you fricking moronic secondary MGS has always been silly
roller blading fat man named FAT MAN whose schtick is bombs
gay vampire nanomachines man
I need scissors 61
*taps headband* "Infinite ammo*
naked raiden backflipping
raiden crotch grab
volgin crotch grab
old man sniper you can beat by setting the clock forward so he dies of old age
spooky ghost river
the entirety of MGS4
Hell there was goofy shit even in the first death stranding with heartman dying every few minutes during his cutscenes and other fricking shit
you are a moronic secondary, you have never played a metal gear solid game in your fricking life, you have never played a Kojima game in your fricking life, you are making up moronic arguments
The world would benefit greatly if you killed yourself
>and the fact you destroy the metal gear REX because a otaku though that every mecha need a weakness
I can't take it anymore, so much soul. Why is Kojima hated again?
You re right but Id rather have this moronic shit than nothing. You may complain that Kojima doesn't keep making other metal gear solkid games but we have 5 already and anyway MGS V didnt seem much like the earlier ones so its probably for the better that it stops there.
No he isn't zoomer. The MGS franchise was silly but cool. This is just fricking moronic
>This is fricking moronic
So the Metal Gear Solid franchise then. >LIQUID LIVES ON; IN THIS ARM!!!! >etc.
If you don't like the moronic shit of EITHER one, can you say you're a Kojimbo?
This. It's so funny homosexuals always complain about having to play the same shit over and over again and when an absolute genius like kojima comes around and shows them a whole new world they are like "nah wtf is this? this is too far" FRICK YOU!
They didn't refuse to do it, they actually did it after he said he was fine if half the players stopped playing there
But when they tested it and nobody could find The End for hours it turned out it was a fricking awful idea and literally everyone hated it
You could actually kill the end if you moved the date foward on your ps2, no joke. See this is just one of those mindblowing things zoomers will never understand and know cause they didn't play his previous games, they just like to call him a hack for no reason at all. God im so glad i got to experience his games on day 1. What an unforgettable experience that was
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>He wanted the fight against the End to be 2-3 weeks real time. All of his programmers refused to do it and thought he was an idiot. >That is the sort of crap you would get if he was allowed free reign
But it wasn't put through.
Not too uncommon that you want to make sure you're not surrounded by Yes Men, so that they can filter the shit from you that is TOO far out there.
George Lucas lost the people who went against his shit, and things got weird in the prequels.
Disney ones are obviously terrible as well, but for different reasons than what happened in the prequels.
That sounds kino - not every game has to be the same. You can be experiemental. You can be an auteur. You don’t have to like every game that comes out you know, anon. Not everything has to be “for” you.
That would be outstanding, especially if you could lose and have to start the game again. The final fight was so disappointing compared to the premise.
This, Kojima's goofy ass is why I keep coming back to his games. Same reason I play SWERY and Suda51's games, its the goofy, stupid silly shit that I love.
I always saw him as a sort of George Lucas, great when he someone limiting his more eccentric impulses but gaudy and directionless without any sort of oversight. Death Stranding is just a bunch of weird bullshit for the sake of weird bullshit truncated by tedious gameplay. Sure, it looks cool on the surface level but it has no real depth beyond a random stringing along a bunch of 2deep4u bullshit. Don't even get me started on how it seems like he'd rather be a film director than a video game director at this point.
Because when i post that Higgs is stupid i get 5 anons saying NUH HUH then i post that it's stupid again and they say i hate the game or something, then i post that Higgs is stupid and they say nuh huuh and then we're at 200 replies and your thread's fricked so i post that Higgs is stupid and anons say i'm stupid so i post that they're stupid.
he lost it when he literally killed gaming >what if we make video game but it's a movie >yes only 2-3 hours of gameplay but double that in cutscenes and bakctracking and conversations. >I call it: metal gear shit: a movie in a video game
Exactly, looks like zoomer homosexuals don't even know how batshit insane the Metal Gear series was but suddenly a guitar shooting lightning is too far? You Black folk have seen NOTHING about kojima games when you already cry about this
Yeah because a guy like kojima would ever play this trash GTFO. He feeds his brain with tje most interesting stuff, reads and watches the most no name books and movies, he barely plays any other video games and sleeps only 4 hours per day to be most productive
Kojima is such a smart dude, really. He knows exactly how the world will evolve and so he put a troony in a very small game so in 10 years homosexual woke leftist can't shit at his door and cry "EVERY DEVELOPER IS LGBTASIFJOIWQA FRIENDLY WHERE IS YOUR SUPPORT KOJIMAAAAA WAAAH WAAAH???" That guy is an absolute genius. Btw. im dead serious, not sarcasm
>Kojima has officially lost it.
Have you forgotten the early game where the solution to the boss is to plug your controller into the 2nd player slot, so the boss "can't read your mind"?
it's because kojima productions is the only dev who makes it actually look good, no other developers seems to get it right. In all other games face scanning real people looks like shit but not in kojima's games. It's wild how far these other devs are behind. That's why naughty dog literally takes FOREVER to come out with their games cause they have to animate everything from scratch
I don't mind him being painted, goes well in conjunction with the rest of his design. What I don't like is him being painted in a way that resembles the joker specifically so much. And no, I'm not saying it was intentionally ripping off or referencing the joker, it just happens to resemble him too much. I'd change it around so that he's still painted but in a different manner.
I honestly was reminded of KISS first and foremost. The guitar made that link for me. I think Kojimbo is a Bowie fan too so it might be a nod to Ziggy Stardust?
Dunno, the two lines on each side of his mouth (or is it just a really wide mouth line?) coupled with the pale face are what I find an issue with. The tears/ruined makeup thing is a bit overplayed imo, but it's whatever.
that guy looks swell hopefully he does not get into legal trouble for screwing underage girls
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was never a thing
he was killed on set by an improperly set prop gun and died from the gun shot.
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Hm... I see. I mean, the vertical lines on the eyes are very memorable here, so I'd go with that if this is the reference. Also, notice how the horizontals on the lips are more neutral, the ones on the trailer dude kind of swirl up a bit making it feel more like a smile. Maybe I'm just throwing an autistic fit about it and it's just me.
