Lies of P

would you lie in her p?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    game aesthetic sucks. everything some stupid puppet or nutcracker clown bullshit. oh and of course you got the british cop bot w/ a mustache and billy club. most generic take on the worst aesthetic

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why is this game about mechanical puppets full of mechanical puppets i'm going insane aaaaaa

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the opposite for me. I really like the puppet designs but the monsters are bland and generic. It really kills the second half of the game

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same here, the carcasses fricking suck and are obviously TLOU inspired.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn, that sounds like the game might be shit...
      Need more opinions from more anons.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish they used more of the grim aesthetic. As in the Black Rabbit Brotherhood which is my favorite bossfight so far

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clockpunk is kino you pleb. The game is strongest when it's doing its own thing instead of apeing Bloodborne.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cute!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      god I can never time their blocks.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    List of NG+ rings? Is there fap+1?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's a fap +1 and +2

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a list of all dark moon moonstone of covenant locations?

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soulsborne Oz will be kino

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine how annoying the Wicked Witch boss fight will be.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >female protagonist
      NO

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cute girl who does everything you tell her and can dress up
        YES

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're off to kill the Wizard, the terrible Wizard of Oz. We hear he is a whiz of a wiz if ever a wiz there was. If ever oh ever a wiz there was, the Wizard of Oz is one because because because because because because

      because of the sinister things he does. We're off to kill the Wizard, the terrible Wizard of Oz.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whats the tagline boys?
      >we're off to see the wizard...
      >there is no place like home.
      >if i only had a heart.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do a speedrun
    >ignore everthing and everyone one else
    >ignore all sidequests and NPCs
    >do no listen to records, ignore telephone calls or anything to rise humanity
    >let Sophia live
    >reach Geppetto at the end
    >only option was to give heart, I could not refuse

    so to get the free from strings ending you actually need some humanity then?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah you need the grey hair

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        then for that ending the pivotal choice is letting Sophia live? there's so much confusing stuff of people saying you have to always tell the truth and that you had to have no humanity to get this ending, but they don't mention this shit about not even getting a final choice to even face nameless puppet

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          the fextralife page explains everything

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            said nobody ever

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              What are you talking about, moron? Fextralife pages are always the most autistically detailed pages.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The funny part is that Fextralife were the ones saying you needed to tell all truths for that ending and everyone fricking parroted them. Looks like they removed it after the comments started bashing them

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          you need to crank up your humanity stat by lying and listening to records

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you need to listen to the whole record, or can I just select it and move on? I don't want to sit and listen to shitty korean pop shit.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              you need to have a nice day actually

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Whole record
              You'll get a
              >springs are reacting
              type message after it ends
              You can run around the hotel and do things while it plays, but it has to play till thr end.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Autists should be euthanized, except the useful ones like John carmack.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            but do I need to at some specific level? you get messages like "The Ergo is whispering" and "your heart is poundng"

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              You need lvl 4
              >lvl 1
              >Your springs are reacting
              >lvl 2
              >Ergo is whispering
              >lvl 3
              >You feel warmth
              >lvl 4
              >Your heart is pounding
              You can also interact with the cat to see your lvl, at max lvl P will hug it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think you can get away with level 3 to get the true ending. Level 4 for Golden Lie

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Need max level humanity for LE SECRET weapon
                >It's actually garbage

                I have no idea why the secret weapon is trash and you have to do all that shit to get it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                C/C scaling feels pretty bad, but the blade fable art is pretty good and the moveset is great. I'm going to do a NG+ run with it soon, hopefully the damage doesn't frick me too bad.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Every regular handle is scaling balanced at C/C, only special weapons ever have more total scaling than C/C.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, but the other NG+ weapon is B/B

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                15% less damage at 100/100 than other weapons with the same base damage. Although now that I compare all of the special weapons' base damages, it has the second lowest base damage behind the umbrella. I guess the only reason to use it is the ability to attack while blocking, but you can use aegis for that.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think you can get away with level 3 to get the true ending. Level 4 for Golden Lie

                I'm aiming for the "normal" ending, that is old man telling you frick you after beating the final boss so may be I only need to reach level 3 humanity? (You feel warmth)

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think only one ending is tied to humanity? To get the ending you're talking about, you just have to spare Sophie, don't know if you even need a certain humanity level. When Gepetto asks you for your heart you just have to refuse, fight the Nameless Puppet, and you get the ending.

                The true ending is locked behind max humanity that's really the only requirement for it, and it's not hard to get at all. You also unlock white hair P.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                this happened to me

                Yeah you need the grey hair

                as i said, I didn't do anything ot level humanity so I couldn't even refuse geppetto at the end even though I let Sophia live

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where is that cat??

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                chilling in different spots around the hotel. on a couch near alidoro, on the second floor on top of that luggage.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                different spot every time you go to the hotel

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've never seen it once!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. If you stay fully puppet then you're a robot who can't refuse Gepetto. You need humanity to get the option to refuse him. The Rise of P ending needs even more. You don't need gray hair for free from the strings but I think it needs to be long at least.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        so at what level of humanity should I aim then? I already did 3 laps and finishing the game again is a pain

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >speedrun game
      >don't understand how game works
      God you trannies are moronic.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You guys all have to rush the game and come to every thread talking end game spoilers and shit. Its the same with every game. It sucks. I'm enjoying the game and just got to the dark bunny town or whatever but can't browse at all without being spoiled. Thumbs down. Booo

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wife Angie is better.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I too love plagiarized designs signifying how creatively empty a triple A game company is.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man they really wanted to make a circus level huh

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was surprised no Stromboli or anything to do with Pleasure Island outside the mad donkey, though I guess they wanted to stay away from the stuff people already know and tackle the things from the books not in the movies

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Simon is Stromboli and you go to his island where he turns people into monsters

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stromboli’s the puppet guy, but coach man

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stromboli is named Mangiafuoco in the book, Fuoco is him, though Parade Master also is clearly inspired by him. So he's in the game twice.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I figured the Arcanist stronghold was supposed to be the Pleasure Island parallel

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally, a quality thread OP.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok then stay moronic

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    no u

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shout out to my homie Venigni the realest one out there

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      best npc in the game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a real G, he's actually everything he claims to be
      Hope DLC/next game doesn't ruin that.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the damage for fable slots mean slots in total, or filled slots?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      only EXTRA filled slots

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's so over

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly made me sad, she knew you were just a puppet but she treated you like a grandson and acknowledged you as a real person/Carlo.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      she was a nice lady

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a great moment when you listen to that record and "your heart is pounding".
      Just like changing haircut after meeting Romeo

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Antonia diddled young Carlo and that's fricking based.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TFW have over half the records
    >Every track/song is kino and good

    I'd unironically buy the soundtrack or download it if it ever releases on Apple Music or something maybe I'm in the minority but the music in the game is fantastic.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's all the records. There's one that isn't obtainable in game, a golden version of Misty E'rA.
      https://files.catbox.moe/8d70za.zip

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh wow, thanks! Now I can just listen to them whenever I want. I'm glad to see others appreciated the OST as much as I did. A lot of good comfy songs to listen to at night, or when it's raining outside.

