Lies of P bros...

>What will the DLC be about?
>Is this the first true rival to Fromsoftware?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>Is this the first true rival to Fromsoftware?
    Niohbros... what happened to us?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >koreans are even stealing the way niohgays made their threads
      lol. lmao even.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hahaha it really do be like that

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nioh was never a Souls game.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nioh is bad. I wanted it to be good. But it just isnt. The souls formula doesnt lend itself to random rpg number drops well.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the souls formula
        These are the people telling you Nioh is a bad game.
        morons who cant even tell what kind of game it is after two of them.
        >but it has dodges, duuurp

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wanted it to be good and it is. I loathe most looters but nioh is legit one of the best games I've ever played

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Diablo loot is so fricking bad. The fact that they had to put in an auto sell function for Wo Long tells you enough. They expect you to be spammed with rainbow vomit after every level. People can hate on Fromsoft's games but they did the loot right. I want to focus on the combat and everything else, not play a spreadsheet where I have to compare every little stat and worry about rarity like a shitty offline MMO. It doesn't help Team Ninja games are so backloaded that most people just get burned out just trying to reach the cool stuff at the end. Seriously you need to go through 3 NG in Wo Long just to reach the end game content and change out skills on your weapons. That's right, a fricking basic feature is locked until you already beaten the game 3 times.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Huh, so you can change martial arts? that was the last straw for me, but I ain't beating the game 3 times just to get to it.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's even worse because all that level cap increase and end game content is DLC2 only. So not only did they put a basic mechanic Nioh had from the start behind multiple NGs, it's behind a fricking paywall. You need to get to NG+++ to increase the level cap btw

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Diablo loot is so fricking bad
          No, it's only bad if you dislike looters. I actually like it because I like looters

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nioh 2 was great and its more "gamey" than souls games with the way the levels and gear are done. I really wanted to love it but after getting to a cirtain level the combos of swapping stances and all the move sets filtered me. I probably could have easily just ignored the combos but it made me feel like i was missing out. I wish it was easier to swap stances, maybe mouse and keyboard is better?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      PUPPETED

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/pt6NjTK.png

      >What will the DLC be about?
      >Is this the first true rival to Fromsoftware?

      This, Nioh 2 and SoP are dope

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nioh 2 is filtering the frick out of me right now.
      WHY DO YOU HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION TO EVERY SINGLE ENEMY YOU FIGHT? WHY DO YOU HAVE SO LITTLE HEALTH? WHY CAN THE BASIC GAKI AND FOOT SOLDIER ABSOLUTELY ANNIHILATE YOU IF YOU MISS ONE DODGE?
      seriously it's so fricking exhausting. At least the bosses are ok

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dodging
        Stand and fight coward

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nioh is better if you block

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Dodging
          Stand and fight coward

          >block
          >lost stamina
          >stand vulnerable for 5 seconds
          >get hit
          >die
          wow good idea, thanks. even the fricking parry skills are useless and don't even work against yokai

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I keep playing it like it's Dark souls but it's not working!
            >Am I doing something wrong?
            >No, clearly it's the game that's wrong.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stack Toughness from heavier armour which reduces the amount of Ki you lose for blocking or getting hit. Nioh make it easy to brute force things with the RPG system and definitely doesn't like you being Light weight early. The game is not hard unless you make it hard.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah honestly this is the problem for me too. I can handle the difficulty and I'm pretty far in, but it's tuned to a point where it's just exhausting after a while. It's such a shame too because I really enjoy the game. Just wish some levels weren't so ball bustingly difficult.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nioh is a number game disguised as an action game. The higher your numbers the more fun and easier it is on you, which makes starting from 0 absolutely brutal. Number go up = fun go up, it's less about the action at its core and more about big numbers.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nioh is way less similar to a soulslike than lies of P is.

      If you’re well into Nioh still playing it like souls you have most certainly fricked up.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nioh's core gameplay and transmog system are great. Literally everything else is shit. Tiered loot, color-coded white->green->blue->purple->orange? Shit. Labyrinthine gear perk system, but drops are all random? Shit. Burn high level materials on gatcha rolls for the CHANCE at a high level weapon? Shit.

      Story? Shit.
      Mission based structure? Kinda shit.
      And let's just be honest, anyone who claimed "But Nioh isn't Soulslike" is fricking delusional.
      >Stamina based combat
      >bonfire-like checkpoints where you level up and spend your souls
      >souls can come in pocket items that can be spent

      It's a soulslike, and every single step they took away from that was a mistake. Lies of P is more derivative, but it's a better game because of it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just want more outfits//hats

      Instead of giving a Nioh 3, they gave us a worse Sekiro.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Niohs are not souls games, theyre their own thing.
      Only moronic journos (that havent/wouldnt be able to play them) making "SOULSLIKE COMPILATION 2023 MUST PLAY THOSE" put them in the "soulslike" category.

      Nioh is bad. I wanted it to be good. But it just isnt. The souls formula doesnt lend itself to random rpg number drops well.

      Skill issue

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Na. Theyre bad. Sorry about it!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      nioh is a good soulslike or if you rather, a good game

      but it's not soulsborne

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bb
        >s
        lmao shit list didnt bother with the rest

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        lords of the fallen doesn't even deserve a tier

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nioh I/II deserve a C
        Otherwise I can't find a fault with this chart. Maybe Remnant and Remnant II deserve consideration?
        Ashen is a C in my opinion.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bloodborne in S
        into the trash your opinion goes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nioh 2 and Lies of P are 2 of the only soulsclones I would say are on par with the actual Souls games.
      I love Jack's game but it's not a soulsclone, it's just a regular action RPG.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the Nioh games aren't souls clones, they're their own thing

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      look man, I love Lies of P. It's better than most souls games even, like, chef's fricking kiss good. But comparing it to Nioh 2? That game is on a league it's own. It's action RPG gameplay perfected. No other action rpg has gameplay as smooth as extensive as that game.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eh, it's smooth but I don't think they designed the progression system of moves/gear, balancing of those moves/gear/weapons, or enemies particularly well compared to something that is much more straightforward like Lies of P or some Souls games.

        And when you know any of the many ways that break the game in Nioh/Nioh 2, it's like cursed knowledge. You have to go out of your way to not use them, else most encounters just get so fricked by you in such a casual way that they may as well be a training dummy. Even playing extremely laidback, just reducing ki then activating living weapon mode when they're depleted is as fricked up in how much it chunks even a boss to nothing that it's more of a game changer than summoning in a Souls game, and that is a fundamental game mechanic.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nioh 3 needs to be 1 connected world instead of levels you select on a menu

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nioh fricking sucks, enjoy sorting through 10 million pieces of shitty loot and dealing with 100 levels that are so boring and repetitive. I would never consider Nihao 1 or 2 a soulslike, if anything they are just Ninja Gayden with Diablo mixed in, barely any souls elements.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nioh is its own thing.
      Mission based action rpg =/= soulslike and Ninja gaiden existed before souls.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nioh isn't a Soulslike. No game with random gen loot can be. That is anti Soulslike.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    buy an ad

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >barely managed to beat Nameless Puppet last night
    NG+ is about to filter me hard, Pinocchibros

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best handle to put the Electric Coil head on? What about the flame dagger?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look for something without stab moves.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some weapon combinations don't work too well because their Damage Type is incompatible (you can see this when creating them if there is a vv down arrow instead of an == sign). So for example putting a mace head on a dagger handle will be bad because a blunt weapon can't stab. If you're an Advance build you're kind of sadly more limited in your options because only a handful of weapon handles even have Advance scaling.

