Lies of P

Yes, you can now play it for free. Enjoy, PirateChads.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soulsdrone here, hows it compare to those games??

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, I suck at both. but I'm enjoying it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It shits all over fromslop.
      The jank is gone and combat feels far smoother and more varied.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey asiaticshill, just passing by to tell you I'll never play your asiatictrash just because of your aggressive shilling. Have a nice day.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your loss.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lies of P is a fun game, has some good bosses and fun combat (kind of like a cross between Sekiro combat and maybe DS3 or BB). It's basically inferior to the Souls games in every way, but it's still a good game and definitely worth playing if you like the FromSoft format.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's kino

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tutorial interrupts you right in the middle of the action
        wow great game design you got there troony asiatic shill with none of the subtlety of souls games
        have a nice day

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >every button layed out on the screen
        >tutorials mid combat
        who is the target audience of this game again?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tutorials bad
          the buttons go away literally 5 seconds after this

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        something just seems off about this game, the HUD and stiff combat and shit... reminds me of like The Surge 2

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's a low quality knock-off, what did you expect

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sekiro > lies of p = bloodborne > ds1 > ds3 > des > ds2 = elden dogshit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sekishit over Lies of P
        Weeb detected.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah no homosexual, no game on the planet touches sekiro

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah no homosexual, no game on the planet touches sekiro

          Sekiro is very good, but so are the Souls games and ER.

          Don't compare it with this trash.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for confirming you have horrible taste, anon. Now I know immediately to ignore what you have to say

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          nta but I think his ranking is correct if you judge the games by their gameplay
          Bloodborne and especially Sekiro just feel better to move around and fight in than the other souls games. And Lies of P was right in the middle. It's a good ranking in my eyes.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >if you judge the games by their gameplay
            How is ER below any of the souls games then? Thematically, maybe, but in terms of gameplay, ER has DS smoked. You can jump, ride a mount, and respec. That Black person is clearly a contrarian troll since it's especially telling that he ranked Demon's Souls higher that DS2 and ER.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Consult the Official Ganker-approved Souslike Chart

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Id put elden ring and dark souls 3 covers higher

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Code Vein is S

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Code Vein is in T for "Tranime Garbage"

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's good cause animu
            moronic autist

            filtered hard

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's good cause animu
          moronic autist

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        add GRIME, put into A
        add Salt and Sacrifice, put into FRICKING F FRICK YOU GAY MONSTER HUNTER TRASH

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Salt and Sacrifice
          Not a soulslike

          Also, Im reluctant when it comes to adding 2d games (unless theyre literally 2d dark souls like salt and sacntuary) since it opens the floodgates to adding Hollow Knight and other games like that, which really arent soulslikes

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            GRIME is a souls-like metroidvania hybrid. it actually does the 'frick i need a fricking bonfire so bad' feeling better than fromsoft has since DeS/DS1. it also has a very restrictive stamina system, and pacing and especially bosses are very souls-like. but then it has metroidvania stuff but that's mostly for map traversal

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Salt and Sacrifice is fantastic. Sequel is garbage though.

            GRIME is a souls-like metroidvania hybrid. it actually does the 'frick i need a fricking bonfire so bad' feeling better than fromsoft has since DeS/DS1. it also has a very restrictive stamina system, and pacing and especially bosses are very souls-like. but then it has metroidvania stuff but that's mostly for map traversal

            Grime is autistic metroidvania mod tier.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would say it's
        >this
        P between DS2 and DS, Mortal Shell below Demon's, and Elden Cringe not even on this list because it's so bad.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >red box demon's souls
          fake fan.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know that ''real'' FS fans are buying 3 versions of that game (Asian, EU, US) so they can get 3 platinums, but I'm not one of them.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        sekiro is not a soulslike

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hated dark souls but love nioh 1 and 2. if lies of P is between nioh 1 and 2 I will try it for sure. thanks.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly its a good list, but u feel sekiro is way too high considering how limited the rpg elements are.
        Wtf is dolmen anyway?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Putting Sekiro as your favorite Souls pretty much means you see 0 value in level design, customization or build variety. Game nailed the basic feel of the combat but failed redundantly or ignored those aspects.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Official Ganker-approved
        no

