Lies of P

>Gets cracked so finally people are able to play it
>Overall's opinion and reception of the game goes completely downhill
So the only reason people pretended it to be good was due to $70 purchase bias? It really makes you think.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how did they crack the denuvo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't, they accidentally released an update that didn't have denuvo applied so now everyone will just play that version.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't care about the game. Just give me the cute boy porn.

      It was just removed after the license expired as routinely happens.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Don't care about the game. Just give me the cute boy porn
        uhm, based department?
        you're gonna wanna hear this...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't care about the game. Just give me the cute boy porn.

          It was just removed after the license expired as routinely happens.

          >Samegayging
          That's why he barely gets fanarts, edits or fanpages?? Lmfaoo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they just waited. wait-chads win again, as always

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Patiencekings always win in the end

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We don't need to crack denuvo anymore, just gotta wait for the devs to do it for us.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably intentional, as denuvo hampers the game performance and the devs don't like that

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          this has never been proven in any credible manner, and I'd like to believe it as a pirate CHAD

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          intentional would be the devs removing denuvo on the sale version to actually make more money.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That atomic heart seem incomplete and buggy though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sane devs removed denuvo after a while because it's bleeding them money.
      Sega is moronic so they never did.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lies of P didn't remove it either, they just goofed and uploaded a Denuvo-less exe

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong. The hotfix right after the supposed "accident" still kept the denuvo-less exe.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We Wait

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ah brings back dead island memories

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You low tier monkeys are obsessed with metrics and making sure others know how you feel. If I didn’t already know this board was filled with losers I’d assume you were a women.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP called it so hard

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the metrics only matter if they support whatever autistic narrative is being spun this week

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Patrician take anon, I'm so sick of these morons trying to get validation from the board

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Patrician take anon, I'm so sick of these morons trying to get validation from the board

      Stop answering to yourself, homosexual. Japan already raped Korea in WWII and will continue to do so forever. Why are you so offended when Japanese semen spills over the precious eyes of that little pinochio?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's honestly such a good copy of From Soft games. Like they completely plagiarized everything to a t. I think it's kind of impressive how well they lifted so much.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They improved upon the formula. Combat feels so much better than anything from has put out and items are actually useful for a change.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah parrying works like fricking garbage and does nothing beneficial basically

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >builds stagger meter
          >breaks weapons (even boss weapons)
          >"does nothing"
          it's the most op thing in the game, which is why the timing for it is so tight. you actually need to get gud.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >reflects laxasia lightning bolts
            nice

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Speaking of, a fact, breaking her weapon instantly starts phase 2.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I intentionally only attack the shield on her back in Phase 1 until it breaks before I even attempt to do any serious damage

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I find it's easy enough to pop her shield while doing her phase 1 normally if you brought an Acid weapon. She's a great example of why carrying 2 weapons can be useful, acid phase 1, fire phase 2.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            this post alone made me add this shit to my wishlist

            i fricking love when games let you level the playing field with bosses

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's the most op thing in the game
            ackshually the most OP thing in the game is the meme katana's meme twirl but the timing on that is even tighter and you don't even get a block out of it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The perfect parry mechanic so satisfying, and the way you can shatter enemy weapons with it to change their movesets is great.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >better than sekiro combat
        laughable. I beat the game and thought it was less fun than BB, DS3 and Elden Ring too.

        the enemy/boss movesets are off-tempo tryhard shite designed first and foremost just to frick you up, and fury attacks are pure cancer "regular attack but red" that the answer to is usually just running out of range like a b***h.
        Other than that it's just Bloodborne with limp dodges, parrying, and less interesting weapons. Don't really see what's so great about parrying everything, its just like dodging except tighter timing and you stand still so there's no directional aspect to it. It's not like "whoa parrying this BLOWS ALL FromSoft games out of the WATER"

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          cool moronic post, thank you for writing it

          I'd respond to it more but I don't think I'll waste any more time, thank you again

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I accept your concession.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Also,
          >perfect parry
          >pushed so far back that you can't capitalize with a quick swing
          Is the floor fricking ice? Absolute Black person design. Not to mention all the times you'll perfect parry an entire flurry, hit R1 and miss because 90% of the weapons have negative range and/or shitty movesets.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it R1 and miss because 90% of the weapons have negative range and/or shitty movesets.
            Just swap the handle out moron.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This was my problem with Wo Long and this game. I never had a problem with Sekiro, I beat that game so many times. But Wu Long has some weird animations and can be annoying but not hard. This game is just purposely trying to frick with you every chance it gets with poor animations. You should be able to read it and act on that. This has a lot of timing you need to remember of certain peaks rather than reacting to the attack itself. It's a first good attempt at a souls, but they need to do more work on their animations to be more fair

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Magrit but asiatic lmao

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Flawless, Fatalitty, Brutal Execution, From is finished. They will never make video game again

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Magrit but asiatic mk.2

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      movement was too sluggish for me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it didnt though. Lies of P has blatant trial and error gameplay and most of fromsoft attacks are fair, its only in the end of elden ring where things started getting bananas. In lies of P it starts right away.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh holy shit, you have to play the game and learn how to play it?! This is bad game design! No video game has ever, EVER, forced you to learn how to play it!

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    really low-tier game, cheap as frick
    i am baffled after reading positive opinions

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm convinced everyone who dislikes this game is just used to Soulslop with 28frames of invulnerability that they can spam 8-to-16 times in succession.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i have no idea what you're even talking about
        this game is a cheap knockoff, you can feel it instantly if you have any taste

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m convinced you’re mentally feminine

          >plays a cheap plagiarized copy of from games but still uses the word soulslop as a gotcha
          you are the bottom of the barrel

          >[Fromdrone seething noises]
          It's how you know you're right ofc.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Post what games you play, you won’t even respond with anything cause you’re a rat who needs rage engagement or worse, doom posting

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cry me a river you dribbling drone.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What are you gay clown.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >[Fromdrone seething noises]

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >[clown going to bed noises]

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >most hours in Elden Dogshit
                bruh please...it's so bad

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >most hours in the best game of the three shown
                w e i r d

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >open world children's game slop
                >better than proper souls games
                yeah no moron

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes, better than DS2 and DS3, shit entries in the series that deserve nothing but scorn

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nothing in the second half but Haligtree
                >best game
                Yeah no

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you aren't really in a position to be calling others drone

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I WISH I was a fromdrone. Elden Ring spoiled me so bad that even fromsoft's other games feel linear and limited by comparison. I've been alpha-widowed by Elden Ring.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m convinced you’re mentally feminine

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >plays a cheap plagiarized copy of from games but still uses the word soulslop as a gotcha
        you are the bottom of the barrel

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You triggered the fromsofties

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your a npc who can't see the forest for the trees. It literally takes 1 minute to see the polish and attention to detail. It's tight,It's efficient, theres no wasted motion. A animation isn't made to look flashy, it's too add weight, serve a function. It just works
      It's very much a well made fromsoft clone, but if westerners made it, it be lacking in all the small things, and detail I like about FS games, I'm really looking forward to there next title because the Development of this game was very focused and well executed, even if it is just a clone

      How does a person look at this and see a low tier game with all the fricking slop out there. For the sake of the rest of us, gain some frickin taste I'm beggin' ya

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This reads like an AI wrote it but there's so many spelling and grammar errors

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        didn't read, kim asiatic mook
        your game is shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice bait queer. It literally improved upon everything Souls did, except make it actually difficult instead of artificial bullshit difficulty

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its over Pee of asiatic bro...
        Not with that shit level, map design lol. Literally worse than fricking Nioh 2

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone a fan of these type of games could tell by the Demo it was good, bought and played it or on Gamepass.
    >Gets cracked
    a bunch of shitters who a terrible at these games get to play it for free andf surprise, they don't have the best of times
    Also
    >Gamepass users play so many games stuff like this gets praise because they're not instantly filtered
    It's hard too have a good rating on Xbox because theres literal 8 year olds who play games for 2 minutes and rate it based on how bad their ADD was at the moment

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a bunch of shitters who a terrible at these games get to play it for free andf surprise, they don't have the best of times
      it hasn't been 3 hours and I've literally beaten the scrub'd watchman, I've only died like twice to the donkey (lol) and 3 times to the scrub'd watchman, everything else was a breeze, and before you ask, yes, I did play the demo back when it was released since it was for free as well

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        enjoy your mad clown, bro

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's the best you can say? I haven't tried non-default clothes and unequiped the that glaive after looking at it's cool spinning animation and realizing that it's a strong deluxe edition thing, after that I chose the strength weapon and to my surprise, I've made no difference lol

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's all I need to say, really. Once you get to the mad clown, it will solidify the problems that the game has, honestly. Namely, enemies being weirdly sped up and way too aggressive.