        Sorry, those were basically supposed to be 2 different questions:
        What's a good handle for the electric coil?
        and
        What's a good handle for the flame dagger blade?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've been using rapier for coil, and salamander as is. But I've only put a few points in Adv., dex was my main stat. I stopped using both after about a third of the game, and just switched to single use abrasives.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ignore this guy, put it on the Salamander handle like everything else

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some weapon combinations don't work too well because their Damage Type is incompatible (you can see this when creating them if there is a vv down arrow instead of an == sign). So for example putting a mace head on a dagger handle will be bad because a blunt weapon can't stab. If you're an Advance build you're kind of sadly more limited in your options because only a handful of weapon handles even have Advance scaling.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The moment you get an advance crank, slap it on the Police Baton and equip that to the coil. That's the combo I enjoy the most. For the salamander dagger, I quite like how it pairs with the booster glaive. Give that a shot when you can.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like the coil head with the booster glaive and the fire dagger with the poison spear

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      advance weapon work best on salamander handle. Then only use r2 to keep slash dmg fine or ignore dmg type mismatch because most of you dmg is elemental anyway. Salamander has fastest cr2 and very good r2, it carried my fast playthrough.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I put it on the salamander dagger handle and just used the R2. It's surprisingly versatile. Went through the whole game with that dagger handle and the fire dagger blade, electric coil head, and the acid spear head, just switching as appropriate.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fire axe handle + electric coil has served me well so far. It feels really good to use

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Alice is one of the first public domain IPs
    I want a white rabbit outfit to cover the fuccboi puppet with

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd love it to be about the Monad Charity House. It would help tie up some loose ends if we were able to travel there and find out more about the legendary Stalker, Gemini, Carlo and Romeo. Also given Sophia's connection to the house, and Medoro also mentions her as a friend, maybe we'd get more information on them too.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fromsoft sissies….not like this….how could they mog our perfect masterpieces…I will go to the forbidden forest and commit suicide…

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      cheap imitations can never beat the original, also lmaoing at lies of onions fans thinking beating this baby game is equal to beating a souls game

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fromsoft = no denuvo
      Lies of p = denuvo
      Fromsoft>pgays

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bosses i had to summon a specter for:
    >Romeo
    >Green Black person
    >Laxasia
    Those still need to be nerfed and then the game is fine.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You okay bro?

      https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/Bosses%20i%20had%20to%20summon%20a%20specter%20for%3A/

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gotta post it until it's implemented. The devs have already proven that they're smart about the health of the game with the first round of nerfs. They will do so again.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Instead of destroying games so that your sorry ass can still fail at them, you should get good.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Summoning in this game is insane. It reduces difficulty to zero.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        True, specially if you're using cubes to heal the summon

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can heal it? oh damn

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its funny I found Simon to be easier when not summoning actually.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      (You)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Romeo
      I keep hearing that this guy is the difficulty spike, but you can just dodge forward and he doesn't do anything

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you can just dodge forward
        Imma keep it real with you chief. My reaction time isn't good enough for that. I'm slower than i used to be, i really feel that lately. I still love soulslikes but i'm really starting to suck at them. Romeos red glowey eye scythe combo gets me literally every time. Haven't been able to dodge it once.

        Have you translated stuff before? What's copywriting?
        [...]
        >androgynous and kids are the same
        Frick you. I don't look like a child. Shit talk like this is dehumanizing to adults' agency

        Shouldn't ever let what anyone on Ganker says get to you.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      romeo is fine
      just dodge

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really hope they don't nerf the green monster, he's easily one of the best bosses in the game and way better designed than a lot of the other ones to the point where he feels like a Sekiro boss more than most of the others do. Almost all his attacks in both forms have hard counters that let you avoid them easily or punish him, his first form doesn't have that much HP and isn't a slog to get through and he's the only real challenge between romeo and the last chapter.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing in the game needs a nerf. if anything some of the bosses need a buff. its moronic how easy the game is outside of romeo and laxasia.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Been seeing people say they've spent several hours on Romeo. What the frick, lads?

      I literally beat Romeo first try on my 2nd start from scratch playthrough
      Every other boss i died at least once or twice and in that same playthrough i somehow managed to die like 8 times to black rabbit.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like the attack animations nor care much about the characters nor story as people shill it to be better than most souls likes/From souls which it isn't sadly.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      mind melted moron

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just reach this place, what should I expect ahead? I'm sure I'm late to the party, but with work and gym I don't have enough time for gaming 🙁

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do you want to spoil yourself
      anyway from this point on there's a status effect that acts like curse and instakills you, it's not a big deal but be sure to use the appropriate armor that counters it

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know about that status effect, I was talking idk a good boss, interesting mobs or something like that

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          the final area is amazing and the final 3 bosses are all great, one which is the best fight in the game

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Return to Oz soulslike. I'm maining Tinman

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        since they got Morgot's VA for Gepetto, think they'd be able to get Blaidd's VA for the lion?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently lies of p devs said wizard of oz is on the table. So well see. Ive never seen the movie and dont care to but if its like P, im in. Id like to see a red riding hood or some such.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      return to oz is an underrated movie

      ?si=eMRVLjIybY3iuWGq

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        movie scared the shit out of me as a kid
        the talking mushroom, the wheelers, the switching head shit

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          for a kids movie it's fricking terrifying

          It also makes me wonder why the frick americans haven't used the Wizard of Oz setting more often in other media despite it being such a uniquely american story.
          asians fricking use it more than the americans albeit only based on the movie.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They'll probably just make dorothy the player character but it would be neat if they made her the level up lady instead of the good witch fairy whatever and let you make a character instead and gave you some balls to the wall shit to mess with like being a tinman or lion man, shit like that.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Victor the only honest 2-phase boss? Why do the others have to be dishonest, cheating garbage?

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lies of shill

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been seeing people say they've spent several hours on Romeo. What the frick, lads?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of the 3 hardest bosses in the game.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking romeo (until someone told me to just dodge left) and pre nerf simon were the hardest, swamp monster as well

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's ridiculous how all of Romeo can be circumvented by dodging left. I was peeved when I found out.

