Literally HOW do you fight these?

Literally HOW do you fight these?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not my problem

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've said it before and I'll say it again:
    You don't. The point of the ending of DS3 is humanity is fricked and the brethren moons won. Kino Lovecraftian ending.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the brethren moons won
      The only thing I don't like about this ending is how late the "moons" are introduced.
      The game is basically saying: "Oh and by the way, there are these huge monsters, you lose", 5m minutes before the end.
      No foreshadowing or anything.
      At least in Lovecraftian fiction, we know pretty early on that there is some higher power or whatever at play.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was the developers final frick you to EA for all the meddling so they could not continue the series after closing the studio.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, it wasn't. Ben Wanat actually had a sequel to Dead Space 3 planned where is waifu would save the universe.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Dead Space 4 was the planned fourth installment in the Dead Space series.
              >The game would have followed on directly from Dead Space 3 with humanity facing extinction at the hands of the Brethren Moons. Taking inspiration from the flotilla section in Dead Space 3, the notion was that the player (Ben Wanat stated that he would have made Ellie Langford the game's protagonist) was trying to survive on a day-by-day basis, scavenging supplies while looking for survivors and withstanding the Necromorph-infected ships. The player would have their own ship.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >planned
                >drawn on a napkin while security is escorting people out of the stufio

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He wrote Dead Space 3 to replace Isaac with Ellie. He planned it long before the studio was closed.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                "Planned" he knew he won't do anything with it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No one wanted to play as Ellie, what a crock of shit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Of course not. He actually wanted Ellie as the protagonist of Dead Space 3 but EA said "Frick no!" Ben Wanat is obsessed with this character. So much so he didn't even realize he made her an unlikable moronic c**t in the third game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sounds kino

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Ellie Langford
                can't remember anything about this broad other than her breasts
                would have been a genius idea to let her headline 4. they probably would have covered her up head to toe too

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >would have been a genius idea to let her headline 4. they probably would have covered her up head to toe too
                No shit moron they're in space, she'd be wearing a RIG

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This along with “the brethren moons are the devil you know” are cool ideas. Would’ve been interesting to see what they could’ve come up with that was worse than the moons, they’re not flood-level fricked but they’re already pretty horrific

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The mass effect treatment huh.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sasuga austin-sama

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Visceral gradually eaten by EA and put into an unwinnable position (get 1 gorillion DS3 sales or we kill the franchise, also add MP and single player MTX)
      >studio morale probably at rock bottom levels
      >ending of the franchise is that all is fricked and there is no hope
      Beyond Ludo

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They ate the human race. There isn't any fighting.

    I just want to know why they were psychic or some shit? How does any of the Markers and that kind of shit actually make any sense? Do these moon-sized psychic flesh monster jellyfish then just go around the galaxy putting random Markers on planets until eventually some dickheads make more of them? Basically that shit just doesn't make sense. I know it's a horror story so it's not intended to make perfect sense, but this is just plotholes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black markers are probably just accidents. The brethren moons don't know that they're going to make intelligent things, they're just byproducts of the brethren moons existing at all. They get shat out all over space and some of them collide with planets. Some of those planets can produce life. That life sometimes becomes intelligent, allegedly thanks to the Marker which itself is a byproduct of intelligent life, and starts making more markers to make more intelligent life that the brethren moons can feed on.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don't plant them. They shoot them out into space. People make more of them because the signal they emit is a code on how to make more as well as harness infinite power/electricity from them. People use them as power sources. They don't start converging people until the time is right.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They shoot them into space and they land on planet's, where they accelerate the development of intelligent life. Said life will eventually find the Markers, use them for infinite energy, develop to obscene numbers, fall into insanity and obsession with the Markers, suffer from a Necromorph outbreak and finally trigger Convergence to create a new Moon. The Moon will then repeat the process.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They seeded planets with a potential for life all over the universe millions of years ago. The markers are dormant and waiting until a civilization of large enough size develops and then they activate. When activated they manipulate people and make them replicate the markers to amplify the signal and infect enough life forms for the final transformation.