        Fall is coming and it's getting chiller in my town, so good comfy fall/winter music.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          My man. You stay comfy anon.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have the other music too? I can't find the track that plays when you find Sophia in the Abbey/the final part of the tower climb

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is everything else. That track is called Monastery.
          https://files.catbox.moe/pt30qd.zip

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            thanks

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's just something about finding out that all of the records are just remixes of tracks from a rhythm game.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah anons said this I think on the first day or even before it came out, but it's also a neat bit of info.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit this is so much worse than the P version

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Neowiz made the DJMax games so every record is a cover from those games
        which is fricking insane because every record is great and feels like it's made just for Lies of P, the P version of Feel is so much better than the DJMax version.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been listening to this Ooh La La ass music for days now.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there 5 trinity vaults? Can't that moron arlecchino count?

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Most depressing backstory
    >Kids enjoyed playing with him
    >He enjoyed playing with the kids
    >Find one child who is sick and says he misses Murphy
    >When fighting Murphy he says he misses the children
    >Wants to get revenge for them
    >Feels angry and sad
    >Says he misses the sound of the whistle that the kids would blow around him
    >When you defeat him he says he feels cold like his friends
    >Can find the whistle
    >Blow it outside the boy's window
    >He thinks it's Murphy coming to visit him
    >Can get a wooden puppet the kids made for him
    >Murphy never let go of it

    Fricking heavy stuff, made me sad.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit that quest was bugged or missable so I didn't get it on my first run. I need to go see if it's fixed

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would be cool if you kept the whistle between runs and could play it during the fight on NG+ for some reaction.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      fricking huge picture

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      rip

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Thought she'd pass away while playing the piano
        >Could have been a kino moment
        >She doesn't

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you keep your piano skills and hair in NG+?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          hair yes, pia no

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Heh

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit is bugging me so much, does it say anywhere in game what the stalkers were actually originally doing? They had to have been around before the puppet frenzy because the legendary stalker interacted with Carlo so wtf was their job. Fextralife is shit for lore and the other wikis aren't very fleshed out yet.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were armed bodyguard for elite people.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sweepers were bodyguards for nobility, Bastards were outsiders who came with the Alchemists. Pretty much mercenaries/thugs.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Most badass weapon in the game
      >Devs for some reason didn't make an obtainable boss weapon
      >Everyone wanted it though

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah that'd be the eldest rabbit's buster sword.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          should be a 50 durability weapon

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that the Black Rabbit girl a cute

        nah that'd be the eldest rabbit's buster sword.

        Man I wish we got those

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >strips in her 2nd phase
      >filters gazillions
      She's basically Malenia 2.0

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Melania actually gets naked though, though personally I think Laxa is hotter because she's essentially fight you in her underwear/lingerie. I imagine her and Simon where fricking constantly. She's not a very fleshed out or developed character.

        There is "some" lore in the game about her but for the most part none of it is explained. She was a legendary stalker that chose to follow Simon and fell in love with him. Or she believed Simon could fix/save the world/city and was one of the only people to fully overcome the petrification disease to "ascend" basically.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Simon has a portrait of a woman on his desk next to his will, she doesn't look like laxasia but maybe...

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was ACTUALLY going to take a screenshot of that and post it in the thread so people could tell me who that was. I assumed as well that it was Laxasia BEFORE she turned, but I have no idea. It'd make sense if it was Laxasia, don't know who else it could be. Cecillia maybe? I doubt it though, unless Gepetto cucked Simon and they both loved the same woman.

            We know that Simon loved Sophia, but she rejected him, but Sophia mentions her mother had the same ability as her, so maybe Sophia's mother? But the woman in the portrait has brown hair, not blue, so who knows.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I just assumed the photo was Sophia pre-kidnapping and all the ergo/experiments turned her hair blue, which isn't that strange given that P's hair changes too

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that could be a theory as well, like that's what she looked like before she awakened her powers. You could just compare her face shape or facial features with the woman in the portrait to see if it's really her.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Melania actually gets naked though, though personally I think Laxa is hotter because she's essentially fight you in her underwear/lingerie. I imagine her and Simon where fricking constantly. She's not a very fleshed out or developed character.

            There is "some" lore in the game about her but for the most part none of it is explained. She was a legendary stalker that chose to follow Simon and fell in love with him. Or she believed Simon could fix/save the world/city and was one of the only people to fully overcome the petrification disease to "ascend" basically.

            >Ergo obtained from Laxasia the Complete. It is packed with immense power.
            A treasure hunter may want this rare Ergo.
            The Alchemist Adriana was baptized by the elixir and she became the first whole being.
            Everything about her was perfect except the fact that her feelings for one person could not be erased.
            Simon cucked Laxasia for Sophia only to get cucked by P-man.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Simon cucked Laxasia for Sophia only to get cucked by P-man.

              Makes sense, we know Simon loved Sophia and Luxasia loved Simon, but he obviously didn't care for her the way she cared for him. So both Simon and Laxasia got cucked by people they loved.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Most badass weapon in the game
      >Devs for some reason didn't make an obtainable boss weapon
      >Everyone wanted it though

      I don't get why they didn't do it. It would be the perfect weapon for Advance/Motivity builds.

      On that topic why in the frick are there ZERO Advance scaling boss weapons?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most people were upset that not a single boss weapon had advanced scaling, so you aren't the only one asking that/upset by it. There are only, I think, six advanced scaling weapons in the game.

        Flame dagger
        Acid spear
        Acid greatsword
        Electric pizza cutter
        Flame sawblade
        Electric cudgel/club

        One anon last night in the thread said he beat the entire game with the flame dagger, which I thought was kind of impressive considering the damage isn't very good, but it's a fast weapon and you can keep applying burning DoT on bosses/enemies.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The light adv blades all have a buff that increases the damage by 50%.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The light adv blades all have a buff that increases the damage by 50%.

            Wait...what? Are you fricking serious? I didn't know that. Does it actually tell you that in game because I never saw anything indicating that. I saw where a few weapons have an increased critical hit chance, but that was it.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's their fable art. It doubles your elemental damage, so it's actually a bit more than a 50% damage boost.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh you're talking about the fable art that BOOSTS elemental damage, yeah I know about that, but didn't know it was a 50% increase, that's quite a lot. I thought it was like some 10% increase.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Acid greatsword
          The greatsword isn't actually advance, you have to use the main special to coat it in acid. It's the carcass hammer thing that's advance in base form.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh you're right, it has no advanced scaling, which is moronic because one of it's fable attacks coats the blade in acid.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think the lack of ADV scaling weapons is THAT bad since you can intermix the handles to get the exact elemental weapon you want but I wouldn't have minded 1 or 2 more of em since a good number of them are lategame are weirdly hidden

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's all ogre now
    That's about everything I wanted to do in this game, catch you guys on the flip side, maybe when a trailer for Lies of D comes out

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you have so much ergo what the frick dude?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        NG+ and higher shit out Ergo. I'm level 264 halfway through the swamp in NG++.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn Im so glad I picked the status ailment amulet instead of the weapon. it just makes areas so much faster on repeat playthroughs. not to mention no poison from green man gaming

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    on ng+3 and i still dont have the complete gepetto and vegnini story trophies, how do? also dont have the play piano perfect tune or whatever. i got the heart pounding in ng and i guess i shouldve played the piano then to get that trophy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      To get the piano trophy you have to go BACK to the hotel AFTER the credits roll and play the piano. It'll be glowing/lit up to indict you can play a perfect piece. If you chose to go right into NG+ you can miss out on that trophy.

      To get Gepetto's trophy you have to check his desk/office as well AFTER the credits roll and you go back to the hotel, there is a letter on his desk, and I think that might only be available in the bad ending where you give up your heart to him.