I wouldn't say "fixed" or that this is "better." I'm not a character designer, so it's not like I'm qualified anyways, but at least It think this doesn't resemble the joker as much to me? I didn't spend much time with this, a professional dedicating more time to it would surely solve it in a better manner (if there even is something to "solve").
This trailer unironically got me to really put things aside, push through my aversion to the "traversal is the gameplay" thing and just really try Death Stranding, in spite of the fact that I've owned it for ages now.
This trailer unironically got me to really put things aside, push through my aversion to the "traversal is the gameplay" thing and just really try Death Stranding, in spite of the fact that I've owned it for ages now.
this one's not too subtle but here goes for the smoothbrains >name fat man >fat guy in suit that has the shape of the fat man a-bomb on it >Ice skates around to stimulate the graceful gliding of the bombs as they fall >sipping a conspicuous drink in his hand as a visual cue of ominous collision due to happen
I honestly think he does goofy shit like op pic just because he knows neckbeards will praise is as some sort of masterpiece.
Tldr kojima is a shit dev but a masterful shit poster
the funny part is that some cuck homosexual dev animated this. I would have walked out on the job if I was a dev. I probably would have also gone home, grabbed some guns and wipe out the entire team. I would consider it a duty to mankind.
The first game was already beyond moronic, even compared to MGS. This series is proof that most gamers are NPCs and while buy whatever fad shit they are told to buy,
You're moronic, animating shit like this is probably the highlight of an animator's career. Though most of this was likely mocapped so they would be doing touch-ups. >I probably would have also gone home, grabbed some guns and wipe out the entire team.
Genuinely hope you blow your own brains out before hurting anyone else.
My problem is Kojima has to explain everything. Seriously, there will probably 5 emails from different people explaining how the tar cat works. He can't just leave cool shit alone, he needs to exposition you to death.
>pretentious westaboo hack reaching modern capeshit levels of moronic >HOLY SOVL KINO
I take it the target audience for this is the same one Alan Wake 2 was made for.
Based on everything they've talked about and shown I'm pretty sure that whole thing is a Peele project more than Kojima. All the fricking high end weirdos and shit are involved with Death Stranding and all that other game has is Peele and a trans.
Kojima PUTS directors in his games, not codirects with them.
>just normal DMC style stuff >people seethe and hate it just because Kojima made it >anons literally don't care about games and just praise/hate things based on whose name is attached
Sad. Many such cases.
>reddit ban
no it's called making simple conclusions >DMC but stylized
🙁 >DMC but realistic and ugly
:O >MGS stylized
🙁 >MGS realistic and still stylized
:~~*
>omg a lightning guitar this is exactly like DMC so it's fine
Even if you ignore any and all context, the Nevan scene ALONE is nowhere near as awkward as this garbage. The choreography here is on the level of https://youtu.be/nCZs29IAu3c
Isn't it obvious that no one's interested in talking about the trailer or speculate about the game? My god these are automated posts, the damn shilling.
Hey 73 people in the thread, that's a big market.
Maybe you simply are amphibians who lack the body temperature to bootstrap rudimentary consciousnesses.
Well frick you all, DS2 will surely pretty good HAH GOT YOU GOT YOU GOOD gayGGOOOOOOOTTS got your argument in the MUD HOMOOOOOOOOSSEXUALLLS
We've been talking about it to death for days now, moron. Everything about it has been picked apart and talked about. There's no real reason to just keep repeating all the same things especially when fricking imbeciles like you show up to continuing parroting the same tired old hatred for death stranding.
>death stranding >ok we disabled bots because peple were sad delivery boys didn't greet them now walk across iceland you homosexual >death stranding 2 >ok we enabled bots again but only in iceland and not where you will walk ;^)
You mean he gained it back? This is what was missing from the first DS, it was too serious for it's own good. The goofiness is what sets Kojimbo apart from other "auteurs".
La Creatividad indeed.
>oh no! where is my realism? where is my serious deep and meaningful and realistic and literally me and oreo they know I'm loving it coca cola chikky chikky boom video game?
piss off, everything about that scene was fun and ridiculous like video games should be
Say what you want about Kojima, i'd prefer him over Neil Cuckmann. >Tries so hard to like his hero Kojima >Falls flat and gets ignored by Hollywood not knowing who the frick he is in the first place
>Say what you want about Kojima, i'd prefer him over Neil Cuckmann.
what kind of statement is that even? >say what you want about pizza, I'd prefer it over mud pies
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> DS1 trailer Literally shows entering the mouth of a man to show an infant, only to enter the infants mouth, to show the man in a deep ocean. > Wow Kino Crazy Kojimbo > Man uses a technoguitar as a weapon to fight a robot > Oh not he's gone TOOO far this time. He's LOST IT.
Will you be able to play as guitar man?
Will you be able to play as a robot?
Frick no, instead of it being a game it's just a cutscene in a walking simulator.
I bet this midwit hack felt really giggly and smart when he came up with an idea of a guitar-shaped weapon that shoots ligthning and decided to call it an "electric guitar"
As expected of a man who also came up with a concept of "camera" and "asynchronous multiplayer" (sorry, "strands")
I'm more interested in the next top secret sneaking mission. And now with Kojimbo being at the height of vidya stardom, there may be a chance he'll cast the version of snake he wanted to begin with for his new IP.
Has anyone else noticed how the opinions of kojima have shifted on Ganker over the years?
10 years ago, I feel like he was universally loved here.
I'm sure someone else has to remember, "my fans in australia"
Interesting story about the schizos.
The one who spammed le theories about The Boss being a troony all along and that death stranding was actually MGS6 with Sam secretly being The Boss, still stalks Kojumbos daily (FIB tripgay).
When I watched the last DS2 trailer on his twitter, I checked the replies, then clicked the 'show hateful replies' and I see a million selfy replies @ing him from the same FIB person.
