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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    PC vs Switch

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay, here's Switch vs Switch.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        NOOOOOOO THATS DIFFERENT BECAUSE IT IS OK? GAME FREAK NEEDS OUR HELP RIGHT NOW DELETE THIS IT ISN'T HELPING

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        ooof

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mountains you can't climb vs mountains you can fly to, climb and battle on
        By the way, how many unique monster varieties are there in Xenoblade 3?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          How many monster variants out of the series's total got cut out for Scat and Vomit for literally no reason despite all of them being copy pasted assets anyway? Also:
          you can't climb
          Alright, here's another example, Zelda BotW and TotK. You can stop coping now.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not him but go away /vt/ranny

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mountains you can't climb
          lol
          >mountains you can fly to, climb and battle on
          Oh, like in BotW/TotK, or what GTA has been doing for 20 years.
          >By the way, how many unique monster varieties are there in Xenoblade 3?
          What does that have to do with pokeshite looking and performing worse than PS2 games? Shart and Vomit have garbage art direction on top of being technically incompetent.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >By the way, how many unique monster varieties are there in Xenoblade 3?
          200+

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mountains you can't climb vs mountains you can fly to, climb and battle on
          Ok.
          Here's the Wii U.
          You can fly to, climb and battle on anything you like in Xenoblade X because you have a mech you can climb into to fly to wherever you like, hop out wherever you like and battle wherever.

          This is from 2015. On the Wii U.
          I'd tell you to eat shit, but you already do.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Frick, Sylvalum is still one of the best regions in a JRPG I've ever seen.

              It was the Eryth Sea of X.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          holy frick, i really hope you consider killing yourself bro

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Xenoblade also sucks, and the only reason tendies like it is that it looks better than Pokemon, that’s all.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Someone get a ciggy and a blindfold for Gamefreak

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's wrong with the bottom pic?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>>/vp/

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what's wrong with the bottom pic?

      Your non-existent standards.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      consoomer go consoooooom

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't change out of your god damn school uniform

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      had these thought years ago when they announced their shitass new pokemon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/uMkquYb.png

      lel

      if only gamefreak hired monolith soft...

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        God no, go frick yourself, don't waste their talent on pokemon

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Don't waste the talent of a dev to make a game that will sell 10s of millions of copies, the dev is better off making anime garbage that will sell .5 million copies!!
          U

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >sales sales sales
            I know you mustn't be familiar with it as a pokemon fan, but MS has what is called artistic integrity.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Modded Xenoblade 1 with pokemon shoved in is already a better open world pokemon game than anything GF made, monolith could actually deliver on a real modern pokemon RPG.
              That's what this series actually is, a JRPG

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                monolith cant make games anymore past XC2+ their peak was xeno x, all the talent left.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >all the talent [headcanon]

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      gameplay > graphics

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wins at both
        Pokebros... what gimmick do we add to the next generation to save us?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          We are running out of shitty gimmick ideas Pokesisters... we could have just kept the amazing Mega evolutions but no, Gigantamax, crystallized pokemon, gee weez... let's GENDER SWAP THE POKEMANS ON GEN 10 YEAH
          LET THE FEMALES GROW HUGE FUTA wienerA

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do hardcore pokegays really believe that people want new evolution gimmicks? This is why your franchise has barely evolved in 20 years.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >wanting every series to change.
              that's why vidya is pure garbage now.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok, keep pumping out the same mobile tier games with AAA development costs while we continue to laugh at you.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                holy shit imagine being this fricking moronic
                palsloppers you need to get your slopsoldiers better training

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where am I wrong? Really ironic seeing pokegays throwing the word slop around

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >pokegays
                you mean the people playing slopworld like (You) right now?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                unironically worked for Pokémon Series. lol

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Never said they don't sell well.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Palworld has already sold a quarter of Scarlet/Violets sales in less than a week.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Believe it or not, those are actually really, REALLY bad sales numbers. Every other game on the Switch has massively outsold all other games in the franchise by

                MK8DX sold 53 million, 15 million more than Mario Kart Wii (the next best selling game in the franchise). Animal Crossing sold three times as much on the Switch. Smash sold twice as much. etc etc.

                And here we have Pokemon, not even breaking old records when EVERYTHING ELSE ON THE SWITCH is doing fricking gangbusters. Those are not good sales numbers, those are BAD sales numbers. When everything else in the race is doing twice as well as they were before, managing to get second place to a fricking gameboy game is just sad.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon this is a massive pokecope, Pokemon is hard limited in its target audience by being a turn based RPG it’s effectively at market saturation

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                buddy, these games are made with pennies, even it sold half a million it would've made back its money

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                mario kart and animal crossing release 1 game every 7 years
                pokemon literally released 2 games in 2022 with 1 game in each of the years before that. This comparison is just a moronic cope.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're close but off the mark.
                People went back to the old games because they innovated. Everyone has played a Zelda so a new 8 dungeon Zelda drops and people go meh wasn't my favorite game
                But botw drops and you got a larger market. You got Zelda fans. Old Zelda fans who stopped buying or maybe got a few Zelda. Then you got open world fans

                Wii u is irrelevant so smash needs to be compared to brawl. Gaming industry bigger than ever and ultimate had EVERYONE [TM] so tons of sales.

                Pokémon has die hard fans but nobody who isn't a diehard is ever going to buy the next one. It's the 8 dungeon Zelda problem. Only problem is Zelda used to be a 5ish million a game series and Pokémon is like 50 million so they had no reason to innovate
                But palworld comes out and the people like me who hadn't played a Pokémon since red blue silver gold Era is loving it because it's a huge innovation. If anything it's the Pokémon fans who aren't playing it because they're so die hard and moronic they suck Nintendo dick all day because hey look Pikachu omg..

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If anything it's the Pokémon fans who aren't playing it
                I'm a pokémon fan and I'm playing, I detest the mentality that I'm not supposed to play Palworld just because I like Pokémon.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry I should have clarified I meant the NORMIE Pokémon fans like I have work friends who play Pokémon go and they haven't touched palworld they think it's edgy. Obviously nobody here is an actual normie

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pokemon gameplay

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >palworld gameplay

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Breaking rocks feels good.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            You automate stone mining after 1 hour and never run out after that

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it plays it’s self
              SLOPSISTERS!!!1!1!1!1!!?1?1?1?!?