      I have no idea how to get Vegnini's trophy, figured you have to solve all the cipher boxes or something to do with Arcalino riddles.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        thank you. though i couldve sworn ive done all cryptic vessels and riddles in ng and heard vegnini talk about alerchino or whatever

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I have no idea how to get Vegnini's trophy, figured you have to solve all the cipher boxes or something to do with Arcalino riddles.
        I got it, you need to talk to Arlecchino in the last trinity room and ask him about Venigni. Not sure if there are prerequisites to unlocking that dialogue. You'll get a toy you need to give to Venigni, and after you do, you get the trophy.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The most blatant korean marketing.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Laxasia was easy, manus was one try easy, nameless puppet was easy. Why did they nerf this game so fricking hard, before the patch i was dying to bosses 10-20 times

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      most of those bosses you mentioned didn't even get nerfs, you just got better at the game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Fricking long flame was my hardest boss. I’m so ashamed.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Games are supposed to be fun.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly. If they’re too easy they’re no fun.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I died more to this fat bastard than I did to every other boss, dunno why he filtered me so much.
    Beating King of Puppets right after him was like I was in easy mode.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to fight another one but hes easier the second time lol

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s easy, just tiresome cause he’s health bar is so large. It’s a battle of attrition.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Two Dragons is really fun. Landing the charged R2 deflect and also having it stagger feels amazing. I find it's better for attacks that are heavily telegraphed and heavily delayed due to the initial startup. I just used it on NG+ to wreck swamp monster, the boss you originally get it from.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >P wakes up on the Blue Fairy train
    >train has no destination
    >it's status is "Final st" instead of cancelled
    it's the little things
    I do wonder about that random bloody letter you get that just points out the 9pm train to St Marien though, seemed pointless

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Military Shovel is the ONLY weapon in the game with a SPIN TO WIN move
    >Hits 11 times with five fable bars

    Just thought it was a funny technique, don't know how broken it is. The damage on it isn't all that great, but the fact you can spin in a circle, control the movement/direction, and hit 11 times is funny.

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    uroboros eye is pretty fun

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Welcome to Hotel Krat

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if he says anything different if you give him the bloody wedding ring instead of the regular one

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bloody wedding ring
        How do you get that?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          When you do the quest for the gentleman on Rosa Isabella street to find his wife, if you TELL THE TRUTH to him and then come back later, you'll find him dead and can loot the bloody wedding ring off his body. You can only get it if you TELL HIM THE TRUTH and say that his puppet wife didn't love him.

          I just imagine he commits suicide as you find him dead in the exact same spot he was standing.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Brutal. Wonder what happens if you give the receptionist the bloody ring instead

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >TELL HIM THE TRUTH and say that his puppet wife didn't love him.
            But she did. If you save the test subject guy from Arche Abbey who can read ergo memories, he'll let you read her last words, which was that she loved him.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              You discover it later
              There's a NPC guy who is a experimental test subject that tires of consuming ego, and he tells you to investigate her body. This is near the end of the game.

              >Spoiler

              I actually didn't know that. I saved the dude and tried to FRICKING find him but never could, says he's at the entrance to Rosa Isabella street but for the life of me I could not find him at all. It's neat to know that's what happens though.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's on that bridge where you can hear the French singing

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's misleading, he's actually further along, just before the street where you fought the clown.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Technically it is the right stargazer to teleport to but you need to have opened the shortcut.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              this shit was kino because when you first talk to the husband and he mentions having a puppet wife, at this point in the game it's still questionable how "human" a puppet can become besides P, and if you read that message before a lot of the later story beats, it would kind of spoil a lot.. By the time you meet the test subject, it's very clear that they can also become human and so you're now allowed to see the "true" answer of whether or not their love was real

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    no dialogue with Vegini after you kill the puppet that killed his parents

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure he and the butler robot had something to say about it, which then triggers the achievement for getting all of his story. but maybe i am just misremembering

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but you know what? I probably didn't get the trophy because I got the fricking bad ending on my first playthrough. I solved all of the riddles and spoke to Archalino or whatever, but since Vagnini dies and is replaced with a puppet in the bad ending, I guess it was too late to speak with him about it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you get the dialogue with both of them after you give venigni the doll from him

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is the game actually good or not?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is genuinely good, well worth playing, amazed it was day 1 goypass

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's incredible. Story and gameplay were on point. Makes me sad for the garbage lore fromsoft games had after BB

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this b***h so much, it's unreal.

    Not as much as ch8 Cookie Monster, but still...

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's his endgame?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He wants to get to the goth club and find a nice girl to dance with

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      To produce more immortal twink brothers

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK ALCHEMISTS
      NO SUCH THING AS A GOOD ALCHEMIST

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was neat that he makes the cure for the disease and the game explains it. I thought it was just getting handwaved that he makes it to keep Antonia going, but after learning who he is of course he can make a cure

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who is he exactly? I got the secret ending but I didn't really understand what was happening. It kind of implies that he is the same as P?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was neat that he makes the cure for the disease and the game explains it. I thought it was just getting handwaved that he makes it to keep Antonia going, but after learning who he is of course he can make a cure

          He's an immortal from a secret society of alchemists that wants to rebuild/resurrect the metal angel that they believe is god by collecting all the arms of god that were scattered when the metal angel broke itself apart. He is also the one that created the Ouroboros Eye weapon

          P becomes an immortal at the end of the game, which is why he says we have a new "immortal brother" and in a letter he states that he looks forward to running into P on the eternal timeline. Why he was in Krat I have no idea? I'm guessing for the Arm of God or just to observe what would happen with Simon and Ergo.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be the Nick Fury of the Fairy-tale Universe of Games from asiatics (FUGG)

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The aftermath/post game hotel of the bad ending made me feel uneasy compared to most horror stuff and I don't fricking know why...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yea it's really freaky. I went into NG+ real fast to get the true ending. I think it's because you formed a bond, at least I did, with these NPCs and just knowing what happens is gut wrenching.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The aftermath/post game hotel of the bad ending made me feel uneasy compared to most horror stuff and I don't fricking know why...

        Your wish is my command, Sir Carlo

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Geppetto's letter creeped me the frick out
      >you killed all these guys and now I want you to stay locked up in this ruined shithole all alone while I create a paradise for us both, love you son, I'm the only one you need 🙂
      the bad ending was the last ending I got, and hearing all the replacement puppets calling you Carlo (as if Geppetto was trying to push the point across) while listening to Shadow Flower fricking broke me

      There's just something so fricking twisted about it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's why it's the "bad" ending. It's meant to be dark and depressing, because it is. Everyone is fricking replaced with puppets and Carlo kills everyone and Gepetto basically just wants to build a city of puppets to replace everyone who died.

        Gepetto even admits when Carlo died it broke him, so it's no surprise he's insane, also lost his wife as well. He also admits he didn't want any of this to happen, but basically just accepts that it's how things went.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just wanted everyone to be happy... ;_;

          did you let Sophia live for the free of strings ending?

