I can't tell if this is a joke thread or if there are people who have played so few videogames that they think this twiggy frog b***h is particularly desirable.
morons like you genuinely don't get the appeal of the archetype. For one thing, it's fricking dumb that she acts like a super brash warrior and wants to pursue men (or women, because this game is made by gays) of strength and will to match her own when she's like 5'8" and 130 pounds. But secondly, and more importantly, the way it's supposed to work is that you win the approval of the woman by proving your skill and character through accomplishment and bravery. This c**t, on the other hand, is impressed when you act like a belligerent shithead, and expects you essentially sexually assault her, because something something klingon culture. It's a Black person's idea of quirky romance, and I find it gross and unappealing.
Okay great, you came up with an excuse for why your shit character is shit. So what? Maybe next time you can use aliens or other dimensions as an excuse to make party members that are actually fricking tolerable.
Unfortunately we do live in the normal universe and this game is made for humans.
While it may be "realistic" for aliens to have different takes on consent, you should hardly be surprised when it makes some people uncomfortable and they dislike how those interactions play out.
Okay great, you came up with an excuse for why your shit character is shit. So what? Maybe next time you can use aliens or other dimensions as an excuse to make party members that are actually fricking tolerable.
Nah it doesn't make anyone uncomfortable except twitter literal homosexuals with low test.
9 months ago
Anonymous
It's not about being uncomfortable, it's about being being unappealing. Which would be fine if the game had literally any good options, but it doesn't, everyone in the party is a weird gay.
Literally a chaotic evil race and culture
Yeah I get it, but I play videogames to get away from that shit
9 months ago
Anonymous
A tsundere warrior female admiring me and wanting to be dominated by me because I'm the superior warrior and after that, being turned into a sweet waifu by my magic dick is very appealing to me.
If that doesn't appeal to you than it sucks to be you. I'm fricking my frog wife and killing homosexuals and squids with her all the same.
9 months ago
Anonymous
"tsundere" does not mean "aggressive b***h who also loves dick". Also I'm not sure why you're throwing out "homosexual" when she's bisexual because Belgium is the San Fran of Europe.
9 months ago
Anonymous
everyone is bi so you can romance any of them as either gender
thats literally it
9 months ago
Anonymous
Correct, because the game is made and enjoyed by moronic queers
9 months ago
Anonymous
or it's so people like me can make hot females and not be forced to romance dudes
9 months ago
Anonymous
I play a male. A homosexual is anyone who acts like a homosexual in my game. Lae'zel never did act like that.
What happens in real life homosexuals' games is none of my concern.
BG3 is globohomosexual game that takes place in the nu corrupted pozzed corpse of what was once a cool fantasy world but it doesn't change anything to the fact I'm boning lae zel hard.
9 months ago
Anonymous
low test
9 months ago
Anonymous
Rape is not unappealing
9 months ago
Anonymous
Start lifting, man, you naturally have very low T levels and you emanate strong beta energy. Your hormonal balance is like a troony, I'm not even kidding. You sound bitter and b***hy like a woman. I bet you even cry sometimes.
It's fixable, just start lifting, I promise it will get better.
Submitting a really strong woman to your will feels absolutely amazing.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Strong
She's a scrawny c**t. If you had an ounce of testosterone you wouldn't have patience for it. Anyone who's ever actually lifted understands that no matter why you get into it, in the end you realize that you're getting better because you want to be better, and the initial drive doesn't matter and never actually did.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>She's a scrawny c**t.
Look, this gentleman has pretty much answered your complaint.
>of strength and will to match her own when she's like 5'8" and 130 pounds
She's not human. >b-but physics
Wild adult male chimps weigh between 40 and 70 kg (88 and 154 lb) with females weighing between 27 and 50 kg (60 and 110 lb). A chimp could destroy your fat ass no matter how much you outweigh it. Is it that hard to believe a Githyanki is naturally stronger than a human?
Besides, I was talking about her willpower, not her physical strength. You submit her will while physically overpowering her. And what makes it perfect is that she is asking for it. She wants to be dominated by you. If that doesn't make your penis twitch, you're not a man.
>Anyone who's ever actually lifted
I don't understand what you're trying to say. I just like to look in the mirror and see how I'm getting bigger. And then I touch my balls and they're bigger than when I wasn't lifting as well. And my sex drive is high. And I feel a lot more confident. Yeah, that's what lifting and elevated T does to a man.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>And then I touch my balls and they're bigger than when I wasn't lifting as well.
You're a fricking moron and probably a child
9 months ago
Anonymous
>You're a fricking moron and probably a child
Lol, what?