Then I check the FIB twitter and see there are like 50 posts each day for the last however many years all @ing Kojimbo with selfies and also @ing Kojipro developers saying how the devs are jealous of their friendship and how they're trying to keep them apart.
Kojima will tweet something like " The sun is out today 🙂 " and FIB will reply with 20 selfies outside, standing in front of the sun, and then quote some mgs line about the sun.
Creepy shit.
>The one who spammed le theories about The Boss being a troony all along and that death stranding was actually MGS6 with Sam secretly being The Boss, still stalks Kojumbos daily (FIB tripgay).
I remember him. He is a troony and would start posting nudes of himself in threads when people started shitting on his theories too hard.
There's a schizo who dedicates his life to sitting on Ganker all hours and posting hate non stop. He had a bot a while back too if I recall. Might be the same guy that made Overrated Games General on /vr/ every day for 10 years with the MGS1 image.
because 10 years ago people were keep him in check , he couldn't put whatever shit went through his head into the game like now, but now he has Sony/Microsoft money and free reign, so he can put everything in his "games", hire hollywood gays/trannies and make dumb shit and his drones/fans will praise him like he's some kind of Kubrick, after all Kojima want to be a movie director like Kubrick, but he will never be >4 replies already suck Kojima wiener and call everyone who doesn't suck it a schizo
haha, like a clockwork
>kojima should just make movies since thats what he wants to do
I always see this opinion expressed but he really loves making his games. Because of the way he likes interaction with the player. He loves things like telling part of the story through interaction that cannot be found in movies.
All the way back in mgs1 when he had mantis shake your controller and read your memory card, to DS1 where he tries to get you to deliver a bomb to a city and the player has to figure this out and quickly dispose of it. And if they don't a city is permanently blown off the map.
Kojima likes directing, but its clear he likes directing games and not necessarily movies.
>All the way back in mgs1 when he had mantis shake your controller and read your memory card, to DS1 where he tries to get you to deliver a bomb to a city and the player has to figure this out and quickly dispose of it. And if they don't a city is permanently blown off the map.
This is the stuff that makes him a genius, and then he just fricking goes out into nowhere. He needs to be reeled in a bit at times.
The actual geniuses were the Konami staff who implemented his ideas. Anyone can be an idea guy but to code that shit into the game is what's impressive. It's also why his games also always have top of the line graphics.
>Anyone can be an idea guy
Yes that's the problem. Just because you can be the idea guy doesn't mean that you should be. Picking out great talent is also a huge part of leading a project.
The guy who made Fox Engine said that Kojima has insane technical knowledge and knows EXACTLY what his games will look like before they are even made.
>he really loves making his games. Because of the way he likes interaction with the player
Nah he just can't craft the coherent narrative required for movies. He's more a throw a bunch of shit he likes from other formats against the wall and see what stick + nipponese wierdness that doesn't translate that gets over analysed by amerishart autists.
10 years ago there were games that were universally loved here. Monster hunter threads. Dragons dogma threads. Dark souls. To name a few. This place is full of hate now even for those. Kojima is much the same. Anyone who shits on death stranding but likes other kojima work like metal gear solid 100% hasn't played it and become an eternal shitposter full of hate.
It's kids wanting to fit in. They believe that Ganker is a place of hatred and contrarianism, which admittedly it has always been to an extent, but not as much as you see nowadays.
I don't see how anal prolapse has anything to do with videogames. As for those videos claiming decline of videogames as a hobby, that's a new phenomenon. I can assure you at some point nu-Ganker will start raving about how good modern games are just to be contrarian, you'll see.
Death stranding being about walking after all the initial cool trailers really soured people on him, and the constant wanking he did about his strand shit too, as well as Geoff sucking him off constantly. I personally can't stand his new shit but if he had tard wranglers he'd go back to proper classic MGS form. He's genuinely just jerking himself off now with no restraints at all and it's kinda stupid how he swears he's inventing new shit every day.
Death Stranding is not about walking. It's about making deliveries. There is combat, stealth, vehicles, structures to build, bossfights. It has everything that MGS games had but it's not just MGS6.
It's also a very logical evolution of his concepts. MGS was about making sure that no one sees your footprints and hiding in a box. In Death Stranding people follow your footprints and carry boxes.
The odds are very high that this is a reference to David Bowie, especially with the androgyny of Higgs. The guitar model is a G2T Hohner if you're curious
Yeah but because Kojima is doing it you have to hate the entire concept to its core. Or say Kojima invented the idea. Depending on if you like him or not.
Higgs in the first game was a madman that played pranks on Sam like making him deliver a pizza or poorly disguising as a Bridges employee and handing him a nuke.
Making him come back from the dead as The Crow inspired rockstar because he wants revenge is perfectly in line with DS1. Kojima also throws in a Nosferatu reference as he rises from the coffin.
And since DS2 is about the rise of technology having a cyborg with a railgun guitar/axe fight against a robot ninja is a fun to way show how much things changed.
Only thing that really stands out of from the usual Kojima tropes is the stop motion puppet companion.
I don’t remember anything like that from his games. But even that I’m looking forward to because I know he’ll make it fun.
>Kojima has officially lost it.
Which is why it's good to watch, i stopped playing his game since anything after MGS4, by watch i mean on YouTube "insert game" full cutscene no homosexual commentary.
>THERE'S A STAAAAAAAAARMAAAAAAAAAAAN
He's creating the same kino he always has
garbage* he always has
Filtered.
No he isn't zoomer. The MGS franchise was silly but cool. This is just fricking moronic
This isn't fricking MGS
Don't compare the two.
you fricking moronic secondary MGS has always been silly
roller blading fat man named FAT MAN whose schtick is bombs
gay vampire nanomachines man
I need scissors 61
*taps headband* "Infinite ammo*
naked raiden backflipping
raiden crotch grab
volgin crotch grab
old man sniper you can beat by setting the clock forward so he dies of old age
spooky ghost river
the entirety of MGS4
Hell there was goofy shit even in the first death stranding with heartman dying every few minutes during his cutscenes and other fricking shit
you are a moronic secondary, you have never played a metal gear solid game in your fricking life, you have never played a Kojima game in your fricking life, you are making up moronic arguments
The world would benefit greatly if you killed yourself
Don't forget cyborg ninjas, and the fact you destroy the metal gear REX because a otaku though that every mecha need a weakness.