          Yes

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            for this ending I only have to get enough humanity for P's hair to grow large right? but not enough for it to turn white later
            and then let Sophia live and refuse to give heart to the old man at the end, correct?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              For Rise of P you need high humanity and to give Sophia peace (so Carlo gets white hair)

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                high humanity = white hair then?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think the white hair is dependent on what you do with Sophia. Giving her peace being what leads to white hair

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only if you have high enough humanity. Giving her peace without high enough humanity doesn't give you the hair.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Useless puppet = low humanity and not giving Sophia peace

              Sorry son = high humanity and giving Sophia peace

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's just based on humanity. I had high humanity and gave her peace but got the normal "free from the strings ending" because it wasn't quite high enough to get the gray hair. It wasn't low enough to lock me into the bad ending though.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can you get locked into the bad ending? I thought that just requires you giving heart? Do you not get a choice if its too low?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you have low humanity and you kill Sophia then you're locked into it. I believe that's the only way to get locked into it, as long as you let Sophia live, you can refuse to give Gepetto your heart.

                There are three endings, but the true ending with the white hair is tied to high humanity, if you don't have high enough humanity you'll only be able to get one of the other two endings.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                low humanity should be just getting the long hair then
                I did not even get that in the speed run I did this morning and at the end, the only option was to give your heart to geppetto, could not even refuse

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              In English we should say his hair grows "long" not "large".

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not exactly sure how much humanity I had (the cat let me pet her at least), let Sophia live and told Simon I liberated her (not peace), then refused to give up my heart and that's how I got the ending

              On the subject of endings, I'm wondering, does the bad ending play out any differently if you pick to give your heart at the stargazer if you die during the nameless fight, instead of when Geppetto asks for it?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        did you let Sophia live for the free of strings ending?

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is gold coin fruit literally just for the dude and his cube? I don't even understand how to use that thing. A lot of fanfare for the tree just for that

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You also use it to respec.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh ok, neat

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The cube is situational at best. You also use them to respec if you want to do that and you use them for a couple side quests like curing Antonia’s petrification disease and ending on good terms with Fox and Cat

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's two blades for each element that have it innately and then 3 more that each have a fable art element buff. I'm not sure if advance effects elements when applied as a buff.

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    thoughts on the voice acting in thia game?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Venigni is great, but sounds like he's on Discord
      Others are up and down, it feels like they only did one take for most of them, and the writing feels unedited from the first pass TL

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Venigni is great, but sounds like he's on Discord
      Others are up and down, it feels like they only did one take for most of them, and the writing feels unedited from the first pass TL

      I might be weird or just less critical, but I thought the voice acting was fantastic from the majority of the characters. Gepetto, Vagnini, the puppets, Antonia, etc.

      Sophia's VA sounded kind of amateurish though. Simon's VA was pretty good as well.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked most of them, especially Vegnini. Sophia and Eugenie was a bit meh for me, the former which confused me considering she was decent as Millicent from Elden Ring

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Arlecchino is an incredible standout. He makes the other VAs look bad. I like Sophia too though.

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did this dude mean by calling P an awakened brother or whatever?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      P is an Immortal like him, P(aracelsus)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Joined the cool immortality club of which there are multiple routes toward.

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The dead puppet women who writes in oil how she loves her human husband before she dies
    This fricking game, man

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      When you do the quest for the gentleman on Rosa Isabella street to find his wife, if you TELL THE TRUTH to him and then come back later, you'll find him dead and can loot the bloody wedding ring off his body. You can only get it if you TELL HIM THE TRUTH and say that his puppet wife didn't love him.

      I just imagine he commits suicide as you find him dead in the exact same spot he was standing.

      NTA, but I guess I didn't see the message. I saw her corpse next to the stairs, but didn't see any message written in oil.

      If that's true then that's really sad, damn. I'm gonna have to go back to the area in-game and see if I can find it/see it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You discover it later
        There's a NPC guy who is a experimental test subject that tires of consuming ego, and he tells you to investigate her body. This is near the end of the game.

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I beat it two days ago and I'm still thinking about it. What a fantastic game. If these devs make another I will be auto buying it. Hope it sold enough to warrant another game..

    Wonder what their new gimmick would be. The weapon crafting was kind of cool but honestly I used a Boss Weapon for my entire playthrough almost and didn't mess with the assembly just used whatever the default weapon was

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Random thought, is "ergo" perhaps a mistranslation? Ego makes more sense, considering it is a core component of a person's personality, part of what makes someone human.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably relates to this
      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cogito,_ergo_sum

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, it isn't. They use both throughout the game without mix up. It's just a homage to Ergo Cogito Sum. You need to start THINKING before you exist.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably relates to this
        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cogito,_ergo_sum

        >Project Moon games focus on a substance called Cogito and awakening a human's "true" ego
        >Lies of P focuses on a substance called Ergo and awakening a puppet's ego
        Those Koreans sure love making their games about what it means to be truly human, huh? I say this as someone who adores PM games and loved Lies of P, but it's a funny connection.

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    To be honest this gave me chills and I'm excited to see where it leads.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tfw if we get a third game we go to Alice

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        kino is on the horizon lads

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Protagonist is named Lewis
        >Alice is the Sophia/Fire Keeper of the game
        >Throw down with the trove of monsters they can make out of Wonderland
        >Could throw some twist where Alice was the Red Queen or White Queen and real Alice is fricking shit up

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick that, I'm not buying unless I'm playing as Alice.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        stop spamming your weird hentai game

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw I just glitch Black Rabbits 1 now and go on my merry way
    Frick that fight lmao

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vid?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Run in
        Run to back of arena
        Quit out
        Continue game
        They'll all be standing around with no AI
        Kill big boi
        Win fight
        The current speedrun (as far as I know) uses it, works on current patch, even console

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          this is what people do to the abyss watchers, down to the lack of AI activating. kek

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >one of the easiest bosses in the game
      >people are resorting to glitches in order to beat it
      What the frick? I beat them on my third attempt and it was piss easy once you realize how the fight works

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There isn't a single black person in Krat... It's refreshing.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >white male protagonist who looks good
      >game sells like hotcakes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder how many characters will be turned black in the eventual Non-Fromsoft Bloodborne remake.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are Asians, which is as moronic as black people being there

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not when they're there explicitly to justify the best weapon in the game being a katana. Plus the devs themselves are Korean.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah, I forgot about that nothing character. They should’ve replaced her with a vending machine.

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Miss Belle on my first playthrough
    >Find her in NG+
    >Tell her the truth
    >actually doesnt get you the record
    NG++ here I come

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >save Belle
      >get Autism or whatever the frick his name was's letter
      >frick the quest up on purpose to see what happens and tell Belle the truth
      >go back to Austin
      >he's gone fully mad, and Belle's dead on the floor
      >what a sad ending 🙁
      >get to post-raided hotel
      >Belle's there
      >wat
      >just keeps repeating the same failstate line until the end
      fricking time magic

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's called LIES of P man

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It freaked me the frick out seeing Alidolo again lol. If you beat the game you know what I mean.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't, because I put my sword through that snake as soon as it was an option

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I killed him at the Relic of Trismestigus after you call him out on his bullshit
      I didn't really do anything "evil" as P but man it was so fricking satisfying when he goes "you can't hurt me, you're just a puppet, the frick are you going to do about it?" and then you just shank him and oneshot him. What happens if you let him live?

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want to use other legion arms
    >can’t because the aegis is too good and I’ve dumped too many upgrade points into it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You dont have the puppet string maxxed? why? its clearly the best arm

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never used the puppet string, I loved the falcon eyes just for that dodge shot alone

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm a One Winged Angel!
    >Duel of Fates theme
    How am i supposed not to laugh at this shit

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I give Sophia peace? By plapping her blue haired baby oven?

