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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love those old renders. Reeks of 90s but they have their charm.
    Anyways throwing the controversial opinion that most Spyro games are decent and only a small handful like Orange and ETD are pure trash.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ETD is decent, it's just more like a tech demo. It had potential, but the developers were so unorganized and higher ups fricked everything up. I do believe if it had been completed it would have been a great game.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        There was never a "complete" vision for EtD, it was an in-fighting trash tornado from the start

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Perhaps. I suppose what I'm saying is if they had all the originally intended levels (can't remember the exact number) and all 150 collectable dragonflies as opposed to the 90 we have in the released game, it would have at least been an okay game.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    First Spyro the best in terms of platformer difficulty
    Second game is best comfy and fun games
    Third is a shit
    That's everything

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      3rd always felt like a refinement of 2, just with a little too much in the minigames department.
      I crave more like the original Spyro though. No backtracking necessary, no extra stuff, just pure and distilled platforming.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Third is a shit
      Third had the best looking levels and art direction.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        also the best level theming as well, and arguably the best music

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      same as snide pooper.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for someone to start seething about remakes

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spyro is one lucky dude

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I felt nostalgic one day so I downloaded Spyro Reignited Trilogy and what an utter piece of shit it is.
    Don't know if I was too young to remember but original seemed as a much better game.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >remembers game
      >downloads a different game
      >says the game he remembers doesn't live up to it

      dude, you are just a moron, everyone knew the remake was dogshit

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, I was fooled.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Download RE4R
      >It's different than RE4

      WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        this post shows how moronic you people and this argument is. RE4R is a solid game and fans of the original still largely like it. Spyro is a case where it was legitimately soul-sucked. RE4R is a bit less soulful but nothing like Reignited. All of this is white noise to you because you are soulless so you can't identify these things. To you we do sound crazy because we are speaking a language you are incapable of understanding.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    dragon eggs and gemstones

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      thieves and dragonflys

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    cool skyboxes

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    *makes you hunger for fruit flavored hard candy*

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's Gushers

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        remind me to get these next time I go to the store

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's Gushers

      Brothers in arms.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always got a "candy coating over chocolate" vibe from them for some reason

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like the remakes and originals.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've played the original trilogy an autistic amount of times since I was a kid up until now being almost 30 and haven't played the remake. What's your opinion on it? The textures put me off massively, it all looks very wooden, I don't really like Toys for Bob's remakes in terms of design but how is the actual gameplay? Does it feel nicer to control or anything?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you have a massive amount of nostalgia for the originals to the point where anything deviating from them will upset you just play the originals. you're not missing out on anything by ignoring them if you have a lot of love for the original games anyways.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just 100% the first 2 remakes in a sitting each. I enjoyed them. I'd played the originals for hundreds of hours back in the day. Haven't started 3. May not because I really don't want to do the mini games. Though I suppose I don't have to 100% it.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    israeli bear

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the thread?
    I'm pretty sure this has to be the thread.
    You know what to do. Post them.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      As a bonus how many samples do you recognize from Spectatronics Distorted Reality 2

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a shame there isn't a horde of Spyro-inspired indie games like there is for Banjo or Mario64

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure there were several being made years ago and craptivision shut them down

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is wrong with the remakes? I've been interested for a while but I see people saying they're le bad but they (you) rarely bother elaborating on that. Would I miss anything by playing the remakes instead of emulating the ogs?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You would miss out on playing the ogs.
      All remakes are shit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The art direction is all over the place, this includes character and enemy designs, color theory, UI, and overall aesthetics
      >The reignited dynamic music is worse (and the original music is butchered and needs mods to be restored)
      >Flight levels have fricked controls
      >Longer loading screens
      >3's vehicles and animal companions control even worse than the original with the exception of agent 9
      If anything spyro threads are always full of detailed comparisons.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well these sure are lots of redflags. Guess I'll play the ogs instead and look for some QoL mods to install to them assuming there are any

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the music is worse

        Because some fricking literal whos are genuinely going to even remotely fricking compare to Stewart fricking Copeland in his personal fricking fugue-state-stream-of-consciousness music experimentation.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        they're fine if you've never played the originals but you are playing a soulless goyslop cashgrab. you're better off emulating the originals.

        >Remember being in those threads when someone got the game early
        Good times.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Were the flight controls fricked? I was terrible at them when younger but did most of them in a few attempts except for the one where you follow Hunter around shooting gnorcs on walls. I even did some on my very first attempt.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me its sorta the feel that everything was off. Like the lighting, the dragons, the enemies, its obviously wasnt the same as the ps1 games. yet something didnt click with me. maybe i should of played riptos rage first to soften my head

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        this has been debooonked, top spyro can move around, he remains stationary if you don't press anything

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          old is better

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >loading screen tied to actual load time, meaning it's either 25 seconds of nothing in console or you see it for half a second on PC
          >no dynamic camera angles to evoke the feeling that spyro is actually moving from place to place
          >no animation of gems flying from the counter to the game totals
          even the GBA games did this better, for fricks sake

          ?t=1965

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're fine if you've never played the originals but you are playing a soulless goyslop cashgrab. you're better off emulating the originals.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Typical soulless remake problems, and without offering any reason to play them over the originals.