High testosterone makes your balls bigger, it's common knowledge and I literally know it from personal experience. Lmao, why are you crying? When I was on SARMS (I liked RAD140) I had so much sex drive I was ready to frick anything that moved (of female sex). I can't even imagine what would have happened to me on real gear
You are a weak low T troony homosexual, just admit it, lmao
It's never too late to start lifting, kid, I promise it will make your life better.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>High testosterone makes your balls bigger, it's common knowledge
No it's not, it's not even broscience, you're just fricking stupid and making it more obvious you have never even been to a gym. >I can't even imagine what would have happened to me on real gear
Using gear infamously makes your balls SHRINK, moron.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>No it's not
Hahahahaha, moron. Yes it does, fricking troony
>it's not even broscience
Of course it's not, it's real science
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4255853/ >Testicular volume may be decreased with low testosterone levels
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6966696/ >Hypoandrogenism is a common diagnosis in older men because the aging testis loses its ability to produce adequate levels of T. Symptoms include reduced testicular volume
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3780703/ >Patients had significantly lower total testosterone concentration compared to patients with normal testicular volume
And I'm not even talking about the massive amount of studies on bulls and rams, which absolutely have massive balls when they have higher T. The same fricking hormone as humans.
HIGHER T = BIGGER BALLS
FACT
DESTROYED WITH FACTS AND LOGIC, FRICKING troony, START LIFTING, IDIOT, IT WILL MAKE YOU SMARTER TOO
>Using gear infamously makes your balls SHRINK
You literally know nothing about gear, clown. Gear makes your balls fricking huge, FACT. Post-cycle withdrawal is what makes your balls shrink. And only if you're a stupid neanderthal who doesn't care about post-cycle therapy. You're thinking with fricking XX century stereotypes, clown, nowadays you can have no withdrawal symptoms after T injections, idiot.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Hahahahaha, moron. Yes it does,
No it doesn't, you homosexual 12 year old. >Of course it's not, it's real science
No it isn't. >https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4255853/ >https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6966696/ >https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3780703/
These show testicular volume as one cause of low testosterone, not the other way around
>You literally know nothing about gear, clown. Gear makes your balls fricking huge, FACT.
Wrong.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29120657/
moron
9 months ago
Anonymous
>These show testicular volume as one cause of low testosterone, not the other way around
The frick? Are you fricking blind? Or just fricking stupid? These are related things, idiot, picrel means literal correlation, balls don't just shrink out of nowhere, their size depends on your hormone levels, FACT, YOU FRICKING Black person!
>https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29120657/ >Anabolic steroid induced hypogonadism
Yes, I know about that. It's called BEING A STUPID Black person and I addressed it in my previous post, pederast, here, look >Post-cycle withdrawal is what makes your balls shrink. And only if you're a stupid neanderthal who doesn't care about post-cycle therapy.
It's all about hypogonadism. Which won't happen if you do proper post-cycle therapy. Who are you fricking arguing with, idiot, I lift and I know a lot about PEDs and you fricking don't, moron.
>12 year old
Are you fricking 17 or something, idiot, why do you keep repeating that?
[...]
sir this is a lae'zel discussion thread, please take it to /hm/ if you to discuss balls
sir this is a lae'zel discussion thread
Lae'zel is a beautiful woman. Here, my post is relevant now
9 months ago
Anonymous
>picrel means literal correlation
Whooooooops, here it is
9 months ago
Anonymous
Also, elevated estradiol (estrogen, literally female hormone) causes your balls to shrink. Which is what happens when you have low T.
See, idiot, it's all connected.
Small balls = low T, high estradiol. Which means small balls = YOU'RE A troony WITH ELEVATED FEMALE HORMONE.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>The frick? Are you fricking blind? Or just fricking stupid? These are related things, idiot,
Moron doesn't understand causation. If output is low and factories are small, is the low output causing the small factories? Dipshit. >balls don't just shrink out of nowhere,
They do if you do gear, which causes a decrease in the hormone that ACTUALLY increases test size, gonadotropin. >Post-cycle withdrawal
Is not what causes gear to make your balls shrink. Excess test makes your brain think your balls are on too much and turn off gonadotropin. With proper cycling and secondary hormone injections, yes, you can minimize or even eliminate this effect, but that just means you can prevent excess test from making your balls shrink, not that test makes your balls grow. >Are you fricking 17 or something, idiot, why do you keep repeating that?
Because what you're arguing is something so moronic that it doesn't even come off as a common misconception, but something a child would come up with. > I lift and I know a lot about PEDs and you fricking don't,
You haven't touched a barbell in your fricking life. Also your waifu is shit.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Moron doesn't understand causation
It's not a game of "find the cause" fricking Black person, these parameters are literally connected.
>They do if >and balls can be different sizes depending on your hormone levels.
Listen to yourself idiot, you just proved my point.
>Is not what causes gear to make your balls shrink
Goodbye, you're moronic. It's exactly what causes gear to make your balls shrink.