>and the fact you destroy the metal gear REX because a otaku though that every mecha need a weakness
I can't take it anymore, so much soul. Why is Kojima hated again?
MGS was anime the video game
you don't play shit
>The MGS franchise was silly but cool.
There was a guy who controlled bees
You re right but Id rather have this moronic shit than nothing. You may complain that Kojima doesn't keep making other metal gear solkid games but we have 5 already and anyway MGS V didnt seem much like the earlier ones so its probably for the better that it stops there.
TPBP
>This is fricking moronic
So the Metal Gear Solid franchise then.
>LIQUID LIVES ON; IN THIS ARM!!!!
>etc.
If you don't like the moronic shit of EITHER one, can you say you're a Kojimbo?
>Anime caricatures in a realistic setting
La Creatividad indeed.
Nah Kojima is at his best when he looses the plot and starts doing weird shit, that trailer got my hyped for whatever the frick DS2 will be
This. It's so funny homosexuals always complain about having to play the same shit over and over again and when an absolute genius like kojima comes around and shows them a whole new world they are like "nah wtf is this? this is too far" FRICK YOU!
>when an absolute genius like kojima comes around and shows them a whole new world
Empty open world slop existed long before Kojima started doing it
>Nah Kojima is at his best when he looses the plot and starts doing weird shit,
He wanted the fight against the End to be 2-3 weeks real time. All of his programmers refused to do it and thought he was an idiot.
That is the sort of crap you would get if he was allowed free reign
That sounds great
They didn't refuse to do it, they actually did it after he said he was fine if half the players stopped playing there
But when they tested it and nobody could find The End for hours it turned out it was a fricking awful idea and literally everyone hated it
This would be ludo, frick speedrunners
Imagine being filtered by the literal passing of time lmao.
You could actually kill the end if you moved the date foward on your ps2, no joke. See this is just one of those mindblowing things zoomers will never understand and know cause they didn't play his previous games, they just like to call him a hack for no reason at all. God im so glad i got to experience his games on day 1. What an unforgettable experience that was
Reminder if you take pentazemin, which is used to calm your nerves and keep aim steady, Emma's air will deplete slowly. It's because she is listening to your heartbeat and pentazemin will slow your heartbeat, thus calming her more.
anyone who calls kojimbo a hack is obviously just baiting
do not respond
guaranteed morons like you who post this for ebin replies would be the first ones here b***hing about it
>He wanted the fight against the End to be 2-3 weeks real time. All of his programmers refused to do it and thought he was an idiot.
>That is the sort of crap you would get if he was allowed free reign
But it wasn't put through.
Not too uncommon that you want to make sure you're not surrounded by Yes Men, so that they can filter the shit from you that is TOO far out there.
George Lucas lost the people who went against his shit, and things got weird in the prequels.
Disney ones are obviously terrible as well, but for different reasons than what happened in the prequels.
you can actually literally kill The End that way though, mr zoomer
That sounds kino - not every game has to be the same. You can be experiemental. You can be an auteur. You don’t have to like every game that comes out you know, anon. Not everything has to be “for” you.
That would be outstanding, especially if you could lose and have to start the game again. The final fight was so disappointing compared to the premise.
This, Kojima's goofy ass is why I keep coming back to his games. Same reason I play SWERY and Suda51's games, its the goofy, stupid silly shit that I love.
>for whatever the frick DS2 will be
You walk around empty maps and turn in delivery fetch quests just like the first game. Are you serious?
I agree
I always saw him as a sort of George Lucas, great when he someone limiting his more eccentric impulses but gaudy and directionless without any sort of oversight. Death Stranding is just a bunch of weird bullshit for the sake of weird bullshit truncated by tedious gameplay. Sure, it looks cool on the surface level but it has no real depth beyond a random stringing along a bunch of 2deep4u bullshit. Don't even get me started on how it seems like he'd rather be a film director than a video game director at this point.
Death Stranding was a little bit of form over function, but it was still excellent and I loved it.
tpbp
Why does everyone focus on Higgs and not talk about the giant baby samurai?
Because when i post that Higgs is stupid i get 5 anons saying NUH HUH then i post that it's stupid again and they say i hate the game or something, then i post that Higgs is stupid and they say nuh huuh and then we're at 200 replies and your thread's fricked so i post that Higgs is stupid and anons say i'm stupid so i post that they're stupid.
Higgs is not moronic. He is based because he understands that he is in a Kojima game. Verification not required.
"ELECTRIC" GUITAR
Don't you get it low IQ zoomie?
he lost it when he literally killed gaming
>what if we make video game but it's a movie
>yes only 2-3 hours of gameplay but double that in cutscenes and bakctracking and conversations.
>I call it: metal gear shit: a movie in a video game
This is a pro-kojimbo board. Go to >>>/b/ if you want to b***h about him without repercussion.
Cliff Unger...
Unger...
Cliffunger...
Cliffhanger?!
I think Unger means anger in German.
so Cliff anger?
He is on the edge of anger due to loss
kino
But seriously Kojaka is huffing farts in his own custom fart vacuum
What do you think his space suit is for?
It does not, Unger derives from Ungar meaning Hungarian, which in and of itself derives from an ancient form of Stranger
>Stranger
And he's on the beach.
And he shoots you
>also known as mysterious man
LA CREATIVAD
cuckimbo
More like he found it
Exactly, looks like zoomer homosexuals don't even know how batshit insane the Metal Gear series was but suddenly a guitar shooting lightning is too far? You Black folk have seen NOTHING about kojima games when you already cry about this
Nice Fortnite StW rip off.
Yeah because a guy like kojima would ever play this trash GTFO. He feeds his brain with tje most interesting stuff, reads and watches the most no name books and movies, he barely plays any other video games and sleeps only 4 hours per day to be most productive
>sleeps only 4 hours per day
How do I master this?
