wildly different interpretations, unlike the first game where there was room for variation, but you could get consensus agreement on the basic story beats

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not even just that. Just the statements about the gameplay and level design too are so fricking shallow. It's literally either "The gameplay is shit and mediocre lmao!" or "Wow, I liked this level cuz spoopy"

        It's like nobody's actually saying ANYTHING at all about the actual game. Everyone is just communicating their moronic arbitrary perception of it. So nothing can actually be talked about. This is the case with the story too to some degree, but I'd argue it happens a lot less than gameplay.

        There's A LOT to talk about regarding this game. ALOT regarding both story AND GAMEPLAY. Just the general way in which things fit together and what type of experiences they give rise too. So much more interesting things could be said. But 90% of the times its "WOW! this cool musical moment was kino!" or "Moviegame! lmaoooo! I'm not a reductive moron with zero self awareness!"

        It's weird because somehow both of them feel like shitposts. Like they're both trying to anger the other side by giving such shallow opinions on the game. Both feel superficial, both feel worthless...

        But *sigh* I've been on this shit board long enough to know that I'm the only one (not literally) that cares about these kind of little nuances. I'm so tired of this place man. I wish so desperately that I could just find some place to leave to, because I really hate wasting my time in here writing lengthy posts just to get the most disingenuous garbage responses.

        And to prove simultaneously how predictable and not predictable this place is. Inb4 somebody responds with a mindless "genuine" response of "you should try reddit" because they're too moronic to realize how my type of criticism applies to places like reddit too.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just make a video essay already, jesus christ

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Just make a video essay already

            have you not seen the views on Alan Wake 2 videos??? this game was never going to be broad appealing, no matter how much Ganker calls it a triple A Sony moviegame exactly like TLOU because Ganker isn't smart enough to ever see beyond the surface level.

            if there's going to be no meaningful difference between the reception to what I say here and on YouTube, especially when my criticism is about general perception of the game and will therefore need to reach a general amount of people to mean anything...then theres no point at all. especially when I'm in school

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              There's autists that make essays on games that have been only seen once in the toilet stall of a japanese arcade. You know why? Because they genuinely enjoy talking about that shit. If what you want is validation for your cool opinions then what the frick are you even doing on Ganker lmao

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Ganker isn't smart enough to ever see beyond the surface level
              I agree, you are definitely too intelligent for a low level scum of a board like this. You should hang out with heavy hitters at reddit,

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >absolutely awareness void
                >doesn't even realize it even when it's been spelled out prior for him

                lmao...it's almost pathetic. I'm talking to actual animals here.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Ganker isn't smart enough
              >anon still makes rudimentary mistakes with contractions

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've yet to play the game because I'm still finishing up the first game but I'm with you, Remedy always delivers great games that Ganker does nothing but shitpost about.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Alan Wake schizo posts again

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >*sigh*
          Well first off you should have a nice day immediately
          Second off, you haven't tried to start a discussion. You're shitposting in the exact same way you're lamenting about in your post, just in another direction.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stop engaging with this schizo, he enters every thread about AW to shit it up with his schizo rants about how the board isn't good enough for him.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Second off, you haven't tried to start a discussion.

            >ALOT regarding both story AND GAMEPLAY
            >AND GAMEPLAY
            Lol yeah okay. Please tell the class how the gun-play and puzzle solving is anything beyond serviceable.

            >Lol yeah okay. Please tell the class how the gun-play and puzzle solving is anything beyond serviceable.

            you know. these posts mirror eachother very clearly.

            they highlight the conceit that underpins Ganker. The fact that both of these statements are made at all, after EVERYTHING I said, shows SUCH a lack of how do I say this...such a lack of critical thinking and keen awareness that it's almost depressing how predictable they are, and how correct I am. no matter how much, a statement is made, a truth is pointed to, or a reality is highlighted. people, especially people on here, simply cannot escape a predictable character of shallowness and thoughtlessness. A desire to "be right" to "get an own" to "dub wrong" rather than to actually be true.

