Lara needs your financial support for the upcoming expedition

Just want to point out that all the based TR games are just under a euro each on steam.
You're not gonna leave her hanging are you anons?

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Already bought all of them on GOG for 5 bucks

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only if I get to shove the buler in the fridge

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >buler

      DELETE YOUR Ganker ACCOUNT

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lara is easily the most stunning girl ever

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      True!

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Already bought them, darling

      yep

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        TR2 brown Lara best Lara

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          wasn't she called Laura Cruz originally?

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Only development before they changed it because Eidos wanted a British character.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://tombraider.fandom.com/wiki/Laura_Cruz

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Model was made in a volcano area. She isn't brown.

          wasn't she called Laura Cruz originally?

          >Laura Cruz originally
          one of the various scrapped concept surfaced during devolpment. Se always was the english white woman you see frome 1 to underworld

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            there are no volcanos in TR2

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              or fire or semething. or lava. Just saying.
              She doesnt' look like that in the game. It's just a lighting issue

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know she doesn't look like that ingame.

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crystal Dynamics used to be really based

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Crystal Dynamics used to be really based
      lol
      >all you need to do is change the superficial aspects of Tomb Raider to appeal to morons
      >aslong as you give her booty shorts and make sure you can see her cleavage it doesn't matter that the gameplay is just a worse version of Reboot
      >it doesn't matter that there are straight up an upped up amount combat sequences
      >it doesn't matter that "tomb" sequences always feel short and simplistic
      >it doesn't matter that setpieces and QTE's started in LAU
      >it doesn't matter that "Lara's" daddy issues LITERALLY start being expressed in LAU

      you guys are all genuinely worthlessly shallow bastards that deserve everything the reboot gave us. the games started going to shit long before reboot, the fact that Crystal dynamics, the EXACT same team (you can search up on Wikipedia if you're not moronic) that just finished working on LAU, made the reboots, should be a wake up call for how fricking moronic and delusional you all are.

      You guys don't actually care about Lara, her adventures, her triumphs, the experience of being and playing Lara with utmost control and precision. Showing through gameplay, directly connected to Lara, what it's like to be an adventurer tackling vast and complex ruins. You only care about her ass and breasts, only as a surface level icon to be admired, it doesn't matter if her gameplay is subpar, aslong as it's just barely playable (the platforming can't even be as consistent as classics, and this is a common and consistent complaint, see Yahtzee's review) and you can look at her bum, it's all fine even though reboot is exactly the same, arguably slightly better in gameplay.

      Frick you infestation enabling morons for killing Lara.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        tl;dr
        kys

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          prove that TL;DR

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Crystal has always been major HOMOS. They are, in fact, part of the reason Core died. Daily reminder that Crystal found out about Core making Anniversary Edition, pitched the same exact thing to Eidos, and that's when Eidos gave the anniversary project (that Core had been working on) over to Crystal.
        Also reminder that if you listen to the audio commentary on TRA you will here the game's team constantly shit talking Core Design and the original Tomb Raider game.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, conveniently that's what every dictatorship against freedom of speech says, when it becomes too convenient.

        the reality is that I'm correct and break down this delusional but comfortable reality LAUtards have conjured up, so much so that even much like dictatorships of old, you need to literally LIE and come up with a dismissive label "reboot troony" that exists to paint me in a dishonest and one dimensional light that less critical thinkers will swallow up because it's easier and more convenient than engaging your mind in paragraphs of substantive thought that attacks your preconceptions.

        "Freedom Fighters" were also called "Terrorists". The fact that you're painting me in such dismissive and sweeping manner should be proof to anyone with a critical eye that you just want to cover up the truth. My arguments are literally fundamentally based on the premise that the reboots are bad and that LAU is bad because it is like the reboots. If you can successfully get away with painting me as a "reboot troony" then truth and/or meaningful discussion does not fricking matter at all and this place is garbage.

        Right, so which one should we get?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          1 to Underworld, they're all under a euro, as i said when i posted this thread.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >yet another thread where this crank flings his shit like a chimpanzee

        Seek help, take meds.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based autist. Frick LAU gays, they're part of the decline.

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought LAU Trilogy long time ago, and I still haven't gotten my promised sex with the

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lara isn't like other girls tbh as being just attractive or rich doesn't matter to her, but kick her ass or outsmart her in some way? You're gonna be living rent free in her head for a long time.