      It's kind of a waste of time to go into detail as to why the remakes suck since you're basically just comparing everything in the entire game, you might as well just play it yourself and compare.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      like most remakes, their existence is completely unnecessary.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      People wouldn't have as big of an issue with them if the originals were also included as a bonus.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder why this isn't more common. Medievil is the only recent example of a remake I can think of that included the original.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only real complaint I have is that the AI and physics are tied to FPS and the game defaults to a higher FPS causing a bunch of bugs.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Playing the Spyro remakes instead of the originals is like watching the Robocop remake instead of the original

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf is that

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Quite possibly the most hamfisted political message i've ever seen in a movie.

          And they kept the fricking arm.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the first game got 90% of the dev time, second game got the other 10% and the third was outsourced, so anyone butthurt about reignited trilogy is mad that their inferior game got shafted

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The presentation was massacred.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Modernshit just can’t get any soul, even when it’s copying stuff that has it. It’s one reason remakes all look worse. There was something back then thats been lost.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The remasters were a big success according to my headcanon so where the frick is the new game? Is Crash their favorite child instead?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      In terms of sales Crash was always better so it's a safe bet.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i only consider the ps1 games to be legitimate spyro games. the rest is israelite bullshit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will say that the GBA games (except the crossover) are serviceable. Especially Adventures/Attack of the Rhynocs.
      But they are B tier at best compared with the PS1 originals. Otherwise the rest is pretty bad, yes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A Heroes Tail is a solid 7/10 game in my opinion. It just needed to be bigger and have less minigame shit.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fappable Fauns with Fat, Fappable Faunbags.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game gets boring once u realize u gotta collect and collect and collect... Very basic mechanics and easy level design makes the game a chore to finish... 100%ing it is something almost any1 can do though I'll give it that

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you guys ever get tired of autistically complaining about the same shit over and over and over for years. the franchise is dead and buried. deader than dead. crash and spyro threads have been the same coomer garbage and autistic bickering for as long as i can fricking remember. what else is there to say that hasn't been said a million times over?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is my first time in a Spyro thread. Being a le epic oldgay isn't the brag you think it is.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then why are you even here. Also, at least these two still get threads and some few people actually interested in discussing them and clarifying shit for newcomers like ITT, unlike a lot of other IPs (see megaman, klonoa, banjo, etc)

        i'm just saying maybe /vr/ would be better if all you want is the same tired circlejerk about the ps1 games while shitting on everything else relentlessly. its boring.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >same tired circlejerk
          It's the first Spyro thread I have been in still.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then why are you even here. Also, at least these two still get threads and some few people actually interested in discussing them and clarifying shit for newcomers like ITT, unlike a lot of other IPs (see megaman, klonoa, banjo, etc)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      We were having Spyro threads before Reignited was even announced. All hope was lost then. You won't crush our spirit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      When the games industry itself has effectively admitted it can't do better, instead just going for rehashing our old classics, why would we talk about anything else?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but what is the point. the franchise is dead with no signs of returning anytime soon.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you ever consider that the problem isn't that the IP is dead or that everything there is to say that "hasn't been said a million times over" isn't the case but that the something about the franchise that naturally attracts boring, autistic people that are stuck in repetition? The stereotype of "that Spyro kid" exists for a reason.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        anon you're thinking about Pokemon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm here to post funny pictures and tell people my favorite level is crystal islands from 3, if anyone brings up the demake that's their business.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based. Crystal Islands is close to being the perfect level. Beautiful scenery, hauntingly beautiful and adventurous soundtrack, the I honestly found both the slide to be fun and thought that the wacka-mole mini-game to be chaotic fun. If anything, I'm not much of a fan of the extremely basic platforming even by this series's standards but nearly everything is cool at best and tolerable at worst.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry
          Fire<sparks<ice<bubbles
          Cinder had a better elemental layout

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based. Crystal Islands is close to being the perfect level. Beautiful scenery, hauntingly beautiful and adventurous soundtrack, the I honestly found both the slide to be fun and thought that the wacka-mole mini-game to be chaotic fun. If anything, I'm not much of a fan of the extremely basic platforming even by this series's standards but nearly everything is cool at best and tolerable at worst.

        Crystal Islands really is one of the stand-outs of 3. Really captures the fantasy aesthetic, honestly more than the rest of the Midnight Mountain levels which all seemed a bit strange as a whole. I can't quite place them, but they always felt off in the grand scheme of things.
        Also helps Crystal Islands had a spooky vibe in appearance and music that felt like Dark Passage.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spyro is unironically kino because of its subtle, coming-of-age theme.

