Let's be honest, heterosexual romances are pretty outdated.

Let's be honest, heterosexual romances are pretty outdated. Gay romances seem to be much more popular these days and if BG3 is any indication making everyone bisexual is the way to go.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Biscum are not a real sexuality and BG3 is ridiculously homophobic.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How's that hairline doin bro? Got your wig already set up?

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love my fishwife

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean heterosexual gays are uninclusive so I low key get it.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bisexual is the way to go
    I only agree because its beyond fricking annoying when devs make a character I like only to have been be a dyke.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This never happens though. The dyke options are the worst ones like that disgusting elf from Dragon Age and that smelly looking hacker Hispanic from Cyberpunk.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Judy was the least worst option in Cyberpunk though. Much better than Panam.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you trolling? She was some gross boring trashy depressed mess who couldn't even keep her friend from killing herself.

          Why do you like her? Is it just that you're some depressed loser too so you want to "save her"? Panam has a shitload more content and River has a much better personality and more loyalty.

          The fact that you cry over muh fictional dykes when the only one that pissed you off is judy (who you can easily mod straight) is beyond embarrassing.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Holy autism.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you're a rogue trader and you command a ship with tens of thousands of people under your control and super fricking rich, why would you settle for these choices
    should have a gigantic harem of big titty

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Emperor has sent this pure maiden to end the terrible nightmare conjured by Slaanesh once and for all

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone hated the "playersexual" bullshit in BG3. It robs companions of their personality and character. I hope Larian never brings it back and nobody follows BG3's example.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong, people just want to complain about "The gays" and anything that gives them even a modicum of something to work off and back their sense of "Righteousness in doing so" they will jump on.
      No matter how Larion had handled it, as soon as they had any gay romance option in the game whatsoever there were going to be those kinds of threads, comments, etc...
      It always starts with male character are hitting on the player. Never the system nor the female.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah rememebr all the people having meltdowns over Dorian from DAI or Sosiel in Pathfinder flirting with them... oh right, that never happened.

        Playersexual sucks.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I definitely remember meltdowns over the latter, especially when gayquaad got involved

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe that's your perception, but I see a lot of people tired of CPRGs being glorified dating sims. The thing is the people who only complain about homosexual relationships in games are way more obnoxious and it's easier to focus on those comments because they spam more shit and derail threads.
        I personally think that most games do romancing in very corny ways, even when they're scripted and part of the plot.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just make all romance options playersexual and give players an option in the menu to set their character's orientation. So if you set it to bi all companions will hit on you, straight and only opposite sex companions will hit on you, and gay and only same sex companions will hit on you. That way anyone gets to romance whoever they want and no one has to deal with being hit on by characters they don't want to get hit on. It's not complicated.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ruined because she worships Le Emperor of Reddit and the 40k genders. Sad Owlcat is making Warhammer slop.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lez be honest, gay people are so good for the environment

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gay romances seem to be much more popular these days
    Congratulations anon, you just learned how a vocal minority works. It's like those homosexuals who swear up and down that Femshep is the only way to play through the Mass Effect games and that nobody plays as maleshep only for the actual stats to show otherwise.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no Ork Freeboota/Blood Axe companion
    >no Kroot companion
    >no Ssylth companion
    >no Jokaero companion
    What's the fricking point of being a Rogue Trader if I can't have a bunch of ayyliums in my retinue? Frick out of here, Owlcat. Mutant fish girl isn't enough.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      having an ork companion and infesting your ship with spores would be hilarious

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >recruit ork bro
        >play game as normal for a few hours
        >return to ship
        >checking in on all your companions
        >enter ork bros room
        >like 20 snotlings running around doing chores of orc bro
        >a group of gretchen playing cards in the corner
        >he is on a wooden throne using with two snotlings as a footrest and petting a small squig
        >By the Emperor, I hope the Inquisition doesn't find out about this

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          i assume orkoid fungus needs soil, water, and such

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imperium ships are dirty as frick, even ones owned by rich people. I sure they'd flourish.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you even frick this thing?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      In her gills.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She lays her eggs and then you cum on them.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice try, but you're not fooling anyone, homosexual. No one but terminally online homosexuals and gender confused freaks want your homosexualry shoved in RPGs. 🙂

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Begone, FarBlack person.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently they're getting a lot of angry comments in their Discord about locking certain characters into heterosexuality.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they'd better not cuck out, not one step fricking backwards

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair to them they didn't cave to all the people screaming at them to make Argenta romanceable, either, so it's unlikely they'll change it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Proof? I want to see this because it sounds hilarious.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      When will revolting homosexuals understand that they're an irrelevant minority?

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe owlcat did this to me for the third time. Next pathfinder game better make the best girl lezzy only to make up for it

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you really really want to romance her the easy solution is just to play a male character.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      but i hate men, i wish i had been born a woman

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's literally lazier/less work

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I normally play as a female character because I think they're better to look at, but in Rogue Trader I will make a male character so that I can frick this hot fish.
    I look forward to angering screechers of all kinds with this statement.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't feel like there's much sex and/or romance in Warhammer 40k universe though. Seems out of place. But I still appreciate it

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I frick the Bolter b***h?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish gay people just stopped existing, which would mean no more of OP's shit.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine wanting to frick a fish

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sister of battle won't perform her holy duty and put out. Please understand.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, who else is heterosexually romanceable?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      As a male? Cold Trader and Elf.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >making everyone bisexual is the way to go
    Being bisexual is not a norm in reality and shouldn't be the norm in fantasy, especially in a setting where degeneracy can lead to being torn in two by daemons.
    Cope.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just wanna frick the hunky space wolf.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      even if it's ironic, it's still disgusting.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Romantic Preference: N/A

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off freak.
    Romance is between a man and a woman.
    gays groom kids.

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