Likelihood of feloids in 40k 10e?
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Likelihood of feloids in 40k 10e?
Likelihood of feloids in 40k 10e?
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1- Dude, give up, the chances of them appearing died when they introduced the Tau.
2- Why are they all girls?
So that I like it when they have no pants on.
Skill issue
>the chances of them appearing died when they introduced the Tau
I'd really like to know the logic behind this statement
How can catgirls be boys?
>guardsmen
*Sisters of battle
>How can catgirls be boys?
Catgirl(male) clearly
They would obviously be called kittens of battle
CatMEN
Suffering is salvation.
A true son of the emPURRa.
The pride of Catistan V
This makes me imagine if they do make Felinids they're basically going to become their own army like Votunn or something. I'd rather not, even as a catfolk fan.
why
>2- Why are they all girls?
You know why.
>2- Why are they all girls?
you know why
>2- Why are they all girls?
gender segregated regiments are pretty normal
>Why are they all girls?
who wants to tell him?
>2- Why are they all girls?
You know why
If you're so desperate to turn your guardsmen into furries, just buy some third-party conversion bits.
Imperial guard is gay, Felinids deserve to be their own army like (actually more than) votans
I will now convert all my leagues of votann models to shoetstack cat girls.
I agree, they should be their own army so that I can slaughter them with my Imperial Guard army which I have and know how to run because I'm not a Godless furry.
The most the Imperium would likely tolerate are cat-like eyes. Anything else is abomination.
This is all bollocks because ogryns and ratlings differ more from the human form than eldars do. The Imperium runs on pure hypocrisy and accepts whatever it's profitable to accept.
ratlings are just short people and ogryns are big people and don't exhibit naerly as many animal like mutations
I'd consider a normal person with cat ears more humanlike than a giant who resembles a bald gorilla more than it does a human.
Then you'e a heretic.
This. Imperium works best when it's shown as a hyper-corrupt regime where none of the draconian laws actually work, than as a straight portrayal of a fascist wet dream.
Imperium even has sanctioned beastmen, and felinids are above that rank, they are sanctioned abhuman.
And that's moronic. Just like the catgirls.
I thought beastmen auxiliaries had their sanction revoked? Anyways, felinids have a travel prohibition attached to their sanction, so they're tolerated so long as they stay on Carlos McConnell.
Clearly it's not enforced because some Kroot c**t saw them off-world
Not enforced well, at any rate. The planet was discovered by a Rogue Trader, and RTs famously don't give a shit what the Administratum has to say about that sort of thing.
They're commonly categorized as mutants, but that varies from planet to planet. The arbites categorize them as "proscribed citizens", which precludes them from most off-world travel and being counted towards an imperial tithe. I think it's implied that they aren't seen in military service (because GW doesn't make the models anymore) because puritanical inquisitors persuaded the munitorum to alter their classification.
t. Loyalist Beastman Enjoyer
Congratulations you've discovered the narrative justifications for all of OP's future games.
>The most the Imperium would likely tolerate are cat-like eyes. Anything else is abomination.
The imperium tolerates Ogryns and Navigators and Space Marines and Ratlings and Squats and the goddamn Space Wolves literally turn into goddamn wolves due to their fricked up geneseed, normal humans with cat-ears and claws would not be outside the range of acceptable abhuman especially if the traits were consistent and bred true (i.e they're not random chaos mutations but regular genetically inheritable traits)
"Tolerate" being the key word. Most abhumans are tolerated because they're useful. Marines are the Emperor's creations and as such get a free pass as long as they don't stray too far. Not all Imperials even like Marines, it's just hard to worship the Emperor as a god and claim his creations were a mistake.
Are there more feminine versions of this?
There's girl heads right there in the picture
here's your felinid in 40k
enjoy
Deeply unlikely.
Are you prepared for the reality that the models will be ugly and nothing like your anime art in the slightest?
It doesn't stop sistergays
Sisters being ugly makes sense.
You have to have masculine characteristics in order to be a soldier,
You also have to be a bloke.
They are British, that's already a curse of ugliness as is.
>You have to have masculine characteristics in order to be a soldier,
Genuinely low IQ post. Physiognomy was debunked approximately 400 years ago. You have all the world's knowledge in the palm of your hand and yet you are literally less educated than a renissance era peasant.