Very very hard to constantly do. The normal human body needs around 7-8 hours of sleep. Another confirmation kojima isn't an ordinary human
You make shit up and post it on twitter.
Does this look like a man to you who sleeps much?
Consume near-lethal amounts of caffeine
>he barely plays any other video games
Yeah it shows
I'm excited even though its going to further trash the original, which already fell apart when everything about the extinction entity was revealed.
my god kojima is going to feed off of the "i predicted covid you know" shit for at least a decade more
>changes the meaning of something that didn't mean anything anyway.
Bravo Hideo, Bravo Kojima
Inb4 strand still means strand but it's just the second dictionary meaning of it, instead of the first.
Kojima is Robb Liefeld/Todd McFarlane, and he seriously had needed a Stan Lee to come body his ass for decades now. Seriously.
holy crap is that the crow using a guitar as a weapon that's so wacky he lost it man he lost it!!
shut up
I think this actually looks cool as frick, but I wish it was a movie instead of a video game.
I love Kojimbo kino so much.
i unironically love la creatividad and that he can spend a bunch of money making weird over the top shit
He's a one in a kind gem in this sea of garbage developer. We must protect him at all cost. I can't live this life without kojima's games.
Kojima keeps winning and Gankerirgins keep on seething, love to see it.
Too creatividad for you?
>Death Stranding 1, a game about being a loner
>Death Stranding 2, a game about being a parent
kino incoming
troony game.
troony director.
hunter is not in ds2 you stupid frick, if you want to troll at least get it right
Kojima is such a smart dude, really. He knows exactly how the world will evolve and so he put a troony in a very small game so in 10 years homosexual woke leftist can't shit at his door and cry "EVERY DEVELOPER IS LGBTASIFJOIWQA FRIENDLY WHERE IS YOUR SUPPORT KOJIMAAAAA WAAAH WAAAH???" That guy is an absolute genius. Btw. im dead serious, not sarcasm
wtf i love trannies now???????
Ganker is a pro-hunter board :3
we love hunter here!
God I want to suck her feminine wiener and gargle her balls!
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bump
Me? Is that you?
I didn't realize Kojima played DMC3.
Well he probably didn't but he literally hired the dude who made those scenes in DMC3
>Kojima has officially lost it.
Have you forgotten the early game where the solution to the boss is to plug your controller into the 2nd player slot, so the boss "can't read your mind"?
>putting real actors in games
Only one game will ever be allowed to do this
it's because kojima productions is the only dev who makes it actually look good, no other developers seems to get it right. In all other games face scanning real people looks like shit but not in kojima's games. It's wild how far these other devs are behind. That's why naughty dog literally takes FOREVER to come out with their games cause they have to animate everything from scratch
>no other developers seems to get it right. In all other games face scanning real people looks like shit
Resident Evil (remakes).
SOVL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Once again we're here to save video games
I wonder how many knives and plates this will take to explain.
KINO
I
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Anyone who doesn't think this is kino is a troony homosexual
I could do with the guy looking less like the joker. Still sovl regardless.
Nah its great. He wears a mask but then still has face paint on underneath lol
I don't mind him being painted, goes well in conjunction with the rest of his design. What I don't like is him being painted in a way that resembles the joker specifically so much. And no, I'm not saying it was intentionally ripping off or referencing the joker, it just happens to resemble him too much. I'd change it around so that he's still painted but in a different manner.
I honestly was reminded of KISS first and foremost. The guitar made that link for me. I think Kojimbo is a Bowie fan too so it might be a nod to Ziggy Stardust?
>sees guitar playing guy with face paint and first thing he thinks about is fricking joker
please suicide zoomer
>braindead moron struggles with reading comprehension
>hurr durrr zoomer brr drrr im smarter
Go frick a melon you dumbfrick.
When does he resemble The Jokah? I don't see it.
>joker
he's crow, his whole aesthetic is glam rock now
Dunno, the two lines on each side of his mouth (or is it just a really wide mouth line?) coupled with the pale face are what I find an issue with. The tears/ruined makeup thing is a bit overplayed imo, but it's whatever.
anon
that guy looks swell hopefully he does not get into legal trouble for screwing underage girls
was never a thing
he was killed on set by an improperly set prop gun and died from the gun shot.
Hm... I see. I mean, the vertical lines on the eyes are very memorable here, so I'd go with that if this is the reference. Also, notice how the horizontals on the lips are more neutral, the ones on the trailer dude kind of swirl up a bit making it feel more like a smile. Maybe I'm just throwing an autistic fit about it and it's just me.
kino
I wouldn't say "fixed" or that this is "better." I'm not a character designer, so it's not like I'm qualified anyways, but at least It think this doesn't resemble the joker as much to me? I didn't spend much time with this, a professional dedicating more time to it would surely solve it in a better manner (if there even is something to "solve").
kojima literally fricks trannies lmao
I wonder if they tell him to play them like a damn fiddle
Always knew he was based.
I hope she has a real penis.
anon, girls do not have a penis
On a scale of 6 to 11, how old are you?
“When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”
but not your Nintendo Switch eh homosexual?
No that’s too far. Tendies deserve the rope.
This is fricking cool.
This trailer unironically got me to really put things aside, push through my aversion to the "traversal is the gameplay" thing and just really try Death Stranding, in spite of the fact that I've owned it for ages now.
My frick, the Japanese are a bunch of feminine slack jawed homosexuals.
is that supposed to be alice cooper, the crow or gene simmons?
>They had a threesome
Oh no
My knees, they just lost their strength in that moment.
On one hand this looks cool, on the other one this looks as dumb as something my 12 years old self would come up with.
I'm conflicted.
