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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah I need a female dragonborn barbarian companion, a female half-orc barbarian companion and a female bugbear barbarian companion

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This and I need to be able to make a SHOTA MC. Yup, no body types? Looks like I'm waiting for DRAGON'S DOGMA II

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need a character creator that lets you slowly get feminized/bimbofied across the course of the game

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

    1. A more feminine face
    2. Huge breasts

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn’t let me choose asexual

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Select one of these ugly face template

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you put the right skin color, hair color and eye color, then the face will look attractive.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        White, brown long hair, brown eyes.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >brown eyes
          kek. everybody has one of those, anon!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        why do you write "put" when you mean "pick"?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    MAKE ANYTHING A BROWN WOMAN A WOMAN WITH NEON BLUE DYKE HAIR A DEMON (SATANISM YAY) AN ORC (Black person)

    BUT PLEASE NO WH*TE M*N OK?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love how much this one post made Ganker seethe.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i love how much it made the devs seethe lmao

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >daily threads for months
          >weekly threads for a years
          >t-t-the d-d-d-devs are seething!!!!!
          lole

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >months
            Years now, his last words will probably be either about that or cuck stuff.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >threads and discussion: free and just talking about things
            >an entire NEWS ARTICLE: priceless

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didnt understand the term white fragility until I saw Ganker is still seething about this off-hand comment 2 years later.

        How long can you seethe about a fricking article?

        Obvious samegay aside, what part about this do you see as people "seething"? We're clearly laughing at the devs who themselves are seething that their majority white male playerbase choose to play as white males.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >CRPG Audience is 95% White Men
      >They overwhelmingly create White Male characters
      >Oy Vey Goyim! Why aren't you RPing as blue haired trans-furry-demons!
      Just more evidence that the propaganda isn't actually working and everything is gonna be ok.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >shill female MC for years
        >no one plays as her
        99% of the 18% who do are men anyway

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the propaganda isn't actually working
        Did you just wake up from a fricking 10-year-long coma?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's right though. There's a reason why they are bleeding money promoting this literally failed ideology

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            They are still billionaires and they've moved the goal posts so far there's no hope of getting back to normalcy in a very long time. They do not care about money.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              you think too highly of israeli schemes

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They keep moving the goal posts and you only fight the last move, until you lose and then you fight the next one. This has been going on for a very long time now.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not unaware of their tricks. You still have too much faith in them.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think I do, I've seen things change for the worse my entire life and I know it happened way before I was alive too.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It did and it has. And yet they've never won yet and we're already seeing their fall today. It's fine man. Reality is self correcting.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            What kind of copium are you living on dude? Literally every relevant movie, TV show and game is full of Black folk, trannies and gays. Your mind is the only thing failing here.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Literally every relevant movie
              They're not relevant when they literally lost billions promoting their failed ideology.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              thats why japanese products are at the top of popularity and why they want to destroy them

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              no one watchs or cares about modern.israelite media. it's over and you lost

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >keeps threads bumped consistently every day for 3 years
      pathetically obvious shill.
      Now dump the rest of your outrage marketing bait

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AN ORC (Black person)
      false flag
      I have never once thought of orcs as Black folk

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Me either, but for some reason progressives think Orcs are 'black-coded', then predictably project that belief onto everyone else.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does BG3 even have orcs in it yet

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didnt understand the term white fragility until I saw Ganker is still seething about this off-hand comment 2 years later.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its not even the fact that he's white, its that its the most boring looking character created.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >clean cut handsome guy
          >VGH SO BORING
          Want to know how I know you're a shitskin?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not a shitskin, but I see people who look like that character everyday at work, and me myself is probably more reminiscent of that character than any other you could make in this game. It really takes me out of the fantasy part of the game.
            >Here's Joe, Jim, Max, Greg and Bob from work in your rpg fantasy game

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >his team isn't Arterios Treesinger, Gor Rockhammer, [ex gf's name], and Jim

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >[ex gf's name]

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Real people are less boring than fake people. You'd know if you ever talked to one. Demon eyes, horns, and a tail wouldn't make a character more interesting, just more ugly, which is more boring.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            > Demon eyes, horns, and a tail wouldn't make a character more interesting
            It probably would, on the basis that the player gives a rat's ass about what it means for their character to be of another race beyond a superficial cosplay, what it means to be a tiefling, or drow, or githyanki. If not even that bare assumption is reasonable, then you probably belong in a completely different game of a completely different genre.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >what it means for their character to be of another race beyond a superficial cosplay, what it means to be a tiefling, or drow, or githyanki.
              not like any of that matters in this game

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well you certainly won't ever find out if you keep rolling human male Tav in every single game you play.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                funny you say that when Im pretty sure there's more race reactivity than class reactivity. Playing a drow is completely different since the goblins are friendlier to you

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ganker
        It's the same guys posting it again and again trying to fish for (You) which is arguably what Ganker has become. A shithole filled with morons who don't play videogames anymore so since they don't get their dopamine boost from games they get it from getting reactions on an anonymous image board so then they can screenshot it to their just as pathetic discord friends "trololololo I'm le master trolle ebin trolled they took the bait epic lmao xD"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      /thread
      >reminder
      unethical journo's literally gave FF16 lower scores because there were too many White males

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What went wrong with white men? There is an epidemic of snowflake white guys that just cry and seethe all the time. Why are you so weak and insecure?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I had to get into deep introspection on the subject, I’m afraid that I’ll have to finally admit that you’ll never be a woman.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still don't believe they were actually mad in that post about the white dude. That's so dumb.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your psyops have failed, Goldberg. We will keep laughing at this because it's funny and there's nothing your mutilated dick can do about it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Reading comprehension. Learn it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How long can you seethe about a fricking article?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you must be utterly /misc/ buck broke if you inferred that the top post is some kind of anti-white propaganda when it’s an obvious slight towards moronic boring self-inserters that can only role play as themselves.
      bottom is just an obvious marketing token nigress.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Larian are a little notorious for having really shit cm staff.
        Raze recently got in hot water for making abortion jokes in the divos 2 boardgame kickstarter comments.
        Somehow people keep shilling the company and their products though, so they perpetually manage to escape recognition as a questionable company.

        Shit staff in general actually.
        I'm reminded of the time someone on here applied for a position there, got to interview, and then when he told them about getting QA to hand in daily reports the interviewer was flabbergasted and said they should start doing that, "wow what a good idea".

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Raze recently got in hot water for making abortion jokes in the divos 2 boardgame kickstarter comments.
          This supposed to be a bad thing?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It does speak to a lack of professionalism if nothing else.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the image that makes the BG3 communist dev team seethe so bad they have hired 3 different poopjeet "influence firms" to spam every post about it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't reverse the roles, the rare BG3 threads are always made and spammed by the same schizo with his white/cuck obsession.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          is this "white schizo" in the room right now chud?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek whites crack me up there the most schizo race thinking even though there the majority those crazy browns are coming to frick there wifes

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why yes, I need my warchief. How did you know?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I submit to NO ONE!

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    boob slider
    ass slider
    height slider

    If this is causing issues with fitting armor on models then you better give me a bazilion armor looks to compensate. Otherwise it's a non-argument.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    More pronouns?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

    1. White
    2. Male
    3. Warrior

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I need the devs to not be openly anti-white.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you make her not look like a troony or no?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      already did

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Remember how three years ago they promised the game won't look like DOS 3 by the time development is finished? I remember

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >DOS 3
          doesn't exist

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            They’re implying that it looks like a sequel to DOSII you great galloot.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't look like Divinity at all except the fact it's isometric 3D, color palettes and art styles are completely different

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lena Headey?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks American.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like being a random race for no reason but aesthetics. I like being random freakshit when it gives me random freakshit powers that makes builds work. No powers, vault dweller it is.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >horn style: hornless
    >beyond silly hair
    just be human then

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >already clipping in the CC
    yikes!