You might genuinely want to have a nice day out of embarrassment. I can't even imagine how difficult everyday tasks are for someone with your stunning lack of intelligence.
I pity you.
If Physiognomy is so stupid how come fat people are slobs.
>le healthy qnd beautiful at any size face
>Physiognomy was debunked
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4388848/
wrong moron. its back in style
By a israelite...
Im.going to say poison of the well on that
>masculine characteristics
Guess that excludes you from ever serving.
God, I love her.
>Misters of battle
I like the one that's straight up Samuel L Jackson in a wig, it's funny every time.
I purchased 3rd party heads for mine, frick fixing gw's awful 41%er heads with paint.
There are several third party companies making money from the empty Felinid niche. It's only a matter of time before GW decides to fill this gap.
Those chains are awful. Cut them off and replace them with a store-bought israeliteeler's chain and you have a remarkably better miniature to use as a cool canvas.
Those chains can at least be painted and not drybrushed for a really cheap look
Wasn't there some weird bit of canon about them that came out recently, that they have arm-claws like Wolverine? Entirely possible that was just some fa/tg/uy bullshitting
Yeah, it's canon. However, I wouldn't take it at face value. It probably means a bladed glove or felinid power claw of some kind, because no civilised creature could live with claws that long.
>felinid power claw
Power murder mitten, you mean.
To be fair, isn't that basically what a power fist is?
It's canon according to a Kroot mercenary and the guy he's talking to doesn't even take it entirely at face value.
Jokes on you! I'd headpat the frick out of the Felinid on the right!
She probably needs a hug as well, but imagine the smell.
>She probably needs a hug as well
To be fair, that's probably true for everyone in the Guard.
Everyone in 40K.
Horus Heresy happened because Big E never gave his sons enough hugs.
Every single one of the primarchs would have benefited from weekly group therapy.
Every single one of the 40k players would have benefited if the fricking primarchs stayed as one small paragraph of text.
>To be fair, that's probably true for everyone in the Guard.
I'm pretty sure DCoK would be strongly adverse to, or at least confused by getting hugged. The Guard's so varied in culture (and genetic makeup) as a whole, some guardsmen probably see their position in the Guard as easier than life on their homeworld, others are probably terrified nonstop, I'd hesitate to put a lable on the Guard as a whole or make assumptions about individual guardsmen.
>no catgirl ears, they're sideways rather than on top
>low fur density, no hair
>properly dressed for the military, scatches and more
>properly lithe and skinnier, barely fitting into the uniform
>one shoe, better than 0 from the b***h on the left
>fluffy, if raggedy tail rather than the silicone buttplug on the left
>actual claws
Is this meant to be a joke? Fricking give me the reality, I wanna be a bro to the realistic felinid.
>the same felinid on the day she enlists and at the end of a month on the front lines
>Frontlines?! That's just the average Guardsman after boot camp! Their first battle is to fight on a planet as it's being exterminatus'd!
Right is the stray you hold and cherish to show her what love is
Keep, smash and wed
a catgirl wearing cat socks (or cat themed clothing) would be practically identical to say a human wearing monkey socks
until we meet again
Why does left have a human face/skin tone but white cat paws instead of hands and feet?
right is much cuter than left
I think you've just lowered your standards to the level where they may reciprocate and gaslit yourself into believing that's normal.
It's a simple matter of fluffy tail vs. lack of fluffy tail. The one on the right just needs a bath and some new clothing to be a perfect cat waifu. The one on the left is an abomination with what seems like a fleshy tentacle for a tail.
Felinid (m) vs. Felinid (f)
Neck thyself troon
There is some quote from early writer from GW, that said he put Felinids as a stand in for Tank Police catgrils on request of some guy.
What I've heard was that the guy who won the first 40k championship was allowed to add anything to 40k lore, and he chose anime catgirls.
I've heard that too but with no evidence to back it up I assume it's just another urban legend/game of telephone. Like people claiming Starcraft was supposed to be a 40K game but they couldn't secure the license when the reality is Blizzard internally discussed reaching out to GW back when Warcraft was in development but ultimately decided to pursue founding and growing their own IPs instead after getting burned on their last licensed game.
What was their last licensed game? Before you say WarCraft, that was also not a warhammer game at any point, that's another myth.