      The only thing that doesnt make sense is how they got to Earth. Sure they may be smart etc but they are still flesh without hyperspace travel capacity. Would be better if they found where humanity is but it would take them much more time to get there.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Moons can naturally move fast enough to outspeed Shockpoint Drives. They can most likely accelerate Markers to similar speeds until they hit a viable planet.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prion disease, probably. Brethren moons are intelligent.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that would actually work
      like what can they do against fricking prions? maybe amputate the part that is infected?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you don't, it's a lovecraftian horror beyond your comprehension

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >beyond your comprehension
      >i can see it and comprehend what i'm seeing
      >i can go on a wiki and read about its life cycle and comprehend that
      >it can speak to me in my head and i can comprehend it
      >only thing i can't do is fight it because it's too fricking big
      not lovecraftian

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I read about a snake's venom and its properties online, I'd probably be unfazed if I was ever bitten.

        You grew too arrogant behind the comfort of your screen.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't you fight and kill one? They probably have glowing weak points inside of them that you can blow up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The one you fight was a newborn/not complete. Also you had ancient alien tech amping up your gear.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Moose

      The one you fought was literally "dead" and frozen for an untold amount of years, however long the Ayy Lmaos were dead which could potentially be millions of years, I can't remember. Then Awakened outright shows you not only didn't Isaac and Carver kill it when they "killed" it, it proceeded to continue reanimating everything on Tau Volantis and send a message to the Brethren Moons in deep space, and we don't even know if it actually died by the time they shocked out of there because Isaac was going completely insane on Terra Nova which was in orbit above Tau Volantis meaning its reach was still strong despite "dying".

      Hell, Isaac has never been as insane as he was at the end of Awakened.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Death Star. Or have all of humanity retreat underground and nuke the surface. Or create self replicating AI that is optimized towards eliminating all necromorphs. Just do something. None of these are winning strategies, and most will likely get you killed anyway. But who cares at that point? Hatred, spite, and violence are the only correct answers to cosmic horror.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Our final act of spite
      >In order to kill the monsters that killed us, we made monsters of our own

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Make self replicating AI focused on just purging everything that isn't it or even using it as fuel to do it faster/better
      >kill self cause it's not your problem anymore
      >Moons get to experience a taste of their own medicine

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kinda reminds me of halo and how the forerunners defeated the flood.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now all you've accomplished is unleashing an even more dangerous genocidal threat into the universe.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Teach them to love

          Good. Just put an American flag on them and program them to create killbots that say patriotic phrases and I'm get to work on putting the proposal to raytheon next week.
          Better our universal genocide than theirs.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Now all you've accomplished is unleashing an even more dangerous genocidal threat into the universe.
          Well if the Brethren Moons didn't want that to happen, maybe they should have fricked off from rightful human soil?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Well if the Brethren Moons didn't want that to happen, maybe they should have fricked off from rightful human soil?
            They violated the NAP and will now be on the receiving end of our recreational Von Neumann swarm.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How so? Just program them to kill all brethren moons.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Eventually it'll become self aware for some dumb reason and figure out the best way to kill brethren moons is to also prevent them from finding life to uplift in the first place

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              https://nickbostrom.com/superintelligentwill.pdf
              As long as we tuned it right at the start, it should be alright. What's it gonna do? Develop an entirely new set of values randomly?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Well if the Brethren Moons didn't want that to happen, maybe they should have fricked off from rightful human soil?
        They violated the NAP and will now be on the receiving end of our recreational Von Neumann swarm.

        Unfathomably based.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why not at least try to give it a directive to not interfere with humans.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >just cripple it unprovoked bro
          No. That would violate the NAP.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Q bomb

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The moons are the reason humans haven't been contacted by intelligent life
    >The moons are also the reason why any intelligent life exists at all
    so they're just farmers coming to harvest their crop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much. There's a reason they think they're God.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    by literally using the literal tools at your literal disposal.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You build your own moving moon weapons.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anything is possible through Christ.

