>like warhammer fantasy and 40k
>can't play physical because SA doesn't get shit without paying a small fortune
>can't play tabletop simulator because it doesn't feel genuine
>can only play dawn of war 2 and total war for a somewhat similar experience
is this what being poor feels like? should i move to the US?
America isn't going to help with the whole being poor thing.
You're in South Africa and you haven't left? Why?
Bro, get the fuck outta there. Warhammer feels are the least of your problems. You're gonna see Warhammer irl if you don't, it'll be the real genuine article.
>2no2tg
Agreed captcha, no no to tg
not south africa
south america
Where? Huehue?
Buy 3d printed. There are people willing to to churn out any bootleg thing you can ask for from cancer plastic for a fraction of the price ge takes for a single box
argentina, we have triple the inflation of huehue, so getting even 3d printed stuff hurts your wallet
to make things worse, i'm an ork player
>argentina
that's shit
seems to be a lot of argentines in australia, I know quite a few that work in the wine industry
40k prices suck here but everyone 3d prints and all the tournaments I know of allow 3d prints
Can you go to the Falklands and get stuff from the UK there or something? Idk
i doubt that would be any cheaper than going to america and just buying it there, brazil is the better choice
Te podriai venir a Chile derrepente. Igual es caro, pero hay escena y a lo menos una LGS en cada ciudad grande. Tenemos un grupo de como 30 jugando KT todas las semanas.
suena bueno, tambien me sirve porque la comunidad de budokai tenkaichi 3 en chile es un poco menos sudorosa que la de argentina
el tema es que salir de acá es casi imposible, y tengo un viaje gratis a yankeelandia si me consigo la beca del profesorado
>south america
get people to pay you to do something online
porn, art, videos, whatever. some cunt's out there paying for any and every stupid thing.
the exchange rate will let you charge normal fees for creative works in major currencies but make relatively outsized profit in southamericabucks.
don't undervalue your work either. a lot of it is expensive and that's fine.
You already live in warhammer, go outside
Wait you can play on tabletop sim!?
40k at least
Yeah there's a ton of people who play 40k on TTS
Though I've been playing way more Grimdark Future than 40k
Yes.
>tfw your computer is too shitty and old to run it
OP is a richboy fag and knows nothing about being actually third world
Have you considered buying a cheap 3d printer, and printing a several thousand dollar army for a hundred bucks?
Being too poor to afford warhammer is a blessing, it means you are being spared from the dogshit that is warhammer
(qualification: certain editions of fantasy were okay I guess)
>I'm not the only argentinian on this board
a little creepy tbh
by the way, were you the one who made that post asking if the sisters of battle could have sex in devox?
no, i just made some dnd posts about how kenku are fun to play
you can play with paper stands, blocks, or almost anything as a standin for models. You can also play vastly superior games the same way, or with no miniatures at all, by hitting up the /hwg/ troves and doing some print and play wargames.
>tabletop simulator doesn’t feel genuine
>but Dawn of War 2 does
Come on over to the US. Your IQ is clearly low enough to pass as American
dawn of war 2 doesn't, it's just that i enjoy RTS games a bit
My buddy pirated a book and then used to play using wine corks glued to cardboard bases. He'd paint the corks or draw on them in ballpoint pen. It looked like shit, it was awesome.
If people nearby like the game try playing with paper minis. Cheap but tactile.
What about Russia? They like white South Africans there and there's a whole community of recasters so you could play WHFB and 40K for pretty cheap.
Enjoy conscription.
Have you considered our lord and saviour Necromunda or Blood Bowl.
Blood Bowl especially is some pretty kino shit and the buy in is very low for a hobby.
how did he get cum in his eye?
Very carefully