          WHERE THE FRICK IS ALL THE GAY PORN. THEY LITERALLY MAD EA FRICKING FUJO BAIT CHARACTER AND THERE'S ONE FRICKING IMAGE OF HIM SUCKING A wiener.

          whose wiener is it

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            random white wiener

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they nerfed the first phase to the ground

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's cool, live for these anime ass moments in soulslike games.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have problem?
        Get wrench.
        Problem solved.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          based wrench enjoyer

          may you have perfect plumbing and lay lots of pipe

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          more like
          Have problem?
          b***h its hard
          Dev's Nerf!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >boss literally just stands there doing nothing
        K-KINO, I KNEEL!!!!!!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Like all bosses in all games do as part of their moveset rotations?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Roman must have been nerfed to oblivion. His AI was more erratic and doing more kino anime combos before 1.2.0.0

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Turn off HDR and take another look at the clip

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Trying whats the best settings for this to get it clearer.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        POISE BOYS LET'S GO

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Game takes so much from Bloodborne in style I just can't take it seriously enough to play it. And obviously the gameplay here looks like shit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are all the colors washed out?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hyper armor is a fricking mistake and this webm just showcases the problem

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Romeo as King of Puppets or Romeo himself
      Honestly I didn't find the 2nd phase too hard, all attacks except the scythe throw are pretty telegraphed but with a short enough windup to be able to panic dodge them, and he is probably the boss with the least poise
      The only weird things are the confusing movements, the "Ground on fire" move, and the bullshit charged fire combo, that however can be negated with an heavy fable art attack
      The mecha's moon jumps and long arms were much worse for me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's exactly like nameless king in DS3: Easy on his own but has a weaker boss who you have to fight before every attempt, so it takes longer to learn his attack delays.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Romeo is hard, the struggle is to do a clean first phase so you have enough resources for phase two.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the DLC is probably going to have the hardest bosses yet

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i hope we get a boss with a third phase. was missing that in the basegame. especially manus should've gotten a "complete ayylmao being" phase

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I beat him on my first try and was legit expecting a phase 3 til I got the cheevo for killing him

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I don't know why manus is such a bad fight, especially when lightning b***h second phase can be a headache if you don't know how to prep for it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is the most minor of gripes, but i wish you wouldn't get a boss kill achievement until after the cutscene is over. Letting me know at the start of a cutscene that the fight is over and not just transitioning to a new phase because that's when you get the achievement takes a bit of the thrill away.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are right, I was expecting to at least the ayylmaoo leave his husk and fight us with fists and kicks but meh, we got that shit "final" boss.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like to pretend that the humanoid Carcasses are screaming metal lyrics at me before they charge.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    When do I get acess to a halberd or a polearm with actual reach?

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with p

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE THE FRICK IS ALL THE GAY PORN. THEY LITERALLY MAD EA FRICKING FUJO BAIT CHARACTER AND THERE'S ONE FRICKING IMAGE OF HIM SUCKING A wiener.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's literally a child. have a nice day.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's literally a puppet that his "dad" calls his "good boy". come on now.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up, pedo

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            16 is legal for man on man anal in my country, gonna cry about it?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is that what your uncle told you?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                no it's literally the age of consent in canada.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It felt like Koreans translated the dialogue. Some of the lines come off as unintentionally creepy.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            he's literally a puppet that his "dad" calls his "good boy". come on now.

            game's copy is extremely bad
            like parody levels of bad even
            shouldnt be this hard to invest in a good creative studio or something, it really takes away from the experience I think

            t. copywriter

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Have you translated stuff before? What's copywriting?

              The ingame model looks barely 12.
              [...]
              >they don't look like kids
              >they just look androgynous
              So they look like kids.

              >androgynous and kids are the same
              Frick you. I don't look like a child. Shit talk like this is dehumanizing to adults' agency

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What's copywriting?
                Literally professional shilling.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                How would I get into copywriting? Do I need a website or will people accept word document samples

                I generate a tone of voice for companies and professionals and I sprinkle some data to make it more interesting and billable
                for example fintech audience is 80%+ male and males respond to a call to action, etc. its fun!
                and I know 2 languages, one niche, so thats cool too

                I actually studied law so I get to say shit like
                >working with me allows your organisation to navigate and convey legislative challenges with a touch of creativity! 🙂

                but you normally study marketing, comms or journalism idk

                >What's copywriting?
                Literally professional shilling.

                ye, 90% of the times

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh hey my friend is a lawyer and talks about copywriters a lot.
                >men respond to call to action
                What do women respond to?
                And how would you have changed the dialogue in P? For example the shitty line "I demanded the truth... Now I feel bad for my comrades"
                ALSO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION:
                what books do your reccomend to learning how to write better phrasings of words for shit like character dialogue and self-promotional descriptions? I'm an indie loser and want to learn outside normal reading material.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                anon I didnt want to ghost you before going to sleep as Ganker isnt what it used to be but I caught a cold and its past midnight here so I gotta hit the rack 🙁
                as for a book, I havent read anything on writing specifically, but I do read a lot and I engage with twitter a lot, especially right wing twitter, which surprisingly has a lot of cool dudes writing cool stuff in a nuanced way, and it gives perspective on how people from different walks of life talk/write

                I hope you succeed in your goals! gotta go now

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did I just stumble on Gen Z suddenly realising that they're all manchildren?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              How would I get into copywriting? Do I need a website or will people accept word document samples

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nta but what the frick are you talking about? Dude looks like he's in his 20s. Did it ever actually confirm the age Carlo died?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          On the cover maybe, but the model in game looks 18 at most

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Okay, so he's 18. Now what?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >looks 18 at most
            This anon hasn't discovered the genre of twinks. I knew a 28 yo twink who was short and had smooth skin. These types of people exist, anon. They don't look like kids. They just look androgynous

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The ingame model looks barely 12.

            >looks 18 at most
            This anon hasn't discovered the genre of twinks. I knew a 28 yo twink who was short and had smooth skin. These types of people exist, anon. They don't look like kids. They just look androgynous

            >they don't look like kids
            >they just look androgynous
            So they look like kids.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >12
              Ok now you're exaggerating
              Still looks underage though

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >12
              Ok now you're exaggerating
              Still looks underage though

              He can easily pass as 18 to 20
              Why don't you gays go back to twitter

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                don't get your panties in a twist now, groomer

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No argument
                Lmao
                Stop projecting twitter troony

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              (You)
              That's like saying dating Tom Holland makes you a groomer. What brought the unhinged Twitter folk on here?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >So they look like kids.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm trying but I don't draw porn hardly ever
      please understandu

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      coomer sama

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not the long hair version
        dropped

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          queer

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        god i fricking love cute smooth feminine boys.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          they will replace women and troons

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            i first had sex with an emo boy in 2005 in high school. during the pandemic, i banged my femboy roommate out 10,000 times. i'm done with w*men.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              nice

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's not much, but what we do have is high quality, which is great.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        what's the best place for video game porn?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          paheal and rule34xxx

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://files.catbox.moe/ws5v5r.jpg
      just dropping this and running

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        SEXO

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good to hear, I almost didn't play this game because I thought the idea sounded really stupid. But after seeing people talking about it so much I gave it a go and it was actually good. I'm even surprised that I enjoyed it so much

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    just entered the cathedral
    I didnt die to normal routes not even once I think, is this normal? feels like the games a bit easy
    not complaining but just an observation

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm up to Act 8 and normal mobs and stage hazards never felt particularly threatening, 99% of my deaths were to mini-bosses and bosses.
      Hell, I haven't lost my death ergo even once.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah, that's a common complaint. The levels are piss easy for the most part and regular mobs don't have a chance against you unless they ambush, hence all the cheap ambushes.

        cheers anons
        game is good fun though, its nice that we get games like Atomic Heart and Lies of Ganker these days, I hope Game Pass doesnt do these devs dirty and they get a chance to build on their success
        these games have SOUL, albeit a flawed SOUL

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah, that's a common complaint. The levels are piss easy for the most part and regular mobs don't have a chance against you unless they ambush, hence all the cheap ambushes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its the problem of linear and non-shield games, since is too linear you are rarely surprised by ambushes or enemies attacks and all enemies dies in 2 to 3 hits with the proper equipment, only Elites and mini bosses are a real problem and since enemies take too long to heal and don't use shield/block mechanics its not a real fight and more about attacking them before they can attack you.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fighting Door Guardian on NG+
    >Get hit once
    >Permanent Shock for the rest of my life
    >Can't fight at all
    >mfw
    Who the frick thought it was a good idea to not only have a status that robs you of your stamina, but also that it should apply immediately instead of building like every other status?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      use a potion to remove it
      dont get hit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should have a shitload of the potions that both prevent it and cure it by now

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      seems like most ailments in this game have an effect before even filling the bar all the way
      kind of annoying because most will just assume thats not the case

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, only Shock and Break do that.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          the poison does too

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          also overheat

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    some anon had the idea of them introducing more fairytales like for example alice in wonderland

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably the Charity House.

