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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU FRICK YOUNG BOYS, VALDEZ?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He did, though.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >valdez
      >argentinian consul
      >speaks like a beaner and looks like paco too
      that homie was lying all the time

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kelso does a thing
    >Cole flips out and gives him shit
    repead ad infinitum

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cole wishes he was half the man Kelso is.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game always depressed me for weird reasons.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >entire police force corrupt as frick
      >city if angels full of monsters
      >no justice to be found
      >Cole dying after starting to become a better man
      yeah it's a real hoot

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those things were all part of why it was a bummer for me to play, but really I think the main reason was just that I hated the look of 40s LA. It just looked so soulless and sad.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          for men like cole returning home from the war, everything was soulless and sad

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's just LA in general

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      because its a genuinely bleak game where everyone is either corrupt, up their own ass, or trying to make a dollar by commiting arson. even cole is a fame chasing moron that cheats on his wife

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Still, to this day, nothing has topped it or even tried to replicate it.
    Frick this industry

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Operator, give me R&I.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How can I help, Detective?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was that an actual job? People waiting in a desk somewhere for cops to call asking for directions?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Was that an actual job?
          yes lol it was the 40s.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Phelps. Badge 1247.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    PHELPS
    BADGE TWELVE-FORTY-SEVEN

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU'RE LYING, MORGAN!

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a big boy, I can take a beating princess.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >had it all: money, respect, fame, loving family
    >threw it all away for one german prostitute
    Why did he do it?

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Modern rockstar would never

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I back up my save file of LA Noire? It doesn't have cloud save on Steam, and i don't like having 10GB+ sitting on my computer doing nothing.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was disappointing realizing the game was going to cruise me along no matter how poorly I investigated

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, really sucks how your notebook just straight up tells you if you haven't found all the clues in a location.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >12 year old game
    >still has rootkit DRM

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    PUT THE WEAPONS DOWN, NOW

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

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