>but something a child would come up with
You live in an imaginary world and literally say "nooooo, your personal experience doesn't matter, it's broscience". Now say that my balls have cancer and that's why they got bigger when I started lifting and then they got even bigger when I hopped on SARMS a year later. And then when I stopped lifting and gained some fat, my balls got smaller again. Go ahead, deny it
>You haven't touched a barbell in your fricking life
Picrel is literally my barbell, homosexual. So? Now what? >your waifu is shit
Beta male
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Hahahahaha, moron. Yes it does,
No it doesn't, you homosexual 12 year old. >Of course it's not, it's real science
No it isn't. >https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4255853/ >https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6966696/ >https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3780703/
These show testicular volume as one cause of low testosterone, not the other way around
>You literally know nothing about gear, clown. Gear makes your balls fricking huge, FACT.
Wrong.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29120657/
moron
sir this is a lae'zel discussion thread, please take it to /hm/ if you to discuss balls
>of strength and will to match her own when she's like 5'8" and 130 pounds
She's not human. >b-but physics
Wild adult male chimps weigh between 40 and 70 kg (88 and 154 lb) with females weighing between 27 and 50 kg (60 and 110 lb). A chimp could destroy your fat ass no matter how much you outweigh it. Is it that hard to believe a Githyanki is naturally stronger than a human?
I'm insulting your taste, you dumb homosexual. That said, it wouldn't have killed the writers to make literally any of the characters actually likable instead of a bunch of sarcastic horny teenagers.
She is gorgeous in motion. This game really reminded people that beauty is an acquired taste and is a function of how much you like the person in question.
To be fair Githyanki are all basically subs for their Valekith Lichdommymommy. Sure they put on an agressive show but at the end of the day they all put on the saddle when they get to level 12.
Plus you know, the thousands of years of being bred (for slavery you gooners) is going to leave an imprint, a natural and subtle interplay of hormones designed to calm and please the subjugated because those are the ones that survived, even against what they're being instilled and taught now. It's probably why after violently escaping that slavery, losing Gith they end up essentially enslaved again. It's in their nature.
Brought to you by Githzerai *knowing* gang.
this always was so funny for me
a girl doing porn at 18 and getting gangbanged by black guys that could be her fathers or grandfathers by age and pissing in her mouth is fine
but if you are a 25 yo dude with an 18-19 yo gf you are a "groomer"
She would be traditionally beautiful with a normal nose, every other feature is attractive. Some people can't get past the uncanniness while others can appreciate the odd beauty that she is.
>appreciate the odd beauty that she is.
I mean, yeah, she's fricking conventionally beautiful. Not just attractive, but fricking beautiful, look at that face shape, those lips and those eyes.
Even her nose is kind of realistic, just small.
She's beautiful and if anybody thinks otherwise, he's a Black person.
She has the best character and character progression, tsundere noble savage becoming red pilled and simping for you is kino
I just wish she didn't have a nasty disfigured body and had a slightly more normal nose, if mods make her as hot as shadowheart then there will be no reason to pick anyone but laezel
[...]
Why the frick would you not just change her class to paladin like I did.
That way she can actually do damage, get two attacks per round, use heavy armor plus still do the same shit healing she could before.
Why the frick would you not just change her class to paladin like I did.
That way she can actually do damage, get two attacks per round, use heavy armor plus still do the same shit healing she could before.
I hate her ridiculous nose. It's such a stupid cop-out to make her more appealing to coomers.
REAL gith don't have pug noses, they have NO NOSES at all. Just like the holes in a skull.
>The Githzerai are the last of the Gith and are more human-like in appearance and are the only ones who aren’t evil… and are described with caucasian skin, so that’s not great.
God I'm so fricking tired of these non-people and their anti-white dogshit every being forced into every single fricking thing they say, do and think.
>Shadow''bearfricker''heart >loyal
Orpheus turned into a squid, he isn't cucking shit unlike Halsin who Shadowheart canonically lusts after, even when romancing your character.
Stop projecting your fantasy
That shit only happens if you are getting your butthole pounded by Halsin. Which I am assuming you did since you are a gigantic homosexual
9 months ago
Anonymous
It's literally on her wiki page. She's polygamous and doesn't want to share you with other women, only Halsin.
Lae'zel canonically lusts after Astarion even if you are starting her romance. She will even frick him during the party.
None of your moronic waifus are pure
9 months ago
Anonymous
Karlach
9 months ago
Anonymous
>doesn't romance an alien prostitute >she hops on the first dick she sees
And yet she manages to be monogamous unlike Shadowbawd.
>Shadow''bearfricker''heart >loyal
Orpheus turned into a squid, he isn't cucking shit unlike Halsin who Shadowheart canonically lusts after, even when romancing your character.
She should be grateful I sacrificed myself not ditch me for Orpheus. That’s the real cuck relationship and no one is talking about it.