      You know how this is going to end, Anon?
      >Redemption of Shrek

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genderswapping timothy pinochio to oz girl

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody gives a shit about this troony fromlike, I really dislike seeing it spammed into my conscience upon opening Ganker so stop or I'll be forced to do something drastic.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      do it

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Use your FRICKING grindstones and bosses become way easier

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't, there are no openings, and 50 seconds of the 60 second duration is spent dodging delayed 10 hit combos.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black Soulschuds we lost...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Considering who is the sequel bait, we won everything

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        HOW THE FRICK AM I SUPPOSED TO GO ON WITHOUT HER BROS IT HURTS

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a good game. I never do ng+'s of any game but when the dlc releases I'll come back.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the wizard of Oz thing is the dlc instead of a sequel I am killing myself

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oz was a set-up for a sequel/spin-off. Use your fricking brain.
      They won't change the entire setting, characters and gameplay mechanics for a dlc.
      Holy frick, kys, your braindead homosexual.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they won't change the setting
        And they don't have to considering Dorothy is clearly in Krat you moronic mongoloid Black person.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would love for Oz to be a full fledged sequel, but i don't think that a studio like that, taking a leap of faith in a new genre, would start work on a full sequel before they see if their first attempt is even successful. But we'll just have to wait for that roadmap thing they mentioned earlier.

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cool. I'll buy it.
    I'm excited about a new Legion Arm than the entire Elden Ring DLC and i have 400 hours in that game.
    P just showed again that Quality > Quantity.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'M GETTING HONGRY, HOMBRE

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kills you
      >dabs over your corpse
      Nearly broke my controller fighting this piece of shit

      almost shit myself when I saw pic related for the first time, the devs were clearly just fricking with us at this point

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought this clown was going to be the worst miniboss and then they threw fricking Pennywise at you

        twice

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This guy became a joke when I realize he has like 3 moves, its just that he massively delays them.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      where is spawn when you need him 🙁

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You guys hyped up this dude like he was gonna break everyone's balls but he's super easy to learn. Timing all the perfect blocks on his spinning move is easy and it will get him into stagger range every single time.

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like the game but it takes a massive nose dive in the last third

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. Aside from lightning b***h, the final third has no interesting bosses. And the zones are too short. The one zone that's long (final area) has nothing interesting in it. The game could stand to have some actual environmental puzzles

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        ch10 zone was actually cut for the most part

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Any source on that?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I made it up.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I am the source
            If you use a free cam you can explore a bunch of areas, there's a room filled with green gas and more ergo juice tanks, more cave areas, a level floating where they probably removed an elevator or something.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              How do I enable freecam?

              anon I didnt want to ghost you before going to sleep as Ganker isnt what it used to be but I caught a cold and its past midnight here so I gotta hit the rack 🙁
              as for a book, I havent read anything on writing specifically, but I do read a lot and I engage with twitter a lot, especially right wing twitter, which surprisingly has a lot of cool dudes writing cool stuff in a nuanced way, and it gives perspective on how people from different walks of life talk/write

              I hope you succeed in your goals! gotta go now

              It's ok get good sleeps anon
              >especially right wing twitter
              Bruh

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Universal unreal engine 4 unlocker

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Any other neat trivia you found while exploring?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, I haven't explored that much outside of that area

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the areas really shine in that part. I would say the weakest part is right in the middle, after defeating Romeo

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Laxasia is harder than Malenia

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the black rabbit brotherhood is literally impossible

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      which chapter?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        w-wait... you have to fight them more than once?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't worry, the second time is actually way harder.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I actually thought it was easier when I figured out how to clear everyone before the big guy

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just did this fight. Really easy if you move all your legion arm points to the flamberge and just burn the big bro while keeping the garbage bags between you

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          prepare your anus

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he thought it was over when they take the sword and are like "(You) WILL REGRET THIS!!" and walk away

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      w-wait... you have to fight them more than once?

      It's a hard fight but you may also be approaching it completely wrong, don't try and focus down the Eldest Brother, his AI changes once one of his siblings joins in and you can basically ignore him to 1v1 the sibling except for one very easy to dodge dash. Breaking the Big Brothers weapon is also very helpful if you can just focus on parrying for the first phase.

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Full wrench is amazing. Looks, moveset, damage. Police baton handle has the most boring moveset in the game. My motivity build started after getting wrench. Compared to my advance build, this is easy mode. But the elites/minibosses nerf might be influencing my view of this

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone use this weapon? is it shit or not?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty good if you combine it with crit grindstone and crit amulet

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        uhhh how do crits work?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The chance is 0 by default, so you need to have crit chance on the weapon, amulet or the grindstone to trigger them. Each gives a flat chance increase, and they stack.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably the second best technique weapon in the game but gets overlooked for the dual dragon sword.

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Team Ninja already took that title, sorry sis.

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure it will be the Dorothy stuff. Seems really presumptuous to tease a full sequel on the first entry of a hopeful franchise.
    I will play whatever they release for it though because LoP is great.

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cluster grenades are amazing. Very cool throwable

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Throwables in general are a little too strong. If they were limited I could get it, but it feels like someone forgot there's a merchant who sells unlimited amounts of the elemental ones.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i like that they feel better to use unlike in souls games where i really only use them if they have a strong interaction with specific enemies

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I agree it' good they are useful, just being able to instantly and safely take out the last quarter of a boss' health with five or six throws just feels too good.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      never used consumables in my first playthrough. Might do a full Advance run and just main consumables sometime

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm really on the fence as to whether to get this game or not. How does it stack up against something like DaS3? Its the only Souls game I didn't care much for.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      As someone that also doesn't like DS3, LoP is a better game

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's overall better crafted, but it's got the same feint attack/attack spam stuff that DS3 and ER have. That being said, there was only really one boss I thought was a bit much (and still liked) and then one boss I actually didn't like

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a single player game.
      Just wait until it’s the price of a cheeseburger.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would argue it's better than DS3 but it has way less content. I got all the way through to beating NG++ within 60 hours.

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need advice on the second black Black person fight. I can get to the big brotha but then he decks me.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone else think it’s weird that pinoch dresses in 1700s fashion but everyone else dresses in 1800s?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's made by Koreans my man. They just took generic Victorian era European aesthetic and called it a day.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's actually not Victorian, it's the Belle Époque French aesthetic of the 1870s-1914. In both cases, not what Italy looked like at the time.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        which clothing? considering pino does eventually take a few of the newer clothes

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          His puffy shirt and blue coat outfit look colonial

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            it might hint the current time that carlo died awhile back and big G wanted gave him his old outfit, the blue tail coat outfit is actually from the old rich families who are a bit behind in fashion

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whats the difference

        this game made realise i really REALLY do not like two healthbar bosses

        Who cares. You should always expect two healthbars by default.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You won't find a game that does period accuracy. Most games in period settings like these just mix and match stuff that's centuries apart because they all look the same to the untrained modern eye.
        See: all souls games

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Priotitize the girl and the guy with the hookshot, the the gigarabbit once he appears.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Save heals by only fighting the active enemy. Don't go close to the others. Stay behind covers. Against the eldest brother, hit and run. He gets tired easily. Also circle him around the terrain, he gets stuck on it. Particularly that pile of trash bags.