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically pretty good list

        Much better than I expected from unwashed plebians like most of you here

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know what's worse. Making a list of games and claiming it's Ganker approved when people didn't even heard about half of those games, or replying to own post and claim it's a good list.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Reading your post was the worst of it all for sure, i want my time refunded

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >first Surge that high
        >second Surge that low
        homie cmon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In terms of setting it pales compared to Fromsoft but that’s just a given. Fromsoft are unmatched when it comes to world designs those frickers aren’t normal. However in terms of everything the Hamas is really good. Fantastic weapon system, QOL npc side quests. Great OST. Combat feels smooth and weighty without the clunk of Souls likes made by lesser devs. Enemy variety is on par with Fromsoft. Bosses are fricking amazing and some are hard as shit. Graphically game look really good. Sound design is also really good. Game is linear but I don’t think it detract from the level design. But it’s very obvious the devs were being conservative. It’s an 8/10 game but if you like rollslop it gets boosted to 9/10.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Level design that makes Nioh look like DS1. Combat that makes BB look like <insert whatever game you insist is extremely high skill (probably Ninja Gaiden because you're a gay) here>. A story that has tons of NPCs talking at you, and manages to avoid the most interesting subplots for a shitty title drop from a boss who was a big nothing. It's honestly pretty mid but people are hot for the twink and overall Korean aesthetic.

      Consult the Official Ganker-approved Souslike Chart

      >Nioh above C tier, Nioh 2 above C tier, Lies of P above C tier, original Demon's Souls below A tier
      Christ, not even Ganker has that bad of taste, you must be bait.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're like a half-step away from being on the same level as Souls and Nioh, the timing has just a liiiiiiiittle jank sometimes.
      Other than that, they straight up mog From's perception of the "Dex" build.
      The rapier, the knife, the rocket glaive, there are shitloads of fantastic looking dex weapons that have fantastic movesets. Starting with the rapier was both the best and worst mistake I ever made, because while I love it more than any weapon in Souls, it also made me ignore the blade swapping system almost completely. I'd only swap handles to frick around, before deciding I ultimately preferred the rapier.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not quite as good as sekiro but it's my second favorite souls game based purely on mechanics and I've been playing these games since DeS.

      It has quality animations on par with fromsoft which is something no other copycat has pulled off. It has amazingly thoughtful mechanics and systems that quite frankly shit all over ER and every other fromsoft game that isn't sekiro. Even the bloodborne rally is better implemented because it has much longer windows of recovery.

      It doesn't have the sense of exploration and environmental artistry that fromsoftware games have. ER in particular as the pinnacle of exploration and bloodborne the pinnacle of environment aesthetics.

      TL;DR: It's clear strengths are mechanics and animations. It's clear weaknesses are level design and aesthetic scope.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's like Sekiro but you get prostetic arms that do crazy shit.

      well so far it's decent. Responsive combat, runs stupidly well
      not feeling much in the way of atmosphere / originality though and level design is non-existent, but i'm only 4 hours in
      people that rated this on the same level as bloodborne / sekiro etc deserve public flagellation, 10 lashings minimum

      >not feeling the atmosphere yet
      Just wait until the white lady fight

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >roll spam but now you play a twinkoid
    bravo nolan

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >roll spam
      Actually morons will tell you to parry every time.
      But I suck at it and I've made it 70% into the game just rolling anyways.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That image was a joke at one point.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Game is literally unplayable without a mod that hide this homosexual face

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're just a homosexual in denial.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go suck your twinky wiener

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Me? Why? I'm too busy looking at Sophia's tiddies.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >immediately thinks about sucking bags of dicks
            Yea, you're gay anon.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            gay.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you mean using a mask? that are available ingame?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah they all look like shit, game has cool hats but look very out of place on this twink

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OK. I'm still not playing it though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why? Do you perhaps you enjoy being a homo?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd rather not play soulless souls ripoff asiatic garbage.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's no homosexuality or Black folk in it, I don't know what you're complaining about.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            homie main character is a twink and promote femhood