9 months ago
Anonymous
This is why we should have 5 companions for travel, so i can just have a hireling or somebody like Gale become a cuckflayer
9 months ago
Anonymous
You turned into the race that enslaved her people, the frick did you expect?
9 months ago
Anonymous
>hurr durr become gay, the mortal enemies of the gith who used to enslave them
9 months ago
Anonymous
You turned into the race that enslaved her people, the frick did you expect?
This is why we should have 5 companions for travel, so i can just have a hireling or somebody like Gale become a cuckflayer
I’m the liberator of all githyanki they said so themselves I should have a harem of them
I don't find her hot at all, but her way of being, how she is, that is hot no? I also find it sexy that she thinks my character committing racial crimes is sexy, but I'd never approach a woman like that irl at all. I'm confused.
I'm merely using pictures to express my feelings when posting on this albanian sheep taming forum. This is a Lae'zel thread. I'd rather not spark the debate about Shadowheart possibly being a bearfricking prostitute and the Shar temple's bicycle.
I swapped Lae'zel to a barbarian and she picks up Gale and uses him as a weapon. It amuses me endlessly to watch her scoop him up by the hair and slam him into enemies repeatedly.
There were no storywise consequences to using tadpole powers
Not even becoming half illithid other than visual appearance, i like the horrific teeth tho and i get fly.
Its only at the very end it matters just for the closing of the story, which is meh.
I wish I had known you could get them to be friends, I left shadowheart early in the campaign for being a huge b***h to everyone.
there are several occasions where >shadowheart compliments lae'zel's ability >shadowheart trying to explain that you catch more flies with honey instead of vinegar >lae'zel saying she could see shadowheart is hurt after breaking from sharr's embrace
They don't get some make up scene but if you talk to them after different events you can tell they've warmed up to each other.
For example after Shadowheart spares the Nightsong and Shar basically tortures her on the way out you can talk to Lae'zel and she'll say something about it hurts her to see Shadowheart in pain.
I'm playing as a Dragonborn Cleric of Tiamat, the dragon goddess that's supplying Vlaakith with red dragons. Was hoping it would matter somehow with Lae'zel. It doesn't.
Also if you keep Lae'zel loyal to Vlaakith, she breaks up with you in act 3.
Repulsive frog b***h. Ugly freak.
So the eye roll was meant to be so jaggy
post a smooth eyeroll
that's how eyes move, moron-kun
Why did nerds in the 1980's suck at designs? That's a goblin with a small nose. Did they think that was a cool or distinct OC race?
I don't think this design or the race is anywhere near that old.
The race has existed in d&d since 1e, 1974.
They're supposed to be humans, or some other humanoid type race, from the future as the Ilithid Empire is from the future.
So they're supposed to be el atrocidad?
this, I killed her with the tieflings at the start because I couldn't stand her ugly fricking face
t.Shadowheart
Why is there no mod to fix her face yet
There is nothing to fix
gith yanki my pp
I could have sworn I saw one last week. Did it not work on the launch version so it was pulled?
According to what I've heard it was nuked because some drama over nexus comments with people being butthurt and insinuating anti-woke activity
There's no mod to remove black people either, people are lazy now
I can't tell if this is a joke thread or if there are people who have played so few videogames that they think this twiggy frog b***h is particularly desirable.
lemme guess you failed the domination roll
morons like you genuinely don't get the appeal of the archetype. For one thing, it's fricking dumb that she acts like a super brash warrior and wants to pursue men (or women, because this game is made by gays) of strength and will to match her own when she's like 5'8" and 130 pounds. But secondly, and more importantly, the way it's supposed to work is that you win the approval of the woman by proving your skill and character through accomplishment and bravery. This c**t, on the other hand, is impressed when you act like a belligerent shithead, and expects you essentially sexually assault her, because something something klingon culture. It's a Black person's idea of quirky romance, and I find it gross and unappealing.
She's literally from a different species who doesn't even live in the normal univers my dude
Okay great, you came up with an excuse for why your shit character is shit. So what? Maybe next time you can use aliens or other dimensions as an excuse to make party members that are actually fricking tolerable.
Unfortunately we do live in the normal universe and this game is made for humans.
While it may be "realistic" for aliens to have different takes on consent, you should hardly be surprised when it makes some people uncomfortable and they dislike how those interactions play out.
Nah it doesn't make anyone uncomfortable except twitter literal homosexuals with low test.
It's not about being uncomfortable, it's about being being unappealing. Which would be fine if the game had literally any good options, but it doesn't, everyone in the party is a weird gay.
Yeah I get it, but I play videogames to get away from that shit
A tsundere warrior female admiring me and wanting to be dominated by me because I'm the superior warrior and after that, being turned into a sweet waifu by my magic dick is very appealing to me.
If that doesn't appeal to you than it sucks to be you. I'm fricking my frog wife and killing homosexuals and squids with her all the same.