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The quest to expand your P organ.

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would like to use the trident because it has a very nice moveset, but I dislike dex weapons in general. Is there a fun weapon to use before I get it? Or should I wait until ng+ or ng++ when builds dont matter anymore thanks to cheap levels?

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rival
    it would need to not be way less jank for that to be true, it's a decent first attempt.

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    post weaponfus
    here is mine because I love animations which are like dancer, but with better footing

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the devs putting an advance scaling handle on a blade that doesnt benefit from advance makes no sense

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Doesn't benefit
        It coats itself in acid for 3 fable bars 🙂

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          I think the damage goes much higher whenever its elemental buffed and not just with its self acid buff

          unless they fixed it, even with the buff the advance scaling does nothing for it
          the exploding pickaxe and mjolnir hammer have the same fable art for their respective elements but dont come with advance scaling handles

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            man I dont really feel that much of a scaling difference compared to booster glaive handle and acid sword handle when swapping things around

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Doesn't benefit
        It coats itself in acid for 3 fable bars 🙂

        I think the damage goes much higher whenever its elemental buffed and not just with its self acid buff

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      full wrench

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's Sawblade + Dancer handle.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can never get the hang of the Dancer Blade's handle parry...

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I barely use it, the animation for fable parry lasts much longer than the parry window, I never even really figured out when's the exact moment it actually triggers.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its INSANE how strong this combo is, I have yet to find something that does as much damage.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bramble blade
        >Dancer handle
        SPARTANS!! WHAT! IS YOUR! PROFESSION!?

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rival
    A cheap bloodborne ripoff with a femboy protagonist is not really a "rival"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know Bloodborne is overrated when the cheap ripoff is better in every way lmao.

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Already MOGGED by Lords of the Fallen

    IMAGINE only having a shelf life of two weeks as a Souls clone OMEGALUL

    asiatics BTFO

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Plap plap sound effects
      I'm looking forward to it, but it already seems way less satisfying to parry something

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like I am going crazy. Have no person ever played a souls game before???

    It's sooo fricking linear.

    They all have only one road for crist sake. station plaza, elysion boulevard, workshop union, THEY'RE THE SAME PLACE. Doesn't anyone notices this!?? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills...

    You invented nothing, and the developers are a fricking monkeys uncle.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're not the only person. Lies of P is better than most souls clones but that's not a high bar. The bosses are pretty much all the bad parts of ER bosses combined. You will like bosses doing endless combos and a comical amount of bosses have 2 phases that you might as well see them as having 2 HP bars.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The bosses imo are fine so far (about 14h into the game), the hp bars are annoying but at least it's workable. Yes,. I'd rather not have them of course. You beat a boss and then HP bar 2 comes and then, for as long as you grinded HP bar 1, you have to grind the boss again, just trying not to get bored at part 1 as you try to keep focus. But it's workable. I can live with that.

        What I can't live with are the liiiii-hihihihihiiinear corridors that are the "levels". "A seclet? What?? Seehecletttt? What is seclet??? A BLANCHING PATH? NOOO!! NO BLANCHING PATH!!"

        It's just soo boring to explore the levels when you know there is nothing to explore, absolutely nothing.

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got hard filtered by the church boss. Everything before that was easy. I don't know I might go back to it and just summon but I don't imagine the rest of the game is going to get easier.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Experiment with weapons. Lots of bosses get wrecked by either speed or just outright brute force.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are u using some slow as frick strength weapon

      Since those are not good

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No I'm just bad at video games.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      summoning really helps whittle down the first phase faster if nothing else. Second phase is where it’s actually a challenge. Salamander Dagger does really well in that fight. Also gets a lot easier if you continue fighting the monster side and not try to take on centipede priest. His moves are a lot faster and more erratic to parry

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i truly hope oz is dlc and they make a alice in wonderland game next instead

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You already have Black Souls for that bro

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this game made realise i really REALLY do not like two healthbar bosses

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only one that made no sense was the swamp monster

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Swamp monster and Romeo, the only bosses that actually change completely the moveset, all the others are just "power up" versions or lame versions like the Archbishop where he has a tendency of using the phase 1 attacks, Laxavia could be just like the Guardian boss where she doesn't take any damage at first and after you stagger her for the first time you start the second phase.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          laxasia does completely change her moveset though
          all of the 2 bar bosses have a moveset swap except for archbishop, but even if you fight archbishop's ass, the ass still has some new attacks and some of them are sped up as well

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The insulting thing is that they """hide""" it like a "gotcha" moment. Just fricking put x2 next to the hp bar because you're not surprising anyone with a phase 2 when every boss has one.

        yeah most of them should have just had 1 big bar and at half they cutscene to their second form

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The insulting thing is that they """hide""" it like a "gotcha" moment. Just fricking put x2 next to the hp bar because you're not surprising anyone with a phase 2 when every boss has one.

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GTX 1650 Super 4GB

    Can I play it bros?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It runs at 100+fps on medium on 1060 6gb, so use it as ur benchmark i guess

      Lies of PP is extremely well optimized

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the homosexual with the big sword never stops attacking this fight is such bullshit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      protip for any boss in soulslikes with moronic combos, count how many attacks he does before there is a gap to attack and memorise that

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        that doesn't even matter because:
        >too few iframes to dodge all of the attacks
        >if you block them all you don't have enough time to counter attack and regain most of your lost hp
        this fight is bullshit

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most of the mid game/lategame bosses are all about deflecting, but the deflect window in this game is pretty borked and it’s very annoying to deflect multiple times in a row.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >NP is all about dodging
            >Simon is all about dodging
            >Laxasia is mostly about dodging
            Have u actually played the game anon

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes. Have you?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                If u have then why are u talking about deflecting when the lategame is all about dodge? Or did u not realize that and you kept trying to parry everything like a tard

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I used the dragon sword with its better parry window R2 and slapped those gays.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Katana is a special case, i meant normal parry

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It seemed like they’re meant to be perfect guarded, but the game doesn’t really do a good job of letting that happen. Do you just dodge around instead?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              literal moron

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >NP is all about dodging
              I would say this one is far easier if you just parry

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which one

      The rabbit? Since his sword breaks if you parry him enough times, its one of the few fights in the game where parrying is better

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which one? But yeah, while I overall liked the game it does have the same problem ER had with it's bosses, where they have weirdly delayed atacks you have to memorize, since reacting to them is humanly impossible, and some hyper agressive AI that never gives you the chance to atack.
      But to me, the worse of all is the bosses with 2 completely diferent forms and healthbars. Once you end up defeating phase 1 consistently it starts to become a chore going trough them everytime just to get to Phase 2. Once or twice would be fine, but this game really overdoes it, why the frick does a random swamp monster has a Phase 2?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you’re referring to the survivor, just back stab him and keep the table between you when you need to recharge your stamina

      If you’re referring to the bunny guy, just dodge too right, you can dodge all his moves this way.