    Amen.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    saucy

    planet cracking tools :^)

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, i guess playing snooker with stars would do the job

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So what is it ?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm guessing it's a white hole!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you get one extra interwebz point

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You go into them with a spaceship drill and fight off the breeches in hull as it tries to burrow inside and stop you. This takes an entire game and some mcguffin marker magic at the center of one that gets rid of the others.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Metroids? With ice

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    find a ship and flee to another galaxy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They can move fast enough to outrace shockpoint drives. They could most likely pursue you wherever you go.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        maybe. but first they would focus on the most populated places first

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    markers are sperm
    planets are the egg

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You wait for the heat death of the universe and spiritually, you have the last laugh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're still dead though

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you need anti planet weapons which the humans in this setting could develop, although with the death of most humans and the fact they spread cults to make some amount of your population insane getting an industrial base going to strike back is extremely unlikely

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    warhammer 40k imperial human society, hypervigilance, always on watch, heretics (necromorphs and dissidents) get purged, corpses get burned automatically after death through some chemical concoction in the human body.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    like this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what is this? Trace is giving me Boku no Hero.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Getter Robo Armageddon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          tanx

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ramming speed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That would do basically nothing.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With a frick you

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't you just lose

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We whites will be extinct soon anyway. I will not fight to save kids of noahs and tyrones.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we
      your skin is as brown as your streets

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only parts that are brown in my body are my poop and my iris. Apart from that I'm whitest white.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They have you fighting a culture war to keep you from fighting a class war. Wake up.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pills and a planet cracker ship

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Giant robots with drilling lasers.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont know what game this is and who are those supposed to be but the answer, as with any fictional monster, is always the same. Bomb the frick out of them until they yield, the US probably has enough munitions for the B52's alone to bomb even god himself into submission

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    love that mass effect and dead space both have vastly more intelligent life forms creating life to be eaten at a later point. hate that they both shat the bed in the final act

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ar least DS3 had the balls to end on a "Yep, we're screwed" ending. It's the only way I can see things playing out for humanity in the setting. At least with Brethren moons being a thing

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You build a planet size Plasma Cutter.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Planet
    >Planet-cracker ships exist

    Seems like the logical thread they were setting up here. Granted they kind of nuked it by having every single moon eat every human planet immediately and at the same time.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still pisses me off that we didn't get a new entry in the wake of this.

    Like sure, definitely not a numbered sequel. Humanity is doomed, there's not much mystery left to the Necromorphs, there's no realistically fighting back against the Moons, and they would've give a shit about the smudges of sauce and gristle left over from devouring humanity, so there's a general lack of motivation to be had in the story and thus be numbered.

    On the other hand, the setting is cool as shit, and there were two things people had to say about Dead Space 3:
    1) The graveyard of ships was fun
    2) The co-op missions were actually pretty alright
    Bing Bang Boom, make a sequel that just cares about gameplay, and consists of you and your crew on one of the last human ships, going on missions to scavenge shit just to keep surviving. Would've been fun. Plus if they DID want to have any form of plot progress, then I dunno, contextualize it by being in a flotilla of survivors that want to leave instructions for the next civilization, even if that didn't work out so well for the last group of nonces that tried it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Still pisses me off that we didn't get a new entry in the wake of this.
      first before that we would need is an unfricked DS 3 because still, look at the environment design and tell me there's no love from the team for the game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is no unfricking DS3. It's so cut to ribbons that it's one of the few games that needs a complete and total ground-up remake to piece it back together properly, and it's impossible to say any single way of doing it is what DS3 would've been if it wasn't fricked up, because that game was frankensteined to shit. They put in the effort and it's not really their fault, but you can clearly see the seams where concepts and story beats were sliced up and sewn back in order to get SOMETHING out on time after all the constant changes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Moose

      >The co-op missions were actually pretty alright
      Only if you're Carver. Isaac players get completely shafted and may as well not even be there because of how pointless their existence is in the co-op missions. They're effectively a vehicle to funnel Carver health if he needs it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The series needs to reboot Dead Space 3. Make it single player survival horror only like the DS remake. Incorporate the moons into the story at an earlier point and end with a setup to continue the story how the programmers intended with you navigating around a Unitologist mausoleum fleet.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mental resistance (if you don't it's just skill issue), AI and planet crackers,

    keypoint doomers forget is humanity tamed the power of stars without markers as a power source,
    and it's not like even Ishimura's planet cracking has to be prepared, not doing so on normal planet would destroy the ship, but for something like bretheren moon it would be extra painful