              >Said the troony, calmly

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >thinks normal people should manually mine a basic resource for hours
                autistic neet brain

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                hey I’m not playing this slop Black person you are kek slopaholic troony

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go do your daily gacha rolls, gay

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Y-YOU PLAY G-GACHASLOP
                palsloppers…you’re losing the narrative

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Y-YOU
                >S-SLOP
                >....SEETHE
                'Y-YOU' type in wojak speak, you lost any point you were trying to make. GameFreak isn't your friend, lul.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >g-g-gamefreak
                mindraped palslopper

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Let it go bro, poketards love pressing one button for gameplay

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is literally Monster Hunter Stories right down to the colors and yet it's still better than Pokemon.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Now make it be teams of two and give the option to block

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rock paper scissors is such a stupid game, how the frick does paper beat rock?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Paper covers rock, preventing rock from breathing

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even The Rock is not impervious to a paper cut.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          So girls like scissoring more than fisting

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        gameplay and artstyle > graphics

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The gameplay
        >Go to zone
        >Grind through quests you don't care about
        >Catch pokemon you don't care about but all for completionism sake which you won't complete anyway because 100% is tedious beyond the autism of a Japanese hikko
        >Progress a plot that is the same stupid Pokemon shit where the bad guy is will flip on a dime and become one of the good guys after you beat him
        >Literally no difficulty, just a time consumer

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          but enough about palslop

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Palworld has both tho

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I had a lot of slop that’s for sure

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        PLA gameplay is shit

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >choose starter
        >use attack move for 20 hours
        >one shot everything
        /vp/gays I kneel

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Palworld is better at both of these

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fret not, Palworld has Pokémon beat on the front too.

        Not that that was hard, Gamefreak couldn't design compelling gameplay for shit.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        and palworld beats pokeshit in both of those departments LMFAO

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          CRAFTSLOPPERS WON

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >S-SLOP!
            cope, it's DRM free (which means 100% free), it offers more, it does what a billion dollar company can't. Now wash the boot taste out your mouth.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              enjoy the slop sloppig! The whole favela is playing!!!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >plASS "gameplay":
        >catch 100 bidoofs
        >watch them use tackle 1000 times
        >do hundreds of chores like these to unlock the next area
        >roll around in dirt for the epic boss battles while throwing balm at them

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've played like 4 entire pokemon games without losing one single time, pokemon games are braindead shit for morons with no challenge whatsoever

      • 4 months ago
        Santa Claus

        Palworld has souls-like + over shoulder shooter action combat.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        If the graphics are absolute shit, 3d models look like shit, no voice acting, shitty animations then why is gamefreak selling their shitty games at $60??

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pokemon has by far the worst gameplay of any game in the industry. It makes no fricking sense, and it doesn’t feel satisfying at all. There’s nothing redeemable about it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gameplay
        yes palworlds much better

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did enjoy Legends Arceus.

      I'm also playing Palworld at the moment.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >soulless
      >SOUL

      >SOOOOUUULLLLLL!!!
      >soulless

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stolen assets from multiple franchises everywhere
      Actually shameless

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not to defend Game Freak but Palworld looks like garbage too.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      DELETE THISSSSSS

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's a very selective Gravity Rush screenshot.
          I played that game like yesterday, and a lot of it doesn't look great.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          that a bad comparison with Genshi, you need a 1,000 usd phone with the highest antutu score for Genshi in high quality.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >let's combine elden ring, pokemon and ark!
      >sells 4 quintillion copies and is actually fun
      Absoluetly mogged.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, they even stole the map design from Elden Ring, literal chinkslop.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_tree

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Looks nothing like the ER map but nice attempt, shilloid.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dumb frick

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Said the moron shilling chinkslop for free.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dumb frick

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Paldevs, your chinkbot broke.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      palworld doesn't look like that at all

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Fortnite with an Elden Ring map in the bottom?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >most ugliest
        >trannie
        needs some work

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brutal mogging

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      one side absolute shit graphics, other side absolute shit art direction. Pokeslop needs to frick off but dont fricking suck another game's wiener for doing the bare minimum

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Palworld.
      Home.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you cant even claim it's the console fault for being weak since they have totk on the same console, it's just shit for no reason

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HOLY FRICK IM SOLD

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's literally the Elden Ring map wtf.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_tree

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      So what, I bet palworld doesn't even have a trans character like pokemon does.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      hopefully this will make GameFreak shit themselves and actually release a good modern Pokemon game

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        it won't. pokemon fans will still eat up slop

        this stuff is slowly eating away at nintendo, it's just in a generational way: the effects of these games will be seen 10, 15 years from now, not right now

        A concept a lot of people don't think about: When Nintendo released ToTK shovelware expansion pack claiming it was a new game, and insulted their fans, a generation of young people saw Nintendo as an evil corporation and MiHoYo as a corporation that gives you Genshin Impact (bigger and better than totk) for free.

        This will matter tremendously in terms of money flow in 10 years.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the bottom isnt even real. it's a bullshot. a computer graphic. it cant really look like that

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stage one: denial.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The frick is that N64 tier crap Pokemon has got going in the top?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because this is Game Freaks first attempt at making a game on a console that isn't handheld:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Game_Freak

      They are gradually trying to make a functional game that isn't based on the tired old formula and uses a bare-bones GUI and grafix in general

      Gamefreak needs to ditch their trash gameboy engine. Look what 5 japs did in Pal World with Unreal and zero experience.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love ocarina of time

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Legitimately, why are pokemon games such low quality, when it's one of the most profitable franchises in the world?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because their fans buy up whatever they shit out

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's one of the most profitable franchises in the world. If someone kept giving you 100 dollars for doing nothing would you ever go to work?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Switch does hold them back a bit but it's a combination of:
      Game Freak being extremely untalented, not really caring because they know their games will sell a lot, and time crunch

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        How come Game Freak is the only one held back by the Switch while everyone else's games, including WiiU and PS3 ports, turn out fine?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most switch games look like absolute shit, in fact the switch is a shit console all around, moron.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            He makes a fair point though, Gamefreak has always been years behind thee competition even on home turf. Just look at Pokémon vs Dragon Quest Monster Joker, same consoles (DS and 3DS) and same gameplay and combat, but DQMJ just mogs pokémon on every front. Hell, DQMJ 3 released in ~2016 on the 3DS, and emulated on pc it looks and plays better than the latest Switch Pokémon.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's nice but why do pokemon games look notably worse than their contemporaries on the same console?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            BOTW and TOTK look fine though, and there were parts of SV that looked good.
            And LGPE looks great.
            So it's not really the switch's fault, is it?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pokemon games are such low quality BECAUSE it's the most profitable franchise in the world.
      When you get to that level of success, you lose all incentive to put effort into the product, because sales are guaranteed. Instead effort goes into marketing and cost cutting to make the highest margins possible.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's 2 issues that keep Pokemon in that situation:
        >The Pokemon Company doesn't give a shit about the console games. The real breadwinners of the franchise are the merch and mobile games, console games just serve as a way to introduce new pokemon
        >GameFreaks want to keep a "small indie company" vibe and refuses to hire more people

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because pokegays will eat any turd and never complain.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Games can’t have a normal dev cycle because it’s dictated by merch sales.

