>You could still gain some joy out of building up your domain, but that is also doomed to sink in due time as continents aren't permanent.
Even a freebie can max the cap of a domain within 3-5 months. The rest of the time he can spend tweaking his production chains/making the domain look pretty/whatever.
>broodwar
Yes, since of this very moment you can insta-build units and building in BW with the currency you can amass by paying real world money. Oh, and teleport units for cash too.
Totally the same.
Also who in their right mind would compare both games? Implying that it's a shitty bait, and if you wanted a reply - here you have it. Have a nice day.
If your point is that P2W as an expression itself is shit, sure.
If you are trying to underplay the edge one player gains over another buy paying money in LoL ---> then screw you, bud!
7 months ago
Anonymous
"pay to win" means you can spend an unlimited or effectively unlimited amount of money for bonuses
LoL is freemium which means it has a subscription (a modest $4 per month if you buy it yearly) and that's all you can buy
if you're calling a freemium game P2W then you're either naïve or dishonest
7 months ago
Anonymous
You're literally paying to gain an unfair advantage over other players, that's the definition of pay 2 win. >b-but Brood War!
Worst argument I've ever heard, you're either trolling or severely moronic. Brood War is pay 2 play (assuming you're not pirating it), you're paying to buy the game itself, not to gain an unfair advantage over other players.
7 months ago
Anonymous
I really don't know what people expect. A developer has to monetize their game somehow if they want to earn a living. Hosting isn't free either. What other options are there for a super niche browser games like LoL?
7 months ago
Anonymous
They could just lock cosmetics behind the paywall instead. Which if LoL's case, would be preventing you from changing your CoA and suc without paying.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Hosting isn't free either.
Neither is it expensive.
Especially for a browser game with 1k active players.
But that's besides the point, that getting 10x Tokens fricking sucks for those who get 'em at a regular rate. If Token aren't such a big deal, why are you homosexuals even buying subscription in the first place? Lying sacks of shit. The intent of the 'feature' is clear as a day.
There are plenty of ways to monetize without selling an edge over another player. That's just scummy and has no excuse. LoL+ features were already enough as is.
7 months ago
Anonymous
if you're that butthurt then just make an alt so that you have double the slots. hell, make two alts and you can have even more sloots
7 months ago
Anonymous
Oh, I'm not buthurt about monetization is LoL, it's admin's game and he can do whatever he wants.
What grinds my gears is paypigs gaslighting that forking money doesn't really give any meaningful advantages when it does.
Like YOU, downplaying it with "it's just some title slots, lameyo"
7 months ago
Anonymous
>You're literally paying to gain an unfair advantage over other players
Advantage isnt that big though
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Shit isn't as bad as diarrhea
lmfao
5 months ago
Anonymous
Tbf to admeme he could make a fortune selling tokens. There must be one or two autists out there who would blow thousands per month to dominate lands of lords
5 months ago
Anonymous
>There must be one or two autists out there who would blow thousands per month to dominate lands of lords
At the beginning of LOL7, Hawkwood gifted one of the Thule guys a year of LOL+ as a joke.
The guy who paid to lose spends more time in these threads than anyone kek
This is fine because it's a game of obsession, now let's all praise our Tilean overlords
two more weeks until the russians murder everyone else on Mantalus
Ursalia and Verdantia will celebrate with another week of boredom and erotic role playing
I don't mind giving admeme 7 euros a month because that's less than I tip my third favorite oshi every day.
Poverty world homosexuals should only play the games that other beggars crack for them because the earth needs crypto mining toasters
The entire horse economy is fricking moronic. The horses you give your knights are cheaper than the horses you give your peasants. He should add a warhorse for the heavy cavalry and make that most expensive and switch the input costs of saddle horses and workhorses.
Getting a lot of those "please wait for X seconds" cooldowns for no apparent reason.
Did moronmin break his game again or is this a new """game mechanic""
Confucius said:
For proper feng shui, one should always
give the bored russian someone to kill,
the horny verdantian something to frick,
and the ursalian a master to serve.
Some people say the Tilean blob on Ursalia is gay and boring and exactly the same as the Tilean blob on Verdantia, but that's not true. We're the based Tileans, who use words like based, because we're totally on top of all the latest internet trends.
So why not pop in and see our friendly youth outreach workers at Ingerland for your personal grooming today!
>unironically rping in a tryhard discord game
lol
look at these losers
https://www.landsoflords.com/arm/lord/38306/830588
https://www.landsoflords.com/arm/lord/33999/830630
Bros, which continent are you on? I'm trying to rejoin with a friend after having played last in like 2022. I saw Endor is quite new? Where are the Ingerlandbros at?
nvm joined Mantolas, where are the ingerlanders aggregated at? Do you have a map of the zones of influence or something? Btw did troonywood give up the game?
Why don't they leave? Create a new nation called, frick something not cool but kind of cool, "Schtolette". You know cause they stole it oh and can't forget to forbid Boorg.
If you want tldr how Boorg ended up a tilean wienersucker, here it is: >Boorg wanted a whole continent under his boot and made a pact with a small russian faction that is basically Nordboar 2.0 in terms of reliability >that faction broke the terms and attacked Logres without Boorgs consent. >Boorg questioned Lodbrock (emperor of Varkia and former ally) why the frick was he a seneschal in military domains of said small faction, and it didn't go well >Nordgard was eradicated >they had their moments humiliating Logres and their allies though >after a bit, Russkies almost executed Boorgs character and stole a bunch of regalias >Boorg is now on vengeance ark against almost entire slav community and allied himself with tileans
Funniest part of the whole story - Lodbrock was only helping to establish the trade routes to deliver decent equipment. He never participated in Nordgardian conflict directly.
>Funniest part of the whole story - America was only helping through Lend-Lease to deliver free materiel. They never participated in the Battle of Britain directly.
6 months ago
Anonymous
>implying whole ursalia had no decent equipment by that time
If only Ursalia was at least half of size of Terra Occidentalis, I'd get it. The improvement most likely wasn't even this big and Nordgard got outnumbered anyways.
Endor is pretty old at this point, only Terra Occidentalis is older.
It spawned in late 2022 and will sink in early 2024.
Most powers on Endor moved to Mantolas. No fighting has happened yet because of new mechanics (restricting fighting on early continents, admin tries to prevent lame continent spanning mega alliances but it instead makes this game even more boring)
But I think it is safe to say that they'll own the place soon.
I thought Endor was a dead continent at this point, and most of the Russians seemed to agree by leaving it en masse, but there had been some flare up recently and some old endorian domains have been revived.
Likewise Eressëa is still busy enough so maybe there'll be another showdown soon, idk
Ingerland has moved from T.O. to Ursalia, but I think most of the old guard is gone at this point and all that remain are massive homosexuals, ask godson.
Ursalia seems pretty boring so if you want some action you should stick to Mantolas, there'll be Ingerlanders there anyway if you're so inclined
Ingerland is on Ursalia under the Empire of Basado. We will be remaking a Kingdom or something when old Ingerland on Frigos sinks soon. Plenty of OG members are still around.
>Boorgland and treeville on tilea island
is there some reason why 10+ Ganker players submitted to two discord players with only godson in protest?
are ingerlanders just a bunch of slaveboygays?
They were bitten by the Tileans. Now they'll turn into Tilean homosexuals. They'll build big domains on Eressia and start having sex with each other, nothing new.
Yeah Tilea and the Tilean bootlickers gang are kind of boring and shit but you can still go to Mantalus and do entertaining shit as an Indy like turn your neighbours into zombie factories so it's not all bad
Zombies are not that scary. Surprise suicide attacks with the infected military are. Game was never as exploitable. Funny to see that huge changes like this always seem to happen before the russkie great migration/settling and tileans already well aware and prepared to cause chaos, because testers/dev 'council' leaked everything necessary to them. Some things never change, the community is just trash and needs to be locked in gas chamber.
Good kekking morning mein bruders. Has any one kekked at a troon or a SJW yet today? the salt levels only rise further and the banter only gets cheekier!
If you hold it for seven days you can move it to your domain.
I think you also can just buy gold, drop it on the ground in their domain and pick it up if you're ballsy.
https://www.landsoflords.com/arm/lord/38338/843437 >The world sees me as a ruler, but these chains allow me to be the woman I truly am
The audacity, the cheekiness, the metaphor. What a subtle way to call Boorg a troon! Bravo!
I don't get why you would ask to play your race. I am an ayylmao I come from mars. Why aren't there any Martians? No? You want me to pretend to be an unevolved monkey for immersion.
I hope it's not too bad to stay around then
Spawned in Mantolas, going to try building houses and a school yo get more workers and produce some stuff my citizens want
Mantalus is cool. Lots of zombies, wolves and bandits running wild, plus Russians and Etolians trying to kill each other.
Basically none of the players should bother you if you're small and active but you might get robbed or get the odd worker eaten by NPCs or possibly get a visit from the French who will invite you to join their peace cult.
If you really need hand holding go to Ingerland on Ursalia and the anons there will give you a golden shower I gather
>eaten by NPC's
Will this happen if they're left gathering stuff somewhere?
I haven't been contacted by anyone yet, though last night a Russian player left his character next to the market square, fought a zombie and hasn't moved since
Sometimes they get your guys out in the field and sometimes they wander into town for a snack. Had a quarryman one shot kill a zombie with a riposte and keep quarrying the other day.
Pack of wolves are real drama, zombies are no big deal if you're shitting out settlers. Just keep your happiness up and build a new house or two every day
very hard. If you join, you HAVE to become someone's b***h and worship a nation leader, or you're fricked. You have no choice. You WILL bend the knee and obey every, single, order.
eh not so much. I'm sitting out the Russo-Etolian war on Manty, doing my own thing on Eressea and Verdy, and spent the entire shitstorm on Arsalia growing pigs
you should probably have vassaled under the roosians instead of the heckin blob emperor bro
Yeah, that's pretty much how it works. The suzerains of your suzerain are rarely concerned with micromanaging you unless they have turbo autism which only a few do.