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm attracted to any male that is slightly feminine
              I think the issue might be you.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    PIRATEBlack folk DESERVE NOTHING

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't know, started it and character moves like a sack of potatoes
    first boss repeast 3 attacks one after another, in one cycle

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      First boss is supposed to teach you to parry

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >parry
        Yeah never playing this. They've had over a decade to copy souls and they do not get it at all.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does anyone care about the opinions of pirates who didnt spend any money on a game
    They dl a game, go "that guys moustache is wrong" and delete the game because the is worth zero to them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. coping homosexual

      If anything, pirates would be less biased because no sunk cost fallacy from buying the game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What does a pirate saying "this game is/isnt worth the asking price of zero" mean to you?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >this game isnt worth the asking price of zero
          Means it's beyond shit.
          >this game is worth the asking price of zero
          Only ever used ironically as "it's alright I suppose, might as well play it if it's free".
          Also don't pretend like pirates are incapable of evaluating the game with an assumption that you have you pay the full price. Reviewers do that all the time despite the fact that they usually get game codes for free.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            In game discussions the underlying fact that the participants paid money for the product is huge for discussion quality

            All the 3rd world shitters, poorgays, teenagers who are inherently low value add participants are filtered. The grifters who just want to talk about /misc/ shit are filtered since they're not going to bother to pay for a game.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              see

              I bought Fallout 4 and that was shit.
              I pirated Starfield and that was shit too.
              A shit game is a shit game, either pirating or buying it doesn't change that.

              You fricking moron.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                See

                In game discussions the underlying fact that the participants paid money for the product is huge for discussion quality

                All the 3rd world shitters, poorgays, teenagers who are inherently low value add participants are filtered. The grifters who just want to talk about /misc/ shit are filtered since they're not going to bother to pay for a game.

                You're the person people want less of in video game discussions.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you implying either of those games were good?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What matters is the people who play and enjoy games want to discuss them with likeminded people without shitters who bring up repetitive no brainer "critique" that everyone already knows about.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm still not sure how this disqualifies pirates from taking part in the discussion.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just press downvote button when you see such "critique".

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even if Starfield is shit you're not qualified to pass the judgement because you haven't paid for that. In fact Steam should put weights on reviews based on how much they've paid:
                > paid base version price
                > your review counts as just 1
                > paid deluxe edition price
                > your review counts as 3
                > paid deluxe edition plus season pass price
                > your review counts as 5
                > paid deluxe edition plus season pass price plus bought microtransactions
                > your review counts as 10
                That would finally make reviews fair.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are actually brain damaged.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >In game discussions the underlying fact that the participants paid money for the product is huge for discussion quality
              no it's not. price has no bearing on quality

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh frick off.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bought Fallout 4 and that was shit.
      I pirated Starfield and that was shit too.
      A shit game is a shit game, either pirating or buying it doesn't change that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >forced to enjoy something because you paid for it
      sounds like massive cope

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good game my only complain is level design sucks, protagonist is ugly and including both parry and dodge

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's already free on game pass, moron.
    Why would I play your unpatched and crypto miner infested version?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cracking it before the DLC/definitive edition is out
    Waste of effort

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't cracked, the devs just accidentally released a non denuvo version.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit awesome. Will be playing when I finish P3R

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    not impressed so far, everything is cheap and low quality

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    very impressed so far, everything is detailed and high quality

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, if you have no standards and no taste
      basically, south korean quality

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    midly impressed so far, everything is middling and medium quality

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop shilling this korean slop, frickers.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was joseph andersons goty of 2023

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sound israeli, would kill.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          what if his family is from sweden?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's a somalian?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              no hes from canada

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice. He beat Furi, which 95% of Ganker could not.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Furi (and Eldest Souls) filtered me. I just don't like games where you fight only bosses.
          >b-b-but synthwave OST
          No.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Eldest Souls
            is that a joke name for a game or what
            >latest souls game
            >elden ring = eldest souls

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, it really is a game. Just like Souldiers.
              SOULdiers.
              SOUL DIE rs