      Gamefreak is also extremely incompetent but no dev team could work with that schedule

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Game Freak stopped caring when they went 3d.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because this is Game Freaks first attempt at making a game on a console that isn't handheld:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Game_Freak

      They are gradually trying to make a functional game that isn't based on the tired old formula and uses a bare-bones GUI and grafix in general

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        also that this console is really weak compared to all the other systems you could play vidya out there. even mobile phones.
        but even with that they were able to deliver a fricking ton of SOUL there

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He is unironically using the "Small indie company, please understand!!!" card
        They were able to get the DP remakes outsourced to give them more time to work on this and it still was in the state that it was.
        This is a multimillion dollar franchise but you expect people to being sympathetic and go "Oh don't worry Game Freak we know that you're a small team working on your first big boy project we'll still buy the DLC for you <3" especially when this was supposed to be the fricking game that learned from Sword and Shield and Legends Arceus, their two previous Switch entries and somehow ended up worse than both and even with the moronic "we can fix it later" mentality too many games take up it's not something games should fricking strive to do.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have no idea why you thought he was defending them. It looked more like infantilizing them. They're incompetent and even their 3ds ran like shit

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Because this is Game Freaks first attempt at making a game on a console that isn't handheld:
        >20+ years in the industry
        >still don't know how to make 3D games
        >not even asking from other Nintendo devs for advice
        and people give money to this company?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why try to make something good when tendies will buy and defend it anyway. If Palworld didn't come out the next poke game would still be empty uninspired buggy shit. Now they might have to try.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            They won't and I don't mean it in a homosexual way. They genuinely won't
            They might add the whole you can capture Pokémon and ride them part but a Pokémon game will never have base building where your Pokémon work. Or actual 'action' 3d combat or anything remotely challenging or filtering for a boss fight. Palworld works BECAUSE of the meme. It sounded like a joke but the core gameplay is the appeal, getting better pals for damage and work capacity, better mobility for you to mount, better gear and weapons [this alone is why next Pokémon will still suck the trainer will never have a combat option]
            Protection from elements sure but I cannot see Pokémon going into a crafting route. And palworld with just the exploration would suck its the full package that is appealing. But they won't ever add base building n shit so who cares

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bro they had like 6-7 years working with the 3DS and another 3 on the Switch before SV dropped. It's not a first attempt of any sort and even if it was other series nailed their first try like Mario

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Because this is Game Freaks first attempt at making a game on a console that isn't handheld
        mean while some fricking japanese neets with 10k budget:

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >americans want to shoot guns
          >americans sometimes like to make ugly characters
          absolutely based devs, properly pandering to gaijin mutts

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol
        Anyway here's Xenoblade on 3DS

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          looks pretty good for 3DS actually

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think that's the point, it show how Pokemon just do the bare minum, or in this case nothing at all.

            they may as well just call SV an early access and leave it unfinish as the indi company pokegays think they are

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Missed out on this game when it first came out but honestly does look good on the DS. That just makes it even worse if Pokemon can't get their open world right on the Switch

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Let's Go
        >Sword/Shield + DLC
        >Arceus
        >Implying Scarlett/Violet are the first attempt.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wouldn't Colosseum and such also count?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sort of because because different dev team. They did hire a bunch of Genius Senority devs after PBR to help with BW which is where Turner came from and why Genius Senority switched to small games after. Gamefreak leads evidently don't treat them nice considering Turner left an Art Director position to go independent.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >+25 year company
        >makes Billions
        > still don't know jack shit about developing games

        how is that a defense?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like gamecube games looked better honestly

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          whenever someone says a game looks like a 6th gen game and means it in a disparaging way it's best just to assume that they've never actually seen a 6th gen game in real life

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're not wrong.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Every day I miss Colosseum's Earthquake animation more and more

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The development problems, graphics, assets, etc. of the Pokémon games are the fault of Gamefreak and the Pokémon company.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        see this? that is from a new game from a franchises that was 20 years dormant, that simply show case have more talent and passion than Pokemon ever have in the past 10 years.

        and it is not even a monster catching game yet, they put so much care in their monsters

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          now let's see the gameplay

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >now let's see the gameplay
            Ironic, coming from a Pokegay.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              man, the game literally forgot the background stops mid animation just to add it back

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know that you want to make a point anon, but Mana wasn't really dormant for 20 years, we had to put with 2 mediocre remakes (adventures of Mana and secret of Mana), before we got a good one (Trials) so they could finally develop a new game with high level budget.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            NOT MY SAHAGIN

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I would shit on the first 2 remakes but they were made for the PSVita in mind and were surprisingly ok.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >first
        Wrong. Plus MS made an open world RPG on the WiiU with better graphics and no reused assets. It was their first WiiU game and first HD game.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a pretty PS2 tier example, now could you show us how it actually runs at 12 FPS and pokemon popping out every direction? No amount of excuses can justify this embarrassing shit. They should hire more experienced devs to help at Game Freak, but no, the poor team of 20 would starve to death if they get more staff.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      because the games are in a way just a vehicle to introduce new Pokemon designs that they can then sell as plushies, pokemon cards, and other miscellaneous merchandise. Also, people always buy the games anyway and the money from those game sales is nice and all. But the main incentive is the fricking merchandise

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only soulful 3d pokemon games (colosseum and XD) weren't even made by gamefreak

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This franchise makes more money with their merch than with the games
      The games don't have to be good they just need to promote the new content

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Extreme japanese conservative mindset.
      If it's making money already, why increase the budget?
      Also GF is legitimately incompetent at many levels, like they if you gave them twice as much time and budget the result wouldn't improve much.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      why put in effort if the moronic fanbase will buy it anyway

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Game Freak were never good at making games and they're too prideful to change their ways or integrate new talent.
      Everyone knows the story about how Iwata came in to optimize Pokemon Gold and Silver and you wanna think it's because Iwata is such an amazing programmer, but the reality is probably that Game Freak was so shit at optimizing that it only required one competent person to undo their shit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=jywmPVEfmwGH8oLg
      New employees want to do better but old guys are in charge and openly say why bother when it will sell anyway?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If a game is going to make a profit anyways, might as well put in only minimum amount of effort.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      because gays eat the low quality shit anyway
      just look at the gays in obscure internet spaces like Ganker defending pokeshit and lamefreak to have an insight of how brainrotten the pokeshit fanbase is