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If only humanity in-universe had the technology to break apart ("crack" if you will) giant celestial bodies ("planets" if you will).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah it feels like this was the initial aim then some doomer homosexuals came in with "no what do you mean you kill the monster haven't you read le heckin Black personman >:(" when Cthulu got slept by a frickin boat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Moose

      You guys need to stop acting like planet crackers instantly crack planets. It takes a bare minimum of six months just to do because you need to land on the planet and make structures to use the tether at all.

      What kind of FTL does Dead Space have? As long as it's not teleports then it's the simple matter of taking a rock and accelerating it sufficiently. Not hard.

      >What kind of FTL does Dead Space have?
      https://deadspace.fandom.com/wiki/ShockPoint_Drive
      >The depiction of space-time (via a two-dimensional model) relative to the rear of the ship expanding while that in front of the ship is contracting seems to indicate the concept is related to/derives from the theoretical Alcubierre drive, a proposed means of achieving faster-than-light travel.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Moose

        My mistake, I remembered it wrong. Not six months, three to five years. Even if we pretend a random planet cracker can do it without gravity tethers it still takes a week.

        Piloting the Ishimura and fighting the moons head on via planet cracking. I don't know why people couldn't put 2 and 2 together here.

        >I don't know why people couldn't put 2 and 2 together here.
        Because you don't even understand what planet cracking entails.
        https://deadspace.fandom.com/wiki/Planet_Cracking
        >Planet cracking is a lengthy process typically spanning from three to five years. Generally, the first year is spent prospecting and setting up the planetside colony. To minimize losses, these colonies are intentionally a light outlay in terms of infrastructure. The next eighteen months involve tectonic excavation, gravity tether maintenance, and related planetside activities. The planet cracker arrives between the 2.5 and 3 year mark, depending on the progress of excavation. Once the ship is in orbit, preparation for tectonic chunk extraction begins. This takes approximately one week. The removal of an excavated chunk from the planet into a stabilized geosynchronous orbit usually takes about 1 day (24 standard hours). During this process, billions of tons of debris break off from the underside of the chunk, creating an instant asteroid ring around the planet. While the floating debris is extremely dangerous, planet cracker ships have an excellent Asteroid Defense System (ADS) to keep the ship and crew safe from harm. [...] This process is repeated until the entire planetary body has been broken up and processed. Smaller bodies, such as asteroids, are drawn into the mining bays and processed directly, using direct processing beams to reduce waste.
        The thing takes a week just to crack a planet with years of surveying and entire facilities set up on said planet to do anything. Even if you want to argue that's just to make the gravity tether accurate it says it still takes them a week, and that's talking about modern machines, not the Ishimura.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Log:Planetary Mining - An Investor's Guide
          >in: Dead Space (2023) Chapter 10 Logs
          >Dead Space (2023)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Moose

            https://deadspace.fandom.com/wiki/Planetary_Mining
            It was in both games and is completely unchanged in the Remake.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              that's better.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The removal of an excavated chunk from the planet into a stabilized geosynchronous orbit usually takes about 1 day (24 standard hours)
          Properly it takes a long time, but if they just rip it open to fire a railgun directly into it's glowing weakpoint then I'm sure they could justify a much shorter timeframe, especially since the Moons are fleshy so it'd probably be easier to tear it apart.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Moose

            >to fire a railgun
            It doesn't fire a railgun. As far as we know it uses gravity tethers on the planet to rip a chunk out of the planet.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I meant for the purposes of the BM fight. Like Isaac uses a planet cracker and Carver + Friends are in a separate ship or something. It's just a shame we'll never see anything with the series again except shitty ripoffs that miss what make it so good.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I meant for the purposes of the BM fight. Like Isaac uses a planet cracker and Carver + Friends are in a separate ship or something. It's just a shame we'll never see anything with the series again except shitty ripoffs that miss what make it so good.