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The starting STR greatsword with the parry fable art is so cheesy holy shit

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pirated game is the baby nerfed version
    Bummer. Not playing Lies of P until there's a confirmed way to downgrade the updates on the cracked game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anime cuck porn fan is also poor and a beggar
      lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shoulda joined game pass when it came out.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >downloaded the game and gamepass on September 30
        >played for a few hours, reach king of puppets, get filtered, put game down and go to sleep
        >wake up
        >download update
        >oh no
        >beat KoP and romeo first try

        I felt angry

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was lucky, I guess. The patch for Xbox version came out last; I actually managed to 1000G it just few hours before the update. Hence why I had to film it as a proof.
          >date, filename

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Based

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek this honky ass cracka really recorded a video just to prove he beat a video game lmaooooo

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based

        I like the zoom in on the version number to make sure everyone sees its the pre-patched version

        Or at least i assume its the prepatched version since who the frick remembers what the number was before they nerfed whole bunch of bosses

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          prepatch was like 1.0.0.0 or 1.0.0.3 or something. forget what the release version was
          and it wasn't significantly harder or anything, just a few things were arguably overtuned

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well apparently they cut archbishops hp in first phase like in half, also manus is a lot less tanky p1

            Idk tho since i beat it when it came out (12 inch caucsian dick here too btw)

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            1.1.2.0 was the original version, game became soulless starting from 1.2.0.0
            Normalgay casuals like you and

            [...]
            I like the zoom in on the version number to make sure everyone sees its the pre-patched version

            Or at least i assume its the prepatched version since who the frick remembers what the number was before they nerfed whole bunch of bosses

            lapped it up. News flash: you didn't beat the game if you played the nerfed version of lies of P after September 2023.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              i beat the game on gamepass which had a delayed patch release, gaygit
              game isn't hard either way

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Patch (nerf) version is 1.2.0.0
          https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1627720/view/3709334211503505875

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wouldn't it technically be possible to download the files for the 1.1.2.0 version on steam and use them to fix the cracked version? I really don't want to play Lies of P: reddit edition

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Technically, the best you could do it
              >borrow the console and game
              >if the person who borrowed you the console hasn't played the game, play it offline so you won't download the patch
              >if the person who borrowed you the console has downloaded the patch, format his drive
              🙂

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I already could like 3 months ago.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the hate elden ring gets on this website is so fricking weird. you could think it comes from unironic discord troons and a few zoomers trying to fit in... anyway lies of P is also a very good game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      projecting troony

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker and reddit have so much in common, both consist of hive mind moron who repeat same thing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And how do you know that? Unless you go to ruddit often...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why would life long dark souls fans hate their series being turned into zoomer-worshipped open world slop??
      it's shit , die (with the space before dying, i want you to contemplate it)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of shills are extremely unhinged and get really angry at people liking the competition whatever that currently is. Palworld being a more recent example.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ER deserves some pushback. Fromsoft has made games with better mechanics in the past than ER. Input reading AI is so fricking lame as a design decision. It's not difficult, in fact it is easier because you know you have the ability to manipulate the ai into an action whenever you want. That makes the enemies seem far less threatening and interesting and way more gamey and immersion breaking.

      I fricking hate the input buffer. Holy. Fricking. Shit. It feels so terrible to play with. Even the absurd hesitation animation windows don't feel as bad as buffered inputs. I'm not asking for roll spam cancel so you get a ds3 boss fight situation. I'm asking for a middle ground of block canceling. Sekiro let you cancel anything into a parry. At least let us cancel into a block. Frick.

      But of course there things ER does better than any other souls game and game in general. The exploration and world of ER is unmatched.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Redpill me on the Denuvoless version, does it have the latest version or is it an early buggy build?
    I was planning on burning a whole dollar on the goyimpass version

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cracker wasted thier time pirating a twink ass game, lost judgement should pirated instead of this piece of shit

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I mod this game now pirated?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The same way you mod a bought copy, moron.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Currently playing it, not bad bloodborne clone

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i...avenge...my friends...
      watchman's lore is really sad :<

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Vigilante desechado

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i...avenge...my friends...
      watchman's lore is really sad :<

      Remember when redditors were insisting that if you squint your eyes hard enough you can read those jumbled letters

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick are you talking about? you can read all of them if you pay attention, the shapes are clear

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like distorted moonrunes to me.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        But you can. Didn't even take a week before people figured out the written text before any NG+. He was proven right by the time the game released.