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am not even going to try doing guard parry fable arts anymore...

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >more of this schlock
    ew
    >Is this the first true rival to Fromsoftware
    You are obsessed and coping. It's alright but it's nowhere near close to Fromsoft and they drove the formula into the fricking ground.

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nameless Puppet is hard as shit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      just rest at a stargazer and give your heart anon

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the frick up, Geppeto

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      not as hard as this dick beyotch

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        prove it

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >barely any pure stab movesets
    >all the cool looking blades are bad with stabs
    >stabs / slash is the most common handle type with usually the best movesets
    >this means that all the cool looking blades are going to have half a moveset that's completely useless if you try and mix them
    Why

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Beat game
    >Somehow managed to miss like 50% of the NPC's

    What the frick? There was a lady in the theatre????

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      that was the only npc I missed

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I somehow missed like half the records. I have no idea where the frick they could be considering how thorough I was with exploring and how linear the game is.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Half of the records are NG+ only anon

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          well that explains it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. I searched every inch of the opera house as well.

  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm on the fence about this simply because I don't have a sony console/controller, which is what i'm used to for souls games. The last souls game I played was dark souls, and I haven't touched anything since, but this one is interesting to me, mostly because bloodborne is still an exclusive or something. Can I play this with a switch procon or is something else recommended, because i've heard mouse and keyboard is shit for this type of thing.

  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    booster glaive + saw blade sneed it or feed it?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino blade combos with booster glaive
      >Saw
      >Black Steel Blade
      >Acidic Glaive

      The paper-cutter blade goes great on the police club handle. I love putting oversized blades on the billy club and watching P just smack mofos with it.

      So many of the movesets feel so good.

  61. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I tell Gepetto he was a bad father?
    He is, but the game wants me to lie.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you have white hair then it shouldn't matter.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like ive missed a bunch of shit.

  62. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there an easy way to see which specific quartz you're missing? I just need one more before moving to ng+.

  63. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Puppet fricking gays
    >RIVAL TO FROMSOFT
    If you just copy everything you aren't a rival. You are just an imitator.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nooooo you cant just do what the original does but better

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        you cant just do what the original does but better

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          stay mad P mogs the majority of elden soulsbornekiro

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >stay mad P mogs the majority of elden soulsbornekiro
            >mogs
            Yea it's like a guy that goes to a plastic surgeon and spends 1 million dollars to become a Brad Pitt lookalike then starts telling people he "mogs" the real one. He will be humored but nobody thinks he's a serious person.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              you cant just do what the original does but better

              kys hbsc

  64. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just beat the Black Rabbit Brotherhood boss fight (big dude and his friends help sometimes).
    Kinda was hard but I got it done in 3-4 tries. Wasn't that bullshit at I thought.
    Do things get way harder from here? I'm DEX using the Trident boss weapon from the Archbishop.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're barely 1/3 through the game anon, of course it's gonna get harder

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        well im playing it blind and its fun i guess. I don't skip any minor enemies and loot everything / clear the areas.

  65. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    is he based?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      'Of course, good looking, rich and is in love with a trad puppet wife.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No he's a sick puppet fricker. Gentleman supreme indeed.

  66. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    having a poppet wife doesnt seem so bad tbh

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is literally you.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its literally me

  67. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    can i get a rundown on why everyone is talking about building capacity

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      shits heavy dawg

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      means more legion arm capacity and able to deck yourself out with better defensive gear and amulets

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      powerful amulets get very later on

  68. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So after about 50 tries I finally beat Nameless Puppet on NG++. I have every ach in the game...except the letter from Geppetto because I went straight to NG+ instead of checking back in the hotel after that ending so I never read it.
    Ngl, I kinda don't want to go to NG+++. I already have 100 in both main damage stats and I know after this point it's going to be nothing but bloat until Round 8 introduces the ability to either boost stats more or increase weapon upgrades past +10/5.

  69. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope the DnF soulslike is good.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DnF soulslike
      wot

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Project BBQ unfortunately got converted into a Soulslike but I'm optimistic.

  70. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I don't think anything. Everything made in korea is just a soulless copy of something that japan already did 15 years ago.

  71. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So basically Sophia was never at the hotel and she was an illusion you interacted with while she slowly was dying in the tower from Simons's experiments, right?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop skipping cutscenes

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can only skip cutscenes after beating the game. After 3 playthroughs I just kinda forget shit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  72. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they make P so beautiful? Why couldn't they say he's a woman? I feel like God is testing me.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you not know what vintage male dolls looked like? Literally all of them looked boyish because it's less threatening than a having one that looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me when I'm gay

  73. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So why does P die the Rise of P ending

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      watch the cutscene again anon, he's not dead

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He gave his own ergo to resurrect Sophia as a puppet, placing someone else's life over his own like Pinocchio did at the end of the story.
      That being said he isn't dead, like in Pinocchio this actual of genuine selflessness lets him live on as a real boy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't die, he became a true boy once he gave his ergo to revive Sophia, and since he's now human, he fell asleep from tiredness after fighting almost non-stop for several days.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I do love you David. I have always loved you.
        >That was the everlasting moment he had been waiting for. And the moment had passed, for Monica was sound asleep. More than merely asleep.
        >Should he shake her she would never rouse. So David went to sleep too. And for the first time in his life, he went to that place... where dreams are born.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >P becomes a human
        >Sophia becomes a puppet
        Bravo Choi Ji-Won

  74. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    DJ Max Respect has some anime songs, some guilty gear songs.

    [...]

    I don't see why it would be so different than developing for PC which they already do.

  75. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Free From the Puppet Strings is just Rise of P without the final cutscene
    seriously? I thought I skipped something by accident because it just cut to credits after the nameless puppet cutscene

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you forget your dad calls you a failure before dying in the normal ending

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also you don't cry

  76. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think the moment-to-moment gameplay is generally boring but the bosses in this game are incredible. The King of Puppets and Romeo fight is on par with the best that From has done imo.

  77. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    hopefully they intergrate nude mod into the base game with options for frilly lingerie for p

  78. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played this game without playing Sekiro first. Jedi Fallen Order felt like a 10/10 to me. This game feels like gods gift to mankind. I'm never going to play Sekiro, this is the life

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I played this game without playing Sekiro first. Jedi Fallen Order felt like a 10/10 to me. This game feels like gods gift to mankind
      if these games made you feel this way Sekiro will make you cum hands free

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm telling you, these games are amazing yall just Flowers For Algernoned yourselves.

        Im saving sekiro for my darkest, most suicidal moment.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isnt that game cinematic and scripted as shit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm never going to play Sekiro
      i regret playing sekiro because ng+ no charm demon bell runs are the peak that no game will ever come close to and now ill never be as satisfied

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got filtered by Owl and haven't gone back to it in years

  79. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is the vegana dlc that will let you play as Pinocchia

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      umm sorry sweaty it's actually Pinocchix

  80. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >testing shit with acidic cgs handle
    >wearing advance amulet does more damage on actual hit then wearing red fox amulet despite there being more of a positive change shown on stats
    whhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enemies take extra damage from the element they're weak to compared to physical which is normalized all around.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im testing it on the training puppet back at base

  81. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    your fav boss intro? for me its KoP

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      KoP is the best boss intro easily, I dont know how you could choose otherwise. I like how P shows actual emotion and slaps his hand away

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a sucker for Laxasia or Manus's phase 2 cutscenes
      as far as intros it'd probably be the archbishop

  82. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the verdict on the Golden Lie? Just got it and gonna test it out.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      bad damage but a good moveset

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a very cool moveset and ok weapon, not particularly great though. It's fast enough to be relatively safe, and good stagger for the speed of attacks and reach, but the fable arts aren't much to write home about and the damage is about as good as a mediocre blade+handle combination, way below a lot of boss weapons and good blade+handle combos.