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >12 FRICKING HOURS
    I DID IT BROS!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean 12 hours in total to get to that point, right? Not that the fight took 12 hours. Because that would be embarrassing.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly it was more like 4 with large breaks between coming to a total of 12 hours

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trident
      Anon, I'm sorry but... you didn't actually beat it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOOOOOOOO YOU DIDN'T USE THE HECKING WEAPON I DID
        Actually have a nice day

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, why is Trident bad?
        I just beat the game with Coil Mjolnir/Explosive Pick, was going through the special weapons and thought it had a real satisfying moveset
        Is it the built in critical?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Huge base damage with crit chance.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just you wait until you fight the nameless puppet

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >maybe this is what real freedom feels like. thanks, carlo...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't feel bad, I still cant get past Andreus. Granted im doing it pretty half-hearted. Pretty depressed and just not up to playing videogames these days. I also don't really get my rocks off from torturing myself with these kinds of games (prefer other kinds of torture), so I might just summon and hopefully that helps a bit. Wish you could summon other humans in this game, that'd be neat. Wish me luck.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just summon, anon. And fight his ass second phase.
        That's a really cool boss fight because you technically can fight two different fights in phase 2, as his ass behaves differently.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Andreus was a fricking wall for me and past him I never had another issue that couldn’t be overcome after just a few tries. If you want some advice
          >phase 2 is easier if you focus the monster body instead of the true body. It’s easier to parry in general or at least dodge. His true body is constantly stretching and flailing all over the place
          >Salamander Dagger tears him apart. Level it up to a decent amount if you can
          >feel free to summon because if nothing else it gets you to phase 2 faster before the spectre bites it
          >if you can get him low in his second phase just whip all your thermite at him and finish the thing

          Thanks vros. Been getting to his 2nd phase and I do fight the monster face, but I usually die there. I use motivity; rapier handle + greatsword. Only fought him like 15 times so far. Been trying to build up the self-will to go in there and get my shit pushed in. But i've just been playing less punishing games, lol.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Andreus was a fricking wall for me and past him I never had another issue that couldn’t be overcome after just a few tries. If you want some advice
        >phase 2 is easier if you focus the monster body instead of the true body. It’s easier to parry in general or at least dodge. His true body is constantly stretching and flailing all over the place
        >Salamander Dagger tears him apart. Level it up to a decent amount if you can
        >feel free to summon because if nothing else it gets you to phase 2 faster before the spectre bites it
        >if you can get him low in his second phase just whip all your thermite at him and finish the thing

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>if you can get him low in his second phase just whip all your thermite at him and finish the thing
          This advice applies for every boss in the game, just switch to whatever throwable they are weak to.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        you clearly do not want to be playing this game and no one asked about your shitty depressing life

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally one of the easiest bosses except for that one BS move he does like once

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Swamp monster actually gave me more problems than this fricker. Specifically due to his jump attacks, I could parry the first 2 but the red one was impossible to time correctly.

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the Shovelnir and the Live Baton

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So was the puppet frenzy indiscriminate or was that Romeo killing all the diseased people?

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carlo and Romeo were so fricking homo, they definitely fricked
    no wonder they got petrification aids or whatever

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      im shocked the yaoi for this game is so little, you'd think they'd eat these designs up like semen-laced candy but it's been very lacking.
      Dollfrickers are also lacking by the way.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can only write and I'm in such a depressed mood since getting the endings that it's killed my boner
        But I assure you I WILL write that twink bussy getting split open at some point

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    can you give sophia peace and still gove geppetto your heart?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish more of the cryptic vessels were like the hermits. I was surprised when there was more to do than just open a chest.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon that's a mouse

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a mouse you moron.

        I thought the content of my post would provide enough context.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a mouse you moron.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      why the frick would you use a mask in this game? homie is beautiful

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish there were more accessories that didn't cover his face, P is so fricking cute, I don't want to hide it behind ugly masks

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not a single glasses option
          Venigni's shades doesn't count.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why the frick would anyone wear anything other than the box art outfit? They clearly chose it because it looks the best.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah, officer drip is unmatched

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because Venini da Panini's drip exists. Those shades alone were worth the deluxe edition dosh.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I kept reading it as vengini at first before hearing ot pronounced.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              It’s Ve-NIG-ni

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I still pronounce it ven-jeye-knee whenever I see him.

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When does P get Long hair?

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, is this game selling well? im loving it and i hope we get more of it.

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cheevo for getting all normal weapons
    >cheevo for getting all boss weapons
    >no cheev for all amulets
    >no cheev for all costumes
    ogey

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2 more of these frickers pop up out of nowhere
      >1 falls from the ceiling

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no cheev for all costumes
      i think thats because some costumes were locked behind paywall

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    alright let's dial back the gay a little

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    sooo why did gepetto wanted to kill humans?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >did wanted
      Because they're ESL morons like you

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prevented people from turning into carcasses or becoming infected with the petrification disease so their ergo to be harvested by the alchemist god machine, which he intended to hijack for his son resurrection purposes.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ergo is the coalesced form of human souls. More dead humans meant more Ergo pumped into the air to be collected and absorbed by the P-Organ. I don’t think he counted on Simon Manus using the Puppet Frenzy to suck up a bunch of Ergo for his own purposes

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Sophia have a weird back posture or is it me? It's like someone kicked her in the back and broke it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought she might be pregnant at first but I think it might have something to do with how her dress hangs off her? Dunno

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      she looks hunch backed because of the thick coat hanging off her shoulders

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kind of wish there was a phase 9 for the p-organ (hehe) for NG++ that just completely breaks the game. Give me a reward for beating these fricked bosses 3x times. Stuff like

    >Kuro's charm equivalent so you don't take damage from blocking
    >Double grinder (either swappable or just make it have 2 effects when you use it)
    >Removes the damage debuff on mismatched handle/blade comboes
    >Completely remove caps on items in active inventory.
    >Pulse Cells always heal you to full.

    Shit like that.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, phase 7 is already pretty damned meaty with good upgrades. Block fury attacks, weight tier -1 and extra amulet are all rad.

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    People talking about this game feel like people talking about a fake game.

    >You need the grey hairs to get the good ending.
    >Go pick up the cat to see how much humanity you have
    >you need to talk to the robot butler to advance the story

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's what we call "soul".

  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Christ I hate those fricking dual-wield spiked club Jester puppets so much

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've ran into two so far and there's always been Carcass enemies next to it. Just bait them into fighting each other then get in some cheese hits.

  69. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How in the FRICK do you people think Trident is better than Proof of Humanity? Do most people just not have Proof of Humanity yet? The only downside is you don't even get Proof of Humanity till the very end of the game, but it's a great NG+ weapon.

    I guess Trident is good for a first playthrough since you get it way earlier.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some people prefer the moveset I assume. I really dont care for the moveset for proof of humanity, even if it completely fricks things up if you stack enough crit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trident does more damage and has a better moveset. The running R2 is great and the charged R2 is just as good. The fable art is also faster and more effective.

        >Fable art is better

        No it isn't, that shitty two part combo on the trident can't compare to fricking LINK SLASHU on Proof of Humanity that hits like 8 fricking times and P literally jumps up and does a sick spin attack as well. The trident fable art is some stab and then jump up and stab downward. It's two fricking hits VS like 8 hits.