            Clothes don't have any effect on anything other than cosmetics. The weapons are - well, honestly when you find one that suits you well, you might as well just keep using that to the end (or at least until you get the ripper)

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    's opinion and reception of the game goes completely downhill

    Where? Like legit where I'm on Ganker more than you and I haven't seen a down turn.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >$70 purchase bias?
    Obviously not since the game has been $60 since release and has been under $50 on sale for months at a time.

    Obvious cope thread. Wonder what normal enemy flensed OP's butthole too hard.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Except it was on gamepass, you moron. The people trashing on it were always trashing on it. They're just pretending to have played it

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pirategay here, I'm liking it
    At the very least, it's an objectively better game than Bloodborne so far
    DS1 3 ER are still far superior games

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's the exact opposite
      It's worse than bloodborne by far but better than DS3 and er

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no animation interpolation when turning
    lazy garbage

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, the only reason people pretended it was good was because they wanted to frick the puppet

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats why i bought it
      i am satisfied
      Id say the gameplay was average. It had some good things like recovering one healing charge if you play well but was fairly basic. The aesthetic was novel and so that was cool. The puppet was hot and i wish fugtrup would make more

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ugly round face

      >Barley even gets fanarts or fangirls
      Lmfao ugly round face

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It certainly wasn't a bad game. It was quite a good game. Though it also has jank to it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's literally every game out there so this is not a valid reason to say this game is bad or flawed.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>Gets cracked
    false

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm enjoying it more than Elden Ring and Dark Souls 3

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cool story, gaygoy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always laugh at people who make and save these things solely to spam them over and over whenever they see a thread about a game that makes them flip their child-raping shit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That has absolutely nothing to do with what I said.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he thinks a schizo cares about relevancy
          Just ignore the schizo

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        More like asiatic of pee lmao

        >Check elden ring fan art
        >40k
        >check pee of asiatic fan art
        >50
        huh? what are you trying to say huh?

        >already ran out of material so he just recycles without any shame

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          So like this asiaticshit? Just copy pasted Fromsoft games over and over?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >No material so he just recycles From games without any shame
            Sound like Lies of P for me, Kimdongsuck

            >one minute apart, says the exact same thing
            Now you're acting like Barneygay and IDWSonicgay.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hey! Not my fault that your favorite asiaticshit is a shameless bootleg Fromsoft game okay?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not the devs' fault your brain is so badly damaged that you went insane over this video game. If it makes you this angry why don't you actually do something meaningful about it?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nothing wrong with shitposting about asiatic and their shameless jap game copycat though

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Literal asiatic thieves
                >noooooooo my dev is so better than fromsoft pls suck their dicks like me
                Get away from me, loser

                Why do you care so much? Do you think Fromsoft is going to plow your bussy in crying gratitude for your valiant white-knighting of their products?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Literal asiatic thieves
                >noooooooo my dev is so better than fromsoft pls suck their dicks like me
                Get away from me, loser

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Everyone already knew this asiaticshit is just asiaticshit anon. Another shameless DS clone #1343231

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >No material so he just recycles From games without any shame
          Sound like Lies of P for me, Kimdongsuck

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >already ran out of material so he just recycles without any shame
          The irony LMAO

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A true measure of a game's quality is when there's no money involved

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poors are low skill shitters. Their inability to amass wealth translates to their inability to press buttons. Makes sense to me.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never even heard of it, but that screencap looks like some shitty castlevania ripoff. even the name is shit. lies of P more like lots of piss

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Onions Puppet game for literal redditors. If you enjoyed this trash, honestly have a nice day.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE THE FRICK

    is all the gay porno?

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    got till the second boss and its solid so far, impressed by the quality. i like how they copied Fromsoft so much they did the shitty bonfire thing close to each other or a shortcut. man if this game's smoothness combined with the world of bleak faith is literally what i want.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bleak Faith
      What a colossal disappointment. I wanted that shit to be good so badly but it was a literal asset flip with stolen animations.

      Then Lies of P, which I had no expectations for, wound up being great and Lords of the Fallen (2023) wound up being bad, as expected. 1/3 isn't great but I'll take it.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just beat the second boss.
    The game is fun, it's fluid and I really dig the setting and atmosphere.
    I like that the game, specially against bosses, wants you to perfect block more than just roll.
    My own complaint so far is the lack of a stagger meter or something like that.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Play now
    >Or wait for expansion and play the full edition
    Frick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off I wish I had a reason to play this again but I already beat it 100% and now have to wait for the expansion.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm like 70% into the game and I still haven't found a weapon more powerful than the pipe wrench, since like the third area...

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a great game so far and I'm glad I finally got to start playing it now that it's been set free. I've mever liked bothering with the character creation in Souls-likes so I'm glad it cuts that part out and focuses on developing a story with a set group of characters.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always just make Raikoh from Otogi whenever I'm playing a souls game.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    guys i think i have a problem, I hear he's a doll too? I need help

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Further proof that pirate poorgays get filtered by easy games.
    Git gud.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >70 dollars
    No, it's on Gamepass. No one is talking about Lies Of P right now because new shit is out, low attention span zoomie.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing as Oro started shilling the game as soon as it got cracked, seems to be that the opposite of what you are claiming is happening.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It was; LOTF 2023 is Dark Souls 1's true sequel.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok here's something nobody asked before in these threads, and it's how long is this game.
    I liked Sekiro but it's way too short, is it longer or shorter than Sekiro? I have not played Bloodborne by the way and people say that one is very short as well. If it's as long as DaS3 that's good enough for me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's about 30 hours long.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's about the same

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    like other anons said it feels cheap - cheap animations, primitive level design, primitive lighting, generic artstyle
    I'm convinced people are defending it because they're actual homosexuals who just want to frick the femboy, nothing more

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like how the attack animations still follow through, even after being parried. It feels very unsatisfying.
      If the timing is always the same for one animation, it should be relatively easy to implement an "attack parried" animation based off the point at which the parry succeeds, right?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If the timing is always the same for one animation,
        does he know?