Exactly, anyone higher than your liege can suck your flaccid wiener. Everyone in the lower rungs shouldn't care about the emperors or very rarely the kings. You can pay homage to them yes but overall? Who gives a shit.
I think the problem is that players that only have villages and hamlets are forced to rely on the upper nobles for protection against zombies. Well they suck and live different lives.
I think the zombies will allow new players to develop with a peasant levy mindset, making them stronger.
Yeah zombies eat the odd guy here and there but most zombie haters are just mad that they can't shit out alts over resources with zero protection because the undead don't give a frick about how many discords they belong to
I'm surely missing the obvious, but how are hens bred?
I hace the resources listed in the encyclopedia and have a farmer inside the farm, but the breeding option doesn't show up
you need to buy a hen to make a farm
buying from market is done by pressing the arrows and then the drop down to purchase animals will appear
purchase one hen
then build a farm
at this point you can begin hen printing!
Who the frick was Calradia fighting? And why is the peace treaty 4 months? Why do they pick such long treaties when they know it will be broken also be long enough for the continent to sink.
I was over at my lord's manor the other day helping with some seigneurial duties. He rules a pretty provincial domain of a very Ingerlish county. At the end of the day we went to one of the nearby country taverns. It's the kind of place that farmers, quarrymen, and the peasant class go to unwind.
The town crier was reading a new proclamation from Boorg and the local blacksmith said,
"You know what? She ain't so bad. The economy is recovering, nobody's rioting, and we're standing up on the world stage again. Can't believe I'm saying this but the Empress Angelica has got my allegiance next year."
I looked around and all I saw were heads nodding in agreement. I even heard a few calls of "Yessir" and "Damn straight" from the men around me.
Londi is a homosexual, he lives with a syrian refugee somewhere in Milan. The Russian community lost the post of head moderator for discovering this heinous fact
It's funny that Tilea is a host for most known homosexuals. NB (Florean, ex-tilean), bao (d'Arborea, ex-tilean), Derugechaff are also openly gay. Globohomosexual blobs seem to be most appealing to them. Just like RL, where trans/gay rights = human rights, kek.
You don't really need to actively play to enjoy the shitshow or to RP
I wouldn't join for the gameplay at this point, but you can still make a village easily enough and write silly tickets.
I thought that Mantolas was the worst one for zombies.
1st of all, zombies got nerfed
2ndly, you can just GROUP your units in packs of 2, zombies tend to ignore grouped units
y'all need to be morons to fear them
Confucius said:
For proper feng shui, one should always
give the bored russian someone to kill,
the horny verdantian something to frick,
and the ursalian a master to serve.
Confucius said:
Do not worry, simply enjoy the complete lack of any internal logic and the absurdity of it all.
Make your own fun, or don't.
Admin is simply coping with being french:
The french copy no one, and no one copies the french.
>people are still crying about zombos
I can't stand the cretinism of people
It literally takes just 2 fricking peasant soldiers to safely kill a zombie, you can buff their combat stats with leadership bonus by placing your lord on nearby tile
The blob is the love child of ex-Tillies and Russians. If all this blobbing and discording was building up to a war with Tilea that would be cool but it just blobs over smaller blobs which is very fricking gay tbh
The solution? Kill all humans
Again? Damn, I knew those 5 bajillion month truces were dogshit.
False alarm. The whole deal was about territorial conflict caused by some troublesome vassals, same ones that got Calradia into war with Etolia, lol. They got expelled from Calradia, Artecia/Etolia can do whatever they want with them.
Still, you can witness some beating in a while. Monitor Fuller and his allies.
bruh what is the point of even making troops if they don't get to die a glorious death fighting Tileans and to a lesser extent Tilean thralls like Targs?
>wake up >read tickets >some khohol (proud part of globohomo) is crying that he got attacked by russkies in the past so he has to commit war crimes >live with realization that game is just a mere mockery of real life politiks
am I living in matrix? why are players mirroring the real life shit?
Maybe.It still says Ingerland on the map but anyway here's what you missed.
Grug died Ingerland started going downhill
Switched alliance from Russian to gypsy, got wrecked. Mass ragepig quitting by Ymir gang, sometimes they still stop by the thread I'm guessing.
Anyhow Ingerland becomes increasingly shit but has one last gasp after everyone revolts against Sneed because he signs a peace treaty with Tilea.
Nessos sinks, Ingerland vassals in under Tilean discord troony to become a kingdom. Title pigs happy.
Basically the game now is Verdantia is Samothrace, Nessos is Mantalas, and Ingerland sub to an ex Etolian discord queer and perform light duties as part of the golem wall on Ursalia in return for titles, so they're basically French tier now.
Great place to build houses though innit
It was fun while it lasted boys but frick frogs, frick zionists, frick ghetto dwellers, frick Blacks, frick spaghetti munchers, frick the head of cheese, and frick troony jannys lmfao
Also frick you too boorg you discord queer troony chasing dickhead
Did the world reset yet? I played Bill Sutton, sorry for leaving so suddenly if anyone remembers, but that moronic update made me annoyed and would have undone all my work, so I ragequit
Whenever you feel like. I'm too burned out to not just tell you to never bother with this game again, it's kinda a mess right now with active NPCs randomly killing your peasants because patrols are still practically not functional.
World has natural dangers that are currently quite easy to dodge/deal with. However, dragons are coming, and who knows what they will be capable of. Politics suck. Everyone who wants the title just joins the blob instead of competing. Ingerland is mostly dead and is now de facto allied with Tilea under leadership of Boorg.
Oh, and new continent will arise around christmas! Admeme added timelines which made new continent swarming by foreigners impossible, people develop from scratch starting from Mantolas basically. Comfy, but blob meta and title wanking kinda ruins it.
I would say when TOC/Frigos sink (in a week or so maybe) and when the new continent appears.. You can start now too, but all continents has established politics already but Mantolas is the wild card with the most potential for massive conflict. Admin added some kind of ages that add gunpowder to older continents, the one Ingerland on (Ursalia) doesn't have gunpowder yet. because it's relatively new
>gaslighting russians into belief that I've already pledged my loyalty to them to the point they forgot that I exist >refusing to pledge loyalty to archeotype because my domains are widely spread across the continent >secretly feeding ~15 settlers a day to the zombies across different characters
I mean, you can definitely stay indie for as long as you want (If you don't have gold mines or 5 squares of pikemen or whatever).
But if you play this game because you like minmaxing, city building or interesting geopolitics and dislike uninspired political drama posting and title homosexualry you'd have left by now.
Most people don't understand the russian blobs. Artecia and Calradia are completely fricking different and can't be considered allies in a huge sense. They might have common enemies, but it doesn't go beyond that. Same stands for dead Nordgard/Varkia. They aren't 'friends' nor allies even after the moment other people branded them so, and their 'cooperation' is quite often RMT-related (regalia/precious domains trade, stuff like that). Pocket change, nonetheless, but does the trick.
What happened on Ursalia, one might ask? Nordgardian leader is very well known in russian community as a troublemaker, very few people make deals with him. Trusting a regalia to them was a huge mistake on boorg's and bao's side. Boorg escalated situation even further by blaming the russians of Endor for their involvement (even though the only involvement was the making of trade paths), which then led him to be allied with Tileans. At least that's my perspective.
I would assume that Tileans also have a lot of rmt/regalia trade going on behind the curtains and I wouldn't be surprised if Boorg actually sold his ass for the yearly subscribtion/couple of shinies so their new friends could have a bit of fun as marshalls
>Litvin insertin his clusterfrick of a country & real life politics into the game again
kek can some tilean homosexual ask him why he's not in the trenches yet
And to remind you how far some homosexuals are ready to go into this game (and still be hypocritic about it):
Havoc, aka Ar-Feiniel, aka Blackwood/Blackmont is allowed to have 3 accounts, has dev access and either uses dev tools/handmade scripts that trace army movements (which made the landing on Eressea practically impossible).
This isn't new information for old players, literally the entire concept of tilean's game is exploiting game bugs, using scripts, and gaining advantage with a test server. This is the main reason for the polarization of the game world, once faced with this cancerous tumor you can not remain indifferent, it either devours you and you become a cancerous cell, or completely rejects you and you become irreconcilable opponents.
As for a clown like Havok, that's a pretty memetic character, somewhere on the transwood level. He's famous for being in a weird virtual love triangle, with two men from his decrepit empire. Then this virtual love was promoted by the Tileans to the moderation staff, and it was in the business of giving Tileans' alt accounts verified status and they were free to play from them. By the way, this butthole was initially very combative and anti-Tilean, but then he felt betrayed by the Russians and became one of tilean most loyal dogs. Sounds familiar, kek.
I'm fine with the usage of uptimes, but you tilean homosexuals need to chill down, as if script usage/mod abuse (Targarian suspension that happened recently and attack that happened 3 fricking minutes right after that in an attempt to steal regalias) and dev leaks are not enough of an advantage.
https://www.landsoflords.com/forum/878439
13 years of game design and he pulls out the most moronic mechanic that might sabotage anyone, including your friends, if you decide to delete your account
toppest kek lads
ok homosexual
you see a dude who abandoned a precious mine and naturally claim his domain
dude comes back after a while and deletes his account
you lose the domain you have claimed and maybe even put a bunch of effort into rebuilding it
I really like the way tilea and their suckers act. The Russian-speaking community has been united as much as possible in the last few months. We even managed to make peace with the ruthenians, lol. Instead of attacking the ruthenians regalia that they were transporting to Mantolas, tilea should have instead gifted some regalia. Now the entire rank and file Ruthenian community completely hates Tilea, even though a 6 months ago they were allies, lol.
