Let's go, Ganker. Give me those code names.
>Constipated Iguana
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Let's go, Ganker. Give me those code names.
>Constipated Iguana
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>Turtleing Corgi
brb!
Oh shit i hope anon made it to the toilet in time
I did not.
I'm changing my name to
>Embarrassed Corgi
>A hero denied his relief
*sniff sniff* What's that smell?
>CAUTION
>"Snake? Can love bloom on the battlefield?"
>"If I ever find a bathroom, I'll let you know."
>Such an urge for shitting...
>POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ennui Platypus
>Ennui Platypus
There can only be one, BROTHERRRRR
hurting crocodile
Indifferent Cat
Depressed Basking Shark
apathetic capybara
Horny Octopus
Black person Rat
>Depressed Kitten
ugh
literally me ryan gosling
Turmoil Vulture
fine killer whale
Ambivalent Aardvark
Mischief Raccoon
Calm Cat
BROTHER!
hungry tiger
>listless rhino
>...but that's the thing snake, no matter where he goes he just sighs and says "okay...I guess. "
Gooning Rooster
Ennui Crow
Haughty Komodo Dragon
Kneel before the venomous godzilla!
best one in this thread
When
and
exist.... the komodo dragon isn't even third
sure samegay. ill believe you when you stop sockpuppeting your mother.
You admitting to being a "sure samegay" is pathetic. Be better, sweaty.
yeah i was so sweaty not too long ago. your mom was good during sex but yeast infections go a long way haha
As we are saying, you can be better. But you choose to not be. We only feel bad for you.
define "we". its been just you samegay. haha
Kino.
High Dragon
Tired Parrot
bored ape
Sad Panda
There we go.
Using emotions as a codename is dumb, it should be a noun
*your
shut up meg
Define animal.
>Content Binturong
I werks.
What kind of mood is "Define"?
Oh that's right!
Your codec frequency should be on the back of your credit card!
Lethargic Xenomorph
Horny For dicky - Canine
Pissed off cat
Forlorn Penguin
tired cat
Horny Rabbit
heh
Tired Rabbit
>Constipated Cucaracha
Bloated Capybara
Hard wienerman
Goldface Rhino
Shocked Tortoise
self-hating squirrel
Thoughtful Owl
Hungover bear to base. I'm ready for extraction.
Neutral Snake
Not bad at all.
Horny Rhino.
Anxious Otter
godraping Black person
Hungry Tortoise coming in.
Overwhelmed Jaguar
Chill Penguin
I'm feeling like a Boomer Kuwanger
Anguish parrot
Sleepy Hamster
ok dog
>Seething Cat
>Stoned Alsacian
Cool, ngl
Empty Orangutan
Sleepy Monkey
Up Dog
restless penguin
Looks throwable.
>But why?
Erect Mantis Shrimp
Erect wiener
Sick Lynx
Pain Dog
Horny wiener
Frustrated Ostrich
Racist Man
>been out of a job 6 months, previous roles lasted less than 4 months because butthole boss & shortage of ADHD meds
>mentally ill, broke, living with mum at 30, industrial engineering master's does frickall to get me even entry level positions and internships
>gonna ruin my clean athletic aspect with dyed hair, shitty piercings, and heavy drug usage powered by a kitchen mcjob
Put me in the cobras, I'll become The JUST
Are you Mexican
Yeah. If you happen to know me go ahead, laugh all you want. I'm done playing this rigged ass game of applying for like 50 jobs a week and still getting nothing after dozens of interviews. If I'm ruining my life at least I'm gonna have fun doing it.
Industrial Engineering is what gave you away as a fellow Mexa.
My brother's an IE as well. He got some entry level job at HP back when he was fresh off school, but eventually opened a café and then a bar. Says the most his career has helped him is with the idea of keeping quality and to check his employees regularly -- it gave him discipline, I guess. He was doing pretty well, but he still decided to move to another country, mostly because this hellhole is going to shit.
What I mean to say is that, if it's in your possibilities, you could either start a small business, or put your knowledge to use in an usual way for someone's business.
Godspeed, rey.
*in an unusual way
Sorry.
I see, I was unaware it was a degree mostly popular in this country. Considering all it involves of factory/business ops and logistics I would have guessed it would've been in more places now that everyone's switching to e-commerce for everything.
>keeping quality and to check his employees regularly
Very good practices, the reason businesses grow large is standarization and consistency, good to hear he did well and managed to get out
>mostly because this hellhole is going to shit
True, but it's not like any year's been different for a couple decades now.
>you could either start a small business, or put your knowledge to use in an usual way for someone's business.