The Death and Return of Superman is the one that caused them to swear off licensed games iirc. Which makes sense, as I heard the Superman 64 team had similar issues with DC suits and that they're the reason it became a game about flying through rings and not much else.
>Before you say WarCraft
I literally just explained that one: they internally discussed pitching it as a WHF to GW before agreeing they should do their own thing instead. It was heavily inspired by Warhammer to be sure but as you said it wasn't a "hastily repurposed WHF game" as the urban legend goes.
Spoke to a bloke at GW's HQ who told me felinids are being hashed out. The thinking is they're a race of busty all-female catgirls that were genetically engineered by a horny planetary governor. At the discretion of the governor, they only get deployed against Slaaneshi cults and Emperor's Children. For some inexplicable reason they're only given unloaded pistols to fight with while being recorded at all times by skull probes.
Motherfricker, I was so excited until I got to the second sentence.
Likelihood: 100%
We're so back 40k sisters
They were made to help repopulate the galaxy with human seed.
More like human sneed
Why were these posts deleted?
No shit, I just want to know the formal reason. It's really wild.
Deserved too. Mods are based sometimes.
Frick off wienersucker
honestly I highly doubt Felinids are going to be literal cat people if they ever get a proper canonical appearance, they're probably going to be more in the vein of like Wolverine or Sabertooth and just be very hairy humans with fangs and claws
also at this rate we'll probably end up seeing them in one of the video games first rather than 40k proper
What the frick is a feloid? Fake fan detected.
It's a portmanteau of felinid and foid.
I will 3d model and print a catgirl sorceress to go with the chaos terminator I like to self insert as. I need to make at least 3 poses, one where she can stand on her base sending spells, another where she sits on the "back" of the Terminator armor, and a final one where she lies down on it with her arms aroud the Terminator head
I doubt felinids will ever be introduced into the game proper, but I will only accept them if they're either ugly misshapen humans, or if they're called hirsutus because literally all of them have 80's hair.
>I doubt felinids will ever be introduced into the game proper
But why?
What is so egregious about felids?
Because smut has never been GW's selling point. Even when they tried, dark elves and eldar have been the least popular armies in their games.
>dark elves and eldar have been the least popular armies in their games
This sounds like prime grade A bollocks. Actually, I know it is, because dark elves were one of the top five best selling armies in WHFB according to Merrett himself.
>dark elves were one of the top five best selling armies in WHFB according to Merrett himself.
In my experience, the people who play DE do so because they're limp-dicked emo boys who wear black leather trenchcoats in the summer, not because of sex appeal.
Is this why they squatted all the edgy men in AoS, left all the females and made some new ones?
I don't know if you noticed, but the emos of yesteryear all switched out their trenchcoats for purple hair and side shaves, and their gay makeup for even gayer makeup, so yes, if you want to go for that demographic today, you virtue signal instead of selling edge.
Virtue signal by making half-naked women who look like combat prostitutes?
By making them look like male prostitutes, yes.
You know witch elves still use the same WFB era models right?
So GW isn't actually doing anything at all, then?
They expanded the range twice, and I like the new stuff even more than the carryovers.
Did you forget about the 6 boobed demonettes?
Those aren't sexy.
>dark elves and eldar have been the least popular armies in their games.
Ah, I didn't know you were trying to be moronic.
Why would you even want that? Why the frick do you want GW to ruin them? There are tons of people making sickass stl files of full felinid kill teams and they look great. just keep in homebrew.
What makes you assume with such confidence that they will be ruined?
Personal subjective opinion of how felinids are. I have my own headcanon of how felinids are and I quite like it. Trust me when I say, GW will NOT make felinids anything near my own headcanon.
Your felinid porn will never be canon or accepted by anyone regardless of whether GW makes felinid minis.
My headcanon isn't porn related thats moronic.
You know its just COOMER shit
This. If you think Felinids should look anything else like this or pic related, you are for all intends and purposes a homosexual.
>doesn't like the Ctarl-Ctarl
What sort homosexual are you?
