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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I predict that there will be an autist screeching about how much he hates twink protags ITT.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    are you enjoying it, anon?

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn’t that just the kid from dune

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it's him

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the same.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apologize to Korea, Ganker. They make kino.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >manliest Korean men

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. They couldn't even make a successful MMO before making this plagiarized garbage.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >model a girl
    >call it a guy

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which one bros

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I usually go Balance in these games because I never know going in what kind of weapons I want to try.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      sweeper has big guard bonus so it's easier than the others

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's a guard bonus?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          ihow much damage still gets through when you block

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Strength. ALWAYS strength. If you don't use big ass swords you're a homosexual. Simple as

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >same pic every
    >same few openers
    >asiaticshills
    >asiaticgame
    kys

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the art direction but not really interested in a souls game not made my miyasuzuki.
    The dodging on the demo was weird and I feel like we're gonna get a lot of threads from you.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      autism

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dodging has definitely been improved since the demo.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >denuvo
    >even paying can make you lose access to the game
    get fricked asiaticshill with your bloodborne at home slop

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >buying on gmg
      ishygddt

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not only gmg

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They went with puppets so you can't criticize the bad animation quality and all round jankiness.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The animations are good though.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The animations are good and you don’t just fight puppets.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It feels like an insult they are charging $60 for this shit
    >in b4 poorgay
    It's the principle.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    did it come out on pc only or PS5 aswell? it seems like they released it 1 day earlier on steam

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like some shitty Bloodborne x Dishonored crossover. Souls without the soul. Classicasiatic shit. Hard pass.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will people get filtered by Parade master?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, he got nerfed. people can take 10 hits from him

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any tips for beating him? Just got up to him last night so only fought him once.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        block/parry everything and be aggressive to regen your lost hp except when he glows red, you have to double dodge away from those

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          When's the right time to be aggressive?

          ihow much damage still gets through when you block

          Hope choosing Cricket won't gimp me too badly in the first boss fight.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >block
            >swing while baddy is finishing his swing animation
            >block
            repeat. gotta use that small window that lets you regen the hp you just lost

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kill two puppets
    >straght, left, right
    >kill two more puppets and one big puppet
    >left, right, right, straight
    >kill boss
    >repeat
    wow, truly an amazing game.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"decent game"
    >it's just Dark Souls with femboys
    Dark Souls ruined a generation of gamers.
    It is the Call of Duty for zoomers

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You probably only consume extremely pozzed garbage if Dark Souls of all things is what's giving you pause about the current state of the industry.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I play JRPGs and games 10 years and older, homosexual
        Dark Souls ruined ARPGs because any Action RPG nowadays only tries to be Dark Souls
        kys, fromdrone

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I play JRPGs
          Of course you do. Of course a subhuman moron like you would have this opinion.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is no creativity in souls like games.
        >non-existence story
        >hard monsters
        >had bosses
        >generic level-up system
        >overused visuals
        Also Lies of P is objectively better than every single souls like game. But no one will admit it, why? Because the game wasn't made by Fromsoftware. The whole souls fanbase is a massive meme.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's FIFA for hipsters. Zoomers don't care and already calling it mid.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the Nickleback and Creed of vidya where one game was popularized and journalists were trying to push it as the next big thing despite having every game after it play the same or like shit.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whys this game shilled so hard here?
    literal whos make literal who asked for this game.
    Ganker is the only place i now it gets any air time

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has 160k viewers on twitch right now what do you mean

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats a pretty small reach considering that is probably there entire advertising budget

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    En Garde! is better

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorry but ac6 is more of a game and mogs both dark souls and soulslike shit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. Korea lacks know how on console game. They don't have an idea how to make console game.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    But Korea has no idea how to make console game. They lack knowhow for console game. Did they poach Jap or Western devs?

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    can't decide if str or dexgay in this

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      then pick balanced, figure out which weps you like best, then respec later

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      dex is just more conveniant since you don't have to split stats in capacity to make up for the extra weight of big weapon. encumbrance has harsh penalties in this with movement speed and stamina regen

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    lewd mods when?

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >denuvo
    my poor ass can't afford games right now

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      not even $10 for goyimpass?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I refuse to pay for subscription services.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    honestly the most shocking thing to me so far is a new release looks nice and also just runs well

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pay extra to play early
    >Money stolen
    Brilliant move.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for the money!

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