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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Light a fire

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How exactly are they going to make long traveling not boring? I already want to kill myself when sailing in Valheim.

      They are cooking another dumpter fire I see.

      But you can look at all the pretty precedurally generated foliage!

      they won with no mans sky, they will win again

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is there anything he cant do?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tell the whole truth initially

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Make a good game.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only time will tell but I mean who doesn't like a good train wreck story?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >won
        Their support is admirable but it's still a far cry from the game they advertised, where every single aspect was to be procedural.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How exactly are they going to make long traveling not boring? I already want to kill myself when sailing in Valheim.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      But you can look at all the pretty precedurally generated foliage!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Game has ridable dragons

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who says they actually want to make it not boring? It's just the same "dude exploration" bullshit again, except that they canned space travel and reskinned ships to look like dragons. The issue with NMS is that despite all the content they added over the years, the core loop basically never changed. It just gets bigger. Wide as an ocean, deep as a puddle is the perfect description here and I'd argue that this will have the exact same issues.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody has done a full planet in real scale. if they can pull it off it's gonna be an achievement, no matter how shit the gameplay loop is and I respect them for it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          They have, the problem is you have to use procedural generation. And once you've seen how it gets generated, it's nothing but same old same old from then on. True of NMS, Starfield, Elite Dangerous, even back to shit like Daggerfall and the Derek Smart games

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's nothing but same old same old from then on
            homie procedural generation has advanced a frick ton since NMS, have you not seen Star Citizen engine? that shit is insane, it makes entire cities with almost hand crafted details along npcs and gameplay on the go, I'm pretty sure the NMS devs have some new tech to pull a interactive planet size map

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'll believe it when I see it, and yes I've seen star citizen. It's all prefabs

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >google earth
          you can explore it too
          they also have the moon and mars

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Microsoft flight sim aswell

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            can't build
            have like 1m=1px resolution, in game it's like 0.1cm=1px
            exploring a flat map from above and a planet while on it is not the same.

            They have, the problem is you have to use procedural generation. And once you've seen how it gets generated, it's nothing but same old same old from then on. True of NMS, Starfield, Elite Dangerous, even back to shit like Daggerfall and the Derek Smart games

            who has done a full scale planet?
            Yes, it's procedural, but they forced custom stuff like caves and biomes.
            It doesn't matter how it gets generated. gamers don't care about how magic is made. they just want to experience the magic.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >who has done a full scale planet?

              >it has the same 100ft x 100ft square section repeated 10,000,000 times to the size of a planet. so it's an achievement

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Elite Dangerous, though they're barren so I guess it doesn't count as much. Again, I think they did in the Derek Smart games (Earth included), but they were terribly uninteresting

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >OH MY SOI is that a boundless map with procedurally generated crap in it? OUT OF MY WAY CHUDS, I NEED TO ASK MY WIFE'S SOON PERMISSION TO USE MY ALLOWANCE MONEY TO PREORDER IT!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Wide as an ocean, deep as a puddle
        You forgot it took them years to be as wide as an ocean, when it released it puddle deep and puddle wide

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          the thing that really sucks is, it seems like all of the systems they added have the potential to be cool, if they would bother developing any of them even a little bit

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The systems ARE cool and developed enough, it’s a genuinely fun game and you should try playing it instead of listening to the naysaying Black folk here who hate everything.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah and it's a real shame that all of them except base building are barebones and barely interact with each other if at all. My breaking point was discovering Settlements don't let you place buildings or manage them but instead are just a very shitty mobile game where you wait for timers to pass even though they have base building mechanics already in the game. If mobile gameplay is the best they can do at least they could've copied Clash of Clans or something with actual base building, but we got anti-gameplay instead

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wonder, one of the marketing pitches of Kingdom Come Deliverance was that it was modeled with real life distances in mind, have anyone felt boredom traveling in this game in hardcore mode?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If there's one thing I wish more of these types of big world survivalcraft games would do, it's allowing the player to control an entire party of characters that you can order to act independently and also assume direct control.
      Like Kenshi, you could have characters on all corners of the island doing things at once, and switch between them at will.

      That handles the potential tedium and downtime of travel by letting NPCs handle the trek (far less efficient/slower than the player hopping around, also put them at risk of encounters and running low on supplies when you aren't supervising them) while you manage shit elsewhere. It would also be the ultimate form of expanding your scope, making spreading out and have genuine supply lines actually valuable as opposed to virtually every survivalcraft game making your lone survivor bunker down and build/hoard everything on a single hill.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        very interesting

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just be more efficient dip shit.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are cooking another dumpter fire I see.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a NMS mod with some texture work.
    How will they top the amazing shooting rocks gameplay from their previous game?

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He missed the opportunity to name it No Man's Land

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    let sean cook

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks cozy

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's a good dev
    sony is just a horrible publisher

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh no, someone stop him!