"tsundere" does not mean "aggressive b***h who also loves dick". Also I'm not sure why you're throwing out "homosexual" when she's bisexual because Belgium is the San Fran of Europe.
everyone is bi so you can romance any of them as either gender
thats literally it
Correct, because the game is made and enjoyed by moronic queers
or it's so people like me can make hot females and not be forced to romance dudes
I play a male. A homosexual is anyone who acts like a homosexual in my game. Lae'zel never did act like that.
What happens in real life homosexuals' games is none of my concern.
BG3 is globohomosexual game that takes place in the nu corrupted pozzed corpse of what was once a cool fantasy world but it doesn't change anything to the fact I'm boning lae zel hard.
low test
Rape is not unappealing
Start lifting, man, you naturally have very low T levels and you emanate strong beta energy. Your hormonal balance is like a troony, I'm not even kidding. You sound bitter and b***hy like a woman. I bet you even cry sometimes.
It's fixable, just start lifting, I promise it will get better.
Submitting a really strong woman to your will feels absolutely amazing.
>Strong
She's a scrawny c**t. If you had an ounce of testosterone you wouldn't have patience for it. Anyone who's ever actually lifted understands that no matter why you get into it, in the end you realize that you're getting better because you want to be better, and the initial drive doesn't matter and never actually did.
>She's a scrawny c**t.
Look, this gentleman has pretty much answered your complaint.
Besides, I was talking about her willpower, not her physical strength. You submit her will while physically overpowering her. And what makes it perfect is that she is asking for it. She wants to be dominated by you. If that doesn't make your penis twitch, you're not a man.
>Anyone who's ever actually lifted
I don't understand what you're trying to say. I just like to look in the mirror and see how I'm getting bigger. And then I touch my balls and they're bigger than when I wasn't lifting as well. And my sex drive is high. And I feel a lot more confident. Yeah, that's what lifting and elevated T does to a man.
>And then I touch my balls and they're bigger than when I wasn't lifting as well.
You're a fricking moron and probably a child
>You're a fricking moron and probably a child
Lol, what?
High testosterone makes your balls bigger, it's common knowledge and I literally know it from personal experience. Lmao, why are you crying? When I was on SARMS (I liked RAD140) I had so much sex drive I was ready to frick anything that moved (of female sex). I can't even imagine what would have happened to me on real gear
You are a weak low T troony homosexual, just admit it, lmao
It's never too late to start lifting, kid, I promise it will make your life better.
>High testosterone makes your balls bigger, it's common knowledge
No it's not, it's not even broscience, you're just fricking stupid and making it more obvious you have never even been to a gym.
>I can't even imagine what would have happened to me on real gear
Using gear infamously makes your balls SHRINK, moron.
>No it's not
Hahahahaha, moron. Yes it does, fricking troony
>it's not even broscience
Of course it's not, it's real science
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4255853/
>Testicular volume may be decreased with low testosterone levels
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6966696/
>Hypoandrogenism is a common diagnosis in older men because the aging testis loses its ability to produce adequate levels of T. Symptoms include reduced testicular volume
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3780703/
>Patients had significantly lower total testosterone concentration compared to patients with normal testicular volume
And I'm not even talking about the massive amount of studies on bulls and rams, which absolutely have massive balls when they have higher T. The same fricking hormone as humans.
HIGHER T = BIGGER BALLS
FACT
DESTROYED WITH FACTS AND LOGIC, FRICKING troony, START LIFTING, IDIOT, IT WILL MAKE YOU SMARTER TOO
>Using gear infamously makes your balls SHRINK
You literally know nothing about gear, clown. Gear makes your balls fricking huge, FACT. Post-cycle withdrawal is what makes your balls shrink. And only if you're a stupid neanderthal who doesn't care about post-cycle therapy. You're thinking with fricking XX century stereotypes, clown, nowadays you can have no withdrawal symptoms after T injections, idiot.
>Hahahahaha, moron. Yes it does,
No it doesn't, you homosexual 12 year old.
>Of course it's not, it's real science
No it isn't.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4255853/
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6966696/
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3780703/
These show testicular volume as one cause of low testosterone, not the other way around
>You literally know nothing about gear, clown. Gear makes your balls fricking huge, FACT.
Wrong.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29120657/
moron
>These show testicular volume as one cause of low testosterone, not the other way around
The frick? Are you fricking blind? Or just fricking stupid? These are related things, idiot, picrel means literal correlation, balls don't just shrink out of nowhere, their size depends on your hormone levels, FACT, YOU FRICKING Black person!
>https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29120657/
>Anabolic steroid induced hypogonadism
Yes, I know about that. It's called BEING A STUPID Black person and I addressed it in my previous post, pederast, here, look
>Post-cycle withdrawal is what makes your balls shrink. And only if you're a stupid neanderthal who doesn't care about post-cycle therapy.