        >better than sekiro combat
        laughable. I beat the game and thought it was less fun than BB, DS3 and Elden Ring too.

        the enemy/boss movesets are off-tempo tryhard shite designed first and foremost just to frick you up, and fury attacks are pure cancer "regular attack but red" that the answer to is usually just running out of range like a b***h.
        Other than that it's just Bloodborne with limp dodges, parrying, and less interesting weapons. Don't really see what's so great about parrying everything, its just like dodging except tighter timing and you stand still so there's no directional aspect to it. It's not like "whoa parrying this BLOWS ALL FromSoft games out of the WATER"

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed my time with it. The weapon building mechanic was pretty fun to mess around with and let you find a weapon with moveset and scaling that you preferred. The game felt long enough, the pacing didn't particularly drag in any specific spots. Difficulty overall was pretty good but there are some big spikes depending on what type of weapon that you like, and there are some dogshit enemies as well (fat fricking clown miniboss comes to mind). Levels were way too linear, the tree fruit to respec was nice that it was accessible but you got so much fruit you'll be swimming in it, and we definitely needed more enemy types and varieties in what we got. One of the biggest issues is some of the bosses don't have consistent parry timings, in a game where you're expected to parry red attacks that is some shit. Perfect example of a 7/10, it did what it set out to do well enough but there are flaws.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The weapon building mechanic was pretty fun to mess around with and let you find a weapon with moveset and scaling that you preferred.
      It's literally an inferior version of From's ore imbuing from DS and ER's ashes system combined into 1, then with added cranks.

      like other anons said it feels cheap - cheap animations, primitive level design, primitive lighting, generic artstyle
      I'm convinced people are defending it because they're actual homosexuals who just want to frick the femboy, nothing more

      I'm convinced people like it because they are no skill try hards who now have a game that superficially appears difficult that they can beat their chests over, but in fact it has so many more ways to cheese/tone down the difficulty they were finally able to beat a "souls" game. Level design is absolutely brain dead. Throwables, even at default carry amounts melt boss phases. The P-Organ upgrades further boost P's power to ridiculousness. Grindstones, particularly later ones are also phase deleters. And scaling of enemies, particularly bosses, is ridiculous; pay attention to some of the webms people post some time and look at the health bars and notice the same boss always does right around the same percentage of damage despite the obvious differences in total health.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you literally have no idea what you're talking about

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you havent played the game and its so obvious lol

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the game is easy as shit bro, if you're struggling with it means you're shit at videogames and should promptly kys homosexual

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a good game that I had to quit after I beat puppet master, it's just too damn hard for me and spending multiple days on the same boss isn't fun.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro the bosses already got nerfed.
      >spending multiple days on the same boss isn't fun
      What the frick? I usually do one different boss per day.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >one different boss per day.
        is the game really that hard? do you even have fun playing this shit?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it isn't hard , is just like last few from games , specially made to be annoying and shit
          >you didn't actually beat the boss , have a cutscene and full hp again

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think there's anyone who can one-day a full soulslike.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can beat DS3 in like 5 hours

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're either bullshitting or an addict.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                DS3 is not a long game.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can go from the Asylum to the end of the game in Dark Souls 1 in about 3 hours. Or at least I used to be able to back in the day, it's been quite a while since I've sat down with it. They're not as long as people think, they just feel long when you're not used to the learning curve and you're struggling.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            blind, maybe, but with prior knowledge you can blitz through these games pretty quickly even if you're not actively trying to speedrun

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's people who can beat all of them, Sekiro included, in less than 10 hours.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bro the bosses already got nerfed.
        None of the ones that actually gave people trouble, this argument is always a fricking nothingburger. Only other mechanical changes of importance are:
        >increased stagger window (irrelevant if you weren't stancebreaking with throwables)
        >rolling out of a fall (was an Organ upgrade, made a baseline ability to make the early game less clunky)

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would it be anything else but this

    People need to justify being paypigs

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty meh. It feels cheap like all these soulsclones do. Seems the only people who hyped it up are the morons who fell for the marketing and bought it day 1.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great game, the only major flaw imo is the extremely linear progression. Also, while the level design is okay, it could have used more hidden stuff, that's actually hard to find. Combat was great although I'm not a fan of the rythm of attacks, maybe the expension will fix that since we will (presumably) no longer be fighting puppets/undeads with jerky movements.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just started it and I feel a bit confused
    >are regular enemies supposed to be THAT easy? with default stamina I can stunlock everything with the rapier
    >what's the point of the metal arm? just more damage?
    >any downside to constantly sharpening your weapon?
    >so if I frick up my perfect block I can only get my health back if I attack fast enough? You can't heal just from parrying?
    >Do I just stack perfect guards to get an enemy to be staggerable or do I have to weave in attacks as well?
    >Did Geppetto include a wiener in the design or am I a eunuch?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Regular enemies are easy yea
      You'll get a chance to change the metal arm to another better arm
      No, just be mindful not to get hit
      Yes
      You can break posture only by parrying but you should try to weave in attacks when you can
      Dunno

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >are regular enemies supposed to be THAT easy? with default stamina I can stunlock everything with the rapier
      That's about par for the course with Souls and Souls-adjacent games, yes. Individual enemies are rarely strong and easily stunlocked so the only challenge is in how they're positioned with each other. The elite enemies later on can kick your shit in though.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That's about par for the course with Souls and Souls-adjacent games, yes.
        I died in Undead Burg much more than I am willing to admit, or when I was trying to kill the packs of those puppet frickers in Liurnia (before learning to just ride around them)
        LoP on the other hand feels much easier, I barely have to use half of the combat mechanics for trash mobs

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          because you were new when you played ds and have had multiple games of experience now to deal with lies of p

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          this is not meant as a shitpost
          install dark souls & play it for 15 minutes
          you'll be astounded how easy it is

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >LoP on the other hand feels much easier
          There isn't a 200ms input delay on the defensive options with a god awful input queue so it plays like an actual action game.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, you gotta understand that your skills as a player transfer between soulslikes. Most experienced souls player whining about ER /LoP being easy are idiots for not realizing they "got gud" years ago and they will never re-experience the difficulty of a blind first time DS1 playthrough.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Similar to Monster Hunter where everyone complains each entry gets easier and easier but no one acknowledges that their first MH is the hardest MH game

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sad bums finally get to play game
    Whoa. Holy shit. I'm so excite-

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Overall's opinion and reception of the game goes completely downhill
    Source?

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been playing for a few hours. It's definitely the best Fromsoftware clone I've played to date but there's still something missing, something to do with the enemies' animations and hitboxes and the windows for parries. Just not as polished? I dunno.

    Also, extremely weird and off-putting choice to have a bunch of the voice acting be Brits doing American/Transatlantic accents.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >windows for parries
      IMO they aren't too generous, the enemy attacks just connect when you expect them to so it's easy to get in the rhythm, it's consistent and predictable
      It baffled me returning from Elden Ring and getting used to every enemy rolling a D20 and consulting their horoscope before deciding when their attack will connect

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the people who complain about parry timings never bothered to figure out where the parry window is on the actual block animation.
        Since they are at the very end of the block animation, you get a faster timing if you hold block, relese and quickly block again.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Overall's opinion and reception of the game goes completely downhill
    It doesn't. Most people played the game via GoyPass btw.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    only fromsoft game I've ever played is elden ring
    would I like this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yea

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's linear but has better combat.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yea

        noice

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bunch of low IQ enter the review pool
    it changes to a worse opinion

    damn thats crazy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      buying things doesn't make you smart kid nor does the opposite

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's literally better than boring OpenWorld Ring and Suckiro tho.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >better than Sekiro
      No

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sekiro sucks.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You sucking at a game doesn't mean the game sucks.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. asiaticshill

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where?

    I havent seen a single negative criticism about it since this happened. Just bait threads saying something along the lines of "shit sux".

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playing it after they made it easier for casuals
    you didn't beat the game

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    More people = more shitters
    But to be fair, for a game that heavily relies on timing and being able to read enemy animations, they do a really poor job with the camera and readability of animations. That is, until you realize the shield can straight up trivialize the bosses.

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Theres DJMAX music you can get for the record player
    Fricking kino. I know the publisher handles those games too but I was not expecting that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the records are great but they just make me wish they had been the boss themes instead of the generic Dark Souls chanting

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >reach that part of the game
        >that bossfight
        >this starts playing

        HOLY FRICKING KINO SOVL!!!!!!!!!