I don't care how moronic it is, I like it
wow such original idea Kojimbo
love me the noise
on the contrary that is the exact moment when I realized he's still got it
>Kojima wasn't always like this!
b***h yes he was.
this one's not too subtle but here goes for the smoothbrains
>name fat man
>fat guy in suit that has the shape of the fat man a-bomb on it
>Ice skates around to stimulate the graceful gliding of the bombs as they fall
>sipping a conspicuous drink in his hand as a visual cue of ominous collision due to happen
>Sons of Liberty
newbies get out
God forbid someone in this hellscape of an industry creates something that isn't infested with diversity hires, microtransactions and GAAS.
bros... what are the chance DS2 has a comfy coop this time around?
death stranding is a walking simulator, how do you morons enjoy it
Because they're cultists
Metal Gear Solid 2 had a fricking vampire in it.
metal gear solid 4 has a homosexual erotic relationship between a married cyborg man and flamboyant gay vampire
I honestly think he does goofy shit like op pic just because he knows neckbeards will praise is as some sort of masterpiece.
Tldr kojima is a shit dev but a masterful shit poster
>same as it ever was
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
the funny part is that some cuck homosexual dev animated this. I would have walked out on the job if I was a dev. I probably would have also gone home, grabbed some guns and wipe out the entire team. I would consider it a duty to mankind.
The first game was already beyond moronic, even compared to MGS. This series is proof that most gamers are NPCs and while buy whatever fad shit they are told to buy,
You're moronic, animating shit like this is probably the highlight of an animator's career. Though most of this was likely mocapped so they would be doing touch-ups.
>I probably would have also gone home, grabbed some guns and wipe out the entire team.
Genuinely hope you blow your own brains out before hurting anyone else.
>hates KINO.
have a nice day in the head with a large Soul Calibur bullet.
Frick you Kojima cultist, saving a bullet with your name on it
This shit was fun in DMC3, why are we pretending it isn't now?
The entire Higgs revival scene is easily one of the best things he has done.
Total Distortion called, they want their Guitar Warrior back.
>and his music was electric
headless guitars are ugly as frick
Nah, I love strandbergs.
how would modern Ganker react to the pain? Or vamp running on water and up a 90 degree angle? Or the snake mount rushmore?
I have no idea who the target audience of these games are supposed to be.
people with autism. it's like catnip to them.
My problem is Kojima has to explain everything. Seriously, there will probably 5 emails from different people explaining how the tar cat works. He can't just leave cool shit alone, he needs to exposition you to death.
Then don't read the e-mails? That's for the lore gays like me that want to wallow in Kojima's shit.
>pretentious westaboo hack reaching modern capeshit levels of moronic
>HOLY SOVL KINO
I take it the target audience for this is the same one Alan Wake 2 was made for.
Kojimabros, our response?
*sucks teeth*
he cute
Gross
Hopefully the game gets canceled now that Xbox is dead and Kojima can focus on the not-MGS game sooner.
Based on everything they've talked about and shown I'm pretty sure that whole thing is a Peele project more than Kojima. All the fricking high end weirdos and shit are involved with Death Stranding and all that other game has is Peele and a trans.
Kojima PUTS directors in his games, not codirects with them.
God, why do trannies have to be so fricking hot, bros?
if u wouldn't ur gay
>if you wont have sex with a man youre gay
what is wrong with zoomers?
bussy on the brain
she's CUTE
>she
yes
why does he have stop signs implanted into his chest
If not for the man jaw, he really would make for a good Zelda face
Wtf, I ddin't even know he/she/whatever was trans. Very cute though, I wish all troons were like that.
>Red marks on knees
>just normal DMC style stuff
>people seethe and hate it just because Kojima made it
>anons literally don't care about games and just praise/hate things based on whose name is attached
Sad. Many such cases.
they hate on anything japanese because they're mentally ill westerners who are racist
>if you dont like it your racist
let me guess reddit ban?
>reddit ban
no it's called making simple conclusions
>DMC but stylized
🙁
>DMC but realistic and ugly
:O
>MGS stylized
🙁
>MGS realistic and still stylized
:~~*
only homosexuals would hate this
This. The non mentally ill racists like Japanese games because no Black folk
>omg a lightning guitar this is exactly like DMC so it's fine
Even if you ignore any and all context, the Nevan scene ALONE is nowhere near as awkward as this garbage. The choreography here is on the level of https://youtu.be/nCZs29IAu3c
Are you absolutely new?
How is DS1 if I don't give a shit about story in games? I got in a humble bundle a while back, but never touched it.
Excellent and worth a play through.
DS1 is deceptively comf
Isn't it obvious that no one's interested in talking about the trailer or speculate about the game? My god these are automated posts, the damn shilling.
Hey 73 people in the thread, that's a big market.
Maybe you simply are amphibians who lack the body temperature to bootstrap rudimentary consciousnesses.
Well frick you all, DS2 will surely pretty good HAH GOT YOU GOT YOU GOOD gayGGOOOOOOOTTS got your argument in the MUD HOMOOOOOOOOSSEXUALLLS
We've been talking about it to death for days now, moron. Everything about it has been picked apart and talked about. There's no real reason to just keep repeating all the same things especially when fricking imbeciles like you show up to continuing parroting the same tired old hatred for death stranding.
Yea go suck dicks or something.
A bored anon is a rowdy boy.
>gay David Bowie
>part of the group named homosexual Demons
What did Kojima mean by this?
>death stranding
>ok we disabled bots because peple were sad delivery boys didn't greet them now walk across iceland you homosexual
>death stranding 2
>ok we enabled bots again but only in iceland and not where you will walk ;^)
hack game
he lost it with mgs2.
What other dev has the same amount of leeway as Kojima?
there's quite a few but none of them have the budget.
Death Stranding is one of the worst games of all time, but it has Lea Seydoux in it so I will probably play the sequel
For me it was when the robot started parrying the guitar beams with a katana.
Hell yeah
Christ that is cringe.
HOLY FRICKING KINO
Just like how BB deflects bullets with the Odradek in DS1
that's a good scene though, the guitar thing is just moronic
Kino
>rip off guitar stand user guy from jojo part 4
>Ganker seethes
>dude CELEBRITIES and PRODUCT PLACEMENT OMG KOJIMA STILL HAS IT!!!!!!