      Still, easy enough to beat anything with it. Wouldn't gimp you too hard, just that you will have to play the game more than most high motivity weapons do, or throwable-chucking advance builds.

  83. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    goddamn romeo gets my heart racing
    goddam this game has some good fricking bosses

  84. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just beat her for the second time and god damn she is still the least fun boss I've faced in a long time. Frick this dumb b***h.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      KEK same. I finished ng++ and still think her 2nd phase is hot garbage

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >least fun
      Acquire taste.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's nothing fun about a boss that gives you one opening every other minute while zooming around the arena like a moron.

  85. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is this
    also how do I get inside the shack next to it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its the Sophias memory secret NG+ thing where u fight the Cerulean c**t and the other one

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop making shit up.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also u get to the shack by going around to the village down below and taking the elevator up

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        found it, thanks. Had to go around the entire area again, can't believe I missed the elevator.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably something that you need to interact with to go to the DLC area once they release it.

  86. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do I beat laxasia second phase

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      dodge towards her when she jumps up then wail on her when she lands, its one of her only decent openings. Also use acid

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Parry her lightning bolts since it reflects them back at her and does good dmg

      Dodge instead of trying to parry

      Dont get memed by the stagger, she does instakill hailmary attack before shes actually riposte-able after stagger

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you should probably be using acid grindstone + poison hand for the whole fight. It breaks her shield fast

  87. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could you guys at least try to not make it sound like a shitposting/shilling thread by saying "hurf durf fromsoft killer are we the coolest" in every OP?

  88. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    twink supremacy

  89. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pleasure island.

  90. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is summoning a thing when the game has no MP?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because journos and shitters wouldnt be able to complete the game lol

      Ive watched some girl first try archbishop by just using a summon and he tanked everything

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      because fromsoft did it and the game needed a soft ez mode for people who cant beat bosses. Which was fine before the nerfs but post nerf the bosses are super doable even if you're bad. I suck and no boss took me more than half an hour

  91. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leave Fromsoftware to ME.

  92. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Havent played or even seen footage of this game but "Lies of P" is easily the worst title for any game Ive seen.

  93. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't beat nameless puppet on ng+ and wussed out, is it easier on ng++ when you can block fury attacks without being perfect?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I couldn't beat nameless puppet on ng+ and wussed out
      Use the aegis in phase 2, it makes the fight so much more manageable

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The what?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The shield arm

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh that makes sense, I just spam flamberge on everything. When it's fully charged you get a backdash and the explosion can stagger them if they're weary.

  94. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rival fromsoft by copying everything they do
    lol

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      And by doing it better, too!

  95. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dlc comes it
    >it's a Five Nights At Freddy's crossover
    >P has to navigate the pizzeria and free the souls of the children by destroying Foxy, Chica, Bonnie, Freddy, Golden Freddy, and Marionette while the other animatronics are mooks and minibosses
    >DJ Music Man is a giant boss guardian with five phases, each one playing his boss theme
    >final boss is Springtrap, defeating him puts the children's' souls at peace and releases his to be dragged to hell

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      your so gay

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        fighting Freddy Fazbear to the Toreador March with a mechanic where the room goes pitch black and you have to find his flashing eyes before he jumpscares you would be awesome

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          OK, fair, I like that

  96. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok guys what wishstones are worth getting? I left the game sitting and now I got a bunch of golden grapes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Friendship and the survive KO ones. Friendship is the main one if you are going to use em

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      those things are absolutely useless mostly. if you summon in a boss fight the pink one that replenishes your spectres health is half decent

  97. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    when does the open world sequel come out

  98. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So why did Geppetto get carlo to kill everyone at the hotel in the bad ending? Its almost like him using you to revive his son seemed to noble so to make it a bad ending they just said "frick it make geppetto insane and murder everyone for no reason".

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no witnesses

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cleans up witnesses and also he probably can't trust humans anymore

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Geppeto never really cared about Carlo, that was a facade for developing the robots. He was as power crazy as Manus, Manus just initially beat him to the punch.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They potentially knew that he was the cause of the Puppet Frenzy

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I still don't know why he caused the puppet frenzy in the first place

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think it had to do with him trying to get the Arm of God from the Alchemists by causing a huge ruckus and turning all the puppets on them and the monsters

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          he needed a frickload of ergo plus the Arm and a fully-charged P-Organ to make the resurrection work. puppet frenzy causes mass death, Manus does his ascension scheme conveniently collecting 1.21 gigawatts of ambient ergo into one spot, and with the Arm as well. he played Manus like a fiddle for that and had his P-Organ equipped Killbot ready to deploy with full justification.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            But Sophia woke up P, not Gepetto.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >But Sophia woke up P, not Gepetto.
              and how did Sophia know about P in the first place? Think, McFly. Think!!

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cause she's a magic fricking time witch who can speak to anyone anywhere.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                She looked for him forever. They were all friends before Carlo died.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                P was awake and active before the game starts?
                He doesn't seem to have any memories.
                Tho on the other hand Mad Donkey recognized what he was.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, Sophia wakes him up at the very start. So P was clearly not part of Gepetto's original plan.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Or Sophia awakening him might not have been part of the original plan. Him being in a nearby railcar with a selection of weaponry wasn't an accident.
                Perhaps Gepetto had planned to awaken him at another point, but got waylaid by Mad Donkey and Sophia acted on her own volition to awaken P.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Very possible. Either way it's pretty clear that Sophia interfered with both Gepetto's and Manus' plans, so Gepetto just had to lie to you to get his way.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why was Sophia kept alive again? What was special about her? Why was her soul able to be turned into a puppet, but not other characters who died? Can we rezz other people we killed and sucked ergo out of?

  99. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick would anyone play this when Starfield is available?

  100. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    SEX WITH BUNNY GIRL

  101. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    *takes deep breath*
    if you used the twin dragon asiatic sword, you really didn't beat the game.

  102. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're single player games, they don't need rivals. The only company that can take out From is From, by releasing shitty games.

  103. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's an excellent game but it will never surpass fromsoft. Even if its objectively better (not saying it is) it will always live in fromsoft's shadow by virtue of being derivative. The devs are probably fine with this or else they wouldnt have copied so many things 1:1. I'm also not saying tis bad because its a copy. A perfect copy of gold is still gold, and a lot of QoL makes it feel better to play then some real souls games.

  104. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hideous asiatics always trying to grab fromdrone's attention with every threads.

    For this alone I'm never buying your game

  105. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like I'm missing something important... What's the point of durability? It's just a slight annoyance since you carry the grinder with you all the time

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      In some fights it can be something to watch, since decay or blocking too much can bring it low and you need to stop to grind. It's not supposed to be a huge thing but it's something you sometimes need to consider.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's kind of like a monster hunter mechanic in some boss fights where you have to find an opening to sharpen mid fight, especially if they use the decay status. But outside of bosses and even single phase bosses its completely negligible

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        My weapon only broke once, against green poopy monster, since up till that point I didn't realize how fast decay actually hurts your weapon.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never let it get to zero so I don’t know what happens. I’ve put too many upgrade points into my rapier to risk finding out.