        Proof:

        You should get your eyes checked

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like distorted moonrunes to me.

        But you can. Didn't even take a week before people figured out the written text before any NG+. He was proven right by the time the game released.

        Proof:

        You should get your eyes checked

        >didn't even take a week
        Didnt even take a week of the Lies of P demo being up on steam*

        Really if you couldn't read the text you need to get your eyes checked.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bought gamepass literally 2 days ago for lies of P
    >download speed is between 10 - 15MB/s
    >gamepass is laggy, save files are difficult to access and I can't even play the game offline
    >decide to torrent the game out of spite today
    >90 MB/s download speed
    >installation takes one minute
    >it's the game, save files are easy to recognize and backup + no internet connection needed

    This is the last time I try to get a product the legitimate way. Lesson learned.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >post patch
    you will never beat the game, secondaries

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone help an unironic moron? I bought another arm (I think) but I can't equip any other than the first one. What am I doing wrong? I genuinely think I have brain damage.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to craft arm on bench where you meet that inventor guy with his butler

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, that's where I am. The first screenshot is the craft screen. Do I have to unlock everything before being able to equip it?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you have required plug, you only need one upgrade to use it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well it's not showing up then

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              you change it from the stargazer

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah m8 I still only see one arm.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You can now play a twink for free!
    How is this supposed to be useful ?

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking based, im glad i didnt fold and spend 60 bucks on it. about to play it on Linux rn

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cool now I can see if it's shit or not finally.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to enjoy the wave of people reaching dominatrix Thor, b***hing, then just being told to parry and nothing else.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I consider Green Mosnter to be the hardest boss in the game. In fact, I hate parrying every big enemy in this game.
      Laxativa isn't that hard.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Green Monster is only bad because his hit box is stupid and he runs all over the arena like a moron. Just really isn't fun at all.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Green monster became easy as soon as I realized that you are expected to run from it 80% of the time in the second phase.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I legitimately cheated to get past this boss (summoned).
      I don't understand how second phase works. She just dashes around me and randomly stabs me in the ass. Even with a summon it took me a couple of tries, since mf just dies instantly most of the time.

      The rest of the game is fine, although Romeo was a difficulty spike as well with his moronic 10 hit or whatever combo chain that you can't outrun.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        TL;DR: Parry.
        >Flies up in the air?
        Parry/block repeatedly.
        After that, it just comes down to memorizing her attack combos and blocking/parrying as many as possible.
        Also, break her shield in first phase by striking her back a lot.
        Phase 1, you should actually either use parry as little as possible or do nothing but parries, cause if you break the weapon, she goes straight to phase 2.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Romeo was a difficulty spike
        If i remember correctly you can simply step to the left

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Laxasia is the most fun fight in the game, I still don't get the complaining.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw I just fought Bane

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fighting the White Lady outside of the opera house while Fascination plays as her boss music is one of the most kino moments I've ever experienced in a Souls game.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >see Lies of P updated
    >they added a new unique weapon and new clothes for the hell of it in a Wo Long cross promo
    based devs. This is the second or third time they’ve just thrown in some new shit for funsies. You love to see it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wo Long cross promo
      don't care. that game was a shit show.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t really care about that game either but it’s still cool to get a new weapon out of the blue

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That moment when you realise that Mad Donkey is not actually mad.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what weapon did you all use to play through the game?