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I WILL frick my dream waifu, and yes, all of my party members are being dragged along for the ride.
    In fact I’ll force Shadowheart to be the one that triggers the events just for fun

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the screencap of the anon who accidentally made a danger hair dwarf his dream waifu.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Posting it also summons that guy, because he still hasn't come to terms with being gay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's completely right
        just because you dream of something, doesnt mean you want to frick it
        leftoid gooners are mentally ill

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          LMAO!
          >Who do you dream of?
          >Who attracts you?
          Play the fricking game before you try to argue with someone who has the game installed right now.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            lmao did they really clarify it for a shitposter? wonder how many others fell for it.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Remember Angel from Cyberpunk 2077? Some people are just dumb and don't read or get the feel correctly. Even when it is clarified people are so fricking braindead that it doesn't matter. People are stupid.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >female default
            >sexy dress
            and people try and say this game is pozzed. Lmao
            Larian are just coomers, fitting for a Forgotten Realms game

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            What the frick is that el goblina

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why the frick is there such a focus on romance that you get a 2nd whole-ass character creation for it? The Romance parts in divinity were cringe af.
            I just want to be a fantasy hero that fights monsters.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              This isn't romance.
              This is what the tadpol in your brain projects itself as (Your ideal lover) in your subconscious to seduce you into using it's power more in order to hasten your transformation.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Why the frick is there such a focus on romance
              If you expected anything else than fujo bait from Divinity 3 i have bad news for you

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Play the game you dumb tard and find out.

              This isn't romance.
              This is what the tadpol in your brain projects itself as (Your ideal lover) in your subconscious to seduce you into using it's power more in order to hasten your transformation.

              Why are you spoonfeeding the imbeciles? They don't deserve an explanation.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Play the unfinished EA version and spoil the game for yourself
                Stfu moron

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you don't want the game spoiled for you why are you in this thread? People have already posted multiplespoilers. Frick off.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Listen here pal, just because my Tav is attracted to a pink haired dwarf wearing a dress and dreams of him does not mean said attraction is sexual in nature. Get your mind out of the gutter.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Having to make your own character is enough of a pain as it is, why would you make people create two characters?

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      teeth too small despite the huge jaw

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is wrong with that beard

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >year 2023
      >still can't make good looking beards
      just shave it. you look like an idiot

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when had your bugs

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    blue skin?

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >having a character creator with all sorts of options
    >completely ditch out on Custom Voice Sets, making you always sound like a british slag or 100% generic male warrior

    great game you got there

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Development of this game has been plagued by tons of these idiotic decisions.
      They recorded 300 voicelines for mocking words, but only decided to add reactions to the game after it became apparent that you can't play a fricking 5e dnd paladin unless you have a system to interrupt and declare smites.
      And now they're sitting on monk which has the same problem with stunning strike potentially getting declared on any attack hit.
      It's like they didn't even know the 5e rules before they started development and have just been shoehorning the rules into divos3.
      Fricking belgians man.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not like the previous BG series games weren't adaptations instead of direct translations of the rules

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You necessarily need to adapt pnp rpgs to turn them into crpg games.
          The point of note is how far the game made it in development before everyone realized, oh actually this won't work and we break a really popular pc class if we don't flip flop.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stunning strike would be easy. You just toggle it and if your attack hits you use the ki and if it misses you don’t.

        It’s still going to be a mess just because of how much interaction monk has when they can stun, knock down, and then push away an enemy with 2 attacks

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stunning strike would be easy. You just toggle it and if your attack hits you use the ki and if it misses you don’t.

        It’s still going to be a mess just because of how much interaction monk has when they can stun, knock down, and then push away an enemy with 2 attacks

        I’m fricking disappointed by the lack of monk. It was the class I was most looking forward to

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I am not gay so I need a feminine face

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I am not gay
      Why would you go on the internet and tell lies

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you got me

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    tieflings make my pp hard but adding them and other snowflake races was a mistake

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    modern e-girl hairstyles in a fantasy game is extremely ugly

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish human males were real.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will it have a genuine 2000’s era bioeware feel or will it just be another Divinity original sin clone?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      zany larianslop for sure

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2000’s era bioeware feel

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        KOTOR 1 and Jade Empire were kino, wtf do you mean

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Divinity original sin clone?
      Oh we're getting the whole chungus mcfungus humor pack and moronic larian systems as a bonus.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't actually BG3, they're just using the name. Disgusting really.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's already more dungeons and dragons than baldurs gate ever was

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's already more dungeons and dragons than baldurs gate ever was

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice selfie

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Nice selfie

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            From a mechanical standpoint it is, though. The adaptation in BG games was very loose when compared to the PnP.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              and? BG didn't become a classic because of 2.5e. if anything it's in spit of it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you admit it's less mechanically faithful.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you didn't answer my question though.
                >it's less mechanically faithful.
                and?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not the subject of discussion. You're deflecting.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                no just trying to lead a horse to water here.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No statement about the quality of the previous games was made, only that they were less faithful. You're making much to do over nothing.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not only was BG not unfaithful, D&D isn't just dice rolls. Even if that were true for 2.5e it's not 5e or Larians MO so it's moot anyway. And finally the original point was supposed to be a counter against BG3 not relating to BG which it doesn't even in this tangent. gg no re.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >already admitted it's less mechanically faithful
                >B-BUT THE SETTING THO
                >B-BUT THE STORYLINE (even though I know nothing about it)
                BG3 is very connected to the previous games, and that's just based on information from the early access.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can cope as you like. My main thrust has been put out there.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hard facts aren't coping. Ignoring them in favor of delusion is.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hard facts like ToB ending the BG story completely? Or like Larian bastardizing the former characters for clout? There is no BG3 you worthless gay, just some losers making Divinity 3 with a BG skinsuit.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                How about facts like there still being more bhaalspawn in the world than just the MC from the previous games. How about the cult of the dead three popping back up. How about Jergal himself.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I could not care less about the WotC take on the BG storyline and no one else did until Larian started this garbage fire.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Now who's coping, homosexual.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Abdel is only and only ever was spoken of with disdain because it's a trash rendition.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                BG Storyline is literally a continuation of a Wizards storyline though?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                And it was good. Then Wizards did their own spin on a character going through Biowares rendition and it's regarded as trash.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bioware are not the writing geniuses you think they are. They have been recycling the same story for literally every game they make.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't know why you're talking like I wasn't there. Zoomies don't play old isometric shit. BG has their most unique game paths anyway. What you're talking about came after.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They did it in BG2
                I meant literally every game.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah because the BG games are so similar to their
                >intro
                >3 zones
                >interlude
                >end zones
                formula. You're out of your depth anon.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You're out of your depth anon.
                Sort of a dumb thing to say, like I'm supposed to know what is and isn't inside that single brain cell of yours.
                By the way, Ed Greenwood is a lore consultant on BG3.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't matter how many old names they attach to it. Hell I'm not holding a torch for them or anything. Even Drew is a shitter these days. What matters is what they've done, and it ain't pretty.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Seems to me like you're coping even harder now.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No I just won't accept you appealing to authority.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >me no like wotc, not enough old thing
                Ok it literally has the creator of the forgotten realms on board
                >NOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT
                This is just another old good new bad situation isn't it
                It could literally be the old bioware team using infinity engine but you'd still piss and shit and throw a tantrum

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>me no like wotc, not enough old thing
                >Ok it literally has the creator of the forgotten realms on board
                I don't see how adding the disliked thing would make it more liked but even if it did I'm not kneeling to some homosexual just because he has the pen. BG3 is shit and pisses on the original games it's biting off.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                And how does it piss on the original games? And don't say some variation of "continuing the story", that's moronic and you know it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most people complaining did not play the OG BG2. The main char story that was linked from BG1 to BG2 was done after Throne of Bhaal. Not that the shitposting turdblossoms here would know that.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                And who says it has to be the same character? There are still plot elements that can be used to continue off of.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's exactly how though? The story was over, these homosexuals just dug up a corpse to slap their name on it and make it a horror show. That in itself is offensive then they go ahead and pick the worst timeline to go from (Abdel) and then decide to bring old characters back to make into more horror shows. Frick everything about this venture.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So basically you can't put it into words and are eternally seething over nothing. Nice.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just did put it into words. You just don't like them. That's called cope.

