Konami was right all along. Look at this dude...

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    "the purple dinosaur yelled at the cyan horse"
    what did they mean by this

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Barny yelled at rainbow dash

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's like a mic check thing

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's one of those type test sentences, because it has every letter of the alphabet in it just like "the brown fox jumped over the sleeping dog"

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        not every letter in the alphabet, but every sound in the english language, it's a phonogram or some shit you fricking moron, didn't you go to schools

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >literally can't identify a moronic joke
          neither one of those sentences, the way they were typed, has every letter in the alphabet. good lord, go back to r/politics, they're about on your intelligence level

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's no "uuu" sound. Checkmate.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw there's no uuu

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        How few letters does your alphabet have where you think the anon you replied to and your own "example" of a sentence with every letter has, not only every letter, but a magically appearing letter despite the previous sentence supposedly having every letter?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ugly troony game made by a senile hack fraud well past his artistic prime

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      BARNEYBROS??????????

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        >Rainbow Dash sends her regards

        lmoa

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      BARNEYBROS??????????

      >Rainbow Dash sends her regards

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its UNIRONACALLY just a fricking mocap tech demo.
      Its just him showing off how realistic this shit is.

      I can almost promise none of these people will be in his game.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were both wrong

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. Konami did nothing wrong

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hunter passes.

    I'm straight, but I would top her.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you'd be fricking a man's butt

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Put short hair, use a makeup remover app and its a man without question. Hell its super obvious its a dude from this pic alone!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will he have boobs like that in the game

      genuinely sad that this is what people consider beauty now, a fat nigress is more attractive than a failed man

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      same

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        octogon breasts

        your loss

        no hips

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          for me, it's the nose. but i honestly don't care. wasn't this about kojima? why is everybody talking about some model?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shut the frick up troon. Stop being moronic

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I pretend to be straight and would totally do this gayoot thing ... but trust me i'm totally straight... you know other than the finding men attractive and wanting to frick them ... totally straight

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ganker will see a 10/10 and still call it a man
      just admit you're cowards and move on.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that's a 10/10 just like your image is that of an ant.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will he have boobs like that in the game

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice octogon breasts, morono

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >octagon

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          thats an octogon sir

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          its an old meme sir but it checks out

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >octogon breasts
        ay lmao

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          graphics sure have improved since the 90's

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow those are unfortunate

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hunter Biden looks like THIS now? WTFF

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was secret alien tech from the cia underground breakaway civilization that did this. q predicted it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice jawline sis

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bless you anon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro got PS2 breasts

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >solid snake
    >heartman
    >hot coldman
    what genius name will he come up with for this character?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >skull face

      absolute lunacy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man Woman

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker only hates hunter because she's hotter than them/their gfs

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she
      >their

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Im not a troony im saying this troonys moobs are octogon shaped you moronic homosexual moron

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chuds mad because a transwoman is cuter and sexier than their fat piggy wives

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats a man. That body, the shoulders, the octogon moobs, the jaw, the facial srructure, and the hidden hands tell all

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      built like a 2x4
      you need higher standards

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I choose to be single rather than date a troony. I have standards.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        your loss

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're not even a shill, you're just hunter himself trying to brainwash the lowest common denominator of brainless golem on Ganker to want to frick you

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >implying it takes that much
            b***h doesn't even have to be effeminate. Just slap a dress on it. And watch Ganker crawl all over it

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't worry it's by kojima so it's okay

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is what delusional homosexuals think
      they can't comprehend that this abomination isn't attractive to any one that's not mental ill

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon we're in Ganker, we're all mentally ill.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        her beauty is so obviously resonant that your post comes off as the mentally ill one

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be troony
      >visible bulge showing
      >"oopsie, showed you my panties, I'm so embarassed, just like my animes"
      >try not to vomit

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    take your troony back to Ganker we don't want him here

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >games no longer feature attractive wom-

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.twitch.tv/castlesuperbeast/clip/KnottyFunnyAubergineANELE-jw1Tmm6ubfjWNPsg?filter=clips&range=7d&sort=time

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a woman

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    too bad kojima is literally in love with "her"

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to breed Hunter. Just hold those long legs up while I mating press her ass.

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