Enjoy your walking simulator fricking morons.
every game is a walking simulator
t. zoomer has never played a kojima game
DANCE WATER DANCE
Higgs did nothing wrong.
the world has literally seen this before, multiple times!
if this is wackiest thing Kojima can come up with then it is pretty disappointing.
He's a 60 year old boomer, he's totally lost
>sam on a quest for revenge
>1 handed ship captain
moby dick bros....
Kojima is the ULTIMATE midwit filter.
You mean he gained it back? This is what was missing from the first DS, it was too serious for it's own good. The goofiness is what sets Kojimbo apart from other "auteurs".
La Creatividad indeed.
>oh no! where is my realism? where is my serious deep and meaningful and realistic and literally me and oreo they know I'm loving it coca cola chikky chikky boom video game?
piss off, everything about that scene was fun and ridiculous like video games should be
Say what you want about Kojima, i'd prefer him over Neil Cuckmann.
>Tries so hard to like his hero Kojima
>Falls flat and gets ignored by Hollywood not knowing who the frick he is in the first place
https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1744133333305508106?lang=en
>Say what you want about Kojima, i'd prefer him over Neil Cuckmann.
what kind of statement is that even?
>say what you want about pizza, I'd prefer it over mud pies
>i prefer piss in my mouth rather than shit
woah
>https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1744133333305508106?lang=en
I kinda feel bad for him
Fricking cringe
How is this any less ridiculous than anything in Death Stranding?
Someone explain what the frick that laughing baby robot thing is it creeps me the frick out
dead baby ghost is somehow haunting it. thats probably the most i can explain it without having to max out the text box trying to give context.
just give me a shorter max out the text box trying to give context reply.
and hold on how and when did the baby even die??? Not in the ending of DS1 that was pretty certain.
we dont know, Lou was shown to be alive at the end of DS1.
BBs (Bridge Babies) are children born to braindead mothers. They have one foot in the grave, and the other in the land of the living. This enables them to detect the ghosts of the setting, so they're used as tools to avoid said ghosts. BBs are considered disposable and have to be retired after a year of service. Porters who carry a BB are encouraged not to view them as people.
>born to braindead mothers.
They're americans?
bravo kojima
We need more unhinged developers
> DS1 trailer Literally shows entering the mouth of a man to show an infant, only to enter the infants mouth, to show the man in a deep ocean.
> Wow Kino Crazy Kojimbo
> Man uses a technoguitar as a weapon to fight a robot
> Oh not he's gone TOOO far this time. He's LOST IT.
What the frick is wrong with you people.
both were shit.
This was a shark jump for me too.
Unless there's some very good explanation for it, that's a moronic way to aim and operate a weapon.
I wish Death Stranding was fun to play
You're in luck, it already is!
nah i'd rather be playing fifa, at least it's more rewarding and i don't look like a child
Buenos dias amigo
> Fifa
> I don't look like a child
If you play fifa you don’t deserve to be on Ganker.
it's not, the neverending packages kick my OCD through the roof
It is, setting up the zip lines through the mountains is one of my favorite moments in any game I've played.
Will you be able to play as guitar man?
Will you be able to play as a robot?
Frick no, instead of it being a game it's just a cutscene in a walking simulator.
Don't fall for false advertisement again gays
I bet this midwit hack felt really giggly and smart when he came up with an idea of a guitar-shaped weapon that shoots ligthning and decided to call it an "electric guitar"
As expected of a man who also came up with a concept of "camera" and "asynchronous multiplayer" (sorry, "strands")
So what was Death Stranding about, what's the story in that game? And does it have anything like what I'm seeing in OP image
I'm more interested in the next top secret sneaking mission. And now with Kojimbo being at the height of vidya stardom, there may be a chance he'll cast the version of snake he wanted to begin with for his new IP.
That would be actual Kino. John Carpenter cameo too.
I havent disliked a game that kojima came out with. I've only been disappointed that they werent as good as they could have been. ala MGSV
No he hasn't Kojima makes games for stupid people who think they're smart. Always has. It's a large and easily marketed to demographic.
Has anyone else noticed how the opinions of kojima have shifted on Ganker over the years?
10 years ago, I feel like he was universally loved here.
I'm sure someone else has to remember, "my fans in australia"
yea cause zoomers are all Black folk
atleast in spirit
The Caramel types ruined Kojima's name around here I believe.
Interesting story about the schizos.
The one who spammed le theories about The Boss being a troony all along and that death stranding was actually MGS6 with Sam secretly being The Boss, still stalks Kojumbos daily (FIB tripgay).
When I watched the last DS2 trailer on his twitter, I checked the replies, then clicked the 'show hateful replies' and I see a million selfy replies @ing him from the same FIB person.
Then I check the FIB twitter and see there are like 50 posts each day for the last however many years all @ing Kojimbo with selfies and also @ing Kojipro developers saying how the devs are jealous of their friendship and how they're trying to keep them apart.
Kojima will tweet something like " The sun is out today 🙂 " and FIB will reply with 20 selfies outside, standing in front of the sun, and then quote some mgs line about the sun.
Creepy shit.
>The one who spammed le theories about The Boss being a troony all along and that death stranding was actually MGS6 with Sam secretly being The Boss, still stalks Kojumbos daily (FIB tripgay).
I remember him. He is a troony and would start posting nudes of himself in threads when people started shitting on his theories too hard.
There's a schizo who dedicates his life to sitting on Ganker all hours and posting hate non stop. He had a bot a while back too if I recall. Might be the same guy that made Overrated Games General on /vr/ every day for 10 years with the MGS1 image.
pretty sure it's a couple of schizos
because 10 years ago people were keep him in check , he couldn't put whatever shit went through his head into the game like now, but now he has Sony/Microsoft money and free reign, so he can put everything in his "games", hire hollywood gays/trannies and make dumb shit and his drones/fans will praise him like he's some kind of Kubrick, after all Kojima want to be a movie director like Kubrick, but he will never be
>4 replies already suck Kojima wiener and call everyone who doesn't suck it a schizo
haha, like a clockwork
>kojima should just make movies since thats what he wants to do
I always see this opinion expressed but he really loves making his games. Because of the way he likes interaction with the player. He loves things like telling part of the story through interaction that cannot be found in movies.
