>literal 5 year-old is a super elite Pokemon trainer

>literal 5 year-old is a super elite Pokemon trainer

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why not, it's just rock paper scissors anyway.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait till this mf finds out how old all the protag champions are

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      17 years old like these two?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >franchise repeatedly makes a point in both narrative and game mechanics that you become a stronger trainer by simply being on the same wavelength and great friends with your monster partners and trying your best
        >most of the player characters who end up becoming the best trainers around are early teens, with only a few outliers being late teens like or Colosseum's Wes
        >surprised when a character who's visually even younger is portrayed as competent

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Talent is real. It's hard to accept but some people are naturally gifted and the rest of us plebs are like cripples compared to the able bodied.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't matter if you're a talented Driver, you can't get a driving license at 5 year old, like you can't get a Pokemon Trainer license until 10.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This isn't even a real thing. It's a concept made up by the anime. I mean are you moronic or something? There's been visibly younger trainers than the protagonist since Gen 2 with the school kids, and arguably the Bug Catchers in Gen 1. Since then there's been ones like the twins or the literal preschoolers in Gen 5.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lust provoking image
    I hate this board, sometimes.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most of the strongest trainers are children. As you grow older, you become shittier at it. See: Red. Undefeated in his prime at the age of 11, proceeds to lose every single battle after.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stops mopping the floor with everyone and becomes a mere mortal when the player stops astral projecting into his body
      Woah...

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's just very mature for her age

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lust provoking image

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You just know

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    what is the point of the key anyway?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a bag that holds her candy.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also unlocks the cage

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's your chastity key.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Design is not cute and funny at all though

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lore: You can only start you journey when you're 10
    >Devs: "Hey, how about a 5 year old child as an Elite Four member!"
    I know Game Freak doesn't care, but I didn't know they liked to make themselves look like morons, Jesus!RPGNW

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what else you expected from a Japanese game developer.
      They are known for throwing internal logic out of the window just for sex appeal.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Born into the right family, simple as

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's anime lore.
      Game lore is distinct.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The games also state you can't get your license until you're 10 or 11.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where?

          Yeah but they always usually have "pet" like Pokemon, and they aren't on journeys.
          [...]
          Anime lore is game lore, since the anime and the games are one. Otherwise, why no Protagonist is a toddler too and they always wait to start their journey?

          >anime lore is game lore
          No.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Has the 10 year old thing ever been stated in a game or was it just an anime only thing? There's always been trainers that look younger than 10 in game.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but they always usually have "pet" like Pokemon, and they aren't on journeys.

        That's anime lore.
        Game lore is distinct.

        Anime lore is game lore, since the anime and the games are one. Otherwise, why no Protagonist is a toddler too and they always wait to start their journey?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Anime lore is game lore
          Don't insult the anime like that.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you have to be at least 10 to be sponsored by a professor. you can start earlier, but you have to provide your own starter.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        So you need to be 10 to be sponsored by a professor but you can become an e4 member at 5?
        Poppy is a miss, i'm afraid

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Poppy got her own starter and became good enough to become part of the elite four, she likely comes from a wealthy family who could let her start early with a really good starter.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There have always been trainers younger than you. In SV in particular there are younger schoolmates who go on the treasure hunt meaning they have every right to go for the Pokémon League title. Poppy probably was a prodigy and did the same.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ever heard of child prodigies?

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer Sabi

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    INFANT DETECTED
    ADMINISTER THE FRICK-OFF BIG ROCK

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She probably has the best team of the entire Elite 4 and champion as well. Mono Steel is good but even then.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    When will we get 6 year old protags?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let's Go

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shitty coomer slop game.
    This franchise is so dead.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually liked this idea. Children are intuitive and could be more in touch with their pokemon. But gamefreak being gamefreak it doesn't reflect at all in gameplay. That's why fangames and romhacks are king.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're very in touch with their houndooms and machokes.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's a company that knows its audience.

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