*should NOT - my mistake and typo there. Genuinly speaking the Ctarl-Ctarl and Puma Sisters are very much fitting in with the baseline Aesthetic of 40k beeing "Would look cool on a 80s / 90s Metal Album Cover". I guess, if you want to make them a bit more exotic looking, you could go a bit more into the direction of lets say the furry guys from Fire Emblem or give them a more cat-like apperance in terms of there human body proportions. Its not like 40k can't be a bit silly, Necromunda is complete Bonkers and one of the best parts of the setting for it.
40k has always drawn heavily from 80s and 90s media. So if we somehow do get official felinids, I strongly suspect they'll end up looking a lot like the Thundercats.
I think original Thundercats would be a perfect balance, not too anime, not too furry, alien yet feline enough and 80's coolness
I think that was the intention of the guy that had them added to the setting. If I remember correctly he won a competition or something and he got to add a pice of fluff to 40k
Except modern 40k takes its design cues from Starcraft 2 and CoD.
GW is inconsistent. For every failure like votans there's a success like GSC.
As likely as female space marines. Which is not zero. If they willingly pander to troons they will probably have no problems taking more rep hits pandering some more.
I want them to be in there. I want at least some of them to fit the catgirl archetype. First of all because Warhammer's Warhammer even with catgirls and far more importantly because it would cheese off a certain type of Warhammer Fanboy who's far too seriouspants and not even in a misplaced quest for realism in warhammer sort of way. You know the ones.
yeah it would also be fun to see the disparity in the grimdarkness of the universe against the catgirls' natural genkiness. People here would get so fricking asspained though, I can't even blame them though. You'd get such an influx of legitimately obnoxious troglodytes who jump in every discussion to turn it into loreshit.
>You know the ones.
Hell yeah brother, the kind that doesn't seem to grasp that 40k isn't real.
I'd rather not have them follow the genki formula. Instead, I'd like them to spec into being really enthusiastic and bombastic big game hunters.
As I saw it put once, the reason cats have the preferred prey that they do is because that is what they can efficiently hunt. If cats had human intelligence and tools, they'd look at a T-Rex and see Dinner. Put a bell on them? They become even better stealth hunters because they learn to not let the bell ring unless they want it to.
Eyeballing an equivalent role on the battlefield, maybe put them as Anti-Vehicle or Anti-Hero Infantry (depending on loadout) that're weak to standard infantry? Maybe with a Trophy Hunter ruleset where they get stronger the more Characters or Vehicles they kill?
For some of their weapons with this iteration, perhaps they have a "Sniper" Unit setup like this?
felonids have been in 40k since very first edition
>they just deliver the commissar a lord of change like its no big deal
what the frick
>cat girls
>cat girls
>cat girls
Why no dog girls?
Thats a human with a huge ass buttplug and a really good control over their ass Anonymous. You should work at GW, they'd love your contributions.
Just field some Fenrisians then.
Fenrisians don't have any apparent animal parts.
Pictured: 100% human, no animal parts.
Yes? Why are you posting a picture of some naked humans on a blue board anon?
There are no wolves on Fenris.
It is known.
that's a fox, not a dog
Holy newbie
not an argument
>Official Models
Zero
However if all you want is catgirl(catboy?) guard I guess you could sculpt greenstuff ears for the models on helmetless guardsmen or the forage cap heads.
>Likelihood of feloids in 40k 10e?
Most likely not. Just find some third party heads and/or STLs and print that catgirl army you want.
But I have a feeling you might be treated with suspicion as the LGS for bringing a coomer army.
Not every LGS is located in a shithole country founded by exiled religious zealots.
92078028
Don't turn around
No oh
Der coomer threads in town
Wah oh
instead of hot chicks with cat ears I'd rather cute palicos
The idea of something so small and sweet in the face of the horrors of chaos is heroic
wegh
That makes me wonder what WH40K would look like if the Japanese invented it.
>me casually saying gamer words past basketball people
>Felinids are in combat units
>Because they instead work in mess units to feed the troops.
>Even many a marine chapters will requisition meowscular chefs for their celebratory banquets!
And now I'm also imagining some weird Monster Hunter game but set in 40k. Kill xenos, daemons, and mutants... and make something useful from their body parts. Or sell them as decorations to other Imperial organizations I guess? The Switchaxe does sound like something you'd find in 40k.
Can muhrinoids even feel taste?
Orks literally already have Beast Snaggaz for all your MonHun needs. They even have their own versions of palicos and palamutes: grots and squigs. No need to try to shoehorn your marineslop into everything.