    The first game is very simple; big, scary-looking ugly guy who seethes with envy at your beautiful, elite master dragon race wrecks shit and you stop him. Why is he such an butthole and what was the exact thing he did that got him banished? Who knows but the dragons appear to treat him with nothing but sneering contempt.

    Second game has Spyro taken out of his little bubble and put into a world with different cultures with their own complicated geo-political conflicts. Again, Spyro's just a kid that wants to get home and frick around at Dragon Shores so he shoots first and doesn't even ask questions later as a means of accomplishing his goal. Here he also meets Ripto, another bad guy who clearly has issues stemming from abuse he's suffered in the past but who cares about any of that? He's the bad guy so save the day and kick his butt.

    Third game is where it gets more complicated. Although the Sorceress is undisputedly heinous, she is nonetheless the third person in the franchise that has a bone to pick with the seemingly benevolent dragons and banishes them from their homeland as a result of a falling out in which the exact details remain a mystery. Although this time around Spyro has grown accustomed to interacting with and befriending all walks of life, there's still an element of innocence to him that plays a big part in the overall theme of the series and especially this game. People have complained relentlessly that Spyro never interacts with the Sorceress and we're given no indication that he's discovered her true intentions that revolve around launching an infanticide against his kind. In the end, Spyro is used as weapon against her by all of the older characters who know the truth but neglect telling him as a way from him to get the job done and retain his innocence for she is just another baddie to torch. From fighting typical bullies to battling against the depraved establishment.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spyro was born with fire in his ass and used as a unwittingly pawn and weapon for the Elder Dragons

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Bianca, and also sex with the Sorceress.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reignited ruined any discussion about the franchise more than Subways ever could have hoped for

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that she's unlockable starting today and that she's a blocker. Hopefully meaning that she's a tanky healer.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit you're right

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >early access
        >for a stillborn meme game with no people playing
        excuse me

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like gliding and charging haha

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sandwich lizzer is CUTE

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never got into Spyro. I was more of a Crash guy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i was always under the impression that most people that likes one also likes the other.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick it, gonna buy and download CTR just for Elora.
    God help me.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've unlocked her bros..... I'm so happy...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't take much to unlock her, just 3 matches

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not that the remakes are horrible. They're alright. But it's like, so loudly obvious that they took way too many aesthetic liberties pointlessly and ended up with way worse than they could have.
    They're not bad, they're annoying.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ass

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    rumble is fricking hard

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      But is it fun?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah despite me sucking I'm having fun lol

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I tried to play on the free weekends but didn't bother when you had to make an account. Honestly if it ever goes on sale (or goes on Steam) I'd for sure grab it. Seemed like a decent time.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of creature do you think Spyro is?

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    spyro music kinda sounds like ai, it's so fricking generic and half assed.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked ETD, cool for its time
    Wouldnt touch it today tho

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      she has an actual model now instead of looking like a crackhead, dare I say that she looks good even

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't just add a leaf in front, but they carefully obstructed her butt now too. Go to hell, TfB, you fricking prude killjoys.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder why we never got a Spyro 4 like we did a Crash 4?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't care because the old team is dead and I don't want some fake gay pajeet game

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A hypothetical Spyro 4 would probably pull a Tawna on Elora.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Worse, they already expressed interest in bringing back Cynder. All those weird deviantart furgays and bronies would love it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly Cynder wasn't that bad.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cynder could work if she was retooled a bit. Lose that anklet and redesign her to fit with classic Spyro and you've got a potential second protagonist that a Spyro 4 could benefit from. You also reminded me that the elemental breaths in EtD were wasted on that game.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Toys for Bob needs to go broke. I don't want to see any more of their abortions.

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually liked The Legend of Spyro trilogy. At the very least it tried something different rather than aping the PS1 trilogy's success.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I forced myself through the first game and honestly regret playing it. It's so boring: run down a hallway, mash buttons at enemies, repeat. Story was just you're le chosen one. Cynder was cool I guess.
      Tried the second game, looks like more of the same so I didn't get very far.
      I want to play the third game sometime, I heard it was a big improvement over the other two.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The entirety of the LOZ can be summed up as "What if Frodo Baggins was a dragon?" Even has its own dragon Sauron who mentally torments him throughout the journey.

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Releases on October 23, 2018!
    Man, even beyond the terrible aesthetic and visual changes, a part of me will forever hate the remasters for causing Activision C&D multiple promising looking fangames (Myth's Awaken, Spring Savannah, Dream Nexus). The latter one being just weeks away from release

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      As of not very long ago this guy had an unlisted video on his channel and in the comments they were still working on spring savannah secretly but it's impossible to view it now

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sound Sparx makes picking up gems has lived in my brain for 20 years.

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enter the Dragonfly was great and I'm tired of people shitting on it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop, only Sonic can get away with statements like that.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      meds

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