Lapsed Fan Plays Gen 9 after Gen 2

>31 year old MilenniBoomer who hasn't played a mainline game since HeartGold
>Replay Gold version after two decades
>stunned by how much I still remembered and how much I forgot, from the music to the dialogue to the secrets; have a blast overall
>decide to play Scarlet next because my Sapphire hasn't arrived yet
>game tells you exactly where to go next
>'rival' is your friend who picks the starter that's weak to yours and not a thieving butthole who wants to crush you
>starter has a Fire move when it's given to you (Totodile didn't learn a water move until level 13)
>mom gives you 5 potions, 'rival' gives you 5 pokeballs (and heals your party)

admittedly as a dumb 6 year old I got stuck in Blue version (went through the first cave completely in the dark because I didn't know about Flash) but they really babied these games up, didn't they?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think its because the open world they was worried dumb kids would need them but overall the game is still overall a harder then gen 1-2

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      they’ve been handholdy as frick since Gen 7 and it’s been impossible to get lost since Gen 5

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >30 year old who hasn't played a mainline game since Ruby
    >replay Crystal version after two decades
    >stunned by how much I still remembered and how much I forgot, from the music to the dialogue to the secrets; have a blast overall
    >decide to play Gen 2 romhacks next because it's the only good gen
    >loving every moment
    mfw

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      >admittedly as a dumb 6 year old I got stuck in Blue version (went through the first cave completely in the dark because I didn't know about Flash) but they really babied these games up, didn't they?
      If morons didn't feel the need to brag about how stupid they are pokemon wouldn't have catered to them more and more every generation.

      You’re right bro it’s my fault the games are for babies now. No way it’s mobile games and short attention spans

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No way it’s mobile games and short attention spans
        Or maybe it's the fact that the games are for babies and even kids don't want to play that fricking trash?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mobile games and short attention spans are a myth perpetuated by lazy game devs to not actually put thought or effort into their E rated games. Don't buy into the propaganda.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >admittedly as a dumb 6 year old I got stuck in Blue version (went through the first cave completely in the dark because I didn't know about Flash) but they really babied these games up, didn't they?
    If morons didn't feel the need to brag about how stupid they are pokemon wouldn't have catered to them more and more every generation.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    masuda got a lot of letters from kids who got lost in mt. coronet in gen 4 and made the next 4 extremely linear to compensate
    now we've got an honest-to-god open world for the first time ever and you can fricking bet they're terrified 5-year-olds are gonna get lost in it

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first cave in Blue is Mt. Moon, which doesn't require Flash, you stupid frick

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever cave it was, it was dark and it took me over a week to get through it without Flash. I wanted to give the game up but was too in love with the series to stop. Taught me a valuable lesson about perseverance at a young age.

      masuda got a lot of letters from kids who got lost in mt. coronet in gen 4 and made the next 4 extremely linear to compensate
      now we've got an honest-to-god open world for the first time ever and you can fricking bet they're terrified 5-year-olds are gonna get lost in it

      This makes a lot of sense. I wasn't a kid by then but I can imagine a kid getting lost in Mt. Coronet.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was 6 when I played and somehow I was the kid who wasn't frickin moronic enough to not get flash first. When I found out there were morons that were trying to get through it without flash I was just like holy frick other people are stupid as shit. If I went in and it was pitch black I instantly said frick no and left.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Welcome back to the series. Now you can complain with us about it.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>31 year old MilenniBoomer who hasn't played a mainline game since HeartGold
    play BW2

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP here. I bought Black 2 but everyone told me to play Black 1 first + the save I got has a bunch of high levels + legendaries + master ball and other items so my plan is to play B1 and transfer the goods away from B2 before I erase it.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yup they want everyone to be stupid moron troony cattle now

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just pretend nothing exists past gen 6 and play romhacks

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >past gen 4
      FTFY

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bump

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Charizard when not be given something for 5 minutes (being new form, cool anime or game appearance, fanboy to suck it's wiener, etc...)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cry more

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP here. So Team Star are the villains and they’re just bad students? Why doesn’t the principal just expel them?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the game explains that eventually

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      because pokemon operates under the exceedingly unrealistic assumption that teachers and other school staff actually give a shit about their students.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    wait till you see sword/shield

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    But

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game has a shitton of graphical glitches! What the hell? Gen 1 was buggy but this game has a bunch of weird glitches I’ve noticed.

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