Kojima in Lidl, what's he gonna make?

Kojima in Lidl, what's he gonna make?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All part of the RuiseCruise.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >spend a lidl, save a lot!
    BRAVO KOJIMA
    How does he come up with such amazing writing? The double-meanings are crazy

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thats Hideo. Kojima is the fashion victim. Hideo is the slob.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hideo was killed long ago. Kojima used to use drugs to suppress him, but that was taking a toll so he hired monks from an ancient sect to bind his soul and lock Hideo away.
      Unfortunetly the monks realized too late that Hideo was actually the good side of him. Now no one will ever be able to release the seal.
      The last thing they heard as Kojima bludgeoned them to death: Did you rike it?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is lidl?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      german krogers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what is krogers?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          American Aldi

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it's american week at your local lidl

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the nuggets are pretty good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the nuggets are pretty good

      Was gonna say the same lmao, but hella overpriced

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's McEnnedy fried onions

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK
      i'm going to get onion rings now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >everything in english but nuggets de poulet
      C'est que chez les francos ça?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Local Lidl only has the frozen things
      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i thought it was grilled steak but potato chips flavored
      goddamn that would be something

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how accurately american are these

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        just looks like the frozen foods section of the supermarket. accurate packaging style, though.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He tried to walk out of the store with 15 mars bars.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sainsbury's>Lidl>co-op tbh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, i like Co-op's cheeses better. Their frozen pizzas on the other hand suck ass

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >america has no cultu-

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do G*rms really?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Germany is basically just America with slightly less fat moronic peoeple. Frozen in fear from the israelites and enslaved to work. Just replace gun deaths with car crashes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sadly this, ignoring the /misc/ schizo tier israelite shit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Just replace gun deaths with car crashes.
          That's Russia

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I hear they take in a lot of gypsies and other forms of human parasites from east and Africa. I figured it's because of Muh Hitler victim complex, am I right?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Take your meds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Pizza for 3.99
      >Chicken strips for 2.99
      might as well rob me at gunpoint, jesus

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Such dir nen Job, du Zecke

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

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        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Found the hazi neger. Go kill a local turk or something you sad loser

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Unlike bidenbux euros are not on freefall amerimutt

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Is this bait? The euro is literally on freefall, it's almost the same value as a dollar now

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Unlike bidenbux euros are not on freefall amerimutt
          I'll explain it to you since you're completely in the dark and still harbor the illusion that the U.S. isn't holding your country together; when the United States removes/downsizes their military facilities/presence from your countries (as it is right this very moment), your country will then be forced to reallocate resources into your military. Resources away from the numerous government perks and standards you like you tout as superior to the American way of life. When that happens, nobody will want those perks or way of life to diminish, so your economy will be forced to print money like the US has been nonstop to pay for the way of life you've become accustomed to thanks to the United States.

          The problem being, your countries aren't build like the United States, you have far less rights than the average US citizen, and when the cost of your way of life begins to skyrocket because of the global economic situation, there is nothing you can do to alleviate it. Your rights will slowly be stripped as the government offers solutions and alleviations that will not fix your core problems but cause momentary respite. So yes, your eurobucks will freefall much harder than the bidenbux because you depend on the United States to foster your way of life. I'm sorry you had to learn about this from an internet basket weaving forum, but you're not going to learn about this locally because your educational facilities are just as poor as the United States.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Wouldn't be a problem if Greater Israel wasn't constantly provoking conflict everywhere. Frick off and die, golem

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            NATO sure kept Afghanistan together when goat frickers decided to march in. And let's not forget how NATO peacefully provoked Russia into invading Ukraine and then fricked off.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >your country will then be forced to reallocate resources into your military
            name a couple first world nations that are currently embroiled in a conflict that requires a large standing army. it's at most it's intelligence and spec ops shit that 99% of we will never know about. we don't have destroyers and aircraft carriers and flying fortresses because we don't need them. we got a couple dozen jets, some AWACS and lighter tanks and other means of infantry transport.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Papa Toni's

      dying

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The mother of all omelets

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The frick that looks like me

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ONE DAY I WENT TO LIDL

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aldis > Lidl

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >american week
    >only frozen garbage food
    >literally is the most popular themed week at lidl

    hmm really tells you something about yuros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only bottom of the barrel trash shops as Lidl, only Norma is below it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >only Norma is below it.
        aldi and penny are worse

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Penny is based, even if it's only for their Fire Dragons, the rest is forgettable and trash, same for most discounter really.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      really tells you more about murrica if this is the only thing people like about your shithole lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And euros keep buying it.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >loading up on items and transporting them to your house
    truly a strand genre experience

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    american cultural imperialism needs to STOP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >wait a minute, Cordon Bleu isn't Ame-
      >Chili&Cheese filling

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    at my local Lidl they sell fully assembled Hamburgers straight from some factory

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