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        this and they even defend slop to get back at other slop for not living up to alps full slop potential

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not an accident. Nintendo's boomer leaderboard actively makes every IP they own to be soulless because they were convinced by one powerpoint presentation 30 years ago that "bland = mass appeal".
      They reject the very idea of making interesting content because any sort of risk could rock the boat with their built-in audience of nintendies.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smaru famiru company
      Prease understandu

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because gamefreak has had majority of the same dev team since pokemon gold and silver. Most other companies bring in young blood but not gamefreak. Is why the transition from 2d to 3d has been horrendous

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo uses pokemon to test their game generating AI program. All pokemon games are 100% AI generated slop and they have been since sword and shield

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they can barely make video games. Their first game was a gameboy game, and even it famously had enormous glitches. Missingno is basically a part of pop culture now.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You answered your own question, Pokemon games will sell like hotcakes no matter what. Good or mediocre, millions will flock to them. Gamefreak is fully aware of this and stopped giving a damn years ago, they know Pokemon players will complain loudly about their laziness and lack of effort but still buy the games because muh Pokemon. Look at the seething (and hilarious) meltdown Palworld caused among them, it's what happens when "turn customers into fanatics and products into obsession" works.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their fans are brand addicted prostitutes

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      gamefreak literally does not give a shit, they actually think pokemon is only liked by kids, they are moronic on top of it, just look at the whole 'we totally redid the models, that's why they take so long to come out!' thing where they just ported models from a game, with 0 changes
      my sister still fervently follows pokemon despite how shite it's gotten

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they actually think pokemon is only liked by kids
        This is even funnier when you know that there was a study done in Japan where it showed that the vast majority of players that were playing Pokemon XY where college students. It's amazing how disconnected GF is from reality, they could conduct a study themselves and still ignore the data right in front of their eyes.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      free market
      if the morons will buy anything, why even try to make it good?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the company that owns the right has various technical disabilities

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If subhumans will buy literal dogshit for 70$ as long as it has a pokemon logo on it, why waste time and money to make a good product?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Gamefreak is unironically one of the least talented dev studios in the world. They put their A Team on and funneled resources away from SWSH to Little Town Hero, a game that was literally unplayable.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      flip the question around, you realize Nintendunces are just moronic
      why is Pokemon company a billionaire corp when they consistently shit out low quality garbage

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the pokemon company only see dollar signs rather than quality so they give the devs nothing to work with with no talent or help at all. If you played scarlet and violet or arceus you can see that they did improve things just not in graphics or performance which matters the most to the public eye.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the Pokémon Company doesn’t give a shit about the games, they exist solely to market merchandise

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      POKEMON IS THE ONLY VIDEOGAME FRANCHISE OF ITS SIZE TO LITERALLY BE MORE MERCH THAN GAME DRIVEN IN PROFITS
      Think about it, an entire generation of loser nerds all spouting the catchline "GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL"
      it doesnt matter what palworld does, because palworlds wont ever be a franchise mechandising empire.
      There is no pokemon killer. pokemon was literally revived in popularity for the newest generations thanks to streamers and trading cards. While everybody played pokemon go for exposure even if nobody bought shit.

      Pokemon as a brand is more Hello Kitty, less Super Mario Brothers.
      GOTTAA
      CATCH
      THEM
      ALL

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >92 BIL
        WHY IS POKEMON STILL PISS

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          because only 18billion of it is videogames, and people will keep buying the videogames because people like the cute animal plushies and merchandise with it

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          think about it like this
          Nintendo makes 59.8%, nearly 2/3rds the amount of money the games make, by printing trading cards.
          Those together don't even come to half of what they make from merchandizing licenses.

          Why give a shit when the people who consume the merch empire buy the games and trading cards.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Genuine answer:
      Even if they wanted to make a "high quality" pokemon game, they couldn't. The Pokemon Company basically has a mandate to put out a new pokemon game every year in order to get a new wave of merchandise out there because literally 60% of that "most profitable franchise in the world" is mommy buying little timmy the new Ogerpon plushy, not a video game

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Think of Pokemon like the FIFA games. They have no competitor, people buy this shit by million because it's the newest one. Why try ?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      because tendies will eat hot shit if gamefreak shart it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pokemon fans are mostly mindless consoomers who don't care if Game Freak keeps making low quality slop

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like the other Anons said the devs no longer need to make a good game to sell it so now they just release garbage.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the senior devs who have been there for years mostly worked on simple 2d games so the switch to 3d and yearly release fricked them but they cant be bothered to just take a break when its obvious they dont give a shit anymore

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      TPC makes the vast majority of their money from merch. The only reason new pokemon games are made are to release more pokemon to turn into merch.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >merch
        they should make some better designs then. palworld designers seem to have a better grasp already.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      because Nintendo insists on staying 10 years behind in hardware for absolutely no reason

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's all about profit.
      If you make a 100 mill game that sells 500 mill
      Or a 20 mill game that sells 480 mill. The latter will give you 60 million more funny money! And yes this matters to them. Quality is literally not the name of the game for any big business.
      Also cope exists everywhere. I don't think the relevant people in charge of the next game will give a shit about the performance and disappointment the fans felt. To them its like you're so big people will hate anyway. So what never lies? The amount of money you got from the product. That's why most businesses get genuinely blind sided. Like Bethesda fully expected to have a million concurrent on steam etc. Every other fricking game sold a billion so why not StaRField its THE SAME GAME RIGHT?

      They will course correct for elder scrolls 6 and actually innovate because the reception was mid for starfield

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      because GameFreak have the rights to making the games and they’re all incompetent old people (always have been).
      If Pokemon was made by the first-party Nintendo devs like the ones who made Mario Odyssey, BotW, Smash Bros., etc. then it would be the greatest franchise in tendie history.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's one of the most profitable franchises in the world, that's much bigger than the games themselves, the amounts of money pokémon merch generates dwards whatever they get from pokémon game sales. It's so ridiculous to the point that pokémon games could literally be
      >start game
      >pikachu shows up and takes a massive dump on the screen
      >"pika pika frick yooooou"
      >credits roll
      And the franchise would still be successful.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's nothing putting a fire under their ass, they know Pokemon will sell regardless even if it's just blank cartridges and 0 GB downloads

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      because they are fricking incompetent this isnt even jumping on the "lets dab on game freak and pokemon bandwagon" they're just all-around fricking idiots look at the other Pokemon games done by companies thats NOT them and compare them to Game Freak.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What pokegays fail to understand is that some amateur "plagiarism" has better production values than any 3D pokémon game and that GameFreak is the most incompetent studio considering what other games are on switch.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please PLEASE have a nice day. The game is as jank as shit. Higher fidelity visuals does not equal better production values when it's all stock UE5 shit

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        All the models on the shitty pokemon games are just ripped off from previous games anyway. Why the frick can't they do a better world if that's everything they have to create from the ground up on new games?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        but enough about pokemon

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          What other thoughts does Yong Yeah tell you to have?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >stock ue5 bad
        >models a Taiwanese guy getting paid a penny an hour made KINO

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    PUT THE SHIT GAME NAME IN THE THREAD SO MY FILTERS WORK

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ARE THOSE PLAYDOH BALLOON ANIMALS OMG HECKING SCIENCE I AM CONSOOMING SLOPPSLOPSLOP CRAFT SLOP OPEN WORLD SLOP BRIGHT COLORS SLOP UNITY SLOP SLOP IM CONSOOOOOOOOOMING

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely mind broken.