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ignore the reboot troony and his pointless diatribes everyone btw.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, conveniently that's what every dictatorship against freedom of speech says, when it becomes too convenient.

      the reality is that I'm correct and break down this delusional but comfortable reality LAUtards have conjured up, so much so that even much like dictatorships of old, you need to literally LIE and come up with a dismissive label "reboot troony" that exists to paint me in a dishonest and one dimensional light that less critical thinkers will swallow up because it's easier and more convenient than engaging your mind in paragraphs of substantive thought that attacks your preconceptions.

      "Freedom Fighters" were also called "Terrorists". The fact that you're painting me in such dismissive and sweeping manner should be proof to anyone with a critical eye that you just want to cover up the truth. My arguments are literally fundamentally based on the premise that the reboots are bad and that LAU is bad because it is like the reboots. If you can successfully get away with painting me as a "reboot troony" then truth and/or meaningful discussion does not fricking matter at all and this place is garbage.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't read

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          I accept your concession. Atleast you're shameless and understanding of your own flaws enough to admit defeat. Posturing is a sign of weakness, but everybody has to cope somehow ain't that so?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          I actually liked 2013 and Rise, Shadow was quite shit though.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not even NuLaragays like Shadow usually, nobody does

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            2013 is Uncharted, minus Nathan's charisma.
            Rise was actually good.
            Shadow is unapologetically bad.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            2013 is Uncharted, minus Nathan's charisma.
            Rise was actually good.
            Shadow is unapologetically bad.

            They are still shit, like nuLara

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    horse

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >All the based TR games
    >Posts 1st reboot troony
    Uhmm yikes

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just got them all. I have most on physical but frick it I'll get them again.
    NuLara is absolute trash.

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was enjoying the first tomb raider with tombati, great game, comfy exploration, awesome platforming and acrobatic combat, then my game stopped working. Everytime I tried launching, a little window would open and immediately close.
    Later I found out the issue was my wireless headset was off - if it is off, the game doesn't launch. That was the weirdest bug I've seem in games.

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it safe to skip the first 6 games? are they even playable on modern systems?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Classics are the best ones so why would you want to skip them? Anything beyond Underworld has about as much to do with Tomb Raider as football does with basketball.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >skipping the best
        all TR games work on modern PCs no problem.

        cheers just gonna start with the very first one and go from there

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just approach the games with a reasonable mindset and you should have fun imo.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >skipping the best
      all TR games work on modern PCs no problem.

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://trcustoms.org/levels?sort=-size

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      What sets this website apart from trle.net?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Worse layout.

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Classic > Survivor > LAU

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Classic > LAU >>>>> ?

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Getting the first 3 or 4 games to work right on steam is to much of a hassle so I just emulated the PS1 versions instead and used duckstations overclock setting to make the games run at more consistent frame rate.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      or simply get GOG versions...

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        They dont run any better. They require too much hassle to get working with a controller and no I wont play with keyboard.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I wont play with keyboard.
          you could have just said you were a homosexual.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tomb Raider is a PS1 franchise. Its supposed to be played with a PlayStation controller.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              It was on PC from the start... and since you're playing it on PC, you're supposed to play it with the keyboard.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's as simple as downloading a community made patch and dragging the files over to your copy of the game, i don't know what you mean by "hassle"
      A lot of older games are like this too not just TR, the most difficult one i had to do was NFS Porsche Unleashed and even then it was as simple as downloading Nglide and pressing 2 buttons.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        The 1st one works fine with this community fix yes. But 2 and 3 dont have this easy solution. 1 worked fine with ps4 controller for me but 2 and 3 didn't.

  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eidos/Embracer doesn't care how much the older games sell. They only care about their current TR project, the phone that is in life support that was coded by pajeets

  20. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you still get banned for plugging m+kb to your console?

  21. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy these threads, despite the odd loner reboot intruder and the seething trannie.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      AoD has no right to shit on any game.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eh, the technical aspect of the game is a disaster but it unironically has a lot of charm, especially Lara - she is beyond adorable in the game. The stealth section with the laser grid during the museum is kino.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        With all its flaws AoD is still miles above nuraider.
        Also it had its moments.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Still counts as Lara, unlike reboot shit

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Including LAU?

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Classic is THE Lara, LAU is A Lara.

