>literal blades for hands that can barely hold onto anything
>sharp metal jutting out of its body down to the crotch area
>homosexual ascot
how is this thing even supposed to breed?
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Sex does not exist in the Pokemon world
No character has any genitals. When a male and a female love each other very much, Arceus blesses them with a dirt egg, or a pregnancy if the female is human. This explains interspecies breeding and Pokemon-human marriage. Humans don't frick in the Pokemon world which is why breeding seems like a total mystery.
You have no way of debunking this.
Nice fanfiction.
moronic furgay
>or a pregnancy if the female is human.
what the frick
you can't just make shit up like that and pass it off as the truth
This is consistent with the fact that pokéhumans are way stronger than IRL humans and the lore where humans used to be pokémon.
>how is this thing even supposed to breed?
You put it in a pokemon day care that's how
Breeding for Pokemon does not involve sexual intercourse or penetration. It works this way.
When a female Pokemon find a suitable and compatible male partner, they get involved in some sort of ritual play. Then, they will knead their energy together and put them inside a cradle that most people call "Eggs". This cradle is not technically an egg even though they look similar. Inside the cradle, the energy from two Pokemon will fuse if it is rocked and churned gently. This is why you have to take the Egg for a walk. The energy from the female Pokemon will crystalized into the physical body, while the energy from the male Pokemon will invigorate it, bestowing it with strength and inherited techniques. Over time, a new Pokemon will hatch from the cradle. That's why a Pokemon as massive as a Wailmer can fit inside something comparatively small. Because prior to "hatching", Pokemon exists as a form of energy within their "Eggs".
Any other series this would be pure headcanon. But in Pokemon, this is the only theory that makes sense.
>According to Professor Elm, "Pokémon Eggs aren't actually eggs but more like [cradles]".
>items held by parents can affect the Pokémon inside the resulting Eggs because those items stabilizes the energy of the parent Pokémon, resulting in consistent and predictable stats/Abilities/moveset of their children
>when Eggs are hatching, they will emit intense and energetic light. Once the process is over, not a single Egg shard would remain, proving that the Eggs are "cradles" full of "Pokémon energy". This is true in both games and anime
>Pokémon from different species can breed as long as the Egg Group (energy signature) is compatible with each other
It's the only explanation. GF is just too lazy to explain all this to children.
Gigalith has the same problem, how does it eat?
mmmm ackshually pokeymen don't eat, it's just energy they absorb via fanfic writing
the only time the creation of an egg is witnessed canonically is when arceus zaps one of the creation trio into existence after a jpg slideshow
otherwise it's a complete mystery in universe
one of the runing gags is that no-one knows where the eggs come from.
why don't they just put a camera in the daycare lol
homosexual as hell but also based because frick jannies.
She’s built for big Blaziken wiener if im being honest
I put corks on its sharp bits and then pound the penguissy
The better question is why isn't it a physical attacker
Emperors destroy their enemies from afar