      Why do videogames attract people with mental illness?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m a truth sayer
        I see slop I call it slop
        you can seethe and defend it with your life all you want consoomer slopprostitute

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Palworld has got him downbad.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            why would I be down bad the goycattle are consooming their slop
            I’m just enjoying the show, little slophound

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're obsessed and addicted to shitposting.

              When Palworld hype fades, you'll move on to something else.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                hope slopworld sees this sis!

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm glad you agree.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >avatar gayging
                sloppers…
                get your xister

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          *tips fedora*

          My lady.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            based fellow slopworlder now back to sucking that slop down little sloppig

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why do videogames attract people with mental illness?
        Same reason water attracts fish.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      But enough about troonymon

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        seething NINTENDIE palworld y’all’s got you seething bad frfr no cap

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Said the troony, calmly

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's amazing how Poketroons call Palworld slop when the buy the same game every year no matter how much content they cut from previous entries

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s hilarious you sloptrannies think I play pokeslop when (You) literally play pokeslop and bootleg pokeslop you’re so addicted to slop
        will never not be funny LMAO

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >haha i dont even play pokemon games i just came here just because!
          what being terminally online does to a mf

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah I’m laughing at you pokesloppers eating up latest slop and defending it like placid goycattle

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hello, ericspammer

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        he’s playing slopworld btw

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i told you, eric wont return your calls

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It became soulless as soon as they introduced guns in the game

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh graphics

    Reminder that the first fricking thing PC trannies did was make Pokemon mods so they could pretend this early access dogshit was a real Pokemon game.

    Can't make this shit up

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure they did it as a joke and to see if they could. And it really did look good seeing you command Pikachu and let him fight in the open world. Too bad it got DMCAed by Nintendo already

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This reminds me of the BOTW vs Genshin environment comparisons

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This reminds me of the BOTW vs Genshin environment comparisons

      Yeah how did that work out? BotW is considered the greatest game of all time. Genshit isn't even considered a game.

      The chuckles keep coming.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        holy seetherino

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Genshit isn't even considered a game.
        It makes a frickload of money and tons of people play it religiously. My coworkers will talk for fricking hours about pulling characters and shit.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        except botw is a good game while none of the modern pokemon games have any effort put into them.
        genshin is straight up anime girl slot machine but it does have more gameplay than your average gacha.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't forget if you just do the story you can beat the whole game without even touching the Gacha

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >BotW is considered the greatest game of all time
        LOL.
        >Literalwho magazine
        The 70 dollar expansion didn't even win THE Game Awards and jobbed to Baldur's Gate.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Literalwho magazine
          literal who magazines are the ones deciding which games win at the award show you're bigging up, this is easily findable public info

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        even fricking reddit hate zelda and all of it's shit, a random article in some literally who website made by a troony means nothing

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Yeah how did that work out?
        Genshin kept delivering content after content, area after area, while nintendogays got only glorified DLC after 6 years.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >BotW is considered the greatest game of all time
        No matter how many times you parrot this it won't make it true.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh no no no BotW sisters! OOT CHADS won again!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        troonyEra game.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's almost scary how accurate the Ganker side is

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        genshin probably made more in 1 year than all of zelda

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          botw made so much that it was worth almost a year of genshin. but the other zeldas are nowhere near that. so at this point genshin has still handily surpassed all zeldas by a lot

          i dont think the zelda series will be as big as botw ever again, totk just shows management leaving nintendo after 40 years to me. insulting customer is becoming too accepted to them.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    is palworld proof that ai is actually just better than real devs? I mean devs have made it clear that doing more than 15 minutes of work is slavery to them so...frick it let the machines reign

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you believe these guys had no fricking clue what they were doing? Game Freak was outdone by a team of fricking amateurs and a teenager.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Games for this feel?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Non-hispanic whites
      Isn't that redundant?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Legal system conflates beaners with white people to muddy the crime stats and make it look like mexicoids are less criminal than they are

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Really? I have seen alot of Jeets and Black folk doing shady things in WEBM, but not alot of hispanics doing it
          T. Spic

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            how sheltered are you to even think hispanics aren't criminals?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I am talking about pedophilia you moron, and I know that alot of hispanics are moronic frickers, that have no self-control

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh, yeah, it's the cartel driving up those statistics. turns out people skinning alive other people for drug money don't turn their noses at kidnapping childrens etc when it makes good money

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Non-hispanic whites
          Isn't that redundant?

          >spreading /misc/gay/ misinformation to other moronic insecure mutt homosexuals
          >doesn't get banned

          lmao hiroshima 😛

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        When Hispanics commit crimes they put it under "white".

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not when they're black, Hispanic isn't a color.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      pokemon: black and pokemon: black 2 versions

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Feels like a fake, untrustworthy, cherry picked and totally unbiased graphic

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i didn't know epstein was mexican

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >epstein
        >stein
        >white
        moron

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Epstein didn't frick kids, he filmed people fricking kids, epstein fricked the girls after they grew to old to be used as blackmail.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          mexicans and blacks are just consumers, whites are usually the ones making the content

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good point. We need a israelite/white split too.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't there some sci-fi trope name for a clone surpassing and eclipsing the original?