                You so dumb. I guess Neverwinter Nights 2 and Icewind Dale 2 shouldn't have been made either. moron.

                NWN2 absolutely should not have been made, yes.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You so dumb. I guess Neverwinter Nights 2 and Icewind Dale 2 shouldn't have been made either. moron.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They are completely unrelated stories.
                Cmon, really.
                You see the shill word tossed around these threads pretty haphazardly, but with so many arguments made in such bad faith and with such ignorance as these it really does seem appropriate.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They are completely unrelated stories.
                Isn't this why you're complaining about BG3? Because it is not a direct continuation of BG2. Make up your mind troon. You can't be in the middle. You're either a man or an abomination. There is no inbetween.
                >inb4 this is not what i was talking about
                It literally is. You just complained that BG3 was not directly linked to BG2. Are my eyes wrong?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not true, though. The Illithid plot point is a direct continuation of the unresolved "mind flayer conspiracy" beneath Athkatla in BG2.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The Illithid plot point is a direct continuation of the unresolved "mind flayer conspiracy" beneath Athkatla in BG2.
                Was that confirmed or is it just speculation? If there is official confirmation link it up please.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The story was over with BG1. The sequel added nothing to the storyline, and amounted to a sidequest, whilst ToB was completely unnecessary for the "remain mortal" option.
                If you just stated, after the events of the first game, that CHARNAME lived in Baldur's Gate, where he eventually became a Grand Duke, you'd lose nothing from his personal story.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If you just stated
                But it wasn't.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >And how does it piss on the original games
                homie ELVES

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those have been a thing for ages now.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                People like to confuse Tolkein with D&D.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                How about troony dwarves?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Now show me a troony dwarf in the game that is not player made. The only way to bring trannies into the game is if you chose to bring them in. Same as the homosexual that made the person he dreams of a purple haired dwarf. This is your choice. You're the homosexual. Now go choke on a wiener.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >255 posts
                >83 IPs
                The shills are working overtime, huh.

                >You're the homosexual. Now go choke on a wiener.
                Now here you go with the grooming, for shame, shill. For shame.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh my bad. I forgot things stop being pozzed when you get propaganda shoved in your face for long enough.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >black elves have been around for decades
                >this is Larian's fault

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. Frick em.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Zoomies don't play old isometric shit.
                I don't? Damn, that's news to me.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >enhanced edition
                >pathfinder
                Exactly so.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you ignore the Beamdog companions, skip the Siege of Dragonspear, and mod the cutscenes back in, then there's literally nothing wrong with the EE.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                somehow I doubt he did half of that. it's even easier though since all EE copies come with a regular copy. I just doubt anon used it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >somehow I doubt he did half of that.
                I did though.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sure.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You fricking clown. I'm

                >somehow I doubt he did half of that.
                I did though.

                AND

                If you ignore the Beamdog companions, skip the Siege of Dragonspear, and mod the cutscenes back in, then there's literally nothing wrong with the EE.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I kinda figured. I also don't believe you and couldn't really care less besides.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you know what a generalization is, zoomfrick?
                You have to be 18 to post here btw

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >pathfinderslop
                >bgslop
                lol, lmao even

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're literally in a thread about the baldur gate series. how fricking contrarian can you be?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That was always the case. Even the Solar at the end of ToB says that "the majority" of Bhaalspawn are dead.
                The fact that they're biologically immortal also isn't new - that was an actual Bhaalspawn ability in the PnP.
                The only retcon, made by Greenwood himself, is that you can't get rid of all of Bhaal's essence within you.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wasn't arguing it wasn't? Try and keep up anon.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                ToB Ending is canon that Abdel Adrian (the canon MC of Baldurs Gate) took the decision to stay a mortal so it's not really revelant. What former characters is Larian bastardising? Minsc is his old Reddit-tastic self, and all the changes to Jaheira (of which we don't know have been brought into BG3) are from Beamdog.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                First off, read the post right above yours. Second, I don't care if you don't like Minsc. If anyhting you should be more annoyed they decided to contrive him back into the scene. Third, arguing they're going forward with beamBlack person shit isn't a good look, nor did they actually do anything to Jaheira.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >canon
                No such thing. The books aren't canon. DnD 5e's lorerape of Charname isn't canon.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Not only was BG not unfaithful, D&D isn't just dice rolls.
                The only thing that is objectively "D&D" is its mechanics, meaning dice.
                Everything else varies from a group to a group, from a setting to a setting, from a scenario to a scenario.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Also, as a sidenote, I find it hilarious that Larian finally realised, midway through development, that people want custom origins, instead of the premade ones. Now they've added at least two, and probably four, regular companions.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's kind of baffling to me how theyre still sticking to the premade character concept even when working a completely different game. RPGs have always been about making your own character and story.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So then make your own character? Nothing is stopping you.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >So then make your own character? Nothing is stopping you
                Except all the content theyve put into their OC characters instead of making the custom character experience better.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can experience that content by having that character in your party, numbskull.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can experience that content by having that character in your party, numbskull.

                Plus Custom Origin character have their own unique content.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its more in line with da:origin's tone than dos and darker too because the early access testers caught that shit so early on development they changed the writing style a good bit, hence why we have actual dialogue lines in stead of *raises spork* type shit they had in divinity. Its honestly shaping up to be amazing in the sheer reactivity the game has like if you're a drow the enemies practically let you in to their bases in act 1 because they revere you as opposed to ambushing you or passing speech checks to avoid combat if you were another race.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >amazing in the sheer reactivity
        >if you're a drow the enemies practically let you in to their bases in act 1
        We had this level of reactivity back in the 90s

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >We had this level of reactivity back in the 90s
          No we did not. Not even close.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Race-level reactivity was the minimum. There's nothing special about the example you gave

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              To be fair, getting back to 90s level is a good thing considering who RPGs have degenerated over time.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I am not the person you were originally talking to. Githyanki, Tieflings and Drow have a ton of reactivity in the early access. But this is because we only have act 1. You can expact other races to have more interactions futher down the line.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I do expect it. It's the bare minimum and nothing special

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                In an ideal world it would be nothing special, but every other crpg on the market currently has much less reactivity

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but every other crpg on the market currently has much less reactivity
                Bullshit. Relatively recent releases like PoE2 had plenty and we haven't even seen how much BG3 has yet.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is only one game that has comparable amount of reactivity and story flexibility and that's Divnity:Original Sin 2.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Epic bait. Divinity:Original Sin 2 is barely even an RPG

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's right. It's closer to an XCOM game than a true cRPG

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                its combat is better than any "true dnd" "true rpg" one. I just wish it was harder with the way ai intentionally makes stupid tactical decisions so you could win. I dont need any of this shit.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kingmaker is better. Even Pillars 2 is better

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                no its not. I dont need some stupid useless spells and abilities that do nothing, i dont need a chance they will work or chance that i will hit or miss. I dont need limits per day on how often i can cast. This shit doesnt belong in a videogame.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stick with XCOM, moron-kun

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                stick with a slot machine if you like chance based gameplay

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Alea iacta est, moron-kun.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you are either a shill (most likely) or an extremely gullible idiot
                the beginning of the game always has the most effort put into it
                you can expect much less "reactivity" further down the line

