Let me get this straight

>switch can run skyrim
>3d Pokémon games are 20 years old
>still no Pokémon game with decent attention to detail
>no game that feels “lived in” (redditard term but it fits)
>no game that is even remotely lore/pokedex accurate, GF writes flavor text for the ‘dex and that’s literally it. Gameplay rarely builds off of the entries except for mythic and legendary ‘mons
>same gay and vibrant color palette, no real deviation besides the xd games and LA
>Immersion-Mogged by 15 year old Fallout 3
The main draw for this entire franchise is to feel as though you are actually in the world of Pokémon, no?
I really hate the three year development cycle tbh. I’m content with 1,020 pokemon. We can’t keep doing this shit until the end of the intellectual property.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still no Pokémon game with decent attention to detail
    PLA
    >no game that feels “lived in”
    PLA
    >no game that is even remotely lore/pokedex accurate
    PLA

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just a giant fricking dirt lot in the middle of a town
      >game released in 2022

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Admittedly, that seems pretty appropriate for a frontier town.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            small indie studio

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >SV has better graphics than even twilight princess (2006)

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              There's indie games that looks way better than PLA

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, it is really lazy and doesn't look great, but I was talking about the dirt lot, not the overall graphics.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a painterly art style

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      PLA is none of those things. it is solely a lore dump for platinum

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trash may be a lot better than outright shit, but its still trash.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy delusion

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Skyrim
    That's basically a fricking PS3 game.
    At least use Doom Eternal as an example of a modern game that runs on the Switch without problem.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has the global birthrate tanked yet?
    Then we're still going to go through this shit. You can always stop following it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ll stick around for the cards, they’re getting cozier

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Has the global birthrate tanked yet?
      It's getting there. Pokémon may live to see Gen 10, but I have doubts on 11.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Has the global birthrate tanked yet?
      Already has, outside of the bantu Black folk in africa
      Even indians and mexicans are only having 2 kids now

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Even indians and mexicans are only having kids now
        So it hasn't and there's still a target demographic being born for them, cool.
        >implying third worlders having less kids is bad

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          India and Mexico aren't "third-world" anymore, by economic standards. They're more akin to second-world if anything, like Vietnam or Belarus or Brazil.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >let me get this straight, it's SHITfreak's fault
    Yes.
    And TPC and shills.
    /thread

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    when are we getting a pokemon game with mother style spritework
    would be cozy

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh graffix
    Go touch grass.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We shouldn’t expect even contemporary graphics from a triple a studio
      >obsessing over attention to detail in a portal fantasy is stupid

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pokémon in recent entries doesn't have graffiti nor game play, kys

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    And it will never get better

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The main draw for this entire franchise is to feel as though you are actually in the world of Pokémon, no?
    How old are you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Older than Cyrus and just as jaded

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        common channer L

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      24
      Why do you consume pokemon media anon?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fallout4 and Skyrim aren't rendering their entire world's ocean movements and cloud formations of the skybox in the background unlike how SV does it, just because GF doesn't understand how culling supposed to work.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The main draw for this entire franchise is to feel as though you are actually in the world of Pokémon, no?
    no

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