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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better than Malenia.
    Better than Maria.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't speak for Maria cause I'm a PC only, but she's definitely more fun than Malenia.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        maria is a shit fight thats just like the stalker fights in this game

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maria is a great fight if you're bad at parrying and a fun fight if you're good at parrying.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't speak for Maria since I've never played Bloodborne but Malenia was fricking terrible.
      That being said, Laxane is fun, if only she didn't become fricking Sonic the Hedgehog during Phase 2.
      I feel like these games are evolving in the worng way to be honest.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if only she didn't become fricking Sonic the Hedgehog during Phase 2
        yeah, I'm having a hard time finding windows to get some damage in

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maria is extremely overrated to be honest, she's way too easy to bully to death with parries. Both Laxasia and Nameless Puppet are better fights.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beat Malenia third try with Rivers of Blood.
      Beat Maria first try because she was piss easy.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't got by Circus mane yet, his second phase gets me all the time.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which one

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Simon would have we wouldn't be in this problem

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad Simon only wanted butterfly pussy.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice ass tho

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this game fun?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you like Bloodborne and Sekiro it's just more of those kind of fused together.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you not watch a game and get the feel for it listening to the sound design and watching gameplay. Why the frick would you ask someone for Ganker their opinion?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's okay.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't mind if I do

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    didnt beat the game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is it so good? Even in the demo people were calling it the best weapon.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        High str scaling for an early weapon and makes any weapon low commitment and good at stagger

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I did not mess with weapon assembly much after the early game, I pretty much used the fully assembled Booster Glaive or the Katana.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Katana
        You didn't beat it

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >thinks the katana is OP
          You didn't even play the game.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's literally the best weapon in the game

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            not that guy but the parry window is frickhuge and fricks up attacks really hard

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too short range and stopping halfway through a swing looks silly on bladed weapons. For me, it's the axe handle.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Live Puppet Axe blade + Pickaxe handle is so good and hits way harder than the Bonesaw + Pickable handle but holy shit it blocks the screen way too much against small enemies.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's the mjolnir pickaxe

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently I fricking missed Belle in this playthrough.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Lasaxia a human or a corpse?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      A mutant, infected with petrification disease, and then ''cured''

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        shit fetishes

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, I'm asking for enemy classification to know which talisman to equip, I get the lore.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know, I used fire.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          human, weak to acid

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            that did the trick. thanks, anon.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Games like this are created by souls fanboys rather than people who truly grasp the intricacies of game design that made dark souls good.
    So it only makes sense that the only people that could enjoy this garbage are soulsgays who themselves don't understand what made souls good.
    >fight hard
    >me try over and over
    >me finally win
    >*dopamine release*
    >"uhhhhhh is this the best game ever???"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >who themselves don't understand what made souls good
      Beating hard challenges is one of the most important things. Souls formula doesnt work if there isnt a really tough motherfricker to beat at the end of the level. Lore, exploration etc. is nice, but at the end of the day its the fluff, and the boss fight is the meat of the dish.

      Seems like u dont understand why people like those games, anon. Its ok, theres a lot of self proclaimed game design experts these days

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Souls formula doesnt work if there isnt a really tough motherfricker to beat at the end of the level.

        This formula was literally pioneered by a game where most of the bosses were glorified set pieces, and then continued in Dark Souls where, again, most of the bosses are complete pushovers. It's only in recent years that Fromsoft started focusing on bosses to the detriment of level design, but the "formula" had become popular long before that point.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Souls formula doesnt work if there isnt a really tough motherfricker to beat at the end of the level.
          Hey secondary, believe it or not but Dark Souls 3 isn't "the souls formula", there are actually three other souls games that have a larger focus on dungeon crawling and exploration.

          Yeah, and Demons Souls is widely considered to be the worst game in the series whos main achievement was being a prototype leading to Dark Souls - where they dropped the experimental stuff that didnt work out, like annoying runups to the bosses, puzzle bosses etc., and focused on proper boss fights like O&S, Artorias, Manus and so on

          Idk where this idea is coming from that Souls is about "dungeon crawling", but its simply not true - levels are setups for the boss fights.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            (You)

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Dark Souls - where they dropped the experimental stuff that didnt work out, like annoying runups to the bosses, puzzle bosses etc

            lol, you were a bit too obvious with this one but I'll admit, you got me.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              ?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                hes making fun of you because you said that DeS dropped boss runs and then immediately positively noted O and S, Artorias, and Manus, all of whom have frick huge boss runs.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                *DaS

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >his formula was literally pioneered by a game where most of the bosses were glorified set pieces
          The thing about Demon's Souls is that the levels were long with no bonfire checkpoints at all, so you had to complete the entire level to get back to the boss if you died. There were only few shortcuts, if any at all, for each level.
          DeS bosses were pretty different and varied too instead of just all being le ebin rival dodge roll flip knight fight

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Souls formula doesnt work if there isnt a really tough motherfricker to beat at the end of the level.
        Hey secondary, believe it or not but Dark Souls 3 isn't "the souls formula", there are actually three other souls games that have a larger focus on dungeon crawling and exploration.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hm, that looks like some good coom. Is there good (straight) coom in this game? Does it follow in From's barefootsteps?

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you used any sort of consumable, throwable object, status grindstone or abrasive, you didn't beat the game.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bloodborne perfected the Souls formula while Sekiro deviated way too much from it to the point it is barely a soulsborne.
    Bloodborne still has dungeon crawling in the form of the chalice dungeons and some small exploration without being too obnoxious about it, but the game shines because of map design, enemy design, side quests and boss design.
    It also adds parrying which is way more fun than shields.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to protect that smile

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the hell is that? where's the giga lightning sword?

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Romeo sounds hot

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