Lies of P

So why do From Software gays hate this game so much? It's genuinelly good. More of that thing they love so much, except the graphics actually feel current gen and the PC port isn't a framerate capped pile of dogshit. Is it out of some sort of brand loyalty?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hit enemy with big weapon
    >They don't go flying backwards on death
    simple as

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the weapons are amazing though. the movesets and weapon arts are better than in anything you'll find in souls or Elden Ring. I also like the stagger system. the parry system still confuses me, thogh. maybe you need to hold it longer? not tap it, like in Sekiro? I'm still pretty mid at perfect parries, depite being close to beating the game at this point, kek. I just heal chip damage by being agressive and trading hits, like in Bloodborne.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You need to hold it to parry, yeah

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pretty mid
        It's always the babby zoom zooms with the wildly dogshit taste/opinions

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm 27, so I'm technically still a zoomer, yes.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            geriatric looking ass

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be honest with you, I haven played it because
    > SoULsLiKe
    > ripping off Bloodborne vibe
    > public domain IP for the setting
    > enemies are automatons
    It all just reeks of a soulless knock-off devoid of anything creative. Then I learned it's a Korean game so it all made sense. Still have it on my wishlist and plan on getting it eventually.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was shocked at how good it ended up being. And it has some really good ideas of its own. The boss fights especially feel great because you are forced to use every tool in the shed to survive and win it. Parry, dodge, trading hits, chasing staggers, weapon arts. You'll need to use all of that shit if you want to make it through this game. No roll spam and R1 here. The only way of cheesing the game is summons, which are really overpowered. So I'd recomend avoiding those. Just don't give up at the Cathedral. It's the only level in the game that's actual cancer and it's like the 3rd level in the game. It made me think the game was going to start dropping off at that point, but it actually picks right back up again.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll try to keep it in mind, thanks. I do want to try it out because I don't think I've encountered a single substantial negative opinion

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's the first good game Korea has ever made

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Public domain IP
      Exaggerated but mostly true. It's actually a FUSION of Pinnochio with Asimovs law of robotics with Gnostic themes sprinkled in.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, yeah, I forgot the protagonist looking like Timothee Chalamet also smells of lack of creativity

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's better than Palslop.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's Palslop?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea why fromdrones hate it.
    The combat is extremely fricking satisfying and fast. All the weapons are unique and reward different playstyles.
    Perfect blocks are a great feature. Weapon swapping is also a great feature. The level design is a little average, but the boss fights, atmosphere, OST, and combat all make up for that.
    Also it's not too long or too short to replay. I fricking loved it and I've been a souls fanboy since demon's came out on the ps3.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will Fromsoft ever catch up to current gen graphics and fix their framerate or will they suffer like Game Freak and keep making the same mistakes but getting worse over time?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      "current gen graphics" are a meme, Elden Ring and Sekiro look more than good enough. Even Bloodborne still holds up.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    since when do fromgays hate it
    pretty much everyone I've seen said it's very good but extremely derivative (but so are from games at this point so who cares)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should have seen the threads when the game came out. Every single one got derailed by at least one From schizo sperging out. Calling everyone that likes the game a Korean, kek.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like he could see through the marketing. All korean marketing is the same.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was you wasn't it? lol

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i dont remember that but I didn't look at many of the threads bc a lot of them were typical IT'S OVER FOR FROMSOFT nonsense bait

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    NG+ is dogshit

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The protagonist looks like a gay.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >So why do From Software gays hate this game so much?
    But I love this game

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't hate it, it's just not as good as a lot of the wiener gobblers claim it is.
    t. finished it pre-patch.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lies in P

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate it because it has denuvo

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's made by asiatics and not their superior thousand-folded Fromshitware
    >protagonist is a twink, no character creator
    >muh multiplayer
    >muh pvp
    That's literally it.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it has better combat than any of the fromsoft games and actually feels good to play.
    It's just moronic fanboyism.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played every souls game except ds3 and I like it

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like most FROM games.

    I liked this one a lot. I thought it had excellent combat that took a lot of good lessons from FROM games and smashed them together in a way that works, and even ended up having kind of a touching if silly story. I feel almost bad for having played through it for 1 dollar.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >So why do From Software gays hate this game so much?
    Korean marketers tried being korean when marketing it.
    Protip - people outside korea aren't pederasts and trying to link your fanbase to it is what ruined its hopes of being something.

    That is the real answer on why the marketing failed.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Protip - people outside korea aren't pederasts and trying to link your fanbase to it is what ruined its hopes of being something.
      Every single Elden Ring DLC thread is infested with pederasts spamming their Miquela thirst folder.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Like the post above you mentions you are confusing discord trannies with anons.
        People avoided this game because only pedophiles were talking about it.
        Femcels are pedarasts, people don't want to play a game with a fanbase of pedophilic women. There is nothing there for a non-pedophile.

        It was you wasn't it? lol

        Nope. Last time I went hard on koreans was Dark and Darker. My little brother is korean lol.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rollin, rollin rollin, keep them doggies rollin, keep that slop a sloppin, goy-hiiide!

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't like the setting
    the enemies are boring and uninspired
    the protagonist looks dumb
    on-rails corridor-crawling soulslikes are obsoleted
    i'm sure the mechanics are stellar or whatever but i'm shit at games anyway so i wouldn't know

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've only heard From fans praise it
    maybe you're confusing the discordtroony raids with actual criticism

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to play as a twink. SMTV is the only game that did it right.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Understandable, but you get a full body costume half an hour in

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >So why do From Software gays hate this game so much?
    Who are you quoting, you lying fricking Black person?

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    man even the hud looks like bloodbornes
    koreans have no shame

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the graphics are actually good
    If you think lying pnis looks better than elden ring then you're a straight up moron shrimple as

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was good but I hate the feeling of fighting puppets. Their animations are too jerky and hitting them isn't satisfying because they barely react. It's so lame compared to sawing up werewolves in Bloodborne

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the frick are you on?
    most people praise this game as the best soulsclone on the market, including me.

    but endgame fricking sucks

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw a lot of hate when it came out

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        name 1 game that doesn't get a lot of hate on release on Ganker

        protip: you can't

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fromgay here

    it's better than bloodbornethers,ds2 and ds3 but not the o

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, it does lack a bit of polish in certain areas, but it's really good. Honestly almost as good as Bloodborne.

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