            I am wasting my time. But I will waste my time in my own way, since whatever I could say. I already know to be largely meaningless because there are more stupid people than not. And this board isn't a gathering place for the nots.

            I wonder if you can realize the flaw of your responses if I just give and highlight one word:

            [presumptive].

            and then I wonder If you can figure out, what it would take for me to elaborate on anything I initially said about the depth of discussion that could be had, if I just give and highlight one more word:

            [inquisitive].

            good luck. in the meantime, adieu.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ALOT regarding both story AND GAMEPLAY
          >AND GAMEPLAY
          Lol yeah okay. Please tell the class how the gun-play and puzzle solving is anything beyond serviceable.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >*sigh*
          have a nice day, autist.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            *grabs you by the throat*
            BACK THE FRICK OFF?!!?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this game will never have good in depth discussion
      On the contrary, the longer people will spend with the game the more will be uncovered about its complexity. AW was already more complex than the average game alternatively and that's saying something because on the surface it didn't seem like it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This part is a great filter for people who are miserable.

      There's a shitton of little clues sprinkled around the game for autists to find. I've been watching replays of the game and keep seeing shit i missed on my playthrough. Game is obviously heavily setup for DLC's though.

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody explain the context of this. I didn't like the first AW so will probably never play 2.

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    10/10 soundtrack, almost all of the chapter songs were bangers too.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just like AW1. Every single song in that game is a banger.

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I listened this song on repeat today

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alan Wake was my gateway drug for poets of the fall

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I KEEP YOU WITH ME THROUGH THE DARKEST NIGHT

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    have a nice day schizo

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      aw2 is a movie albeit

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So was this from an earlier loop, before AW2 starts?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't this the same scene that we see Jesse in the TV? They hadn't made the new models yet obviously

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's what I thought too, and the conversation is similar but there are some differences. The fact that the story loops with subtle changes gives me the impression that both conversations technically happened.

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      man they must have had so much fun making this game

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      man i wish lance hadn't died, he would've loved doing this shit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kino of the highest order
      If you're into Bollywood, AWII is definitely right down your alley.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bollywood shit has done more interesting stuff with film than the vast majority of Hollywood for around 30-40 years.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on who you are I guess. But they are definitely almost indistinguishable from each other at this point in time...

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Godammit every time I think Sam Lake has had an original idea somebody always links to a piece of media he's straight ripped it from

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You thought Sam Lake invented musicals?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You think all musicals have to look like that?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Look like what? gays dancing and singing? Yeah

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >HBO invested choreographed dance sequences
          Anon, I...

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah lol it's really obvious, he also admits to watching normie shit so there's no way he didn't rip it off

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        KINO

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alan Woke Go Broke

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they've been nominated for game of the year

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    OMG IS THAT LE HECKIN' RANDOM MUSICAL NUMBER???? KINO11!!!!!!!!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not really random. It's part of Mr. Door's agenda. And it's also satirizing Alan's life, successes, and failures. It also tries calling him out for being a bit of a hack writer.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It woulda been better if he was just shittalking him the whole time and the audience was laughing at him, making it actually seem fricked

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, Alan did sell a lot of books, even if his writing was canonically very average. But the song still subtly takes jabs at him here and there.

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely don't understand the hype around this game. All people post is lyrics to that song and it isn't even very good.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its babby first quirky game

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a really good game made with care and passion

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The sensitivity-commissars infused it with passion for sure.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Show him the Champion of Light? He'll show you the Herald of Darkness.

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The song is good but Ashtray Maze is way better.

    Can't believe people jerked off this scene so mich when I finally played it.

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A bollywood dance? Man this outsourcing shit has gone too far.