Targarien was the only one of us who tried to maintain a friendship with Tilea/Basado. I spent all of August talking Targarien into stabbing Basado in the back, because he could remove at least half of their army. At that point Nordgard had a huge army and we could have subjugated the mainland to ourselves. But, he decided to keep his honor and try to be a friend of denison. At the same time, this sucker Denison declared that he would kill every Russian. Well, I'd rather Targarien stabbed him in the back.
Targarien is the only one who tried to keep the peace with Tilea on Mantolas. Our entire community was ready to destroy Courtney and Illyris for being vassals of Archeotype. Targarien found all sorts of reasons not to attack them.... Well, after the actions of suckers denison, I think there will be no more peace.
Expect in the coming days the complete subjugation of the mainland under the aegis of the Russians.
Funny... Convincing to attack Tilea/Basado was unrealistic for me, but they did the job for me.
Tilea has never been able to play fair. But despite the fact that our community almost never had administrative resources we were able to get almost half of the regalia in our hands, make our empires and papacy. A year ago we had 2 regalia, lol, now we have 30. All we've done all year is fight.
So why are they being dishonest? They constantly use scripts, bugs, change rules when it suits them, ban when it suits them.
Tilea decided to take over our precious domains on TOR last year. They changed the rules so that domains can be seized. We have started to take action on Endor as well. Not only were we prevented from seizing domains, but we were directly covered alt some idiot with tilea who attacked us from a historical domain. We were just forbidden to put siege on a domain because it was historical. At the same time he was allowed to attack us. So about the rules, when they were able to take over our gold domains on the mainland, they changed the rules. At that point we had not yet managed to capture Tilea's gold domains, we were powerless in the end.
Targarien was a moderator as long as he was neutral towards Tilea. As soon as he started punishing Tilea people for their rule violations, he was immediately stripped of his moderator rights. He wasn't even given a reason for the removal, lol. He was removed without explanation when 1 of the 3 Litvin accounts got a permament ban. What to do next? Now we have to use administrative resources to carry out reprisals. We will find some offense from targaryen that was committed half a year ago and ban him. Within minutes of getting the ban they tried to steal Targaryen's regalia, lol. Is that fair game? As long as the moderator is loyal to the Tileans, as long as he doesn't punish them, then the moderator will have moderated even though he broke the rules.
>t. tilean
regalias can be located without using scripts you buffoon, just go to the fricking regalia page
we knew about the movements because of our spies
A very interesting case recently happened with fogarty. He found a bug with which he made a huge amount of money. But it just so happens that fogarty is a friend of Tilea. Before this case all 3 players who used bugs to get money got permanent bans. What is it now? Fogarty didn't even get a punishment, and some of the money he acquired with the bug was moved to Eressea (that's about 40k oz gold).
We don't use scripts, we don't stab backs, we challenge our enemies to a fair fight. We have no ties in moderation because we aren't even allowed there.
And yet, our community is very strong and close-knit. It is ridiculous that Tilea, with such resources, is unable to destroy us. We're just evolving because they don't know how to play fair.
and it's all happened in just the last few months. All the previous years they acted in the same way.....
Denison is such an idiot, because of his ambitions to take over the mainland, he just betrayed his own ideas when he fought Tilea. He hates Russians so much because we humiliate him and laugh because we act with him as a traitor. Just admit your mistake and apologize. It would be much better to play this game without all the creeps who are incapable of fair play.
>bug
Black person, i just spammed acacia gum because admin forgot to put it on a 7-day cooldown. in fact, other people did the same thing. that's not a "bug." it's not like i hacked the server.
if admin is going to be a moron and add new, untested shit that no one asked for instead of fixing the hundreds of bugs that currently exist, that's his problem.
plus i had like 20M and now it's down to 8M. i'm the real victim here 🙁
>remains of ingerland are now tilean wienersuckers >4'9" is a forbidden word >even nihl considers himself as a friend of ingerland
and that's how a once independent and proud faction gets sissyfied, frens
you all have no balls
We are fine with you sending the saboteurs, spies, propagandists and /misc/-tards who insert real-life politics into the game not even considering that both Calradia and Artecia have both russians and ukrainian players.
Please keep attacking us during the downtime, please keep spreading misinformation. Do so, since we do enjoy such play.
But please, stop pretending like using scripts, moderation tools, alts and dev intel is justified in your little war. You're all homosexuals who cannot accept a loss and go to the extremes over a browser game. Seek professional help, unironically, for this behavior is not healthy.
Also, Havoc, we all know that you like to spend your time killing russian armies on the dev server. I don't know what's the purpose behind this, perhaps relieving your power fantasies makes your flaccid wiener get at least some of the blood flow.
When will this fricking new continent emerge jesus christ I'm tired of doing nothing while waiting. Also, hiw the hell can I make the game loas all the textures in 3D mode? I wanted to get some good screens of my domains before leaving them but some textures are missing or are displayed differently between the center of the screen and the borders. Just let me enjoy my shit reeee
>random russkie makes post about zombie abuse >'NOO, ONLY RUSSIANS DID GET AWAY WITH THE ABUSE OF THE INFECTED' >moderation has 0 russian players and is fully tilean
>russkie makes post about leaving the game >'NOO, HE'S UNABLE TO MAKE HAMLETS ON THE UPCOMING KEKTINENT SO HE JUST MAKING A NEW KEKCOUNT'
I'm now fully convinced that tileans are indeed inbred woke schizos.
>britannia >african climate
What did the french mean by this?
Also >e-girlgos
UUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Too bad the game fricking sucks, otherwise I'd move there.
Lookin for rivers or jungle and not batshit because no lol+, but I found the latter.
So, here you go: https://www.landsoflords.com/map/10070E04967N
enjoy
I just realized that tropics will live rent-free with no zombos at all because all the infected will stay on other continents
fricking Black person with the moronic updates
>delivering an entire archipelago to the least favorite climate zone and small fraction of the playerbase that would be interested in playing there
lol
lmao
the game became so fricking tiresome
I don't want to be migrating all the time
I don't want to be arguing with morons who have no better stuff to do than play this all day and abuse mod powers/dev intel/scripts/whatnot
I have matters to attend to
bye gays
Decided I will be restarting after a year+ break. Can’t remember my account details so it will be a fresh start
Someone please educate me on the meta start strat and I will get to it first thing
spam houses using cheapest materials and single builder
make hamlets and chop clear forests for money, preferably some building wood like spruce/pine, it will worth the fortune
if you're building fortification, build a small one, preferably some distance away from your housing
that's how everyone plays basically
but I suggest you to meet people, maybe larp a bit, and avoid being a rush-monkey. It might be actually fun.
Ffs have to wait until tomorrow because it takes an entire fricking day to delete your old account. Thank you Frenchman.
Oh well, I guess in the meantime I can catch up on learning about the game and decide what to LARP as
Thank you I will do this when I start. Any ideas on what I should LARP as? Are Engerland still a thing?
Religious zealot (make your own faith or steal one)
Travelling bard with moronic AI-generated songs
Pirate/bandit lord that will raid villages from his remote island fort
Br*tish colonist that exploits darkskins and harvests tea & coffee
Fr*nch colonist that exploits darkskins and harvests diamonds
An obsessed conspirology theorist
An obsessed scientist that would make ridiculous explanations of in-game mechanics
Epstein, since he added e-girlgos
Oh, and yeah. About Ingerland
They're mere shadow of a shadow of former self
Those who are grouped are now tilean orbiters and are too lazy/sheepish/incapable to do shit about it, enjoying the city-building on Ursalia.
Those independent are often making schizo/meme posts and living the life in remote corners of the world
>Those independent are often making schizo/meme posts and living the life in remote corners of the world
Sounds like my future then. Will definitely make better use of the ticketing and larping next time starting from tomorrow. I was of the short lived Goldstein Ngubu dynasty of anyone remembers
Schizoposting is great, but it never made allies for me. If you want to larp and interact, don't be afraid to visit courts/those you find interesting and shit. Visiting is often much more effective than the letters and most people are curious to see who their visitors are and what they have to tell, and many have a soft spot for larpers and would like to keep you around by providing goodies because it's basically free entertainment.
Truly, I can't be bothered to roll what I want because I know it would take an hour to get an empty banner and then god knows how many to get the coat symbol I once (1) saw.
I think the reroll thingy bugged out for me. I have a character with two symbols: the House one and his own. When you found a new domain usually it has its own symbol that it mixes with your character' ones. But in my case the new domain has no symbol of his own. No matter how many times I reroll it's always the house+character symbol. Even rolling to a plain coat, saving and rerolling after leaving the menu it will still give me the character's symbol. Bug? I honestly wouldn't want to reroll my character coat just to change this domain coat, it would be a huge pain to get back the current coat.
He is either speaking out of his ass or refers to "hack" to make game include whatever charge you want. You will still have to reroll to get the right colors and arrangement.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Shut up b***h
5 months ago
Anonymous
Suck me off, homosexual.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Ok what’s ur coords
5 months ago
Anonymous
Speak up man
Suck me off, homosexual.
Frick him on, dyke
5 months ago
Anonymous
Lmao it's the fune details that makes this game a pain in the ass. Like, I wanna change the character who owns a domain, I'll have to wait to be able to resign, resign and then take the frigging domain. Why can't things be easier with your own characters.
>another user account (the one I’m trying to delete) has been detected at your IP address >if you have requested the deletion of a previous account in order to create a new one, you need to wait until this deletion is effective. It can take up to 24 hours
I STARTED THE DELETION PROCESS ABOUT 3 FRICKING DAYS AGO FRENCH FRICK
>get a weird message from m'liege to park some soldiers nearby a random hamlet >has plenty of gold and minerals >m'lord has some guys around the hamlet too
This is very suspicious because the place isn't even a week old
>move to 3rd world shithole to just comfy build >some discotroons already divided it into "future kingdoms" and nag you about to join them
Australis is going to be Verdantia 2.0, it's fricking over.
