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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how very original

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >green monster of the swap
    kek

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >green monster of the swamp
      How did this name get a pass??

      'Swamp Thing' was taken

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT
      ARE YE DOIN
      IN MA SWAMP

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >souls-clown
    >fair-use IP
    its got soul (good)
    but its also souls (bad)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Souls game are fantastic in terms of gameplay.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some people like them, but I prefer the DMC-style of fighting, where you feel way cooler and move much faster. Running past enemies to get back to where you were feels cowardly and lame.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then don't run past them.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pee organ

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >green monster of the swamp
    How did this name get a pass??

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game is so fricking derivative. I mean all souls clones are but this is just ridiculous.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heard there was a separate upgrade tree from the souls-levelup shit. Is there a boost to how fast Pinocchio gets up from the ground, recovers from getting hit, or improves the dodge?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, there's an upgreade that allows you to do another dodge in the middle of the first dodge.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does the double-dodge improve the i-frames? Current dodge seems to struggle with some attacks or just sticks to enemies.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't think so, you need to stop hugging enemies.
          Also red attacks ignore iframes and can only be perfect parried or run out of range of the boss when one starts.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This looks like Bloodborne. How come no one else can make a souls like without making it nearly identical to Fromsoft games ? Try something original

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like BB, but plays like Sekiro.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        way too slow for sekiro

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's the start of the game, duh.
          Some enemies have near-instant counters if they parry you as well.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Press A to pick up
            here's one tiny nitpick I don't think needs to be in every souls game, especially since there's never any animation for picking stuff up.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              There is, your character moves his hand forward like picking up something from a table.
              Most players skip it by sprinting or rolling.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Right, I meant an animation that's not purely cosmetic. There's never a tactical decision whether to pick something up mid fight (not that you could immediately an item unless you're a god at menu management or you happen to already have that exact item in your equipped pouch).
                Maybe I'm spoiled by playing super polished games with a million QoL features like Forbidden West.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The animations look so fricking stiff and unnatural. I dont get how these devs are inspired by souls but they cant nail the most important aspects.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hear me out here, what if Souls... but in a world that's actually doing just fine, and nobody's crazy? One that's still in the "Golden Age". Also with a less trdious respawn system

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >combat of elden ring and everything else of morrowind
        poggers

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That could be neat

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is what I had wished Elden Ring would be. Miyazaki needs to let go of his isolation motif bullshit. It’s fun once in a while, but at a certain point, the deadness is almost absurd.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The final boss is going to be a giant eldritch whale, is it?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played the demo for about 7 hours and it's pretty good. I don't know how much variety of weapons there will be but you can break any blade apart from any handle and mix and match. It actually makes owning multiple if the same weapon set valuable. The thing I'm worried about is there won't be enough weapons to make this worth while to experiment with.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, Sekiro had 1 weapon and people liked it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The main complaint I had with sekiro is that there's one primary weapon and a few choices for limited use tools. Already it's doing better than sekiro in that regard. However, unlike sekiro, there was absolutely no cinematics or scripted events in the game to watch and appreciate the world that this is taking place in. There was a lack of exposition about the demo's last boss, the broken constable, save for two item descriptions that they hand you unceremoniously. It felt like they could've communicated the concept that he was a mistunderstood hero a little better than saying "HE DIED KEEPING THE CHILDREN FOREVER IN HIS HEART. MOVING ON NOW."

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The journals you pick up have more than one page.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    > green monster of the swamp
    creative writing is my passion
    last boss will be called 'the evil one'

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes, because names like "The Penetrator", "Ceaseless Discharge" and "Living Failures" are the pinnacle of creativity.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        > The Penetrator
        'Red Blade Swordsman'

        > Ceaseless Dischange
        'Molten Tentacle Giant'

        > Living Failures
        'Blue Aliens'

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is one of the most uninspired games I've ever seen.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    koreans are fricking shameless

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >green monster of the swamp

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >an entire genre called 'soulslike' spawned from dark souls yet From are the only ones capable of making a game in the genre that doesn't suck
    I must say Lies of P looks the most promising but I fear it'll suffer the same problem every 'soulslike' ends up with; the realization you're playing a worse version of a From game.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lies of Penis

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The appeal from souls games lies just as much in their atmosphere as their combat. Honestly for some their atmosphere might be more important. This game looks like it has shit combat and a gimmick atmosphere, as all these clones do. DUUUUHHH LOVECRAFT COOL AND THEN PINNOCHIO. If you like this game I really think there’s something wrong with you.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's the characters. These lower budget souls games don't have the budget for modelling or voice acting a bunch of dudes. usually.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >STOP LIKING THE THINGS I DON'T LIKE!!!

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bloodbros..?

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick all you dumb Black folk in this thread. Play the demo, it actually is pretty damn good.

    Oh wait you are just wanting to shitpost

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Green Monster of the Swamp
    Is this a joke?
    The name is on the level of Korean Isekai worldbuilding. Just total creative bankruptcy.

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