>launch game. >unskippable credits. >start new game. >unskippable intro. >walk 10 feet

>launch game
>unskippable credits
>start new game
>unskippable intro
>walk 10 feet
>unskippable cutscene of you opening a door
>walk 10 more feet
>unskippable cutscene of you fighting a monster
>walk 10 more feet
>unskippable cutscene of a character talking to you while you say nothing for 5 minutes
>start a fight human enemies
>their heads are sticking out of cover begging for you to kill them
>on the hardest difficulty
>quit game
i guess i wont be finishing that anytime soon

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The filter is working as intended, keeping zoomers with ADHD out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >hot chick mean game good
      very insightful!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        holy ugly, anna didn't look like that

        None of you played the game. Why are you here?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          shure pal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      holy ugly, anna didn't look like that

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >anon discovers a tutorial

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Anonton

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cool mental disorder bro. You should get on meth or whatever they give you mentally ill autists these days.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Welcome to console games, enjoy your stay.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      except console games are good. I just beat COD WAW campaign and RDR1 at 4k 60fps.

      This is a certified nvidia ray tracing special b***h homie

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I rarely say this but

    FILTERED

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      filtered by what? what am i missing out on?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >What am i missing out on?
        The rest of the game

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i wasnt too thrilled with the combat shown to me in the section where i had to take the train engine, the ai was amazingly dumb

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            last light = 2033 >>>

            [...]

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Whats the ideal ai for you anon

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              one where they dont expose their entire head when theyre taking cover you smarmy frick

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Enemy peeks his head for a short time to give a window to get a headshot
                >This is somehow bad
                Fricking filtered kek

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                wrong. i distinctly remember the bad guy keeping his head in the open for the entire gun fight, i thought it was a glitched ragdoll because it made no sense for him to keep his head exposed that long

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ah so you admit you started this series with the 3rd game

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              what are these wild fricking accusations? how do you even come to that conclusion?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                if you dont know what the combat is like by the third game in the series I don't know what to say

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >if you didnt magically know the combat improved in the latest entry, you didnt play the previous games

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >improve
                who said that? its exactly the same as it ever was

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                with a newer title, youd expect some improvments to the game formula, right? why did you assume im as jaded as you and expect the combat to suck?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        MGS 4 tier exposition

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The series peaked with the first game anyways.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Exodus is weird, some parts of it are better than anything in 2033 by a mile, and other parts like the desert are just pure meh.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Same story for me. This happened like two weeks ago. My first attempt actually crashed when going down the ladder. Not a good first impression. I decided to give it another attempt but it just didn't grab me.

    All the people yelling "filtered" are idiots. That applies to difficulty, not obnoxious cinematic horse shit that ruins the game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      imagine actually having untreated adhd, at least aspies and autists are usually smart but your only special trait is having the attention span of a goldfish topkek

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Metro is just bootleg STALKER

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stalker was never good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you shut your prostitute mouth

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nothing wrong with that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stalker is literal garbage

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More like Stalker but good
      Good gunplay
      Good weapons
      Good economy
      Not open world fetch quest garbage

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Stalker is literal garbage

        Stalker was never good

        t. neutered anons

        sad!

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You make good points, OP. I hate that shit too. It's Western-influenced design through and through, where they have this pretense to waste your time with moronic, uninteresting story that the devs think is important, but the average player falls asleep because of them. This is why I never got through the starting section of Witcher 3, despite numerous attempts.
    Unfortunately, to get to the moderately good part - or where the game opens up - you need to thrudge through the crappy cinematic tutorial. For this game, it's like an hour at most.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Exodus> Last Light> 2033

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OG 2033 > Exodus > LL = Redux LL > Redux 2033

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOOO DONT KILL SLAVERS OR YOU'LL HAVE A BAD ENDING BECAUSE THERE IS A MORAL SYSTEM IN APOC SETTING NOW FOR SOME REASON EVEN THOUGH FALLOUT AND STALKER GOT RID OF IT YEARS AGO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can kill them all though.
      There is no omni present god that judges you. Your doing has impact on how your companions act, if you cause chaos in a hub by murdering innocent folk a companion may stay behind because of your actions. Bandits and other scum can be killed at hearts content, it scares me how many people can't see the difference between those that are killable and innocents.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >kill enemies
        >die at the end
        bravo kojima

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No itps more like
          >kill enemies
          >live

          >kill random people who did nothing wrong
          >die like the a savage since your friends left you
          >meet your old friend bourbon on the hell train and the colonel is there too

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >

        >kill enemies


        >die at the end
        bravo kojima
        >Idiots still mad at the slap on the wrist consequence
        You and the lot that whine about dishonoreds chaos system would hit it off

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But I am defending the system, it works pretty well.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    made by ex stalker devs

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Play story-based game, adaptation of a fiction book
    >Oh No! There is too much story!!!

    Everytime. Fricking idiots.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >kill enemies
      >die at the end
      bravo kojima

      MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Welcome to PC gaming, enjoy your stay

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