Mantolas is comfy. I still remain stay independent and involve myself into affairs and deals with southeners from time to time, just takes a lot of talks. Northeners also allow some indep lords to exist it seems, however they're probably more jumpy about it since tileans are nearby.
>add the zombies >spread them on the russian continent mid their development >lock down the borders so the infected units will not be allowed on tropics, making it safe from ANY zombies till next halloween >??? >profit
I hate the tileans involved in development. They don't even let us to have the slightest chance to make them taste their own medicine.
Feel like it is partly just short-sightedness / stupidity of the dev team.
Haven't seen many updates that didn't have massive holes in them.
Not that this makes them seem any better
I've been playing since lol5, and for some reason, all huge updates are added during russian migration/wars.
Circles been added in a manner that didn't affect tileans much. Aster (aka Alshar) was designing the radiuses.
New timeline and zombies? Mantolas.
homosexual fog? Endor
Siege changes? Endor
Historical domains & gay loyalty? Paradisia, as well as sieges of tilean domains on Endor
Typical game situation. Degenerate administrator under influence of tilean, which directly affect the game. As a result of absolutely stupid game mechanics that are introduced exactly when it is necessary to Italian transhomosexuals.
They can hide resources, but the best teller is the texture. Gems usually have their own specific textures. However, I never found anything good, and I'm shit at recognizing textures in this game.
What is the difference between Carpenter shop and Cabinet making shop? Isn't carpentery the superior choice? You can do all the cabinet shop can make and even more no?
I can't understand this game
Don't bother. It's P2W garbage, and every player faction (which you need to join one of them to not be fricked over) is shit in its own special way.
>It's P2W
This is true
>every player faction is shit in its own special way
This is also true
You could still gain some joy out of building up your domain, but that is also doomed to sink in due time as continents aren't permanent.
>You could still gain some joy out of building up your domain, but that is also doomed to sink in due time as continents aren't permanent.
Even a freebie can max the cap of a domain within 3-5 months. The rest of the time he can spend tweaking his production chains/making the domain look pretty/whatever.
>P2W
if you're going to call this game p2w, then broodwar is also p2w
also, you can't win
>broodwar
Yes, since of this very moment you can insta-build units and building in BW with the currency you can amass by paying real world money. Oh, and teleport units for cash too.
Totally the same.
Also who in their right mind would compare both games? Implying that it's a shitty bait, and if you wanted a reply - here you have it. Have a nice day.
okay
don't pay for broodwar: you're not allowed to play and therefore win
pay for broodwar: you can play and therefore you're allowed to win
no pay? no win.
get it?
cope that your shitty browser game is P2W and move on, moron.
If your point is that P2W as an expression itself is shit, sure.
If you are trying to underplay the edge one player gains over another buy paying money in LoL ---> then screw you, bud!
"pay to win" means you can spend an unlimited or effectively unlimited amount of money for bonuses
LoL is freemium which means it has a subscription (a modest $4 per month if you buy it yearly) and that's all you can buy
if you're calling a freemium game P2W then you're either naïve or dishonest
You're literally paying to gain an unfair advantage over other players, that's the definition of pay 2 win.
>b-but Brood War!
Worst argument I've ever heard, you're either trolling or severely moronic. Brood War is pay 2 play (assuming you're not pirating it), you're paying to buy the game itself, not to gain an unfair advantage over other players.
I really don't know what people expect. A developer has to monetize their game somehow if they want to earn a living. Hosting isn't free either. What other options are there for a super niche browser games like LoL?
They could just lock cosmetics behind the paywall instead. Which if LoL's case, would be preventing you from changing your CoA and suc without paying.
>Hosting isn't free either.
Neither is it expensive.
Especially for a browser game with 1k active players.
But that's besides the point, that getting 10x Tokens fricking sucks for those who get 'em at a regular rate. If Token aren't such a big deal, why are you homosexuals even buying subscription in the first place? Lying sacks of shit. The intent of the 'feature' is clear as a day.
There are plenty of ways to monetize without selling an edge over another player. That's just scummy and has no excuse. LoL+ features were already enough as is.
if you're that butthurt then just make an alt so that you have double the slots. hell, make two alts and you can have even more sloots
Oh, I'm not buthurt about monetization is LoL, it's admin's game and he can do whatever he wants.
What grinds my gears is paypigs gaslighting that forking money doesn't really give any meaningful advantages when it does.
Like YOU, downplaying it with "it's just some title slots, lameyo"
>You're literally paying to gain an unfair advantage over other players
Advantage isnt that big though
>Shit isn't as bad as diarrhea
lmfao
Tbf to admeme he could make a fortune selling tokens. There must be one or two autists out there who would blow thousands per month to dominate lands of lords
>There must be one or two autists out there who would blow thousands per month to dominate lands of lords
At the beginning of LOL7, Hawkwood gifted one of the Thule guys a year of LOL+ as a joke.
Black person, broodwar is free and has been for at least 5years.
I wish this game wasn't multiplayer. The underlying game is neat, but the people and timers ruin it.
>https://www.landsoflords.com/forum/work//822527
Huh, that was quick. Well done lads
The guy who paid to lose spends more time in these threads than anyone kek
This is fine because it's a game of obsession, now let's all praise our Tilean overlords
>kek
just a reminder, white people here don’t talk like this anymore
what a stupid and pointless observation
what's the deal with tar kilns
>ex-tilean is less of a tilean than his successor
winter is here b***hes time to freeze
don't forget to pay your firewood tax
Tilea good guys
Endorian bad guys
Based
By the way when did you find out that all endorians are little crying girls?
the game peaked with the death of Grug
My population increased by 25% today, thanks admeme
Lame parody of graph theory
All talk, no action
As far as I know you weaklings have only been writing strongly worded letters and killed some afk lords since we booted you out
TOTAL
BRIGAND
DEATH
two more weeks until the russians murder everyone else on Mantalus
Ursalia and Verdantia will celebrate with another week of boredom and erotic role playing
fighting is not even worth it without siege
RIP Orientalis
How many jetons do I need to survive week 5 on Mantalus?
It's less jetons and more preparation if you're defending.
I don't mind giving admeme 7 euros a month because that's less than I tip my third favorite oshi every day.
Poverty world homosexuals should only play the games that other beggars crack for them because the earth needs crypto mining toasters
Attack has been unlocked on Mantalus for a day and still no Godson trashmobs looting and pillaging?
Has he finally been tamed by admin?
he never follows through on any threat he makes
he's just a talker
>open ticket
>author does not have !!
>close ticket
Who is more obsessed with admin and his game at this point?
Godson or ptwhomosexual?
No refunds
Are mounted archers still shit or do they have a purpose now?
still by far the worst unit in the game for their cost
if they could hit people at zero range then they would be a lot better
The entire horse economy is fricking moronic. The horses you give your knights are cheaper than the horses you give your peasants. He should add a warhorse for the heavy cavalry and make that most expensive and switch the input costs of saddle horses and workhorses.
Getting a lot of those "please wait for X seconds" cooldowns for no apparent reason.
Did moronmin break his game again or is this a new """game mechanic""
the 3d view of boorg with tilean nuts in his mouth is pretty gross ngl
Damn, I just seen a indie gets slaughtered. Poor guy barely survived the 13th too.
Inshallah I also will not die a Tilean
>You either die and become a zombie or live long enough to see yourself become a Tilean.
- some unnamed Endorian philosopher
Confucius said:
For proper feng shui, one should always
give the bored russian someone to kill,
the horny verdantian something to frick,
and the ursalian a master to serve.
Some people say the Tilean blob on Ursalia is gay and boring and exactly the same as the Tilean blob on Verdantia, but that's not true. We're the based Tileans, who use words like based, because we're totally on top of all the latest internet trends.
So why not pop in and see our friendly youth outreach workers at Ingerland for your personal grooming today!
this post is so true btw it's not even funny
Bandits are a conspiracy against the Godson peasant farmer soldier rebellion wake up sheeple
>unironically rping in a tryhard discord game
lol
look at these losers
https://www.landsoflords.com/arm/lord/38306/830588
https://www.landsoflords.com/arm/lord/33999/830630
I am surprised you are not bringing up more of those things.
How do I make money in the the long winter?
kneepads
hunting, chopping, mining
Who will conquer Mantalus with Coutilliers and Archers?
Is Godson still playing?
How many houses will they build on Ursalia and Verdantia today?
It turns out wolves and other npcs can kill lords.
https://www.landsoflords.com/map/06070W19379N
Rest in piece. The only person who was enjoying the game the right way.
How do you enjoy the game? I play it like it is farmville or clash of clans.
Just read the mans tickets, my man
Reminds me of farmville now.
Single player version when
Bros, which continent are you on? I'm trying to rejoin with a friend after having played last in like 2022. I saw Endor is quite new? Where are the Ingerlandbros at?
nvm joined Mantolas, where are the ingerlanders aggregated at? Do you have a map of the zones of influence or something? Btw did troonywood give up the game?
Ursalia
stay over there, it's more fun.
Old guard Ingers are mostly dead and are sitting under Boorg who allied with tileans.
Why don't they leave? Create a new nation called, frick something not cool but kind of cool, "Schtolette". You know cause they stole it oh and can't forget to forbid Boorg.
Who knows?
If you want tldr how Boorg ended up a tilean wienersucker, here it is:
>Boorg wanted a whole continent under his boot and made a pact with a small russian faction that is basically Nordboar 2.0 in terms of reliability
>that faction broke the terms and attacked Logres without Boorgs consent.
>Boorg questioned Lodbrock (emperor of Varkia and former ally) why the frick was he a seneschal in military domains of said small faction, and it didn't go well
>Nordgard was eradicated
>they had their moments humiliating Logres and their allies though
>after a bit, Russkies almost executed Boorgs character and stole a bunch of regalias
>Boorg is now on vengeance ark against almost entire slav community and allied himself with tileans
Funniest part of the whole story - Lodbrock was only helping to establish the trade routes to deliver decent equipment. He never participated in Nordgardian conflict directly.