It's all about hypogonadism. Which won't happen if you do proper post-cycle therapy. Who are you fricking arguing with, idiot, I lift and I know a lot about PEDs and you fricking don't, moron.
>12 year old
Are you fricking 17 or something, idiot, why do you keep repeating that?
sir this is a lae'zel discussion thread
Lae'zel is a beautiful woman. Here, my post is relevant now
>picrel means literal correlation
Whooooooops, here it is
Also, elevated estradiol (estrogen, literally female hormone) causes your balls to shrink. Which is what happens when you have low T.
See, idiot, it's all connected.
Small balls = low T, high estradiol. Which means small balls = YOU'RE A troony WITH ELEVATED FEMALE HORMONE.
>The frick? Are you fricking blind? Or just fricking stupid? These are related things, idiot,
Moron doesn't understand causation. If output is low and factories are small, is the low output causing the small factories? Dipshit.
>balls don't just shrink out of nowhere,
They do if you do gear, which causes a decrease in the hormone that ACTUALLY increases test size, gonadotropin.
>Post-cycle withdrawal
Is not what causes gear to make your balls shrink. Excess test makes your brain think your balls are on too much and turn off gonadotropin. With proper cycling and secondary hormone injections, yes, you can minimize or even eliminate this effect, but that just means you can prevent excess test from making your balls shrink, not that test makes your balls grow.
>Are you fricking 17 or something, idiot, why do you keep repeating that?
Because what you're arguing is something so moronic that it doesn't even come off as a common misconception, but something a child would come up with.
> I lift and I know a lot about PEDs and you fricking don't,
You haven't touched a barbell in your fricking life. Also your waifu is shit.
>Moron doesn't understand causation
It's not a game of "find the cause" fricking Black person, these parameters are literally connected.
>They do if
>and balls can be different sizes depending on your hormone levels.
Listen to yourself idiot, you just proved my point.
>Is not what causes gear to make your balls shrink
Goodbye, you're moronic. It's exactly what causes gear to make your balls shrink.
>but something a child would come up with
You live in an imaginary world and literally say "nooooo, your personal experience doesn't matter, it's broscience". Now say that my balls have cancer and that's why they got bigger when I started lifting and then they got even bigger when I hopped on SARMS a year later. And then when I stopped lifting and gained some fat, my balls got smaller again. Go ahead, deny it
>You haven't touched a barbell in your fricking life
Picrel is literally my barbell, homosexual. So? Now what?
>your waifu is shit
Beta male
sir this is a lae'zel discussion thread, please take it to /hm/ if you to discuss balls
gay
Says the one defending this homosexual ass game that assumes being polite to a man means you want his dick your ass.
>being polite to dudes
Yup, you're definitely a gay
You're literally a Black person, incapable of understanding honor or friendship.
Well you're a Black person and a homosexual!
Literally a chaotic evil race and culture
Wow it’s almost like people like things for different reasons
Imagine gatekeeper archetypes, I’m sure you’re a real Scotsman
>of strength and will to match her own when she's like 5'8" and 130 pounds
She's not human.
>b-but physics
Wild adult male chimps weigh between 40 and 70 kg (88 and 154 lb) with females weighing between 27 and 50 kg (60 and 110 lb). A chimp could destroy your fat ass no matter how much you outweigh it. Is it that hard to believe a Githyanki is naturally stronger than a human?
Chimps, are savage. Jamie, find this video of chimp snacking on a monkey
Yeah obviously chimps are strong but I'm not looking to frick that either
Imagine a 70kg male having sex with a 27kg female
Hehe
>waaaa every female has to be my idea of a perfect waifu even the fricking aliens
holy shit what a loser
I'm insulting your taste, you dumb homosexual. That said, it wouldn't have killed the writers to make literally any of the characters actually likable instead of a bunch of sarcastic horny teenagers.
>moron who can't handle aliens being mean thinks my taste is shit
oh no what ever will I do
>I get off on c**ty chimps who want to step on my balls, I'm high T
lol
Those c**ty chimps are subservient to the PC you fricking moron.
She is gorgeous in motion. This game really reminded people that beauty is an acquired taste and is a function of how much you like the person in question.
>gets pinned down and dommed even by shadowmeme
To be fair Githyanki are all basically subs for their Valekith Lichdommymommy. Sure they put on an agressive show but at the end of the day they all put on the saddle when they get to level 12.
Plus you know, the thousands of years of being bred (for slavery you gooners) is going to leave an imprint, a natural and subtle interplay of hormones designed to calm and please the subjugated because those are the ones that survived, even against what they're being instilled and taught now. It's probably why after violently escaping that slavery, losing Gith they end up essentially enslaved again. It's in their nature.
Brought to you by Githzerai *knowing* gang.
If you romanced her congratulations you're a pedophile
This again?