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I played the demo for a moderate amount of hours
      Neither an early Bioware OR an old-school Baldur's Gate feels are there
      It's just almost literally just D:OS 3

      4 party members instead of 6
      No alignments
      I don't know who the frick asked for one giant area for the WHOLE game instead of many hubs + dungeons like BG2/BG1. I blame the modern "DUDE OPEN WORLD LMAO" game dsign

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seething troon detected.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game is functionally Divinity Original Sin III. It shares zero DNA with the old Infinity Engine games

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        More like functionally DnD

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Divinity Original Sin wearing a DnD skin-suit, sure

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's being developed by those responsible for D:OS2. Naturally, it bears more resemblance to this than the old Infinity Engine games

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      its worse than dos 2 in almost everything

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Larian are just using the opportunity to make D:OS3. The even forgot they were making a DnD game at one point in the development

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It s baldurs original sin

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has this game actually fricking come out yet? Or is Early Access just a buzzword now for "vapourware that zoomers pay us to keep making"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Full release is this august according to the steam page

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Premium access unpaid alpha testing for the past 3 years.
      Good strategy since you get money without offering a product and capture a shill roster through sunk cost fallacy.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They can use the input from ea players to make the game better, everyone wins.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    cute space buns

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does it have breast sliders? Because I'm not playing with flatties.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the blue hair? Let me launch the early access and show you how make a proper Thiefling Waifu, brb.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Should've chosed different horns. Those don't fit that well.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like facepainted Elizabeth Olsen. I approve

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >facepainted Elizabeth Olsen
          Thanks, now i can't unsee this.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Needs some white powder of unidentified origin on the nose then

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tiefling
    >looks like an elf
    for what purpose?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably is an elf since elves are pretty notorious for cavorting with demons.
      But the 5e ruleset takes a lot of the nuance out of having a character be of a particular heritage.
      Rationally you'd say my character is an elf descended partially from fiends, but instead you just pick the blanket tiefling option and get some features for it.
      Other games handle this better through backgrounds etc.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm amazed that you/they could make the snowflake aspects of tieflings even gayer.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >different races
      >it's just a human with some shit glued on

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        style matters. this isn't style, it's petulance.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah
    40yo obese alcoholic man a la "Norf FC"

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes the current customization system is very limiting and I'm suprised that people are satisfied playing with colors instead of sliders. Character customization systems are getting very lazy with the excuse of this pick a preset bullshit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm suprised that people are satisfied playing with colors instead of sliders.
      That's because you're a homosexual or a woman, and you need your bara homosexual elf to top you, or 200 lbs elves (females) to waddle into cutscenes like an American into a fast food joint at 12 am. But this is fantasy, not America.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are seething an awful lot for what is a minor criticism.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought that was the thread for getting disproportionately upset over a minor detail. Like the fact your character can only look athletic and in shape and you can't transform beauty into ugliness with one slider.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Every game with character creation should aspire to provide as much customization as possible. Ugliness and handsomeness go hand in hand and it makes the game more interesting to look at if you can see a gaunt deformed begger thats an afront to god and a handsome well-built adventurer its good variety.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It doesn't when none of the NPCs react to it in any way, and so far Arcanum is the only game in existence where beauty, or lack thereof, is reacted to.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Every game with character creation should aspire to provide as much customization as possible.
              Says who? This game makes the explicit choice not to cater to the beauty-hating abominations you are and you think that's somehow a dig against it? Where's the comedy punchline or do you just want to be ugly for the sake of being ugly? Go pick up literally any game made in America then. This is DnD and you need to be THIS attractive to be allowed on the ride.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is a moronic arguement and its going nowhere. You've assumed things that have never been said like how its against beauty to have more options for a character creator for little to no reason besides a boogey man you've created inside of your, clearly, non-american head.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You've assumed things
                And you have the memory of a goldfish, these are your words:
                >Ugliness and handsomeness go hand in hand
                No, no it doesn't. In another story or setting maybe, but not this one. Go be an ugly freak somewhere else.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Like the fact your character can only look athletic and in shape and you can't transform beauty into ugliness with one slider.
                You brought it up first and used nearly the same wording that they are hand in hand. I'm done arguing with you otherworldly troglodyte. Go play barbie in the sims or something.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm done
                Hopefully, but everyone knows you'll crawl back in the next thread, with your sad kvetching about the player character being a Chad or Stacy and nothing else. You don't get to appropriate fantasy settings about beautiful and heroic people with your penchant for ugliness, homosexual.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they could start by spelling 'color' properly

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >American

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't you have a goat to frick or something? Go to your country's image board and complain about americans there.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't it like 3 am where you live? Go to sleep, these are civilized hours.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only English speaking country that matters

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Excellent bait

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this entire thread

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      White boys will unironically spend literal hours crying about some random person on twitter creating a screencap where they call a white skinned character boring, instead of having sex with horny white girls during summer. What the FRICK went wrong?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not white boys, just Ganker

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Highly doubt it's brown and black people seething that someone called a white npc boring, but sure.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            And I would hesitate to call Ganker white. Anons are the Black folk of the internet.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do all the women in this game look like they're doped up on SSRIs and benzos?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You would be an expert on that, wouldn't you

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've been around far too many middle and upper class western women, yes

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only need exactly 3 things.
    >human
    >male
    >fighter

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ugh that's, like, really vanilla

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fighter
      Okay cuckold

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Humans are better as pretty much any other class.
      >human bards GODLY
      >human rogues AMAZING
      Human fighters are average or even below average.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Human fighters are average or even below average.
        People role fighters and paladins for roleplaying, not gameplayhomosexualry

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >roleplaying anything that is not a wizard on Ganker
          Go back to /r/eddit you subhuman trash.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wizards are Reddit, and the King of the Wizards in this setting (Elminster) is super Reddit. I could really see him casting "Bacon Blast" and riding a flying Narhwal.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Wizards are Reddit
              newbies >>>out wizards are and have been Ganker for ages.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                not entirely his fault

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Na, that was a /tg/ thing back when it was a containment board (mostly for Warhammer). Actual newbie keep your mouth shut.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've been here since 2007 you dumb underage. Ganker has been wizard central since forever. /tg/ likes the meme classes and /misc/tards are the ones larping about being paladins.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't care about Wizards or Sorcerers. I like roleplaying a chivalrous knight with no magical powers.
            The appeal is a completely normal guy going against supernatural threats equipped only with his cunning, martial prowess, and intellect.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I like roleplaying a chivalrous knight with no magical powers.
              >chivalrous knight

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. King Arthur was one of my favorite tales growing up.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's just informing you that humans make average or below average fighters, dumb frick. If that's not an issue to you then carry on. You don't have to dump INT for the purpose of shitposting on Ganker.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Some people simply don't appreciate character building and taking advantage of the class and race systems in the game. They don't enjoy the gameplay, they do it for the larp. It's the new generation of ''roleplayers'' that don't play efficiently anymore but just want to be snowflakes playing always the same class and race no matter what.

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a bust slider in this game? I want to play an elf with breasts bigger than her head. I liked how Nioh 2 let you make a chick with gargantuan boobs.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would like an actual masculine body type instead of every male being an eggheaded pathetic twink, yes

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    First playthrough: Lawful Good Human Male Paladin
    Second Playthrough: Neutral Evil Drow Sorcerer

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that UI
    >barbie make up and dress up
    i know a lot of gays who "play" that are just wasting 10-20 hours into that character creation and never touch the game, but still shill for it. For everyone else, i can tell 100% the game is going to be shit, from companions, "cities", story, UI etc, gameplay is just Divinity 2.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah and rogue trader is just Pathfinder 3.
      Shut the frick up homosexual.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        hahaha, nice argument loser, why bring up Pathfinder? oh yeah, because you have no arguments against what i said, this shit is Divinity 3 and you know it, now have a nice day Larian shill, you make the same thread everyday, shilling that game for FREE, you're like Jannie

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn that really got under your skin.