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    memes

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I beat the first boss first try but it didn't feel good
    I got hit a lot, I didn't figure out the timing on any of its attacks, and I had an estus left

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poor people can finaly play it.
    Poor people are subhuman.
    What a shock

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, people who aren't morons (so not you) refuse to fork over $70 for a game that comes with software which causes a provable performance drop due to the way it's implemented. If you want to suck wiener and beg for more, that's your prerogative. I have no problem paying for games I want to play that don't come with literal malware tacked on. Then again, you're almost certainly a consolepeasant, so you don't even know what the frick I'm talking about.

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Played it for like an hour, beat the first boss. Combat feels stiff, but otherwise seems decent, will continue

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got gifted this but would have pirated it otherwise
    I'd say it's on the upper end of souls clones, still below Nioh 2 but I can't think of one I enjoyed more than this one.

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Souls clone
    Who cares

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >third world poojeets and penniless Amerifats have shit taste
    this isn’t news and their opinions aren’t worth much

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >twink protag
    no buy
    no pirate
    frick off gayhomos

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHY CANT I TELL JIMMY CRICKET TO SHUT THE FRICK UP

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's your conscience, you can't shut up your conscience

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm Chinese.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          free Tibet

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Overall's opinion and reception of the game goes completely downhill
    I'm not seeing this at all. Surely you wouldn't be making shit up on the internet, anon.

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the reason pretended it was good when it came out is simply because they were paid to say the public-facing talking points and hype it up on release. A lot of people were saying it's shit. Remember not to believe anything you read about a game in the first two weeks it's out (especially the first week), and probably a few months before release too

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they were paid
      by whomst've thoughever?

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone could have played the demo and formed this opinion, I don't know why this is new.

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pirates finally get their hands on the game
    >discussion quality goes completely downhill
    Really makes you think.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      pirates are the most critical reviewers because they have no skin in the game
      if a game is bad, they'll just say so and drop it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, they are so spoiled and filtered that they've become numb to anything positive and refuse to give games their proper judgement while actively searching for things made up in their mind while ignoring all the good. Simple as, you piece of shit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, they'll use the fact that they didn't finish it to justify not spending money for it. They would probably finish it if they did

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        pirates don't play games though

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          because the ocean doesn't have electricity?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pirates are the most critical reviewers because they have no skin in the game
        lol

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean they have a low attention span, thus they don't have the patience to fully experience anything, thus they never develop taste.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I respect pirates but they're spoiled and desensitized. Nothing is valuable to them because they don't understand losing in order to gain.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >This game is dog shit, but I can't openly admit that because I spent $70 on it and will look like a fool who wastes his money on garbage

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            the game is on Game Pass, no one paid $70 for it

            not least because it's $60

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I meant in general anon, not Lies of P specifically.

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >purchase bias
    >day 1 on gamepass
    I played it 'for free' and think it's the best souls-like that isn't from From there is, in fact it's better than some official souls games, it's basically Bloodborne but better in my opinion due to the weapon and healing systems. and I usually can't stand games without character customization, yet this one still hit for me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >still hit for me.
      opinion discarded

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you autistic?

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >third world shitters flood game
    >it's bad because they're bad at games
    like clockwork

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >FRICK OUR NARRATIVE IS CRUMBLING!!!!! STUPID ASS DEVS LEAKING GAME!!!!!!

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >listening to the lies of P's OST
    >Feel is more soulful than any Fromsoft track

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it WOULD be if it was the final boss theme

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the discount Bloodborne

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pirates really are the best reviewers. No bias from sunk cost fallacy holding them down. Obviously there will be morons but most of the time they aren't trying to cope that they potentially paid 70 dollars for a "bad game" It's human nature to be tribal so its almost impossible to trust homosexuals that paid for the game or had connections with the devs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In an ideal world, you'd see the opposite. Those who got it for free would be mostly indifferent to its flaws and would instead focus on its strengths and; those who paid for it would be more, albeit equally, critical of both its strengths and flaws.
      It happens with food and other amenities, why doesn't it with entertainment?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because the entertainment industry thrives on idiots drowning out the normal people. The shit Blizzard or EA does with their games would put them in legal troubles in any other industry. You may complain about a 30 reskinned gun but the dude bro that gives no fricks about the game? They will ignore anything and keep buying and some of them may even shit on you for having common sense. It's fricked to be honest

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally me. Whenever I pirated/got gifted a game I don't really care about the flaws, it's free, who cares. But if I paid for a shit game it usually gave me buyer's remorse.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It happens with food and other amenities, why doesn't it with entertainment?
        because if you play it for free and it's shit, but they're charging 70 dollars plus tax for it, they deserve to be relentlessly ridiculed

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the flaw in this argument is thinking that someone who got a game for free would keep playing it despite the flaws. A video game is a much larger time investment than eating a free meal, and if it sucks they drop it immediately because they don't have that sunk cost instinct demanding they "get their money's worth" or whatever. They also have no real attachment to the game for the same reason, so if it sucks they're far less likely to leave a review or suggest improvements, etc. Video games and other amenities markets have a completely different dynamic in terms of time requirements, expectation of satisfaction, accessibility, permanency/limited availability, etc.

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just got this since it's free now
    What am I in for?

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get the raving
    Combat just feels bad, like it's trying to do too many things at once and just can't find it's legs. Sekiro but your parry is shit, bloodborne but your roll is shit. Just feels wrong to me
    And the bosses simply aren't fun to fight. Very simplistic but with a lot of weird delays and poorly telegraphed moves
    It's not bad, but it doesn't feel as good as a fromsoft game to me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The parry really is weird
      Apparently you have to sort of cheese it for it to be reliable
      Roll does nothing it's more like a Sekiro roll

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anyway for a free game it's pretty good

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's soulless jank

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >killed by the shockwave
      KWAFB (Kek What A Filtered b***h)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hang out under a giant hellbeast
      >it falls directly on top of you
      >does insane damage and kills you
      >BRO WHAT THE FRICK JANKY ASS SHIT ARTIFICIAL DIFFICULTY FRICKING BULLSHIT POOPY DOODOO GAME *shits diaper*

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't run underneath bosses, dipshit.

        >directly
        >underneath
        are you fricking blind?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you not see the shockwave?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Whoah they copied da shockwave from Fromsoft too huh? Amazing? Have asiatics know no shame?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Did your parents get raped and your butthole violated by Koreans? You really seem to have a personal vendetta over this video game.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Critism is personal vendetta now?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What criticism have you made? All I see you doing is screeching about "asiatics".

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Making fun of asiatic and their shameless copycat is criticism though. Or are you the kind of b***hes who always do it for free or what, sissy boi?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you act like a chimpanzee towards all the other companies who "copy" your precious Souls?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only with asiatics since they're the ones who copy-pasted the most

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even more than China, the country who shamelessly copies everything on the planet?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                We shall see with their newest soulike Fromkiller Wukang Black chink

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The only thing korean could kill is their faces haha

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not in a vacuum, no, but you've been obsessively shitposting in every Lies of P thread since its release last year, so I have to assume your parents were killed by Koreans in a back alley.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                And you seem pretty obsessively with this Korean killed XXX here. Are you a asiatic or wut? 🙂

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay ESL-kun, you wanna try that again?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure. asiatic asiatic asiatic asiaticity asiatica asiatica goooooooooooooooooooooook.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Damn, I didn't know monkeys were using the internet. Good on you little bro.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                asiaticasiaticasiaticasiaticasiaticasiaticasiaticasiaticasiaticasiaticasiaticasiaticasiatic
                Being mad asiaticasiaticasiatic

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is funny yet sad what people will obsessively cling to to vent their internal problems over. Reminds me of ACgay, Barry, and the people who constantly spam the "Japanese humor" threads.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, but both them and you are.
          After the shockwave, you can see Andreus jamming his staff into the ground. If you watch the animation from a better angle, he slams it into the ground, causing that shockwave. The "correct" way to dodge it is to actually go under the boss' ass, then immediately after the front shot, run back to the front. It's an absolutely shit attack with 3 massive-damage hits (laser, staff wave, ass).