>Funniest part of the whole story - America was only helping through Lend-Lease to deliver free materiel. They never participated in the Battle of Britain directly.
>implying whole ursalia had no decent equipment by that time
If only Ursalia was at least half of size of Terra Occidentalis, I'd get it. The improvement most likely wasn't even this big and Nordgard got outnumbered anyways.
Endor is pretty old at this point, only Terra Occidentalis is older.
It spawned in late 2022 and will sink in early 2024.
Most powers on Endor moved to Mantolas. No fighting has happened yet because of new mechanics (restricting fighting on early continents, admin tries to prevent lame continent spanning mega alliances but it instead makes this game even more boring)
But I think it is safe to say that they'll own the place soon.
I thought Endor was a dead continent at this point, and most of the Russians seemed to agree by leaving it en masse, but there had been some flare up recently and some old endorian domains have been revived.
Likewise Eressëa is still busy enough so maybe there'll be another showdown soon, idk
Ingerland has moved from T.O. to Ursalia, but I think most of the old guard is gone at this point and all that remain are massive homosexuals, ask godson.
Ursalia seems pretty boring so if you want some action you should stick to Mantolas, there'll be Ingerlanders there anyway if you're so inclined
any ingerlanders in Mantolas can give some @? I don't wanna settle near homosexuals
Don't know any of them personally, maybe try asking Benis
Ingerland is a Tilean house building society now for title prostitutes sorry kid
Ingerland is on Ursalia under the Empire of Basado. We will be remaking a Kingdom or something when old Ingerland on Frigos sinks soon. Plenty of OG members are still around.
I cringe at the name of that empire, couldn't they have picked something else? You know, cool?
explain to me how corpses work
how do i summon the undertaker
must...make...more...zombies
Where is this dark tide coming from?
sorry my bad I keep trick or treating my neighbors
These homosexuals keep trucing out and not giving me candy
What is candy?
Mars bars, maybe some skittles
hi
been busy with work
are ingerland still tilean homosexuals
just parking fricking 8400 oz gold in an empty hamlet, nothing nefarious happening here at all
https://www.landsoflords.com/arm/org/62600
>Boorgland and treeville on tilea island
is there some reason why 10+ Ganker players submitted to two discord players with only godson in protest?
are ingerlanders just a bunch of slaveboygays?
They were bitten by the Tileans. Now they'll turn into Tilean homosexuals. They'll build big domains on Eressia and start having sex with each other, nothing new.
Ingerland died with Grug
Yeah Tilea and the Tilean bootlickers gang are kind of boring and shit but you can still go to Mantalus and do entertaining shit as an Indy like turn your neighbours into zombie factories so it's not all bad
zombie apocalypse is great need some more powerful undead though that can tank a soldier
he hustled
he bustled
Zombies are not that scary. Surprise suicide attacks with the infected military are. Game was never as exploitable. Funny to see that huge changes like this always seem to happen before the russkie great migration/settling and tileans already well aware and prepared to cause chaos, because testers/dev 'council' leaked everything necessary to them. Some things never change, the community is just trash and needs to be locked in gas chamber.
https://www.landsoflords.com/arm/lord/22206/838561
BASADO literally collapsing before our very eyes
boorg is the progressive new face of Tileanism
why aren't you clapping?
UPVOTE ALL SHITFLINGING DRAMATICKETS
DOWNVOTE ALL CRINGEY PROSETICKETS
now that the zombies are now present
can we please have vampire brides?
for me it's zombie brides
RIP Arnold
You will be missed
he'll be back
>tileans rewrite the history
holy shit this is no different from real life
https://www.landsoflords.com/arm/lord/1812/836339
I don't get it, what did they rewrite?
Bao and boorg were tilean psyop to make ingerland bend their knees, change my mind
Good kekking morning mein bruders. Has any one kekked at a troon or a SJW yet today? the salt levels only rise further and the banter only gets cheekier!
Yes mein führer.
Feeder domains deserve what they get
Frick your alts
Zombie Reich uber alles
Зaбaвныe
Can catapults attack zombies or nah?
Excellent I'm the president of an organisation I can't build anything for or access the treasury of.
If you hold it for seven days you can move it to your domain.
I think you also can just buy gold, drop it on the ground in their domain and pick it up if you're ballsy.
https://www.landsoflords.com/arm/lord/38338/843437
>The world sees me as a ruler, but these chains allow me to be the woman I truly am
The audacity, the cheekiness, the metaphor. What a subtle way to call Boorg a troon! Bravo!
Why isn't anyone killing moderators with zombies? Am I the first one to think of that?
It's the most based idea
Zombies are pretty shit fighters though my peasants are killing them now I think they got nerfed
Use a ballista
Where is Godson?
The real Godsons were the players we killed along the eay
Damn wolves
internal server errors
hard reset incoming
it'sfrickingnothing.jpg
well that escalated quickly
>assign a freshly arrived settler to his job
>gets bitten by a zombie an hour later (life expectancy halved)
God I fricking hate this game
Zombies are mint. If you are not zombie farming your neighbours you are doing it all wrong
Which island is best?
I haven't played in a long time, did he really add 3d?
yes but at what cost!
Only costs a lol+ subscription.
sacre bleu zis sounds very reazonabble
let us all give le administrateur our euros now
Does ee take la paypal or must I write him a personal cheque?
Yes.
https://www.landsoflords.com/forum/851485
Black folk seething.
I don't get why you would ask to play your race. I am an ayylmao I come from mars. Why aren't there any Martians? No? You want me to pretend to be an unevolved monkey for immersion.
Game needs a seigneurial query language.
Send 'em all back to Verdantia
Send 'em all back to Verdantia
They gotta get the hell out of Ursalia
And leave the Ingerman alone.
How the frick does one kill peasants once they surrender?
for me it's discord
Hey, can you fricking morons control your spergs if you're going to continue being parasitic here?
>noooooo someone shitposted in my HOI4 alternate history fetish mod thread nooooooooooo
If adkek and Interpol can't control Godson what chance do any of us have?
Sorry bud but if you don't like autism maybe Facebook is more your speed
RIP zombies they got nerfed the shit out of
I miss Hawkwood. Is he writing a book of short stories now or something?
He's writing a book about sex on Verdantia
How hard is this to get into?
It's harder to leave than it is to get into. Stay away or you will end up like us
I hope it's not too bad to stay around then
Spawned in Mantolas, going to try building houses and a school yo get more workers and produce some stuff my citizens want
Mantalus is cool. Lots of zombies, wolves and bandits running wild, plus Russians and Etolians trying to kill each other.
Basically none of the players should bother you if you're small and active but you might get robbed or get the odd worker eaten by NPCs or possibly get a visit from the French who will invite you to join their peace cult.
If you really need hand holding go to Ingerland on Ursalia and the anons there will give you a golden shower I gather
>eaten by NPC's
Will this happen if they're left gathering stuff somewhere?
I haven't been contacted by anyone yet, though last night a Russian player left his character next to the market square, fought a zombie and hasn't moved since
Sometimes they get your guys out in the field and sometimes they wander into town for a snack. Had a quarryman one shot kill a zombie with a riposte and keep quarrying the other day.
Pack of wolves are real drama, zombies are no big deal if you're shitting out settlers. Just keep your happiness up and build a new house or two every day
very hard. If you join, you HAVE to become someone's b***h and worship a nation leader, or you're fricked. You have no choice. You WILL bend the knee and obey every, single, order.
eh not so much. I'm sitting out the Russo-Etolian war on Manty, doing my own thing on Eressea and Verdy, and spent the entire shitstorm on Arsalia growing pigs
you should probably have vassaled under the roosians instead of the heckin blob emperor bro
Not worship really, who gives a shit about the emperors just worry about your direct liege. I mean your loyalty is to them and their direct liege.
Yeah, that's pretty much how it works. The suzerains of your suzerain are rarely concerned with micromanaging you unless they have turbo autism which only a few do.
Exactly, anyone higher than your liege can suck your flaccid wiener. Everyone in the lower rungs shouldn't care about the emperors or very rarely the kings. You can pay homage to them yes but overall? Who gives a shit.
look at him go
Some press F; others, N.
I press H.
press H for hon
the frick is this moronic zombie shit they have added
harden up
I think the problem is that players that only have villages and hamlets are forced to rely on the upper nobles for protection against zombies. Well they suck and live different lives.
I think the zombies will allow new players to develop with a peasant levy mindset, making them stronger.
Yeah zombies eat the odd guy here and there but most zombie haters are just mad that they can't shit out alts over resources with zero protection because the undead don't give a frick about how many discords they belong to
I'm surely missing the obvious, but how are hens bred?
I hace the resources listed in the encyclopedia and have a farmer inside the farm, but the breeding option doesn't show up
you need to buy a hen to make a farm
buying from market is done by pressing the arrows and then the drop down to purchase animals will appear
purchase one hen
then build a farm
at this point you can begin hen printing!
joining Roma was the original sin
I agree but in hindsight, the geopolitics and Tritus' incompetence were pretty funny.
Trust in Tritus
support your local bandits
So uhh, how's the war on Mantolas going? Any good battles yet? Or is everyone waiting for sieges?
Boorg got sissy hypno'd by tilean psyop
Boorg takes huge dick?!?!
Who the frick was Calradia fighting? And why is the peace treaty 4 months? Why do they pick such long treaties when they know it will be broken also be long enough for the continent to sink.
Maybe it was an unilateral decleration of peace seeing that the thread was locked for a while. Or at least I hope it is.