        In terms of fable art damage/skills, Proof of Humanity trumps Trident, and Proof of Humanity has an art that increases it's crit rate even further. Trident doesn't have that, or I don't think it does anyway.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >get poked once through the slow shitty animation
          nice combo there and wasted fable charges

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Muh Super armor

            Learn timings and you won't have to worry about being interrupted. The fable art is really quick, if you time it right you can easily get the whole combo in. You can call it high risk-high reward I guess, frankly I think it's worth it over the trident. You'll get more damage out of Proof of Humanity.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Whatever nerd. Trident simply feels better to play and has higher base damage with better movesets.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trident does more damage and has a better moveset. The running R2 is great and the charged R2 is just as good. The fable art is also faster and more effective.

  70. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hunter's Amulet increases in 5% the Ergo gain, 5%, what an useless amulet

  71. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >did all of act 6,7 and 8 on ng++ in the time it's taken Aris to still not beat swamp monster
    i thought this guy was good at games

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He chose the most gimped build to play with, not upgrading his vitality and sticking with the low damage umbrella

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair you never need to level your hp in souls games ever. ALWAYS crank your damage stat, leave hp and stamina. You get more than enough anyway. Levelling hp in souls = instant easy mode.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's unironically bad at most games

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's DSP for stoners, he was never good at games

  72. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would it be gay if I took a picture of P to my hairdresser and asked for his haircut?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  73. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is P able to lie? Why does he look human? Why wasn’t he affected by rule 0 or the grand covenant?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he's Carlo.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have to be programmed to follow it when they're created, Gepetto didn't program it into him because he felt it would be disrespectful to Carlo.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      because sneeds belonged formerly to chucks

  74. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you can block red attacks on ng++
    I mean it already felt way easier than ng but this is pretty much baby mode now.
    Anyone been past ng++? Does it get any harder? I've been facerolling every boss 1st try.

  75. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to ruin it forever but sooner or later people are going to start calling Fable Arts FArts so it may as well be my fault

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i just farted irl

  76. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sexy clown girl robots that have bombs in them
    >those disfigured baby puppets
    For what purpose were these even made for?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot the dogs with sawblades and grenades for heads.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah those too. Like was there like some kind of an underground robo dog fighting ring going on in not!france or something?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot the dogs with sawblades and grenades for heads.

      The clowns explode as part of their comedy routine
      The dogs have sawblade heads to assist with chopping down wood for logging
      The babies exist for sex education

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot the dogs with sawblades and grenades for heads.

        >sexy clown girl robots that have bombs in them
        >those disfigured baby puppets
        For what purpose were these even made for?

        I also theorized that different puppets were made for different things. You had maid and butler robots which obviously assisted the nobility/rich. You also had entertainment puppets like the clowns and jesters, and you even had military looking style puppets as well. You had police themed looking puppets, puppets with pitchforks who probably helped with farming or some kind, factory type puppets that helped with mining, etc.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's reasonable to assume after frenzy the puppets started modifying themselves, since we already know they were making more of their own.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly I wish there was more of that. I'd have loved to see like some butler/maid puppets with rivet gun arms or their feet replaced with wheels or some crazy shit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The animation makes it look like they’re ripping open their chest to expose their core and overload it into an explosive weapon. I don’t think they’re normally supposed to be exploding.

  77. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I had a gf puppet

  78. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like Hotel Krap amirite fellas?

  79. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TFW getting my ass kicked by Victor in NG+

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn that's sad, Victor is like the easiest. Huge windups and the widest dodge windows in the game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Victor shouldn’t even qualify as a boss, are you for real?

  80. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain to me what the puppet frenzy actually did?

    It’s established that puppets went crazy and ignored their programming, started killing people. Pretty simple.

    But it’s later revealed that Romeo was only trying to stop the alchemists and the monsters (carcasses) that had been created. But that doesn’t make sense. Since every single NPC is scared of the puppets, if the puppets wernt attacking humans, like Romeo says if you can understand his dialog, then why are the puppets attacking everyone? Why are they attacking you? Why does Gepetto get you to kill so many puppets if he’s still ultimately in control of them? Why didn’t he send us after the alchemists right away? All Gepetto actually wanted was the Hand of God right?

    The story makes 0 sense once the “twists” are revealed.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      git gud

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Romeo and the puppets thought they were saving the city from the petrification disease the Alchemists started (which had already spread too much hence the mindless bloodshed)
      Gepetto didn't give a frick about the puppets or controlling them, he wanted a frickton of ergo generated to revive his son with P's heart.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Likely that Romeo and Team Puppet were triggered by Geppetto and thought they were doing good by purging the majority of humans because of the disease and alchemists. In practice they were really just contributing to the ergo surge that both Geppetto and Simon were going for for their own ends.

      The puppets could not hurt humans at all due to the Grand Covenant. Geppetto basically flipped the switch off and went "go ham"

      I presume they couldn't frick with Geppetto either due to him being the proverbial administrator. What makes Carlo unique is that he was exempt from Law 0 which is partly why Romeo tries to warn him what Geppetto likely had planned for him.

  81. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t understand why 90% of the weapons have to be huge. Why not do a 50/50 split or something. So far the only weapons I can tolerate are the starting sabre and rapier.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used the rapier for over half the game, it was basically the only weapon I could stand and enjoyed using. I mostly ran a DEX build for the entire game and used a DEX scaling weapon. The rapier can get A rank scaling on technique so it's why I stuck with it for most of the game. The only S rank technique weapon I believe is the chinese sword katana.

      There aren't many weapons that can get S rank scaling and that was disappointing to me.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well that's why they put in daggers for little peepee pisspiss boys like you.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually women can only feel 4 inches of a penis so my penis isn’t small, it’s the perfect size.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You shouldn't believe everything your father tells you.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >P holds all pole handles near the middle and tip like a fricking moron so they end up having the same if not WORSE range than one handers, but with half the speed
      Who the frick came up with this design?

  82. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    never enjoyed hammers in souls games but LoP coil mjolnir is so fricking fun

  83. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else laugh at loud at the sequel bait? I didn't expect it at all.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It made me smile and get chills honestly, absolutely unexpected but I think it has a shitton of potential

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it genuinely took me off guard. I am totally down for Fableborne

  84. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I beat the first boss first try. Did people really have that much trouble with it?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      First boss?
      no. He’s quite easy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a co-worker that still hasn't beaten it. He's been trying since the demo originally came out. He needs to quit playing games period.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just tell him to summon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, took me a bunch of times, I'm not expert

  85. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    long grey hair >= short hair > long black hair

  86. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the game waste my time with shitty one shot kill butlers? Give me a fricking challenge!

  87. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just got home, sat down, boots up my game... and P has the bone cutter.
    I don't remember even acquiring this and I don't recognize where I am. Did I sleep play the game?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have siblings? I caught my brother playing my game late at night after he decried it as gay.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but I don't live with them. My roommate unironically only likes to play Super Mario Bros on the NES and nothing else, as much as I've gotten him to try.
        He does specifically love the ambience of Bloodborne and it's one of two games he'll watch me play (the other being RDR2), but he's shown little interest in Lies of P, sadly.

        nope that was me you have cute feet

        Thank you, I'm glad you came by last night, I trimmed my toenails two nights ago. Thanks for the compliment and the bone saw!