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    both are soulless, palworld is literally the mario unreal engine meme but with shitty tired ark gameplay slapped on top that clashes greatly with the concept of pokemon

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >new game runs poorly on last gen hardware that was already outdated on release
    woooooow

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy Cope

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fricking moron HYPED on the release instead of silently dumping it through here or other major sites anonymously
      Deserved

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dumbass kid puts the mod behind a paywall

      We fricked around and found out.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who is "we"?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking auto correct.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The royal we

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >paywalled mods
      what else was he expecting?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >paywalled copyrighted content mod
      deserved

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Greed is a hell of a drug

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Generic early access survival game, literally conan exiles with monster slaves instead of human slaves
    vs
    >The most intellectually challenging and most in-depth JRPG ever created to the point where it's almost exclusively played by autistic manbabies

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The most intellectually challenging and most in-depth JRPG ever created

      >pokemon gameplay

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        *has no weaknesses*
        Nice analogy moron

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >J
      >RPG
      pick one

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I almost feel bad for pokegays.
    Imagine spending several DECADES dedicating your self to a brand, only for a newcomer to swipe it all from under you and devaluing your entire life.
    All those years sucking on tendie dick, wasted.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this now they’re literally defending bootleg pokeslop with crafting slop and throwing shot fits whenever you bring up how slop addicted they are
      also epic slopjak sis

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Legit pokemon fans from the 90's are loving it.

      It's the arrested development adults who are losing their minds.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Look, I don't play Pokemon games since Gold either way, but explain to me how a survival/crafting game is something that speaks more to the tastes of the "true fans", than an actual Pokemon game, that plays like Pokemon.
        Just because it has "le gud grafix"? Is that what people want?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because Pokémon's core gameplay loop hasn't changed since the Gameboy.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            But, are you a fan of the games, or not?
            Why is it good that it's a completely different tone, and genre now, and has guns and cannibalism in it? If that's what "the fans demand", then I'm very confused about Pokemon fans.
            Isn't it a series where you walk around a cutesy little world, talking to people and having childhood adventures, and essentially building a deck of cards to use in turn based battle contests?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's monster collecting with more player freedom.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >How could you call yourself a Mario fan and like Mario Kart? It doesn't even play like Mario!

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wouldn't call Mario Kart "the games the fans demand". It's clearly a completely different thing from regular Mario.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Pokemon fans like the world of Pokemon. That's why it's successful not just as a game, but a multi-media franchise. Fans have always wanted bigger games with more to do in them. That doesn't mean they only want Pokemon games that play like Red/Blue.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                This looks nothing like the world of Pokemon. The world of Pokemon is Japanese countryside towns.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Legit pokemon fans from the 90's are loving it.
        legit Pokémon fans are having fun in the Terarium or fapping to some Poké girl right now. but whatever helps you sleep at time.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did I hit a nerve? lol

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            nope, don't even know where in my comment you thought that, but whatever. Here's another poké girl for legit fans.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, CHADworld really mindbroke pokeslurpers

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    But it's not a clone
    It's a survival/crafting game. Literally how is that a clone?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo owns copyright to every animal

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cherrypicking
    >spam thread
    Go back troony

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yeah, no shit. The switch isn't even half as powerful as the xbox one.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SLOP SLOP SLOP
    point at the new batch of NPCs and laugh, you've been defending official, fully priced, triple A slop (plus DLC and tax and alternative versions) since Gen 5 now. You have no room to speak niggie.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn you’re really getting upset I’m insulting crafting chink pokeslop…so sad

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Buying Nintendo games instead of emulating them
      Everyone who uses these buzzwords is mentally moronic it seems.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree, people who can't pirate themselves into comfy idort-dom are missing out and only take tribalistic stances based on sunken cost fallacy imo.

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    and only literal troons are trying to cancel this game

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the most innovative pokemon gameplay is in the spinoffs (mystery dungeon)
    and then they ruin that too by getting rid of the pixel art so now it looks soulless

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemonbros, it's time to kneel in front of the new king

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if Pokemon were actually good and fun and interesting to play

    basically how I would describe Palworld

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am currently accepting apologies from nintendo consumers

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yeah, it has more gameplay and freedom going for it than Arceus, SW/SH and S&V. Deal with it buckbroken moron.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope that's the gamepass version and you have an awful time

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the Game Pass has received an old (0.1. 0.0)
        that's 1.2 sorry

        >g-g-gamefreak
        mindraped palslopper

        >predictable stutter speech and NPC buzzwords
        terminal Gankerny.

        [...]

        Held items are gloves for you to hold pals like weapons, put saddles on them to ride and or to glide on them, some pals can be given guns. Also it's not a turn based game because you basically are your own starter. You deal as much necessary DPS to your enemies as your pals do.
        Yeah you craft gear, stables and other catalysts to get higher level mons and to increase your lvl to also boost catch rate.

        It's just rimworld/kenshi with a mon aesthetic. And it's better than current modern 3D pokemon. Even the jank is on par, but at least the coat of paint and animations are there.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. dirtyslop prostitute begging for another pozzed load of goyslop

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I can't into thought, so I must NPC
            you should come with a bingo sheet.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I say slop
              I see results
              sloptrannies in shambles

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I see results
                yeah, what do you see oracle?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >SLOPNUMBERS
                this is going in my slop folder!

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >folder
                I just ctrl+c, ctrl+v off Snippy.

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    pokeshit is so fricking dead to me
    palworld is already fun, and roco kingdom + dokev + that new yokai watch game look way more promising

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is dokev actually still coming out?
      Last I heard they decided to go a different direction with the game, the original trailer was even deleted.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        the devs are being pressured by their investors to work on crimson desert first so we may only start receiving updates on dokev after they put out crimson desert
        as for the trailer, it was actually the second trailer that got deleted
        weirdly, the very first trailer (from 2019) and the fourth (music video from 2021), which look more similar than the one that got deleted, are still on the channel
        there could be a change in the overall direction, or maybe just the visual quality

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you have no proof it, i do, just like i have proof that you're just a man in a wig

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't give a flying shit about pokemon, but anyone supporting ANY kind of chinese bootleg trash is a fricking knuckle-dragging, drooling shitbag.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >chinese
      Why is everyone here moronic

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's calling copium and it's rotting Pokechills' brains (more than they already are)

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >keep seeing "Palslop"
    >think I'm on /vr/ making fun of euros and their 50hz editions of games

    NTSCbros...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      good old times.

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    what causes nintentroons to shit their diapers and throw toddler tantrums like these?
    it was the same shit with genshin, and that game became more popular than zelda despite the backlash lol
    even the troonyjanny abib pisses his diaper when he sees a genshin thread

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    RALF ROL

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't give a frick.

    Nintendo games saved me when I was in a dark place. They were my childhood and my adulthood. I owe nintendo my life and honestly? So do you probably, you ungrateful piece of shit. So that's why I'll die fighting for them, because evil little c**ts want to frick with them despite the good they've done, despite all the people they've saved, despite all the lives they've changed for the better.

    I am Link and you are Ganon, so taste my master sword b***h.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I-I kneel, nintendochad

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot:

      #ThankYouGameFreak

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are you defending them from?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the cringekino that i love in these threads

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only disturbing part is the blue meat. WHAT DO YOU MEAN BLUE MEAT?!