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's soulless jank

          moron, that boss is a chimera creature that has two sides, during that attack the side that has a guy with a staff stuck to it does an aoe and the monster side does a slow cannon shot. It's easy as frick to deal with by just moving close and to the side so once it fires the ranged attack you move away from the body and dodge the aoe. moron.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't run underneath bosses, dipshit.

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's true though look at any non pirated on steam you see overwhelming positive reviews but once that game cracked everyone start hating it

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's good because I'm enjoying it.
    >b-b-but!
    I don't care. Cry more.

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats why I listen to pirate's opinion on games tbqh

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh all the DLC items are also included in the Free Edition
    Got a nice magician costume and a Japanese spear

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the DLC items were free updates so yeah

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do I need to watch Pinnochio to know what's going on??
    I can pirate that too

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, you'll just enjoy the references more. Also it takes it's inspiration from the book so stuff like the Black Rabbit Brotherhood would still be missed if you only watched the Disney movie.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Huh I didn't know there was a book
        Maybe I will find the audiobook and get into the lore

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's from 1883. It's pretty wild, Pinocchio kills Jiminy cricket with a hammer and is haunted by him afterwards. I recommend it. The name the main character in Lies of P after the author.

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol wut? For me it was the completely inverse. I played the demo and the weapons were horrible. This weapon that comes with the DLC finally made me enjoy the game.

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i'm so incredibly autistic I can't understand how anyone can like anything and I convince myself that my conspiracy theories are the reasons

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok I feel like enemies only give me 0.2 seconds to parry attacks that's kinda stupid
    Also do I need to watch how much I lie to people?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lie and listen to records if you want the true ending. There is some leeway if you want to tell the truth a couple times.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Awesome thank you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also lol this is literally bloodborne
      They even have npcs in windows you can talk to because the city streets are full of monsters just like bloodborne

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The timing window for perfect parries is tight. Tighter on bosses. Always try to block early since it's better to take a bit of damage than to take a lot of damage. Repeatedly spamming the block button often doesn't work cause of how it is programmed, so just hold it instead of feathering it unless you actually hit the perfect parry, then you have to rehit it for the next one in a string.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This seems to be working hell yes

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Glad I could help Anon.
          You'll find that because blocking/parrying is a single action, it works very reliably and is relied on heavily, doubly so since blocking lets you heal up by attacking.
          While it does take a lot of inspiration from Bloodborne, it stands on its own as you progress with all the layers of stuff it has.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Now I think I understand what they meant with this system. If I can't get the parry I should still go for the block and do the HP back attacks.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lies of P parry window is 8 frames. For reference Sekiro is 12 frames. So you gotta really be on point with the timing.

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's shameless copycat asiatic trash

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this game send Gankerirgins into shrieking troony fits of rage? Is it because it's made by Korea? Is Ganker really that full of Japanese and Chinese people who are triggered by another Asian country making some video games?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is the first good Korean game ever made so it's not unreasonable to be skeptical

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly think it's just a bunch of false-flagging autists. Like who really gives a frick if it's made by a jap or a korean? It's probably the same posters that are trying to generate some sort of rivalry between this game and From games, as if it isn't the same fricking fans playing both kek

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It really feels like a discord thing, and it's exactly like the hate campaigns against other games.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't be surprised. The same thing happens with every big Soulslike. Remember Nioh?

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it’s really overrated and I don’t understand why.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't understand why people like things, either. I chalk it up to everyone else being trannies.

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anything I've missed in this glorious From killer collection?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, your meds

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, you’re a Black person so your opinion don’t matter to me

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you want to gauge how much you've lied, the shadow you cast from the light of a stargazer will show you.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the portrait is probably a better indicator

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice wiener

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you use a Specter for any bosses? Please tell me you didn't

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely not but I did sell those items you use to create the summons so I could generate another source of income because those things are everywhere.

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Overall's opinion and reception of the game goes completely downhill

    Shit that OP just made up so we could talk about Lies of P

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, even Sekiro a game from 5 years ago has more player than this limpdick homosexual asiatic trash copycat LMAO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I pity you. I truly do.

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It always was soulless shit. Poorly designed too.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's like the devs didn't even try, honestly. Even souls games pretend their hitboxes to make sense

      Ah yes the better combat than Sekiro and Bloodborne, Lies of P

      kekk that's not even the end of it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's like the devs didn't even try, honestly. Even souls games pretend their hitboxes to make sense

      Ah yes the better combat than Sekiro and Bloodborne, Lies of P

      samegay

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's like the devs didn't even try, honestly. Even souls games pretend their hitboxes to make sense

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Get clotheslined
      >Die
      Woooooooooow

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]

        samegay

        Wonder if this guy is the same one who always spergs out and spams webms in the Shadow of the Colossus threads.

        Honestly I don't know anymore, it feels like lately Ganker has been attracting a greater concentration of mentally ill autists whose special obsession is shitposting specific games instead of building with Legos or collecting toy trains.

        Ganker is a window into the collective human brain.

        >people can't criticize your game or they are samegayging, autistic and mentally ill
        kys asiatic shills, your game is bugged and poorly made.

        what's the problem here

        ?? unfair hitbox you can't react to because it doesn't fit with the visuals

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >swings arm at you
          >arm hits you
          what's
          the
          problem
          here

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fricking moron don't you see how the character can't get away from the tree (for your ESL bugoid brain: he is STUCK THERE) because the asiatic devs couldn't even code proper collision?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I was talking about your Manus webm, dinkus

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >bringing up object collision
              >when Souls games to this day still let enemies attack through walls
              lol lmao

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >when Souls games to this day still let enemies attack through walls
                >b-b-b-b-ecause DS do this too
                Is this inferiority complex against Fromsoft or simple jealousy of From success?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Immediately bring up Souls games as a defense mechanism
                >While his asiaticshit is literal a shameless copycat of souls games
                LMAO life is so easy, its all From faults

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Unironically most of these are skill issues. Slow walking towards items in a hostile area, weird camera placements, not knowing how to dodge. The only thing that can be bullshit are those false planks giving way.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >don't pay attention to your surroundings
              >suffer the consequences
              >WAAHHHH WAHHHH ITS NOT ME ITS THE asiaticS THAT CANT CODE!!!!!

              Unironically have a nice day.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You've spent every single thread made about this game since it came out transitioning over the fact Koreans made it in the exact same ways with no variance. You're the ACgay/Barry of Lies of P.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >people can't criticize your game or they are samegayging

          No, but your writing style is so distinct, you repost the same webms, and you use the same phrases in almost every post that you make your samegayging depressingly obvious to even a casual observer. I can even pick you out in non-Lies of P threads.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]

        samegay

        Wonder if this guy is the same one who always spergs out and spams webms in the Shadow of the Colossus threads.

        Honestly I don't know anymore, it feels like lately Ganker has been attracting a greater concentration of mentally ill autists whose special obsession is shitposting specific games instead of building with Legos or collecting toy trains.

        Ganker is a window into the collective human brain.

        kek the cope

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >try to do the grapple aerial move
          >get bonked out of the animation
          >fall
          seems fine to me

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what's the problem here

        It's kind of a bad hitbox. The collider should not go that far up his arm, it should at least just push hum back so the actual weapon could hit him

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the actual annoying hitboxes are in the second phase when his spooky glob monster arm swings like a half second before the "actual" attack

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          what the frick are you talking about
          >big hulking abomination swings entire arm at you
          >WTF WHY DID HIS BICEP DO DAMAGE
          shut the frick up, either parry it or get out of the fricking way.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's no leverage up there, no weapon there and it looks bad. Parrying his tricep/shoulder would look even stupider.
            In that case he might as well hurt you just by touching you like old 2D games

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How about I elbow you in the head and then you can tell me if it's a bad hitbox.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's the problem here

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a ripoff made by asiatics, pay attention

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yes the better combat than Sekiro and Bloodborne, Lies of P

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder if this guy is the same one who always spergs out and spams webms in the Shadow of the Colossus threads.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I don't know anymore, it feels like lately Ganker has been attracting a greater concentration of mentally ill autists whose special obsession is shitposting specific games instead of building with Legos or collecting toy trains.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker is a window into the collective human brain.