I was over at my lord's manor the other day helping with some seigneurial duties. He rules a pretty provincial domain of a very Ingerlish county. At the end of the day we went to one of the nearby country taverns. It's the kind of place that farmers, quarrymen, and the peasant class go to unwind.
The town crier was reading a new proclamation from Boorg and the local blacksmith said,
"You know what? She ain't so bad. The economy is recovering, nobody's rioting, and we're standing up on the world stage again. Can't believe I'm saying this but the Empress Angelica has got my allegiance next year."
I looked around and all I saw were heads nodding in agreement. I even heard a few calls of "Yessir" and "Damn straight" from the men around me.
>nobody's rioting
HIS NAME WAS HUSTLE BUSTLE
ok now the real war on Tilea starts
Slavsniger still seething about being kicked from Ursalia? LMAO
Well, try crying to Admin AHAHHAAH
adkek I keep feeding my bandits but they aren't growing this is unacceptable
>Mace
>Has a sword
Frick you.
the clown on seneschal started ff by robbery
Londi is a homosexual, he lives with a syrian refugee somewhere in Milan. The Russian community lost the post of head moderator for discovering this heinous fact
It's funny that Tilea is a host for most known homosexuals. NB (Florean, ex-tilean), bao (d'Arborea, ex-tilean), Derugechaff are also openly gay. Globohomosexual blobs seem to be most appealing to them. Just like RL, where trans/gay rights = human rights, kek.
Oh, wrong photo
least aggressive slav commander
havent played for 6 months but miss you guys
should I rejoin or no point?
You don't really need to actively play to enjoy the shitshow or to RP
I wouldn't join for the gameplay at this point, but you can still make a village easily enough and write silly tickets.
admin did nothing wrong
So wait, does that mean Paradisia will be worth something with the coming update?
I guess, though with all the zombies it is still the worst continent. Better wait for the next one
I thought that Mantolas was the worst one for zombies.
Could be, I have no domains on Mantolas.
1st of all, zombies got nerfed
2ndly, you can just GROUP your units in packs of 2, zombies tend to ignore grouped units
y'all need to be morons to fear them
>shit quarries
will guano deposits spawn on Paradisia too or do we need to wait for the next continent?
Is Guano deposit already on Paradisia?
saltpeters considered deprecated
>no thanksgiving in the almanac
admin is racist against americans
sorry my dude but late renaissance is not in the game
but who will be the guano king?
>zombies
Frick this gay shit and frick that frog munching c**t admeme. I take a few months off and he ruins the game even more. c**t
Adapt and survive.
Confucius said:
Do not worry, simply enjoy the complete lack of any internal logic and the absurdity of it all.
Make your own fun, or don't.
Admin is simply coping with being french:
The french copy no one, and no one copies the french.
Posts like this are why you should always maximise corpse production.
could you BE any more french?
Yeah, I think most deposit are there
I meant yes, most deposit are on Paradisia right now.
(Fricking 10 years off Ganker and I don't know how to reply)
Fug I'm not finding any. Either I'm blind or nothing spawned in my domains.
There is probably around 10 in the whole whole world, so it's pretty rare, I only heard some where found on Paradisia, they wouldn't tell me where
Wait, did guano deposits spawn as new deposit or were some stone ones turned into guano?
Captcha: HAY4SG
Can't even kill zombies
Some of you guys are alright stay away from Ursalia tomorrow
please start a good war, I'll forgive you for everything
On it
And please for once make it interesting ffs
>people are still crying about zombos
I can't stand the cretinism of people
It literally takes just 2 fricking peasant soldiers to safely kill a zombie, you can buff their combat stats with leadership bonus by placing your lord on nearby tile
Yeah, I don't get it XD
you don't even have to be active to manage them.
>XD
Go back.
>wake up
>anons are still tilean sidekicks ruled by a zoomer who tries to be fun and quirky but is cringe
>go to sleep
Basado is Neo-tilea
The blob is the love child of ex-Tillies and Russians. If all this blobbing and discording was building up to a war with Tilea that would be cool but it just blobs over smaller blobs which is very fricking gay tbh
The solution? Kill all humans
Insider news: conflict between Calradia and Artecia might happen very soon. Both sides are preparing.
Again? Damn, I knew those 5 bajillion month truces were dogshit.
False alarm. The whole deal was about territorial conflict caused by some troublesome vassals, same ones that got Calradia into war with Etolia, lol. They got expelled from Calradia, Artecia/Etolia can do whatever they want with them.
Still, you can witness some beating in a while. Monitor Fuller and his allies.
Varkia is deader than disco rn, hope someone can still salvage a great battle from this if the ursalians aren't going to deliver
Endor has guns while Ursalia is still in the pointy stick era.
the agglomeration, or "glom" for short
Some of you guys are alright stay away from Mantalas
I wonder who nobody even attempted to rebrand the rapesector into datesector or lovesector yet so it won't get hammered down on instant lol
nothing beats the butter life
stabbing butter with my butter knife
some of you guys are alright stay away from eressea
wake up
fight discord queers
another fine day
>paying attention to discord gays at all let alone fighting them
bruh what is the point of even making troops if they don't get to die a glorious death fighting Tileans and to a lesser extent Tilean thralls like Targs?
dead thread dead game being and being swarmed by bots
well done adkek, this is perfect lmfao
This game has been dead to me ever since he added building repair and degradation.
I still play it though.
yeah same if we don't support admin how will he afford wine and cheese?
>wake up
>read tickets
>some khohol (proud part of globohomo) is crying that he got attacked by russkies in the past so he has to commit war crimes
>live with realization that game is just a mere mockery of real life politiks
am I living in matrix? why are players mirroring the real life shit?
nice try, celay's alt
the game is so dead homies forget to update the discord roles
when people cry about something, like zombies, game feels alive
when everything is stable, it feels dead
only someones suffering is entertaining
Haven't played this game for like 2-3 years. Does Ingerland still exist?
Yes, we are on Ursalia under the Empire of Basado. Stop on by Greggswick.
Maybe.It still says Ingerland on the map but anyway here's what you missed.
Grug died Ingerland started going downhill
Switched alliance from Russian to gypsy, got wrecked. Mass ragepig quitting by Ymir gang, sometimes they still stop by the thread I'm guessing.
Anyhow Ingerland becomes increasingly shit but has one last gasp after everyone revolts against Sneed because he signs a peace treaty with Tilea.
Nessos sinks, Ingerland vassals in under Tilean discord troony to become a kingdom. Title pigs happy.
Basically the game now is Verdantia is Samothrace, Nessos is Mantalas, and Ingerland sub to an ex Etolian discord queer and perform light duties as part of the golem wall on Ursalia in return for titles, so they're basically French tier now.
Great place to build houses though innit
That is to say, Ingerland is DEAD. Killed by them.
And we killed Endor.
Who'll be next?
>he pretends that sinking timer does not exist and regalias weren't moved
moron
>Can't read subtext
Yeah... Ingerland died
It died after first and only coup, when the content-making OGs left.
Wahey it's that fricking unit Morrison mugging off some Tilean dogs on their manor
run you moron, chains are off
bruh i just woke up
Morrison though, what a lad
Ahaha Terra Ocidentalis sinks! No more will old decrepit boomers have the best quality because of admeme wiener sucking.
I like to suck wiener
I sucking so much wieners everyday
I'm the son of a dead prostitute and a c**t
Godson won.
We all lost.
A lot of time mostly.
Though those verdantian pedicati might have lost something else.
>some people are raging about a fricking surname in the game
holy shit this society is doomed
It's just one moron. Most people would be happy to get a Chikatilo soldier and kill random peasants with it.
It was fun while it lasted boys but frick frogs, frick zionists, frick ghetto dwellers, frick Blacks, frick spaghetti munchers, frick the head of cheese, and frick troony jannys lmfao
Also frick you too boorg you discord queer troony chasing dickhead
Holy shit, this mod is very unprofessional!
What if he meant French by 'head of cheese'? What the poor Dutch did to deserve that attitude?
>ghetto
>antisemitic
haha he knows
Don't let others get on yer nerves you hothead.
You need to learn how to insult someone more slyly
They got godson for the same shit
Never forget that they got Al Capone on tax evasion. You gotta be smart.
Did the world reset yet? I played Bill Sutton, sorry for leaving so suddenly if anyone remembers, but that moronic update made me annoyed and would have undone all my work, so I ragequit
I 'member...
There is no world reset, just new continents rising 4 times a year and sinking after ~500 days or so.
So, when is a good time to rejoin?
Whenever you feel like. I'm too burned out to not just tell you to never bother with this game again, it's kinda a mess right now with active NPCs randomly killing your peasants because patrols are still practically not functional.
World has natural dangers that are currently quite easy to dodge/deal with. However, dragons are coming, and who knows what they will be capable of. Politics suck. Everyone who wants the title just joins the blob instead of competing. Ingerland is mostly dead and is now de facto allied with Tilea under leadership of Boorg.
Oh, and new continent will arise around christmas! Admeme added timelines which made new continent swarming by foreigners impossible, people develop from scratch starting from Mantolas basically. Comfy, but blob meta and title wanking kinda ruins it.
I would say when TOC/Frigos sink (in a week or so maybe) and when the new continent appears.. You can start now too, but all continents has established politics already but Mantolas is the wild card with the most potential for massive conflict. Admin added some kind of ages that add gunpowder to older continents, the one Ingerland on (Ursalia) doesn't have gunpowder yet. because it's relatively new
https://www.landsoflords.com/forum/work//874846
ALLAHU AKBAR BROTHERS
WE ARE MAKING IT TO HEAVENS WITH COUNTLESS VIRGIN CONCUBINES
based admin adding useless shit that no one will ever use instead of fixing the hundreds of bugs
i hope the servers are on fire again
I want to suck the balls of the Tileans
>gaslighting russians into belief that I've already pledged my loyalty to them to the point they forgot that I exist
>refusing to pledge loyalty to archeotype because my domains are widely spread across the continent
>secretly feeding ~15 settlers a day to the zombies across different characters
Basado
>read the thread
>went to mantolas
>became a slave of russians
so this thread was just a bait to get more vassals?