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this autistic aw2 schizo
    >even if I like the game he'll still write walls of text at me for NOT liking it correctly

    I feel sorry for Alan Wake gays having this resident tard ruin every thread.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao this guy is actually insane. I don't know where the frick he came from because I never saw this schizo in any other AW thread before.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dont even go in alan wake threads hardly and I saw him making a thread asking about why doomposters doompost and make disingenuous webms
        Then I went in a thread asking if the combat was good and he wrote a huge wall of text sarcastically saying it was bad
        Some anons are just so distinct you can learn to recognize them in only a couple posts

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If this is OC then it's fricking great, well meme'd anon!

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >makes another fricking mistake
    You're really showing me how smart you are, anon.

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody actually played this game. There are threads for this game every day but people always post the same exact screenshots taken on the same machine. Could it be a good game? Possibly, but nobody will ever know because no human being has played it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, tried it, it was tedious and boring, with the kind of writing that likes to huff its own farts. The environment looked good though, but its just feels wasted for this story.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's a new one (taken in hdr, compressed down to a shitty 8-bit jpg so it probably looks fricked). I thought the black chick would suck but she's alright and having her with Casey is great. Her levels are also a nice change of pace after dealing with Alan's levels. I preferred Alan's but it was a nice break when they did happen.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >probably looks fricked
        Yeha, it does. Thanks for taking the time anyways.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        when is this? is it at the end of the game? I just got to the end game cauldron lake of Saga's part so I'm guessing it is cuz I haven't seen it yet. Your thing about her levels being a "nice change of pace" has made me regretted doing all her levels first now because I DO remember Alan's levels feeling very tense and exhausting.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's near the end but it doesn't spoil anything.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        can we go W I D E R ?

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that frickin morbius

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if Ganker hates it, that means it's probably good

    Took me a while to accept that 99% of you guys are moronic, I thought it was like 50%.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if Ganker hates it, that means it's probably good
      this has never ever actually been the case even a single time

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>if Ganker hates it, that means it's probably good
      /v/'s opinion is literally worthless because they hate every single game, good or bad. I don't think there's any board on Ganker that hates their namesake so much, even Ganker actually talks about movies.

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >male protagonist gets shit on to elevate the New Super For Real Heroine
    >entire musical number about how she's the Champion of Light
    >Alan's attempts to fight the darkness are ultimately pointless so he has to write a sheboon in to do it

    It's cringe of the highest order. Same shit they do with modern movie properties. Don't know why people are defending it.

    t. loved the original

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      musical number about how she's the Champion of Light
      Are you moronic?
      You do realize the musical number is entirely about Alan Wake, right? It's a recap of his story.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, I was high for 70% of my playthrough, the musical wasn't about Saga.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's not in this scene at all.
      Alan is intended to be the Champion of the Light and it's a recap of his life's story.

  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Saga gets nominated for the game awards instead of Alan

    Tells you everything you need to know really
    Journos at this slop up because of the sheboon

  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game is the best example of less is more than I can think of. It didn't need to be any more than AW1 was, just running through the woods shooting dudes with the occasional set piece. Everything they added to AW2 that strays from those is unbearably fricking tedious, the mind place, the writers board, the open world checkmark shit, the puzzles, whoever thought they were necessary should be shot.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cue the mostly chat-gpt generated wall of text about Ganker being dumb, and how the mind place is the best thing since sliced bread.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The puzzles are actually an improvement over the light stashes from AW1 IMO but they feel kind of pointless at the same time.
      >don't need the extra supplies because enemies are pretty sparse on the main path and will never test the limits of your resource management
      >going off the main path to find puzzles and supplies is the only way you encounter decent numbers of enemies to use the extra supplies on
      It's kinda pointless really.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did them all and the lighthouse was bugged for me, it never dropped the key. I got the achievement for doing it and everything, I guess it's a known bug too lmao.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that bug is known, also there's one for the inventory upgrade you get from the stash not working too for some people. Can't believe the number of bugs in this game. They're patching them out bit by bit but at launch it was a real mess.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's buggy but it's not that bad, probably should have delayed it but it's mostly minor technical stuff. The memory leak thing on PC was the only other one I had but I guess nvidia fixed that today in the latest driver.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah it really is that bad. At launch the game-breaking bugs were in the double figures, now there are only a few but it's like 3 weeks since release, it's embarrassing to even have any game breakers at this point.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I had a breaking bug at the start of the game that caused the whole world to disappear when I exited the mind place after a certain point, softlocking me. Had to restart from the beginning to fix it, kind of dampened the experience.
              Aside from that, there was Alex Casey's walk animations getting messed up and wolf pathfinding being broken, and one of the swimmer enemies going permanently immobile while "submerged".