    I used Etiquette, the Booster Glaive, the Twin Dragon Sword, and the Proof of Humanity for NG+.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used Big Wrench with (I think) Dancer handle. But on fresh NG I realised that blade for starting STR class is decent so I stick with that, though I can't remember which handle I used.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just using every variety of STR and got the true ending with the saw.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I went Motivity in general, once I realized that the handle only determines the moveset, I stuck with the dancer's curved sword or whatever it was called and put whatever the biggest blade I had at the time

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice. Already played it on a free game pass trial but it was actually really good. Enjoy, pirateGODS.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hair grows for no reason
    Fricking based.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >for no reason
      Brainlet.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >asiatic trash
    lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >steamcharts
      lol

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Feel free to post something, anything else? I bet this asiatic copycat is already sold 10 million copies huh?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Post the Game Pass numbers.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Feel free to post something, anything else?
            You don't know how to read or something, imbecile?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I can, you're the one obsessed with numbers, so surely you have those readily available. You wouldn't be so stupid as to post numbers from only one source, right?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have this though https://www.fromsoftware.jp/ww/pressrelease_detail.html?tgt=20230926_sekiro_salesdata
                What about your asiatic of Pee?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you refuse to post the numbers. At least you're being honest that you're disingenuous.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I already posted Sekiro number though?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                [...]
                Why is this Softie seething?

                Uh Oh! asiatic trannies gonna be so mad

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why asiatics are so mad about Elden Ring or any fromsoft game in general?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Rented video game 1 buck for 30 days
            lol did you seriously thinking people care about this trash on gamepass or what?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Feel free to post something, anything else? I bet this asiatic copycat is already sold 10 million copies huh?

      lol

      Why is this Softie seething?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry about him, he's a bit touched in the head. He's like our funny little mascot character for Lies of P threads.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got to the fight with the furry larper and haven’t touched it since. It seemed interesting but idk the story didn’t grip me which isn’t a big deal usually, but it is when you’re competing against the gameplay of other souls, it’s all that’s left to differentiate yourself in the market.

    Why is dark souls 1 the best souls ever?

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried it. I was mid. Just anohter
    >muh boss fights!
    but bloated HP, gimmicky, OP bosses that have been all to cliche over the past 30 years

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      stick to assassins creed

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The level design is really fricking shitfire, random shortcut because lel dark soul. Man, even Nioh 2 had better level design than this. Game get boring real fast and they're copied so many things from From games even bad things, its kind of eyesore

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >level design
      Play genuinely better games for that like Mario or Donkey Kong
      What the frick do you need level design for in a souls game. It's literally the worst aspect of the games in every iteration except Sekiro

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then why the frick are you even played souls game for? Why not played better action game with better combat like MH or M&B?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know I liked the setting and the boss designs
          I prefer monster hunter pre world for the gameplay too. I'm just moronic and autistic (diagnosed)

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Frick off moron, what a wasted of oxygen. This asiatic shit bootleg level design is a fricking dumpster filled with dog shit, and the combat is fricking ass like every soul shit

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >asiatic
              pretty sure you're moronic. why? because you're trying to be racist and can't even use the right terminology... hence you obviously suffer from Trisomy 21
              >Nips
              Japanese
              >asiatics
              South East Asian (aka Vietnamese)
              >Chinks
              Chinamen
              >Koreans
              Slants
              If you're gonna be racist, at least get it right

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                miguk (미국) mean me asiatic, you fricking asiatic wiener sucker

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can I recommend the word Bats for Chinese people? You know, because of Covid bat soup.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's more racist to not recognize that they are different at all. They're all just asiatics to me.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                fricking asiatic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick are you even talking about? Souls level design is top tier. I usually shit on Elden Ring but its legacy dungeons had great level design

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    my tip: just cheat engine yourself more cranks. Once you get into the midgame you start getting a bunch of weapons with different movesets you can mix and match, but there are only a limited number of cranks per playthrough so you might get fricked for experimenting.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a few hours into it, just beat the lightning boss.
    I have a question about perfect parrying.
    Which is better
    >to only tap block as the enemy attack is about to land
    >to hold block continuously and quickly tap it again as the enemy attack is about to land
    I'm seeing conflicting reports.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The real answer is not to play shit games bloated with artificial difficulty.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tapping the block button into holding
        t.ESL

        >to only tap block as the enemy attack is about to land
        It's this, but you have to actually hold the button. It's not like sekiro where a simple tap does the trick, it's as [...] says.