It is all a ploy by the tileans to circle jerk about wars it seems.
In this game you have only two political options: either suck dick of a Tilea/Basado transhomosexual, or settle among russians on a mantolas.
I mean, you can definitely stay indie for as long as you want (If you don't have gold mines or 5 squares of pikemen or whatever).
But if you play this game because you like minmaxing, city building or interesting geopolitics and dislike uninspired political drama posting and title homosexualry you'd have left by now.
Most people don't understand the russian blobs. Artecia and Calradia are completely fricking different and can't be considered allies in a huge sense. They might have common enemies, but it doesn't go beyond that. Same stands for dead Nordgard/Varkia. They aren't 'friends' nor allies even after the moment other people branded them so, and their 'cooperation' is quite often RMT-related (regalia/precious domains trade, stuff like that). Pocket change, nonetheless, but does the trick.
What happened on Ursalia, one might ask? Nordgardian leader is very well known in russian community as a troublemaker, very few people make deals with him. Trusting a regalia to them was a huge mistake on boorg's and bao's side. Boorg escalated situation even further by blaming the russians of Endor for their involvement (even though the only involvement was the making of trade paths), which then led him to be allied with Tileans. At least that's my perspective.
I would assume that Tileans also have a lot of rmt/regalia trade going on behind the curtains and I wouldn't be surprised if Boorg actually sold his ass for the yearly subscribtion/couple of shinies so their new friends could have a bit of fun as marshalls
Such is the state of the game. Enjoy.
>Litvin insertin his clusterfrick of a country & real life politics into the game again
kek can some tilean homosexual ask him why he's not in the trenches yet
Ingerland is pro-Z
thus why it doesn't exist anymore within tilea lmao Black person
Also, Fogarty, you fricking Black person, I know you're Tritus.
And to remind you how far some homosexuals are ready to go into this game (and still be hypocritic about it):
Havoc, aka Ar-Feiniel, aka Blackwood/Blackmont is allowed to have 3 accounts, has dev access and either uses dev tools/handmade scripts that trace army movements (which made the landing on Eressea practically impossible).
This isn't new information for old players, literally the entire concept of tilean's game is exploiting game bugs, using scripts, and gaining advantage with a test server. This is the main reason for the polarization of the game world, once faced with this cancerous tumor you can not remain indifferent, it either devours you and you become a cancerous cell, or completely rejects you and you become irreconcilable opponents.
As for a clown like Havok, that's a pretty memetic character, somewhere on the transwood level. He's famous for being in a weird virtual love triangle, with two men from his decrepit empire. Then this virtual love was promoted by the Tileans to the moderation staff, and it was in the business of giving Tileans' alt accounts verified status and they were free to play from them. By the way, this butthole was initially very combative and anti-Tilean, but then he felt betrayed by the Russians and became one of tilean most loyal dogs. Sounds familiar, kek.
Boorg vs Targarian
hnng
>attacking when opponent is offline
haha classic
you're always free to play solaris.games if you don't like it
I'm fine with the usage of uptimes, but you tilean homosexuals need to chill down, as if script usage/mod abuse (Targarian suspension that happened recently and attack that happened 3 fricking minutes right after that in an attempt to steal regalias) and dev leaks are not enough of an advantage.
Targarian and drunken Ivans are seething so hard LMAO
huge miss
russians are asleep
just play fair and stop abusing the mod powers, dev leaks and scripts
be human and not a literal Black person
thank you
https://www.landsoflords.com/forum/878439
13 years of game design and he pulls out the most moronic mechanic that might sabotage anyone, including your friends, if you decide to delete your account
toppest kek lads
Then don't take domains from people who might delete their account?
ok homosexual
you see a dude who abandoned a precious mine and naturally claim his domain
dude comes back after a while and deletes his account
you lose the domain you have claimed and maybe even put a bunch of effort into rebuilding it
siege it, delete it, make a new domain and buy all the shit
yeah it's not as good as just claiming it but it's something you COULD do
>defending moronic design choices
are you Havoc
not the first time tileans suspend someone right before the attack btw
I really like the way tilea and their suckers act. The Russian-speaking community has been united as much as possible in the last few months. We even managed to make peace with the ruthenians, lol. Instead of attacking the ruthenians regalia that they were transporting to Mantolas, tilea should have instead gifted some regalia. Now the entire rank and file Ruthenian community completely hates Tilea, even though a 6 months ago they were allies, lol.
Targarien was the only one of us who tried to maintain a friendship with Tilea/Basado. I spent all of August talking Targarien into stabbing Basado in the back, because he could remove at least half of their army. At that point Nordgard had a huge army and we could have subjugated the mainland to ourselves. But, he decided to keep his honor and try to be a friend of denison. At the same time, this sucker Denison declared that he would kill every Russian. Well, I'd rather Targarien stabbed him in the back.
Targarien is the only one who tried to keep the peace with Tilea on Mantolas. Our entire community was ready to destroy Courtney and Illyris for being vassals of Archeotype. Targarien found all sorts of reasons not to attack them.... Well, after the actions of suckers denison, I think there will be no more peace.
Expect in the coming days the complete subjugation of the mainland under the aegis of the Russians.
Funny... Convincing to attack Tilea/Basado was unrealistic for me, but they did the job for me.
Tilea has never been able to play fair. But despite the fact that our community almost never had administrative resources we were able to get almost half of the regalia in our hands, make our empires and papacy. A year ago we had 2 regalia, lol, now we have 30. All we've done all year is fight.
So why are they being dishonest? They constantly use scripts, bugs, change rules when it suits them, ban when it suits them.
Tilea decided to take over our precious domains on TOR last year. They changed the rules so that domains can be seized. We have started to take action on Endor as well. Not only were we prevented from seizing domains, but we were directly covered alt some idiot with tilea who attacked us from a historical domain. We were just forbidden to put siege on a domain because it was historical. At the same time he was allowed to attack us. So about the rules, when they were able to take over our gold domains on the mainland, they changed the rules. At that point we had not yet managed to capture Tilea's gold domains, we were powerless in the end.
Targarien was a moderator as long as he was neutral towards Tilea. As soon as he started punishing Tilea people for their rule violations, he was immediately stripped of his moderator rights. He wasn't even given a reason for the removal, lol. He was removed without explanation when 1 of the 3 Litvin accounts got a permament ban. What to do next? Now we have to use administrative resources to carry out reprisals. We will find some offense from targaryen that was committed half a year ago and ban him. Within minutes of getting the ban they tried to steal Targaryen's regalia, lol. Is that fair game? As long as the moderator is loyal to the Tileans, as long as he doesn't punish them, then the moderator will have moderated even though he broke the rules.
Man. We also used bugs and scripts. Or did we not remove artifacts or use scripts to search for Boorg troops? Don’t lick Calradia’s ass so openly pls
>t. tilean
regalias can be located without using scripts you buffoon, just go to the fricking regalia page
we knew about the movements because of our spies
I talked about DELETION of regalia. This is a bug that Krast found.
You'll be talking about spies to the Calradians, not to the man from Northgard
A very interesting case recently happened with fogarty. He found a bug with which he made a huge amount of money. But it just so happens that fogarty is a friend of Tilea. Before this case all 3 players who used bugs to get money got permanent bans. What is it now? Fogarty didn't even get a punishment, and some of the money he acquired with the bug was moved to Eressea (that's about 40k oz gold).
We don't use scripts, we don't stab backs, we challenge our enemies to a fair fight. We have no ties in moderation because we aren't even allowed there.
And yet, our community is very strong and close-knit. It is ridiculous that Tilea, with such resources, is unable to destroy us. We're just evolving because they don't know how to play fair.
and it's all happened in just the last few months. All the previous years they acted in the same way.....
Denison is such an idiot, because of his ambitions to take over the mainland, he just betrayed his own ideas when he fought Tilea. He hates Russians so much because we humiliate him and laugh because we act with him as a traitor. Just admit your mistake and apologize. It would be much better to play this game without all the creeps who are incapable of fair play.
meds. now!
>bug
Black person, i just spammed acacia gum because admin forgot to put it on a 7-day cooldown. in fact, other people did the same thing. that's not a "bug." it's not like i hacked the server.
if admin is going to be a moron and add new, untested shit that no one asked for instead of fixing the hundreds of bugs that currently exist, that's his problem.
plus i had like 20M and now it's down to 8M. i'm the real victim here 🙁
Tell that to Boorg who thinks we stole regalia using bug and not the 'game mechanics' lmao.
Your hypocrisy is outstanding
>remains of ingerland are now tilean wienersuckers
>4'9" is a forbidden word
>even nihl considers himself as a friend of ingerland
and that's how a once independent and proud faction gets sissyfied, frens
you all have no balls
My fellow tileans.
We are fine with you sending the saboteurs, spies, propagandists and /misc/-tards who insert real-life politics into the game not even considering that both Calradia and Artecia have both russians and ukrainian players.
Please keep attacking us during the downtime, please keep spreading misinformation. Do so, since we do enjoy such play.
But please, stop pretending like using scripts, moderation tools, alts and dev intel is justified in your little war. You're all homosexuals who cannot accept a loss and go to the extremes over a browser game. Seek professional help, unironically, for this behavior is not healthy.
wtf I love russians now
I am Tytos Havoc and my empire surrendered to Cele after 1 day war. There are no more men like me, obey
1 day? He didn't even last 2 hours before raising the French flag and surrendering.
fricking liar I'll get you
What are you going to do? Suspend another russian for far-fetched reason before sieging them?
Also, Havoc, we all know that you like to spend your time killing russian armies on the dev server. I don't know what's the purpose behind this, perhaps relieving your power fantasies makes your flaccid wiener get at least some of the blood flow.