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me?
    It's
    Human
    White
    Male
    Ranger

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not loose pale with goth makeup and green eyes female human rogue

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >playing RPGs as a w*men

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a women
          Insecure Pajeet detected

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    STOP
    MAKING
    TIEFLING
    SEXY HUMANS

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The left wants whites dead.

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still early access
    WHAT THE FRICK IS THE HOLD UP.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      its basically finished.

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how many shilling threads per day for this "Game" ? kys Larian gays

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trying to shame people about the games they like to talk about
      Typical female behaviour. Now some facts, b***h. Officialy over a million people own the game just on Steam(unofficialy it is something like 4 milion). You think that people wouldn't want to talk about the game they've been playing in early access now that the full release is like a month away? Go suck a shotgun you dumb twat.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit its farquuad. How come you aren't posting your characters?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Farquaad hates bg3, he may be in the thread but that post isn't him

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Farquaad is as fickle as the wind. As long as he gets to make his gay male fantasy in a game he'll stay on it forever.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Farquaad is permabanned.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            He ban evades on the regular

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              If it was him he’d already
              1) already be posting his self inserts
              2) utterly refusing to shut the frick up
              3) tacitly admitting it’s him the second someone calls him out
              He’s like manlet tears in that regard. Then there’s the fact that he hates BG3 because he got spiritually cucked by Astarion being bi, which will never stop being hilarious.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He might be the homosexual screeching about how the game isn't related to the previous ones story-wise, but then why hasn't he revealed himself? Puzzling.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I doubt it. Like manlet, Farquad is a narcissist that absolutely has to let people know who he is, even if doing so will make everyone instantly ignore everything he says.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he got spiritually cucked by Astarion being bi
                LMAO i guess all the homosexuals are now salty.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What are you talking about you dumb schizo? Also last time i posted my character(high elf eldrich knight) was on /vrpg/ like a month ago and his name wasnt Farquaad.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        99% of BG3 threads used to hit page 10 though, there are definitely shills, the fact that you're a disgusting br*t is yet another proof that Larian's marketing team blows dick.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://steamspy.com/app/1086940

        It's not unofficially. It's between 2-5 million.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        wow, 4 million people, a lot of anon, let's see steam numbers, impresive bro, where are those 4 millions again ? ok larian shill, now go and learn new shills tactics, those ones suck wiener, like you.

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're really pretending that DOS 3 is more of a BG game than BG2 just because it features the city of baldur's gate? Lariantroons are something else.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      BG2 should really have been called Athkatla. Because it takes place in Athkatla, not Baldur's Gate.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was supposed to be just called "Shadows of Amn", but then the marketing team insisted on keeping the old name for brand recognition.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the game was technically called shadows of amn.
        It was changed to be the subtitle last minute.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Define a BG game now, troon.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        A game that features BG1/2's aesthetic, gameplay and story. Boy was that hard.

        What are you talking about you dumb schizo? Also last time i posted my character(high elf eldrich knight) was on /vrpg/ like a month ago and his name wasnt Farquaad.

        Shut the frick up Farqaad.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Search the archive you dumb troon and stop calling me Farquaad.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          See

          Farquaad hates bg3, he may be in the thread but that post isn't him

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BG threads are just Biowaretrannies seething
    Lmao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't get to look down on Bioware shit while extolling Larian trash. At worst their equal, at best classic Bioware mogs everything Larian has done.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >At worst their equal, at best classic Bioware mogs everything Larian has done.
        this is your brain on bioslop

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mass Effect and Dragon Age are getting their fourth and fifth games a full decade after their last games where the company is well known to be trash, and they'll still sell. Hell Dragon Age only had one good installment and they still sell. That's how much goodwill old Bioware could get out of a single game. The only Larian game that comes close is DoS2 but that has it's own issues much more glaring than anything old Bioware did.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't get to prop up a dead company's corpse and name for your disingenuous argument. The Bioware of current year is not the Bioware of 20 years ago.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ignoring the past doesn't make it go away, zoomy.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not ignoring the past, I'm saying it has no relevance to your present argument. You're trying this inelegant studio war angle when nobody gives a shit about the slop that Bioware puts out nowadays. Compare the essence of the games you want to shit on, not whatever studio is behind it, that's your argument against BG3 being named that in the first place isn't it?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              No anon, at worst Larian's history is equal to all of Bioware's. If we're being generous and only take their best parts Bioware mogs and it's not even a competition. Literally what does Larian have besides Divinity, of which 3/4 games are not looked at fondly?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              BG3 shouldn't be called BG*3* because CHARNAME isn't the protag. Simple as. Call it BG: Original Sin instead and everyone's happy.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You could just try not being autistic.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No.

                That's hypocritical.

                No it isn't.

                See [...]
                I think major cities on the Sword Coast can handle more than one protagonist's epic, especially with a century between.

                IT's not about the city. It's about the implication that BG3 is a continuation of BG1&2, which it plainly isn't. It's not the same story. It's not the same edition. It's not the same gameplay. It's not even the same aesthetic or setting, if you look at the material they put out for "3", you'd never think it had anything to do with 1 or 2 if not for the 3 at the end. It's deceptive and malicious.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's not the same story.
                Except it is, you just refuse to accept that because you're hyper autistic or whatever.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's about the implication that BG3 is a continuation of BG1&2
                There is a tenuous link, but it's there. Also every single person who did play BG1+2 knows CHARNAME isn't the protagonist of BG3, nor was that ever a selling point. Who is getting deceived here then, except people who never played BG1+2 thus have no reason to bring up continuity?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Also every single person who did play BG1+2 knows CHARNAME isn't the protagonist of BG3
                How could anybody know this?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's hypocritical.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                See

                You so dumb. I guess Neverwinter Nights 2 and Icewind Dale 2 shouldn't have been made either. moron.

                I think major cities on the Sword Coast can handle more than one protagonist's epic, especially with a century between.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I think major cities on the Sword Coast can handle more than one protagonist's epic, especially with a century between.
                this

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Neverwinter Nights *2*
                >Icewind Dale *2*
                Stop being dumb. Most RPGs do this.
                >Wizardry series where the most connected ones are 6+7+8 but all else is not
                >Might and Magic same
                I am starting to think that the idiots in this thread don't play videogames or are incredibly underage.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                IWD2 & NWN2 are identical to their predecessors, not remotely similar comparison. Calling BG"3" is like calling Dark alliance BG3.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >IWD2 & NWN2 are identical to their predecessors
                LOL wut? Are you on drugs????

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                are you pretending to be stupid? they're literally the same game just a different module

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They arent the same, at least not NWN to NWN2 and while IWD 2 has a similar concept to IWD they are still pretty different because of the changes coming from the new edition.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                NWN 2 isn't even on the same edition as NWN1. moron,

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                For that matter neither is iwd2. It uses an adaptation of third edition rather than adnd.
                If you've played the recent pathfinder games and then pick up iwd2 somewhere you'll immediately recognize feats like spell penetration and power attack.
                No ones going to dispute that it's an adequately titled sequel though since it was made by black isle and set in the same locations as the first game at a later date.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The "CHARNAM" troony hasn't even played any of the other FR games that he keeps talking about
                Holy shit

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Now that's a moronic way to look at it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                What does BG2 have to do with BG? You have to be a full-on moron NOT to realize the BG1&2 games are not about BG but about CHARNAME. You could make a better argument for it being about the time of troubles than for it being about BG, which again doesn't even feature in the second game.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baldur%27s_Gate_III:_The_Black_Hound
                AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH HELP ME Black personMAN

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man I'm 36 and never got into D&D.
    Always told myself that one day I'd find a local comic store and join one of those sessions as a beginner, but everytime I see shit like this I kinda don't want to anymore.