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sometimes happens when soil has too much cobalt, such as near the african mines.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It probably is just some sort of gore censorship. These homies are still japanese.

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm honestly surprised by how this game exploded. Do you think they'll reach 2 million concurrent players tomorrow?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fire rises brother, they expect dead tendie troons in the wreckage

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm honestly surprised by how this game exploded.
      crafting+base building+combat+pve+pvm+cutre animals

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's still expanding internationally, I wouldn't be surprised

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1,8 million bots
      nice stealth marketing.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Separating the decimal with a comma
        I can tell that you are a third-worlder.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >literally copied what was on the ss
          moron

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Those commas break up the the large number for easier reading. English uses periods to separate the integer and the fractional parts.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick ? I skip Ganker for a day and the game goes from 1 million to 1.8 millions on a weekday ??

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you read the logs you find?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Options tab.

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesnt really matter anymore. We have concrete evidence they stole Pokemon models. Its a matter of time before Nintendo unleashes their fury and justice will be done.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn that'd be crazy.
      *Downloads AM2R, and jerk offs furiously to Lovander*

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    with the release of Palworld, are you homosexuals gonna run the word ''slop'' into the ground like you did so many terms before?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SHUT IT DOWN
      slopworlders are scared

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course they are, this is they're big chance to be an epic shitposter because they nothing else going on in their life.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >redditfrogjak
        oh the irony

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's a mouse

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            A handsome little fella.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok touristjeet

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >to not be a tourist you have to parrot every buzzword under the sun and be a bad faith Black person
              I'll take it as a compliment coming from you.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                you posted a redditfrogjak tourist poojeet sar bloody bastard

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't, I just said it was a mouse which it is.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope 'slop' and 'sovl' die off the channy lexicon, they've been ran into the ground for over 5 years now.

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game Freak doesn't know what to do with open world 3D as it requires lager environments but the core Pokemon gameplay is geared toward short corridors and hubs.
    Even if the environments looked nicer they would still suffer from the problem of all modern Pokemon games of having a poor fit between game loop and game world.

    Palworld works because it isn't wedded to 1996.

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    im neither playing nor caring about palworld because its not my type of game but i find it hilarious that pokemonfans are pissing and shitting their pants because some indie studio pulled off what they have been asking gamefreak to do for several years now kek
    and instead of asking nintendo / gamefreak why they are not able to deliver a game they expect from them they are going after the palworld devs

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >some indie studio pulled off what they have been asking gamefreak to do for several years now
      and what is that?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pokemon that you own you can ride and fly and can aid with exploration, in after Let's Go and before, most rideable pokemon in 3D were rented mons, box cover legendaries you get for free early on or you summons a rental mon with your flute from no where. Following pokemon has been far and few inbetween with Yellow, Gen 4 and Let's Go.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        more slop

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slop PC vs slop Switch
    Same void of creativity

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >creativity

      Your vocabulary could use some.

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's like I'm in Kyoto, fr!!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn. They put a ton of time and effort into crafting this. It must have taken them minutes.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kanto is a real region, anon.

  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ITS SLOPPA
    >NO YOUR SLOP
    >NO YOU ARE THE REAL SLOPPY
    if you reply to these posts youre no more intelligent than the mentally stunted manchildren that made them

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      palsloppers down bad but it’s not surprising they love feasting on fat logs of slopshart

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know who else is sloppy?

  48. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's better and I'm not sorry.

  49. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly wish we had a board that excluded nintendo products
    Its just, why do I need to see threads about some indie game with wii tier graphics in 2024
    Is the idea to market nintendo products to pc owners and they pay moot for it? it wont actually make be buy a switch because every screenshot looks like literal diarrhea

  50. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  51. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the two not pokemon look like balan wonderworld costumes

  52. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poké bros…

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pokegays BTFO

  53. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That image still looks pretty good, I don't get it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's the frame rate, the image show it is running at 15

  54. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here is the cold fricking truth.
    Palworld wouldn't even have a fraction of the popularity it has now, if GF didn't frick up so goddamn bad with SV.
    Unless Gen 10 has some actual effort put in, I will never forgive GF for making a game so utterly devoid of any kind of passion or soul again.

    And I can guaran-fricking-tee we're getting a new, equally rushed and half assed game by the end of this year, revealed next month

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And I can guaran-fricking-tee we're getting a new, equally rushed and half assed game by the end of this year, revealed next month
      Gen V demakes coming right up.

  55. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like either

  56. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is bullshit how asset flips and rip offs get more attention than original games like Cassette Beasts.

    ?si=oO1r_y42JM0QIx6t

    I hate gamers

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather play Clover at that point.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pixelshit
      >Turn based
      >Word vomit dialogue
      How the frick is this original in any way, I would rather chew concrete than play this garbage.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        In fairness anon, Palworld is literally Ark but the dinosaurs look like pokemon.
        idk if "originality" is the angle you want

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not arguing that Palworld is original, it isn't, the moron who posted video of that pixel slop called it original for some reason which I find moronic because turn based pixel slop with far too much dialogue is even less original than Palworld

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The point of Palworld is that it's not just Pokemon but different, it's Pokemon combined with crafting survival which fits the Pokemon formula. Trying to reinvent the Pokemon wheel leads to another TheyThem scenario, why would anyone bother with playing bootleg Pokemon if they can just play Pokemon.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Your pronouns
      dropped

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pronouns
      So this is just another theythem game.

  57. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both of them are shit, Pokémon has been slop for a decade now and pal world is an asset flip abomination, I don't know why people pretend to like pal world to spite Nintendo when neither should have the success they have

  58. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >add this shit to my filters
    >just the name of the game alone
    >Filtered threads: 30
    >there's still some lingering

  59. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thing is that people aren't being "tricked" by Palworld
    It's obvious on its face that it's a cheap, shitty Chinese knock-off. But people are so desperate for something with the Pokemon concept that isn't just a buggy half-assed rehash that they're willing to lower their standards for it.

    If I was at TPC, I'd be shitting my pants right now. Not just because someone else is cashing in on your concept, but because you've been paying a game studio to manage these things and they're asleep at the wheel.
    The biggest shame that something as uninspired and half-baked as Palworld was what finally rose up to cash in on that sentiment. It's a disgusting Frankenstein's monster of six other games, there isn't an ounce of originality or identity that sets it apart from the things it rips off, in any other instance this game would've cratered into the fricking soil, but taking advantage of the desperately-starved Pokemon audience allowed them to turn a half-assed asset flip into a mountain of cash.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >f I was at TPC, I'd be shitting my pants right now
      Fricking WHY?
      take a look at pic related and realize they're hello kitty, they're Mickey Mouse,
      They aren't Mario Brothers.