I monster hunter parody game with orcs sounds amazing
>start with "small" targets like ambulls, squigosaurs, dreadnaughts, and hive tyrants
>work your way up to titans and heirophants where you crawl around their body and hit various important nodes
>add in some random xeno bioforms like those titan sized tau auxiliaries, the umbra, and other shit either from obscure lore or made up wholesale for the game
>tfw when stuck farming Bjorn the Fell Handed (Gork Rank) because he won't drop his fricking fricking progenoid gland for the weapon you want even though you already have over 500 thunderwolf pelts
Based
cringe
I drew this Felinid Guardsman a while ago. Since the species name just means "Hairy Human" and Kroot apparently can't tell them apart from baseline humans. These two facts indicated to me that they look probably a lot like humans with hypertrichosis
The kroot also said they have "forearm length claws" just like any other human. With the amount of people who take an explicitly unreliable narrator at face value I'm getting fricking Mass Effect 2 flashbacks with the drunks musing about asari biology
100%
One-in-a-milnyan
Cat girls are only good for one thing.
That's right: Hunting rat girls for you.
Seeing a lesbian character being de-gayed is such a wonderful genre
I've wanted to see fanart of Catra as a guardswoman for a while, unfortunately hasn't come to fruition yet
You should at least post the link to the full image.
>https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=9694784
when GW starts to get really desperate
>feloids
>40k
the rules will never be good, the models will never be good, the game will never be good.
>the models will never be good
Frick you.
Rogue Trader came out during 10th edition and confirms Felinids are still canon, does that count?
I completely missed this dialogue (or forgot about it), wow
If I'm not mistaken, one of the psyker personalities in Darktide mentions them as well.
The quote from Darktide literally calls Felinids hot as frick.
Can you post the voice line?
The mech suit things and the rounded breastplates in the artwork remind me of the votunn. Or do you mean why would I rather not have them as their own army? That's mostly just because I like the idea of regular guard regiments.
Not just that, but "his darling" calls them hot as frick. His "darling" being a voice in his head that either belongs to a daemon or to the God-Emperor himself. Meaning hot catgirl ass is enough to sway either Emps himself or turn a Warpspawn away from Chaos for a spell
Given the other lines, the psyker's beloved is likely a fragment of the Emperor's consciousness. So catgirls get a pass at the highest level of Imperial authority.
>the psyker's beloved is likely a fragment of the Emperor's consciousness.
That's my personal belief too, but there's also a strong case for it being some tzeenchian daemon doing a funny. Some other anon once said there was some side story on their website that strongly implied the latter but he never brought forth any evidence, so instead I prefer to go with the interpretation that Emps fricked loves catgirls.
>Pariahs
I thought that was a Necron unit? Doesn't the Imperium call them nulls?
Necron Pariahs got axed from the lore, nulls used to be the name but it got downgraded to slang and replaced with Pariah once necrons lost theirs
Today I have found out about Throths. Evidently they exist to encourage 40k conversions of sylvaneth revs.
Did they make the Treemen into a mutated humans?
>Evidently they exist to encourage 40k conversions of sylvaneth revs.
Troths predate the entirety of AoS you loretuber tourist homosexual.
So you a piece of 40k lore that is so obscure that I haven't heard of it in twenty years of playing the game, I guess it makes you a very successful person in your mind.
I'm correcting you, moron. You said "throths" only exist for the sake of kitbashing sylvaneth. I'm informing you that you made that shit up and passed it off as fact so you won't be a wrong homosexual next time.
You're welcome.
If people's guessing causes such an outburst of aggression in you, you need to be isolated from the society.
>if u hurt my feelings on Ganker u need to be committed!
Holy shit dude just take the L
>I haven't heard of it in twenty years of playing the gam
It was repeated over and over again on /tg/ when it was new, so maybe you're just a newbie.
In the grim darkness of the far future the only possible felinids are grumpy cat men.
I had a couple of these Eureka catgirls.
_0_ %
Furthermore, I believe Carlos McConnell was his actual name, hence the felinid homeworld.
They should exclusively do male felenids to subvert the coomers expectations
I think you'd be solving a problem at the cost of causing a very similar one, anon.
>subvert