            Blowing up the weak points barely fazes the Moon. It takes the alien device to actually harm it in any really sense, and as Moose explained, this might not have killed the damn thing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not for war though its for mining. They don't just shoot a laser and blow a planet up. They cut out chunks and pull them out using gravity tethers. And even that takes people on the ship AND colonies down on the planet to make it happen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The first game takes place on a giant planet cracking ship. You figure it out.

      It takes nearly half a year to crack planets, which won't work against the casually MFTL demon moons with lightyears-spanning mind rape fields.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The first game takes place on a giant planet cracking ship. You figure it out.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just blow it up 4head

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I find it hard to believe a society as advanced doesn't have weapons of war powerful enough to destroy what are essentially big balls of meat and bone. I'm sure even a co-ordinated icbm nuke strike today would frick these up, maybe not kill them but slow them down at least.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The moons don't attack until they're ready. They use markers as a way to mind rape the populace into submission so there is no risk of counter attack.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Humanity was getting fricked by a necromorph outbreak on earth and didn't even know about the moons. Things were over before the moons showed up, and you gotta think you have all the brain washed and jusf straight up marker worshippers who are already in places of leadership ready to undermine anything like nuking

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With a knife
    Its not that hard actually

    crowbar is usually faster though

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maxwell.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally stick a needle in its eye

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The ishimura was a planet cracker, that should work

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of FTL does Dead Space have? As long as it's not teleports then it's the simple matter of taking a rock and accelerating it sufficiently. Not hard.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    make a gigantic spaceship thats essentially a planetcracker X plasmacutter and break the bastards into pieces

    also would have been extreme kino if for DS4 survivors managed to crack 1 necromoon, went inside it with a spaceship only to find the inside isn't just a disgusting pile of flesh but actual alien architecture.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just launch an asteroid at it.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    with PLANET CRACKERS, it was so obvious.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Literally HOW do you fight these?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The green pill allows you to impregnate robots, so it is the best option

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Piloting the Ishimura and fighting the moons head on via planet cracking. I don't know why people couldn't put 2 and 2 together here.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Through the power of self belief and intergalactic fighting robots.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care if the Dead Space remake was a pointless remake I just want a fricking remake of Dead Space 3 man. fix it and make it a good end to the trilogy. Frick you EA.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you know when you think about it,

      the recent demake didn't stole mechanics from 2, it literally fricking stole from 3 (necros unrespondent to staggering, backtracking sidequest, fricking up the story for no reason)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It didn't frick up the story, in fact it made things make more sense with the whole trilogy. It was clear that in DS1 they didn't plan brethren moons in the future at all

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    grey goo them

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They would unironically lose against Eggman. He's built weapons that can destroy entire star systems, and can even transfer his own full consciousness into robot bodies to avoid the mental influence of the Markers.
    Hell, he could just send a rocket full of the Metal Virus goop into one of them and turn them all into giant robot moons loyal only to him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He's built weapons that can destroy entire star systems, and can even transfer his own full consciousness into robot bodies to avoid the mental influence of the Markers.
      Hell, he's more than smart to get the signal that makes him want to make more markers instead of making him manically suicidal/homocidal or otherwise insane. That's still a bad thing, but if he's aware of it, it's still feasible.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      markers affect electronic signals/machinery too. Anything that can receive signals can be manipulated by it.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you kill them, you will be just like them.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now that the dust has settled what is the best Dead Space game? 1? 2? remake?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One for horror, two in general, and three for lore and the wacky stuff you can do.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't. I liked that Dead Space stuck to its guns and left humanity in peril.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God is a lot bigger than a brethren moon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Prove it.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry. I know a guy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is the weakest Dragon Ball character who could still reasonably take out the moons solo?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry. I know a guy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >not even a planet buster

          What is the weakest Dragon Ball character who could still reasonably take out the moons solo?