Blacked is hot, dilate
cuck
this always was so funny for me
a girl doing porn at 18 and getting gangbanged by black guys that could be her fathers or grandfathers by age and pissing in her mouth is fine
but if you are a 25 yo dude with an 18-19 yo gf you are a "groomer"
bae'zel? more like bae'zelbub
can you not post this fricking ugly piece of shit frog prostitute??
Lae'zel' SH and minthara all have their merits. KarlACK is for beheading only though
autistic frog wife
CHUCK! you believe you can survive without ME?
>ummm I know you literally sacrificed yourself to save my prince and my people but your ghaik now so frick you see ya *ditches you on a dragon*
Frick her
>Frick her
Yes.
whats the correct route here? let orpheus turn into the mindflayer?
Let Karlach turn into a mindflayer.
Do you have to have her in your party for that?
Yeah.
cant you only do that if you align with the emperor?
also, i have no karlach on my current playthrough...
Karlach can be squidded regardless, you just need to do her quest
hmm i dont remember having the option to have karlach be the mindflayer after i freed orpheus
>Frick her
Yeeeee, frick her (sexually and sensually)
She would be traditionally beautiful with a normal nose, every other feature is attractive. Some people can't get past the uncanniness while others can appreciate the odd beauty that she is.
>appreciate the odd beauty that she is.
I mean, yeah, she's fricking conventionally beautiful. Not just attractive, but fricking beautiful, look at that face shape, those lips and those eyes.
Even her nose is kind of realistic, just small.
She's beautiful and if anybody thinks otherwise, he's a Black person.
>give the inquisitor the artifact
>promise to kill whatever is in the artifact
>stab the dream guardian
>queen demands your death anyway
choices matter
#NotAllChoices
(you realize what laezel doesn't, that your death has been ordained whether you were successful or not)
there's a good reason why vlaakith wants you dead orpheus will challenge her rule
Why would anyone agree to help her
Because technically she has enough power to simply Wish you dead.
Which she does if you piss her off too much in your first encounter with her.
Risking your potentially last wish cast to kill a random dude who insulted you is both fricking stupid and pretty cool.
>tell the lich b***h to just kill you if she is so great
>GAME OVER your party has been defeated
Ludokino
that was a laugh out loud moment
Why doesn’t she just kill your party and steal the artifact back if she’s so powerful
smooth brain
>Replay and stab Emperor just to see what happens
>HRMMMM I AM SO DISAPPOINTED! I'LL STILL PROTECT YOU AND TALK TO YOU BUT I AM NOT HAPPY >:(
Come on.
On that account, making a deal or not with Raphael in act III only changes whether you go there for the hammer or for your contract?
you gain lae'zel's adoration if you decide to steal the hammer from raphael's house of hope instead of making a deal with the devil
I made a deal with Raphael and got his ending
its a specific line from lae'zel
>i chose the open valley
>you chose the brambled path
>it annoys me but i adore you for choosing it
You can make a deal then steal and destroy it
>not bae'zed
She cannot give you children. She is worthless.
She has the best character and character progression, tsundere noble savage becoming red pilled and simping for you is kino
I just wish she didn't have a nasty disfigured body and had a slightly more normal nose, if mods make her as hot as shadowheart then there will be no reason to pick anyone but laezel
My beautiful frog wife
best armor for laezel? still wearing the adamantine splint armor
No armor at all!
The tiefling armorer sells a crazy good armor in BG for like 14k (I picketpocketed it though)
Post her HQ nude screenshot somewhere (3rd party image hosting or >>>/b/ ) and link it here please
>that shadow
>No armor at all!
that's for in camp
You should have put Ketheric's armor on her by now
that's on shadowheart
Did you really waste a feat for heavy armor on Shadow? baka
man i just want a heavy armor war cleric
It's called a paladin
just like clerics is all
You can just respec her to war domain
Why the frick would you not just change her class to paladin like I did.
That way she can actually do damage, get two attacks per round, use heavy armor plus still do the same shit healing she could before.
>do the same shit healing she could before.
if you respect her to life cleric she does insane healing
does absolutely no damage tho outside of spirit guardians
If you're already respeccing her from that moronic "trickery" shit, you may as well go paladin and be useful to the group.
Ketheric armor isn't necessarly better. Being immune to crit and inflicting 3 turns of reeling is huge
I think I used the adamantine armors on me and her the whole game.
I gave Gael the devil's armor, kek.
I hate her ridiculous nose. It's such a stupid cop-out to make her more appealing to coomers.
REAL gith don't have pug noses, they have NO NOSES at all. Just like the holes in a skull.
Giths changed a lot over the years
https://dumpstatadventures.com/blog/deep-dive-the-gith
>The Githzerai are the last of the Gith and are more human-like in appearance and are the only ones who aren’t evil… and are described with caucasian skin, so that’s not great.
God I'm so fricking tired of these non-people and their anti-white dogshit every being forced into every single fricking thing they say, do and think.