            The rest doesn't count. At est its not Lara, at worst is a giant bumbling anti Lara statement disguised as (woke) character

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              LAU Lara is shit.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                I hate what they did to her origin, regarding her parents.
                Classic origin is beyond kino

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why is this a mix of renders from the models used in the game and art? Someone was feeling very bipolar when they made this i suppose.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                I made it a while ago, just picked pictures that I liked from these games

  22. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lara's games are shit.
    They'd probably make her even more of a fridge in the next game, let's just put her down

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mods will fix that

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mods will fix that
        I really hope so. That shitface looks terrible and nothing like Lara.

      • 12 months ago
        Ophelia

        boobs still too small
        She needs to be 38D

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They'd probably make her even more of a fridge in the next game

      have you played any of the games? rise lara was delicious.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >coomers are tasteless nuLara shitters
        wild

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the new Lara isn't sexy
          >she is tho
          >HUR YOU'RE JUST A COOMER

          make up your mind gay

  23. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    all lara croft games are bad

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all nulara croft games are bad
      fixed

  24. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    why isnt fandom calling her LAUra?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they call nuLara Laura, mimickign a common error made by certain "fans", to separate her from the actual Lara

  25. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nu woke devs will make the next game such a pile of shit

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, the trajectory described by the last three flops is undeniable

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        TR2013 sold very well.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yet the sequels didnt. Curious.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            All the sequels sold well too. Where the hell are you getting your data from?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, it was sold under the premise that we were going to get the real Lara back. The good will was there.
          But it didn't deliver and the sequels shows it. It also flopped as in it failed to make any positive lasting impression.

  26. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the deal with recent LAU hate?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just one nevrotic person.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are shit games and Lara is a whiny b***h.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're just not very good anon, I'm sorry. All the signs of the franchise's eventual devolvement into the shitty nuLara trilogy were there already.

  27. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You're not gonna leave her hanging are you anons?
    I will, I have no money I'm poor af

  28. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  29. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Me when I look at this picture and then see the current state of gaming

  30. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only games in this franchise that I actually finished were Tomb Raider 1, TR2013 and its 2 sequels. I played most of them at release but never really finished them. Like I played frick loads of TR2 and 3 on PS1 as a kid but never beat them.

  31. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    AoD was my first Tomb Raider game.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      my condolences

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I actually loved it.
        The lame chakram guy was a little cringe, not gonna lie, but the rest was bretty gud.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          I guess you having no reference to previous games made it tolerable

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            I played the rest of the games since then and I loved them(safe for 1 because it really was too dated for me, though it was quite fun), and for me personally the tier list would go like this (only listing the ones I played): >2>4>AoD>legends>3>underworld>1>nulara
            I'm curious: what would actually change if I played them in order?
            I get that I would probably put the first one higher but It feels very dated and barebones nowadays.

  32. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"classic" games with involvement of Lara's creator: 1 out of 6
    >LAU games with involvement of Lara's creator: 3 out 3
    >nuReboot games with involvement of Lara's creator: 0 our 3
    Really makes you think, doesn't it?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, not really.

  33. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give me her measurements. All of them. I'll consider after that.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lara is pretty tall for a woman

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      90-60-90-(-13)-2.5

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        What does (-13)-2.5 refer to?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Depth and diameter

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's perfect

  34. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely no way she's ethnic English.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks very much like a bong.

  35. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are the PC versions of the original games on Steam good?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, thanks.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, get the GOG versions.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's the difference?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          GoG versions are patched for modern machines, Steams aren't.

  36. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Legend Lara was the best Lara

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      But enough about an obvious fact, who's the second best looking?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Underworld

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        AoD

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Complete objective ranking of each Lara
        1 > AOD > Legend = Underworld = Anniversary > Chronicles = Last Revelation > 2 = 3 > All other Lara's > 50 feet of dirt > Nu-Lara

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          wrong

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            *correct
            Name one person who would choose right over left. You can't

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          The first Lara doesn't even have the iconic ponytail though

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Braid is iconic, ponytail is nulara shit

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Point stands.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong.

  37. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    How hard are the classic games to get into? Should I start with the first or is it too clunky?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a decent challenge but kids could complete levels back in the 90's, you can too.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      First is the easiest,
      2 is easy too level design wise but way more enemies in numbers per level and harder than 1.
      3 just hates you and will try to kill you in every way possible.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need to get comfortable with the controls. All the classics 1-5 play the same.
      Start with the first, if too clunky for you skip to The Last Revelation.

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