    Is everybody a pink haired half-dragon-elf-orc-shnorbling with one red/black eye (representing their DARK side) and a white/gold eye (because they can do GOOD as well!) and has a tragic past from being persecuted in their home village because they're polysexual druidkind horsefrickers as well?

    Are there normal people left?
    >Grumli the dwarf fighter
    >Eluviel the elf sorceress
    >John the human ranger
    >Kruk*Gor the orc fighter

    or is it just polysexual wheelchair multiclass troonylings with oh so quirky personalities everywhere?
    My expectation was: Baldur's Gate 2, but with people talking and moving their characters on a tabletop set or screen with a map.

    I don't even want to get into that shit anymore ;_;

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty reasonable spread if you just play with likeminded players you meet on here.
      Particularly the orc/goblin troublemaker player.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're 36 and still using emojis guess what camp you would've fell in to.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ;_; is an accepted emoticon on Ganker, newhomosexual

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, it isn't.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes it is, moot used to use it all the time

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Moot's not here anymore oldie, now bend over its time for your medicine.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                k (._. )

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >emojis
        Zoomer...

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Emoticon and emojis are interchangeable you are splitting hairs to argue its ok to do something female japanese teenagers do as a man nearing his 40's.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You've existed on this rock for 36 years and you're still terminally insecure about what others think or feel? Get a grip.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You've existed on this rock for 36 years and you're still terminally insecure about what others think or feel? Get a grip.

        this doesnt have anything to do with what others think, but with how they act though

        if you want to spend your night watching sportsball and a friend would rather watch a movie instead, it's not about what they think but the fact that you have different ideas of whats more fun

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You've created this chimera in your head about what the hobby has become or what kind of degenerates have ruined it forever even before taking your first dip in it. That is a very teenage-like way of approaching things, always in search of preemptive validation that you're doing things right or fearing you might be associated with the wrong crowds. Anyway nobody here has friends and we're treating BG3 as a single player experience so moving on.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's still normal people out there but yes nerd spaces are getting run over with sexual deviants and wokeists.

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine playing a Larian game for the story, the game has frick all to do with the 2 previous BGs, it's a Larian game set in the pozzed DnD world, nothing wrong with that mind you but calling a worthy successor to BG2 is 1, disingenous and 2, moronic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      BG3>BG2>BG1

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If we're talking about the pozz level, sure. It sure as hell doesn't shine by it's writing.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Let's not pretend BG 1 & 2 were some shining paragons of writing.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sure, it's only making BG3 look worse though.

            Wait, are you implying that the older BG games have better writing than BG3? Take your meds troon.

            >Wait, are you implying that the older BG games have better writing than BG3?
            Yes.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Sure, it's only making BG3 look worse though.
              BG1's writing is Larian-tier wacky at times.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                BG1 is whimsical, BG3 is raunchy at BEST. Larian can't write nuanced characters for shit, let alone interesting characters. But hey, at least you can have anal sex with Shadowheart

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >But hey, at least you can have anal sex
                I will now buy your game.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You know, those sex storyboards never include half-size people, I wonder why. Sounds like heightism to me. Does Larian need to be cancelled for not even entertaining the idea halflings, gnomes and dwarves are sexual beings as well?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesn't know

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm pretty sure that some of the base work for sex scenes with halflings/gnomes/dwarves was leaked. So you can be a gnome sexing Shadowheart.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can have sex with Minthara in EA right now. Somebody should see what happens when you do it with a dwarf or gnome

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Depends if the scene is fully implemented.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                seems pretty implemented to me

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You can have sex with Minthara in EA right now
                This shit has never not been cringe in any RPG.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >So you can be a gnome sexing Shadowheart.
                Pretty immersion breaking but at least we're continuing the tradition of having a gnome-fricking degenerate like Aerie in BG2

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're belgians but even so they probably aren't stupid enough to publish material that could be used to simulate something illegal.
                Probably.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                isn't that exactly the area where that "artistic e-girlta" shit is legal?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not familiar with belgian law but what I am familiar with is modders and fantasy rpg games like skyrim.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those goblin rigs are actually made for humaniod wiener

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's because manlets don't get any pussy.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wait, are you implying that the older BG games have better writing than BG3? Take your meds troon.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >calling others troon
            >while defending Larian
            don't you have some bulls to fluff for the frog or some feet to lick or something?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >troon seething even harder
              You don't have to lick the feet, you don't have to romance the frog. It is all up to you. It is all your choice. If you chose it, you're the gay. Are you the idiot that claimed that the game forces you to be gay because when he was asked ''who do you dream of, who do you desire'' in the character creator he made a purple haired dwarf? Seriously. You're turbo gay.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOOOOOO IT'S NOT POZZED IF YOU IGNORE ALL THE DISGUSTING SHIT
                BG3 is troonycore and you ought to know that, Lariantroon.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ignore it? You can kill the goblin the moment he tells you to lick his feet. You can kill the frog. The choice is yours how you react. Stop coping, if there is something gay on the screen it was your doing, nothing is forced on you. You're just a dumb gay.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am going to play the frog and frick the autist and maybe the halfling werewolf grandma.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The frog likes to dominate others. If you play with her you might get unique dom scenes with other characters that are not available otherwise.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                the idea that the secret route content would be femdom shit is laughable. not unlikely, just hilarious and apropos for their homosexualry.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >secret route
                What secret route? Stop talking out of your ass. morono pigu.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                nah I just worded that fricked up. I was referring to path based content, as in red prince making liggers kneel and such.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You worded it moronic because you're moronic. What you're talking about are the origin characters and their backstories.
                >Astarion vampire shit
                >Shadowheart the artifact and Shar
                >Gale the magic nuke
                >Wyll and his patron
                Lae'zel's backstory is more obscure but it has to do something with the githyanki raids and the creches.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah that's cool, and red princes backstory was searching for Sadha. but his path content has putting liggers in their place. that the frogs might just be femdom with other companions is a hilarious thought.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hot

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not even bg3 moron

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but honestly dragon commander is some of their better work in the writing department. You can escape their damned quips but at least it gives you all sides to work with.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah but that's the tone of the setting. It's like complaining about super powers in a super hero setting.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dragon commander is really the sort of game larian should be making more of because its something they're able to create and write for in a way that suits their talent.
              Skinsuiting around an aged intellectual property and attempting to adapt a popular set of rules for it is just inviting criticism.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              i suspect it was a survey on their audience the way its designed like a fricking test. And you can tell that the writers never bothered to understand any other political side but their gay communism one, every other option but neolib is comically stupid, not to the level of the klan in rdr2 but close.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          dragon commander already showed the signs
          actually no, it was straight up, unveiled pozz with how you can ofcourse choose the other option but they dont give any moral justification to a different point of view, you simply choose the "evil" option, which is ofcourse religious conservatism or capitalism.

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    did they add or improve some faces? I remember the elves, halflings, and gnomes looking terrible
    every gnome is either an old man or a baby

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >White
    >Human
    >Male
    >Warrior
    That's all I need.

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Feels good to be an OwlCHAD, knowing there will be no /misc/schizos in our Rogue Trader threads.

    I'm so sorry, Larianbros.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's 40k, they're there they just don't b***h.

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game is a cuckold simulator, people are really paying $60 to have a leftist video game humiliate them when a black NPC steals their in-game girlfriend. How sad.

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope it doesn't break mods too bad, I'd love some of the character creation stuff to still work. If only the hair ones, there is so many extra hair styles and variations, and the mod that lets you use any face on any character. For some reason we need unique Tiefling, Elf and Human faces instead of making them all available to all races

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably worth it to wait a few weeks/months for mods to be ported, I agree they're really good. I'm glad that mods were able to work with the recent hair change where hairs work regardless of race

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't break mods too bad
      Most basic mods will be easy to reconfigure for the full game. Serious breakage happens only to complex mods. New hair models etc will be easy to adapt to the full version of the game.