          Beerus.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't speak of what you don't know.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Krillin

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Master Roshi destroyed the moon pretty early in the story.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What is the weakest Dragon Ball character who could still reasonably take out the moons solo?
        Dude even fricking Yamcha could blow up each of the moons considering he's stronger than the Ginyu Force after the end of the Namek arc

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, any Z-fighter is a casual planet cracker at this point. Assuming vegeta wasn't blowing himself out of proportion (no guarantee) he could destroy a planet back in saiyan saga with some charge up. Accounting for everyone still alive being at their highest strength level it'd probably be Nappa or Cui but both are weak willed as frick. For someone who'd be just strong enough to do it and not mentally a complete moron, maybe Ginyu.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I had to guess, probably a series of physics puzzles and fetch quests.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Starship Troopers mentioned that the humans have created weapons that could crack open and destroy an entire planet. Dead Space has ships that take apart planets for their resources. I'm pretty sure the humans can come up with something to kill the Brethren moons.

    However, if things get bad. Any surviving humans should relocate to other colonies and space stations, revive the old religions of Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Taoism and maybe Judaism, in order to combat the brainwashing of Unitology while creating weapons of planetary destruction for the inevitable reencounter with the Brethern moons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Any surviving humans should relocate to other colonies and space stations, revive the old religions of Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Taoism and maybe Judaism, in order to combat the brainwashing of Unitology
      That's an interesting proposition, but I'm sure if that would be at all effective. I fear it's more likely that the influence of the Markers/Brethern Moons would just pervert the religions if anything.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If they revive the old religions and play their cards right, than the Christian and Muslim religious leaders can condemn the Markers as Satanic tools and the humans can safely nuke the things from orbit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Exterminatus!!

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why, my peanus weenus of course 🙂

    hahah! 😀

    it's my weeeeeenus peanus! 🙂 hahah

    Dumbest thing that used to scare you in a video game - my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus 😀

    hahah!

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Indomitable human spirit.

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't, I'm kind of glad they ended 3 the way they did because fighting those things and even winning at that would just feel so forced. It's good horror, the type of horror of facing something you just stand no chance against

    I've had nightmares where like I look up in the sky and a giant meteor is coming towards earth. Its a weird terrifying feel that I imagine would be similar to seeing a fricking brethren moon when it was about to hit earth at the end of 3s dlc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Giant meteors of the size you could outright see approaching earth would pose little threat to us though, since we could see them from so far away.
      Ones too small to see but big enough to frick shit up? those are the problem.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we could never stop a meteor the size of a city, which would be enough to wipe out most life on earth

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          See it from far enough away and it'd take the slightest of a breeze to stop it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            are you stupid

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if Brethren moons mind raped you so that you view them as this instead of giant balls of meat? Would you support them then?

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In the unreleased 4th game isaacs girlfriend and some other people destory the moons but humanity is still doomed.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you fight those within the conventions and theme of the setting? You don't. They've already won.
    How would you fight those, realistically? Relativistic Kill Missiles bring all to heel. Spooky flesh planets are no exception.

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Planet Crackers since that's a major Human industry in the Dead Space universe and they're the size of moons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Planet cracking is a slow process, good luck pulling it off on a sentiet moon that wants to kill you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're smaller though, so the process could be sped up compared to cracking an actual planet.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah so it would take months or at best weeks instead of years. The moons aren't gonna give you that long.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They're smaller though
          The Brethren Moons are actually pretty large compared to actual moons, which we see when theyre right next to Earth. They're closer to dwarf planet's in size

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        planet cracking constructively, and for the purposes of finding and gathering useful resources, is slow. Destruction is always much faster.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry. Most of the work has been done. After all the crew has died, Isaac is there to finish the job in a roughly 10 hour adventure fixing machines, fetching keys and listening to audio logs which outline how the crew survived for so long (reverse marker signal).

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Probably something like EarthGov using its own markers to make Human Moons to combat the alien Moons

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just blow up the sun bro

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God, frick the Nomai

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >frick the Nomai
        Hell yeah I would

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Also black holes, even our Sun could incinerate that shit

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when DS3 came out. In the Dead Space thread on somethingawful one of the visceral devs posted there. He pretty much agreed with all the criticism of the game and was like. hands up, yeah EA fricked us completely. The change in directors/producers, being forced to add all the microtransaction shit.