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this game toaster friendly?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it actually performs really well, probably one of the most well-optimized games of last year

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't play korean crap.

    Play Armored Core 6 instead.

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    its the perfect fromsouls game til the last 2-3 bosses that turn into gay elden ring bloodborne anime shit where waves of blood or energy or whatever the frick now count as moves

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    's opinion and reception of the game goes completely downhill
    It's literally on game pass lmao.

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know this game made it when shazamtroons are mindbroken by it like Fromsoft games.

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Overall's opinion and reception of the game goes completely downhill
    Firstly, who's Overall and why should I care about their opinion? Secondly, it hasn't. If anything, people here have been dickriding this game like it's the second coming of Sekiro. That's probably why all these contrarian posts have come out of the woodwork to claim that they've downloaded the game (lies as shitposters on Ganker don't play games) and ended up hating it (they've never played the game and if they did they'd get filtered by the higher than usual skill gate).

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is likely simply due to pirates being more likely than the average consumer to review games critically.
    Not even necessarily that they're chronically negative, but just that they are going to actually give it some thought and not just blindly leave 10/10 reviews saying "Good game. Had fun".

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >plapable cast
    >decent amount of popularity, maybe even a cult following
    >discussion about the game rarely devolves into horny posting
    That's how you know the game is good

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >check lies of p on pixiv rule34
      >7 chicken scratch on pixiv, 80 chicken scratch and AI art on rule34
      >check Elden Ring on pixiv rule34
      >45k on pixiv with AI filtered and 38k on rule34
      The From killer lol

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >kill the franchise that inspired it
        No one has ever said that schizo. I'm pretty sure everybody just wanted more Bloodborne.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >game that's been out for a decade or so has more porn

        You don't say.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Elden ring is Feb 2022, and lies of p is September 2023. What's a dumb asiatic

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sekiro>BB>knock-off Sekiro/BB>>

    [...]

    garbage

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yup
      I don't care what anyone says, rolling THROUGH attacks will never feel good

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What level of mental illness do I need to be able to focus so much of my time and energy into something I hate?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need to have started posting on /b/ when you were 8 years old without supervision.

  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    movie when?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Send ModdedController360 a pitch and maybe he'll make it happen

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So its just a souls clone?

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Donkey, no! What would Shrek think?!

  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  106. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  107. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She could crush P with that ass, why didn't she use it as a weapon?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Manus turned himself into a tumor instead of spending the rest of his days breaking the bed with this snu snu queen.

      What a fricking homosexual.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some guys are just built wrong.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        its crazy how geniuses can crack the fricking human genome and make like, one fricking functioning super soldier and go all delusions of grandeur about it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          to be fair, he made a bunch of super soldiers and the endgame was always ascending to godhood (and he basically made it)

  108. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  109. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  110. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where the frick is the news about the DLC?!

  111. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop playing japshit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cope.

  112. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    's opinion and reception of the game goes completely downhill
    I also can make random shit up
    for example OP is not jobless and is actually happy with his life! kek!

  113. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Listen the game may be amazing and better than any souls game but

    The fact they straight up copied frame by frame the healing animation from bloodborne half of the souls elements is so fricking soulless just like you'd expect from Koreans

    For this point alone they don't even deserve to have their game played.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      but they didn't, in Bloodborne you jam it into your leg, in LoP you just crush it kinda like a lifegem in DS2. They don't even use the same arm for the animation.

  114. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I save her, will she owe me sex?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She unironically becomes your doll gf

  115. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She has a nice body

  116. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    kawaii

  117. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  118. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly pretty awful. The game lacks good enemy and environment design, there's zero exploration, and boss fights are just obnoxious guessing game. Also, it feels like shit to play just like every souls copy. Floaty and lacks weight.
    >inb4 le git gud cope
    Beat it already btw.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      skill issue

  119. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used that outfit from the moment I got it to the end of my playthrough
      All the other ones I found just didn't hit the same as this blue outfit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care for gay little shoes and high socks, outfits with boots are superior.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        really wish/hope they add more outfits

  120. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  121. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the whole kinda forces you to chill and listen to a song in the mansion. If the song is beautiful I sit and look a guide on the game. Sometimes I just chill enjoy the song so much I forget about everything else

    ?si=YMLLHk9TD-dK9H-k&t=24

  122. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Laxesxiabros...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are those 4 images good at least?

  123. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    just killed the fire boiler boss

    I'm really enjoying the game honestly
    the sound design and combat impact feels really good
    the Handle/Blade system is something I would want in bloodborne 2, flexible weapon crafting it's a valuable concept
    the parry system feels tight, but rewarding once you get the hang of it
    there's some acceptable amount of jank overall
    art direction it's really fricking nice
    level design is really average, nothing particularly amazing, it's one step adobe dark souls 2

    I'm moderately pleased about the game right now, I hope it gets better

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game will either get better or worse for you as you progress.
      At any rate, you're getting close to some important stuff, namely the single worst area in the game, the cathedral catwalks, access to full character respeccing yes, you can do it there, the menu design is SHIT and they never added a tutorial for it since it was added in a patch, and THE GREAT WALL, who surprisingly isn't a filter so much as just the place everyone gets stuck for a while.

  124. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poor shitskins bad a video games complain about a game that actually requires brainpower to play? I suggest you sling mud or play in the dirt.

  125. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >r/ThatHappened

  126. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's too artificially difficult

  127. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It really makes you think.
    Really makes you think 3rd world poorgays have shit tastes.

  128. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've played all the Dark Souls, Bloodborne, and whatever other Soul-like games exist. The only games I really enjoyed were Dark Souls 1 and Bloodborne. So, am I going to like this game?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably yeah.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes. it's Bloodborne mixed with Sekiro.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes. it's Bloodborne mixed with Sekiro.

      It plays nothing like Bloodborne. It's Sekiro with a Bloodborne skin, and doesn't nearly have the same kind of atmosphere/themes as Bloodborne (it feels like a Tim Burton film with some gorey monsters occasionally). The Sekiro gameplay is also a step down from the actual Sekiro and it is more linear than DS3

  129. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  130. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real problem is that the game's AI is fricktardedly aggressive, which makes it disgusting to play. There are ways to turn off the weird aggressive AI "boost" they added, making it actually quite fun.

    Playing it while having literally no opening to attack is just a punishment

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >having literally no opening to attack
      how fricking bad are you?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you
        are you stupid? It's literally become a meme that the bosses in this game string attacks together without opening, something the devs did because they thought their perfect guard system would be better received than it was. Turns out people don't want to treat every boss like Gwyn, so they made no attempt to hide the fact that you can toggle off the moronic AI aggression in config, if you're not a drooling moron.

        What do you want ME to say? Sorry you're a drooling dotard?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's literally become a meme
          in your shitter head, maybe. get good.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >config
          defaultgame.ini, if anyone is interested. If you know how to access the game's folder and know how to use notepad, you can turn off the stupid AI "boost"

          >It's literally become a meme
          in your shitter head, maybe. get good.

          >get good
          Nothing to do with me. Everything to do with the pacing of an action game. This isn't fricking dark souls 1, moron. Your "gitgud" shit is stale as frick

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            skill issue

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >skill issue
              ong I don't speak zoomer, fr fr no cap

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              maybe you missed this like 2 posts up:
              >bosses in this game string attacks together without opening, something the devs did because they thought their perfect guard system would be better received than it was. Turns out people don't want to treat every boss like Gwyn

              It seems that Neowiz thought that people were gonna be far more interested in timing parries than they actually were, but they really shouldn't have bothered tweaking the AI to be so aggressive, making it a good thing that we can turn that shit off.

