Like a Yakuza: Dragon of Infinite Wealth who erased his name

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Asian woman is so underwhelming holy shit, just might frick latinas or niggress instead

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seonhee is best girl

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Back half of the game felt really off, and I don't know why. I think the finales should have switched order maybe or whole team should have taken on both? It felt like Ichiban didn't get the spotlight, and Kiryu's speech to Ebina fell kinda flat after the end of Gaiden

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah the finale was a bit underwhelming. Bryce’s motives were whatever and a downgrade from the supposed fire-bending immortal prophet that the game was making him out to be. And the final gauntlet for Ebina was just a recycled millennium tower. I thought there would be more to the finale with unraveling the plot but it was just wrapping up the final bosses. They never showed what happened to the yakuza who were sent to Nele Island and it isn’t shown why the Daidoji wanted Akane. The story just fizzled out and I think I’d prefer the moronic but amusing story of Y4 over this

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even the first LaD ended on a more interesting note. Ebina was boring as frick.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The entire Palekana plotline was just kind of whatever. I kind of hope LAD9 is just a smaller scale Yakuza plot again but I doubt they'll do that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Back half of the game felt really off, and I don't know why
      Because the back half was centered around Kiryu, the man who erased his name and had like two or three conclusions to his story, as he...has yet another finale character arc. and the arc is all about how he has to rely on other people for once I guess we're ignoring Yakuza 4 & 5 and also trying to make up for the many sins he committed by running away from responsibilities in the gangster life. Also, Wong Tou's kid is being held in this random shed - see, we didn't forget!
      There was obviously some kind of major rewrite; I think Lani and Akane were supposed to have a lot more screentime than they ended up getting especially at the end, good lord

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone share the gif of happy Ichiban cheering with the word "CUM" on it?

  5. 3 months ago
    Moose

    So, based on my experience (Haven't touched Big Swell yet but have beaten both the HH and YU) Seonhee is objectively best to be in Housekeeper while Chitose is objectively best to be in Geodancer. There's no real purpose to put Saeko into play at any point as both of those girls have absurd AGI and can both throw out Substitution Jutsus or Bubble Bales with Scum Scrapers and Money Suckers when they need to. Saeko effectively offers nothing to any team that they can't cover in PA, and she's basically only useful in Kiryu's part as "The second girl to do throwaway stuff when Seonhee doesn't wipe out everything in one Bubble bale".

    In terms of final job loadouts this feels like the best one:
    >Ichiban
    Aquanaut. There's no reason to be in any other job. Negating all resistances + Essence of Friendship is an instant 3500+ attack and as long as you keep full health Essence of Showboating/Surf Twister does like 1600 easily.
    >Kiryu
    Desperado. DoD falls off extremely hard and Desperado can crit with basically every attack which means crit Burning Arrows and crit Wild Sweep which is absurd.
    >Eric & Nanba
    Host. Outfit gives them resistance to every damage type, it has absurdly high MAG as a job, and with Desperado's Poisoned Cloudburst you cover every single magical type.
    >Chitose
    Geodancer. Its ultimate weapon is fantastic and the armor is a straight damage buff that's really easy to keep. Paired with the enormous MAG it's too good to quit, and Chitose has high AGI.
    >Adachi
    Linebacker. He's bench fodder anyway but hit terrible AGI allows "Hut! Hut! Hike!" to never drop its DEF buff and you gain free damage buffs for Essence of Showboating.
    >Seonhee
    Housekeeper. The ultimate weapon is absurd especially if you make magic crit, the armor is pretty good, she has amazing AGI, and you have so much versatility.
    >Saeko
    Probably Barmaid if you had to but she has tough competition.
    >Zhao
    Chef for the ultimate weapon and his high ATK.
    >Han
    Desperado or Chef I would say.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Linebacker. He's bench fodder anyway but hit terrible AGI allows "Hut! Hut! Hike!" to never drop its DEF buff and you gain free damage buffs for Essence of Showboating.
      I did this for most of the game and some postgame and it fricking sucks lol, I think he's just bad but I got more use out of just throwing samurai on him.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      based on my experience any job is fine and works well it's all about levels and 6-7 star weapons. Big Swell is pretty easy if you start with 50+ level. I only died on last level cuz I forgot Kasuga got cursed so we got one tapped. Outsied of that Dondoko laser, Kiryus dragon spell will carry you through any boss/big group no probs there

      • 3 months ago
        Moose

        I beat the whole game with Ichiban on freelancer and it wasn't even that bad. It's too easy to worry about minmaxking honestly, except for the dlc thing.

        Oh I know it's not that bad, I'm just talking about from a minmax perspective. Anyone can use any job, but there's so many that excel with specific things while others just suck absolute ass like anyone in Samurai or Breaker.