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Monitor your roommate closely

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            But he's boring sometimes. He was on grinder when I came in, I don't wanna see that! Or he's working on his business, which is most very boring stuff where he's expanded far enough to hire three people do the fun part while he does the boring paperwork as boss and owner.
            He's a lawyer, though, so I never can be sure with him.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >this level of normalgay
              Fricking disgusting.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                He'd get offended if you say that, but he also votes Republican and spends his internet time arguing politics with his neighbors on Facebook, so I guess by our standards he is most of the way to normie.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      nope that was me you have cute feet

  88. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    P's perfectly small suckable penis

  89. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    PLAP

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB
      GET DEAD GET DEAD GET DEAD GET DEAD GET DEAD

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like she fricks puppets

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got so much satisfaction from murdering her brother

  90. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, is Victor supposed to be really fricking easy?
    I got him first try

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah the boss balance in this game is all over the place

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes. He is aggressive and never lets up but his timings are all really honest and predictable

  91. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so glad that the true ending boss has no summon, forcing people to git gud.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spamming those electric throwables at him when he stops moving to explode in his second phase also wrecks his shit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >turns out everyone beat the game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek really? I saw one guy complaining about that but just assumed he was moronic or it was a "reload the area" type thing. thats perfect, I hope they dont "fix" it

  92. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can't get your own Black Rabbit Brotherhood gear

  93. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the Red Fox telling the truth about Black Cat's condition or are they just scamming you? They do give you their masks, meaning they stopped being stalkers, basically.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Telling the truth. At the end of the game they dont want to fight and both ask for golden fruit. Fox girl hopes this may cure him outright

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They were being legit

        Frick 'em, should have helped me with the Brotherhood if they wanted something of mine

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          but Anon they helped you part of the way with the pitiable damage!

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Gets out of the way the second you bump into them
            >Doesn't lag behind
            >Doesn't hog my glory by actually killing any of the enemies
            >Cant die
            >Follows you perfectly without getting in the way or being annoying
            I spared them, if for no other reason than that was an excellent companion mission.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if you spare Black Cat he points out how you've done nothing but be kind to him despite what they've done
        >says maybe you can be real friends someday
        >the Fox knows that Cat isn't really her brother but loves him anyways and is equally as apologetic to you about fricking you over
        I didn't like them on my first run but after finding out about their backstory and why they're doing what they do it makes way more sense and they're two of my favorites now.

        You don't need to fight them if you give them a Gold Coin Fruit? I feel bad for not trusting the Fox and giving her one now. I didn't give Gold Coin Fruit to anyone in general and I'm pretty sure it's the reason Antonia died in my first playthrough.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those coins were so useless I just gave them out to whoever asked. The mechanic is gay making me run to tree every time I visit the hotel to farm the coins just to spend them on useless cubes or to sell them for more ergo.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were being legit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The description for his mask confirms it.

      >The mask worn by the Black Cat. It has an internal device that supports fading eyesight. Before the boy who had lost his sight closed his eyes for the last time, he thought of how he had lied that he was her lost younger brother, and how much he wished that it had been the truth.

      >The mask worn by the Red Fox. It is a mask of the aristocrats, crafted with sophistication and refinement. After turning her back on her house, her sole interest was her younger brother she had found on the streets. She had sensed the boy's guilt long before, but she accepted him as her sole family.

      So they're not actually siblings, Black Cat lied to Fox about being her long lost sibling, while Fox knows/suspects it but cares for him like a little brother anyway.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if you spare Black Cat he points out how you've done nothing but be kind to him despite what they've done
        >says maybe you can be real friends someday
        >the Fox knows that Cat isn't really her brother but loves him anyways and is equally as apologetic to you about fricking you over
        I didn't like them on my first run but after finding out about their backstory and why they're doing what they do it makes way more sense and they're two of my favorites now.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          the thing that threw me off on the first run is that when she says her brother is going blind (after Victor) he puts on an obviously fake act saying stuff like "are you there?"
          Made me not trust them. Werent they apart of the hotel raid anyway?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            They were but they very much did not want to, and only did it because the Alchemists promised treatment for Black Cat's sight. Later on they point out that they only give them enough treatment to keep him alive, but never enough to fully cure him so they're forced to do what the Alchemists want or else Black Cat goes blind/dies. When you spare them at the end and give each of them a Gold Coin Fruit, the Fox is excited because it might be enough to fully cure the Cat and they'll finally be able to get the frick out of Krat.
            I can forgive them for that, but the one I can't forgive is Alidoro. Man backstabbed everyone in the hotel (Fox and Cat didn't really know any of the hotel NPCs so it wasn't personal to them) and not only that, he specifically hoped Eugenie would die because he found her annoying and hated her gloves. I'm glad that Hugo replaces him if you kill him because I was seriously thinking "I'm going to give up any new boss weapons this run just to kill this motherfricker, but you know what? Worth it." when I killed him, was very relieved and it was cool to see Hugo take up the Alidoro mantle and sell you boss weapons

            [...]
            You don't need to fight them if you give them a Gold Coin Fruit? I feel bad for not trusting the Fox and giving her one now. I didn't give Gold Coin Fruit to anyone in general and I'm pretty sure it's the reason Antonia died in my first playthrough.

            Antonia always dies regardless, but if you help with the cure and hand over a fruit, her pain gets relieved, she's a lot more upbeat afterwards and when she does die it's much more of a peaceful death.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hugo switching masks was an actual jumpscare

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      they are not lying

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the original tale of Pinocchio, the cat pretends he is blind, to which Lies of P takes a step further and makes him actually blind.

  94. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So out of curiosity with big post credit spoilers. If an Oz game actually ends up happening, how do you think they will alter certain characters stories and what sort of bosses/monsters will there be?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lion, tinman and scarecrow will be the main bosses

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What if they make a soulsborne with a 4 man party?

  95. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to kiss P's tummy.

  96. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So who are H and Lumacchio in Medoro's notes?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      H is probably short for Alidoro's true name.

  97. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So if P's hair grew longer does it mean I'll get the lying ending regardless or can I still frick up by being honest?
    I don't wanna lie to Eugenie about Alidoro

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Need silver hair P to get the true ending
      Not lying to her is fine if you don't want to

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's a bit of leniency, listen to records and lie as much as possible but you can fudge a few

  98. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Laxasia
    The fun stops here. I don't think it's worth a second playthrough, bros.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Summon, lube up your weapon with some fire and go cube yourself and you'll walk through it, promise

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, it's another "surprise second phase" boss with refilled HP and worse moveset. I'm done for the forseeable time. For everything nice this game does, it does the same horrible shit the Souls series does.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          skilliest issuest

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            laxasia banishes another scrub to the shitter realm, love to see it

            Nah, just tired of bad design. I says it how I sees it. A few other bosses were badly designed, but I pushed through those. Lux is just noise on the screen. The devs won't get any higher praise when they can't fix what their predecessors shit the bed on. It's all so tiresome.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >yfw

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                these fricken AI images are a laugh man

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, it's another "surprise second phase" boss with refilled HP and worse moveset. I'm done for the forseeable time. For everything nice this game does, it does the same horrible shit the Souls series does.