I did consider setting up a small consulting office offering cheap consultations for small businesses. Might as well use all the fancy degrees, y'know? And hey, maybe a cafe isnt a bad idea either. I did hear entrepeneurship could also be fun even if it'd probably mean I'd have to gamble becoming a lifelong debt slave to some israelite bank to start.
Thanks papu, may your tortillas be always warm. If you see me sucking dick in a corner on the street just say "You're pretty good" and I'll give you a discount.
You jest but I did consider stripping for money and enjoy muay thai and theatrics. Shame people want to see actual masked wrestlers and as far as I know it's something you gotta train for and get in their social circles.
The only way forward
is Lucha
Laughing Cat
Change it to smirking cat
>emotion
frick that gay MGS4 shit what's you're favorite weapon
Claymore Ram
>There can be only one, Snake!
Dispassionate Fox
Cig-spray.
Nuclear Ostritch
Neutral Crocodile
Tired Human
Apathy Shiba
Green Lex Luthor
>Diarrhea Weasel
I'm not giving you identifying info FBI agent go frick yourself
Tired Raven
Apathetic Elephant
well I'm kinda vexed rn but I don't have a favorite animal.
>Pumped turkey
Oh boy, but then again I guess it goes well with Deepthroat
Penitent Wolf
Tired Capybara
Probabilistic Fox
Ballistic Bat
>aroused potato
Delirious penguin. Holy kino.
phlegmatic elephant
Stressed Sloth
dreadful mollusk
Sick Cat.
gay manta ray
Sleepy Capibara
Stressed Jaguar
Glad dog
Solid Snake
Limp Snake
extressed ferret
Postnut clarity dog
Congressman Stoned Gorilla
Sick orangutan
Evil Husky
I'm getting The Thing vibes from that pup.
Horny Cocodrile
>ctrl+f pangolin
>0 results
>tfw no one likes pangolins
disappointed pangolin
We all know that you fricked a pangolin Randy
because I just got here
Pangolins are fricking cool
Sandslash Gang rise UP!
Lackadaisical Duck
Meh platypus
Angry Abo
Bored Women
average human
Frustrated Tokay
Restless Rat
Yawning Cat
Itchy Otter
Amused Manul
Warmonger Parrot
Blue Toad
Hmm has a ring to it
Annoyed Bearded Vulture
Alright then.
Neutral Lion.
Tired crow
Empty racoon reporting in fot duty, sir.
Homicidal Orangutan.
Jolly Rat
Sad Goose
Pooping Pit
Diarrhoetic Dodo
Lazy Tiger
Depressed Anomalocaris
Drunk panther
>Suicidal Mouse
Bad Dragon
Bored chicken
Empty Wolf
> Hysterical Lion
Sleepy Tardigrade
>Dazed Wombat
>Tired Dog
Bored Cat
Brooding Lion
Tired Mongoose
Sick Cat
Hello gang
I am Bloated Sloth, nice to meet you all.
Depressed Tabby.
>Angry Beaver
Depraved Moloch
Jaded Otter
>Raging Collie
Wow.
Giggly Crow
Chill Seal
Suicidal Serval
Hungover Cat
Sick Puppy
Tipsy Dungeness Crab
HORNY BADGER
amused triceratops
Frustrated Black Panther
Thirsty Salamander
>uhhhh thirsty isn't an emotion sweaty
Thirsty Salamander
Schizo borzoi
that dog looks like it prays
SPECIAL FOXHOUND OPERATIVE
Horny Binturong
That’s BB Unit, not Foxhound. Foxhound is weapon/tactic of choice plus animal.
sad crow
Irate Hammerhead
hungry hungry hippo
Uneasy Axolotl
Elated Eagle
duality of eagle
Headache Parrot.
Childish Squid
Cozy Cat
loud elephant
Suicidal Squid
Morose Nudibranch
Content Beaver
Lurking Moose
ill crow
divided flatworm
Violent Black person
Okay Rat
Tfw its revealed that OP is actually Big Boss and we're all gonna be kidnapped and brainwashed into working for him.
Depressed Starling.
Agitated Fox
Anxious Chameleon
Livid Eagle
Misogyny Crow
Stressed Velvet Worm
I didn't know Revolver was an emotion.
sleepy my cat
What a moronic thread.
Shit idea and none of these are funny
shut up homosexual you were groomed
Gay Black person
Tired Tabby
Joyful Mutant
Content Fox
happy bat
Sick Otter.
Sleepy Coelacanth
>autopilot penguin
>gay Black person
Tired Raptor