        Sonhee > nightkween (def bikini)
        Chi-chang > housekeeper or kuno (bikini black)
        Saeko > tennis player (def bikini)

        Kunoichi isn't worth it. You need 3 AGI stacks to deal any meaningful damage with Shadow Clone Jutsu while Housekeeper and Geodancer using any Housekeeper magic will outdamage it instantly even if they aren't going as many turns, not to mention the setup for those stacks and not all fights have multiple enemies to kill to get them. Many enemies have more weaknesses to magic than knife attacks as well, and its ultimate weapon and armor are just so-so. It's a DEX build and only that. It's basically this game's Musician except instead of Voltage you have Agility buffs and it's not as useless as Musician.
        Night Queen is okay but again, it has the issue of focusing on ATK-leaning attacks when the women are amazing at MAG-leaning attacks since all three of them lean towards both sides so you may as well make them mages. They also have some amazing magical attacks whereas their physical stuff is so-so unless they're Tennis Aces. Tennis Ace using Night Queen stuff isn't too bad I guess.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the best part about big swell is side stories after you beat each level. They're really good and it's nice to see devs tried to canonize premium adventure stuff with those

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            isnt big swell ng+ and dlc only?

            • 3 months ago
              Moose

              Big Swell can be done in PA, but yes, it's paid DLC.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              no, you can play it right after you beat the game in premium adventure. Also it's the best thing to do before bg+ anyway - should be a cake walk with top gear and 70+ characters

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I beat the whole game with Ichiban on freelancer and it wasn't even that bad. It's too easy to worry about minmaxking honestly, except for the dlc thing.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    seonhee best personality, chitose hottest, saeko best geodancer

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sonhee > nightkween (def bikini)
    Chi-chang > housekeeper or kuno (bikini black)
    Saeko > tennis player (def bikini)

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like a Woman: Infinite Bimbofication

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I should have done more as 4th president ...
    Kiryu, you b***h-ass c**t, you were only president for a few hours and you couldn't have done shit because you spent like half your life in prison by that time, no way you had the knowledge or influence to actually change shit in a meaningful way.

    That said, Ebina was shit for 99% of the game, then he was actually a pretty good antagonist for that fight and discussions before/after. The fact that he realized Bryce's plan wouldn't work, and his own plan would hardly work either make him pretty compelling, and does lend credence to what would usually be resolved as "but he's a good boy who dindu noffin".

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kiryu, you b***h-ass c**t, you were only president for a few hours and you couldn't have done shit because you spent like half your life in prison by that time
      This got me too lol, there's so much emphasis on his status as ex-chairman (even in other games) but he barely was for a day

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >spoiler
      I thought he was pretty fricked up because he knew the plan was stupid from the get go but he agreed with it anyway just to send as many yakuza as possible to their death.
      Underrated villain imo.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did it mean?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any guesses what LAD9 is going to be about? I hope it focuses on Kamurocho entirely.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick.. Infinite Wealth was so big I think we won't see new Yakuza game for 2 years at least now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually new numbered game will take 4 years but we'll get a spin off or Judgment equivalent or whatever next year or early 2025 I bet

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Between 7 and 8 we essentially had two new games in Lost Judgment and Gaiden, so we'll probably have other games between.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually new numbered game will take 4 years but we'll get a spin off or Judgment equivalent or whatever next year or early 2025 I bet

        yeah new Judgment game in 2026 sounds about right

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Judgment is over
          It’s their new IP that’s up next

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pog. It's finally Crows Zero game time lads

            • 3 months ago
              Moose

              >Implying it won't be a Psycho-Pass, Tokyo Revengers, or Baki game.
              They've done a crossover with Tokyo Revengers twice now.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Psycho-Pass
                no way they're making new assets in futuristic setting
                > Tokyo Revengers
                shit's gay and for fujos, no way they're sleeping on their ossan audience
                > Baki game
                now this could be cool, considering they did good with Hokuto

              • 3 months ago
                Moose

                >shit's gay and for fujos
                Who exactly do you think their audience is for this series? It's the fujos, it's always been the fujos.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't Yokoyama say something about another summit after 8 came out? They've probably got something in the works.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Judgment 3 in 2025
      Kiwami 3 in 2026
      Yakuza 9 in 2027

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Kiwami 3 in 2026
        I wish

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >whygena credited as artist instead of stickysheep
          lel

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Kiwami 3
        *Kenzan Kiwami

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
  13. 3 months ago
    Moose

    >Squid Tentacles cost more than Shark Fins even though you'll be running the Yokohama Underground less since its rewards are worse.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women ruined my male crime drama series

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Seonhee's voice actress (in Japanese) a rookie? Her delivery on some lines is excellent, especially the ones before you use big moves like essence of whatever with her.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully soon ChatGPT will replace all these moronic useless monkeys.
    20 peoples' salaries for years surely is much more than the API fee to OpenAI.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    filler in video game form

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