>Link canonically fricked this
Nintendo had no business confirming it but they did. Why?
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>Link canonically fricked this
Nintendo had no business confirming it but they did. Why?
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Why can't more people look like that?
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They didn't though.
>They didn't though.
>Meanwhile in ALBW (canonically takes place after ALTTP
>Oh, that princess... She's quite an interesting one, let me tell you. You wanna hear something juicy? When we reach a certain age, even the princess comes to a point where she has love on her mind, right...? [Of course!] OK, WELL... You didn't hear it from me, but every night the princess goes on a little excursion inside the castle. Her maids say that she's secretly meeting someone. Apparently, she's not very good at the "secretly" part. So, one night, someone gave in to the delicious temptation of curiosity and decided to follow the princess... And guess what happened! [What happened?] The princess stopped in front of a large painting on display in the center of the castle. And she stood there just staring up at the painting for 10 minutes. And then went back to her room. Just like that! So when the person following her went to inspect the painting... You'll never guess what happened! That painting...? [What?] This painting was of a hero and princess from several generations ago cuddling in one another's arms... This person following her--it wasn't me, I swear--continued to follow her every night! Creepy. And it was the same thing every time! Princess Zelda would just stare at the picture night after night...
Daily reminder everything Rumor Guy says about the game is true, even 'gramps' doing handstands (he is the hero of legend) who is still alive
You posted ALBW Zelda brainlet, not ALTTP Zelda.
That's clearly ALTTP Zelda. ALBW Zelda don't look like that
>ALBW ends like this
>Zelda was trained from a young age to crave big hero wiener
ALBW Zelda also fricked Link until the room stinks.
>said something false
>posts proof from the videogame
see
Cope and mald?
homie they don't even have the same circlet
That's the smash ultimate circlet homosexual. Neither ALBW or ALTTP Zelda have that circlet.
homie Smash Ultimate Zelda IS ALBW Zelda
no she isn't she's a mixture. But more from ALTTP than ALBW.
>Old man is 80
>but is also somehow the hero from several generations ago
sure. whatever you say dude.
>moron doesn't know what several generations means
Jesus christ people on Ganker are stupid.
>Gramps is the hero of legend
>but lives as a peasant
>Rumor Guy also says that he is constantly calling cuccos
I guess Link settled down with a nice farm girl instead of Zelda then, since he'd be the king otherwise.
Reminder that everything Rumor Guy says about the game is true!
Zelda is dead you fricking moron. and the game clearly says the hero of legend ended up with Zelda.
>wife dies
>immediately ousted from the castle and forced to live as a peasant despite being the ruler of the country for many years and sons/daughters
Yeah that's totally how it works. moron.
>Ousted from the Castle
Link is an adventurer. He probably went off adventuring until old age. Also Karakiro is right outside the castle.
>just up and left the country without a ruler
ok
>making conjectures based on nothing
It's not that hard to understand. The Hero of Legend and Zelda fricked. She birthed another Zelda. Link kept adventuring. Eventually the next Zelda took over (ALBW Zelda's parents) there was a new king, and then after ALTTP Zelda died, Link retired to Kakariko to live out the rest of his life.
Huh, that doesn't sound like love, that sounds like a one-night-stand. Are you okay, Zelinkgay? I thought you said that every single Link and Zelda were deeply in love with eachother and always got married to eachother.
Did you lie to us?
There's paintings of the hero of legend littered throughout Hyrule Castle. Have you even played the game? BTW, Link never settles down. He's an adventurer.
>Nintendo had no business confirming it but they did.
Proof?
You already have a thread, Zelinkgay
Link? BTw there's more than 1 zelinkgay on Ganker
>BTw there's more than 1 zelinkgay on Ganker
No there isn't.
cuckold NTR troons unironically believe this.
>Zelinkgay isn't the cuckold NTR troon
What did he mean by this?
Maybe in what, like 3 games? Most of the time he doesn't.
This is bait.
OP said something blatantly false because he knows people will want to correct him.
Why was Zelda thirstier for hero wiener than Link was for princess pussy?
I fricking hate zelda fans. They are the worst. Shut the frick up about your silly peter pan garbage. You fricking losers. For decades you've been gushing over this fricking gay ass fairy boy and his dumb ass disney trophy. It's sick. You are actually sick in the head. You've got to stop. Fricking stop shilling this shit series.
>I fricking hate zelda fans. They are the worst. Shut the frick up about your silly peter pan garbage. You fricking losers. For decades you've been gushing over this fricking gay ass fairy boy and his dumb ass disney trophy. It's sick. You are actually sick in the head. You've got to stop. Fricking stop shilling this shit series.
Unironically seek help homosexual if a videogame makes you feel feelings like this.
What the frick is a zelinkgay? I thought the general consensus is that Link and Zelda are the default pair. Is it just one schizo crying about his cuckold fantasy not being reality?
It's Eric, ACgay, 1 NTR troon named Ganonchud, and then a whole bunch of teens from Sharty. They just all collectively hate Zelda and love to spam Ganon/Zelda porn and screech about Zelinkgays
What about the scrimbloEricbimbloNTRgaytroonACchud? What's his involvement in all this?
Yeah, that is generally the default pair.
However, a lot of the games leave things incredibly open, with a few potential love interests available. Ocarina of Time is often cited as a good example, with Zelda, Malon, Ruto, etc. So people like to entertain ideas of different pairings for fun.
But with every fandom come shippers who follow their chosen pair like gospel, and act like absolute c**ts if anyone believes something different than them. On Ganker, those are Zelink shippers, or Zelinkers, or Zelinkgays. They've been making threads such as these daily, sometimes multiple times a day (there are even two threads up right now) for the past year. Notice how the OP is thinly veiled bait, even.
It's all console war tier shitposting.
We made peace with the Malongays the other day. Nobody wants inter-Zelda wars.
If anything it's about the NTR homosexuals and the snoys
>Link and Zelda standing 1 inch apart
>Link holding the Master Sword (a phallic shaped object) and pointing it into the hole of the Triforce
>Zelda looking up at him with admiration and love
All the guards in Hyrule Castle could hear Zelda's wails of pleasure and loud verbal orgasms.
>Link holding the Master Sword (a phallic shaped object) and pointing it into the hole of the Triforce
Link got Fi laid with ALL THREE Golden Goddesses?
Damn, what a true homie. Hylia would never, because she's a b***h.