Legitimately worse than Lost Izalith

Legitimately worse than Lost Izalith

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Souls 3 is 'that area': the game.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      wrong
      this title will forever be held by Dragon Age: Origins, the game composed start-to-finish of sections you never want to play again while still compelling you to say the game is good

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is correct. at the end of an ng+ playthrough on my way to platinum and there was never any area i was legitimately looking forward to replaying, i only ever went anywhere because it was the next place to go in the single linear path through the game.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >platinum

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          still seething about microsoft conceding defeat?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I am a pc player, I don't pick sides, I don't participate in your silly consolewars, we are higher up in the foodchain, we are legion.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That’s not Shrine of Amana

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not the Bathhouse of Balthazaur!.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shrine of Amana is actually engaging & entertaining to get through, plus it looks pretty with cool music. Farron Keep is literally and figuratively a slog.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know, I'm starting to feel like DS2 might actually be the better game. 3 is no doubt more polished, but fricking christ the game is just back to back cancer swamps

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hating on one of the most kinotastic areas in the series

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get the dagger from the shrine maiden and quickstep through the sections that let you fatroll, done in 5 minutes ez.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanks I am sure nobody knew this by now

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you already know this, then why complain about it online. Its a complete nothing burger section where you can avoid most enemies. Now Irithyll stair cases thats some hot garbage part of the game.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          because it's still a shit area of the game

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed I fricking hate this area it's just so boring

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can just run through it
    You can just run through like 80% of the first half of DS3 so I don't know why people complain about it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      on your first playthrough you have to roll around the entire place like a tard until you find the 3 furnace things
      Blighttown is 1/10th the size since you just run to the extremely obvious spider mound and the rest is optional bloat
      Lost Izalith is unfinished trash but you still walk in a straight line down the paved path to the bed of chaos, so its shittiness isn't as bad
      Farron Keep is essentially the
      >oh I guess players like empty annoying swamps so we'll make them bigger, dumber, emptier, and you HAVE to explore them now!
      Miyazaki is a hack

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's just weird, it's like they thought "let's make this area bad on purpose!"

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't understand that man vs nature is kino and a key part of a good RPG
          Games need more punishing environments. Farron is fricking kino.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            DS2 had in the third DLC and you homosexuals hated it.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Don't you DARE tell me what I hated. Dark Souls 2 is the best in series precisely because it had a great balance of man vs man/beast and man vs nature.

              Dark Souls 2 is an RPG-ass RPG where you go into DUNGEONS that are DANGEROUS to traverse.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They lead you by the nose for the first two AND give you a bonfire checkpoint and the third you can intuit pretty easily. It's not good but you're exaggerating how confusing it is because it isn't at all.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    at least it's not DS2

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, it wasn't THAT bad. Lost Izalith also had the Bed of Chaos which is by far the worst boss encounter in the entire Souls "series."

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Farron Keep is kino though, got some of the best invasions there and in Cathedral of the Deep

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    still better than anything in DS2

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically I think I hate Yahar'gul more than any other area in the Souls franchise. The mobs, the lasers, the constant reviving enemies, etc just make it so fricking annoying to play through.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yahar'gul is super fun to invade. Especially near the three hunters gank.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most areas in these games I can clear out and take a walk through to take in the scenery without the groaning enemies.
      Yhar'gul is so massive and populous I never bothered.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like it, the only bad thing is that most enemies don't drop heals. I don't think BB has any real BAD area.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ds3 sucks

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The place is packed with teasures and spells and shit to find.
    Just keep on rollin rollin rollin
    Good area

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Farron Keep
    Oh, finally a cool castle interior level?
    >A flat plane of poison diaper swamp.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everything in this fricking game either grey or orange?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the world is LITERALLY burnt out so it's nothing but ashes and embers.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it’s a movement impairing swamp episode
    Arrificial difficulty

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The whole game is artificial. Game difficulty is innately artificial. Next time you're tempted to say this, instead remember that you're a huge gay who can't handle challenge.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is everything in this fricking game either grey or orange?

        Dark Souls 3 is just trying too hard, in every way. The nostalgiabaiting, the bosses that are all Artorias clones, every single enemy being some REEE'ing flailing moron, almost every chest is a mimic. Elden Ring or Sekiro or Bloodborne are more honest

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          skill issue
          BB bosses are hilariously bad except for very few exceptions, most of them barely qualify as bosses

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            horrible opinion. the only bad bosses are amygdala, living failures, and micolash (if he spams a call beyond)
            well, there are a bunch of shitty bosses in the chalice dungeons, but since that was just content padding made from material cut from the main game, idgaf

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't count chalice stuff either
              >micolash
              >hemwick witches
              >living failures
              >the one reborn
              >celestial emissary
              >shadows of Yharnam
              >amygdala
              >rom
              >paarl
              all bad, barely any moves and die in seconds

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because for you the metric of quality is being an Artorias clone

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Amelia is not an Astorias clone and it's a pretty good boss, same with bloos starved beast and Mergo's wet nurse

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    miyahacki strikes again
    I remember all the misplaced praise for this shit on release

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    DS3 is overall inferior to DS1

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    skill issue

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What the frick are you talking about? Elden Ring is good and only makes DS3 look much shittier in retrospect

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's bait anon please respect yourself

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's bait anon please respect yourself

      project harder, tendie

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >worse than dragon asses patrolling a lava lake
    lolno

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