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about putting a good game in it?

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are Dragonborn and Goblins confirmed?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goblins are already in the game.
      >dragonborn
      What is it with people wanting this gay furry race in the game?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gay furry race in the game?
        It's a Larian game?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically Larian dragons and dragonkin are actually cool. Not a fan of the D&D dragonborn.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I see a lot of pony talk about how there's Dragonborn as a playable race. I didn't know if it was just a rumor or factual.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          People*

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          All PHB races are confirmed, so dragonborn will be in.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Confirmed where?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              On Steam

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nice.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I see a lot of pony talk
          so BG3 shills were in fact from /mlp/

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Illithid are Magic
            /)

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          All PHB races are confirmed, so dragonborn will be in.

          July 7th is the final panel livestream. I expect we will see Dragonborn, Half-Orc and Monk demonstrated. I really monk has alot of homebrew to make them fun, otherwise I don't see many people enjoying them

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Goblins are already in the game.
        yeah you can kiss male goblin feet

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        dragons are rad and you only hate beast races because you grew up with everything being a fetish.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Half-dragons were fine. I'm still not buying dragonborns as a necessity and they stick out as an overtly non-human race which makes it more difficult for players to relate to.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >dragons are rad and you only hate beast races because you grew up with everything being a fetish
          I actually grew up with SwatCatz, Biker Mice from Mars, Tennage Mutant Ninja Turtles and ThunderCats. D&D Dragonborn are just meh. Maybe Larina will make them better, who knows.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            *Larian

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always self insert in games with character creator and you can't stop me

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this ain't it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I knew you'd be back, shill

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This ain't it
      what did he mean by this, I've been trying to figure it out for months

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is one of the worst RPG's I've ever played. They clearly have a chosen character archetype picked out and just pretend to let you play anything else. The game fricking breaks if you try to do something they don't expect you to do and if they did think of what you want to do and it goes against their plans they just god mode NPCs and have them laugh at you.

    I'm all for RPG's with a tight focused role but be up front about it don't fricking act like you will allow all these options when they are just off the table.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name one example.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll give you two.

        When you get to the druids their is a kid selling fake magic items as you talk to him another kid tries to steal from you. I caught the kid and was going to kill them for attempting to rob me. The game flatly did not allow this. The kid was god modded and despawned. I could do nothing to them. The kid selling fake magic items laughed at me and then refused to talk to me. If I killed him the guards attacked and did not let me explain that he was part of an attempted robbery and was selling fake magic items.

        Secondly I decided to kill the druids because their leader was a little shit. I stealthed and launched a surprise attack. As soon as combat started the leader and her second in command were god modded and dewspawned. I killed what NPC's were left and tried to find the leader. I found her dead in the middle of the tiefling camp and I was not allowed to interact with her corpse. I can only assume that they planned some big show piece fight at that location and it happened while I was in the druids cave. Missing it completely.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I caught the kid and was going to kill them for attempting to rob me.
          What the frick is wrong with you?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >What the frick is wrong with you?
            Moralgaygery like this prevents good writing from happening

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he killed a kid
            >expected the guards to care about stolen shit
            Are you brain damaged? This is a rhetorical question. Don't answer to me, moron.

            in setting it's completely normal to kill bandits

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >little children are now bandits
              Oh, so you're a mentally ill troon that hates children.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're the one defending these writers lmao

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's a Larian dev? I guess I'll pirate

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Children are not special. If anything they are worth less than adults as they do not have skills and abilities.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's is a bog-standard evil decision you can make in every real ttRPG. If Larian can't even get that right, then things aren't looking good ...

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was playing an evil drow. The kid was a worthless inferior that decided to harm me. The penalty is death.

            >he killed a kid
            >expected the guards to care about stolen shit
            Are you brain damaged? This is a rhetorical question. Don't answer to me, moron.

            I killed him to see what would happen since the game gave me no other way to interact with the scene as presented. I was not surprised to see that the game continued to ignore my intent and wants.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Isn't it possible these specific interactions were not yet coded in at the time you played? I'm guessing making sure the kill-the-kid-thief option played out properly wasn't a high priority because most players would not even think of doing that.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                but having several different options to lick hairy goblin feet was top priority
                because that's what most players would want to do

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but having several different options to lick hairy goblin feet was top priority
                Larian knows their audience

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                As it turns out, handling a hostile party through diplomacy, trickery, subservience or violence is a pretty common scenario. Child murder on the other hand, well you kinda have to dig deep to find people really into that.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Child murder on the other hand
                It's a game...

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Child murder is basic evil. Its generic and expected.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a little cartoonishly evil. Especially in broad daylight and in play sight of other NPCs and expecting them to just shrug your actions.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's a little cartoonishly evil
                It's a shame the game doesn't let the player role play as cartoonishly evil

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why is it a shame? It's like you're complaining the game has a plot and you're just not airdropped into some place with a weapon and a desire to beat a kill streak high score.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a shame in that the game has offered the player n choices instead of n+1 choices. Shame, really.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                There are plenty of RPGs out there that successfully react to the player being a psychopathic murderer

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's what I mean. Its one of the first things people think of when they think "Evil." Its why many games that let you be evil avoid adding in children that you can interact with. Its to avoid people whining that you can kill kids. Just look at Fallout, people could not shut up that the kids were invulnerable.

                Either allow it or disallow it but if you disallow it do not pretend like it is an option and do not give the player a reason to want to kill the kid.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You guys are weird.
                Evil is many things. The act of taking one's life for his loot/XPs might be perceived as evil and this is what players do in the majority of cRPGs.
                You have plenty of such options - killing, stealing, cheating on people, manipulating them. And yet you somehow find it problematic that some specific, edgy form of evil is the standard all "evil included" games should adhere to.
                Weird.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I use it as a standard because the ways that the game let you interact with it is already supported. No new systems need to be made. Its not like asking them to create realistic market forces and the systems to take it over and ruin the lives of millions for profit.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                > I
                Here's where your problem begins.
                And ends.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >violence
                Which the game fails to simulate

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Huh? Every combat is violence, and these games are mostly about combat sequences. You may seek some specific form of violence, to think it's "proper representation", but that's on you.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's shame the game doesn't simulate that scenario

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It does. You may argue whether combat cater to your needs, but you can't say it's not there.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't. The game is forced to break its own internal rules and make NPCs invulnerable

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you can attack and kill other NPCs, the combat is there. That you can't attack and/or kill some specific NPCs does not un-include the combat out of the game, you know.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                A total failure of simulation.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                As I said, you can discuss whether it's your cup of tea. But you can't deny its existence.
                Since, you know, it's there. It simply doesn't simulate every possibility there is, your idea included.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Similarly, we can't deny the existence of its failures.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                We totally can, since plenty of people will accept it as good/sufficient as it is.
                It's just you and people sharing your needs that aren't satisfied with it.
                But it does not erase it from existence.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                "Plenty of people" will always, by definition, be satisfied by merely sufficient. The elect, however, will always attempt to soar to greater heights, as unreasonable as that may seem to lower types

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                bro you're on Ganker complaining you can't murder a virtual child
                you're the furthest thing from elect LMAO

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The aforementioned "lower type"

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whether you like it or not, belongs to different discussion.
                It's there. You may not like it, but it's there, case closed.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The failure is indeed there.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The aforementioned "failure"

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                And no failure without the shadow of success, to quote yourself.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah. You simply won't acknowledge your mistake and decide to play circular logic here.
                Have a good way.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >reality: x degrees of freedom
                >simulation: x-1 degrees of freedom
                >simulation fails to simulate reality by 1 degree of freedom
                It's really that simple.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                a lot more people playing video games are ok with murder (in game) than licking feet
                you are the weird one here