              If you disagree with this, you're either blindly eating slop, or you haven't made it to the mad clown

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's the devs fauot I suck
                >just, ignore everyone else that didn't have a problem with this. t-they don't count
                kek

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >just ignore everyone that doesn't want to be forced into a single playstyle
                kek?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >singleplayer game
                >can't pause
                Did these asiatics really need to ripoff fromsoft even this too?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Asians are excellent at copying shit. They don't care why it exists, or if it's required, they just copy success.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can dash and roll your way through the entire game. I did that on my first playthrough. Only got comfortable with parrying everything in my second. There is no excuse. You just really, really suck, it seems.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can play DS3 with a bongo controller. Who gives a shit?
                Then again, I doubt you did "dash and roll" through a playthrough because you don't get enough stamina to do that unless you're using specters, or took 30 minutes on each boss just out of spite in which case you really shouldn't be bragging.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lol, keep coping.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >something the devs did because they thought their perfect guard system would be better received than it was
                source?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >source?
                the fact you can literally turn off the AI additions in the ini files. Come on, anon. Use your critical faculties.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can change a lot of shit in ini files for all sorts of games
                That doesn't mean every single feature wasn't acceptable
                Pretty much every setting in UE games can be changed through ini files. Does that mean no setting is received well at all in every UE game?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >talking about a single specific instance in one specific game
                >YOU CAN CHANGE LOTS OF THINGS IN LOTS OF GAMES ANON
                Please stick to the matter at hand.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >say a setting being tweakable in ini files means it's not well received
                >no, not those other settings (all settings) in ini files, those don't count as being not well received
                No actual proof for your claims

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                prove you don't have downs' syndrome, anon

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The AI boost was something they added at a later stage of development. Basically every update has been scaling it back to some degree. Having played with and without, it was honestly a mistake. There are too few openings to punish enemies without learning perfect guard, and it presses players into a single form, which kind of sucks.

                As other mechanics, especially for bosses, are wholly dependent on perfect guard, they were obviously counting on it to be a hit. They wouldn't have tied a lot of their more "innovative" features on it otherwise.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                All I'm reading is opinions. It's fine that you don't like the system as it is but you speak like it's objective fact rather than your opinion
                There's anons ITT including me that think the parrying is in fact, a hit.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >There's anons ITT including me that think the parrying is in fact, a hit.
                and nothing will convince you otherwise, no matter how compelling or obvious. Your problem, not mine.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Your problem, not mine.
                Actually sounds like your problem since you have problems with the game as it is.
                Anyway, we'll never convince each other of our OPINIONS

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >since you have problems with the game as it is.
                didn't you hear, anon? You can fix the game by turning off the moronic AI boost in gamedefault.ini

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >There's anons ITT (all me) that think the parrying is in fact, a hit.
                FTFY

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but you speak like it's objective fact rather than your opinion
                It IS objective fact that Neowiz tied their more "innovative" features to a reliance on the block and parry system. Weapon durability is actively nonsensical if you're attempting to play any other way, and breaking enemy weapons just doesn't happen.

                They obviously wanted players to be herded into that one playstyle, and people didn't want to. Which makes sense, considering the variety that their competitors offer.

                All you have to say in return is "BUT I LIKE IT", which kind of proves my point for me.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                All you have to say in return is "BUT I DON'T LIKE IT", which kind of proves my point that it's only an opinion

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >All you have to say in return is "BUT I DON'T LIKE IT"
                not your best lie, considering I said a lot more in the previous post alone. Maybe you can't read.

                >and breaking enemy weapons just doesn't happen
                Then how do the many times the enemy weapons break happen in all of the videos and LPs of the game?

                This is only done through perfect parry. Again, it's a system wholly tied to parrying. Neowiz put a lot of eggs in that one basket.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I had no problem with parrying after some practice. It's a lot more fun than just dodge rolling everywhere.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                parrying is boring. Has been since DS1.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Different strokes for different folks. Looks like we're agreeing to disagree.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I question your legitimacy due to the fact you won't speak to the reality that you were FORCED into playing that way, but I also realise that I'm not going to get anything more than "I learned to love it!" out of you.

                We're not really agreeing to disagree. I'm just going to treat you like a games journo and ignore everything you say as disingenous tripe. Sorry.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you were FORCED into playing that way
                There's nothing inherently wrong with that. Sekiro pigeonholes into parryspam far harder than LoP and people will suck its dick for eternity.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sekiro
                is shit for that very reason. I want an ARPG, not rock paper scissors in the shogunate. These pointlessly intrusive gameplay mechanics are just garbage, no matter how many FROMdrones suck their dick over it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean I don't like Sekiro either because of that, but that has absolutely nothing to do with whether it's a good game or not.

                See, you're under the delusion that your personal preferences are of any relevance to judging a game's quality. They're not, there's no inherent value or superiority to varied gameplay over focused gameplay, the only true determining factor is execution.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and breaking enemy weapons just doesn't happen
                Then how do the many times the enemy weapons break happen in all of the videos and LPs of the game?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I noticed this in my playthrough. The AI of the bosses is particularly bad, leaving little to no opening to punish, and even some of the minibosses were so egregious in their attacks, especially compared to my stamina, that it just makes sense to hear that the enemy AI is fricked.

                It's a dead giveaway that they continue to attack through your own, cancelling them out, and just mindlessly spam shit while you're in a corner. I'm gonna try tweaking the AI boost shit and see if that makes it gud

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I noticed this in my playthrough. The AI of the bosses is particularly bad, leaving little to no opening to punish, and even some of the minibosses were so egregious in their attacks, especially compared to my stamina, that it just makes sense to hear that the enemy AI is fricked.

                It's a dead giveaway that they continue to attack through your own, cancelling them out, and just mindlessly spam shit while you're in a corner. I'm gonna try tweaking the AI boost shit and see if that makes it gud

                Stop replying to yourself
                >same multi-sentence line structure
                >same excessive comma use
                >same reddit spacing between lines

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Detective KimDongSuck
                Are you trying to ripped off Conan now?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >multi-sentence line structure
                the frick does this even mean?
                >reddit spacing
                oh, you're a moronic dope who falls for buzzwords

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >everyone but me is a samegay! I can tell because they use commas correctly!

                That's one way to avoid having to respond properly.

                I hope it works.

                >reddit spacing

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If you know how to access the game's folder and know how to use notepad

            I don't. Spoonfeed me. Where is it located and what am I looking for inside it to turn it off? I already looked through GameUserSettings and didn't find anything resembling AI boost.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              the easiest way is to download the AI boost off mod from nexus or wherever, and paste the folder where it tells you to. That does it for you, and makes it easy to undo, by just deleting that folder.

              There are other mods on the page to make the enemies do less damage, but it makes the game too easy, imo

  131. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so what's the lore exactly? you're playing Pinocchio who's a femboy in the bloodborne universe?

  132. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    downloaded it. never launched it. uninstalled.

