Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you, objectively, the single WORST designed starter of all time. ALL the worst labels can apply to it
>too human
>too creepy
>too sexual
>troony vibes
Poor Blaziken getting shafted hard.
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I'd love to kick Charizard in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his jaw, send that little homosexual flying through the air.
As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and choking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.
Obsessed.
This. I'd never seen Blaziken before this match in the anime and then my friend at school told me the next day that it was the fire starter from the next gen.
Shit was so wild. The Pokémon anime will never do something so cool again.
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Counterpoint: Samurott.
Filtered.
Filtered by having good taste?
You keep using that word even though you have no idea what it means.
Nah you would lap it up if it stood up all the time.
But it doesn't. And it looks shit.
>Its not portrayed how I want it to!
Doesn't make it a bad design autismo
filtered
Sorry you have bad taste.
Based Blaziken working this jabroni op into a seething shoot all week
It's the worst starter of the first three generations, but there's far worse later on.
How is he sexual
OP has a massive porn addiction that's how
>too human
It's the egyptian god sun duh
>too creepy
You find this creepy? lol what a pussy
>too sexual
What porn addiction does to a moron
>troony vibes
What too much obsession does to a /misc/shitter i bet you think sylveon is a troony flag as well KEK
>It's the [schizo headcanon]
Cope
thats a human and xatgu did better
Either trolling or blind
Looks nothing like it
Fricking Kek, do Blazikengays really?
Yep, it's furshit jobmon time.
>Fursuit
The guy in he pic is wearing a mask not a costume blindtard
Were you thinking of Cinderace? That thing is a creepy furry pedophile.
nah thats Cinderace
>objectively poster is troony obsessed
kek kys
People who hate Bursyamo are legit insane tho
Nah, that's Greninja