              I agree but at the same time she was the boss that FINALLY justified using the Specter-heal cube for me.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              skill issue

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      just use iframes when the enemy attacks to avoid damage

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      worst boss in the game for sure

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Git gud. Her first phase is easy and buff with acid which she's weak to. Break her shield in phase 1 aswell to make phase 2 easier then just dodge around like a spastic in phase 2 instead of trying to perfect guard everything aside from the opening which you want to perfect guard all the projectiles and her lunge.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just beat her first try on ng++

  99. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    laxasia banishes another scrub to the shitter realm, love to see it

  100. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    God, the Live Puppet's axe handle is so cool but so slow

  101. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bosses i had to summon a specter for:
    >Puppet King
    >Green Black person
    >Laxasia
    Those still need to be nerfed and then the game is fine.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe the devs expected you to use specters?

      Same way Elden Ring goes from pointlessly frustrating to fun when you actually use your ashes.

  102. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Alidoro starts talking shit when he thinks the Grand Covenant is protecting him from me Patient Smash-ing him

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Genuine and certified fricking kino.

  103. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    19 hours and a half, level 79, at the Barren Swamps after circling back to the Puppets of the Future and killing the big baby/childlike miniboss.

    How many hours or acts do I have left?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re near the final act. Maybe another 8-10 hours at the pace you’re going?

  104. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Behead Alidoro.

  105. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the Lies of P speedrun involves stabbing your dagger in a completely random spot on the ground in an out of bounds area you're not supposed to be in
    How do people find this shit?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      a whole ass discord of autismlords combing every inch of the game, testing with whatever launching glitch they find

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ???

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >30k players +
      >at least 10% of them have recording software available
      >when those 10% of players encounters a bug they record and share online
      >some pooprunner will see this bug video and check if its easily replicated
      It's very simple, for example, on the second day I discovered the skip on the Opera because I was trying since the start of the game to use the jump animation to get over things, so yesterday I watch a speedrunner and what a surprise its part of the main route the skip.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >so yesterday I watch a speedrunner
        Guys? I hope you don't do this unironically

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      18 minutes if anyone's curious, I did wonder if the booster could let you skip anything, can't wait for it to go to 20mins like Dark Souls' have become. I'm surprised that whole out of bounds area has collision at all, maybe an area you were meant to be able to go through normally?

  106. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so fricking annoyed that you only get one chance to kill Alidoro that gets removed for no reason when you accidentally quit out of his dialogue menu. I have to do an entire new playthrough because of that.

  107. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there are people who didnt like Gemini
    wtf

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hated the riddle guy too. I don’t know if the characters are insufferable or if it’s just the American accents.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Riddle guy at least makes sense for why he's that way when you finally meet him.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best I can describe how I feel about him is pic related. No where close to based obviously but he just barely stops himself before the dialogue gets too Marvel-y. Kind of wish that his tone was kept in that robotic voice when he first talked to you.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      he is so annoying

  108. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Wishes of D is going to be so fricking kino

  109. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    short hair > long hair > blue hair

  110. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the falseflag "lies of p better than (from game)" guy made another thread because he saw this one is nearing the bump limit lol

  111. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    NG+ is fricking HARD dude fueco is filtering me as much as he did the first time. I thought the emphasis in this game of learning every attack would make it easy the second time around but I guess its been too long.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      skill/build issue
      t. 1st tried every boss on ng++

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then you learned nothing

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ng+ was hard at first but then the levels start rolling in like crazy. First of all, use a better weapon.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd love to be using a +5 Proof of Humanity right now but I COULDN'T FRICKING BUY UNNLIMITED UPGRADE MATERIALS AFTER I BEAT THE GAME. Dear Neowiz, please add this you asiatics so I can stop using my Ouroboros.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >then the levels start rolling in like crazy
        People keep saying that. How far in does that hit? What are the ergo increases?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          After about level 80 the ergo cost to level up basically stops increasing. In souls games the cost grows exponentially so that leveling becomes extremely slow. But lies of P the cost is like 15,000 at level 90 and 16,000 at level 180.

          But NG+ enemies and bosses give huge amounts of ergo. Like 50,000+ for late game bosses. I beat the game level 90, I finished NG+ at level 185 and I didn’t farm once, and in ng+ I only died about 5 times in entire playthrough, so I only killed most enemies once.

          It’s also dumb how low softcaps are. I had effectively maxxed out effectivness from Health, all 3 damage stats, and my capacity let me equip the strongest defensive gear while using my heaviest weapon that I actually used.

          By the end I was leveling up damage stats to gain 1 extra damage per two levels. Since I didn’t need more hp or capacity. The only stat I ignored was stamina since I never had issues with stamina.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            While I think its weird you never leveled stamina, I 100% agree soft caps are way too low. By 30 points in a stat your returns go to shit for every stat except maybe capacity which seems to give decent value for quite a while. Even on NG getting your primary damage stat to 40-50 isn't completely unreasonable, but you have no real reason to do so. You get like 20 more attack at 50 than you do at like 35 with S scaling. Its silly.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Small weapons don't need stamina pool they need stamina regen. The best 'stamina' stat is Capacity because it lets you keep your weight low for faster regen or swap a weight ring out for a stam regen ring.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even if that was true, with how generous levels are in NG+, you can easily pump both.

  112. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >look up guide on how to get free from puppet strings achieve
    >always tell the truth
    >let sophia live
    >tell manus i liberated her (this is was apparently a lie even though i chose let her live)
    >refuse heart
    >did all of this
    >only have the option to give heart, no option to refuse
    wtf is this bullshit now i need to do another fricking run
    guides are so fricking worthless nowadays there's something else you need to do which i guess i didn't do

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop conflating truth/lies with meaning anything. Its about being a human. Guides are worthless
      Ending 1: grey hair, kill sophia, tell simon, refuse gep
      Ending 2: grey hair, kill sophia, lie to simon, refuse gep
      Ending 3: do not refuse gep. Any hair fine

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought for free from puppet string ending you needed to be more puppet than human. That's why Gepetto calls you a worthless puppet.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You straight up cant get anything but the bad ending if you dont kill sophia?

  113. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So if they have robot technology in this world why do they still ride carriages?

  114. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw we're never getting a sequel

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      We will though?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      surely they wouldn't tease one.... and then not make it? right?????

  115. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally impossible

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have your own opinion for once. Jesus

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Git gud homosexual

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Easiest boss in the game, just target his other head and phase 2 is just phase 1 again. I can't believe this guy filtered so many people they had to nerf him.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s actually a shit fight because he has a sideswipe move that’s impossible to dodge and almost impossible to parry. I only managed to beat him because I got the aegis and used that whenever he would try to side swipe me.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      git gud

  116. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just started playing this, but I'm a baby and the first cop is fricking handing my ass to me every time. I've got so close.

  117. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game kind of falls apart if you have a decent block weapon and armor
    t.just beat manus in 10 minutes with base hp because every time i tried to deflect and missed id still block anyway, taking like 5% damage

    Is this what shield users in souls feel? Fricking disgusting.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know, it feels awful winning using strategy and forethought.

  118. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nvm, I kicked that cops ass. Just fable fricked him until staggered. After that I'm about almost 2 hours in, it's actually fun. I'm impressed and I'm loving it so far.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to the... puppetry?
      Someone needs to workshop a classy slogan for all the recruits we have.

  119. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great looking game too btw.

  120. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    NG+ Nameless Puppet is entirely unreasonable. As an experiment i installed the easy mode mod where everything does x2 less damage to you, and he can STILL 2 shot you.

  121. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much do you need for the golden lie? My heart is pounding

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't be so gay now

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I missed 2 lies and still got it before the last lie or 2. You have some wiggle room.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got it after white hair.

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