  106. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i thought the first black rabbit brotherhood boss fight intro was cool

  107. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unlock quartz tier 3
    >"Enhance Pulse Cell Recovery 2"
    >can't find "Enhance Pulse Cell Recovery 1" anywhere
    >"Increase Ergo upon eliminating an enemy 2"
    >can't find the "1" version anywhere

    What's going on here guys?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      youre just a blind moron

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please do my moronic ass the favor of pointing out where?

  108. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they patched the respec to be accessible from the tree but still kept the respec area you unlock after victor
    literally why? they made the much cooler area you reveal later completely and utterly pointless just so you can respec a couple chapters earlier? Seems like such a pointless change, who asked for this? The gold coin tree in general is such a stupid mechanic they should have scrapped it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because u lose access to the hotel for a bit, so they added secondary way to do it

  109. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ctrl + F "jap"
    >25 results
    This board surely got some extreme inferiority complex against jap eh?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      As opposed to cumskins like you who wish they were nips

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >As opposed to cumskins like you who wish they were nips
        huh? Are you trying to projecting something, Kim?

  110. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >does undodgeable turbo autism spin attack (forcing you to block all of it)
    >Thought he finished? Frick you, here's an uppercut

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just sprint away

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's not just this homosexual it's every enemy in the game. THEY NEVER STOP ATTACKING

  111. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nioh 2 > Nioh > ds1 > lies of peepee > bloodbourne > demons > ds3 = ds2 > Steelrising > elden dogshit

  112. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tips for White Lady? Smashing with a billy club wrench seems right out.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prostrate before her and let her kick you in the balls

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You made it that far and havent realized backstabbing is the answer to every npc fight?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She doesn't stand still for that plus that's not fun

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Parry. Easiest person to parry all game and if you do it like 15 times her sword breaks. They you can go to town on her.

  113. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    tfw fricked up belle's quest

  114. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nioh gays coming out of woodwork like a fromsoft title just dropped

    damn, lies of p really is a soulsborne game

  115. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many endings? I got Rise of P which was apex kino

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 and theyre all pretty easy

  116. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gold tree let’s you respec
    >but you have spend gold
    >but gold literally grows on a tree on this game
    >you just have to wait two minutes
    Why couldn’t they just let me respec without this annoying back and forth? And why couldn’t they just let one legion upgrade point upgrade all the arms at once, considering I just have to respect if I want to switch arms?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      use the injectors the game hands out to you

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t need to. It pumps them out fast enough. Just hate running up to the tree.

  117. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game confuses me. I still don’t know wtf ergo is and I’m on chapter 11

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ergo is people.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uh huh. What does that mean?

  118. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone in the hotel even acknowledge Sophia? I kinda got the impression that only P and Gemini could see her.

  119. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Complete recovery of Guard Regain upon guarding a Fury attack
    Sheeeeesh, Phase 7 doesnt frick around

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a 7th phase?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Phase 6 in NG+, 7 in NG++
        it has some absolutely bonkers abilities and you should leave the thread now before theyre spoiled for you

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          My favorite Phase 7 unlocks are the one that lets you fly and the nude one.

  120. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Just beat newgame
    >Game gives me "Enter newgame+?" promt
    >Figure i'd just be spit out just before the final boss if i didnt
    >Turns out 2 chevos and some post-game shit is only avalible after beating the game
    >Now locked into unique newgame+ ending sequence and cant go back to it
    Damn, Good a reason as any to replay with another build but shit, wish i'd have gotten the promt after it spat me out in Krat Hotel or something

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      just do ng+ and back up your save before sophia and gepetto. thass what i did.

  121. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who's the female stalker Carlo was simping for? And why is she shocked when he died? She's not Claudia, is she?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont know

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's Antonia.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Carlo is a GILFricker?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Proofs?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who??

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        All these homos wanting to do gay shit with Pinocchio when lies of P was a SS game all along

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Legendary Stalker. Who that actually is I am not sure.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who's the female stalker Carlo was simping for? And why is she shocked when he died? She's not Claudia, is she?

        Proofs?

        Who??

        THE OLD b***h
        she has the same feather on her hat. thats all we go off of
        you show off your clothes she gives you and its probably lil boy carlos before he ate it

  122. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Big saw
    >Explosive pickaxe handle
    >Essentially just made Yhorms greataxe from ds3
    >Chopping my way through the entire game
    holy frick this combo fricks, seen so many anti-motivity people on steam discussions that i thought it'd remain dogwater until endgame, But you really just need a good enough moveset.

  123. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the game implies that they're going to make a sequel based on the Wizard of Oz but that feels more like a whole new game instead of an expansion

  124. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where the FRICK is all the animations of this b***h getting his boyhole stuffed with wiener?

  125. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who struggles with this game is 100% trying to parry everything like a moron.
    Most of my playthrough was dodging, running attacks and charged attacks from behind and i never struggled with any boss.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I played my entire first playthrough motivity and speccing all my P Engine into stagger and perfect parries.
      Had an absolute blast learning the patterns of the bosses, The only time i thought timings were off was First phase puppet king tube arms.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They’re also not making use of legion arms effectively, and are likely under the assumption you can’t dodge fury attacks when you can dodge some.

  126. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    they should've just started the tutorial by saying "do you want to play slash, stab, or both?" because dex is literally JUST FRICKING STAB WEAPONS

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That dagger is the second best weapon in the game (meme not-actually-a-katana still wins)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Love my rapier, love stabbing with it, would never want to be caught dead slashing with it

  127. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why can't I give the wedding ring to Romeo 🙁

  128. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITS A FRICKING DAGGER WHY IS IT BAD AT SLASHING WHAT THE FRICK????

    frick frick frick frick FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just pick a handle that has slashing animations you want and slap a tech crank on it, What's the issue?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        because ill do half the damage I would've if it was just a stab handle???

  129. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros, DLC artwork just dropped

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any of the villain?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
  130. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still bummed that we can't fight The Coachman and Monstro.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      disney OC, cant touch with 10 foot pole.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're both in and from the original book.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Coachman didnt have a stand-in from what i noticed but Monstro was obviously stod in by the Submarine.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the Submarine
        Yeah, that's definitely Monstro, specifically the book version which was a gigantic shark.

  131. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Romeo, the puppet king
    STOP FRICKING ATTACK STOP FRICKING ATTACKING STOP FRICKING ATTACK STOP FRICKING ATTACKING STOP FRICKING ATTACK STOP FRICKING ATTACKING

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get better at the game, you dumb Black person. Bring shotputs for his flame attack

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        shotputs?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's a merchant you can buy them from somewhere before Romeo

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >throwables
            what am I, gay?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes because you b***h and complain and when offered a solution to something, you decide not to use it. Keep failing, b***h Black person

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                or maybe this homosexual shouldn't have 12 hit combo attacks and 2 hit true combos that come out as fast as a curved sword

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            he wants to beat the game anon

  132. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he used summons
    >he used throwables
    >he beat it after the patch

    sorry. you didn't actually beat it.

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