All the way back in mgs1 when he had mantis shake your controller and read your memory card, to DS1 where he tries to get you to deliver a bomb to a city and the player has to figure this out and quickly dispose of it. And if they don't a city is permanently blown off the map.
Kojima likes directing, but its clear he likes directing games and not necessarily movies.
>All the way back in mgs1 when he had mantis shake your controller and read your memory card, to DS1 where he tries to get you to deliver a bomb to a city and the player has to figure this out and quickly dispose of it. And if they don't a city is permanently blown off the map.
This is the stuff that makes him a genius, and then he just fricking goes out into nowhere. He needs to be reeled in a bit at times.
The actual geniuses were the Konami staff who implemented his ideas. Anyone can be an idea guy but to code that shit into the game is what's impressive. It's also why his games also always have top of the line graphics.
>Anyone can be an idea guy
Yes that's the problem. Just because you can be the idea guy doesn't mean that you should be. Picking out great talent is also a huge part of leading a project.
The guy who made Fox Engine said that Kojima has insane technical knowledge and knows EXACTLY what his games will look like before they are even made.
>This is the stuff that makes him a genius
gimmicks
Tell me a game that did something that innovative and different in the fricking PS1 era or later.
No
That's what I thought.
Still gimmicks
a great one.
>he really loves making his games. Because of the way he likes interaction with the player
Nah he just can't craft the coherent narrative required for movies. He's more a throw a bunch of shit he likes from other formats against the wall and see what stick + nipponese wierdness that doesn't translate that gets over analysed by amerishart autists.
10 years ago there were games that were universally loved here. Monster hunter threads. Dragons dogma threads. Dark souls. To name a few. This place is full of hate now even for those. Kojima is much the same. Anyone who shits on death stranding but likes other kojima work like metal gear solid 100% hasn't played it and become an eternal shitposter full of hate.
I legit think most of old Ganker has moved on to reddit now, except for the people who were truly blackpilled even then.
It's kids wanting to fit in. They believe that Ganker is a place of hatred and contrarianism, which admittedly it has always been to an extent, but not as much as you see nowadays.
how is it contrarian when every single gaming related video is about ""decline of my anus""
I don't see how anal prolapse has anything to do with videogames. As for those videos claiming decline of videogames as a hobby, that's a new phenomenon. I can assure you at some point nu-Ganker will start raving about how good modern games are just to be contrarian, you'll see.
I know you're baiting but 10 years ago he still hadn't made that gigantic piece of shit called MGSV.
Although I already hated him for MGS4.
>Baiting
No, I'm just making a legitimate observation
Though I'm sure MGSV's unfortunate release certainly played a part in the mood shift
Death stranding being about walking after all the initial cool trailers really soured people on him, and the constant wanking he did about his strand shit too, as well as Geoff sucking him off constantly. I personally can't stand his new shit but if he had tard wranglers he'd go back to proper classic MGS form. He's genuinely just jerking himself off now with no restraints at all and it's kinda stupid how he swears he's inventing new shit every day.
Death Stranding is not about walking. It's about making deliveries. There is combat, stealth, vehicles, structures to build, bossfights. It has everything that MGS games had but it's not just MGS6.
It's also a very logical evolution of his concepts. MGS was about making sure that no one sees your footprints and hiding in a box. In Death Stranding people follow your footprints and carry boxes.
Zoomer trannies hate him because he makes pro-natal kino of the highest magnitude
The odds are very high that this is a reference to David Bowie, especially with the androgyny of Higgs. The guitar model is a G2T Hohner if you're curious
>David Bowie
I doubt Kojima knows who that is.
>he doesn't know that almost every metal gear character is an incarnation of david bowie
Don't reply to me ever again with sarcasm.
Yeah crazy idea that has never been done before.
no one asked for you to post 1950s footage grandpa
god how I wish it was actually 1950s
disgusting subhuman Black person
Yeah but because Kojima is doing it you have to hate the entire concept to its core. Or say Kojima invented the idea. Depending on if you like him or not.
The first half of gungrave anime is gangster kino
I'm going to go rewatch that shit right now
Higgs in the first game was a madman that played pranks on Sam like making him deliver a pizza or poorly disguising as a Bridges employee and handing him a nuke.
Making him come back from the dead as The Crow inspired rockstar because he wants revenge is perfectly in line with DS1. Kojima also throws in a Nosferatu reference as he rises from the coffin.
And since DS2 is about the rise of technology having a cyborg with a railgun guitar/axe fight against a robot ninja is a fun to way show how much things changed.
but why and how is higgs wearing amelie's face?
He was a huge Amelie simp in DS1.
He's not, it's literally his own face
this is kino
but I wouldn't expect you to understand
sorry for your lack of comprehension
Anyone that plays homosexual ass games from Japan has lost it a long time ago except their virginity
Peak kino on the menu
Only thing that really stands out of from the usual Kojima tropes is the stop motion puppet companion.
I don’t remember anything like that from his games. But even that I’m looking forward to because I know he’ll make it fun.
There may be more characters like the puppet. I think it has to do something with the white strings. Wouldn't be surprised if the cat can talk too.
>Only thing that really stands
Should have said "Only thing that really strands out"
Why "On the Beach"? Why not something like "Into the Ocean", or "Beyond the Beach,
Its a reference of course. A song, and a film.
It references the line that Amelie used to string Sam along.
Anyone else much prefer Death Stranding to MGS?
I think DS has something incredibly special about it that not even the MGS games have.
>Kojima has officially lost it.
Which is why it's good to watch, i stopped playing his game since anything after MGS4, by watch i mean on YouTube "insert game" full cutscene no homosexual commentary.
I legit hated the first game, but that trailer was cool.
He was already doing shit like this twenty years ago
>people abused themselves into liking a walking simulator
Kojima was always a hack with a talented team from Konami.
Now he's just a hack.
Sam reading Moby Dick and Voyage of the Beagle.