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The problem is that they BARELY tried to expand the light mechanics.

        Like all we got was Alan getting a lightbulb ability. What a waste. You'd think with an improved engine and hardware, they'd be able leverage more interesting light vs dark based setpieces or puzzles.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hopefully they really experiment with the dlc.

  61. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    anybody have a pic of the electric amps cult stash puzzle? I didn't like Saga's sections as much and I hate collectibles/optional shit in games generally so I didn't bother to go exploring anymore after the nursing home

  62. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Koskela Brothers need a spinoff game or something.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was impressed by the facial animation of the one on the left, he's very lifelike. Huge improvement since Control

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      A Bright Falls Tycoon would be goofy as frick but I'd play it.

  63. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >live action cutscenes
    it's not 2013 anymore

  64. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    highly disagree.

    nothing changes for alan between the end of alan wake 1 and the end of alan wake2.

    you can remove the whole of alan wake 2 and not know something happened.

    the character alan wake doesnt actually do anything important or solve anything by himself. its saga or alice that just puppet him to pay the man tax again.

    this game was obviously there to dump alan as the real protagonist and prop up super special black woman instead.

    for fricks sake, alan is a professional, successful writer and he couldnt write himself out of a shoebox but super special black woman say 2 words and everything works.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      there will be posters like this that will exist en masse and spiel dogshit constantly across dozens of threads but anons will get mad for one anon calling them out as contributing to or enabling dogshit like this due to these threads having no standard of discussion or no genuine people eagerly discussing the game in depth to filter out the morons.

      I already realized what it was. What was really going on. It's actually fairly clever. But at the same time doesn't deserve much credit when I'm the only one fighting for a standard.

      Basically what's happened, is that the butthurt "muh feelings" shitposters have collectively gotten together to obsess over and single out a single poster to shift the focus away from the shitposters and dumb all their moronic adhoms on because Ganker is a shallow place that only thinks in narratives, and the narrative of "autist, schizo, types like reddit" is stronger than shitposters ruining threads because it's a place that exists just to be contrarian and everyone else that occupies the board doesn't care about it enough either to do anything.

      Not to mention the amount of poison in the well that needs to be filtered.

      I'll simply keep pointing it out until I feel satisfied, because all the responses I'll get will continue to be predictably shallow. If the threads are going to be shit regardless, and people genuinely so mentally ill that they're are deliberately looking out for a random single poster to talk about like highscool girls while calling that poster mentally ill names...doesn't ring as ironic to them. Then I have no reason to back down and be scared. Just until I get bored. I'm right and that's all that matters *yawn*

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >*yawn*

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I already realized what it was. What was really going on. It's actually fairly clever. But at the same time doesn't deserve much credit when I'm the only one fighting for a standard.
        He's roleplaying as Alan now.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        100% didn't read. You're gay and moronic.

  65. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a game or a movie? I don't think I've seen any gameplay from this shit

  66. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same energy

  67. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many Words of Power are there total on Alan's side of the story? I found 29.
    Also is one of the rhymes supposed to give a lighthouse key?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Words of Power
      Wrong game dude, that's Skyrim

  68. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anything else leak for the DLC

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >for the DLC

      when is it anyway?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

  69. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sweet Baby's influence ruined any chance this game's narrative had at being good.
    Remedy's failure/refusal to get a fallback rendering system and relying on mesh shader hacks serves to indicate how incompetent they are as developers, which is a fricking shame because Max Payne 1&2 are great and Control is a great time as well.

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