        Ok thanks lads.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tapping the block button into holding
      t.ESL

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >to only tap block as the enemy attack is about to land
      It's this, but you have to actually hold the button. It's not like sekiro where a simple tap does the trick, it's as

      Tapping the block button into holding
      t.ESL

      says.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I don't like this game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron. Don't go right, jump diagonally as you're running on the beam to avoid getting hit, that guy dies in two hits.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dumb game didn't even tell me I can jump until the part 5 minutes after this lmao.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >didn't puppet string the enemy off the ledge
      legitimate skill issue

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can't puppet string big enemies like him I know because I tried did you even play the game?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          skill
          issue

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dies in 1 termite throw if you are lucky, 2 if you are not

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this area is cancer, but it's thankfully the first and last of its kind.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I like this game.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't get into any these fricking souls like games I get a few hours in and get bored because it's basically just an endless boss rush mode with some cheap enemies inbetween, the genre would vastly improve if they put in some towns inbetween like in my rpgs to break up the monotony.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah they're pretty unapologetically pure combat games. At most you'll get a hub to talk to a few NPCs
      Unfortunately I don't really know any games like you described, that would have Souls gameplay but a proper RPG world

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the game would be vastly improved if they moved away from the
      >muh artificially difficult
      boss fights
      been getting the same shit for 30 fricking years.
      >follow story
      >muh boss fight
      >pick up on storyline
      >muh boss fight
      >continue with story
      >muh boss fight
      enough is enough. are devs so creatively bankrupt this tired old trope is all the can come up with?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elden Ring would've been the perfect chance to add something like this with the open world. Closest we got was the fricking pot village lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's definitely not for everyone and that's ok. What YOU actually want is, if I'm not mistaken, is just a regular RPG but with Souls combat. Right?

      I, for example, would like to have a game like (older) Fallout, isometric views, post-apocalyptic, where most actions would depend on cards you draw. Cards would represent weapons, ammo, consumables etc. (so basically, you would find an ammo card on a body, not ammo, if you get what I mean), and the game would have autosave instead of manual so you wouldn't be able to reload over and over and over when you frick up.

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I really like this game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I like this game.

      PC was a mistake.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        PC was the salvation of humanity.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i agree, but we've come too far to stop now.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are the mistake

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what was that other soulslike game about a sword wielding warrior with a mechanical arm

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Surge, maybe?

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is its protagonist so hideous?
    >inb4 b-b-b-b-b-b-but you can put on a mask!!!
    No, I want to play a MAN, not a twink. I don't want to have to hide the fact that my character is a twink by using a mask.

    This game I am certain would have sold 1-2 million copies more if it had a character creator.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nowhere is it stated that P likes men or is a gay in any kind of way. Knowing that should be enough for any heterosexual man to stop caring.
      Unless...?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao, go play Elden Ring and you can stare at the ass of your bara fantasy daddy for 300 hours

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is P, aka Pinocchio, not a Rambo-lookalike
      Is this a joke question?

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how "accidental" was this "accidental" commit
    seems too good to be true, I don't trust it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idk, the devs are based and already made all the sales they need, now they're driving up DLC hype.

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont want to play

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played it last month. My boss death rankings:

    >23 Tries
    Romeo, King of Puppets

    >20 Tries
    Scrapped Watchman

    >16 Tries
    Laxasia the Complete

    >15 Tries
    Green Monster of the Swamp

    >13 Tries
    Black Rabbit Brotherhood round 2

    >12 Tries
    Eldest of the Black Rabbit Brotherhood

    >10 Tries
    Door Guardian

    >8 Tries
    Fallen Archbishop Andreas
    Mad Clown Puppet

    >6 Tries
    King's Flame, Fuoco

    >5 Tries
    Manus, Arm of God

    >4 Tries
    Mad Donkey

    >3 Tries
    Parade Master
    Owl Doctor

    >2 Tries
    Champion Victor
    Walker of Illusions
    Nameless Puppet

    >1 Try
    Puppet of the Future
    Survivor
    White Lady
    Robber Weasel
    Black Cat
    Corrupted Parade Master
    Red Fox