    Just a fricking awful, awful game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I tried replaying it recently and the crafting stuff is just completely made to frick you and push you to buy packs. In a DEAD SPACE game, a survival horror game, you have to set done a gay little drone to gather supplies at pre designates spots and have to actually WAIT to get the supplies, like I remember just waiting at a bench for the timer to go down to actually get my shit. And maybe because I was playing on hard but I felt I wasn't actually getting enough stuff to actually make any cool guns either

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I always just like to pretend Dead Space as a series ended here.
        Dead Space 3 never happened the Callisto Protocol never happened and the Dead Space Remake definitely never happened

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ElliexIssac destroyed just to make a convenient plot point
          DS3 was a mistake.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Teleport black holes inside them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's....not how things work...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's what you think

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get drunk and punch it real hard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Get drunk and punch it real hard.
      Yes.

      ?t=666

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get sanic to beat them

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So if you kill the Brethren Moons what happens to the Markers?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They presumably just turn into weird looking rocks, since their endless energy seems to stem from the Moons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They make more moons so you can keep selling moon-killing weapons just like Ayn Rand would have wanted.

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If only we had some kind of spaceship that could “crack” a “planet”

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If only you had a “brain” that “worked”

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK the fricking moons. FRICK Mass Effect and Visceral for last minute changing their fricking antagonists
    >previous Reapers
    Mostly good guys attempting to salvage the mass effect problem who add a layer of nuance to the series
    >nu Reapers
    AI is LE EBULS! And they KILLED their creators! But they didn’t kill THEMSELVES, despite the fact they were made with AI! So somehow they knew to preserve themselves but didn’t know to preserve their CREATORS! Because writers don’t fricking understand AI development! Yay!
    >previous Necromorphs
    Dying alien race decides to do one of the most abominable acts in fiction; upload their consciousnesses inside Markers before scattering them across the universe, so they can convert the biomass of new sentient species into new bodies for themselves. Ties into the mining theme of the series and makes them appropriate antagonists
    >nu Necromorphs
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOH! FLESH MOON! SOOOOOOOOOO SCARY! IN SOVIET RUSSIA, MOON MINE YOU!

    FRICKING Black folk DESERVED TO BE RAPED BY THEIR PARENT COMPANY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Dying alien race decides to do one of the most abominable acts in fiction; upload their consciousnesses inside Markers before scattering them across the universe, so they can convert the biomass of new sentient species into new bodies for themselves
      Where is this from?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there’s literally one deleted audio log from DS2 that’s kind of hints at this, it was cut from the game though, not sure when in the development cycle

        I don’t remember if the other ones in the video give more detail, I only remember that specific one
        Go to 6:55

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His ass.

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    give the moons their daily dose

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >alien threat with plot armor harvesting humans
    Why is this so common?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's about existential dread and peoples' actions in a hopeless situation. Also, BETA have anti-plot armor and would job to almost every advanced sci-fi society because of how long their adaptations take. Hell, one of their main hives was taken out by a single nuke before it got to do anything.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why the beta do look like that

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just goofy JP designs mostly, but there are explanations for why each one has its features.

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just irradiate them until all the meat dies bro. Meat is weak and unsuitable for space travel.

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Schindclghcist IV

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nukes until they stop driving people insane

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Upgraded Plasma Cutter

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    attract them to earth and blow the sun out. scorched earth

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like inhabiting the moon's shock jumping is the biggest hurdle. If you could effectively strand them you could try loads of shit like simple bombardment to using flesh eating bacteria

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You'd still need to deal with their lightyears-spanning mindrape aura and tentacles.

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how man brethren moons even be real homie just telekinesis markers into them! lol!

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Accelerate spaceship to light speed and hit them really hard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon that maneuver is one in a million

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By canceling the sequel

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't, there will never be a sequel.

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    convince them to transition and they'll self-destruct

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whack them with a celestial body, drop them into a black hole, invert a small portion of the color charges of quarks making them collapse into a black hole, whatever. they're not even close to a big deal. if you wanted to be ironic about it just do what they do and make an "inverse" marker signal that just kills necromorph tissue.

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