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >beating bethesda to skyrim 2
    holy based, what an epic play

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that cringe as frick music
    nah im good.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    valheim but good?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    From the trailer it looks like the same engine as NMS so I imagine they'll be able to port most features across. Base building, tameable monsters, etc. The question is whether they'll be able to give players a compelling reason to keep playing beyond seeing pretty environments.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doubt it'll collapse under the weight of its own ambition like NMS did. It literally looks like a fantasy reskin of the same game, as if they put in the bare minimum in order to make this a new game.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys think he learned anything from No Man's Sky or will this be another engoodening project of his?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He learned he can release a mess and get people to forgive him as long as he hires the right youtuber to shill his shit after a year or so

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    oy vey

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks generic honestly, at least NMS had some ambitions

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks ok, I'm gonna keep an watch on it but I'm not holding it up as anything special yet

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No Man's Sky is apparently this amazing game now it's totally not garbage
    >Never see any gameplay posted
    >Cyberpunk 2077 is apparently this amazing game now they fixed the bugs
    >Never see any gameplay posted
    >Baldur's Gate 3 is GOTY Larian really blew everyone's mind
    >Never see any gameplay posted

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe play the games?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair I hardly see any gameplay posted of any games these days.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody here plays games, of course you won't see gameplay here lmao

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you name a single game that gets gameplay posted here you stupid frick?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have a point with No Man's Sky and that's it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you want to watch gameplay go ahead and open Youtube, this is a place for discussing them

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You want me to link my cyberpunk stream you dumb frick

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody here plays games, there is only endless complaining about people that do.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      CRPG combat isn't webm worthy, people also don't post their sick clips of disco elysium conversations and that game is discussed all the time here.

      Is there anything he cant do?

      take up the groceries in 1 trip?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Find us one (1) game that has it's gameplay posted on /vee/.

      Lets see how old that footage is and how long it's going to take you to find it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't come to Ganker to talk about games anymore, you come here to complain, bait or shitpost. Been that way for several years now, at the minimum.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      tbh it's a pain in the ass to post videos on Ganker
      4mb is just not enough and i bet the chink would declare bankruptcy or starting plastering blacked ads everywhere for +1mb file size limit

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think some people view game devs as gods

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the ultimate Faustian bargain and people always fall for it

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happens if you light a fire

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cringe contemporary music
      >furshit
      >no cute girls
      No thank you.

      You have to burn the rope.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This studio not being 6 feet under is genuinely upsetting

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no space shit
    I'm buying your game.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It really is happening again

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what did he mean by this

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you die in the game you die in real life.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it wraps, is my guess (like an actual planet)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's making real life

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        the real answer is the game world will be the size of the real Earth. Meaning traveling around it will take months, etc

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          even so to be truly open world would mean no boundaries. so you could have a planet sized map but the edges would have to lead into each other like a real life planet

          it wraps, is my guess (like an actual planet)

          aka a "wrapping."
          not sure how planets work in NMS but if they already have that tech it would be easy for them

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            They do work like that in NMS, you can literally fly or walk around them real time with no loading screens. You can also do extensive terraforming (for the industry standards) but there are limits how far you can dig underground and how high you can build.

            That however does kinda cast shadow to what the "first" part is about then.
            Maybe literally allowing players to dig tunnel directly trough planets core and come out the opposite side?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      creatividad bros wtf

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Call me when its engoodened.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much of this is bullshit though?? NmS is hideous to gaze upon. This will be the same??? Also no giga titty slider, no purchase.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      all of it is bullshit you fricking moron

      Can't believe zoomers are going to fall for scams like this just like millennials did with Molyneux.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >create an entire planet
    >mountains are actually massive like in real life
    I'm fricking digging this
    >you fly around in a dragon
    Well, there goes all my hype, the entire excitement about feeling insignificant instantly gone.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which is why you just don't use the dragon thing and just walk/ride around on horse equivalent.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >just don't use the intended thing

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon the map will be the size of a planet, you don't go walking from NY to LA right? what if it takes actual real life days to go from one point to another?

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Todd Howard 2.0

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t really hate this guy anymore after Starfailed. He made Todd his b***h forever.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >0.0000001 seconds of combat and actual gameplay
    >97 hours of painfully slow walking, slow riding LE EPIC MOUNT, and generic building
    why are modern games like this

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Combat is dogshit in NMS, and this just looks the same

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dont let him speak to journalists

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    People arent falling for it again are they?

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is so much more my aesthetic than NMS, looking forward to it

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not particularly interested in it, but if they did learn their lessons from No Man's Sky, it will probably be fine.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This could potentially be what Cube World was trying to be and then some

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >create a dumpsterfire
    >everyone gets annoyed at how bad it stinks
    >put it out
    >everyone applauds and thanks you for being so brave as to extinguish the fire you set
    I will never forgive IH for painting this shit in a positive light.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't set out to make a dumpster fire and most developers never would have cleaned up that mess. They would have just cut their losses and move on to another project.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its kind of eye opening how much people parrot ecelebs from this shit.

      No you Black folk the game STILL isnt good
      Its a really shitty minecraft game now, the exploration is goddamn gone since theres no point to exploration anymore

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The way you make this interesting is locking stuff to certain regions. One region may only have grey stone, red dye, and sapphire. Meanwhile the neighboring region may have orange rocks, blue dye, and rubies. It creates an incentive for trade and building roads and such.

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ...so has he thanked Internet Historian yet for singlehandedly restoring public internet opinion on him?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sweet

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        frickin lel
        sean's a real one

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He will lie, chuds will cry, i will buy. Simple as.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chuds?

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the first real open world
    What did he mean by this?

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the work of one who consorts with beasts

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT?

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick it, I'll support him, he redeemed himself with no man's sky dlc's over and over again, so there's no reason to not trust him.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he redeemed himself
      cuz your eceleb told so?
      fricking go back

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    never noticed how weird his teeth are

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the anthro characters, why don't they make more games with walking, talking animals?

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    THIS TIME WILL BE GOOD, HE CHANGED HIS GAME WILL BE GOOD NOW

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm hoping he learned from NMS but it'd be funny if it turned out to be an even bigger trash fire than before

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    murray if we're able to romance the bnuuy and wolf women as a human male character then all of your past sins will be completely resolved

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so fricking sick of live service multiplayer games. When will this fad ever stop? There is literally a lower than 1% chance this game will be good or run well.

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like generic survival crafting slop
    When will devs stop making shinier Minecraft

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