>It's sarcasm, due to the Immense majority of Elves living on the island >As 50% of the population of Vvardenfell is Dark Elf and about another 10% elves of other kinds the place is actually crawling with elves. Presumably in days of old Skyrim had no elves and to see one was quite an experience.
>Skooma is divine LSD made from crystalized moondust >corrupted Hist Sap is PCP/Angel Dust when its consumed by non-argonians >Sleeping Tree Sap is a Skyrim adapted variant of the Hist that fell from the flying city of Umbriel
who can it be now?
OH FRICK IT'S THE COPS
FLUSH THE SKOOMA
>FLUSH THE SKOOMA
This one advises against such rash actions.....
*skulls the whole batch in one go*
hypothetically what would happen to an individual doing that
Crash to desktop
you would go to the moon
they go to the moon
>Man
Dead
>Mer
Also dead
>Khajiit
His eyes will become Masser and Secunda for a brief moment before he achieves CHIM
A single step forward would either cause a game crash or you teleporting from Vivec to Balmora.
you become radical larry
cliffracer fly so high
>oblivion has no sou-
Oh, Oblivion has a shitton of soul. It's just a bad game.
This one has coin, to share your prize with yes?
hold on a sec, this one looks weird
which one of the 16 subtypes is he supposed to be?
No
We needed that skooma, Karen!!
Heh
>SLAVERY GOOD
>SKOOMA BAD
Imperials don't believe in slavery either
I don't wanna do this but we gotta dump the skooma
>he bought?
>doomp eet
>doomp
There's not enough time, we need to smoke it all, right now!
IMPERIAL LEGION, OPEN UP!
No one's home, come back tomorrow.
why arent you at your post
Give me 1000 septims.
A-a 1000 more?
UP IN THE CORNER CLUB
sloads
Halt
Halt
Halt Ha- Hal Hal HaltHa Halt Halt Halt
Halt Hal
Ha Halt Halt
*sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiff*
these type of images are always lulzy, remnants of an older Ganker
Seen any elves?
HAHAHAH
Literally what did they mean by this?
basically imagine if a kkk member went to africa and asked some random guy "seen any nigs?"
>It's sarcasm, due to the Immense majority of Elves living on the island
>As 50% of the population of Vvardenfell is Dark Elf and about another 10% elves of other kinds the place is actually crawling with elves. Presumably in days of old Skyrim had no elves and to see one was quite an experience.
DO YOU HAVE A WARRANT?
AM I BEING DETAINED?
GUYS HALP, HE'S AT MY DOOR!
there should be more cat drugs in elder scrolls
>Skooma is divine LSD made from crystalized moondust
>corrupted Hist Sap is PCP/Angel Dust when its consumed by non-argonians
>Sleeping Tree Sap is a Skyrim adapted variant of the Hist that fell from the flying city of Umbriel
YOU'VE FINALLY ARRIVED, BUT OUR RECORDS DON'T SHOW FROM WHERE
up in the club
Boa tarde, Amigos
>Skyrim Skooma
>restores 25 stamina
FRICK IMPERIALS
*rubs magnets on a pile of tomes labeled "freshly hatched Argonians"*
>Troonwind