  133. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    asiaticshit is shit and only asiaticboos dicksucking this bootleg crap. What a surprise

  134. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lies of p
    >1k players
    >elden ring
    >45k player
    Gonna buy elden ring instead of some no name asiatic copycat, no thank you koreaboos

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We heard you the first six times you posted this, at least try to pretend you're someone else and don't blow your cover with your obsession with saying asiatic.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What are you gonna about about it, asiatic? Seethe about Fromsoft again?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          asiaticasiaticasiaticasiaticasiaticasiaticasiaticasiaticasiaticasiaticasiaticasiatic
          Hey asiatic mad because nips raped the shit out of his grandma

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Check elden ring fan art
            >40k
            >check pee of asiatic fan art
            >50
            huh? what are you trying to say huh?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              there is no shortage of LoP quality fanart on twitter, from fujobait to pencil sketches
              the idea that game with underage characters will never get much porn never crossed your mind, eh

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >underage characters
                ?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Since when i was saying anything about porn? Feel free to compare Lies of P vs Elden Ring on pixiv, danbooru, gelbooru, fanbox whatever you fricking moronic asiatic
                >there is no shortage of LoP quality fanart on twitter, from fujobait to pencil sketches
                Fricking prove to me that your asiatic trash has more art than Elden RIng right fricking now, or your mother is a prostitute and her pussy smell like pig shit

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there is no shortage of LoP quality fanart on twitter, from fujobait to pencil sketches
                >lies of asiaticshit 5
                >elden ring 50k
                Holy shit, What do you mean by "there is no shortage", anon?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >porn
                Because Lies of P had neither fanart or porn LMAO

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there is no shortage of LoP quality fanart on twitter, from fujobait to pencil sketches
                Like 20 of them lol, meanwhile Elden Ring...

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Like 20 of them lol, meanwhile Elden Ring...
                show me 20 Lords of the Fallen fanart.
                I can wait.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                huh? Why should I care about Lords of the Fallen ?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >creates the most beautiful and meticulously sculpted model
              >character is barely animated, doesn't have any facial expression, will never be used again in any other works

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He looks nothing like that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        asiaticasiaticasiaticasiaticasiaticasiaticasiaticasiaticasiaticasiaticasiaticasiatic
        Hey asiatic mad because nips raped the shit out of his grandma

  135. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >PLEASE SUPPORT THE DEVS
    >SOBS
    >sold millions of copies

  136. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not a hot take really. The minute I homebrewed my wii, I realized there was nothing I wanted to play. It's funny how much prices play a part in it,

  137. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even care about soulsloplike games, but why the title sounds so fricking moronic?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never heard of Pinocchio and what one of its central plot points is?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with it?
      Pinocchio lies
      Lies of P

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        More like asiatic of pee lmao

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What. Is this game about a fricking Pinocchio? Why is it shorted to "P"?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The entire initial hook and a lot of its marketing before the game was out was that the game takes heavy inspiration from Pinocchio. A dark fantasy take on fairy tales (yes the original stories already are dark fantasy)

  138. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >You don't need to perfect parry everything. Just block and get your health back from by agressive.
    remember a few posts ago, where you were pretending you completed the game by dashing and rolling? Yeah, I'm not too shocked you went back on that one. Too obvious.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone talking to me is one person

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nahh, just the ones who are obvious samegays who delete their posts out of shame
        also
        >defending deleted posts
        who does this? Oh, right..

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I deleted that post because of spelling mistakes. I can say it again: just block and get your health back by playing agressively. and a better dodge is the first upgrade you can get. you can easily i-frame through most shit, just like Souls. only the red super attacks have no i-frames. the idea that you need to perfect parry just seems like you're too moronic to even try playing in a different style. but whatever. you're probably just a homosexual arging in bad faith to get a rise out of people.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >bro just level ADP to 28 and it's fine bro, just like shut up bro, it's fine it's not a thing, you're trolling bro

            DS2 bros winning, I guess

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            forcing the player into a single playstyle is a bad thing, anon. Luckily, you can just turn off the shitty AI additions they made in late dev and play the game properly.

  139. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    can we STOP ARGUING and START POSTING more pictures of the fricking twink

  140. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    /v/'s Law

    the price of a game is inverse to its reception

  141. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    tried to warn you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now make one for Mario Kart and every single racing game made after it.

  142. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >noooo you can play how you want!
    >well *I* dodgerolled through the whole game!

    ?t=1220

    I didn't know that Neowiz posted on Ganker?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >here's some braindead literally who israelitetuber that used summons and can't even hold block let alone parry properly. that's how I know I'm right.
      literal NPC

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >braindead literally who israelitetuber that used summons and can't even hold block let alone parry properly.
        >still managed to 100% the game

        so...it's shit for babies, then?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you use summons? yes. they're more broken than mimic tear. maybe you should try them, instead of crying about your skill issue on Ganker.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            how do summons help outside of bosses, anon? How do they help this guy, who didn't use them?
            It's funny how you're shouting gitgud at people, while also proving you can't properly navigate a youtube video. maybe get a summon to help you.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              if you need help outside of boss fights then I don't know what to tell you. even IGN complained about the game being too easy in between boss encounters. you might legit be disabled if you're getting your ass kicked by stuff a gaming journo found to be a cakewalk, kek.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh dear. You know that journos were given a very easy version of the game, right anon? You didn't think they were playing the same one as you?
                Embarrassing.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                and before you try to huehuehue, of course I finished it first

  143. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    still think its solid

  144. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >add "asiatic" to filter
    >thread loses 1/3 of the posts

    Imagine being a discord that exists only to be troony.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I accept your concession

  145. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know a game is great when the child rapist trannies on Ganker go full Xenoblade Chronicles 2 over it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      fromtroons really are the worst fricking cancer on this board. I'm starting to hate them more than snoy's and tendies.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        OH NO MY GAME IS A SHAMELESS FROMSOFT COPYCAT BOOTLEG GARBAGE I HATE FROMSOFT SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAA

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like FromSoft. I hate Fromtrannies. There's a difference.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And Souls game are a shameless ripoff of Brotherhood of the Wolf

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is Brotherhood of the Wolf a video game?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Whoah a video game copy some themes of movie unacceptable, never heard of
            >Meanwhile look at the shameless asiaticshit copypasted Lies of piss
            Bro..

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I only see your butt blasted

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What is the gameplay of Brotherhood of the Wolf like? Is it a movie game?

  146. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Copy everything from FromSoft
    >This means their DLC will also be the best part of the game
    We literally can't stop winning twinkbros.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope they really step it up on the level design. my only real problem with the game. especially the last area, which was just a boring slog of endless hallways and ladders.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate this about myself but I liked the linear hallway levels way better than mazey stuff and backtracking. imo LOP got that aspect perfect. I just hope they make some more hard-but-fair bosses like Nameless and Victor, and stop doing the fricking 2-healthbar thing.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I hate this about myself
          Why though? You like what you like.
          From-enjoyers like non-linearity in map design
          You and I (I consider myself a Nioh-enjoyer first) enjoy linear maps and chokepoint-like corridors

  147. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They made him too buff

  148. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    make sure to use this mod to alleviate the overly-aggressive AI, if you're having trouble.
    Great game tho

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not just use cheat engine if you're going to cheat

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why not just
        You can literally do what you like, anon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cheating is boring. I'd rather just turn off the moronic tweaks they made to speed up the AI.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          But that's just cheating while you try to deflect that it's not

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            By that rationale, playing at anything higher than 30fps is cheating. So is upping the FOV. That's cheating too. And don't forget playing on a higher brightness. Cheater.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anon you are using 3rd party tools to modify the game to make it easier. That is blatantly cheating you window licking moron.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                better tell everyone using "3rd party tools" to suit their resolution that they're cheating too..
                and what about mods that make the game harder? Is that cheating?

                You're legit stupid.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                stop giving this baiting moron attention.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >samegayging to give himself an opening to leave without "losing an argument"
                homie, just go. Nobody cares.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >caring about "cheating" in a single player game
                this is such reddit behaviour, jesus

  149. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Overall's opinion

    learn to speak english you thirdworld monkey

  150. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    From has been superseded. These games are no longer soulslikesl; they are Pclones

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kneel... This anon speak the truth

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >realising you lived long enough to see the rise of the Pinocchiclone

  151. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >$70 purchase bias
    homie you could always play it for effectively free with the Gamepass trial.

  152. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Played the games only one time yet when it came out but couldnt put it down until i finished it and that is rare this days..the game is good.

  153. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >install 2b mod
    >install bouncy boobs mods
    yep
    it's gaming time

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