  60. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon is not a Triple A title, especially by current industry standards, and you won't be able to find a budget number to back up that logic that they are.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Triple A title or not. They should be with the amount of money the earn.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the problem. The pokemon games make money hand over fist and it's turned some controversy over the past few years because the price has gone up in spite of the fact that the game has basically turned into shovelware.
      The only surprising thing is that this Palworld shit didn't happen sooner.

  61. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >basedfoundry
    lmao, nobody likes those homosexuals

  62. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are the only reasons we like this game the furry coomer pandering, the artstyle, and pretending we're making Nintendo seethe?

  63. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    that pokemon legends arceus game is literally the worst-looking game ever released, when all things are considered

    the resources, the respect they should have for the brand, the disrespect for the fans it conveys, etc.

    it isn't objectively the worst looking game ever, but considering what the game IS, it is the worst looking game ever

    t. played video games since 1986

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Arceus was good

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        shit eater.

  64. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon has the worst character designs ever. Only morons would grow attached to trash like Cynthia.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice moronic take, if anything Gamefreak has some of the best character designers in the industry.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong, Game Freak’s designs are bland at best, and only nostalgiatards and pedos like Pokemon designs.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pedos
          Frick off amerimutt troon.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Show me a ””good”” Pokemon design. I can guarantee you that it’s either bland or overdesigned as frick.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if anything Gamefreak has some of the best character designers in the industry.
        Not anymore lmao

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >putting NPCs together with main characters
          Already makes the image moronic.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Those arent characters because I said so
            Apply yourself

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Poor bait, you can do better.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know Scat and Vomit were your first Pokeshit games but older generations had great looking NPC trainers, Hex Maniac is a prime example of one.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Hex Maniac
              Terrible design that people only liked because it reminded them of that one anime girl.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Terrible design
                Just your own (complete digshit) opinion.
                >that people only liked because it reminded them of that one anime girl.
                They like this character because it reminds them of another character they like? Golly gee, you sure showed me, fricking moron.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >moving the goalposts
            I fricking knew Poketards couldn’t defend their precious franchise’s designs.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Buy an ad.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            No need. Everyone old enough knows npcs from the older games were better.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              What's wrong with SV's characters?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Globohomosexual harmless design style with no theme.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              idk I would penetrate all 3

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                My condolences for your terminal 7 homosexualry.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              It’s all low-quality coomer trash.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >first one
          THAT'S A MAN BABY!

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's wrong with them?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's wrong with SV's characters?

            t. goes by them/they on xitter

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Globohomosexual harmless design style with no theme.

              I've never seen anyone obsess over and worship trannies as religiously as Ganker does.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >calling them ugly freaks every day is worshiping
                YWNBAW

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're the same style as SwSh's NPCs. You troony-obsessed freaks think all the women are men because you want all people in existence to transition.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They're the same style as SwSh's NPC
                No they're not
                >think all the women are men because you want all people in existence to transition.
                Holy frick this projection

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hurr projection no u

                Every time I see someone post those pictures it's always "waaaah they look like trnanies waaaah women not woman enough waaaah".

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >IT'S CURRENT YEAR PEOPLE, WOMAN CAN HAVE BROAD SHOULDERS AND LOOK LIKE SHAVED MEN

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if it's not anime kawaii tbhuuuuuuuu~ it's a manly arnold man!!!

                i bet you were on the frontlines when people were calling Aloy and Abbey trannies

                I was laughing at all of the shrieking b***hbabies projecting their troony worship on them, just as I laugh at you shrieking b***hbabies doing the same here.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if it's not anime kawaii tbhuuuuuuuu~ it's a manly arnold man!!
                Yes, any other opinion needs to frick back to troonyera and xitter

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                So yes, according to you all women real and imagined are trannies if they're not oppai e-girls.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, now go away estronaut

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                i bet you were on the frontlines when people were calling Aloy and Abbey trannies

  65. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will not buy any game with gathering and crafting as a core mechanic, simple as.

  66. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    How well does it run on the WiiU? WiiU WiiU WiiU

  67. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    obsessed with tendieshit

  68. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buys ad
    >threads still get made
    UMM NOT LIKE THAT

  69. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Poketards STILL can’t show a good design from Pokemon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally mogs all bipedal lizard designs in videogames.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks goofy and not at all intimidating.

  70. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >souless

  71. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an ad btw.

  72. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pokemon
    A full game

    >Slop world
    Early access open world crafting survival slop

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A full game
      Where's the Battle Tower?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A full game

        >cut dex many times
        >make mons paid dlc/event only
        >make mons version exclusives
        >make mons that require trades for evoutions
        Pokemon hasn't been full since hgss/emerald/platinum.

        ummm racist much?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A full game

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cut dex many times
      >make mons paid dlc/event only
      >make mons version exclusives
      >make mons that require trades for evoutions
      Pokemon hasn't been full since hgss/emerald/platinum.

  73. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neither of these games have soul.
    One shitty game doesn't make another one good.

  74. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soulless vs Soulless

  75. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    only worm-ridden troons with an axe-wound full of pus like you are seething at Palworld mogging Shitfreak and The Shillmon Company

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >moetroon image
      Run, palrat.

  76. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >almost 2k torrent seeders

  77. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gamefreak's team is objectively too small to make a great pokemon game in a year, refute this.

  78. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's with zoomers and stretching pictures
    You can convey the same thing without ruining the images you know

  79. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    SOVL. comfy low reso just like i used to game back in the old days

  80. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, it do be like that.
    Choosing Unreal Engine was a mistake.

  81. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    poketards it's over

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      PC vs Switch
      Nintendo need to stop with underpowered hardware and make PC games.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pokemon would still look like shit, even on PC, only the resolution and frame rate would be better. Gamefreak doesn't know how to make 3D, HD games

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The games look unironically better on an emulator.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >unironically better on an emulator.
            No shit, but it's still terrible.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      While its graphics could use some polish, Pokemon's art style is better. More realistic doesn't mean better

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Pokemon's art style is better
        what art style?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Colorful non-realistic nintenslop vs. realistic unreal slop

  82. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    and a troony is trying to equate this game to enslaved blacks

  83. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Palworld have any towns /cities? Or is it just one empty island?

  84. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never forget, pic is what they chose as their 1000th milestone on their billion dollar franchise.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A stack of money from literal in game grinding
      very fitting honestly

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks like the failed mascot for a candy bar

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      A cheese stick mascot?

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