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No they're not. Only the sociopathic minority tries to murder children first things first to check if they're hard coded to be immortal.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >game doesn't let you play as a sociopath
                I thought this was an RPG?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sociopaths tend to be pretty high IQ and manipulative, just devoid of a concern for normal human emotions. They wouldn't rabbit punch a kid trying to pickpocket them, because that doesn't benefit them.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're thinking of psychopaths, smartass
                sociopaths are not particularly intelligent
                killing a kid because he pissed you without thinking ahead is exactly the kind of thing a sociopath would do

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sociopaths tend to be pretty high IQ
                This is a myth. Serial killers actually have a below average IQ

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think this conflates serial killers with spree killers.
                I could be wrong, but the kinds of people who ritualistically kill without being caught over long timespans are almost required to be 120+ by sheer aptitude/competency alone.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Name a cRPG where you actually have to defecate and keep personal hygiene by default.
                Wait, are you trying to tell me that a cRPG is supposed to include things YOU personally like, to be called a cRPG? Daaaaaaaayum.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >defecate and keep personal hygiene
                Kingdom Come: Deliverance.
                Next question.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                > Next question.
                Name another cRPG where you actually have to defecate and keep personal hygiene by default.
                Wait, are you trying to tell me that a cRPG to be a cPRG has to be Kingdom Come: Deliverance? Daaaaaaaaaaaaayuuuuuuum...

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I gave you a game that has those features, it is only fair now that Larian fulfills their side of the bargain

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                And you asked for another question.
                So I'm asking for another title. And I'll ask for another. And then, it might occur to you, that the games that cater to very specific needs and tastes are scarce and few, depending on whom you ask. Which is absolutely wrong to make standards of.
                So, another title, if you please.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >violence
                >very specific needs
                Pick one (1)

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I pick both.
                > VERY specific kind of violence.
                As I already said, violence is there. Evil is there. Just not the kind of violence and evil you search for.
                Try to survive this blow to the core of your "self". In the meantime consider not playing the game until someone releases a mod, where you can run around and kill children, which seems to be the golden standard you search in games.
                I have similar problem with NPCs or (gasp!) protagonists that I can't strip naked, and I don't play cRPGs until the correct patch is released. It's that easy.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                so you want to strip the child npcs naked, but killing them is where you draw the line

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You'd have to kill a child first to strip its body naked, Anon. And this is your realm. I definitely don't entertain this kind of activity.
                This is rocket science to you?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're the one who started talking about the necessity of stripping the npcs, this is purely your magical realm

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. I find it breaking my immersion where I can't loot dead body off of everything, his or her underwear included.
                ...but to do that to a child NPC you'd have to slay it first, and this is what you and the likes of you enjoy. For whatever reasons they might be.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                "Kill All NPC"-type mods are very popular on the Nexus. Larian just pussied-out here and compromised their own "heckin epic reactivity!" vision. It's that simple. End of.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Name a cRPG where you actually have to defecate
                to defecate or not to defecate
                truly deep role playing, homosexual

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                And your personal hygiene. Why did you focus on shitting? Do you feel personally attacked?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you are the one who focused on shitting when the discussion was about killing people

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                And personal hygiene.
                Why do you avoid it and focus on shitting, instead?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                personal hygiene could be a choice
                everyone shits, hence there's no possible role playing aspect to it, you moronic monkey

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >wasn't a high priority because most players would not even think of doing that.
                Watch this rationale extend to every other potential decision in the game.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The game is a handful of months from release and the first act is "completed" as presented.

                They can of course add more later but this does not garner hope. It also does not help that the game only pretends to care about your race. I picked a Drow and every NPC spends a paragraph acting like I am literally Hitler but even more evil and then ignore the fact I am a Drow offering to teach me or sell things to me or find their missing grandma.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and then ignore the fact I am a Drow offering to teach me or sell things to me or find their missing grandma.
                Wow massive reactivity

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he killed a kid
          >expected the guards to care about stolen shit
          Are you brain damaged? This is a rhetorical question. Don't answer to me, moron.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Noob dm putting a hostile creature in front of a player and then getting mad when the player tries to kill it.
          If that's what the shills mean when they post that this game captures the essence of dnd then I'll admit this is a good example.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy FRICK this is bad. I thought this game was supposed to have the best role-playing mechanics ever?

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is she looking at and why is it making her look like that?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will make a white, generic looking, human male fighter and you can NOT stop me.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      me too, it's almost a ritual for the 1st playthrough. 2nd run is probably a chaotic evil sorcerer.

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a day 1 pirate for me.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's on GOG, you'd be moronic to not pirate it since it's DRM Free

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >10/10 reactivity, OST and art direction
    >one of the shittiest writing in the industry filled with capeshit-tier quippy lines and edgelords OCs
    Sure wish Larian would fire their writers and hire competent people

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      reactivity, OST and art direction
      lmao

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He is right on those points. The game is a 10/10.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          In all seriousness though, he isn't. Level of reactivity can't be determined yet, art-style is generic, and OST is slightly above average.

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I want to play as a Female Gnoll.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      me on the right

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No beastfolk no buy

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Duel classing would be nice

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so both Original Sin games got an Enhanced Edition, how long do I have to put Baldur's Gate 3 off once it releases until it gets the Enhanced Edition?

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game doesn't let you play as a timetraveling genius bringing back an assault rifle to kill the baddies
    I thought this was an RPG?

  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >RPG games don't even let you name your character anymore
    Where did it all go so, so wrong?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      but you can...?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        not. Your name will always be Tav.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          the kind of moronic shit one has to read on this stupid fricking board holy shit
          keep yourself safe

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why do doomposters lie about games they've never played

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The game is that good. They have to invent bad things about it.

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can kill innocent people, but you cant kill criminals
    it's what you would expect from writers who call themselves the "cuck squad"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does the game at least let you use non lethal melee attacks?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It does. You can toggle them on and off.

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't fool anyone, you "like" dice rolls but you just savescum if it doesn't go your way
    What's the fricking point then? At least the people playing on Easy are honest with themselves, you think yourself some epic hardcore gamer but you reload your saves all the fricking time and metagame to know exactly what you have to build and how you defeat every enemies
    you're just pathetic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not that Anon, but I don't touch games lacking godmode or trainers.
      I find it pointless to waste time attempting to "beat the challenge".

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe this thread ends on a deranged note of would be child murderers complaining you can't brutally murder children. I will now start the ritual to close the thread before further injustice is done

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you can't brutally murder children.
      Killing people in games is totally ok but killing children in games turns you into a child murderer?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Murdering a child is universally seen as a particularly evil and more loathsome act than murdering an adult, yes.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Games where you're not meant to kill children shouldn't have children in them period.
          If there's a killable child in a game and I'm playing an evil character, then I have no choice but to kill children, behead children, polymorph children into animals and beat them to death with clubs.

          It's just what my character would do.

  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who's more pozzed. Larian or owlcat?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      larian 100%

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >literal troon in WotR
        You lost.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Huh? Whomst are you talking about?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anevia, troon

            see [...]

            >literal twitter screenshots
            So....nothing in game? I accept your concession.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              the game is literally written by trannies, it's all troony shit in game

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the game is literally written by trannies
                >it's all troony shit in game
                Nope. Doomposters confirmed to not even know what the frick they're talking about.
                Keep living in your schizo headcanon.
                Swen won.
                Larian won.
                Doomposters lost.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                the game is literally written by trannies who call themselves "the cuck squad"
                you lost your dick, you lost the game, you lost the thread, you lost at life

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dare you to post even one single troony who writes on this game
                Go die, little worm less than the dust on my boot. See you next thread, you disgusting shitposter

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          see

          you're the one defending these writers lmao

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