I like it. It swings the pendulum really hard one way which means it will inevitably swing back just as hard the other way.
>paint Kate Mara green
>people call her ugly
Gamers are weird
;_;
y tho
She has the best lines of dialog in the entire game, not even joking.
>first love and last
she dumps you for becoming a mindflayer btw so much for loving you unconditionally meanwhile shadowheart stays with you
She knows the mindflayer is not you anymore and just a parasite with your memories. Kinda weird they don’t put you down like a dog tbh.
>becoming gay
>becoming a mindflayer
The transformation killed your toon and the tadpole ate his memory. Shadow is fine with that because she's a bearfricking hoe.
Shadowheart is loyal while laezel cucks you with Orpheus
>Shadow''bearfricker''heart
>loyal
Orpheus turned into a squid, he isn't cucking shit unlike Halsin who Shadowheart canonically lusts after, even when romancing your character.
Stop projecting your fantasy
That shit only happens if you are getting your butthole pounded by Halsin. Which I am assuming you did since you are a gigantic homosexual
It's literally on her wiki page. She's polygamous and doesn't want to share you with other women, only Halsin.
Lae'zel canonically lusts after Astarion even if you are starting her romance. She will even frick him during the party.
None of your moronic waifus are pure
Karlach
>doesn't romance an alien prostitute
>she hops on the first dick she sees
And yet she manages to be monogamous unlike Shadowbawd.
Not in my game but hey, I don't play a cuck.
My waifu has morals and she dumped your pathetic, weak, squid ass.
She should be grateful I sacrificed myself not ditch me for Orpheus. That’s the real cuck relationship and no one is talking about it.
This is why we should have 5 companions for travel, so i can just have a hireling or somebody like Gale become a cuckflayer
You turned into the race that enslaved her people, the frick did you expect?
>hurr durr become gay, the mortal enemies of the gith who used to enslave them
I’m the liberator of all githyanki they said so themselves I should have a harem of them
Bruh y’all finna be on some shit. she lookin like a goofy ahhh grinch lookin ass
she looks like a green thanos
I haven't played the game and I want to know if this video is funny
Frog princess filtering all the fat Aloy worshipping pigs
I don't find her hot at all, but her way of being, how she is, that is hot no? I also find it sexy that she thinks my character committing racial crimes is sexy, but I'd never approach a woman like that irl at all. I'm confused.
You are simply a closeted heterosexual
I'm scared of coming out and losing all my LGBTQSF+ clout.
Was giving a space frog pubes necessary?
Yes, pubes are necessary
You're still avatargayging and not posting her screenshots, Black person
I'm merely using pictures to express my feelings when posting on this albanian sheep taming forum. This is a Lae'zel thread. I'd rather not spark the debate about Shadowheart possibly being a bearfricking prostitute and the Shar temple's bicycle.
I swapped Lae'zel to a barbarian and she picks up Gale and uses him as a weapon. It amuses me endlessly to watch her scoop him up by the hair and slam him into enemies repeatedly.
There were no storywise consequences to using tadpole powers
Not even becoming half illithid other than visual appearance, i like the horrific teeth tho and i get fly.
Its only at the very end it matters just for the closing of the story, which is meh.
real talk: its fun seeing lae'zel and shadowheart becoming frens
yeah, when Shadowheart goes to get a mouthful of frog puss I really felt that
>friends
Not happening
there are several occasions where
>shadowheart compliments lae'zel's ability
>shadowheart trying to explain that you catch more flies with honey instead of vinegar
>lae'zel saying she could see shadowheart is hurt after breaking from sharr's embrace
They don't get some make up scene but if you talk to them after different events you can tell they've warmed up to each other.
For example after Shadowheart spares the Nightsong and Shar basically tortures her on the way out you can talk to Lae'zel and she'll say something about it hurts her to see Shadowheart in pain.
screenshot of that
I wish I had known you could get them to be friends, I left shadowheart early in the campaign for being a huge b***h to everyone.
Does that mean I have to beat her up in the future, or was one time enough?
I thought the NPCs would be more fearful of Dragonbornes so I could powertrip as powerful wizard dragon who could freeze entire cities.
But alas
Laezel canonically cucks you for Orpheus
I canonically had sex with your mother
kek i love my autistic frog wife
Why did you post a screenshot of a video? Don't you have your own if you love her?
i'm too slow on the trigger plus when i try to do the snip tool it reverts to a previous frame while the actual frame i want passes
A hee hee. Shimon nah
I'm playing as a Dragonborn Cleric of Tiamat, the dragon goddess that's supplying Vlaakith with red dragons. Was hoping it would matter somehow with Lae'zel. It doesn't.
Also if you keep Lae'zel loyal to Vlaakith, she breaks up with you in act 3.
Holy frick I just realized what made her so hot to me
spots like jadzia dax
It's the fricking spots