    For most of the game I used the sawblade on some long handle with a motivity crank. Difficulty-wise it was much easier than sekiro once I stopped trying to parry, but harder than ds1-3 for me. Level design felt very ds3 and on-rails though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That seems very close to my experience, though Door Guardian was fricking nothing for me since I was just spamming charged heavies as my default at that point anyway. I didn't even know he had a gimmick
      And people barely ever talk about the swamp monster but I just could NOT get away from its fricking flailing attack

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Door Guardian was fricking nothing for me since I was just spamming charged heavies as my default at that point anyway
        I was too. But his shock reduces your stamina to 0 if you get hit by it, and you have to wait it out. It takes forever to get that second deathblow on him.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I know, I hated that shock status (why the frick is there shock and electric shock?). But I just waited it out IIRC

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think it's supposed to be like "a state of shock" as opposed to electric shock. But it's still bad.

            With the swamp monster, I found his attacks very RNG. If I remember right, I only beat him when he didn't do that flail attack at all.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I know, I hated that shock status (why the frick is there shock and electric shock?). But I just waited it out IIRC

              The game has weird translation...will never forget that "Staggered" used to be translated as "Groggy" in the demo. Non-Electric Shock should have been "Stun" or "Concussion" or something because it's the result of being hit with incredible blunt force.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              (NTA)
              I had this weird bug with swamp butthole

              and used it. I asure as hell did not want to restart and ''paly fair'' since he's such a shitty boss.

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All I want is to finally play Bloodborne without buying a PS. I have to settle for this ling ling fake reproduction for now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just buy a PS4 Pro off someone who's ditching it for the PS5.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That still doesn't solve the issue that he would have to play it at 720p 30fps.
        Frick sony.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you get a ps4 pro with the right version, you can load the 720p/60fps patch for bloodborne

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's still 720. Fricking ew.

            >Bloodborne
            >30 fps
            In best case scenario. It's actually below 18
            [...]
            Frick, I bought Diablo 4 and Forza last year. 🙁
            Just kill me.

            Oh god.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're right, it doesn't solve the problem, and Sony sucks, but it does solve the problem of not being able to play the best Fromsoft game.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Bloodborne
          >30 fps
          In best case scenario. It's actually below 18

          The only game purchase last year that I didn't regret.

          Frick, I bought Diablo 4 and Forza last year. 🙁
          Just kill me.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It's actually below 18

            Only on Vanilla PS4, PS4 Pro is pretty steady 30.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >PS4 Pro is pretty steady 30
              Read that aloud. That's fricking pathetic. Frick sony.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes Sony sucks ass, yes consoles are always going to hold back games. I'm not letting that get between me and Bloodborne. Hopefully it's fully ported to PC someday.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hiroki will save us

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well I can't say you're are right or wrong because I haven't tried it. But it definitelly is a dive after Scholar's 60

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only game purchase last year that I didn't regret.

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    well so far it's decent. Responsive combat, runs stupidly well
    not feeling much in the way of atmosphere / originality though and level design is non-existent, but i'm only 4 hours in
    people that rated this on the same level as bloodborne / sekiro etc deserve public flagellation, 10 lashings minimum

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >level design is non-existent
      >Bloodborne/Sekiro
      Sounds about right

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    .

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    hows the performance compared to denuvo version?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They optimized the game so insanely well you will need to test it on some old rig to even see any difference probably

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Koreans are the only people left who optimize games
        What's the issue with asiatics again?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They keep spamming their plastic prostitutes everywhere, it's pretty annoying

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well yeah but I mean the ones that make games. KpopBlack folk should be shot. Both singers and fans.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know about the comparison with Denuvo, but the performance is amazing. I have a hyper outdated junk PC (i5 8400/1066), on medium settings with high textures I have stable smooth 1080p/60 fps.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have never seen a Unreal Engine 4 game looking this good with no stutters. I played through it with denuvo.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's insane how polished it is and how well it runs. goes to show that the problems with other UE games are mostly a lazy/incompetent dev issue.

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