Can't make this shit up.
im Krust, :clown:
tilea ingerland discord troony
frick you homosexual discord ingertroony
Any new kino domains? Even though we now have the chronology building restrictions and what not.
>bullying some random shitposter
>shitposter is also a t*lean
good to see boorg getting used to his new t*lean lifestyle
When will this fricking new continent emerge jesus christ I'm tired of doing nothing while waiting. Also, hiw the hell can I make the game loas all the textures in 3D mode? I wanted to get some good screens of my domains before leaving them but some textures are missing or are displayed differently between the center of the screen and the borders. Just let me enjoy my shit reeee
22-24th you moron
it's not like he picks the dates at random
guano deposits are your christmas gift, anon
Frigos no more.
Rest in peace, Ingerland.
Frick you, trannoids that ruined it.
>Spreading out workers for mass plantation construction
>Forget zombies exist
I humbly offer my sacrifice to the honkmother
Now that the dust has settled, was Frigos a good continent?
doesn't match the kino of nessos
at least ingers were were active and not just worthless tilea-orbiting titlecucks they are now
>random russkie makes post about zombie abuse
>'NOO, ONLY RUSSIANS DID GET AWAY WITH THE ABUSE OF THE INFECTED'
>moderation has 0 russian players and is fully tilean
>russkie makes post about leaving the game
>'NOO, HE'S UNABLE TO MAKE HAMLETS ON THE UPCOMING KEKTINENT SO HE JUST MAKING A NEW KEKCOUNT'
I'm now fully convinced that tileans are indeed inbred woke schizos.
>was 3D good
no
So, is toda the day? Will it be another Paradisia? Will you move?
This game is so fricking boring.
I'll make one silly village which will hopefully be of some comedic value
meant
ingerland is back
>forgot pic
>britannia
>african climate
What did the french mean by this?
Also
>e-girlgos
UUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Too bad the game fricking sucks, otherwise I'd move there.
I was literally the first one to build a settlement over there. It's a nice spot bro.
Lookin for rivers or jungle and not batshit because no lol+, but I found the latter.
So, here you go: https://www.landsoflords.com/map/10070E04967N
enjoy
I just realized that tropics will live rent-free with no zombos at all because all the infected will stay on other continents
fricking Black person with the moronic updates
>delivering an entire archipelago to the least favorite climate zone and small fraction of the playerbase that would be interested in playing there
lol
lmao
>delivering an entire archipelago with the system that is destroying your equipment/cargo each time you cross the borders
the game became so fricking tiresome
I don't want to be migrating all the time
I don't want to be arguing with morons who have no better stuff to do than play this all day and abuse mod powers/dev intel/scripts/whatnot
I have matters to attend to
bye gays
>peisinoe: 3
>aglaope: 2
>e-girlgos: 13
>thelxiepeia: 7
>chelonia: 12
>britannia: 22
>hibernia: 7
>haligalos: 1
>yfalos: 2
>glyfopelagos: 20
>insula solitaria: 1
90 domains in a single evening, not too shabby for tropical shithole
Decided I will be restarting after a year+ break. Can’t remember my account details so it will be a fresh start
Someone please educate me on the meta start strat and I will get to it first thing
spam houses using cheapest materials and single builder
make hamlets and chop clear forests for money, preferably some building wood like spruce/pine, it will worth the fortune
if you're building fortification, build a small one, preferably some distance away from your housing
that's how everyone plays basically
but I suggest you to meet people, maybe larp a bit, and avoid being a rush-monkey. It might be actually fun.
Ffs have to wait until tomorrow because it takes an entire fricking day to delete your old account. Thank you Frenchman.
Oh well, I guess in the meantime I can catch up on learning about the game and decide what to LARP as
Thank you I will do this when I start. Any ideas on what I should LARP as? Are Engerland still a thing?
Religious zealot (make your own faith or steal one)
Travelling bard with moronic AI-generated songs
Pirate/bandit lord that will raid villages from his remote island fort
Br*tish colonist that exploits darkskins and harvests tea & coffee
Fr*nch colonist that exploits darkskins and harvests diamonds
An obsessed conspirology theorist
An obsessed scientist that would make ridiculous explanations of in-game mechanics
Epstein, since he added e-girlgos
Oh, and yeah. About Ingerland
They're mere shadow of a shadow of former self
Those who are grouped are now tilean orbiters and are too lazy/sheepish/incapable to do shit about it, enjoying the city-building on Ursalia.
Those independent are often making schizo/meme posts and living the life in remote corners of the world
>Those independent are often making schizo/meme posts and living the life in remote corners of the world
Sounds like my future then. Will definitely make better use of the ticketing and larping next time starting from tomorrow. I was of the short lived Goldstein Ngubu dynasty of anyone remembers
Welcome back, frien.
Schizoposting is great, but it never made allies for me. If you want to larp and interact, don't be afraid to visit courts/those you find interesting and shit. Visiting is often much more effective than the letters and most people are curious to see who their visitors are and what they have to tell, and many have a soft spot for larpers and would like to keep you around by providing goodies because it's basically free entertainment.
I forget how much of a pain it is to roll coat of arms.
Truly, I can't be bothered to roll what I want because I know it would take an hour to get an empty banner and then god knows how many to get the coat symbol I once (1) saw.
I think the reroll thingy bugged out for me. I have a character with two symbols: the House one and his own. When you found a new domain usually it has its own symbol that it mixes with your character' ones. But in my case the new domain has no symbol of his own. No matter how many times I reroll it's always the house+character symbol. Even rolling to a plain coat, saving and rerolling after leaving the menu it will still give me the character's symbol. Bug? I honestly wouldn't want to reroll my character coat just to change this domain coat, it would be a huge pain to get back the current coat.
>he doesn't know the method to get any coat of arms he wants
Wasn't just to reroll till plaij coat and then save and start again?
He is either speaking out of his ass or refers to "hack" to make game include whatever charge you want. You will still have to reroll to get the right colors and arrangement.
Shut up b***h
Suck me off, homosexual.
Ok what’s ur coords
Speak up man
Frick him on, dyke
Lmao it's the fune details that makes this game a pain in the ass. Like, I wanna change the character who owns a domain, I'll have to wait to be able to resign, resign and then take the frigging domain. Why can't things be easier with your own characters.
>another user account (the one I’m trying to delete) has been detected at your IP address
>if you have requested the deletion of a previous account in order to create a new one, you need to wait until this deletion is effective. It can take up to 24 hours
I STARTED THE DELETION PROCESS ABOUT 3 FRICKING DAYS AGO FRENCH FRICK
You have to stay logged out for 2 consecutive midnights, every time you log in it gets reset.
kek
even when it comes to account deletion, admin has to do it his own moronic way just to be different
jesus. Thanks for letting me know I guess
by the time im able to make a new account I wont even want to play this shit anymore
Finally able to start afresh. Let’s fricking go. It’s a Christmas miracle. Merry Christmas Lords and Ladies
Might get hammered and post a ticket
>Oh hey, I can use the 3D view today
>Half me canals are empty
curse youuu mr. admeme
>get a weird message from m'liege to park some soldiers nearby a random hamlet
>has plenty of gold and minerals
>m'lord has some guys around the hamlet too
This is very suspicious because the place isn't even a week old
A group of homosexualS went on the attack.
>move to 3rd world shithole to just comfy build
>some discotroons already divided it into "future kingdoms" and nag you about to join them
Australis is going to be Verdantia 2.0, it's fricking over.
Mantolas is comfy. I still remain stay independent and involve myself into affairs and deals with southeners from time to time, just takes a lot of talks. Northeners also allow some indep lords to exist it seems, however they're probably more jumpy about it since tileans are nearby.
>add the zombies
>spread them on the russian continent mid their development
>lock down the borders so the infected units will not be allowed on tropics, making it safe from ANY zombies till next halloween
>???
>profit
I hate the tileans involved in development. They don't even let us to have the slightest chance to make them taste their own medicine.
Feel like it is partly just short-sightedness / stupidity of the dev team.
Haven't seen many updates that didn't have massive holes in them.
Not that this makes them seem any better
I've been playing since lol5, and for some reason, all huge updates are added during russian migration/wars.
Circles been added in a manner that didn't affect tileans much. Aster (aka Alshar) was designing the radiuses.
New timeline and zombies? Mantolas.
homosexual fog? Endor
Siege changes? Endor
Historical domains & gay loyalty? Paradisia, as well as sieges of tilean domains on Endor
Frick that, lol.
Typical game situation. Degenerate administrator under influence of tilean, which directly affect the game. As a result of absolutely stupid game mechanics that are introduced exactly when it is necessary to Italian transhomosexuals.
Admin gets a 10% boost today so expect an update! wahey
are plateus hiding as yet unknown resources or is that something I made up in my own head?
They can hide resources, but the best teller is the texture. Gems usually have their own specific textures. However, I never found anything good, and I'm shit at recognizing textures in this game.
What is the difference between Carpenter shop and Cabinet making shop? Isn't carpentery the superior choice? You can do all the cabinet shop can make and even more no?
You can put cabinet shop on top of regular houses.
gay homosexualry that doesn't matter
What are the news from Australis? Any political maps? Any habbennings/dramas?
You'll have to wait until war is unlocked
Why is this scarlet crusade larper not beaten to death yet?
Free entertainment
Besides, he's based and talks facts
'Le Admin is bad' is the narrative pushed by tileans who take part in development
Man single handedly made people shit tickets
nothing of matter ever happens since he added sinking continents
big changes are coming
slavs will no longer be able to play
ingerland will commit suicide
>ingerland will commit suicide
literally who
>ingerland will commit suicide
zombies already ate everyone's brain
there is no one left to commit sudoko
[] tilean slaves
[] small balls
[] no testosterone
>big changes are coming
>literally nothing happens
Sasuga.
Ded game
no